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Cuomo's Inaction Could Kill Medical Marijuana in New York

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Cuomo's Inaction Could Kill Medical Marijuana in New York

Last week, after years of back-and-forth, it looked like New York might finally pass medical marijuana. Governor Andrew Cuomo, who opposed the idea as recently as last year, was basically on board, and the Compassionate Care Act had already passed the state Assembly. All that was left was the Senate, where the bill reportedly had more than enough support.

Now, everything might be crashing down. It started this morning in the New York Daily News, where Cuomo aides leaked a laundry list of the governor's problems with the bill — chiefly that it doesn't bar smoking weed (as opposed to vaporizing or THC pills) or sharing among patients. The governor also wants lowered doses, a restricted list of eligible diseases, and a five-year sunset period on the law before he'll consider passing it.

He doubled down on his doubts in an interview with WNYC today, telling Capitol Pressroom host Susan Arbetter he will not "be part of a system that's just going to wreak havoc." If medical marijuana isn't done right, he added, "it is a public safety and public health disaster."

Cuomo has not been entirely unsupportive of cannabis in the past: In January, he announced a pilot program that would allow 20 hospitals around the state to distribute the plant, and patients to ingest it however they'd like — including smoking. Why is he changing his tune?

Diane Savino, the Democrat who sponsored the Compassionate Care Act in the Senate, called Cuomo out for the inconsistency today. From NY State of Politics:

"Under his plan he supports smoking… there's an inconsistency," she said on The Capitol Pressroom, adding Cuomo's problems are "disingenuous."

She added a counter proposal from the governor's office hasn't been made available, and suggested Cuomo's office is now negotiating the bill through the press after details of Cuomo's problems with the bill leaked.

"You need to be serious in your approach," Savino said. "We've been waiting since Friday for language; we haven't gotten any."

The changes the governor wants aren't surprising, even if the "no smoking" rule will make potheads balk. They're the kinds of small tweaks that happen to most bills on their way to becoming laws — which wouldn't be a problem if the timing were different.

New York's legislative session ends this week, meaning if Cuomo can't find a compromise within the next few days, it's another year without medical marijuana.

Is the governor playing a game here? Raising objections at the eleventh hour could allow him to kill the bill without taking decisive action against it, covering his ass against criticism from the right while maintaining his status as a good liberal — exactly the kind of political cover he'll need if he decides to run for president.

[Image via AP]


Damning Analysis Shows Airbnb's Impact on San Francisco Housing

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Damning Analysis Shows Airbnb's Impact on San Francisco Housing

The San Francisco Chronicle analyzed local Airbnb listings in order to measure the site's impact on the housing shortage. Among nearly 5,000 listings, two-thirds were entire houses or apartments where the host would not be present, "contradicting" the $10 billion company's self-portrayal as a "sharing economy" service.

The analysis, conducted by the data extraction firm Connotate, showed that 160 of those entire homes and apartments were available for rent full time, "giving weight to arguments that the service is allowing landlords to flout strict rental laws," says The Chronicle.

After mapping the data, Connotate found two hotels worth of housing being rented in the Mission:

The Mission District, one of San Francisco's most densely populated areas with 34,000 residents, had the most Airbnb rentals of any neighborhood with 681 — equal to two Union Square Marriotts. Of those, 389 were entire houses.

Last February, the travel blog Skift also used Connotate to analyze Airbnb's impact in New York City. This is particularly significant because New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman cited Connotate's report in an affidavit (embedded here) attempting to subpoena illegal Airbnb users.

California Attorney General Kamala Harris has a friendlier relationship with Airbnb. But the data, which was extracted from site on May 19th, points to scenarios that could violate local regulations and end up invaliding a lease as eviction rates rise. According to the San Francisco Apartment Association:

Current San Francisco law prohibits short term rentals of less than 32 days, and no-subletting clauses in apartment leases prohibit residents from re-renting to others, nightly or otherwise. However, many tenants might not know that by using apartment-sharing websites to generate additional income, they could be violating their lease and several local laws, jeopardizing their housing in the process.

