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Chipotle Sued For Defrauding Investors Over the E. Coli They Were Serving Up

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Chipotle Sued For Defrauding Investors Over the E. Coli They Were Serving Up

Chipotle, the chain Mexican restaurant that proudly boasts a menu of food “with integrity,” and in several instances, “with E. coli,” has a new affliction to fight off: A lawsuit alleging the company defrauded its investors with regard to its food safety, or lack thereof.

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According to reports, the suit was filed Friday by an investor named Susie Ong, who alleges the company “failed to disclose that its quality controls were inadequate to safeguard consumer and employee health.”

Which is to say, the company’s stock tanked over the last six months and people want their money back. Or as Ong’s attorney, Jeremy A. Lieberman, puts it, “Their statements regarding quality control and quality of ingredients were demonstrably false and have posed a tremendous safety hazard to their patrons.”

(And more importantly: “As a result, investors in the company suffered significant losses when these health concerns were raised by regulators.”)

On the bright side, for a brief glorious moment, Chipotle wasn’t fattening.

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500 Days of Kristin, Day 349: Always Reading (Labels)

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500 Days of Kristin, Day 349: Always Reading (Labels)

Kristin Cavallari, who got her very own book deal almost one year ago today, is apparently a voracious reader (of labels). In an interview with E! News last year, she revealed: “I eat incredibly healthy. I’m the kind of person that does not eat any toxic chemicals. So I’m always reading the labels.”

Don’t believe her? Please see this 2014 interview with Line magazine, in which she insists: “I don’t eat any toxic chemicals, so I never count calories, but I’m always reading labels.”

This is not a trick or a joke—Kristin made another similar claim to Wetpaint in 2014: “I don’t eat any chemicals or preservatives. I never count calories, but I always read labels on food, and if there’s a chemical that is crazy, I’m not eating it.”

Two things I know for sure: If there is a chemical that is crazy, Kristin is not eating it, and Kristin is always reading (the words on the back of her cereal box).


This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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A 30,000mAh battery pack may seem like overkill, but that could keep your phone running off the grid for over a week, or even every phone in your family during a short camping trip. So, uh, yeah, I guess it might be overkill, but it has its uses! [ZeroLemon ToughJuice 30000mAh Portable Charger, $33 with code UKFFS6JC]

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Until very recently, if you wanted an external hard drive with more than 2TB of space, you had no choice but to plug in an external power cord. Now though, you can carry 4TB around in your pocket or bag, with nothing but a USB cable to connect it. [Seagate 4TB Expansion Portable External Hard Drive, $120]

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If you don’t mind waiting out a backorder, Synology’s 2-bay diskless NAS is down to $140 right now on Amazon, complete with a 4.3 star review average. [Synology DiskStation 2-Bay Diskless Private Cloud NAS (DS214se), $140]

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Who Told Ted Cruz It Was a Good Idea to Talk About Spanking Hillary Clinton?

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Who Told Ted Cruz It Was a Good Idea to Talk About Spanking Hillary Clinton?

Ted Cruz has been parading around Iowa this week, delivering meticulously rehearsed stump speeches and unfortunately unrehearsed “jokes.” It’s hard to tell exactly which category Cruz’s latest little metaphor falls in—mostly because it’s hard to imagine that anyone would ever tell him that talking about spanking Hillary Clinton is a good idea.

Talking about (what else but) Benghazi, Cruz apparently had this to say:

Extended. Spanking. Metaphor.

To Senator Cruz, we offer the following advice: In the future, maybe avoid spanking metaphors altogether—let alone the extended sort.

And to Ted Cruz’s daughters, as always: We are so very sorry.


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Even Donald Trump Has His Limits

Who Said It: Anti-Rape Activists or Breitbart Commenters Talking About Bill Clinton?

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Who Said It: Anti-Rape Activists or Breitbart Commenters Talking About Bill Clinton?

