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Service Dog Gets His Own Yearbook Photo, Right Next to His Human

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Service Dog Gets His Own Yearbook Photo, Right Next to His Human

Taxi Benke's photo is easy to spot in the 2014 yearbook from San Antonio's Hector Garcia Middle School: He's a dog.

For the past four years, Taxi has been helping Rachel Benke, 14, with a seizure disorder that has plagued her since birth. Rachel was completely nonverbal and ate mostly baby food until the age of six, when she got two brain surgeries that changed her life.

"She started eating, started talking, started learning. We were told she would probably never be able to read, and now she's reading Dr. Seuss books by herself, and some chapter books," Rachel's mom, Teresa, told Today.

The surgery also reduced the frequency of her epileptic seizures, which used to happen as many as 200 times a day. But they're not completely gone, and that's why she needs Taxi.

The dog can tell Rachel is going to have a seizure more than an hour before it happens, giving her enough time to warn her family or teachers. He's already saved her life at least twice: once on a trampoline, and once in a swimming pool.

Taxi is a regular fixture at the middle school, going to class with Rachel every day. Her mom joked last year that he should have his own photo in the yearbook.

And now he does.

The photo is especially meaningful to the Benkes because the school district hasn't always been supportive. When Rachel was elementary school, the principal considered Taxi a distraction, and her mom had to file a complaint to keep the dog there.

"It's been fun, and it's been even more fun watching [Rachel] get excited about it. Three years ago this wouldn't have even registered for her," Teresa said.

[H/T Shine]


Newspaper Tweets Picture of Afghan Aid Worker's Fleshlight

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Newspaper Tweets Picture of Afghan Aid Worker's Fleshlight

When you go to save the refugees in a war zone, you take only the essentials: First aid, meal kits, knife, poncho liner, and rubberized anal/vaginal orifice for self-pleasuring.

The Guardian, a newspaper of some note, has a bang-up section dedicated to citizen journalism. And this morning it tweeted out the luggage of one such on-the-ground-witness, Afghanistan humanitarian relief worker David Higgins:

We don't know David Higgins, but we'd like to meet him. Here is how he describes the things he carried:

We have to travel light here, so no luxuries: first aid kit, water filter, emergency rations, flesh light, sleeping bag, ground sheet, knife and distress beacon.

Was Higgins just fucking around? Clearly, the answer is yes in any case.

School Shooter ID'd as 15-Year-Old Freshman, AR-15 Used in Attack

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School Shooter ID'd as 15-Year-Old Freshman, AR-15 Used in Attack

The gunman who opened fire at Reynolds High School in Troutdale, Ore. on Tuesday was identified by police today as Jared Michael Padgett, a 15-year-old freshman at the school.

Troutdale Police Chief Scott Anderson said Padgett used an AR-15 in the attack. The 15-year-old also brought a semi-automatic handgun and nine loaded magazines, plus several hundred rounds, with him to school in a guitar case and a duffel bag. Both guns were taken from his family home.

According to Chief Anderson, Padgett killed fellow freshman Emilio Hoffman, 14, in the boys' locker room, and grazed teacher Todd Rispler with a bullet. After being confronted by officers in the hall, he fled to a different bathroom and killed himself.

Padgett's motive still isn't clear — police say there was no connection between Padgett and Hoffman as far as they know.

[Image via AP]

Prince Harry Meets Best Friend

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Prince Harry Meets Best Friend

The inebriated mayor of Party City, Prince Harry, met a member of the Royal Welsh regiment of the British Army in London on Tuesday, and immediately became best friends with him.

I like you, mate, Prince Harry said to his new acquaintance. What's your name, then?

Prince Harry Meets Best Friend

The new friend remained silent.

This guy, said Prince Harry to no one in particular. He doesn't wanna tell me his name.

Prince Harry Meets Best Friend

Don't be shy, man, said Prince Harry. I'm just a regular guy like you. I'm in the army too. Did they tell you that?

Prince Harry Meets Best Friend

Why won't he tell me his fuckin' name? Prince Harry asked a man standing nearby. It's not even that it's disrespectful, 'cause I don't care about that. At the end of the day I'm just a regular guy. I'm in the army too—I don't know if they told you guys that or they didn't or whatever.

But it's, like, drivin' me crazy.

Prince Harry Meets Best Friend

Prince Harry and his friend looked at each other for a long while.

You're weird, man, said the Prince, finally. But I gotta say, I like you a lot.

You ever get high?

Prince Harry Meets Best Friend

They were both in town to watch a movie.

[Images via Getty]

This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

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This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I slog through the pages of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life& Style and Star so that together we may inform you of what the tabloids are up to. This week: Cameron Diaz is having a Good Charlotte baby; and Prince Harry's watching reality TV; and Ben "Batman" Affleck has issues.


This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

OK!

I'M HAVING BENJI'S BABY!

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden have been dating for like three weeks now, which means it's time to trot out the pregnancy rumors. Hooray. Apparently Cameron Diaz would very much like to become impregnated by the Good Charlotte singer, which we know for sure because she held his hand on the way to Starbucks, so, yeah, that's the plan. As of now, she is not pregnant. Moving on: Ben Affleck is seriously addicted to gambling. All he does in Detroit (where he's filming the new Batman movie) is gamble and not sleep. Jennifer Garner does not approve. In other news, Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Lawrence are embroiled in an "epic feud." Here is the content of the epic feud: after Jennifer Lawrence went on TV and recounted the time that Miley Cyrus watched her vomit, a fan tweeted the video at Miley and she responded "that never happened" and then deleted it. Wow, so epic! The Odyssey of the modern day. Next: Jennifer Lopez is "humiliated" that Casper Smart was sexting other women; because they were trans, though, OK! says that the rumors that Casper is secretly gay are now "hard not to believe." SIGH. THE LONGEST SIGH ON THE PLANET. A TEMPEST OF SIGHS. Finally, Kylie Jenner is very jealous of Kendall Jenner and her envy has put her "on a dangerous track to becoming a teenage train wreck." Uh-oh. Warning signs of teen train wreck-dom include: rumors of plastic surgery, drinking tequila with Justin Bieber, posting "racy selfies." Just typical teenage train wreck stuff. "If someone doesn't rein her in soon, something tragic will happen," says a source, presumably a representative from the Fun Police.


