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Yosemite Forced to Rename All Its Hotels Due to an Opportunistic Intellectual Property Battle

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Yosemite Forced to Rename All Its Hotels Due to an Opportunistic Intellectual Property Battle

You probably think of Yosemite National Park as a haven for nature, a place to experience all that is good and pure, in a landscape untainted by commercialism. Nope, just like the rest of the world, it’s being ruined by greedy assholes.

In the early 1900s, shortly after Yosemite was founded as one of the country’s first national parks, several camps, hotels, and lodges were built to provide accommodations for visitors, including the striking 99-room Ahwahnee hotel as its centerpiece. On March 1, all those historic properties will be renamed thanks to an ongoing intellectual property dispute.

Concessionaire Delaware North, which previously ran The Ahwahnee, Curry Village, and other properties at Yosemite, claims it was forced to purchase the intellectual property of the properties it operated, including the names, in 1993. Now Delaware North has lost the park contract to competitor Aramark and wants to be paid $50 million for the naming rights.

So if you’ve ever thought of the stunning 1927 lodge (adapted for the interiors in The Shining) as a particularly majestic hotel, you’re in luck. The Ahwahnee will be renamed the “Majestic Yosemite Hotel.”

This is a frightening peek into our Branded™ and overly litigious future. Not to mention the fact that this will cost the park big bucks to change signage, stationery, uniforms, and other branded materials. And you know how national parks are flush with cash!

Perhaps the silliest change of all is that of Curry Village, which is named after David and Jennie Curry, two Indiana teachers who opened the camp and operated the first concessionaire company in the park, Curry Company. Delaware North bought the names from... Curry Company.

Starting March 1 you will no longer be able to check in to the Yosemite hotels and lodges you once knew. Please instead visit:

  • The Ahwahnee = Majestic Yosemite Hotel
  • Curry Village = Half Dome Village
  • Yosemite Lodge at the Falls = Yosemite Valley Lodge
  • Wawona Hotel = Big Trees Lodge
  • Badger Pass Ski Area = Yosemite Ski & Snowboard Area

Can someone from the state of Delaware sue the shit out of Delaware North and shut these opportunistic punks down for good?

[There’s more on the case at the LA Times, and here’s Delaware North’s side of the story]

Follow the author at @awalkerinLA


City Official Quits After Asking Male Bus Driver to Dress Up as Adorable Little Old Lady

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City Official Quits After Asking Male Bus Driver to Dress Up as Adorable Little Old Lady

A recent scandal out of Cranston, Rhode Island, is rocking the small New England city to its core. Sue Stenhouse, executive director of Cranston’s Senior Enrichment Center, resigned last week after asking a male bus driver to don a wig, earrings, and a really quite flattering shade of pink lipstick so that he would appear to be an elderly woman when he stood behind Stenhouse at a press conference.

That’s right: the charming old lady with a “Cranston Senior Home Resident” sticker on her lapel you see above is not in fact Jonah Hill auditioning for the title role in a Mrs. Doubtfire reboot, but a senior center employee named David Roberts. Before we go any further, let’s explore the depths of Roberts’ visible discomfort to be playing the role.

City Official Quits After Asking Male Bus Driver to Dress Up as Adorable Little Old Lady

According to local NBC affiliate WJAR, which broke the story, Stenhouse held the press conference last week to announce a new program that would have students shoveling snow for the elderly. WJAR’s sources said the plot was meant to convey a positive image to the media.

Cranston director of administration Rob Coupe told the Associated Press that Stenhouse resigned last week, but did not offer further comment, saying it was a personnel matter. “I’ve been in a meeting all night being a great public servant for the city of Warwick,” Stenhouse said when confronted by a WJAR reporter at her home. “And now I get this bullshit.”

Watch WJAR’s full coverage:

Roberts, who drives a van that transports senior citizens, picked up the wig from a local beauty salon, according to the salon’s owner. “He says to me, ‘Elaine, do you have a wig that I could borrow? I have to get dressed as a senior,’” Elaine Mancuso told the AP. “I said, ‘Oh, my God. He wanted it for that.’ I probably would have given him a better wig if I had known.”


Image: AP via WJAR. Contact the author at andy@gawker.com.

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This HooToo gadget is actually three devices in one:

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It’s not even 1 p.m. yet, and the U.S. stock market has fallen more than 500 points today, capping a

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It’s not even 1 p.m. yet, and the U.S. stock market has fallen more than 500 points today, capping a full week of sharp declines and general fear. Financial apocalypse TK??? We hope so—for the excitement! Assuming we don’t get laid off.

Self-Proclaimed Pedophile Who Argued Against Jacksonville HRO Lives on Church Property

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Self-Proclaimed Pedophile Who Argued Against Jacksonville HRO Lives on Church Property

Roy Bay, who shocked the internet earlier this week by arguing against a proposed Human Rights Ordinance expansion in Jacksonville, Florida, at a city council meeting by claiming to have molested boys in bathrooms without ever having been punished, lives on property owned by Evangel Temple, a Jacksonville church that has campaigned against expanding the HRO to include LGBT protections, according to Action News Jax.

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Additionally, Bay was employed by Evangel Temple, according to Evangel Temple’s Pastor Garry Wiggins. An interview with News4Jax revealed:

[Wiggins] said he was shocked about what was said last night. Wiggins said Bay had worked several years as a maintenance man, but that job ended since September and that Bay and his wife still lived on the property.

Bay attended an Evangel Temple service Wednesday night. During it, Wiggins reportedly addressed Bay’s remarks at the city council meeting, though a livestream of the service cut when he addressed Bay.

Action News Jax, whose Jenna Bourne attended the service, reports:

The pastor told his congregation the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office was there Wednesday investigating Bay’s claims.

While the church is outspokenly against expanding the ordinance to include the LGBT community, he said he had no idea Bay would speak or what he would say.

He said the church will not keep Bay out of services or kick him out of his home, which is owned by the church for now, but Wiggins assured his congregation the church is taking steps to make sure Bay is not around kids.

Bay left the city council meeting in a church van, according to News4Jax.

The blog Florida Politics, which was the first news source to tie Bay to the homophobic church, reports that Bay recently posted on Facebook that he’s moving to Miami:

Since then he posted on Facebook that he’s moved to Miami, saying, “Hey Facebook friends and family, I love each and everyone of you and appreciate your prayer and support, if someone contacts you about me, I am asking you not to talk to them at all about anything, this is my problem and I will handle it, thanks I appreciate your love and prayer support in this time of trial and testing.”