With Bill Clinton’s role in Hillary’s presidential campaign comes a resurgence in conservative media attention on all of his baggage, most notably his history of allegedly abusing and/or being inappropriate with women. Conservative commenters, like those who populate the space underneath Breitbart articles titled “EXCLUSIVE – Juanita Broaddrick: Hillary ‘Disgusting’ for Silencing Bill’s ‘Rape’”, have been especially concerned with Bill Clinton’s alleged victims lately.

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The Breitbart commenters, in fact, are starting to sound a lot like genuine advocates for victims of sexual assault. Can you tell the difference between public statements made by anti-rape activists and Breitbart commenters talking about Bill Clinton? Take our quiz and find out. (Note: We have corrected some spelling and punctuation errors in the comments to slightly increase the quiz’s difficultly level.)


Illustration by Tara Jacoby. Contact the author at allie@gawker.com.

Donald Trump Supporters Reportedly Shout 'You Have a Bomb' as Muslim Woman Kicked Out of Rally

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Is it even news anymore that the supporters of a self-professed anti-Muslim candidate are also anti-Muslim themselves?

A Muslim woman who was kicked out for standing up in silent protest at a Donald Trump rally in Rock Hill, South Carolina, on Friday night says that she was berated by the crowd as she left the arena.

Rose Hamid, a 56-year-old flight attendant, told CNN that she went to the rally wearing a t-shirt that read “I come in peace” because she “figured that most Trump supporters probably never met a Muslim so I figured that I’d give them the opportunity to meet one.”

When Trump claimed that Syrian refugees fleeing violence in Syria were affiliated with ISIS, Hamid and a friend stood up from their seats. Soon enough, security came to escort her out. The crowd, as it is wont to do at a Trump rally, saw the opportunity as a pulpit to better explain their candidate’s foreign policy ideas, telling Hamid to “Get out” and shouting “You have a bomb, you have a bomb,” she says.

“The crowd got this like, hateful crowd mentality as I was being escorted. It was really quite telling, and a vivid example of what happens when you start using this hateful rhetoric and how it can incite a crowd, where moments ago [it] was very kind to me.”

Meanwhile, the orange-tufted amalgam of mildewed cheese crusts and Republican presidential candidate stood at the lectern, waiting for the Muslim to leave so he could continue telling the crowd about telling other Muslims to leave.


Contact the author at melissa.cronin@gawker.com.

Mexican Government Says "El Chapo" Was Caught After Contacting Actors To Star in His Biopic

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Mexican Government Says "El Chapo" Was Caught After Contacting Actors To Star in His Biopic

The limelight, man. It’ll chew you up and spit you out. No one knows this better than Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, the notorious drug cartel king who was finally arrested this week after months on the lam.

According to multiple reports, the cocaine kingpin was captured in the town of Los Mochis after trying to have a biopic made about his own life, and gave up his location after contacting producers and actresses for the film.

According to the Guardian, the 57-year-old kingpin started trying to make the film after his escape from prison last July, and reportedly wanted his own version of the Netflix series “Narcos,” based on the life of Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar.

Mexican Government Says "El Chapo" Was Caught After Contacting Actors To Star in His Biopic

“He established communication with actors and producers, which formed a new line of investigation,” Mexico’s attorney general Arely Gómez said. His communications with actors and producers allowed investigators to track him down, she said.

After he was captured, El Chapo was taken back to the same maximum security prison in Altiplano that he escaped from last year through a mile-long underground tunnel. The fate of his biopic, however, has not been revealed.

[Images via AP, Getty]


Contact the author at melissa.cronin@gawker.com.


Pepper-Spraying Bicyclist Attacks Crowd of Syrian Refugees, Including Children, in Vancouver

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Pepper-Spraying Bicyclist Attacks Crowd of Syrian Refugees, Including Children, in Vancouver

An unidentified man riding a bicycle attacked a group of Syrian refugee families gathered at the Muslim Association of Canada Center in Vancouver on Friday night.

The group of 30 people had just arrived in Canada from their war-torn country, and were attending a welcome night at the center, according to reporters.

Police are still searching for the man, who was reportedly wearing a white hoodie. Witness Ammar Ramadan described the scene to Canada’s CBC News:

“A guy at the front actually was, like, his eyes were completely covered, he couldn’t see for a whole, like, 20 minutes. Some kids got unconscious because of how strong it was ... A bunch of women and children, they were all just affected by it.”

