Despite what Chuck Klosterman is apparently claiming in this interview, almost none of us have ever smoked crack cocaine with him.
Despite what Chuck Klosterman is apparently claiming in this interview, almost none of us have ever
Man Arrested on Way to Tie Nancy Grace to a Tree Naked, Slit Her Throat
A western New York man who tweeted his plans to murder controversial TV personality Nancy Grace was apparently in the process of taking his threats to the next level when he was arrested last week on his way out of town.
For-Profit Colleges Buy Politicians, Then Profits
If you've ever idly wondered how it is that America has so many "for profit colleges" raking in so much money while offering the shittiest of educations
Reader Poll: Big Letters in Headlines or little letters in headlines?
A debate is raging here at Gawker Media: Should we, as a suite of web sites, maintain (with one exception) our current adherence to the grand American newspapering tradition of Headlines that Capitalize the First Letter of Each Significant Word? Or should we crumble before the creeping Europeanization of our culture and adopt the global norm of headlines that, casually, Capitalize only the first letter? What say you?
Lawyer Asks Hiring Firms to Google Him, Puts Nude Selfie on Facebook
A go-getter lawyer who recently passed his bar exam decided to hit the ground sprinting with a mass email blast to thousands of potential employers across the state of Delaware in the hopes that one of them will take a chance on a greenhorn.
Americans Think British People Just Dress Like This
In a Monday, July 22, 2013 file photo, Tony Appleton, a town crier, announces the birth of the royal baby, outside St. Mary's Hospital exclusive Lindo Wing in London. Well-wishers waiting outside St. Mary's Hospital in London might have been forgiven for thinking Appleton had the royal seal of approval. Appleton is in fact a crier, but in Romford, a commuter town just east of London, and in Bury St. Edmunds, a market town in southeastern England, not Buckingham Palace. In an interview Wednesday, July 24, he acknowledged that he had no official royal role, but simply showed up in costume after getting a tipoff that the Duchess of Cambridge had given birth. Confused American journalists identified him as a bona fide mouthpiece for Buckingham Palace.(AP Photo/Lefteris Pitarakis, File)
How Racist Do You Have to Be For the National Review To Fire You?
Yesterday, the National Review ran a peach of a column from Victor Davis Hanson, a white military historian and professor whose self-professed expertise includes distinguishing "real" black men from "fake" black men
George H.W. Bush Shaves Head to Show Support for Young Cancer Patient
To show his support for the cancer-stricken son of a Secret Service agent, former president George H.W. Bush shaved his head in solidarity every day this week.
Major “Crack Baby” Study Concludes Poverty Worse for Kids Than Crack
Decades ago, when a new drug called crack was tearing apart communities across the U.S., much of the concern about the epidemic revolved around so-called "crack babies." To speak frankly, the fear seemed to be that poor black women who were smoking crack while pregnant would give birth to a legion of black children with all kinds of physical and mental abnormalities. Comedians had whole standup routines devoted to the scourge of crack babies, while some cities went so far as to prosecute women who gave birth to babies who'd been exposed to cocaine. Today, research out of Pennsylvania confirms that some people whose mothers smoked crack while pregnant do indeed struggle at times, but not for the reasons one might think.
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If you thought frat hazing was scary before, just wait until you read about "FratPAC," the fraternit
If you thought frat hazing was scary before, just wait until you read about "FratPAC," the fraternity industry group that lobbies against anti-hazing legislation.
A drilling rig in the Gulf of Mexico is on fire after a natural gas blowout.
A drilling rig in the Gulf of Mexico is on fire after a natural gas blowout. NBC reports that 47 people were rescued from the blowout, which occurred 55 miles offshore.
Police Ordered To Return $1 Mil In $1 Bills Confiscated From Dancer
A Nebraska stripper just won a lawsuit against police who confiscated over $1,000,000 in $10,000 bundles tied with hair ties after a routine traffic stop.
According to the Wall Street Journal, introverts would be happier if they just pretended to be extro
According to the Wall Street Journal, introverts would be happier if they just pretended to be extroverts.
Fox News Offers Handy Tips for Terrorists Trying to Evade the NSA
FoxNews.com has a handy service post about PRISM-proof messaging and photo applications aimed at upstanding Americans outraged at Obama's spy network, or maybe terrorists. Either one.
This is dark: "...Amanda [Bynes] is suffering from a severe mental illness 'with schizophrenic tende
This is dark: "...Amanda [Bynes] is suffering from a severe mental illness 'with schizophrenic tendencies.' We're told she's aware 'there's a good Amanda and a bad Amanda.' When she talks about the bad Amanda she almost mimics an exorcism, pulling at her body as if to remove the demon, and even biting herself."
Family That Spent $100k on Beanie Babies Kinda Regrets It
Bankrupt By Beanies is a short documentary that tells the story of one family driven to financial ruin by the infamous stuffed animal craze of the mid-to-late '90s.
Anthony Weiner's Real Sin Is Not Knowing How To Take a “Dong Shot”
Anthony Weiner may have disqualified himself from the mayoral race with his constant lies about when he did or didn't send penis pictures to America's ladies, but as Brian Moylan wrote in 2011, Weiner's real crime is not knowing how to take a "dong shot."
A squirrel in Los Angeles County tested positive for the bubonic plague yesterday.
A squirrel in Los Angeles County tested positive for the bubonic plague yesterday. By our calculation, that still leaves 24 hours before the top of Gwyneth's head comes off.
Juror Who Let Zimmerman Get Away with Murder: He Got Away With Murder
Just days after she and five other women acquitted George Zimmerman for killing Trayvon Martin, juror B29, who calls herself "Maddy," said in an interview with ABC News that Zimmerman "got away with murder," and that she feels she owes an apology to Martin's parents.