GRADE: D (hot bedroom at night, no fan)


This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

Us

DANGEROUS ROMANCE

Khloe Kardashian's new boyfriend French Montana is bad news, says everyone behind French Montana's back. Here is his worrying resume, fretted over at length by Us Weekly: he's still married to his estranged wife; he had both a wife and a girlfriend at the time he started dating Khloe; he's been shot in the skull; he named his record label Cocaine City; he is maybe just using her for fame. Uh-oh!!!! As of now, they're just chilling in the Hamptons and being videotaped for reality TV, so, uh, stay tuned, I guess. In other news, Adam Levine is calling up his exes and apologizing for being Adam Levine as his wedding date approaches. They "couldn't care less that he wants to make it right," though. Same. Elsewhere in the mag, Prince Harry watched the first episode of I Wanna Marry Harry and found it "hilarious," but he's too weirded out to keep watching. Which makes a lot of sense. Next: Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart were already amicably broken up at the time of his sexting scandal,says a source, which is waaaaay less salacious than everyone is making it out to be. Because she is J. Lo, "she's not sitting around crying over him" now. Duh.

GRADE: F (hot bedroom because house is on fire)


This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

Life & Style

PREGNANT & BETRAYED

Beyoncé and Khloe Kardashian are both potentially PREGNANT & BETRAYED. Jay Z cheats on Beyoncé lots, insists the rumor mill; also, he wants to produce many infants with Bey. She is hesitant. That's the whole story. Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with French Montana's baby (which you can tell because she ate Doritos one time) but he loves going to night clubs and sexing lots of ladies. It's a problem. It must be devastating for her to see her "baby dreams" shattered after like two months of casual dating. RIP, our hopes and dreams. In other Kardashian news, Kim is having second thoughts about dating Kanye because he's controlling and their honeymoon was boring. Also, he's spending too much time making their giant mansion perfect. As an insider so deftly put it, her entire life is "yet another nightmare." Elsewhere in the magazine, all of the Bachelorette contestants would rather hang out in the hot tub and be bros 4 life than woo a woman they just met, which is being presented as abnormal behavior. It's not. Hot tubs and friendship are two beautiful things. Finally, Tom Cruise is going to be a dad again!!!! Great news!!! Only, he needs to find a woman and convince her to have his child first, which is but a minor setback because he's totally relaxed his standards. The mother of his child no longer has to be an actress, but he'd prefer if she were a Scientologist. So he should be getting married any day now, right?

GRADE: D- (hot car, no A/C)


This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

In Touch

DEADLY DISEASE

Long story short: Selena Gomez has lupus. Also inside: Rob Kardashian is addicted to pills and sizzurp, and will "juts lie around his place smoking weed, doing drugs and watching movies and eating." Sounds slightly tempting, to be honest. He's into Norco, Percoset and Xanax, and, btw, he hates Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Understandable. Next, a headline reads, "French Is Fattening Up Khloé." The "i" in fattening is an ice cream cone, and the article is about how French Montana "likes big women" and since Khloe has been dating him, "her butt's been growing at a rapid rate." Does he keep her in a cage? Does she have to stick a chicken bone through the bars to trick him? Does she have a secret brother named Hansel? Maybe we'll find out next week. Finally, a 2-page spread of actresses titled "Refusing To Eat" claims that Jamie King, Guiliana Rancic, Nicole Richie, Naya Rivera, Tori Spelling and Bethenny Frankel are all "scary-skinny." There are quotes from anonymous sources: "she needs professional help" "she looks sick" " she won't eat" "it's her way of having control over something" and then, SIX PAGES LATER, a story called "The Top 25 Celeb Slimdown Tips & Tricks!" Never forget that no matter what, your body is not good enough the way it is.

GRADE: F (hot car on fire)


This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

Star

TWINS!

Although the cover has a golden seal with the words "PALACE CONFIRMS," the palace has not, in fact, confirmed that Kate Middleton is pregnant with twins. Quotes from insiders like "They are absolutely thrilled" and "Kate is glowing" do not distract us from the fact that according to Star, The Duchess has been pregnant at least five times already. Also inside: Kim Kardashian had a "secret 4 a.m. nose job a few weeks before her wedding, and the proof is that her schnoz looked smaller in a black and white photo posted on Instagram? Jessica Simpson might be knocked up again, but the circle hovering on her midsection contains the words "BABY OR BURGER?" 25-year-old Vampire Diaries Star Nina Dobrev is dating 40-year-old father of 3 James Marsden, and all is going well. Nice. Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston are "duking it out over who will be the first to get married," but, alas, not in a ring with boxing gloves, so who cares. Ben Affleck has been spotted gambling again: On May 24 he was at the MotorCity Casino Hotel in Detroit at the blackjack table; on May 31, he was seen at Caesars Windsor Hotel and Casino in Ontario. Super sad. A two-page spread called "Celebrity Family Felons" is a quiz in which you have to match the mugshot to the famous relative. For instance: Justin Theroux's brother was busted for DWI; Woody Harrelson's father was charged with murder; Mariah Carey' sister Alison was a prostitute. Fun fun fun. Last, but not least, this ad for a Star "special anniversary issue" called "Who Killed JFK Jr!" is actually the clippity-clop of hooves signaling the arrival of one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. You've been warned. (Fig. 1)

GRADE: F (car falling off a cliff and bursting into flames)


Addendum

This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

Behold the aforementioned Fig. 1

FBI Alleges San Francisco PR Consultant Bought Toxins on the Darknet

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FBI Alleges San Francisco PR Consultant Bought Toxins on the Darknet

Last Monday, the FBI arrested Ryan Kelly Chamberlain II, a San Francisco-based public relations consultant. In a recently unsealed affidavit, the FBI says Chamberlain allegedly bought "biological agents and lethal toxins" on a darknet site known as Black Market Reloaded, which is similar to Silk Road.

Chamberlain, a former field organizer for Gavin Newsom, worked as a communications director at a number of companies. The San Francisco Examiner says the agency was not looking for components of a bomb when they searched his home in Russian Hill:

According to the search warrant, the FBI had been led to his home after a series of tips and arrests because of his alleged use of anonymous sites to purchase abrin and pure nicotine, both lethal toxins.

CBSLocal also quotes from a search warrant application written by FBI special agent Michael Eldridge:

He alleged, "The investigation has revealed that Chamberlain has utilized an anonymous, Internet-based market place known as Black Market Reloaded to facility the unlawful acquisition and possession of biological agents and lethal toxins in California and Florida."

An earlier affidavit [embedded below] says that Chamberlain admitted to accessing the darknet or "deep web" when he was questioned by an FBI Special Agent at a coffee shop near his home:

FBI Alleges San Francisco PR Consultant Bought Toxins on the Darknet

Chamberlain appears to have written a goodbye note [embedded below], using Hootsuite to time-delay posting the message on iCloud. The three-page letter said: "now it's live, which means I wasn't around to stop it from posting." In it, Chamberlain wrote about his issues with depression and struggles with his family. He also went into detail about not seeing a financial reward from his involvement with Project Sport, a San Francisco-based sports marketing and event management startup:

Third, my oldest friend in the City...my best friend...pulled my world out from under me. I'd been giving anything of myself I could for Project Sport, trying to build something great together with a "family" of my own. We finally made it. Something we created was sold for over $1 million...but I saw none of it. None of us who dedicated ourselves to its success did. We worked for cheap or free, we put our hearts into it. But when the success came, it never left the top of the ladder. But okay...I get it...instead of rewarding the people who got you here, we'll use that money to start a company...we're going to make this real: The Project Sport Family. Then five months into it I was cut out. Even then, I let myself believe we'd just hit a rough patch, and I agree'd to play the loyal chump and keep giving to it, even without pay. I believed the "Family" rhetoric, that my team would be fighting for me and for the project. In truth, I was still being pushed out, only slower. My ability to make any contibution was marginalized, I was useless, and I was gone.

