Quantcast
Channel: Gawker
Viewing all 24829 articles
Browse latest View live

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Kanye West's Child

$
0
0

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Kanye West's Child

In news that basically shattered the internet when it first hit Twitter, Kanye West announced Sunday night that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with his baby. West broke the news during his concert in Atlantic City, telling the crowd something along the lines of: "Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama" before pointing at Kardashian.

Minutes later, Team Kanye West, an unofficial West fan site, tweeted the news.

Which was then picked up by Russell Simmon's GlobalGrind:

And then came the tweets from supportive family members.

And label mates:

Between the supportive tweets and E! News confirming the news (and reporting that Kim is roughly 12 weeks pregnant), it's safe to say it's official. Congrats, Kanye and Kim.

[Image via AP]


Here Is the Most Obnoxious Letter to the Editor of a Book Review of the Year

$
0
0

Here Is the Most Obnoxious Letter to the Editor of a Book Review of the YearOn this, the final day of 2012, allow us to draw your attention to what is—if memory serves—the most obnoxious letter to the editor of the New York Times Book Review of the entire year, conveniently published in yesterday's edition.

Let us first stipulate: authors have it hard enough already. They slave away for years on their book, which, when it is ultimately published, will likely reap them very little financial reward or fame. They must draw their pleasure from a sense of accomplishment, a mastery of their subject matter, a trickle of praise, and, perhaps, a chance to read their book aloud to appreciative listeners.

Ah, ah, ah—not so fast, authors.

To the Editor:

Congratulations to John Schwartz for discovering that there's an art to reading aloud ("Sound Check," Nov. 25). The discipline is called oral interpretation of literature and has been around since the middle of the last century. Oral interp is an art, one that requires study and practice. Writers are often the worst interpreters of their work because they think just saying the words is enough. Tina Fey tearing up at her own writing is not oral interp; it's emoting. As someone who has been in the field for over 30 years - as a student, competitor, coach, university lecturer, slam poet, speaker, author and performer - I beseech all writers who want to speak their words out loud to either learn the craft or, please, put a sock in it.

ELIZABETH PEAVEY
Portland, Me.
The writer has been a lecturer in public speaking at the University of Southern Maine for 20 years.

"Oral interp is an art *jack off motion*."

A slam poet is telling authors they can't read their own books out loud. A slam poet.

Allow us to... say, in the... style, of a... slam.. po-et, on be-half of all of the... be-lea-guered authors out there, that you, may.... orally interpret deez.

[NYT. Photo of Elizabeth Peavey: FB. Also: "Elizabeth Peavey has been a humor columnist since 1995. Her first regular column, 'Outta My Way,' ran in the Portland alternative weekly, Casco Bay Weekly until the paper's demise in 2001. After a two-year hiatus, she took up again with another column, 'Outta My Yard' (same carping, but from a suburban setting), for The Bollard, another Portland-based periodical." GTFO.]

Predicting 2013: Awful Things Will Stay Awful or Get Awfuller

$
0
0

Predicting 2013: Awful Things Will Stay Awful or Get Awfuller I don't make New Year's resolutions. I surrender to every lazy, venial backsliding tendency lurking in my insufficient character. But they make sense for a lot of people. Not just in that that Dale Carnegie "winning friends and influencing people" way, but in the sense that they act as a bulwark against every inexorable, cruddy force surrounding us.

I know that my pledge to never again have cigarettes at parties will be violated at about 2:00 a.m. on January 1. For plenty of Americans, though, that promise to finally learn Spanish or start baking their own breads provides a bright corrective antithesis to everything we're powerless to stop. A resolution is a challenge; it threatens all the mess we know with something novel, something our own. Because so many of the sad, stupid things about the world are so frustratingly predictable.

Over the next few days, we'll look at some of those things. We have to face the nut-cutting reality to come, if only to ensure that we remember to focus on the joy of being able to understand Telemundo or make a good sourdough. Let us therefore brace ourselves, and so bear ourselves, that if the next 365 days are anything like the last, men will still say, "Saw it coming."

Obama Will Outfox Himself on the Way to the Bargaining Table
Before bringing Obamacare to Congress, Obama took single-payer health care off the table. It didn't stand a good chance of passing, but he forgot one of LBJ's rules of politics: make the fuckers deny it. The GOP would have dismissed it out of hand with a lot of ridiculous cost analysis disproved for years by the OECD and DEATH PANEL nonsense and screams of socialism, but there was no harm in making conservatives say, one more time, that they opposed the idea of health as a universal right. But, apparently rhetoric costs money, and there was no time to include any damn sense in the tortured 14-month kabuki of passing the Affordable Care Act.

So it probably should have come as no surprise that, after winning an election as the guy who would let the Bush tax cuts lapse and protect Social Security, Obama floated a baffling pre-Christmas proposal to modify the Bush tax cuts and reduce cost-of-living expenses on Social Security recipients. America is about to pitch over a waterfall streaming off the fiscal cliff, and they only way to make sure the boat doesn't break apart is to throw granny out of it.