[h/t Advocate]

NYPD Demands $36,000 “Copying Fee” for Access to Cops’ Body Cam Footage

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NYPD Demands $36,000 “Copying Fee” for Access to Cops’ Body Cam Footage

In April 2015, the New York City television station NY1 filed a open-records request for “unedited video files from the NYPD’s body camera program” captured during five specific weeks in 2014 and 2015. Four months later, the New York City Police Department agreed to review and release the footage—but only after NY1 paid a $36,000 “copying fee.” NY1 appealed the N.Y.P.D.’s decision and, in a letter dated September 16 of last year, was once again denied by the N.Y.P.D.’s deputy commissioner of legal matters.

As the New York Post reported yesterday, the details of the N.Y.P.D.’s response, including the exorbitant fee (charged by a public agency with a budget of $4.8 billion*), were revealed in a lawsuit NY1 filed against the N.Y.P.D. in the Supreme Court of New York County on Wednesday. In it, the channel accuses the department of violating New York State’s Freedom of Information Law by inflating the cost of producing the requested body camera footage—a process that, according to the N.Y.P.D., involves copying video segments that could be withheld under certain privacy and security exemptions.

The fee does indeed come from a curious calculation of labor costs. In a letter to NY1 explaining the administrative denial of the channel’s appeal, a police official explained:

The [record access officer]’s estimate of the cost of processing a copy of the [body camera footage] was reasonable based on an estimate that the total time of footage recorded during the five weeks specified in the FOIL request was approximately 190 hours, and that in addition to the 190 hours required to view the recordings in real time, an additional 60% (or 114 hours) will be required to copy the footage in a manner that will redact the exempt portions of the [body camera footage], for a total of approximately 304 hours. The lowest paid NYPD employee with the skills required to prepare a redacted copy of the recordings is in the rank of police officer, and the cost of compensating a police officer is $120.00 per hour. Multiplying $120.00 by 304 hours equals $36,480, which closely approximates the amount estimated by the [records access officer].

It’s unclear where exactly these figures came from. A police officer is the third-lowest rank within the N.Y.P.D.’s rank structure; individuals holding that title make nowhere near $120 per hour, which is the equivalent of $249,600 per year (assuming a 40-hour workweek).

According to the Post, city lawyers had not yet been served with the complaint as of Wednesday night. In an email to Gawker, a spokesperson for NY1 wrote:

NY1 initially submitted a request to obtain video files from the NYPD’s pilot body camera program. The NYPD agreed to provide edited footage, but at a cost that is prohibitive and that we believe undercuts the purpose of our New York Freedom of Information Law (FOIL) request. We are appealing their decision.

We’ve asked the N.Y.P.D. for clarification about the $36,000 fee, and will update this post if we hear back. You can read the entirety of NY1’s lawsuit here.

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* Correction: This post mistakenly attributed New York City’s municipal budget to the budget of the New York City Police Department. The city’s budget is 78.5 billion, and the N.Y.P.D.’s budget is 4.8 billion. (H/T Matt)


Email the author of this post: trotter@gawker.com // Photo credit: Shutterstock

I Will Eat Chipotle Until It Fucking Kills Me

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I Will Eat Chipotle Until It Fucking Kills Me

Love is patient; love is kind. It does not envy; it does not boast; it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, and always perseveres.

That’s a little song I wrote about Chipotle. Love takes everyone by surprise, I think.

Today, Chipotle announced that all of its locations would close on February 8 to address safety concerns that arose from a recent E. coli outbreak that affected locations from Boston to North Dakota. For many, this is just the latest sign that it’s time to give up on the burrito chain. I disagree. I refuse to be deterred by conventional safety. I will eat Chipotle until it fucking kills me.

The first time I went to Chipotle was around 2004, when the then-novelty of a burrito chain opened within two minutes walking distance from my high school. Those were the years that I would eat bacon and eggs for breakfast, Pizza Hut for lunch, Mexican food for dinner, a liberal sprinkling of brown sugar Pop Tarts packets to keep me leveled out between meals, and a large bowl of cereal at 2 a.m. Do you remember being 15 and literally insatiable? A dining establishment that served burritos so large that I felt alarmingly full for hours—a novelty then, and honestly, a novelty now—felt like a miracle. It still does.

In college, there was no Chipotle on the University of Virginia campus. My best friend (a guy with whom I maintain a close, fulfilling relationship that nonetheless began when I messaged him on Facebook before orientation because I noticed that we were the only two freshmen whose listed interests included both Sigur Ros and Chipotle) and I made do.

There was a local Qdoba, which was okay. There was a burrito bar at the dining hall, which came with the benefit of the burritos being “free” but the cost of the burritos being just small enough (and the two of us always stoned enough) that we would often order two burritos each and eat them quickly, which then frequently necessitated that we lie down. He had a car and we both liked music, so we drove to D.C. for shows and Chipotle, and would get an extra burrito for our dorm fridges to go.

Somewhat bittersweetly, he transferred schools just as the Chipotle came to town; his presence was replaced with a burrito-based consolation of which I would avail myself weekly with friends.

After graduating from college, I prepared for my Peace Corps departure by glutting myself on all the things I knew I would not be able to access in a remote location. This was a long list of vices that included one virtue (Chipotle). I arrived in Kyrgyzstan having unexpectedly started dating someone two weeks before leaving; in my sullen fog of lovelorn sentimentality, I didn’t expect the next thing that happened, which was making four dead-center-in-the-heart pals. We took 11-hour bus rides across the country to see each other; we taught at each other’s schools and slept five to a bed because the floor was freezing; we stayed up till the sky got rosy talking about what we missed from home, which was a lot of different things for each of us but for all of us, Chipotle.

“Hypothetically,” we mused, “we could get someone who’s going back to America for Christmas to pack some Chipotle in a dry ice container, and then it’s only 12 hours to Moscow and then the layover and then 4 hours to Bishkek—do you think the guac would go bad?”

The Chipotle fantasizing was particularly useful to me because I, for the first time in my life, had lost my appetite. I was cut off from easy access to produce and markets in general, and was always sick from the water: I was eating less and badly, and my hair was falling out. When I came back to Texas, I couldn’t handle the general portion size, which meant I certainly couldn’t handle Chipotle. When I finally got a burrito, a few months after returning, I was still in a deeply self-flagellating emotional state in which I believed myself unworthy of Western consumer comforts; I could only get halfway through the carnitas before trying not to cry.