Any of these are things are just life though. A person should be able deal with this. People deal with cancer, or they go to war. This should be do-able. Stop whining. But all of this at once, for the umpteenth time in my life — really, this is happening AGAIN?!? — at the hands of the people who mattered to me the most...this betrayal, abandonment, isolation and lonliness. I couldn't take it this time. I already had a tendency to slip into depression; this one hit me hard.

Chamberlain denied the FBI's allegations on Twitter last week, claiming that a "panicked update" to the letter should have been published.

In the letter, Chamberlain describes himself as a "40+ years old with a random patchwork of a resume." The biography on his About.me page seems similarly erratic.

Communications hack. Social-Media-ist since "social" was over here and "media" was over there. SF politial junkie and oft-times operative. Save-the-world type. Early-adopter geek wannabe. Cheerleader for running and pro-cycling. Mouthpiece for movie-music. Starter-upper. Die-hard Giant.

Amended Criminal Complaint Against Ryan Kelly Chamberlain II

Ryan Kelly Chamberlain II Goodbye Note

To contact the author of this post, please email nitasha@gawker.com.

[Image via About.me]

A tea party House candidate in Oklahoma has endorsed stoning gays to death.

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A tea party House candidate in Oklahoma has endorsed stoning gays to death. It "goes against some parts of libertarianism, I realize, and I'm largely libertarian," he says, "but ignoring as a nation things that are worthy of death is very remiss."

Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Coming Because That’s an Idea

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Sonic the Hedgehog Movie Coming Because That’s an Idea

Sega's formerly and—fingers crossed—currently beloved hedgehog, Sonic, is headed to a theater near you with help from Sony Pictures Entertainment and Upright Citizens Brigade alums Evan Susser and Van Robichaux. Timely!

Sony Pictures Entertainment and Sega Sammy's CG animation film production company Marza Animation Planet announced their plans to develop a film based on Sonic the Hedgehog, a $1 billion franchise, on Tuesday. The film will be produced by 22 Jump Street producer Neal H. Moritz and written by UCB's Susser and Robichaux.

According to a statement released about the film, Sonic will reunite Sonic with "some of the most revered and infamous characters of the franchise," and that is including Dr. Eggman. (Phew!) In the same statement, Columbia Pictures' president of production Hannah Minghella said:

"There are limitless stories to tell with a character like Sonic the Hedgehog, and a built-in international fan base. Along with our wonderful creative partners at Marza, we're looking to capture everything that generations of fans know and love about Sonic while also growing his audience wider than ever before."

And obviously there is no way to confirm it, but it is possible that while brainstorming a Sonic the Hedgehog film, those involved said:

Movie Person #1: So, what movie should we do next?

Movie Person #2: Hmm. Can Pringles be a movie?

Movie Person #3: I'm hungry for lunch.

Movie Person #1: Pringles is a great idea, let's put it up on the board and keep brainstorming.

Movie Person #2: Sonic?

Movie Person #1: The hedgehog or the drive-in chain?

Movie Person #2: Whatever.

Movie Person #3: Let's go to lunch.

[image via The Wrap]


Strippers Accused of Drugging Men With Molly, Robbing Them of $200,000

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Strippers Accused of Drugging Men With Molly, Robbing Them of $200,000

Four strippers were arrested in New York today for allegedly drugging several men and charging their credit cards with purchases totaling $200,000 dollars.

The Associated Press reports that Roselyn Keo, Karina Pasucci, Marsi Rosen, and Samantha Barbash (above) were charged with crimes including grand larceny, conspiracy, and forgery. Carmine Vitolo, manager of RoadHouse, a gentlemen's club in Queens, was charged with conspiracy, grand larceny, and tampering with physical evidence.

Among the quintet's alleged victims is Zyad Younan, a cardiologist who was sued by the Manhattan strip club Scores for $135,000 in unpaid bills in April. Younan maintained at the time that he either drugged or not present when the contested charges were placed on his card, and his attorney claimed victory after the arrests:

"Today's indictment exposes a pattern of fraud that contributed to erroneous media reports. We were always confident that law enforcement's efforts would expose that my client was preyed upon by this ring and not responsible for charges to his credit card."

Three other men allegedly lost a total of $55,000.

The New York Times and the New York Daily News report that the dancers' tactics involved giving the men molly, ketamine, and cocaine, taking them into private rooms, and running up charges on their cards. Reprehensible fraud or Bieberesque night out on the town? You decide.

[Image via AP]

Kim Jong-un, the World's Best and Dearest Weatherman

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Kim Jong-un, the World's Best and Dearest Weatherman

It brings me happiness to report that Dear Leader Kim Jong-un has spoken about the most serious of issues regarding the weather forecasting situation in North Korea. Rodong Sinmun reports that Poppin' Fresh is quite pissed that his country's weather forecasts are inaccurate.

Kim recently visited the country's hydrometeorological service, where he met the forecasters and told 'em what for:

He said that there are many incorrect forecasts as the meteorological observation has not been put on a modern and scientific basis, adding that only when meteorological observation and forecast are done properly, is it possible to protect the lives and properties of the people from disasters caused by the abnormal climatic phenomenon and prevent various fields of national economy including agriculture and fishery from natural disasters in good time.

"It is necessary to fundamentally improve the work of the Hydro-meteorological Service in order to scientifically clarify meteorological and climatic conditions and provide accurate data for weather forecast and meteorological and climatic information required by various fields of national economy in good time", he noted.

It's a sad fact that lowly meteorologists are even necessary in North Korea, but they're needed now that Kim Jong-il is dead: the late leader made people believe that he could control the weather based on his mood.

Fear not for the safety of the weathermen, friends. Rodong Sinmun assures the world that Kim Jong-un dressed-down the forecasters with "deep, loving care."

[Image via Rodong Sinmun | h/t Capital Weather Gang]

Are Spornosexuals the New Metrosexuals?

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Are Spornosexuals the New Metrosexuals?