Obama already has a healthy track record of preemptively compromising with people before they can raise objections, and he's going to do it again. To give you an idea of how this works, I've run analyses to generate a 100% accurate simulation of how Barack Obama would buy you a car:

OBAMA: It is my understanding that the Honda Accord EX-L is the fully loaded model, with a V-6, sunroof, A/C, power windows and doors, a CD player, an MP3 media jack, the upgraded wheels, more color options, a leather interior, navigation, phone, TV screen and an onboard hard drive. And that's about $40,000. And it's my understanding that the LX comes with none of that, and it's about $22,000. Now, what you have to understand is that I am willing to give you $39,000 for the LX—
DEALER: —uh—
OBAMA:but you have to pay the tax, tag and title.
DEALER: I can take that back to my people, but I gotta be honest with you, they're not going to take less than 40, and—
OBAMA: Forty-one!
DEALER: (levels him with a cool gaze, pauses for 15 seconds, opens his mouth speculatively, lets out a long squeaking fart)

OMG, do you have any idea how close you came to not getting that car???

Now that Obama seems to have decided that he's not bad at peeling out and choking the opposition with a cloud of his dust, it's easy to overlook that he's throwing valuable shit out of the car at the same time. Gawker's own Myles Tanzer has a good write up of a recent Meet the Press interview, in which Obama used softballs from DC's centrism capuchin David Gregory to "clown" on the GOP. The problem is, he's also trying to sell severe concessions to the Beltway commentariat at the same time, to set the terms of public debate at, "These cuts will be part of any deal, because they have to be, because we said so."

So while Obama said emphatic things like, "I am prepared to do everything I can to make sure that Medicare and Social Security are there, not just for this generation but for future generations," he also went on to say (emphasis mine):

I want to be very clear. You are not only going to cut your way to prosperity. One of the fallacies I think that has been promoted is this notion that deficit reduction is only a matter of cutting programs that are really important to seniors, students and so forth. That has to be part of the mix...

Message received: "I am going to cut programs that are really important to seniors, students and so forth." Because he has to, and because Moët-chugging Beltway "liberals" like David Gregory will give him perfect set-ups like, "You've got to talk tough to seniors... don't you, about this? And say, something's got to give?" GIVE THOSE POOR OLD PEOPLE HELL, BARRY, AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE CARRIED-INTEREST OR ESTATE TAXES.

Forget Gregory, though. That's a hell of a pledge, either way. In an Obama-run future programs like Social Security and Medicare will be there for future generations. No one's saying they'll work properly or at anything other than a significantly sub-optimal or immiserating level, but they will factually exist. With an official name and everything. To return to the car analogy, it's like dad pulling you aside at age 6 and promising that when you turn 16 that Honda Accord is going to be yours. He'll leave the sunroof open, let the paint oxidize, the bottom will rust out, and he and his buddies will get real ripshit and blast holes in the sides with shotguns, but it will still physically resemble the shape of a car. There'll even be the name on the back and on the dashboard panel. Honda Accord. Go ahead, read it. Try to refute its being-ness.

Incredibly, Obama's concessions look like they won't happen, thanks in part to the stiff spine of congressional Democrats and the cooperation of Republicans. That last part seems bizarre, but the GOP needs the elderly. They turned out in strong numbers for Romney. You can freak old people out about race and homosexuality more easily, and those are two notes the GOP plays well. Not to mention the GOP tune of "immigrants are coming for all the federal handouts," which swelled the ranks of the drooling brownshirts of Lou Dobbs' Just-a-Minuteman Hang-On-I'm-Coming Army and their divisions of mechanized Jazzys.

That last item should make you pause a little when you read the rest of that Meet the Press interview. Obama's slate of second-term plans also includes meaningful immigration reform. And significant national infrastructure repair and green energy initiatives, which, in lieu of taxes, will be funded by eating gumdrops and saying, "Gee whiz." And don't forget gun control. Obama can probably broker a sweet deal on those too, provided a congress of stiff-backed, disciplined Democrats and pliant Republicans.

Maybe that Accord has a DeLorean time engine. LBJ and 1965, here we come.

Stay tuned this week for more predictions.

The College Tuition Skyrocket Is Slowing Down, a Little

$
0
0

The College Tuition Skyrocket Is Slowing Down, a LittleWill 2013 be the year when the student debt bubble pops, raining havoc down upon us all in the form of economic destruction? Eh, who knows. What we do know is that college prices, which have been shooting skyward for many years as institutions reaped every last dollar they could from the public's hope and ignorance, are now slowly—ever so slowly—calming down.

Which is not to say the prices are going down. That's crazy. Not at all. But they are not going up quite so fast. The WSJ reports today:

Average tuition this past year rose by the smallest percentage in at least 40 years among the 960 private schools that belong to the National Association of Independent Colleges and Universities, which collectively enroll 90% of the students in private colleges. It climbed 3.9% to $29,305.

Perhaps $29,999.99 is as high as the American college student is prepared to go. No matter—it's already too late.

[WSJ. Image via]

Important Question: Which World Leader Would Win In a Fight to the Death?