Most of the families had just arrived in Canada from Syria, and marveling at the abysmal welcome they’ve received, much like that given to refugees entering another North American country.

[Image via Twitter]


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Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

We pretty much loved Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The things this movie got right were so much more important than the things it got wrong. That said, it did get some things wrong. Allow us to elaborate.

So now that Episode VII has become the #1 non-inflation-adjusted domestic movie of all time in North America, it’s a good moment to be honest about it. In our movie review, we touched briefly on the fact that there were some flaws in the film that did seem to be a cause for concern, especially in the second half. But we didn’t want to go into detail about those until everybody had had a chance to see the film and chew it over. So here goes.

Warning: Major spoilers ahead...

So first off, just to reiterate—for the most part, we loved this film, and it even improved on subsequent viewings. But yeah, there are some issues.

General Organa

First off, the biggest one is probably Leia. Even in a movie where Luke Skywalker gets a minute of screentime, Leia feels notably underserved, to the point where I wondered if a bunch of her stuff got cut at the last minute. (The thing where she hugs Rey, whom she’s never spoken to, and ignores Chewbacca, kind of supports that idea.)

Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

In The Force Awakens, Leia gets a handful of snarky lines towards her ex, Han Solo, but is mostly just one long stoic reaction shot. Whatever she thinks of her brother running off and leaving the galaxy to die, we never really find out.

But worst of all, she and Han Solo have a couple of scenes that are like the executive summary of a couple talking about their relationship. It’s something I’ve seen a fair bit in movies lately: the scene where two people talk about their feelings, but they’re just summarizing the bullet points. The biggest Han-Leia conversation is half as-you-know-Bob exposition, and half quick-and-dirty, on-the-nose relationship synopsis. At no point do Han and Leia feel like people who once loved each other, had a child together, and have not seen each other in years.

This matters partly because Leia is a kickass character in her own right, and getting to see her as a general was one of the selling points of the film. And it also matters because the Leia-Han relationship was the emotional core of the original trilogy, so it’s weird to see it get such short shrift here.

Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

But Leia getting shortchanged also saps a bit of the oomph out of the film’s climax. Not a lot, but some. Han Solo going to confront his fallen son Kylo Ren works on its own terms, because we’ve seen enough of Han and Kylo in the movie to get that Han has become kind of a sad reflection of who he used to be, and we know that Kylo is struggling with his feelings about his father. But Leia is the one who sends Han to talk to Kylo, and a big part of her scenes is selling us on the idea that Kylo Ren’s father (and not his mother) is the only one who can reach him now. Leia has to know that she’s probably sending Han Solo to his death—or at least, that it’s a likely outcome—and if the scenes where she asks him to do that carried more weight, then it would add more power to the Han-Kylo meeting.

Starkiller Base

And Leia, by dint of her status as leader of the Resistance, also participates in the film’s other biggest shortfall: the whole Starkiller Base storyline. At this point in the film, I’m invested enough in Rey, Finn and Kylo that their arcs paying off feels like enough of a culmination to the film, and it’s okay that Starkiller Base is kind of a forgettable contrivance.

Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

But Starkiller Base absolutely does not carry any weight in the film. When it destroys the New Republic, this is pretty much the first we’ve heard of the New Republic in the movie, and I kept wondering if Jeet Heer had just been atomized or something. General Hux’s speech, coming with no context or setup, is the most unconvincing, random thing in the film, and I look forward to the “remix” videos where he’s shouting about unfair parking tickets and that one Shake Shack where they messed up his onion-ring order because goddamnit, he’s a General and onion rings are a prerogative of his rank.

I don’t care about Starkiller Base. At no point do I believe it’s going to destroy the bunker where Leia and her friends are hunkering down—and apparently neither do they, since they don’t try and evacuate or anything. The mission to destroy Starkiller Base is way too straightforward, and its weakness is glaringly easy. Ken Leung from Lost points out one vulnerable component that the base must have, Finn knows exactly what he means and where it is, and it’s the size of a city to boot.

Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

And the mission goes off more or less without a hitch—both Death Star attacks in the Original Trilogy were disasters, only saved by a last-minute miracle. They even have Admiral Ackbar there in the room, so they oughta remember how it’s supposed to be a trap. [Edited to add: Okay, people in comments are pointing out that the mission does fail at first. But not in a way that feels like “all is lost.” And we cut away from Poe and the X-wings for a long stretch of time, during which we’re apparently not supposed to think they’ve all been destroyed.]

When Starkiller Base gets blown up, I feel basically nothing. (By contrast, Nero’s weapon in J.J. Abrams’ first Star Trek does actually feel menacing, because we actually see it destroy Vulcan, a place we have a connection to, which we’ve spent some time on in this film.)

Maz Kanata

And then there’s Maz Kanata, the pirate/bartender/Force-sensitive ancient alien who’s basically Guinan from Star Trek: The Next Generation. We know that Maz originally had a bigger role in the movie, but they didn’t really know what to do with her after her bar is destroyed. Actually, it sort of feels like they didn’t know what to do with her, in general.

Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Maz feels like kind of a non-entity. She’s there to help our heroes out, dispense homespun wisdom, and urge Rey to embrace her destiny via Anakin’s old lightsaber. She’s the least memorable character in the film, although I did keep wondering why she has a giant statue of herself outside her bar. She clearly sympathizes with the Resistance—her one memorable speech is about how Han Solo should stop running and join the fight—but she’s not helping them herself, and she probably knows her bar is full of First Order sympathizers, that she caters to.

Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Part of the problem with Maz is that she’s the film’s Yoda, but she’s also the film’s Lando Calrissian. She’s both the wise teacher who is on the side of good and the morally gray, neutral rogue who doesn’t want to pick a side. I guess. She’s a few archetypes cobbled together, but none of them actually sticks.

The Force

And that brings me to another problem with The Force Awakens—even though the Force is right there in the title, and we’re told a few times that the Force is coming back after a period of quiescence, I don’t really feel the Force very much in this movie.

That is, I don’t really get a ton of the feeling of mysticism and awe that I associate with the Force in this film, as compared to Empire Strikes Back or A New Hope. The weird poetry of it. And some of that is down to the fact that Maz Kanata is this movie’s Yoda or Obi-Wan, and she’s kind of an empty vessel.

I absolutely buy Rey becoming strong with the Force, because she’s clearly got an innate ability and every time she encounters Kylo Ren he shows her more stuff. My problems with the Force in this movie are not suspension-of-disbelief issues, or logistical ones, at all. But I didn’t have any “holy cow” spiritual moments involving that mysterious energy field that binds all living things together. There’s no “that is why you fail” moment in this movie.

Some of the lack of awe towards the Force in the movie could be down to John Williams’ music, which is great but never has any of the “wonder” moments that he layers into a lot of the first two moments.

Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

In fact, after I saw Episode VII for the first time, I had a moment of wondering if the Force was just such a Baby Boomer zen-and-the-art-of-motorcycle-maintenance hippie concept that no film-maker born since 1965 could really encapsulate it. But I also hope that Rian Johnson finds a way to bring more of that awe and strangeness into Episode VIII, once Luke Skywalker actually opens his mouth. If Johnson talks to his friend Shane Carruth, who nailed some of the feeling of unspeakable connectedness in Upstream Color, we might be getting somewhere.

Captain Phasma

There’s a third female character who sort of lacks oomph in this film. But I don’t hold that against The Force Awakens. Captain Phasma, Finn’s commanding officer, was clearly meant to be a minor character who shows up in a couple of scenes and then Finn turns the tables on her in a funny moment before tossing her into a garbage compactor. And then they cast Gwendoline Christie in the role, and decided to upgrade her to major supporting character after all—Christie did a lot of press for this movie, remember.