Cologne-wearing, hypersexual, body-conscious, six-pack'd men of the internet, you have finally been recognized! It would seem that metrosexuality—the trend coined in 1994 by occasional anthropologist Mark Simpson—has evolved. Writing for The Telegraph, Simpson details the ways in which the joining of social media, selfies, sports, and porn—what he believes to be today's "major vectors of the male desire to be desired"—have led men yearning to be wanted for their bodies, not just their clothes.

With their painstakingly pumped and chiselled bodies, muscle-enhancing tattoos, piercings, adorable beards and plunging necklines it's eye-catchingly clear that second-generation metrosexuality is less about clothes than it was for the first. Eagerly self-objectifying, second generation metrosexuality is totally tarty. Their own bodies (more than clobber and product) have become the ultimate accessories, fashioning them at the gym into a hot commodity – one that they share and compare in an online marketplace.

This new wave puts the "sexual" into metrosexuality. In fact, a new term is needed to describe them, these pumped-up offspring of those [Cristiano] Ronaldo and [David] Beckham lunch-box ads, where sport got into bed with porn while Mr Armani took pictures.

In a year that has already given us trends such as Normcore, #FreeTheNipple, and Monocle-Nucleosis, the Spornosexual was, apparently, the next logical step in our style evolution.

So, uh, just one question, Mark: WHAT?!!?!

Or as Jon Moy explains for Four-Pins:

THANKS, MARK. YOU JUST DESCRIBED EVERYONE ON THE FUCKING PLANET. Dudes have always wanted people to notice their bodies. Working out was cooler way before dressing like a dipshit in statement chinos and bow ties ever was.

Whatever your feelings on the matter, rest easy knowing you can now wear your leather shorts (sans Public School t-shirt) ever more proudly, gents.

[Photo via]

Ayn Rand scholar Dave Brat, who just trounced House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in the Virginia prim

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Ayn Rand scholar Dave Brat, who just trounced House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in the Virginia primary, did not attend Princeton. In fact, he attended the Princeton Theological Seminary, which is separate from the Ivy League university. Why would anyone lie about attending Princeton?

(H/T Josh Marshall)

10 Real-Life Laws That Regulate The Supernatural World

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10 Real-Life Laws That Regulate The Supernatural World

When do you need to tell a prospective buyer your house is haunted? Where do you need a license to practice necromancy or to be reincarnated? And where can you file a lawsuit against a supernatural being? These real-life laws will tell you all that and more.

Top image from the hilarious comic Supernatural Law by Batton Lash.

1. In some cases, US home sellers must tell a buyer if a property is haunted.

There are all sorts of disclosures that home sellers must make to potential buyers, but do you really need a ghost disclosure? Some states require a seller to disclose if a property is "psychologically impacted" in some way, such as from a recent murder on the premises.

If your house is famously said to be haunted, however, you may want to make sure the buyer is aware of the situation. In the 1991 case Stambovsky v. Ackley, Helen Ackley had sold her Nyack, New York, property after she and other members of her family had widely reported that the house was haunted by poltergeists. Jeffrey Stambovsky, unaware of the stories surround the house, purchased the home and later sued, requesting rescission of the contract of sale. The New York Supreme Court justices had a field day writing that opinion, stating that the "plaintiff hasn't a ghost of a chance" and "I am moved by the spirit of equity." While the court didn't state that poltergeists actually exist, it did say that, based on wide reports of the house's haunted status, that its value was affected and therefore the house was haunted as a matter of law.

2. But if you base your horror movie on a "true story" or famously haunted house, you can avoid all sorts of intellectual property issues.

Famous mockbuster movie house The Asylum is best known for movies exploit the popularity of other films: Paranormal Entity for Paranormal Activity, Almighty Thor for Thor, Transmorphers for Transformers, and so on. Inspired by the film The Haunting in Connecticut, Asylum made their own Haunting of Winchester House, based on the stories surrounding the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, California. The corporation that owns the Winchester Mystery House (which had already contracted a studio to make a film based on the property) sued for trademark violation. The California Court of Appeal ruled that, since the name and images of the Winchester House refer not just to the tourist attraction but to the historical and legendary stories surrounding the property, that Asylum had every right to make its own Winchester House film.

3. In San Francisco, you need a license to practice necromancy.

There are laws regulating the practice of magical arts around the world, from the tragic laws that see people killed for supposedly practicing witchcraft, to Canada's laws regulating the "crafty sciences." But Kevin Underhill of the legal blog Lowering the Bar and author of the wonderfully weird law book The Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance points to a particularly oddball rule in San Francisco. The city of San Francisco offers fortune telling permits (which includes permission to pretend to practice fortune telling), but then goes on to offer a bizarrely inclusive definition of fortune telling that includes necromancy, or the manipulation of the dead. I imagine that certain types of necromantic practice would run afoul of other city, state, and federal laws, however—not to mention laws of nature.

4. In New Orleans, a person may not set forth his or her power to convert bitterest enemies into staunchest friends.

It's no surprise that New Orleans, a city long associated with the practice of Voodoo and the supernatural, has very particular laws governing the use of magic as a business, such as this one:

Sec. 54-312. Fortunetelling. It shall be unlawful for any person to advertise for or engage in, for a monied consideration, the business of (chronology, phrenology, astrology, palmistry), telling or pretending to tell fortunes, either with cards, hands, water, letters or other devices or methods, or to hold out inducements, either through the press or otherwise, or to set forth his power to settle lovers' quarrels, to bring together the separated, to locate buried or hidden treasures, jewels, wills, bonds or other valuables, to remove evil influences, to give luck, to effect marriages, to heal sickness, to reveal secrets, to foretell the results of lawsuits, business transactions, investments of whatsoever nature, wills, deeds and/or mortgages, to locate lost or absent friends or relatives, to reveal, remove and avoid domestic troubles or to bring together the bitterest enemies converting them into staunchest friends. But nothing herein contained shall apply to any branch of medical science, or to any religious worship.

However, hiring a priestess to help you win a football game is apparently a-okay.

5. Different jurisdictions have very different laws governing the hunting of Bigfoot.

Want to bag yourself a cryptid? The best place to go is Texas, where the Chief of Staff of the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department Law Enforcement Division has said that it's legal to kill Bigfoot since it isn't listed by the state as a game animal. But Sasquatch hunting is actually on the books in Skamania County, Washington, where in 1969, the board of commissioners adopted an ordinance declaring the killing of "a nocturnal primate mammal variously described as an ape-like creature or a sub-species of Homo Sapian" a felony, one that could result in a $10,000 fine and five years in the county jail.

And when the US embassy opened in Nepal in the 1950s, the US State Department issued a set of rules for Yeti hunting in the Himalayas. In that case, you were allowed to photograph the creature, but could kill it only in self-defense.