$
0
0

Important Question: Which World Leader Would Win In a Fight to the Death?It's New Years Eve and not too much is going on on the internet so let's contemplate The Most Important Question In The World: "Who would win if every country sent their leader to fight to the death?" Yesterday a user on Reddit posed the question that every stoned college sophomore home on winter break asks himself when ambling to the corner store to get some Pop Chips not because he's even that hungry but just to get out of the house for a minute or two.

The resulting thread is pretty enlightening, though not nearly as entertaining as Reddit's hypothetical knife fight between every president in U.S. history. The obvious favorite in world leader Thunderdome would be Russia's lion-killing president Vladimir Putin, who, if you go by his PR photos, spends every waking moment accomplishing feats of endurance and courage. But he actually turns out to be a relatively weak candidate, as internet researcher David Weinberg points out. Putin's been a badass for so many decades now that he's probably got weird back pains and strange rashes. Plus, Bulgaria's Prime Minister Boyko Borisov looks like two linebackers mushed together.

How would Obama fare? Given that he's quit smoking, gets regular exercise and is probably energized by his reelection, I'd say he'd last at least until the top 20, though his cooly rational fighting style might leave him open to a sucker punch by the Pope, who you know would fight dirty. First to get picked off would be Queen Elizabeth—sorry, that's just physics.

What are your predictions? Leave them in the comments

58 Things 2012 Was 'the Year of'

$
0
0

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

$
0
0

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

Barack Obama is a master of the casually revealing photo. For months, you'll see the President of the United States blocking out a stiff rectangular space behind all those podiums, seeming a little vulnerably gangly in one of his slightly roomy grey or blue suits, alternating among a familiar reserve of strained expressions meant to convey leadership, certainty, disappointment, concern, reason, gravity, and occasional disgust. But then, at a regularly reaffirming clip, there are these moments when the President of the United States seems most at ease, somewhat unguarded, and most resolutely human. In these scenes, Obama's character doesn't shrink, it swells.

It's been this way from the beginning. Remember Obama in a suit, a cigarette dangling from his lips, looking like one bad motherfucker? Or that incredible photo of the President bending over at the White House, letting five-year-old Jacob touch his hair? But 2012 was the year of the pizza-shop bearhug, the teary-eyed thank-you speech, and the Oval Office meme-shot, "Barack Obama is not impressed." (Pretty sure he got slapped after this though.)

Time just named President Barack Obama "Person of the Year" again, and cite official White House photographer Pete Souza's portraits in their supporting package. You say "fiscal cliff"? We drool back, "But so many great photos."

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

Obama Visits an Irish Pub in D.C. with his Irish Cousin

St. Patrick's Day, March 17, 2012

"So this one time, when I spent Christmas Eve in a drunk tank. . ."

[Official White House Photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Does Push-ups During the White House Easter Egg Roll

April 9, 2012

[AP photo by Carolyn Kaster]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Gives a Kinky Massage To Presidential Medal of Freedom Recipient Toni Morrison

May 29, 2012

"Ooh, yes, Mr. President, right there."

[Official White House Photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Gives a Far Less Kinky Rub To His Dog Bo in the Oval Office

June 21, 2012

[Official White House Photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

Obama Kisses a Boy on the South Lawn, Proving You Too Can Wear Dinosaur Shorts to the White House and Get a Smooch from the President

Congressional picnic, June 27, 2012

[Official White House Photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Pretends He's Going To Eat a Little Boy's Head in Ohio

July 5, 2012

[Official White House Photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Plays Tag in the Oval Office

July 9, 2012

[photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Meets a Baby With Big Hair

July 11, 2012

"Just a few inches higher and you could be the next Kid 'n Play."

[Official White House Photo by Chuck Kennedy]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

The Hug Heard Round the World

August 15, 2012

This photo from Davenport, Iowa went viral the night of the election.

[photo by Scout Tufankjian]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

Barack, Malia, and Sasha Watch Michelle Deliver Her DNC Speech

September 4, 2012

Look at this photo. NO, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, OHMIGOD, AAHHHHH.

[Official White House Photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

Barack and Joe Have a Better Laugh Than You Will Ever In Your Entire Life

September 7, 2012

[photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Gets a Bear Hug from a Sweaty Pizza Shop Owner

September 9, 2012

[AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

Pizza Shop Owner Picks Up President Obama

September 9, 2012

[AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Visits Hurricane Sandy Victims in Brigantine, N.J.

Oct. 31, 2012

[Official White House Photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Pretends To Get Caught in a Spider Web

Oct. 31, 2012

[photo via Pete Souza via Time]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

Barack Obama Is Not Impressed, Part I

November 17, 2012

"Barack Obama, McKayla Maroney Meme the Oval Office"

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

Barack Obama Is Not Impressed, Part II

[Official White House Photo by Pete Souza]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

"Three Guys Hanging Out Backstage in Columbus"

November 5, 2012

[via Barack Obama's official Twitter account]

I Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named Barack Obama

President Obama Sheds Tears When Addressing the Nation about the Sandy Hook Elementary School Shooting

December 14, 2012

[AP photo; President Obama Tears Up in Presser on Sandy Hook Shooting]

How Not to Rescue Someone Who's Fallen Into a Frozen Lake

$
0
0

When a guy fell into a lake on Christmas morning in Wrightwood, California, his friend went to help him. Then he fell in. Then someone came to help both of hem. And he fell in. Then some other people came to help them and they fell in. Etc.

