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Saying 'Bomb' Gets Man with Tourette Syndrome Kicked Off Flight

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Michael Doyle and his friend Chaz Petteway had been planning last week's trip to Puerto Rico for two years.

"It was a really big deal for us. It was going to be fun. A very fun time," said Doyle of the Revolutionary War reenactment they were planing to participate in.

But the 19-year-old was prevented from boarding his Jet Blue flight from Reagan National Airport because he unintentionally said the word "bomb" several times.

"With all the stuff in the news about the Boston bombings and stuff... I started ticking 'bomb,'" said Doyle, who suffers from Tourette Syndrome. "[W]hen I get nervous and anything on my mind will come out. And things you're not supposed to say."

Oddly enough, it wasn't the TSA that had a problem with Doyle — he passed through security without incident — but rather the Jet Blue pilot who banned him from boarding the plane.

In a statement, Jet Blue said Doyle"was deemed a safety concern by the pilot in command after using the word 'bomb.'"

An "investigation" by officials revealed that the situation was "innocuous," but Doyle and Petteway had already missed their flight, and their weekend plans were completely ruined.

Doyle says the free round-trip ticket Jet Blue gave him "doesn't make up for the embarrassment or the fact that we missed something that we'd been planning for two years."

And the airline was unable to guarantee that Doyle wouldn't face similar harassment the next time around.

"I mean this has happened multiple times in my life," he said. "And it just, it hurts."

[H/T: Arbroath, screengrab via MyFoxDC]


Teen Mom Sells Sex Tape for Nearly $1 Million

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After weeks of negotiating with her daughter and dad by her side, former teen, current mom Farrah Abraham has finally unloaded her "sex tape" on Vivid for a reported "high six figures."

Billed as a sex tape, but in actuality a professionally polished porn starring cum-queenmaker James Deen, the film will be titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom according to TMZ.

The gossip site says Abraham "settled" for nearly a million dollars after initially "demanding" $2 million.

She also claimed she didn't even want to sell the tape, but rather sought to "immortalize her smokin' hot 21-year-old body" for posterity.

In the run-up to the sign-off, Abraham also managed to insult Deen's dick size, and insisted that "If my ex-boyfriend Derek were alive, I would've rather it had been him with me."

Us Magazine says their sources are claiming that Abraham planned to sell the tape all along since "she's desperate to revive her career after Teen Mom's September 2012 finale failed to lead to a new reality show."

The 21-year-old will also need some bail money for a DUI she famously confessed to in an infamous blog post.

[photos via WENN, Twitter]

Look At These Fucking Political/Conceptual/Imaginational Dancers

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Everyone's favorite privilege-acknowledging electro Swedes the Knife kicked off their tour in support of their Shaking the Habitual album this weekend in Bremen, Germany. The show opened with what the band called an "Absurdist Aerobics class taught by a master-teacher-guru-shaman-dictator-aerobics instructor-new age workshop leader, Tarek Halaby." It looks like the "Corky St. Clair Realness" category at a drag ball with flashes of Kate Bush taking her dancing very seriously and Björk convulsing with contemplation.

Here's the band's extended explanation of whatever is going on in that video above:

Participatory/interactive absurdist warm up for anybody who wants it.
Death Electro Emo Protest Aerobics… DEEP AEROBICS

DEEP AEROBICS is a workout form invented and shamelessly disseminated by Miguel Gutierrez, who hopes to soon destroy the technique, because it’s just too hard to teach, and really the world is going to hell in a hand basket anyway. It is the communal/political/conceptual/imaginational workout experience you always wanted but never could embarrass yourself enough to find or do in public. It is for anyone who has ever had any interest in combining the joie de vivre that is the vigorous bouncing of one’s anatomical/spiritual/energetic molecules with the existential absurdity that is living in a world/country/economic system of injustice, war-mongering, and cultural ineptitude. Oh wait, that’s you. If you feel like it: come in your own crazy aerobics costume, whatever that means to you. Taste the sweat.

ps. Take one class and you are instantly a certified master teacher of the form. No yearly dues, fees, reports. Just give credit to Miguel Gutierrez.