6. If you want to start a construction project in Iceland, you may want to check with the local elves.

In Iceland, it's the supernatural beings that regulate the humans rather than the other way around. This isn't actually codified, but on an ad hoc basis the committees that oversee construction projects will sometimes delay or divert them so as not to disturb a population of elves. According to a 2005 New York Times article, sometimes a mystic will approach a planning committee to share the elves' concerns about an imminent project, after which the committee may take those concerns into consideration. Recently, there was a bit of a stir about an "elf lobby" delaying a road construction project, although some later reports indicated that it was a bit of an exaggeration; apparently most of the folks protesting the project were concerned more for the environmental impact than for the elves.

7. Tibetan Buddhists must apply for a reincarnation license from the Chinese government.

Want to become a tulku, one of the enlightened teachers of Tibetan Buddhism? In China, you'll need to follow State Religious Affairs Bureau Order No. 5 and fill out a reincarnation application. The application will be submitted to the religious affairs department of the provincial-level government, the provincial-level government, State Administration for Religious Affairs, and the State Council. So what happens if you're reincarnated as a living Buddha without a permit? Your reincarnation is deemed "illegal or invalid." Bizarrely, China Daily calls the ban on unlicensed reincarnation " an important move by the government to safeguard religious freedom of citizens according to law."

8. If you want to perform an exorcism, you should probably do it in Texas.

In a rather tragic case, Laura Schubert claimed that when she was 17, members of her church, the Pleasant Glade Assembly of God, performed an exorcism on her against her will and that she received physical injuries and began hallucinating as a result. While a lower court awarded Schubert $300,000 for abuse and false imprisonment, the Pleasant Glade Assembly of God eventually appealed to the Texas Supreme Court, which, in a 6-3 decision, rejected the jury award on First Amendment grounds, saying the case would "unconstitutionally entangle the court in matters of church doctrine." The US Supreme Court declined to hear Schubert's appeal.

9. You can't sue the Devil in the US.

Gerald Mayo filed a suit against Satan and his staff, arguing that the Devil had violated his constitutional rights and "caused plaintiff misery and unwarranted threats, against the will of plaintiff, that Satan has placed deliberate obstacles in his path and has caused plaintiff's downfall." In a 1971 United States District Court decision, Judge Gerald J. Weber actually puzzled out the jurisdictional issues involved in suing Satan. He noted that, even if Satan were to appear, he would probably be considered a foreign sovereign and would argue that the US court lacked personal jurisdiction over him. He also noted that Mayo's case would work nicely as a class action lawsuit, provided one could actually sue Satan. Ultimately, though, the case was dismissed because Mayo provided no instructions for serving process on Satan.

More recently, Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers tried to sue God, and fared no better in court.

10. But you can sue a genie in Saudi Arabia.

In 2009, a Saudi Arabian family filed suit against a genie in Shariah court, claiming that the genie was leaving harassing voicemail messages, stealing their cell phones, and throwing rocks at them. The head of the court, Sheikh Amr Al Salmi, announced that there would be an investigation into the family's genie claim, but it's not clear exactly what a lawsuit against a genie entails or what sort of restitution one can expect.

No One Will Hit on Poor Anna Kendrick

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No One Will Hit on Poor Anna Kendrick

Somewhere in Los Angeles, the beautiful and charming actress Anna Kendrick sits alone in a cafe, or a restaurant. She exhales loudly and takes an unbothered sip of coffee. Twirling her hair around her finger, she tweets something funny about Game of Thrones—two thousand RTs, instantly. Sigh. Why won't anyone hit on her?

In a recent interview with Elle, Anna Kendrick spoke about her thoughts on sex appeal (specifically her own) and mentioned that she hasn't been hit on since—wait, when?

This lack of ego, coupled with the stealth hourglass shape, the porcelain skin, and the smart mouth, add up to a very specific kind of sex appeal. Kendrick, who hasn't publicly dated since she and Edgar Wright broke up last year, says she hasn't been hit on since Up in the Air, "honest to God."

Oh, if only we could all measure time by our own Academy Award-nominated films. "I haven't had an Arnold Palmer since, gosh, I think it was You Can Count on Me!" In any case: Why isn't anyone hitting on Anna Kendrick?! She goes on:

"I've never felt like I've exactly traded on my looks. ... When I was a teenager, I was an ultralate bloomer, and my mom would say it was a blessing, because it means you never have to wonder if guys are only interested in you because you've got boobs. I would have been thrilled if guys were interested in me because of my boobs!" ... "Similarly, I think I'm lucky that I've never had a crisis about whether the only reason I'm successful is because I'm crazy hot. It's not something that crosses my mind."

Poor, normal-hot Anna Kendrick. Girl, here's hoping some dude in a bar pretends that he doesn't realize you're Anna Kendrick real soon.

[h/t Uproxx, image via Getty]

Woman Caught on Video Attacking Teen Who Flew His Drone Over a Beach

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A Connecticut woman has been charged with assault and breach of peace after attacking a teenager who was flying his quadcopter drone over a beach.

Andrea Mears, 23, called the police on 17-year-old Austin Haughwout because she believed he was using the drone to film women at Hammonasset Beach. While on the phone with the dispatcher, she kept a hand on the remote for his drone, trying to take it away from him.

As soon as she ended the call, she pushed the teen over from behind and started hitting him, calling him a pervert. "You wanna take pictures? Yeah, you're gonna see how it feels when the police come," she said.

The police came, but things didn't go the way Mears expected. When she told them Haughwout had assaulted her, he showed officers the video above—taken on his iPhone, not with the drone—and they arrested Mears for assault.

"Though [Haughwout] may have hit Mears at some point in the incident, it appeared to be while he was defending himself and attempting to get away from the attack," the arresting officer wrote in his report, according to Fox CT.

Haughwout told Fox CT he was glad he took the video. "If I didn't I think I would have been arrested," he said.

The teen wasn't charged with any crime, as there's no law against filming in a public place. And besides, he explained, the drone was at such a high altitude that any individual on the beach would have been impossible to make out in his footage.

[H/T Daily Dot]


Detroit's Infant Mortality Rate Is Horrific

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Detroit's Infant Mortality Rate Is Horrific

Detroit, a crumbling metropolitan area with America's highest concentration of ruin porn and indignant local journalists, can add another notch to its Bedpost of Horrors: its infant mortality rate is disgraceful.

In the bankrupt city, where three of every five children live in poverty, the rate of infant mortality stands at 15 per 1,000 live births, a rate two and a half times that of the nation as a whole. Bloomberg reports today:

While infant mortality fell for decades across the U.S., progress bypassed Detroit, which in 2012 saw a greater proportion of babies die before their first birthdays than any American city, a rate higher than in China, Mexico and Thailand. Pregnancy-related deaths helped put Michigan's maternal mortality rate in the bottom fifth among states.