Luckily all the people ended up being fine, so we can all have a laugh at this video and then memorize this handy Minnesota Department of Natural Resources guide to saving someone who's fallen into a lake. There's even a handy catchphrase that you can chant while you do your morning sit-ups: Preach, Reach, Throw, Row, Go".


Greenwich Village "Hippies" Arrested With Powerful Explosives, Sawed-Off Shotgun and 'Terrorist Encyclopedia'

$
0
0

Greenwich Village "Hippies" Arrested With Powerful Explosives, Sawed-Off Shotgun and 'Terrorist Encyclopedia'

Two Greenwich Village residents – described by neighbors as "very friendly...hippie types" – were arrested Saturday morning after the NYPD discovered a stash of high-powered explosives and other weapons in their walk-up apartment.

Morgan Gliedman, a 27-year old graduate of Manhattan's elite prep school Dalton and the daughter of one of New York Magazine's top doctors of 2012, was arrested along with her Harvard-educated boyfriend, Aaron Greene; both were charged with with felony possession of an explosive with intent to use and felony possession of a weapon, and Gliedman was also charged with four counts of felony grand larceny for credit card theft.

Along with a sawed-off shotgun — a customized 12-gauge Mossberg 500 — police discovered nine high-capacity rifle magazines, a flare launcher and a stash of a powerful powdered explosive called Hexamethylene Triperoxide Diamine, or HMTD, which was same explosive used in at least two prior terrorist attacks. The explosive is so powerful that, according to the New York Post, police evacuated several nearby apartments. Police also found "papers about creating homemade booby traps, improvised submachine guns, and various handwritten notebooks containing chemical formulas."

And, if all this wasn't exciting enough for you, Gliedman is reportedly 9-months-pregnant and, according to the New York Daily News, went into labor shortly after her arrest.

[Image of Morgan Gliedman vis Facebook]

Violence in Movies? What Violence in Movies?: The Year in Film

$
0
0

Violence in Movies? What Violence in Movies?: The Year in FilmWhen we remember 2012 in a few years and then a few more, what about this year in cinema will we retain? The death of film culture and then its resurrection via discursive lighting rod that Django Unchained proved itself to be, out of the gate? (Or the divisive Beasts of the Southern Wild, for that matter?) The release of two cartoonish movies about Abraham Lincoln? (Though Vampire Hunter was worse than Spielberg's Hall of Presidents recreation, at least it telegraphed how ridiculous it was from the get go.) The death (and death and death) of Taylor Kitsch's career? The reign of Channing Tatum? All the bow-wielding women heroes? Shawarma and branzino?

No, what I'm taking from this year is a sense of disappointment. This often came from movies that I was looking forward to that failed to live up to their hype. I tried rewatching The Dark Knight Rises on Blu-Ray and couldn't believe how dull the whole thing was, as though we really needed a rehash and slight twisting of the events and philosophies of the first two films, which weren't exactly ambiguous. An epic for epic's sake if ever there were. At least Prometheus looks great.

The disappointment also comes from inside the movies, when things twist and what's revealed is a movie that you didn't know you were getting. Oh, Looper's actually a weird-kid movie? That sucks. Under all the found-footage snuff, Sinister is a Japanese-biting ghost story? Yawn. Magic Mike is a mumbled musing on the American dream that gives Cody Horn way more than she is fit to do? Shoot me.

Violence in Movies? What Violence in Movies?: The Year in FilmBroad ambitions were failed by their executions. For all of its artifice and emotional flooding, Les Misérables should be easy to read as a comedy, and yet its emphasis on empathy and open manipulation that even Michael Haneke would find too tacky, made it feel mundane. There is no rest from the melodrama so the songs all start to sound the same. Lincoln, too, failed to make a true emotional connection with me, except for when I was satisfied and shocked at how much better written Tommy Lee Jones' character was than any other, and when I was amused at Sally Field's throw-yourself-on-the-floor method of acting. I appreciated Tony Kushner and Spielberg making Lincoln out to be annoying. (Could you imagine having to endure one of those opaquely introduced, overlong stories in real life? In a theater was bad enough!) That was about as real as his depiction got, though – just a wrinkle or two added to an image we all know well. Les Miz and Lincoln both go out there, but we've seen this kind of out-there-ness and, particularly in the case of Les Miz, there's nothing within for the extremeness to contrast with. And so we get a monotone.

Violence in Movies? What Violence in Movies?: The Year in FilmNothing there surprises, unlike wackier, out-of-control flop offerings like Silent Hill: Revelation, Rock of Ages and, my favorite movie of the year, Dredd. Pete Travis' take on the dystopian crime fighter is shockingly gorgeous for an action movie, dryly hilarious by any standard but especially the genre-conscious, satirical standard (hear how Dredd makes "Yeah." into a one-liner) and violent enough to provide an oasis of catharsis in a year of PG-13 child murders and superhero pissing contests.