Everything That's Wrong With Star Wars: The Force Awakens

So if you just think of Phasma as a slightly upgraded version of “hapless stormtrooper who gets bullied into turning off the force field,” it’s not a big deal. The fact that she turns off the force field for them is just part of the larger problem of Starkiller Base being kind of a pushover. On the other hand, if Episode VIII sees the return of Phasma—as it apparently will—she’ll have a bit of an uphill climb to regain her credibility.

Other stuff

There are a few other issues. Supreme Leader Snoke is another character who feels more or less forgettable—another CG mo-cap baddie with a generic “villain” look—and even the Vatican felt like Snoke could have been a more compelling villain. But he’s clearly meant to be in the background in this film, much as the Emperor was in A New Hope, and he’s got lots of chances to shine in the next two films.

There’s some choppy editing in the movie, which seems to be the result of last-minute cuts—Rey and Finn swapping Poe’s jacket back and forth in the final act being one of the clues.

It’s weird that the guys from The Raid are in this movie and get basically nothing to do.

And as usual with a J.J. Abrams film, some crucial stuff isn’t explained in the film, that probably should be. We had questions after we saw the film, and in some cases the answers are easy to find online. But R2D2 suddenly powering on at the end, and why Luke doesn’t want to be found but left a map to find him, are pieces of information that should be dropped into the film somehow. Poe randomly deciding not to look for BB-8 on Jakku, but instead just bugging out, is also kind of random.

And finally, there’s the fact that The Force Awakens so closely mirrors the structure and storyline of A New Hope, down to all the main beats. (Secret document hidden in a droid on a desert planet, escape in the Millennium Falcon, meeting a mentor figure who later dies, giant super-weapon blows up, etc.) That didn’t really bother me, because it was always in the cards that this film would be sort of a “greatest hits” of Star Wars, and these beats were remixed enough that I was into it.

Bottom line: As I said in the beginning, the things The Force Awakens does right are much more important than the things it does wrong. In particular, it makes you care about its brand new characters, as much as you ever cared about Han Solo or Luke Skywalker.

Additional reporting by Germain Lussier


Charlie Jane Anders is the author of All The Birds in the Sky, coming Jan 26 from Tor Books. Follow her on Twitter, and email her.

Chances Are Good That You Will Win the Biggest Lottery Prize in History

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Chances Are Good That You Will Win the Biggest Lottery Prize in History

The Powerball jackpot reached $900 million on Saturday, the largest pot in history. It’s your time—this is the one!

According to the Associated Press, the drawing, at 10:59 p.m. Saturday night, will drive players to spend more than $21,000 worth of tickets every minute during peak buying times.

Tickets are only $2, and your chances are high! Yes, some dedicated gamblers have already spent $5,000 on tickets for this jackpot. But, as Gary Grief, the executive director of the Texas Lottery, told AP, “It only takes one ticket to win.”

And if no one wins, there’s still a chance for you. The next drawing would likely go up to $1.3 billion, according to the Multi-State Lottery Association.

No matter that you’re more likely to be killed by an asteroid, get struck by lightning, and be killed by a vending machine than to win the lottery; forget those trivial warnings! Follow your dreams; play the lottery.

[Image via Getty]


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John Kasich Says Paid Maternity Leave Is Bad For Closing the Pay Gap 

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John Kasich Says Paid Maternity Leave Is Bad For Closing the Pay Gap 

During a Friday campaign stop in New Hampshire, John Kasich, a man still running for the Republican presidential nomination, was asked about where he stood on the issue of paid maternity leave. He remained steadfast in his position that women should not be given any additional paid leave, a platform that’s standard among the Republican field. Kasich, however, added some confusing points on telecommuting and flex time.

According to the Columbus Dispatch, Kasich said:

“The one thing we need to do for working women is to give them the flexibility to be able to work at home online,” Kasich told the man who asked the question. “The reason why that’s important is, when women take maternity leave or time to be with the children, then what happens is they fall behind on the experience level, which means that the pay becomes a differential.”

“And we need to accommodate women who want to be at home, having a healthy baby and, in fact being involved, however many years they want to take care of the family.”

Okay.