I moved to Ann Arbor a year later for graduate school, where there was a Chipotle a block from campus. I went alone after workshops; one day, I saw something that I still find extremely haunting.

Fuck.

In the fall of 2014, I moved to New York and started working at Jezebel. The transition was easy, even comfortable: there was a Chipotle on Spring Street, close to the old offices, after all.

Then came the gospel: A CHIPOTLE WAS OPENING A BLOCK FROM MY HOUSE IN FORT GREENE.

I counted down the days. I texted a friend and fellow Chipotle enthusiast constantly: we planned a joint stunt piece, in which we would compete against one another to see who could go the longest eating exclusively Chipotle, and then we would write about it in a viral piece of internet content whose body would just say:

We feel great.

The day approached. I talked about it incessantly.

I Will Eat Chipotle Until It Fucking Kills Me

My coworkers noticed.

I Will Eat Chipotle Until It Fucking Kills Me

I frequently felt as if I could think of nothing else.

On the day of the long-awaited opening, unexpectedly, there was a delay. NOT QUITE YET?

When the Chipotle finally opened, my friend and I brought them balloons.

Though it’s startling to see the chain in the context of my neighborhood, the vibe in there, at first, was good. During dinner hours, the lines stretched through the restaurant; the warm light emanating off the burritos looked comforting on a twilight walk.

Now, the Chipotle pretty often looks empty. Everyone is afraid of E. coli, I guess, or prefers something with “more authenticity,” or would rather not eat three meals’ worth of food in two minutes and then want to go to sleep for the rest of the day.

But not me. I love Chipotle. I am not afraid of the things that please me. I would never give up on this one-way but nonetheless requited love. I got Chipotle for my first meal out in the new year and I got Chipotle again a week ago. If you’re curious about my order, it’s a burrito with brown rice, black beans, carnitas, hot salsa, green salsa, corn and cheese. That sounds good, right? Yeah. It’s really fucking good.


Contact the author at jia@jezebel.com.

Photo via Getty.

Sean Penn Didn't Realize Sean Penn Would Overshadow Sean Penn's El Chapo Story

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Sean Penn Didn't Realize Sean Penn Would Overshadow Sean Penn's El Chapo Story

After presenting to the world his ethically dubious and tediously written exclusive interview with Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, and after being implicated in the drug lord’s capture, Sean Penn is ready for his mea culpa, which he will deliver this Sunday on 60 Minutes. CBS has put up a teaser for the interview, in which Penn says he has “a terrible regret” about his article.

And what is that regret?

“I have a regret that the entire discussion about this article ignores its purpose, which was to try to contribute to this discussion about the policy in the War on Drugs,” Penn said.

Sean Penn says he had pure intentions, and given that he is generally heralded by the gilded class as an exemplary philanthropist and humanitarian, you could understand why he would view his quest to meet and interview El Chapo as contributing to the greater good of society. I don’t necessarily disagree, either—we should hear directly from important, powerful people in the world, even if they are murderous, fugitive drug kingpins.

But this story was not going to be about the words of El Chapo, or the war on drugs. It was always going to be about the fact that, haha, Sean Penn secretly traveled into the Mexican jungle to interview El Chapo.

Even if Sean Penn didn’t understand what his story was really about, Rolling Stone certainly did. Penn genuinely may not have realized that writing 28 paragraphs before he even meets El Chapo might make the story less about the societal and political impact of El Chapo’s business, and more about the saga of Sean Penn’s secret meeting with El Chapo, Sean Penn’s pissing and farting included. Rolling Stone chose to publish those paragraphs, pissing and farting included. The fact that Rolling Stone didn’t even post their full 17-minute El Chapo video interview until days after Penn’s story ran certainly did not help convince anyone that the story was primary about El Chapo’s own words, and what they say about the war on drugs.

In the 60 Minutes interview, Sean Penn is contrite. Maybe even overly so. Here is a grim exchange he has with Charlie Rose:

“My article failed,” Penn said.

“As a result of El Chapo,” Rose said.

“Let me be clear. My article has failed,” Penn responded.

Maybe on Sean Penn’s terms it did. But when Rolling Stone editors look at their traffic reports for January, I very much doubt they’ll feel the same way.

[image via Rolling Stone]


Contact the author at jordan@gawker.com.


Amazon Prime Is $73 Through The Weekend For New Members

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I Watched Michael Bay's Benghazi Movie at Cowboys Stadium With 30,000 Pissed-Off Patriots

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I Watched Michael Bay's Benghazi Movie at Cowboys Stadium With 30,000 Pissed-Off Patriots

“Why didn’t we bomb the shit out of them?” a man asked me. “Why aren’t we bombing the shit out of ‘em? Give me a B-52 and I’ll go over there right now.” It was a chilly night in Texas, but his mind was more than 6,000 miles away, in Libya. He and I and some 30,000 other people had come to AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas—home of the Dallas Cowboys—for the outsized world premiere of 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi.

The 2012 attack on the American consulate in Benghazi means many things to many people. It is, at its most basic level, an actual human tragedy, one of an uncountable number this country has been party to in the last fifteen years. Lives were lost, and they might have been saved, and it’s hard to say why, or what good it did. It is also a meme, a punchline, and a political cudgel. For the people who care most about it, Benghazi is less shorthand for a historical episode than a concept, an abstract descriptor of a feeling shared by an uncountable number of people in this country that the nation’s leaders are traitors, by way of incompetence or malice or both.

I Watched Michael Bay's Benghazi Movie at Cowboys Stadium With 30,000 Pissed-Off Patriots

But on Tuesday, people lined up by the thousands to see Benghazi begin a new life as something else entirely: an entertainment product. Michael Bay, the auteur who brought you Pearl Harbor and Pain & Gain, had brought the premiere to the stadium’s 180-foot-long high definition video board, with an enormous on-field stage and red carpet below. The audience filled most of the north half of the stadium. There was complimentary popcorn, one bag per ticket.

Bay insists—and much of the coverage about the movie accepts—that 13 Hours, which follows a group of military contractors during the attack, is “non-political.” That’s true inasmuch as the movie does not mention Hillary Clinton’s name. In every other way, of course, the claim is horseshit —and not even in the sense that all movies, let alone war movies, are political. As it shows in theaters over the coming months, it will make an indelible mark on the presidential race, and conservatives know it. Donald Trump is renting out a movie theater in Iowa to show it. Last night, when it came time for Ted Cruz deliver his closing statement in the Republican debate, the first words out of his mouth were “Thirteen Hours.”