I rewatched Dredd yesterday with a friend whose eyes kept popping out at the beautifully composed shots, but who bristled at the carnage, most of which comes from automatic weapons (there is a scene when a giant mounted machine gun fires incessantly for what feels like minutes). This was infinitely harder to watch, he told me, in the wake of Newtown than it would have been before. That is fair.

But nobody watched Dredd in the first place. While critically acclaimed, the film only made $13.4 million domestically – a fraction of its $50 million budget. We like our violence in oblique and sanitized varieties. Long gone are the days when torture porn could command real money – now, even the suggestion of torture is enough to set off a chain of think pieces (see: all the hubbub over Kathryn Bigelow's lean and excellent Zero Dark Thirty). If anything, we are growing more sensitive as a culture, which makes the resurgence of condemnation against violence in media that much more ridiculous. Sure, even if tastes have changed, our violent pop culture is still available with just a few keystrokes, but to make a causal or even correlative argument over the content of our films and the awful people who take lives and our attention is foolhardy. Clearly, the conversation is more complicated than that, and the horror and compassion with which we, as a society, reacted to Newtown (and to a lesser extent, the James Holmes shootings) show how unaffected by cinematic violence we are, by and large. It is ignorable, déclassé, absolutely nothing compared to the real thing.

Or: What Hamilton said.

A few more musings:

Violence in Movies? What Violence in Movies?: The Year in Film Trends that I would like to see die include: Playing Velvet Underground songs during drug scenes (Flight, Killing Them Softly), charmless superheros (Spider-Man was the only one that made me giggle) and awful, awful screen makeup. I thought we had progressed as a society?

Violence in Movies? What Violence in Movies?: The Year in FilmA trend that I would like to see continue: Melodrama. Even if they don't always get it right, it's nice to know that we can still feel, and feel big.

The scariest movie of the year? Amour. Runner-up: Ti West's V/H/S short "Second Honeymoon," which is barely a story with barely an arc or suspense – that makes its inevitable conclusion feel something approaching raw. Also of note: The found-footage snuff of Sinister.

Notable documentaries: The brilliant How to Survive a Plague (which added another poignant layer upon the passing of Spencer Cox), Bad 25 and The Queen of Versailles. For that last one, the dead lizard should get an Oscar in the Best Symbol of Unsustainable Excess, Reptile. But really, the compassion and revulsion director Lauren Greenfield provokes in its depiction of the financial ruin of timeshare Jackie and David Siegel is consistently shocking. If Spike Lee elevated the rock doc to an art with Bad 25, Greenfield did the same for Real Housewives-style affluence porn.

Continuing the thread started in last year's Young Adult, Charlize Theron took on two more unlikable characters this year – in Prometheus and Snow White and the Huntsman. In the latter, she was the best thing about the movie, her ferocious creative spirit matching the wicked tenacity of her evil queen character. She repeatedly makes bold choices, and even if she doesn't end up in the best movies, what she does is almost always admirable. This is particularly so in light of her superhuman beauty (this is not one to "rest on pretty," as Tyra Banks likes to say) and, at 37, her supposedly nearing, Hollywood-inflicted expiration date. Her solution to the idea that there are no good roles for women is to be bad as hell. It's working for her.

Finally, though Dredd was my favorite film of the year, Silver Linings Playbook was objectively the best thing I saw this year (but also consistently delightful and verging on my favorite, too). I can't even believe that Jennifer Lawrence is an actual human being. She's just so natural, talented, charming and witty that she seems biologically engineered in Hollywood Labs. Bradley Cooper has never been more appealing than when he's this slightly askew and on edge. Together, they bring vials and vials of chemistry – it's second only this year to The Amazing Spider-Man's Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone (an actual couple). We want to see their characters together, partly because this is an extremely conventional love story and we know how it's supposed to work, but also because they are just so damn weird and complementary. The time they share is our pleasure.

There's a pivotal moment in this movie when Lawrence's character has caused a huge scene, a kind of chain of humiliation for Cooper's. Things go overboard, other people start getting on his case for harassing a woman and when a cop rolls up, Lawrence's character rescinds, placing blame on the punk kids that attempted to rough up Cooper's character. It's a beam of compassion, and David O. Russell has a full sun of it for his characters. The movie ends in a ridiculously orthodox way, with a lot riding on a thing that it's all been building up to and a make-or-break moment that may alienate cynics but that the movie entirely earns, not just because it is so feeling but because resolving a movie about optimism in a way that isn't entirely upbeat would be a disservice.

This is a beautiful, hilarious movie through and through. While watching it, I had the feeling that it was going to be something I'd return to for the rest of my life. I have faith I will. Silver Linings Playbook is the last movie I saw (for the first time that is) of 2012, and its tone and name were a perfect antidote to a year that was characterized by disappointments. On a good day, this movie is what I will remember most about this year.

The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

$
0
0

The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

From hipster racism to Honey Boo Boo, and Sarah Phillips to John McAfee, it's been quite a year. For your viewing pleasure, here is a look back at a year in Gawker Media longreads.