It is refreshing that a high-minded band that is generally considered hip is interested in the aesthetics of stupidity and willing to be conduits of public embarrassment. At the same time, this is really fucking embarrassing.

[via Spin]

The Weather Channel Is Torturing Its Interns with Twitter

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"Man, this unpaid internship sucks," you might say to yourself, "but at least I'm not stuck in a tornado." Tough nuts for these 'terns (click the video above), who are caught in a diabolical attempt at viral marketing: the more you tweet about The Weather Channel, the more violent winds will blow in their faces.

The sadistic ad campaign is simple: entice people to tweet about "Tornado Week" (The Weather Channel's take on shark week, only devoted to wind patterns that kill people), with each tweet powering up fans pointed at two hapless interns. Right now it's blowing at 75 mph. The interns are trying desperately to draw notes on pieces of paper whipping in their faces. What do they say? The wind is blowing so hard that it's difficult to tell. Perhaps some sort of SOS letter, or a rough draft of a cover letter to secure a better internship next year.

Twitter's communication team is all-in, though, encouraging us to join in:

If these two brave brands are able to hit "1,000,000 mentions," TWC "will turn up the wind for a full blown EF-5 tornado inside the Weather Channel offices!" Those are wind speeds high enough to level an entire town, so best of luck to these two kids. [The Weather Channel]

Ryan Lochte's Best Dumb Things of the Week: Jumping Banana Edition

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Just as he did last week, Ryan Lochte said some really dumb things on this week's episode of his reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

Highlights of this week's Lochteisms included a tutorial on his catchphrase "Jeah!" (this included his directive to put that "emphatence" on the J), a heart- (-and-speedo-) warming story about him peeing himself on a diving platform, his wondering aloud if he can tie a tie like his sneakers and the revelation that he has a dancing banana in his head, which explains a lot.

This show is still the best.

Here Is How a Four-Star General Hammers a Petty Congressman

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Duncan Hunter is a Republican California congressman. He's a congressman because his daddy was a congressman. Raymond Odierno is the highest-ranking general in the Army. He is an Army general because he's proven good at killing people. Sometimes those people are the enemy. Last Thursday, on CSPAN, Duncan Hunter became the enemy.

The two were thrown together at a House Armed Services Committee Hearing last week, in which the congressman was assailing a big-ticket Army information-sharing system, and the general was defending it. Hunter styles himself as a tea party conservative who hates pork spending. But Hunter's district is mostly in San Diego county, which relies on the Navy's and Marine Corps' massive economic footprint. Hunter likes Navy pork. Which means he has to cut from somewhere else, like the Army.

It was a pretty empty hearing, performed mostly for the cameras, and after Hunter had done his part—pontificating for three minutes—he got up to leave without waiting for a response from Odierno or Army Secretary John McHugh. "May we respond? I think I heard a question," McHugh asked. "Well, I don't want to respond if the gentleman's going to leave. Would you care to hear a brief response?"

Hunter grudgingly sat back down, and somehow that led to Odierno playing Disappointed Deep-Voiced Father With a Leafblower to Shove Up Your Ass, tearing Hunter (who is a reserve Army captain) a very large one—fireworks at 3:30:

ODIERNO: First off, I object to this. I'm tired of somebody telling me I don't care about our soldiers, that we don't respond... We've been going back and forth on this for months. And I'm tired of the anecdotal evidence—

HUNTER: You have—

ODIERNO: —No, hold on a sec. Let me answer—

HUNTER: You have a very powerful personality, but that doesn't refute the facts that you have gaps in the capability—

ODIERNO:—We have more capability today in intelligence than we've ever had...

HUNTER: If you don't let me say anything then we can't have a conversation.

ODIERNO: Well, you weren't gonna let us say anything.

HUNTER: Well... you're right. But I have that prerogative when I'm sitting up here—

ODIERNO: —Well I have a prerogative too, and that's to answer a question or an accusation when it's made.