Tuesday’s carnival laid bare the strange and changing nature of the Benghazi obsession—the odd way it veers from sincere and mournful to maudlin and kitschy, the way it’s been instrumentalized. It was, in some sense, intended to be a memorial. People filtered into the stadium under giant waving flags on the stadium’s external jumbotrons. But once inside, they were greeted with the giant floating head of John Krasinski, better known as Jim from The Office, who plays the movie’s protagonist, a security contractor named Jack Da Silva.

I Watched Michael Bay's Benghazi Movie at Cowboys Stadium With 30,000 Pissed-Off Patriots

When Jim was interviewed on the stadium’s immense on-field red carpet, as part of the pre-show, he spoke about working with the real-life Da Silva to develop his character. A man in front of me groaned. “Oh, so now we know that character doesn’t die,” he said. “Great spoiler, dude.” Yes: Jim from The Office spoiled Benghazi.

Things took a turn for the worse. Chris Cornell of Soundgarden rose to sing a song. Things again took a turn for the worse: He sang another. This one, he said, was “inspired by the people who fell and who stood their ground” in Benghazi. As Cornell sung his Benghazi song, footage from the movie played—jets, wrecked military equipment, handsome men in a foreign land. A Benghazi music video.

Then we dropped back from kitsch into reality: Three of the security contractors who were in Benghazi ascended the stage to speak. The crowd went wild. Back to kitsch: Members of The Band Perry rose to sing Amazing Grace, as a field of lit candles appeared on the screen above. To reality: Photos of the Americans killed in Benghazi began floating over the field: Ambassador Chris Stevens, Sean Smith, etc. The men next to me were having a debate about the Miami Dolphins.

I Watched Michael Bay's Benghazi Movie at Cowboys Stadium With 30,000 Pissed-Off Patriots

Finally, when everyone had been to the bar a few times and loaded up on snacks, the movie began. What’s it like? On a purely visual level—which is the only level a significant number of people at the premiere saw Bayghazi, given that the event’s organizers neglected to set up speakers for those in the nosebleeds—it’s a pretty good action movie.

Bay has an almost pornographic feel for the physics of modern war: The cartoon arcs of RPGs in flight; the swiveling, passionless eye of a Predator Drone; expensive, bullet-riddled cars careening through city streets; planes and helicopters and technicals and men with guns, all in hues bordering on the psychedelic. But the human element is less firmly in his grasp, and the moral landscape of the movie is poisonous.


In the first decade after 9/11, Hollywood didn’t really know how to handle America’s new wars. To the extent films addressed them at all, they tended to focus on how they damaged ordinary people. Movies like Home of the Brave, In the Valley of Elah, and The Hurt Locker were not uplifting—at their worst, they could be moralizing and turgid. And they were not successful. The broader culture honored the rank-and-file men and women who sacrificed to fight America’s wars: Support the troops.

In the last few years, as the wars changed shape and expanded, a strange thing happened. The culture began to focus not on ordinary soldiers, but on extraordinary ones—Navy SEALs, special forces operators, military contractors. The movies changed—Act of Valor, Lone Survivor, American Sniper. They celebrate heroes, they take place in a vacuum of political context, and they’re hugely profitable. Strangely, they cater to people who think Hollywood hates them. Film studios, suddenly, learned to love the wars.

13 Hours fits neatly in this new genre. It’s a story told from the perspective of men of extraordinary martial prowess in a deeply unfamiliar and hostile place, surrounded by faceless and unknowable enemies, desperate to survive. It’s a siege movie, and the major plot points would make just as much sense if they were transposed to a movie about a zombie attack, or an alien invasion.

In fact, the movie begins in space, off-planet. We gradually hone in on Libya. The events that prefaced the 2011 NATO intervention are briefly described. When we finally join our main character, Bay highlights that Jim is descending into enemy territory by showing him sitting across the aisle from a woman in a hijab. That’s it. There’s a woman in a hijab. Jim eyes her, and the camera cuts back to her. The camera lingers. Yes, it’s that kind of movie.

Watch the children. Jim has two beautiful kids and a beautiful wife and a beautiful house back home. It’s scrupulously established that Jim is a good dad. It’s how the movie establishes that his life has worth. In a montage shortly before the attack, many of the warriors call their kids and wives. Jim’s wife tells him that she’s pregnant. These men kill when necessary, Bayghazi tells us, but in truth they love life. They live for life.

Libyans have children too, but their presence on screen means something close to the opposite: The children of Libya appear in gangs, shortly before something dangerous happens. Their appearance is foreboding. They collaborate with the attackers, and set off fireworks to fuck with the Americans. You see them, playing soccer or peering through the walls into the CIA annex, and are meant to feel unease.

The only notable Libyan character, a translator who works with the Americans, is there for comic relief. He loves big tits, and he spends much of his screen time reluctant to fight and fumbling with his gun. When he’s press-ganged into joining the consulate rescue mission, the lead warrior says: “That guy’s not coming back.” For the Arlington audience, it was a laugh line.

But if he is treated with a sense of contempt, so are all the Americans who don’t carry guns. The core group of contractors are peerless models of wisdom, bravery, compassion and perspicacity, which might have something to do with the fact that they told the story 13 Hours is based on. They are never wrong. They correctly assess the danger from the beginning, and they rise to every occasion, despite their dead-weight compatriots, who generally come off as dopes, either blind to danger or incompetent to the point of villainy.

The worst is the nebbishy and callous CIA station chief, played by David Costabile, who serves as a stand-in for the neglect and dishonor exhibited, in Benghazi narratives, by the politicians and bureaucrats, repeatedly giving the warriors cowardly and self-serving orders. In an early scene, he calls the contractors “hired help” who “should act like it.” He’s as sympathetic as a banker in a Capra film. As the bodies mount, he’s repeatedly unmanned by the warriors, to applause from the audience, until he’s left a quaking hulk at the end. Jim has to shame him into evacuating.

There’s also a beautiful blonde European intelligence operative who dislikes the rough men at first but then, amid the river of blood in the third act, learns to be grateful for the Americans.