The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

The Year In Kotaku

When you look back on all that's happened in the gaming world-games released, scandals unveiled and surprises unleashed-it's been a long, long year. More »


The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

The Year We Found Goatse and Visited the KKK: The Best of Gawker's 2012 Longreads

Sometimes, instead of writing 40 words to go along with a viral Internet video, we write many words. Thousands of words, even. Since we do this somewhat frequently, those pieces can be easy to miss. More »


The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

Gizmodo's Best Posts of 2012

Our best stories from 2012 aren't necessarily tied to the biggest news events or the flashiest gear. You won't find the election or the Olympics or any tablets on this list. More »


The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

Deadspin's 2012 Long Reads: Everything We Wrote That You Didn't Have Time To Read

We aren't just dick jokes and cock shots. We do our best to publish as much quality longform journalism as we can. Here are the best longish stories we published this year, many of which you probably didn't have time to read the first time around. More »


The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

Stolen Ferraris, Lambo Owners, And A Plan To Steal The Shuttle: Jalopnik's Best Features Of 2012

People are more interesting than cars. It's a basic premise that guides a lot of our coverage and differentiates us from other publications. More »


The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

Adventures in the Forbidden Zone: The Best of io9's 2012 Longreads!

This past year, we went on some amazingly strange journeys and made some bizarre discoveries. We ventured into realms of weird science, and delved into the meaning of pop culture. More »


The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

Defining Hipster Racism and a Journey to America's Rape Capital: All the Best of Jezebel This Year

Since it's December 31st, here are some of our favorite (and most controversial/ hilarious/investigative/poignant) Jezebel stories from the past 12 months. More »


The Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads

Most Popular Long Form Features of 2012

We thrive on bringing you small tips, tricks, and downloads to enhance your daily life, but sometimes we like to dig our heels into a project and go a little deeper, too. More »


50 Things 2013 Will Be 'the Year of'

$
0
0

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

$
0
0

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The MostRoyal boobs, sex tapes, tragedies, gay rights, creepy stories about the underbelly of the internet, Jay-Z being sweet to an old lady: this is how we made the dog hug the cow. Here's to 2013.

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

These Topless Photos of Kate Middleton Put Us at Two for Three on Royal Nudie Pic Scandals [NSFW]


French magazine Closer just published some photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless while "staying at the French chateau of the Queen's nephew, Lord Linley - making it now two royal nudie picture scandals in three weeks. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

I Am Adam Lanza's Mother


I live with a son who is mentally ill. I love my son. But he terrifies me. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway


Because the internet has made it easier for all of us to be shameless voyeurs and deviants, we love to watch famous people have sex. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Missouri Pastor's Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Rev. Snider goes on to invoke the bible and morality and the end of days a few more times before suddenly appearing to lose his train of thought. And then something pretty amazing happens. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Jay-Z Rides the Subway, Adorably Explains Who He Is to an Adorable Old Lady

One highlight of Where I'm From occurs when Jay takes the subway en route to his last show and sits next to a kind-faced older woman named Ellen who has no idea who she's talking to. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Woman Gets Completely Naked on Argentina's Dancing with the Stars

If you're an American you're used to most network television being squeaky clean, but this is Argentina so this is only safe for work if you work at a Nevada brothel. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Reasons Why You Cannot Be a Bridesmaid

This morning a tipster forwarded us an email from a future bride laying out some ground rules for her prospective bridesmaids. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Jay-Z and Beyoncé's Daughter Is Almost Definitely Illuminati

Why did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because "Blue Ivy" is a secret code revealing her membership in an ancient and all-powerful occult secret society. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Do These Unbelievably Horrifying Photos Show the Miami Cannibal's Victim?

These two really, unbelievably gruesome photos, allegedly of the Miami man whose face was partially eaten off over Memorial Day weekend, have been circulating around the internet. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Olivia Munn's Super Dirty Alleged Naked Pics: 'Lick My Tight Asshole and Choke Me'

Let's talk about Olivia's NSFW nudes, which are basically the filthiest celebrity nudes to date.More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Japanese Department Store May Want to Look Up the Word 'Fucking'

If only we could have sat in on the meeting where the marketing team for this Osaka department store came up with the idea for their "Fuckin' Sale." More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Unmasking Reddit's Violentacrez, The Biggest Troll on the Web

Michael Brutsch is more than a monster. Online, Violentacrez has been one of Reddit's most reviled characters but also one of its most beloved users. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Not Even Kidding: Hidden Camera Show Pulls Scariest Elevator Prank Ever

This so-called prank starts out normally enough, but soon the elevator lights start to flicker and out pops a little girl reminiscent of Samara from The Ring. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

This 'Ryan Lanza Facebook Profile Is The Connecticut Shooter' Stuff Is Fucking Up Everything

According to screen shots of his profile taken by former classmates, this Ryan Lanza is alive, well, emphatically not the shooter, and freaking out about the fact that his face is on cable news. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

SNL Explains the Nudity in Game of Thrones

HBO's Game of Thrones has a lot of nudity in it, sometimes that nudity seems completely gratuitous and unnecessary. Last night, Saturday Night Live proposed a theory as to why that is. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

Newsroom Star Alison Pill Accidentally Posts Topless Pic on Twitter [NSFW]