Perhaps the most interesting part of this altercation is that Rep. Buck McKeon, the House Armed Services chairman and Hunter's fellow California Republican, didn't stop it. He didn't bang a gavel or call for decorum; he let his fellow caucus member take it in the kisser. One might even get the impression that the veteran McKeon doesn't care much for his young colleague. "I'm aware of this... problem that we've had," McKeon said on-camera to Hunter after the tussle, with a huge smile. "And I wanted to let the general respond." [Military Times]

That Horrible Tumblr Memo Was Actually a Fired Editor's Secret Revenge

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Tumblr founder David Karp's abrupt farewell to his Storyboard team earlier this month was so disingenuous, so thick with noxious doublespeak, that it hardly seemed real. That's because it wasn't: Storyboard's ousted leader ghost-wrote the news of his own firing because Karp wouldn't (or couldn't) do it. What's sweeter than making a fool of your boss on the way out?

Press and tech spectators were a combination of grossed out and agog: how could a memo heap so much praise on a group of people getting shitcanned? How could Tumblr say it "couldn’t be happier with our team’s effort," and then fire that entire team? It was classless and bizarre, even by startup standards. BusinessWeek called the announcement "sugary knifework," and it inspired a fantastic sendup at The New Yorker (not known for its tech satire), solidifying Karp's farcical memo as a bonafide meme.

It made you wonder, why would Tumblr write something so obviously ill-advised? The truth is wonderful: Chris Mohney, former Editor-in-Chief of Storyboard, wrote the memo for David Karp. He penned the news of his own demise, making the company that just fired him look clueless and clumsy.

"We insisted there be a staff blog post about our departure before the news leaked," explains Mohney, "to make it clear that whatever the reasons for shutting us down, the quality of the work itself was not in question." Fair enough—Storyboard was a promising attempt to scrape off the thick crust of anorexia porn and porn-porn from Tumblr, exposing the good stuff below.

But Mohney got way more than he asked for:

They asked me to draft the copy, and I was happy to oblige. Since we weren't told any more about the rationale for the shuttering than has been publicly acknowleded, that's how I wrote it. David made some very light edits and posted, and it was received about as well as might be expected.

Emphasis added. When I asked whose idea it was to circumvent the founder of Tumblr in order to announce Tumblr news, Mohney demurred, stating only that it "wasn't the board." If this is true, perhaps a prominent investor (and board member) like Roelof Botha, or former AOL exec and Tumblr puppeteer Jon Miller, might've asked Mohney in private. Or maybe Mohney is the one who really asked, sensing a delicious way to tie Tumblr's shoes together before he departed. Either way, there was a high-level consensus that Karp wasn't capable of writing his brief own blog post—a consensus that Mohney exploited on his way out to secure perhaps the greatest, most poetic exit fuck-you in Internet history.

Backpack With Message "USA Bomb" Left At Muslim Residence

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Nimer Ead is a 55-year-old design engineer who resides in Woonsocket, Rhode Island. He also happens to be Muslim. This past Saturday, a neighbor noticed a strange backpack in the yard outside the three-family building where Ead shares a first-floor apartment with his family and called the police. State bomb investigators responded, discovering a black-and-tan backpack that had no explosives or dangerous contents, but included the ambiguously ominous phrase, "USA Bomb."

The Council on American-Islamic Relations is asking authorities to investigate the message as a hate crime.

In the aftermath of the Boston bombing, there have been a handful of small-scale retaliations against the Muslim community. On the day of Marathon, a stranger shoved a second-year Northeastern student speaking Arabic on the Boston subway so hard she fell to the ground. Two days later, an angry man punched a Muslim woman on the shoulder in Malden, Massachusetts and called her a "terrorist," as she was pushing her nine-month-old daughter. This past weekend, vandals tagged an Oklahoma mosque with obscenities.

"There's definitely this odd balance of hate and compassion right now," 22-year-old Anum Hussain, regional director of Muslim Inter-Scholastic Tournament, told us last week. "There's the compassion that's coming from our leaders and people who are prominent in the communities," she explained. "But there's another group of people who don't feel that way. And it's scary."