Kasich didn’t elaborate on his policy one which, according to this answer, doesn’t take into account that a large portion of American workers can’t telecommute (and also doesn’t take into account the concept of parental leave over maternity leave or that his answer was total bullshit).

As the Dispatch notes, only a third of American women are employed by companies that offer paid maternity leave, leaving the majority of women without a lot of options. Even worse, NPR estimates that 40% of American workers remain ineligible for the unpaid leave mandated through the Family Medical Leave Act (FMLA). Though the vast majority of Americans support expanding paid parental leave, the GOP seems determined to leave those decisions to employers (though Marco Rubio has proposed a series of tax breaks for new parents).

Kasich reiterated that position at the campaign stop when he said that parental leave decisions should be “up to employers to try to be creative about this.” He added, “[We shouldn’t] continue with differentials between a man and a woman in the workplace.” While he served in Congress, Kasich twice voted against the FMLA.

Image via AP.

Donald Trump Really Admires the 'Incredible' Way Kim Jong Un Murders His Enemies

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Donald Trump Really Admires the 'Incredible' Way Kim Jong Un Murders His Enemies

Donald Trump, a man who could be called equally as fascist as many a dictator who came before him, has a new hero—or, rather, a new supreme leader.

The Republican presidential frontrunner said at a rally in Iowa on Saturday that the North Korean leader deserves credit for the way he has governed one of the most authoritarian countries in the world.

The Toronto Star’s Daniel Dale, who was at the rally, reports that Trump marveled at the dictator’s accomplishments:

“If you look at North Korea, this guy, he’s like a maniac. OK? And you’ve got to give him credit: how many young guys — he was like 26 or 25 when his father died — take over these tough generals, and all of a sudden — you know, it’s pretty amazing when you think of it. How does he do that?

As Dale pointed out, Kim “does that” through murder. Trump went on:

“Even though it is a culture, and it’s a cultural thing, he goes in, he takes over, he’s the boss. It’s incredible. He wiped out the uncle, he wiped out this one, that one. This guy doesn’t play games, and we can’t play games with him. Because he really does have missiles, and he really does have nukes.”

But this isn’t the first time we’ve heard of Trump’s admiration for Kim, a man who once executed a turtle farmer (among many others). Last week during an interview with Fox News’ Greta Van Susteren, Trump said it was “amazing for the young guy that [he would] go and take over.”

Hmm, a young person who goes in and takes over, without care to the lives he harms, and all the while sporting a terrible haircut. Sounds familiar.

[Image via Getty]


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"El Chapo" To Be Extradited to the U.S., Maybe to Brooklyn

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The drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman will be extradited to the U.S. after his capture, according to Mexican Attorney General Arely Gomez.

CNN reported Saturday that the U.S. would in fact accept the infamous Sinaloa drug cartel leader, who was caught this week after escaping from a maximum security prison in Mexico last year.

El Chapo, who was caught after contacting actors and producers to make a biopic about his life, is wanted for several charges in the U.S.

According to the New York Daily News, officials in New York City hope to bring him in to face a 21-count indictment in the Eastern District of New York, where he’s charged with money laundering and 12 murders. If New York officials get their way, El Chapo will be Brooklyn-bound sometime this year.


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Saturday's Best Deals: PS4 Fighting Controller, MicroSD Cards, Desk Lamp, and More

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El Chapo Confessed His Crimes to Sean Penn (??) in a Secret Jungle Clearing (???)

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El Chapo Confessed His Crimes to Sean Penn (??) in a Secret Jungle Clearing (???)

The scene: “A jungle clearing atop a mountain at an undisclosed location in Mexico.” The characters: Escaped Mexican billionaire drug kingpin El Chapo and, uh, Sean Penn? The result: A presumably edited, rambling 11,000-word account of a madman’s meeting with a criminal.

http://gawker.com/el-chapo-on-do...