The vast majority of San Francisco hosts—86.4 percent—only had a single listing on the site, indicating that they were renting out their own home. But the Chronicle says the 513 hosts with multiple listings "could be treating a handful of units as more-lucrative vacation rentals."

Airbnb, which was founded in San Francisco in 2008, agreed to have hosts start paying the city's 14 percent hotel tax around the same time as it secured $450 million in financing, its fourth round of venture capital.

The number of San Francisco listings on Airbnb have nearly tripled in the past couple years. The paper says it may have been even higher months ago, before hosts removed listings for fear of being evicted or violating regulations.

To contact the author of this post, please email nitasha@gawker.com.

[Image via The San Francisco Chronicle]

Texas Police Now Ticketing Kids for "Cool Moves"

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Texas Police Now Ticketing Kids for "Cool Moves"

The police department in Pflugerville, Tx. is now encouraging kids to be "cool" by "following traffic laws." Starting today, kids who make "cool moves" like not jaywalking will be approached by cops and presented with a ticket that comes with free ice cream instead of a fine. The police did this last year and somehow did not terrify the 500 kids they ticketed.

Texas Police Now Ticketing Kids for "Cool Moves"

So what's a cool move, according to Pflugerville cops? There are a few: wearing a helmet while riding your Razor scooter, crossing at a crosswalk, using the correct hand signals when riding your bike, and looking both ways before you cross the street. If a kid pulls a slick move like this and gets "caught," look out. Free ice-cream.

Those new to the area might be confused by the idea of cops approaching and ticketing children, so KEWE-TV helpfully provided a guide to the "Cool Moves" campaign this morning. "Will Your Child Be Ticketed By Police?" the station asks. The answer is yes, if they're cool.

[Images via Shutterstock/SergeBertasiusPhotography and Pflugerville PD]

Penis Stimulants, and Other Great Tips From Marion Barry's New Memoir

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Marion Barry was mayor of Washington D.C. He's currently a council member in the District. In between, he did a stretch in a federal pen for smoking crack on camera. Now, in his new memoir, he can finally tell you about smacking a woman "upside the head" and what cocaine does to his dick.

In "Mayor for Life: The Incredible Story of Marion Barry, Jr.," Barry—who, again, is one of 13 sitting legislators who govern all of the 650,000 residents of the District of Columbia—clarifies that no, he did not get a blowjob in the waiting room of a Virginia jail, and no, he was never a drug addict. But yes, he did crack, and powder, a lot, and he beat women sometimes, because what are you gonna do?

Via the Washington Post:

In one high-profile revelation, Barry said his ability to win reelection to the mayoralty in 1994 caught the attention of President Bill Clinton, who "wanted to talk to me about how to handle embarrassing personal situations as a public official" shortly after the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke.

"I said, 'The first thing you gotta do is stop digging the hole that put you there in the first place,' " Barry writes, describing an undated encounter after a political event at an unnamed local hospital.

Few holes were ever dug as deep as Barry's conviction for puffing the rock in 1990 in a D.C. hotel with on-again, off-again paramour Rasheeda Moore—an encounter caught on FBI video. The Post poo-poos Barry's account of the bust as "peppered with claims that are questionable or demonstrably untrue." Because, you know, he comes off looking so good in it:

Barry did go up, after, he writes, Moore told him that she had ordered some soup from room service. In Room 727, he writes, "everything was set up just right to get me to drop my guard" — including cognac, ice and, most of all, Moore herself.

The crack was only a "means to an end," he writes. "I had no interest in the drugs, but I figured Rasheeda would have some good sex with me if I agreed to do it with her."

It wasn't always fun and games with his girlfriend, though:

Barry describes having to "smack Rasheeda upside the head . . . to get her off of me," confirming earlier accounts — including in "Dream City," the 1994 book about his rise and fall that Barry decries in his memoir — that he had struck Moore.