[Providence Journal]

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Everything Amanda Knox Has Been Called in UK And US Tabloids

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Amanda Knox, the American student convicted of murdering her roommate while studying in Italy, is back on television. Amanda Knox, who was exonerated of the charges, has an anticipated tell-all memoir coming out. Amanda Knox, tabloid obsession, is being tried again for murder in Italy. Amanda Knox has a lot of nick-names:

There it was—the international media and the Italian justice system at their most imaginative, superstitious, possibly misogynistic, orgy-loving, sensationalistic best. Amanda Knox tells her version of events in an exclusive interview with Diane Sawyer and in her book Waiting to Be Heard, both out tomorrow.

[image via AP]

Craigslist Ad for Assistant Hilariously Proves Need for Assistant [UPDATE]

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Here is a screen capture of a real help wanted ad for an administrative assistant posted on New York City Craigslist by Sotheby's. The ad has been fixed now, presumably not by its original poster (click on the magnifying glass at the bottom to enlarge)

Update: it's fake. A Sotheby's spokeswoman emails:

We can confirm that it is not a Sotheby’s job posting. We don’t hire for a position of that title, and we don’t use Craigslist as a recruiting tool.

We have also checked with our colleagues at Sotheby’s International Realty and they confirmed it wasn’t them either. Our guess is that this is some kind of a hoax.

Sigh. Still, here's the hoax, which is a good one:

[via Brandon Hays/Animal New York]

Is David Petraeus About to Join KKR?

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The David Petraeus comeback tour may lead the disgraced former general through the cleansing fires of high finance, where your alleged sins can be washed away with a few stellar exits. He has been making the rounds at a number of New York-based venture capital and private equity firms and one very knowledgeable source said Petraeus is slated to announce a relationship shortly.

The source wouldn't name the firm, but someone familiar with the deal pointed us toward the private equity sector and KKR & Co in particular. Petraeus has also spoken with the Carlyle Group.

The New York connection would make sense considering Petraeus recently signed on as a visiting professor at the City University of New York, the safety academic title to his dashed dream of becoming president of Princeton University.

Sources speculated that Petraeus might have considered Silicon Valley powerhouses like Andreessen Horowitz, which counts former Treasury secretary Larry Summers as a special startup adviser, or Kleiner Perkins, where Al Gore serves as venture partner and Colin Powell as a strategic advisor. But we hear it's neither of those firms.

A week after Petraeus was caught all in to his biographer, peHUB predicted just such a scenario under the headline "Hey Washington, We'll Take Petraeus":

Maybe the CIA’s loss will be the investment world’s gain. The Carlyle Group — which has never shied from high-profile hires — could surely benefit from bringing on board someone with Petraeus’ leadership skills and star power. As the Boston Globe discovered in a 2008 investigation into three- and four-star generals who join the private sector upon retirement: “When a general-turned-businessman arrives at the Pentagon, he is often treated with extraordinary deference — as if still in uniform — which can greatly increase his effectiveness as a rainmaker for industry.”

The rumor mill is still churning on his turn toward the business world, however. One defense startup whose name came up with sources as a landing spot for Petraeus, and was also mentioned in the peHUB article, is Palantir, a well-funded company that employs the kind of obfuscating lingo a spook can appreciate. (Last year Petraeus requested a meeting with the CEO and both the company and military leader have some experience with embarrassing email revelations):

We build software that allows organizations to make sense of massive amounts of disparate data. We solve the technical problems, so they can solve the human ones. Combating terrorism. Prosecuting crimes. Fighting fraud. Eliminating waste. From Silicon Valley to your doorstep, we deploy our data fusion platforms against the hardest problems we can find, wherever we are needed most.

We've reached out to KKR, the Carlyle Group, and Palantir and will update the post when we hear back.

Update: A source mentioned that Petraeus has a book deal in the works that may keep him occupied. Earlier this week, Buzzfeed reported that Petraeus was "working with the ubiquitous Beltway fixer Bob Barnett, though he has no book project or paid speaking tour in the works."

Update 2: Bloomberg is now reporting "talks" between Petraeus and KKR.

To contact the author, please email nitasha@gawker.com.