Even the slain ambassador, Chris Stevens, is given pretty short shrift. He comes to Benghazi with a pretty face and high ideals—a “true believer.” He gives the annex a corny pep talk about bringing Democratic values to Libya, while a warrior nods off in the background. He’s a victim and we mourn his passing, sure, but he just doesn’t get it. As proof of his vanity, his consular residence contains a framed picture of himself being interviewed on TV. We see it shortly before he is killed.

I Watched Michael Bay's Benghazi Movie at Cowboys Stadium With 30,000 Pissed-Off Patriots

There’s a lot that’s bizarre about the framing of the main events in 13 Hours, but the portrayal of Stevens is possibly the strangest part. The ambassador is, in conservative Benghazi narratives, the foremost martyr, a man to be honored and remembered, betrayed by the administration. If what is honorable about the contractors is their willingness to lay down life for country, you might think Stevens deserves similar recognition: not so, in Bay’s estimation.

When the warriors start to falter toward the end of the movie, their injuries and deaths are shown in excruciating, agonizing detail. Limbs are severed, and splintered bones poke out of dying men. Warriors collapse in pools of blood. This is Bay’s crude way of emphasizing the magnitude of their sacrifices. Stevens dies offscreen and reappears in a memorial reel in the closing credits.


Many of my fellow moviegoers in Dallas had just come for the show, and many who will see it in the coming months will ingest it solely as entertainment. A good number of people I talked to after the screening praised the movie for being “not slanted” and “not political.” But others had come to take part in a cultural event which recognized and acknowledged their grievances against the administration—the Dallas Morning News talked to one man who’d flown in from Fayetteville, Georgia for that reason. Quite a few people in the audience had anti-Hillary swag: One wore a shirt that extolled the virtues of waterboarding.

The media coverage of 13 Hours is likely to focus on two things: fact-checking of conservative narratives about Benghazi, and the political impact of the movie on Hillary Clinton. The former is a complete waste of time — don’t bother. Benghazi truthers think the attack exposes a deeper truth about Clinton, and though they may embrace individual facts and timelines when they think it helps their case, they’re not actually that important to the larger narrative.

One of the most common Benghazi theories is that Obama and Clinton were trying to “cover up” what had happened when some members of the administration described the attack, in the initial days, as spillover from protests that had been happening in the region over an anti-Islam video, made in the United States, that had been circulating online.

A lot of people seem to think the administration was in some way excusing the murder of Ambassador Stevens, or excusing itself, by ascribing a different motive to the attackers than the one they had. Some seem to think the murder of an American ambassador, the first in decades, wasn’t big news at the time—that the administration was trying to quietly sweep it under the rug. Some of those people believe this movie will be the thing that educates the public about this huge scandal, even though the film makes no mention of the attack’s aftermath, when the cover-up would have taken place.

Beth Maynard and Ruth York, two older women in formal dress,hoped that Bayghazi would expose Clinton’s fraud to a wider audience. “She said to the families, we’re going to get that guy who made the video. And they did,” said York. “Unjustly, they put him in prison. He did no crime. But he was put in prison for that.”

The man in question, Nakoula Basseley Nakoula, had a criminal record that included drug possession and bank fraud, and the cause of his re-imprisonment was eight counts of violating his probation. I told them this. “Oh.” York paused. “Well, she was trying to pin that on him.”

Wait. If the problem is that Clinton’s State Department was criminally negligent in providing security to the Ambassador, why would the motive behind the attack change anything? “It doesn’t,” York said confidently. “It really wouldn’t,” Maynard said. Huh.

I Watched Michael Bay's Benghazi Movie at Cowboys Stadium With 30,000 Pissed-Off Patriots

Will the movie inflame anger about Benghazi? Many conservatives hope so. The movie has been repeatedly subjected to salivating and lusty write-ups in National Review Online. When two trailers for the movie were released in November, months before anyone had seen the movie, NRO expended 1,200 words describing them and bemoaned that “the American public has to rely on a guy that gave us CGI noise-fests based on Transformer children’s toys to help explain, or at the very least dramatize, what exactly did or did not happen that night.” This week, Paramount, the film’s distributor, paid for an advertorial at NRO to publicize the movie. Buckley would be proud.

Certainly, the people who’d come to the stadium because they didn’t like Clinton felt fired up after seeing it. “She’s a piece of shit,” said one man who declined to give his name and didn’t make eye contact. “But I already knew she’s a piece of shit.”

“I hope it defeats Hillary,” said another, Don Lochran. “They covered the whole thing up.” It was Lochran who then suggested bombing them all.

Others were less sanguine. “Oh yeah. I’d shoot Hillary Clinton in the fuckin’ head. I don’t like the bitch at all,” said Len Toomey, who identified himself as a veteran of Desert Storm and Somalia. He’d seen the movie with some VFW friends. “Choke her. She should be in the pisser and I should be pissin’ on her every night.”

One of the women with him laughed. “She’s just like G.I. Jane,” Toomey said. “She needs to be kissin’ my ass.

A man who identified himself only as a Vietnam vet piped up. “He doesn’t know who G.I. Jane is,” he said scornfully. “You don’t know who G.I. Jane is. What’s her last name?” He asked me.

Fonda, I answered, millennial-ly.

With the riddle answered, he continued: “You know why we didn’t know about Benghazi? Because Hillary covered it up. How could she cover up something like that?”


Why did 13 Hours premiere in Arlington? On the red carpet, Bay said he had come because the city was “the heartland of America.” Tuesday’s premiere was, indeed, a very American event. The Dallas Cowboys, after all, bill themselves America’s Team, signifying perhaps that they are a deep well of mediocrity in thrall to a rich, old, spiritually corrupt creep, which is to say that the Cowboys are a PAC or two away from earning top-tier presidential contender status.

But Arlington is more than just the home of a bad football team: It’s the spiritual center of the Dallas-Ft. Worth Metroplex, a great galactic plane of young suburbs home to some of the most reactionary politics in the country. What happens here steers America, but it’s often less visible in the wider culture than what happens elsewhere.

It’s also a place that’s responsible in large part for the rise of the new civic religion built around the worship of the most lethal among us. This shift, which manifested in the culture some time before Hollywood began to capitalize on it, was partly born of the interest in Navy SEALs after the death of Osama bin Laden. But it’s also partly created by the warriors themselves.