That means that Detroit's infant mortality rate is worse than that of Jamaica, Moldova, Albania, or Malaysia. The city lacks jobs, reliable public safety and transportation, and quality public health programs.

But all is not lost. The government, major charities and foundations, and corporations are all pitching in tens of millions of dollars—to save the art museum. So there's that.

[Photo: Flickr]

Insurgents Seize Another City in Iraq, Move Towards Baghdad

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Insurgents Seize Another City in Iraq, Move Towards Baghdad

Islamist insurgents seized another city, Tikrit, in Iraq today, just 24 hours after taking Iraq's third-largest city, Mosul. With Iraqi government forces more unstable than ever, the militants are rapidly advancing towards Baghdad.

The Sunni insurgents are mostly from the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is an offshoot of Al Qaeda. In addition to overtaking Tikrit, ISIS fighters threatened a sacred shrine in Samarra today, just 70 miles north of Baghdad. Per the New York Times:

[Witnesses] said the militants demanded that forces loyal to the government leave the city or a sacred Shiite shrine there would be destroyed. Samarra is known for the shrine, the al-Askari Mosque, which was severely damaged in a 2006 bombing during the height of the American-led occupation. That event touched off sectarian mayhem between the country's Sunni Arab minority and its Shiite majority.

According to the BBC, 21 people were also killed today in a suicide bombing at a Shia meeting today in Baghdad.

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Maliki has vowed to fight back against the insurgents. He also said he would punish Iraqi forces who fled in the face of ISIS. Still, things don't look good: 800 people, 603 of them civilians, were killed in sectarian violence last month alone.

[Image via AP]

Serial Pool Raft Fucker Arrested for Fucking Another Pool Raft

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Serial Pool Raft Fucker Arrested for Fucking Another Pool Raft

As Pablo Neruda once wrote: "I crave your air, your nozzle, your squeaky plastic/Silent and starving, I prowl through the pools/Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day/I hunt for rafts to fuck."

So it is with Edwin Charles Tobergta, an Ohio man who, try as he might, just can't stop having sex with inflatable pool toys. Tobergta was arrested for public indecency recently when drivers saw him in the sweet, romantic embrace of a pink life raft, completely naked, on the side of the road.

It was far from his first time at the raft-fucking rodeo: Tobergta has been arrested five times before for similar incidents. In 2002, he fucked a pumpkin.

Tobergta is currently being held $18,000 bond. No word on whether he's allowed conjugal visits.

Beautiful Illusions: The Economics of UberX

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Beautiful Illusions: The Economics of UberX

Last month, Uber boasted that its drivers command a median salary of $90,000 per year. This is not totally honest. Justin Singer wades into the financial morass, and says the truth about how much Uber drivers make is very far from simple.


Felix Salmon wrote a post recently on the economics of driving for Uber. Following up on Uber's recent claims that the "median small business income with uberX" in NYC is more than $90,766, Felix rightly asked Uber to clarify how they arrived at those numbers. In response, Uber sent over the following chart, laying out the annual costs of driving an uberX for 40 hours per week.

Ostensibly, we should be able to subtract $15,080 from $90,766, and arrive at an estimated net income of $75,686. This is exactly what Felix does, noting along the way that these numbers represent a "good-faith" estimate on Uber's part and lead to the entirely intuitive conclusion that being a self-employed uberX driver is a pretty good gig, especially when compared with driving a Yellow Cab.1 Following some pushback from the Internets, Felix wrote a follow-up post on Uber's claims, in which he dug deeper and emerged with a greater degree of skepticism. I'd like to continue that line of inquiry in even greater depth..

In the following analysis, I'm going to focus on the unit economics of being a full-time uberX driver in New York City. My goal is not to value the company, but rather to examine whether driving for Uber is as lucrative as Uber's PR would indicate.2 That said, drivers are Uber's only productive assets, and they will only continue to produce revenue for Uber only if it makes economic sense for them to do so. If the unit economics of driving for Uber don't work, then any claim to future dominance should be met with skepticism.

A full-time job

Felix asked Uber to come up with an estimate for miles traveled over a year's worth of 40 hour work weeks. In response, Uber sent data for a driver who covers 40,000 miles per year. Assuming two weeks vacation — what's the point of setting your own schedule if you can't take vacation? — that means our hypothetical driver is covering 40,000 miles in 2,000 hours, for an average speed of 20 mph. Meanwhile, the average speed of Manhattan traffic is barely 10 mph, though taxis do a bit better than that, averaging about 11.5 mph.3 There are a few ways to reconcile these numbers:

  • Uber defines an NYC work-week as 70-80 hours
  • Uber defines a "small business" as a car owner, who may drive their own car, but more likely rents it to drivers

Personally, I think the second bullet makes the most sense. A quick check on Craigslist will reveal a number of postings for car owners looking for drivers. Given that Uber's raison d'être is to increase asset utilization, I assume they fully support an asset-efficient business model. But of course, that's not the same thing as being an owner-driver making $91k on 40 hours of work a week, which is the claim being made here. Therefore, for the purposes of this analysis, I'm going to assume that the numbers Uber promotes as "potential earnings" are intended to represent the income for a single driver-owner.

Gross fare revenue

Let's assume that uberX drivers move at similar speeds to every other cab in Manhattan. Under that assumption, a driver would have to work 69.6 hours per week to hit his 40,000 mile target, which yields a gross fares estimate of $26.10 per hour.4

According to TLC data, average hourly revenues for yellow cabs in NYC range from a low of $26 on Wednesday mornings to a high of $44 on Thursday nights. That means that, if we take Uber's 40,000 mile number as a given, then an NYC Uber driver grosses about as much in his average hour as a yellow cab grosses in his worst hour.

We can also use this information to make some inferences about utilization,i.e., the amount of time a cab spends with a paying customer inside. Intuitively, Uber's app should cut down on the amount of time drivers spend searching for fares, thus increasing their utilization and, by extension, their hourly earnings. If we assume that yellow cabs and uberX's are roughly substitutable, then it's fair to assume that the average uberX trip is roughly similar to the average yellow cab trip. According to the Factbook, the average yellow cab trip runs 2.6 miles, takes 13.6 minutes, and spends 53% of that time stopped in traffic.5Plugging these parameters into uberX's published rates yields an average gross fare of $19.19.

Beautiful Illusions: The Economics of UberX

Utilization

Looking at these calculations, we can infer that an average uberX fare grosses $1.41 per minute. Multiplying that number by 60, we find that if an uberX were 100% utilized by average fares for an hour, it could gross as much as $84.60. By dividing the average gross fares of $26.10 (calculated above) into $84.60, we reach an estimated average utilization of 31%. Compared with yellow cab utilization of ~50%6, that doesn't say a ton for Uber's demand management system. However, I don't actually believe the number is this bad. More likely, the utilization figure is depressed by the amount of time drivers spend "multihoming," that is, leaving the Uber app open, but picking up fares either on the street or through a competitor's app. For drivers, the name of the game is utilization; you want to make every minute as profitable as possible. By using multiple hail networks, the driver increases his chances of finding a fareclose to his current location. The less time spent driving to a fare, the more time spent making money.