Actress Alison Pill has taken a more direct approach to nude celebrity photo leaks by posting her own topless photo to Twitter herself. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

You Have to Watch U.S. Gymnast Aly Raisman's Hilarious Parents React to Her Bar Routine

Here is the best video you will see from an entire weekend of Olympic sports: U.S. gymnast Aly Raisman's parents reacting to her bar routine during today's team qualifiers. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

28 Years Ago, The Today Show Aired the Greatest Interview in Television History

If you've been sitting around for the past 27 years waiting to witness the greatest moment in television history, I've got some bad news: You missed it. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

JCPenney Responds to Homophobic Boycott Calls with Gay Father's Day Ad

In what appears to be a direct response to the failed boycott campaign of anti-gay group One Million Moms, JCPenney unveiled a new Father's Day ad featuring a same-sex couple playing with their children. More »

The 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet Readers Clicked On The Most

A Disturbingly Accurate Portrayal of What Happens Every Time 'That Gotye Song' Starts Playing in the Car

Kyle Kaplan and Nick Braun star as every single person on Earth when Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" suddenly comes on the radio. More »

What The Hell Just Passed? The Senate Fiscal Cliff Deal Explained

$
0
0

What The Hell Just Passed? The Senate Fiscal Cliff Deal ExplainedTwo hours before the ball dropped in Times Square last night, the Senate was hard at work and managed to pass a plan that would avert the fiscal cliff. The deal was strongly agreed upon in an 89-8 vote.

Now the bill is in the hands of the House, which is kind of a messy situation. House Speaker John Boehner and other Republicans have been pretty difficult throughout this process and very well could screw this whole thing up.

If it's passed in the House, it will be the first time in two decades that tax rates will increase for the wealthiest Americans. The bill would also extend the 10% individual income tax bracket forever, which would avoid a lot of debates for the foreseeable future. House Republicans just announced that they will not make a decision on whether or not they should vote at their first meeting today. They'll have two meetings today before they will make the decision on whether or not they want to move the vote to the floor.

So what stuff did the Senate give them to work with?

You're Safe This Time, Middle Class

If the Senate's deal goes through, taxes will stay the same for most Americans. However, if you make over $400,000 or you and your spouse make a combined $450,000, your taxes will increase from the current 35% rate to 39.6%. This is the same rate that it was during the Clinton-era. This is probably the biggest display of 90's nostalgia of all time.

Itemized deductions for those who are making $250,000 and for married couples making $300,000 would be capped.

Fewer Cuts For Now

Marco Rubio, a Republican frontrunner for the way-too-distant 2016 Presidential race, was one of the eight senators who voted against the plan. In a statement, Rubio said, "Thousands of small businesses, not just the wealthy, will now be forced to decide how they'll pay this new tax and, chances are, they'll do it by firing employees, cutting back their hours and benefits, or postponing the new hire they were looking to make. And to make matters worse, it does nothing to bring our dangerous debt under control."

He does have a point in that last part of his statement. The Senate plan does give a two-month delay to part of the $110 billion in spending cuts that would've taken into effect this month.

No More Of Daddy's Money For You

The taxes on inherited estates will go up to 40% from 35%. This applies to estates that are over $5 million. President Obama wanted to set the bar at a 45% rate with a $3.5 million exemption, which means he might hate his rich friends' kids more than you do.

More Milk Please

As the Wall Street Journal explains:

The bill also included a measure preventing a sharp increase in the price of milk that was feared early in the new year, and extending some other agricultural programs through September. The last five-year farm bill expired at the end of last September as lawmakers were unable to reach a deal on the sweeping legislation.

This means the cost of milk will stay low, which is pleasing legislation for babies and cats.

[Image via AP]

Hugh Hefner Proves that 2013 is Going to be the Year of Love

$
0
0

Hugh Hefner Proves that 2013 is Going to be the Year of Love2012 saw the public splits of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Heidi Klum and Seal, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler, amongst other couples. After 30 years of marriage, Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito called it quits in October. Their breakup was the official death of love as we knew it. There was no hope.

But that was last year. 2013 brings the promise of fresh hope and the belief that we can love again. Hugh Hefner, the 86-year-old Playboy founder, finally got married last night to his 26-year-old bride Crystal Harris. It's worth remembering that the pair were supposed to be married back in 2011, but Harris called off the ceremony five days before it was supposed to happen.

The Associated Press said that "the bride wore a strapless gown in soft pink," which is exactly the type of wedding dress that a 2009 Playmate of the year should wear. They also reported that guests to the reception included Jon Lovitz, Gene Simmons, and Tampa Bay Rays third baseman Evan Longoria, which sounds like the worst porno ever.

It's hard to imagine that their honeymoon sex is very good. Harris once told Howard Stern that Hef lasts "like two seconds" in bed.

Congrats to the happy couple, love is back forever.

[Image via AP]


Naked New Years Day Samurai Captured by Police

$
0
0

Naked New Years Day Samurai Captured by PoliceIn case you thought this year was going to be any more normal than the last, San Jose Police had a standoff with a man wielding a samurai sword. This man was naked as the day he was born, naturally.