Meteorologist Can't Stop Hiccuping During Live Weather Report

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Just under the wire for April, but a bit too late to make this month's news blooper reel, KHOU 11 Chief Meteorologist David Paul recently faced one of the worst case scenarios for any on-air news person outside of uttering the words "fucking shit" during the first two seconds of your very first newscast.

Paul was about to deliver the News at 5 weather report when he suddenly came down with a serious case of the hiccups.

Professional prognosticator that he is, Paul refused to let a little involuntary contraction of the diaphragm get in the way of his green screen pointing and weather clicker clicking, and proceeded to do nearly three full minutes of forecasting, hiccuping all the way.

They don't give out medals for this sort of bravery, but if they did, that would be incredibly stupid.

[screengrab via KHOU]

President Obama on Jason Collins: He Can Definitely 'Bang With Shaq'

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After a press conference this morning, assembled to address the crisis in Syria, the status of the federal budget cuts and the continuing Boston bomber investigation, President Obama returned to the podium to answer an encore question about Jason Collins coming out. A fan of both basketball and the gays, the president responded:

For an individual who has excelled at the highest level to go ahead and say "This is who I am. I'm proud of it. I'm still a great competitor. I'm still seven-foot tall and can bang with Shaq. And, uh, you know, deliver a hard foul.

Well said, Mr. President.

Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Caught By Dash Cam In This Horrifying Video

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A Boeing 747 cargo plane crashed just after takeoff from Bagram Air Force Base in Afghanistan yesterday. There were eight crew members on board, and none of them survived. The entire crash was captured on the dash cam of an approaching vehicle. This is terrifying.

It sounds like a shifting cargo load in the civilian-operated plane may have caused it to stall during takeoff. Seeing a plane basically stopped in mid-air for a few brief seconds is an almost surreal experience. It actually looks like the film is frozen.

Once the forward momentum of the plane is gone, it literally just falls out of the sky and explodes when it hits the ground. The people on board had no chance.

Unbelievable.

This Insane Footage of a Botched Fuel Heist Will Make You Gasp

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Two petrol thieves remain at large in Australia after a gas station CCTV camera caught them fleeing the scene of a severely botched fuel heist.

The dramatic incident took place at a Caltex station in Mount Warren Park near Brisbane last week.

Surveillance video shows a woman in a short pink top gassing up a red hatchback, while her male accomplice waits inside the car.

A station employee, having grown suspicious of the couple, walks over to the car to check its registration plates.

Freaking out, likely over the plates having been stolen as well, the driver suddenly takes off with the nozzle still attached to the car, causing his partner to be flung several feet in the air before hitting the ground hard.

The abrupt motion also caused the hose to disconnect from the pump, which was still dispensing fuel at the time.

According to a local police inspector, so-called "petrol drive-offs" are a "huge problem" in the area, with the same Caltex station seeing up to $90 (US$93) worth of fuel stolen every time.

"It does cost us a hell of a lot of money," said owner Shane Jacobson, who believes a policy of pre-payment will probably be instituted soon.

[H/T: Arbroath, video via Quest News]


Eloise Illustrator Having an Estate Sale; Here's What Eloise Would Buy

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Eloise illustrator Hilary Knight is having an estate sale. Though Eloise is eternally a precocious six-year-old living atop the Plaza Hotel, she has superb taste, naturally. She is cultured and well-traveled. She has been to Paris and Moscow and the Bawth. She has an uncanny skill of naming pets. She loves dressing up. Oooh how Eloise would have loved this collection.

Here are some of the things from Knight's estate sale that Eloise would simply have adored, darling:

  • First things first, she would want this drawing of herself skittering up to the Plaza steps with her pet dog Weenie and her small turtle Skipperdee draggling behind. $4099.
  • Eloise was dressed by Yves when she visited Paris and she absolutely adores him. She would love to use this oversized silken Yves Saint-Laurent scarf—perhaps as a window curtain to a fort. Also it's decorated with nude figures—and Eloise loved the bawth. $979.
  • Eloise probably would not have liked Elizabeth Taylor. But she would have liked an illustrated book by Elizabeth Taylor entitled Nibbles and Me about Elizabeth's mischievous pet chipmunk named Nibbles. Eloise might have suggested a more creative name like Scruffledoo $122.
  • Eloise had prodigious skills regarding playing with her food. This set of nine Fornasetti plates features faces made of root vegetables and other greenery. It would inspire her. $2599.
  • Eloise did not like taking her medicine. She would buy this to smash it upon the ground and skedaddle out of there before Nanny was any the wiser. $179.
  • Something called Sugar Babies! Eloise would show up just to steal the show away from Mickey Rooney. $779.
  • Oooo Eloise would absolutely go bonkers for these six figural knife rests. She would give the dog one to Weenie and then abandon the other ones on people's room-service trays. $279.
  • Oh darling—Eloise loves Kay Thompson and Richard Avedon, who took a this portrait of Kay as well as Eloise's passport photo when she visited Paris. $1279.
  • This is a fancy purse with gold on it! Eloise would buy this and then keep her turtle, Skipperdee, inside when he was tired. $99.
  • Do you know what Eloise adored the most? Eloise! And here she is, all 41 of her personalities. $1025.

It adds up to $11,428. Charge it please!

(Oh by the way, Knight clears up that Eloise does not currently reside in Brooklyn. When asked where Eloise would currently live, he answered: "Eloise lives in the era she was born in—1955. She lives at the Plaza still. In her mind it is still 1955.")

[One Kings Lane]

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Mark Zuckerberg's Self-Serving Immigration Crusade

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Having solved the problem of people not wasting enough time on the internet, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is now tackling his first real-world political cause: immigration reform. With a slick new non-profit group funded by tech millionaires, Zuckerberg is rallying Silicon Valley's elite into a political force they hope might one day rival Wall Street. Zuckerberg's political moves are of a piece with his career as a tech mogul: hugely ambitious, painfully awkward, entirely self-interested, and surprisingly successful. And he's just getting started.

Earlier this month, Zuckerberg unveiled the vehicle of his political will: FWD.us, a bipartisan, non-profit political advocacy group that sounds like an iPhone app. FWD.us has attracted big names from both politics and technology, including former Clinton White House press secretary Joe Lockhart, Romney adviser Dan Senor, LinkedIn CEO Reid Hoffman, and Google chairman Eric Schmidt. The group hopes to raise $50 million to fund its lobbying for the passage of comprehensive immigration reform, which is currently making its way through Congress.

Why immigration? We need those smart foreign brains: In a Washington Post op-ed announcing FWD.us, Zuckerberg wrote that "in a knowledge economy, the most important resources are the talented people we educate and attract to our country." To that end, FWD.us says on its website it aims to "establish a streamlined process for admitting future workers" and increase the number of H-1B visas that let companies hire high-skilled foreign workers to "continue to promote innovation and meet our workforce needs."

The implicit argument behind FWD.us is that the U.S. doesn't have enough high-skilled domestic workers to meet tech companies' needs. This is a myth, and Zuckerberg and FWD.us are just the latest tech players to promote it. In fact there is no shortage of domestic IT workers, as shown in a new study from the Economic Policy Institute. While there is an unusually low unemployment rate among American tech workers (3%), they haven't enjoyed the large salary increases that would signal a shortage. There is also little evidence that the foreign workers tech companies hire are any better than Americans. The real reason tech companies want to hire more high-skilled immigrants is that they can pay them less than Americans, since immigrants are in a more economically precarious position. More than 80 percent of workers hired under the H-1B program are paid less than their American counterparts, according to the EPI. This kind of outsourcing benefits tech companies while hurting domestic tech workers.

The self-serving motives behind Zuckerberg's immigration reform push can be seen clearly in Facebook's corporate lobbying efforts. As FWD.us promotes high-minded ideals of openness and opportunity, Facebook's lobbying firms have been doing the dirty work of making sure immigration reform means they can freely hire high-skilled immigrants for less money than their American counterparts. Specifically, Facebook has been trying to insert language into the Senate immigration bill to eliminate a requirement that American companies make a "good faith" effort to hire Americans before looking abroad, according to the Washington Post. And Facebook wants to axe rules that would require companies to pay these foreign workers more. Facebook isn't just a fan of outsourcing its high-skilled jobs: Last year we reported that much of Facebook's dirty and unpleasant content moderation was done by outsourced third-world workers making as little as $1 an hour.