Vehicle financing

Remember that gross fares are not net fares. After Uber's 20-30% cut, uberX drivers in NYC can expect to net around $19.58 per hour. And then, of course, you have to factor in costs. Since we're talking about a full-time, 70-hour a week job here, I think it's fair to classify all vehicle operating costs as business expenses. However, I don't think that Uber's representation of operating costs is as fair as Felix thinks. While they're reasonable for a 15k/year personal car, they don't add up for a vehicle that's getting 40k commercial miles per year, nor do they include the costs of actually buying the car. But if we dig into Uber's much heralded financing plans launched in late 2013, then perhaps we can get a better sense of the actual costs at play.

First, it's worth noting that at least one of Uber's financing partners (Santander) doesn't offer loans to uberX drivers without good credit; instead, it offers what is effectively a "full purchase" lease, where the lessor can purchase the vehicle at the end of the 4-year lease term for $1. Let's go out on a limb and assume that the median full-time uberX driver doesn't have fantastic credit and would rather forego the credit check. In that case, our Camry driver will be paying at least $159 per week (before taxes) on his lease, which works out to $689/month, or $8,268 per year over the four-year lease term, plus a $2,000 upfront payment that's half capital cost reduction and half security deposit.7

When you add it all up, if you take Uber's financing option, you're essentially paying $33,072 ($8,268 x 4) for a car you could buy for $24,750, which works out to an equivalent APR of 15%.8 Meanwhile, a trip to bankrate.com will reveal that today's market rate for a 48-month loan is under 3%. At least you never have to worry about a late payment; under Uber's plan Santander will deduct your lease payments from your weekly payouts.

Operating costs

Now that we know the monthly payments ($689), the expected mileage (40k, per both Uber's communication to Salmon and the Santander microsite) and the lease term (4 years), we can start to see the true cost of being a full-time uberX driver. Below is a Kelly Blue Book estimate for the total cost of owning a 2014 Camry Hybrid LE driven 40,000 miles per year over a 4-year lease:

Beautiful Illusions: The Economics of UberX

Net income

[Edit: It's been pointed out to me that I erred in calculating depreciation expense. What KBB lists for depreciation in Year 1 is tax (rather than economic) depreciation, and it's inappropriate to expense both the payment and an allowance for economic depreciation. In other words, I double-dipped. Instead of $16,909, first-year operating costs should be closer to $6,754. As a result, I understated net income in Year 1 by about $2.63 per hour in Year 1, and $2.92 thereafter.]

In Year 1, this vehicle could be expected to cost its driver-lessor$16,909 $6,754 in operating costs, plus $8,268 in lease payments, plus a $2,000 upfront payment, for a total hit of $27,177 $18,022. Over a year of 70-hour weeks, that works out to around or $7.81 $5.18 per hour. This means that, after expenses, a full-time uberX driver in NYC, driving 70-hour weeks in a 2014 Toyota Camry Hybrid leased under Uber's promoted financing plan, can expect to bring in a pre-tax net income of $19.58 – $7.81 $5.18 =$11.77 $14.40 per hour ($40,959 $50,112 annually) in their first year driving for Uber, and around $14.55 $16.36 per hour ($50,634 $56,934 annually) thereafter.

I should point out that the insurance costs here are surely low — although Uber encourages its uberX drivers to find "standard vehicle insurance" as opposed to livery insurance, the coverages required are nearly impossible to find, especially for someone with poor or no credit working 70 hours a week as a cab driver. Meanwhile, taxi insurance in NYC can run $7,00010,000 per year, which would knock our driver's net income to an abysmal $9.47 $12.39 per hour in Year 1 ($32,956 $43,117) and $12.25 $15.17 per hour thereafter ($42.630 $52,792).

Once we've actually taken all of our operating costs into account, it turns out that our uberX driver is actually middle of the pack, with earnings between the 25th and 75th percentile of his peers. Which, in normal times, is exactly where we'd expect a single-dispatch taxi driver to end up.9

Beautiful Illusions: The Economics of UberX

Deregulation

The story of the for-hire vehicle industry (FHV) has been one long march toward commoditization, with drivers always getting the short end of an increasingly smaller stick. Since the early 1900s, taxi drivers have morphed from employees (prior to deregulation) to independent contractor-lessors (following deregulation) to sole proprietors (following Uber).10 With each transformation, the industry has shifted profits away from the drivers while pushing onto them a greater share of costs and liabilities. This is why drivers tend to push for medallion systems: because only by capping the supply of vehicles can full-time drivers be assured a living wage. Market equilibrium in a wholly deregulated taxi industry comes only when the desperate have driven out the good. The result is something that few cities would prefer to the imperfect gnarl that is a regulated taxi market.

I recognize that it's not exactly in fashion to side with regulation over laissez faire, and in many instances, I wouldn't. There are limits to markets, however, and the taxi industry presents an especially vivid example of that dynamic. We don't need to have this discussion in the abstract — we actually have hard data. The US went through an era of taxi deregulation in the 1970s, only to follow it with an era of re-regulation. From transport scholar Paul Dempsey's, Taxi Industry Regulation, Deregulation, and Reregulation: the Paradox of Market Failure (pg. 102):

[W]e need not rely on the theoretical assumptions of what unlimited entry will produce. We have empirical results which we can assess to determine what deregulation of the taxicab industry has produced.

Before 1983, some twenty-one cities deregulated taxicabs in whole or part. The experiences of these cities reveal that taxicab deregulation resulted in:

1. A significant increase in new entry;
2. A decline in operational efficiency and productivity;
3. An increase in highway congestion, energy consumption and environmental pollution;
4. An increase in rates;
5. A decline in driver income;
6. A deterioration in service; and
7. Little or no improvement in administrative costs.

I recommend reading the whole paper, then reading this one from the Journal of Transport Economics and Policy ("In every city where the taxicab industry has been deregulated, there has been a significant decline in taxicab productivity as measured by the number of daily trips per cab and trips per shift.") and finally this one from Price Waterhouse ("the effects of taxi industry deregulation have ranged from benign to adverse"). Theoretical models are important, but they should be shaped by data whenever possible.