The authorities were first called to the scene because the man was standing in front of a house with an assault rifle. Always cool to see that crazy people with guns is still a thing in 2013. While the police were on their way to the house, the man started to speed away.

A local ABC News affiliate has the rest of the story:

San Jose Police located the vehicle traveling near Southwest Expressway and Bascom Avenue and the man immediately came to a stop. The subject exited the vehicle naked and brandishing a large Samurai sword saying, "You're going to have to kill me" several times.

Police were able to take him into custody safely and confiscate his gun and his sword. Somewhere an NRA rep is thinking, "we need to give more naked people samurai swords to solve our naked samurai problem."

[Image via Nuno Monteiro/Shutterstock]

Watch Kathy Griffin Torture Anderson Cooper and Kiss his Crotch

$
0
0

Kathy Griffin continued her annual New Years Eve tradition of making her CNN cohost Anderson Cooper squirm and giggle in front of the massive crowd in Times Square and the families watching at home. Cooper's coming out this year apparently had no effect on his attitude toward getting felt up by Griffin in public because he was just as red-faced as he was in years past.

At 1:50 in the video above, Griffin tries to kiss the crotch of the silver fox and he says "no sweetie." When she prods further and tells him that he wants it, he says, "believe me, I really don't and I never have."

That's probably one of the most revealing comments Anderson has ever given on his sex life. Kudos.

Rudy Giuliani is Just Like That Guy who Never Leaves Your High School

$
0
0

Rudy Giuliani is Just Like That Guy who Never Leaves Your High SchoolIn this morning's paper, The New York Times takes a look at the former Mayor of New York and one time Mitt Romney supporter and attacker, Rudy Giuliani. He's back in the news this week for his attempts to be a kingmaker in the upcoming mayoral election in New York.

The field right now is crowded with Democrats, which includes the front-runner and Mayor Bloomberg favorite, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn. But there still isn't a standout Republican candidate who is generating any major buzz. Giuliani is pushing for his former deputy mayor and MTA chairman Ray Lhota to be that guy.

Guiliani hasn't been mayor for a full 12 years now, what's he doing worrying so much about this race? It's kind of like he's that guy who graduated from your high school but still hangs around all of the football games and works crew on the school play. Everyone just lets him and no one asks why, but it's just kind of annoying.

Lhota was recently profiled in the Times after he led the MTA's speedy recovery of the subway system after Hurricane Sandy. Shortly after, he resigned from his post to ready himself for his mayoral bid.

But the article doesn't mention that Lhota would face a hard time getting past the fact that he ran the MTA, one of New Yorkers most hated things in the entire world. Also the MTA raised rates again right before he left on his recommendation. It's a slam dunk for any of his opponents.

No matter what's in Lhota's way, Guiliani told the Times that if Lhota wants him to, then "he would become a highly visible presence on the campaign trail for his former deputy."

NYT [Image via AP]

The Newspaper That Published Personal Information of Local Gun Owners Now Has Armed Guards

$
0
0

The Newspaper That Published Personal Information of Local Gun Owners Now Has Armed GuardsThe saga of the Journal News' decision to publish the names and addresses of gun owners in Rockland County now has another chapter.

Earlier this week, the competing Rockland Timeswent ahead and put out the home addresses and phone numbers of the reporter, editors, publisher and CEO involved with the original story. After that, the Journal promised to double down on its efforts to release the public information by expanding its coverage to other surrounding areas.

But everyone knows that pissing off a bunch of people who own guns isn't really a good mess to get yourself into. So according to The County Times, the Journal has now hired armed security guards to man their headquarters until this whole thing blows over.

The County Times says that they found police reports showing that Journal News Editor Caryn A. McBride was alarmed by the volume of "negative correspondence" after the paper published their gun owner registry.

Afterall, as NRA spokesman Wayne LaPierre says, "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun."

[Image via AP]

Don't Report a Home Invasion if You're Growing 110 Weed Plants in Your Spare Bedroom

$
0
0

Don't Report a Home Invasion if You're Growing 110 Weed Plants in Your Spare Bedroom Here are some simple rules to follow regarding home invasions.

1. If your home has been burglarized, notify the police.
2. If your home has been burglarized and you're growing $44,000 worth of weed in a spare bedroom, DO NOT notify the police.

These rules (please print this post out and stick it on your fridge) will help you avoid the fate of one Shane Lawrence, a 54-year-old Florida man who was arrested last night after police found him in possession of 110 marijuana plants. Lawrence had called the police to his house after two men allegedly broke into it and tried to rob him. He then gave police permission to search the house, at which point they encountered a spare bedroom being used by Lawrence as a grow room. Very cool.

Lawrence was charged with possession of cultivating marijuana, possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of three Bob Marley posters, possession of the entire series of Family Guy on DVD, possession of Prometheus on Blu-Ray, possession of two Skrillex bootleg concert recordings, possession of a Wii with one controller, possession of a stained futon, possession of Hot & Spicy Chex Mix and possession of an Arizona Cranberry Iced Tea.

[via Orlando Sentinel, image via Shutterstock]

Viewing all 24829 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images