Penn’s account of the seven-hour secret meeting, apparently conducted in October and brokered by the Mexican film star Kate del Castillo, was published today by Rolling Stone. (Why El Chapo, who has never before admitted to committing any crimes, chose Sean Penn to confess to is truly anyone’s guess.) Penn spends thousands of words spent describing El Chapo’s advanced counter-surveillance techniques before getting to the important part. Via the New York Times:

Joaquín Guzmán Loera, the Mexican drug lord known as El Chapo, started out in business not long after turning 6, selling oranges and soft drinks. By 15, he said in an interview conducted in a jungle clearing by the actor and director Sean Penn for Rolling Stone magazine, he had begun to grow marijuana and poppies because there was no other way for his impoverished family to survive.

Now, unapologetically, he said: “I supply more heroin, methamphetamine, cocaine and marijuana than anybody else in the world. I have a fleet of submarines, airplanes, trucks and boats.”

Though his fortune, estimated at $1 billion, has come with a trail of blood, he does not consider himself a violent man. “Look, all I do is defend myself, nothing more,” he told Mr. Penn. “But do I start trouble? Never.”

Still, there are some other insights contained in the piece:

- Sean Penn doesn’t know how to use a laptop

- Sean Penn claims to be 5'9

- Sean Penn knew how to surf at age nine

- Sean Penn only knows how to say “hola” and “adios” in Spanish

- Sean Penn likes to speed, but only when he’s driving

- Sean Penn had his dick in his hand right before meeting El Chapo

- Sean Penn watches Fusion

- Sean Penn farted in front of El Chapo. It had a “subtle brume.”

Rolling Stone, in a move that’s not good for journalism but great for, say, staying alive, gave the confessed criminal final approval of the story. (According to the magazine’s disclaimer, El Chapo did not change anything.) Still I bet Sean Penn’s sleeping better tonight.

http://gawker.com/drug-kingpin-e...


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El Chapo on Donald Trump: "Mi Amigo!"

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El Chapo on Donald Trump: "Mi Amigo!"

Earlier this evening, Rolling Stone published a bizarre, 11,000-word article detailing occasional Friends extra Sean Penn’s seven-hour encounter with the then-at-large drug lord El Chapo. And of course the two discuss (who else but) Donald Trump.

http://gawker.com/el-chapo-confe...

In Sean Penn’s incredibly rambling diary entry, the mention of everyone’s favorite fascist dictator-to-be is brief but wonderfully telling:

[Guzmán] is entirely unapologetic. Against the challenges of doing business in such a clandestine industry he has ––built an empire. I am reminded of press accounts alleging a hundred-million-dollar bounty the man across from me is said to have put on Donald Trump’s life. I mention Trump. El Chapo smiles, ironically saying, “Ah! Mi amigo!” His unguarded will to speak freely, his comfort with his station in life and ownership of extraordinary justifications, conjure Tony Montana in Oliver Stone’s Scarface.

We have two possible interpretations here.

1) El Chapo really was being ironic and using the phrase to convey a deep-seated hatred for the man, or—

2) El Chapo sees him as an understandable equal and peer.

For his part, Donald Trump had this to say about Mexico’s must notorious drug cartel earlier this evening:

Game recognize game.


Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com. Image via AP.

Mexican Official: El Chapo Got Caught Because of the Sean Penn Interview

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Mexican Official: El Chapo Got Caught Because of the Sean Penn Interview

A Mexican official tells the AP El Chapo was captured as a result of Sean Penn’s apparently not-so-clandestine meeting with the drug lord last October, a report that, if true, should ensure Penn sleeps somewhat uneasily for the rest of his life.

Though Penn outlines many of the security measures he was able to observe throughout the rambling, 11,000-word piece, the meeting was ultimately arranged by the Mexican film star Kate del Castillo who, according to Penn, communicated with El Chapo via BBM. ABC News also reports Penn and del Castillo are both under investigation by the Mexican government. That report, if true, would indicate neither actor were aware they had been tracked. (If the highly convenient AP report is to be believed—earlier reports indicate officials caught up to the drug lord when he tried to cast his biopic.)

http://gawker.com/mexican-govern...

Honestly—who knows? Definitely not Sean Penn.

Either way, is hanging with Spicoli worth the loss of your freedom? Some, like Charlize Theron, say no. Others also say... no.


Image via AP. Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.

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