Jeff Chester, executive director of the Center for Digital Democracy told the Post, "The real goal is to put Zuckerberg and Facebook front and center with the Washington elite … to better extinguish a growing call to regulate how his company does business.”

So FWD.us is just another case of a savvy businessman wielding political clout for his financial benefit. But how FWD.us and Zuckerberg have done this is worth considering as a model of tech industry political activism to come. FWD.us demonstrates a bizarre wedding of Silicon Valley idealism with the tepid realities of interest politics. The two worlds collided last week when news stories went viral revealing that the group had funded ads trashing Obama and praising oil drilling in the Arctic. One ad supporting South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsay Graham slammed Obamacare and the president's "wasteful stimulus spending." The liberal blogosphere was shocked: The same Mark Zuckerberg who once feted Obama in Silicon Valley and counts Corey Booker as a bff now sounded like a long lost Koch Brother.

While the ad was funded by Zuckerberg's group, it didn't represent a right-wing turn for the politically ambiguous mogul. It was a tactical strike in his immigration reform campaign. The ad was made by a subsidiary group of FWD.us called Americans For a Conservative Direction. Lindsay Graham is one of the few Republican supporters of the Senate immigration reform bill, and the ad is meant to bolster Graham's conservative bona fides so he can push the largely Democrat-backed immigration bill without seeming like a softy. If that means bad-mouthing Obama, so be it.

After the ad went viral, FWD.us tried to placate angry liberals by pointing out that the group had also created a left-leaning organization, the Council for American Job Growth, to support liberal immigration reform backers. A FWD.us spokesperson told ThinkProgress that "maintaining two separate entities… to support elected officials across the political spectrum—separately—means that we can more effectively communicate with targeted audience of their constituents." This is politics, Facebook-style: pandering as personalized as your Facebook Newsfeed! It's also about as craven as Washington gets. Even the Koch brothers lacked the devious ingenuity to back two competing teams, as BuzzFeed's Ben Smith pointed out on Twitter. They only disingenuously funded the Tea Party.

The ad fracas was not even the weirdest moment in FWD.us' brief history. Days before it launched, Politico obtained an enthusiastically creepy memo FWD.us president Joe Green sent to potential supporters that sounded like a dispatch from North Korea's propaganda ministry. While the bloviating of the tech elite sounds just a bit ridiculous in blog posts by venture capitalists pumping a new mobile payment service, it takes a more sinister tone when applied to politics.

Green's memo boasted that "technology executives would use their companies to 'control the avenues of distribution' for a political message in support of their efforts," according to Politico. In case the implications of that statement were unclear, the memo also listed three reasons why the tech industry can become "one of the most powerful voices" in politics:

1: We control massive distribution channels, both as companies and individuals. We saw the tip of the iceberg with SOPA/PIPA.

2: Our voice carries a lot of weight because we are broadly popular with Americans.

3. We have individuals with a lot of money. If deployed properly this can have huge influence in the current campaign finance environment.

We control massive distribution channels is something that would issue from a Facebook lackey's mouth in the most conspiracy-addled daydream of an infowars.com power-user. And yet here is Green, Mark Zuckerberg's old Harvard roommate, essentially promoting technology-enabled subliminal messaging in a confidential memo to the tech elite.

Green said in a statement that his language was "poorly chosen" and gave "a misimpression of the views and aspirations of this organization and those associated with." But he made a very similar pitch Monday in a paid promotional presentation to the assembled geeks and entrepreneurs of the TechCrunch Distrupt conference in New York City:

"This is one of those urgent policy problems that demonstrates how broken Washington D.C. is," he said, "and where we can apply our patented tech community innovation skills."

This framing is important because as tech companies become bigger political players they're likely going to adopt a similar message. Last year, the tech industry spent $132.5 million on lobbying efforts, "placing them among the top lobbying sectors in the Capitol," according to the Washington Post. Many of these companies are taking the same route as Zuckerberg, creating non-profit "stealth PACS" that allow them to wield political influence in the name of some social good without disclosing their donors.