Chris Kyle of American Sniper fame had much to do with this. After Kyle left the Navy in 2009 and moved to Midlothian, Texas, 25 miles southeast of Arlington, he skillfully made himself into a media figure. He gave riveting talks at local churches, and built a mystique around himself, emphasizing his decency and proficiency with danger. The release of his memoir propelled him to national fame. When he was murdered by another vet with severe psychological problems, he became a martyr. AT&T Stadium was the site of his memorial service, with his casket sitting on the 50 yard line.

Kyle was a complex man, but in Texas he was rendered a Christ-figure, beloved and beyond reproach. Before his death, Kyle told several troubling stories about killing people stateside, either under orders or in self-defence, with the tacit approval of the government and the police. They were probably untrue. But then they surfaced, even writerly Dallas Magazine jumped to defend him. The story was true, because Chris Kyle said it was true. “Consider this story confirmed from the man himself,” the item concluded. “In every sense of the word, Chris Kyle was a true American badass.”

In Texas—and particularly in the Dallas/Ft. Worth metroplex—signs of this cultural shift are everywhere. When former Governor Rick Perry first launched a bid for president in 2011, the unofficial start of his campaign took place in the stadium of the Houston Texans, where he convened and presided over an old-fashioned religious revival called “The Response.”

But by the time he launched his second bid in 2015, he had exchanged the old gods for the new. In Addison, a little town 30 miles northeast of Arlington, he was flanked on stage by veterans of past wars, in front of a giant C-130J like the one he used to fly. Chris Kyle’s widow spoke. The true stars were Morgan and Marcus Luttrell, two former Navy SEALs who stood on both sides of Perry, silent sentinels. Marcus, played by Mark Wahlberg in Lone Survivor, is a heartland celebrity in his own right. To the delight and mock horror of conservatives, few watching from New York and Washington D.C. had any idea who they were.

I Watched Michael Bay's Benghazi Movie at Cowboys Stadium With 30,000 Pissed-Off Patriots

Visions of hyper-competent gunmen able to navigate a bloody and confusing world are deeply soothing to many people. 13 Hours is a movie in which strong men hold all the answers, and most everyone else is full of shit. As the Obama era ends, that captures the mood among many Americans quite nicely. Krasinski, who must be delighted to distance himself from his T.V. fame, puts it in simpler terms. “It’s a superhero movie without superheroes,” he told Fox News.

Maybe. It’s also an artifact of a culture that is slowly becoming accustomed to, and finding things to celebrate in, endless war. A culture in which sacrifice is glorified, but the reason for the sacrifice—and the wisdom of it—need not be addressed.


Christopher Hooks is a journalist based in Austin.

Top image via Getty, other photographs courtesy the author.

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An Unsettling Montage of Real Housewives Shrieking Hello at One Another

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On Sunday night, the Real Housewives of Potomac premieres, introducing America to a new crop of women who will gossip, air their dirty laundry and fight until their contracts aren’t renewed. But before they do that, they’ll play nice—so nice that, if you’ve watched enough seasons of a variety of Real Housewives shows, you’ll notice that they all tend to greet each other in exactly the same way.

It wasn’t always like this; Season One of the original show The Real Housewives of Orange County was more normal, focusing less on the interpersonal relationships of the women involved and more on their family lives. Despite their wealth, they would get together for meals, but in a relatively casual way—a far cry from the lavish vacations and parties they all attend today. And as the glitz of the show has increased, their attention to their own physical appearance has grown as well, so much so that you’ll notice that every time they see each other (particularly for the women of the California shows, Beverly Hills and Orange County), they squeal with delight and marvel at whatever—literally whatever—the other is wearing, performing for the camera the audience can’t see. When these moments are spliced together, their noises and wide-eyed excitement at the sight of one another (whether real or a mask for their true feelings) resemble the sort of animal ritual that anthropologists will likely study one day, if they aren’t already.

Will the women of Potomac behave the same? We should feel comfortable saying yes. Yes they will. We are all one animal, after all.


Contact the author at dries@jezebel.com.

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500 Days of Kristin, Day 356: Kristin's Favorite Perfume

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500 Days of Kristin, Day 356: Kristin's Favorite Perfume

Kristin Cavallari’s debut book Balancing in Heels (formerly titled Balancing on Heels) will reportedly hit shelves sometime this year. Kristin says the tome will include “really just everything in my life.” Like the name of her favorite perfume, perhaps?

As it turns out, Kristin has already revealed that. In March 2014, she told E! News, “I’ve been wearing the same perfume since I was 16—Michael by Michael Kors.”

She repeated this claim to the blog The Fashion Spot a few months later. “I’ve been wearing the same perfume since I was 16—Michael by Michael Kors,” she said.

Will she still include this fact in the book? I wouldn’t rule it out.


This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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Does Obama Collect Amiibo Or What [UPDATE: Wait]

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Does Obama Collect Amiibo Or What [UPDATE: Wait]

This afternoon, U.S. president Barack Obama took interviews with a few YouTube celebrities, and hey wait a minute are those Amiibo?

Does Obama Collect Amiibo Or What [UPDATE: Wait]

Does Obama collect Amiibo? Which do you think is his favorite? Does he really have TWO Luigis?

UPDATE (4:37pm): Wait a minute. As our commenters have pointed out, these aren’t in fact Amiibo but are instead actually part of the old Super Mario mini-figure collection. OBAMA COLLECTS SUPER MARIO MINI-FIGURES.

You can reach the author of this post at jason@kotaku.com or on Twitter at @jasonschreier.


A Perceptive Headline About David Bowie

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A Perceptive Headline About David Bowie

Above is the headline accompanying Billboard magazine’s review of David Bowie’s Blackstar, which was released just days before he passed away from cancer. You can understand why the headline is different online but, honestly, they nailed it the first time.


Contact the author at jordan@gawker.com.

Feds Raided Another Chicago Home in Nude Celeb Hack Investigation, Still No Charges Pressed

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Feds Raided Another Chicago Home in Nude Celeb Hack Investigation, Still No Charges Pressed

In the summer of 2014, anonymous hackers flooded the internet with private nude photos of major (and minor) celebrities. Two years later, new details show the FBI thinks they identified Jennifer Lawrence’s hacker. But no one’s facing charges.

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Last year, Gawker reported that the FBI had raided the Chicago home of Emilio Herrera, alleging that he had breached thousands of private iCloud accounts including those that came to be known (painfully) as “The Fappening” or “Celebgate”:

Herrera’s alleged iCloud cracking went way beyond that narrow list of celebs: between May 31, 2013, and August 31, 2014, his IP address “was used to access approximately 572 unique iCloud accounts,” and “in total, the unique iCloud accounts were accessed 3,263 times.”