Beautiful illusions

I can't think of any market more with more distorted supply and demand curves than the taxi industry today. Billions of dollars are pouring into this industry, and they're not going to capital investments like R&D or PP&E; instead, they're covering massive incentive expenses for both drivers and passengers. You could look at what's happening and plausibly call it a wealth transfer from investors to consumers, and you'd probably be more correct than if you had called it a well-functioning market. Knowing that, I'm not sure how you can take any number reported out of this industry at face value, let alone extrapolate future trends off of them.

What we're seeing is the very definition of an artificial market environment subsidized by huge infusions of outside capital. But despite the obvious distortionary effects of that capital, we're treating these trends like they're secular. Massively profitable cash flow businesses don't need billion dollar capital infusions every twelve months. Strong brands with differentiated products don't engage in race-to-the-bottom price wars. And businesses with great unit economics don't need to increase their unit sales by 5x to grow revenues by 2x.11

"Uber's brand will support high margins" was a plausible story when the company was focused on the luxury segment, but clearly that focus has shifted to the lower end of the market. If Uber raised the price of uberX by 25%, do you honestly believe that its customers wouldn't leave in droves? If drivers thought they could make more money on another dispatch network, do you honestly believe that they wouldn't switch? Until a mass market taxi company demonstrates that it can raise fares over a sustained period without suffering an offsetting reduction in demand, I don't see how it's reasonable to believe that auto transport is any less a commodity than air travel. And yet, that's exactly the assumption we're making.

Conclusion

Ultimately, the most anyone can do is make reasonable assumptions and think rigorously, and I've tried to do that here. I'm sure I'm wrong about many things in this post, and you are surely free to disagree with any and all points herein. But from where I'm sitting, the math just doesn't work.12

It would be easy to look at this post and say I don't get it. That I'm anti-innovation and a known Uber bear and I can't hear Jimi. I don't really have a good response to that. All I can say is, when I do the math and make reasonable assumptions based on available research, I don't see where the excess profits are supposed to come from. I don't mean to reason defensively — quite the opposite, in fact — but the numbers and industry dynamics lead me to the same conclusions as before. You are, as always, free to disagree.

  1. I should point out that Felix is wrong to assume that most cab drivers are employees. In fact, most are independent contractors. Indeed, the taxi industry was decades ahead of Uber in realizing the benefits of shifting operating costs and liabilities as far away from the profit-taking organization as possible. []
  2. If you are interested in a rigorous valuation, I'd suggest you read through Aswath Damodaran's excellent analysis. []
  3. 2014 Taxicab Factbook, pg. 7, fn. 1 []
  4. 40k miles per year / 11.5 miles per hour / 50 weeks = 69.6 hours per week. $90,766 / (69.6 hours per week x 50 weeks) = $26.10 per hour []
  5. See this spreadsheet for the reasoning behind my stopped-time assumption. []
  6. Factbook, pg. 8 []
  7. See Santander's FAQ. Funny enough, these awful terms are kind of a deal when compared with the terms laid out in the financing information sheet given out to drivers in Atlanta []
  8. You can work this out easily using Excel's RATE function. If nper = 48, pmt = $689, and pv = -24,750, then RATE(nper, pmt, pv) returns a monthly interest rate of 1.25%. Multiply that by 12 and you've got your APR []
  9. This all assumes, of course, that Uber doesn't further reduce the price of fares or raise its rake, or boot the driver from its system without process. []
  10. If you're curious about the history and evolution of the taxi industry, I suggest you pick up a copy of Taxi! Urban Economies and Social and Transport Impacts of Taxicabs. It's a fantastic read, rich with data and historical detail. It will also disabuse you of a number of facile narratives that have dominated the conversation recently. []
  11. This statement alone would set off alarm bells in a normal environment. []
  12. If my math is wrong, please tell me! I strongly believe that being proven wrong is often the shortest path to being right. []

This post first appeared on justin-singer.org, and has been republished here with the permission of the author.

The Campaign Manager Who Beat Eric Cantor Just Deleted His Facebook

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The Campaign Manager Who Beat Eric Cantor Just Deleted His Facebook

Boys will be boys. Zachary Werrell, 23, is just a boy who happens to be running the campaign of the tea partier who upset House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in last night's Virginia congressional primary. A boy who, like so many others, suddenly realized his Facebook rants could be a liability.

Yahoo News' Garance Franke-Ruta notes that Werrell's Facebook profile—which listed his job as "RINO Hunter" since 1991, the year of his birth—underwent major emergency surgery last night to remove some malignant growths:

From comparing George Zimmerman's shooting of unarmed black teenager Trayvon Martin to abortion to calling for the abolition of the Food and Drug Administration and encouraging the adoption of the silver monetary standard, Zachary Werrell – one of just two paid staffers for the upstart campaign of Randolph-Macon College economics professor [David] Brat – in 2012 and 2013 sought to build a public profile as a socially conservative libertarian voice. The Facebook postings were either taken down or made private overnight Tuesday in the wake of Brat's win, but Yahoo News took screenshots of some of the remarks before they were removed from view. A cached version of Werrell's page remained available on Google as of mid-Wednesday.

Werrell's boss, candidate David Brat, will probably win a congressional seat, which means the young lad will probably get a nice Hill job. Here's a post he deleted that argues pro-choice Americans should be appreciative of George Zimmerman killing a black teenager:

The Campaign Manager Who Beat Eric Cantor Just Deleted His Facebook

The Virginia politico also endorsed secession—of counties and cities—before thinking better of this post and trying to send it down the memory hole:

The Campaign Manager Who Beat Eric Cantor Just Deleted His Facebook

More unearthed gems from Yahoo:

On Oct. 25, 2013, he called for an end to the regulation of prescription drugs, citing a story from the Ludwig von Mises Institute. "Abolish the FDA!" he wrote.

On Oct. 29 of that year, it was a piece by Fred Reed from Lew Rockwell's website on "The Wussification of Boys" that set him off. "There is a war on boys!" Werrell wrote. "Rough housing, playing soldier, etc, are all punished or medicated away. And we wonder why there is gender inequality in the classroom and in college/attendance/graduation rates."

LewRockwell.com, whose namesake famously ghostwrote racist newsletters for former Republican congressman and libertarian rockstar Ron Paul, is noted for rants like the one Werrell praises, which states that "Women are totalitarian" and "feminized classrooms are consigning generations of our sons to years of misery and diminished future."

Werrell also apparently decided to privatize his thoughts on monetary policy, which boil down to a bizarre comparison between the value of silver and the value of paper that paper money is printed on:

The Campaign Manager Who Beat Eric Cantor Just Deleted His Facebook

Werrell's Facebook page is down now, his blog ("Zachary Werrell .com - Life. Liberty. Prosperity.") is in "maintenance mode," and he's not answering any questions about them. But if you'd like to read more of his thoughts on Marx and "Statist Propaganda," here's his Twitter and a cache of his FB.

[Photo credits: LinkedIn/AP via Phillymag.com]

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