For all its foibles, FWD.us is unique in how it rallies Silicon Valley as a community, flattering geeks' overblown sense of power while attempting to make that power a reality. Its true innovation is recasting the mundane political work of lobbying for laws that favor corporations as an exciting social movement to "fix" Washington with innovative new political tools. Joe Green, president of FWD.us, is also an organizer of the March for Innovation, "a virtual march on Washington… to push for smart, comprehensive immigration reform to attract and keep the best and brightest to fuel innovation." In other words—you, too, can sign up for an email list to tell Congress you want less restrictions on tech companies' quest to maximize profits! It's the Kony2012 of cyberlibertarianism.

The tech writer Evgeny Morozov has diagnosed the impetus of Silicon Valley to "fix" complex problems like immigration through technology as solutionism, "an intellectual pathology that recognizes problems as problems based on just one criterion: whether they are 'solvable' with a nice and clean technological solution at our disposal." Morozov warns such a mindset leads to simplistic solutions that can do more harm than good. Such is the case with Zuckerberg and his tech pals' immigration reform efforts. Their favored solution to the problem of immigration is lifting restrictions that prevent them from hiring more lower-paid foreign workers. No amount of innovation should mask this very old fashioned desire.

Son Celebrates Birthday by Paying Off His Mother's Mortgage

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Just in time for Mother's Day, here's a video to remind you that it doesn't matter what you get your mother, because you'll always be second fiddle to the guy who paid off his mom's mortgage.

YouTuber iProjectAtlas is a Canadian man of Ethiopian descent who decided to celebrate his birthday by "celebrating the woman who gave me life."

Despite earning only 30k a year at the time, he managed to set some money aside each month until he reached his goal: Saving enough to pay off his mother's mortgage.

Then, on his special day, he set up a camera and handed the check over to his mom.

Like I said, Mother's Day is canceled.

[H/T: Most Watched Today via Reddit]

Egyptian-American journalist Mona Eltahawy says that the N.

Publisher Sells Pulitzer-Winning Paper's Headquarters To Be Mean

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Life as a newspaper journalist is a crushing series of indignities ending only with your final layoff from the last print newsroom within a hundred miles of your (foreclosed) condo. For California's Pulitzer-winning daily the Press-Enterprise, today's comically tragic news is that the paper's headquarters is being sold off for $30 million, with the remaining employees destined to be shuffled over to some leased office space in Riverside.

There are two notable structures in Riverside: the Press-Enterprise building and the Mission Inn, a Moroccan-Spanish Colonial Revival monstrosity where Richard Nixon married his beloved Pat. The P-E building is not architecturally notable, it's just one of the few tallish buildings in the Inland Empire and it's got big words on the top of it. Plus, it's across the block from the main government building in Riverside, the U.S. bankruptcy court, so these remaining reporters will be seeing their former workplace constantly, on the way back to some subleased office space behind a "Curves" franchise, probably. The newspaper's current owner, A.H. Belo Corp. of Dallas, is selling the five-story building to the Riverside County government, because why have any private businesses at all in a dreary downtown of mile-wide empty streets and bankruptcy courthouses? The newspaper building will join Riverside County's collection of 60 buildings in the Riverside area, "including the County Administrative Center, the Robert Presley Detention Center, courthouses and the former district attorney’s headquarters on Main Street, which is being refurbished to house the public defender's office." It is like making a Sim City where the whole town is just jails and jail-related buildings. (Riverside is also terribly smoggy and still has a 10.5% unemployment rate.)

But the Press-Enterprise staffers continue to do their journalism, and continue to enter the regional newspaper contests. Look how many awards they just won, yesterday:

"The Press-Enterprise won 24 awards, including three first-place honors, in the California Newspaper Publishers Association’s 2012 Better Newspaper Contest," the newspaper's own employees wrote about themselves in today's issue. And why not? Everyone deserves a moment of pride for a Job Well Done before being kicked in the mouth again, minutes later, on the same day.

[H/T: Phil Wilson, photo via RainCrossSquare.]

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