But court documents obtained by Gawker, including a search warrant and sworn affidavit, show that the FBI had another suspect in the breaches. In October of 2014, the FBI fingered Ed Majerczyk, another Chicago man with a similar laundry list of cloud-based invasions. Among his alleged social engineering exploits were sexual photos lifted from Jennifer Lawrence, who quickly became the face of The Fappening:

Feds Raided Another Chicago Home in Nude Celeb Hack Investigation, Still No Charges Pressed

(Although the celebrity victims are only identified by initials, J.L. appears to refer to Jennifer Lawrence, K.U. appears to refer to Kate Upton, and J.V. is almost certainly Upton’s boyfriend and Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander—celebrity boyfriends seem to have been just another ripe point of failure for personal digital security)

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The FBI says Majerczyk, through a series of bogus email accounts like “appleprivacysecurity@gmail.com,” created a phishing dragnet that duped very famous victims into providing him with their passwords through some pretty elementary tricks:

Feds Raided Another Chicago Home in Nude Celeb Hack Investigation, Still No Charges Pressed

The attacks appear to have used a combination of deceptive web domains and fake security warnings that were meant to appear as if they originated from Apple:

Feds Raided Another Chicago Home in Nude Celeb Hack Investigation, Still No Charges Pressed

In total, the FBI says Majerczyk accessed 330 unique iCloud accounts from his home a total of over 600 times. Once breached, it would’ve been simple for Majerczyk to download the entirety of a victim’s iPhone camera roll and share it on, say, 4chan. The leaks were stunning and titillating to onlookers, but took a particular toll on those whose naked pictures were actually being traded like baseball cards. The special agent’s report notes that Jennifer Lawrence was particularly anguished by the attacks:

Feds Raided Another Chicago Home in Nude Celeb Hack Investigation, Still No Charges Pressed

As in the case of the other guy accused of pilfering celebrity nudes via iCloud, large questions remain unanswered. Why would a prolific nude robber savvy enough to hijack celebrity accounts en masse not take simple precautions to protect his IP address? Even more puzzling: Why has this investigation gone completely quiet? An FBI spokesperson would not comment on whether either man is a suspect or person of interest, replying only that “it’s a pending investigation” and that they have “not been made aware of any public developments.” This is the same line I was read nearly a year ago—there have been no arrests associated with this case.

Even acquiring these court documents was more difficult than usual. The entire docket had at first been placed under seal indefinitely to give the FBI time to comb over seized computers and hard drives, which is routine. But they remained under seal, without explanation, only to be placed under “restricted access” and unavailable to anyone not inside the Northern District of Illinois courthouse. Only after a long exchange with the courthouse was I able to procure the court docket—and the investigation remains nearly as opaque as it was in 2014.

Ed Majerczyk could not be reached for comment, and an email sent to an address associated with his mother, with whom he resided at the time of the FBI search and who is also named in the affidavit, was not immediately returned.


Contact the author at biddle@gawker.com.
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Cops Finally Arrested One of the Oregon Militia Idiots

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Cops Finally Arrested One of the Oregon Militia Idiots

At long last, after spending two weeks begging for Miracle Whip and tampons in an Oregon wildlife refuge, one of the armed militia LARPers finally got arrested by local law enforcement. Not because he was illegally occupying a government building, mind you—but because he took one of the feds’ vehicles for a joyride to the local Safeway.

Apparently, 62-year-old Kenneth Medenbach was arrested while sitting in a federal vehicle (presumably taken from his newfound home at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge). From The Oregonian:

[Medenbach] was arrested in the Safeway parking lot in one vehicle bearing federal government license plates. A second federal vehicle was parked next to him, but the man police suspect of driving that into town already had gone into the grocery before police arrived.

Both vehicles — a pickup and a passenger van, bore door signs reading “Harney County Resource Center.” That’s the new name occupiers have given to the bird sanctuary they occupy, which is about 30 miles southeast of Burns.

This isn’t Medenbach’s first arrest; he was previous convicted for “illegally camping” in a national forest, where he apparently tried to “protect his forest campsite with fifty to a hundred pounds of the explosive ammonium sulfate, a pellet gun, and what appeared to be a hand grenade with trip wires.” So it’s only natural that he’s holed himself up in the Bundy’s latest crusade.

According to The Oregonian, news of the arrest “spread through the compound and some of the occupiers hopped in cars to head toward town when they heard.” For all our sakes, let’s hope they didn’t learn from their buddy’s mistake.

[h/t Talking Points Memo]


Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com. Image via Getty.

Iran Releases Washington Post Reporter and 3 Other Dual-Nationality Prisoners

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Iran Releases Washington Post Reporter and 3 Other Dual-Nationality Prisoners

According to the Associated Press, Iran has announced, via state television, the release of 4 Iranian-American prisoners. The semi-official Fars News Agency reports that Jason Rezaian, a reporter for the Washington Post, is among them.

In addition to Rezaian, Fars reports, Amir Hekmati (a former U.S. Marine and video game developer), Saeed Abedini, and a fourth American-Iranian have been released.

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“Based on an approval of the Supreme National Security Council (SNSC) and the general interests of the Islamic Republic, four Iranian prisoners with dual-nationality were freed today within the framework of a prisoner swap deal,” the Tehran prosecutor said in a statement.

As part of the deal, according Fars, the United States will free six Iranian-Americans being held for charges related to sanctions placed on Iran.

Those sanctions are due to be lifted today, once the United Nations nuclear agency declares that Iran has complied with agreements—part of the deal brokered between Secretary of State John Kerry and Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif last year—to scale back its nuclear program.

Update – 1:15 pm

Bother American and Iranian officials have confirmed Rexaian’s release to the Washington Post. Separate from the exchange, Iran will also release a fifth American, Matthew Trevithick, a student detain in Tehran some months ago.

More from the Post:

Not included in the deal was Siamak Namazi, a Dubai-based oil company executive who had promoted closer U.S.-Iranian ties, Iranian officials said. He was arrested in October while visiting a friend in Tehran. In addition, the fate of former FBI agent Robert Levinson, who disappeared in March 2007 during a visit to Iran’s Kish Island, remains unknown.

Namazi remains incarcerated because “his charges are financial, and not political,” Fars said.

Asked about Namazi and Levinson, U.S. officials in Vienna said that talks were continuing on their fate.

“Iran has also committed to continue cooperating with the United States to determine the whereabouts of Robert Levinson,” a U.S. official in Washington said.


Photo via AP Images. Contact the author of this post: brendan.oconnor@gawker.com.

Meet Tyra Patterson, a Young Black Woman Serving Time for a Murder She Didn't Commit 

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Meet Tyra Patterson, a Young Black Woman Serving Time for a Murder She Didn't Commit 

In 1994, Tyra Patterson—then 19—was involved in the assault and robbery of a of a group of young women that left one of them—15-year-old Michelle Lai—dead from a gunshot wound to the head. It is known beyond doubt that Patterson did not pull the trigger, but her participation prior to Lai’s death remains unclear.

Patterson is currently serving a life sentence for murder and robbery at the Dayton correctional institution in Dayton, Ohio. (In Ohio, participating in a robbery that leads to someone’s murder leaves you liable for the murder.) She’s been in prison for over two decades and throughout that time, she has maintained her innocence—not only of any involvement in Lai’s death, but of participating in the robbery itself. The key evidence that convicted her—a videotaped confession in which Patterson admits to pulling a necklace off one of the victims—was, according to her, coerced. She also maintains that her trial was unfair: Her assigned lawyers were not prepared, evidence was left out, and she was never called to testify in front of a jury because she spoke “too hood.”

Yesterday, The Guardian launched a series of investigatory articles on Patterson’s case. Now two parts in, much remains a murky “he said-she said,” but what’s emerged as crystal clear are the deep flaws within the U.S. criminal justice system, an entity that exists less to carry out justice and more to incarcerate as many people as possible. (Bonus points if the convict happens to be a poor, illiterate black girl from a bad neighborhood.)

“For six months the Guardian has been exploring Patterson’s life story, tracking her journey from elementary school dropout in poverty-stricken Dayton, Ohio, to a life sentence in the city’s female prison,” writes the Guardian’s Ed Pilkington. “The story that emerges is one woman’s struggle to have her claim of innocence heard within a system resistant to listening anymore.”

The Guardian’s report begins on the night On September 20, 1994. Patterson was out late with a friend when they happened to run into some vague acquaintances. Among them was LaShawna Keeney.

Pilkington writes:

One of the five, 21-year-old LaShawna Keeney, was “acting crazy,” Patterson would later say. Keeney had a black .22 caliber gun, which she proceeded to wave about​ in her green Chevrolet Caprice. Patterson recalled in a videotaped confession filmed by police later that day – which we’ll examine in chapter two ​– that the older girl was “talking big shit”, saying things like “I don’t give a fuck about nothin’”.

Sometime after 2am, as Patterson and Stidham were on their way home, the group came across a separate bunch of five young people: white girls from a different part of the city, including two sisters, Michelle and Holly Lai. They were sitting in another car, a grey Chevy Chevette, in a lot down the alleyway just a few hundred feet from the Pattersons’ place. This second group had been driving around the area “rogueing” – that is, looking for stuff to steal from garages.

The two groups’ encounter led to an altercation in which the Chevy Chevette was blocked in the ally and Keeney—along with her then-boyfriend Joe Letts and friends Kellie Johnson and Angie Thuman—robbed the girls and shot Michelle Lai in the head.

To this day, Tyra Patterson maintains that she did not participate in the violence and only tried to help deescalate the situation. When that failed, she left the scene of the crime and committed what she says is the biggest mistake of her life. She picked up a necklace that had fallen to the ground (the necklace belonged to one of the victims). She then ran home and called 911.

It was that necklace—along with differing accounts from the girls within the car and a confession that Patterson says was forced—that would lead to her conviction of aggravated murder. Her 911 call was never played for the jury.

Now 40, Patterson continues to fight for her release from prison:

“It’s been hard knowing that for the past 19 years I’ve been labeled as a murderer or a robber, even though I tried to help and that was ignored,” she said. “It’s been sad because for every day, for the rest of my life and since then, I will always remember Holly Lai screaming out to me. I wish I could have done more, but I did what I could.”

Then Patterson said: “That night I was trying to help, I wasn’t trying to hurt anyone. I hurt myself.”

LaShawna Keeney and Kellie Johnson both state that Patterson’s version of events—that she tried to stop the violence and left when she couldn’t—is correct. One victim states that Patterson punched her in the face and took her necklace. Another victim in the car said Patterson was not involved. Prosecutors maintain that Patterson is guilty.

Patterson—in a major miscarriage of justice—was sentenced to more time than any of the people who pled guilty to being involved in the crime. Keeney confessed to shooting Lai and was given 30 years to life. Patterson said she was innocent and was given 43 to life. (The 43 was later reduced to 16. Letts was also given 43 to life, but had the charges cleared in 2007.) Thuman, the lone white defendant, was given 26 to life.

Patterson’s exaggerated sentencing is, according to the Guardian, “known in the criminal justice system as a ‘trial tax’ or ‘trial penalty.’”

David Singleton, a lawyer for the woman on the other end of a bad deal, puts this all-too-common prisoner’s dilemma down to one uniquely American problem: “Tyra Patterson was punished for asserting her innocence.”

Also:

In 1980, nearly 20% of all criminal convictions in US district courts were decided through jury or bench trial. These courts handle federal cases, including violent crimes, drugs, immigration and other offenses.

By 2014, that number fell to just 2.4%. The other 97.6% of convictions were reached through a guilty plea.

In other words, Patterson was punished for requiring the court to do exactly what they are in place for. The trial didn’t serve her and, in many ways, hurt her more. Her lawyers were unable to do their jobs and when she asked for new ones, the request was denied. “You have two very good lawyers,” said Judge Barbara Gorman. “There’s no reason why they cannot represent you in this case.”

Those two lawyers—Carl Goraleski and Glen Dewar—both now admit that the system failed Patterson. “I didn’t even know until recently that she couldn’t read,” Goraleski told the Guardian. “That was never communicated to me.”

As for Dewar:

Throughout his dealings with Patterson over those 13 months, Dewar said, she consistently and without deviation told him she was innocent. But he didn’t know enough then about the possibility of coercion: “I resisted the thought that she could have made a false confession, because it was beyond what I knew and I had no idea how to deal with it.”

The Guardian will release Part III of the Tyra Patterson series in the near future. In the meantime, please read Part I and II of this true life story that is nothing short of tragic and shameful.


Contact the author at madeleine@jezebel.com.

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