But what we're really here to talk about is cocaine and the thrice-married mayor's wang:

Less subject to question is Barry's account of his first use of cocaine, with an unnamed woman earlier in the decade. He said he decided to partake after the woman came on to him in sexually explicit terms. "I was curious," Barry writes. "If cocaine made this woman feel this hot, I wondered how it would make me feel."

He describes fumbling with the drug, blowing his first hit off of a business card before snorting it properly: It "felt like I had ejaculated. The cocaine was a powerful stimulant that went straight to my penis. I could see what this young woman was talking about.

"What happened next?" Barry writes. "I had sex with her."

That's Marion Barry, council member for the 8th Ward, District of Columbia. Cocaine-free since 2005 and racial controversy-free since, oh, December 2012.

GM Just Recalled 3.16 Million More Cars, Bringing Total To 20 Million

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GM Just Recalled 3.16 Million More Cars, Bringing Total To 20 Million

General Motors just announced that it's recalling another 3.16 million cars for "ignition" problems, which will raise their total number of vehicles recalled in the United States to above 20 million cars. They've basically recalled everything and it's cost them $2 billion.

Here's the peculiar (or perverse) part, GM has two ongoing and different ignition issues: those related to the Cobalt/Ion deaths and the ignition issue in the Camaro.

Right now it looks like this issue is the former with GM saying "the ignition switch may be unable to handle extra weight hanging on a slotted key." It should be noted that this isn't the same ignition switch, this appears to be a different one with a similar issue.

And here's a little nugget from Nathan Bomey, who got GM to confirm that Ray DeGiorgio — the guy fired for approving the Cobalt ignition — was involved in approving this design as well.

The vehicles include the 2005-2009 Buick Lacrosse, 2000-2005 Cadillac Deville, 2004-2011 Cadillac DTS, 2006-2011 Buick Lucerne, 2006-2008 Chevy Monte Carlo, and the 2006 to 2014 Chevy Impala.

People are being asked to remove extra weight from their key chains and drive only with the ignition key. Eventually, they'll be given new key inserts that'll prevent this from happening.

And that's not all, the full release at GM has these nice little additions:

In addition to the ignition key recall, GM also announced U.S. recalls for 165,770 vehicles in these five actions:

    • 68,887 model year 2013-14 Cadillac ATS and 21,863 model year 2014 Cadillac CTS sedans. In certain vehicles with automatic transmissions, the shift cable may not be fully secured to the shifter bracket or transmission bracket. If the shift cable comes out of the brackets, the driver may not be able to shift the transmission in or out of gear. GM is unaware of any crashes or injuries related to this condition.
    • 57,192 2015 Chevrolet Silverado 2500/3500 HD and 2015 GMC Sierra 2500/3500 GMC Sierra HD to inspect for proper attachment of power steering hose clamps to the power steering pump. If the vehicle is driven with the clamp unattached, the hose may disconnect from the pump or gear, causing a rapid loss of power steering fluid. This will result in loss of power steering assist and Hydro Boost powered brakes without warning. The vehicle would revert to manual brakes and manual steering. GM knows of no crashes or injuries from the condition. Dealers are to inspect power steering hose clamps in two locations to ensure they are properly attached.
    • 16,932 model year 2011 Cadillac CTS sedans with AWD. On some vehicles, a gasket leak where the constant velocity joint meets the rear propeller shaft may cause the rear propeller shaft to separate or become loose, making contact with the vehicle floor above and causing the rollover sensor to deploy the roof rail air bags. GM is aware of 15 unintended deployments, but injury data is unclear.
    • 712 model year 2014 Chevrolet Corvettes with optional Competition Sport Seats, because an unbelted child and door trim may block the passenger seat side air bag vent in a deployment. Dealers will replace the current air bag with a redesigned version. GM is unaware of any crashes or injuries related to this condition, but advises customers to not allow small children in the front seat until the vehicle is serviced.
    • 184 model year 2014-15 Chevrolet Silverado and GMC Sierra full-size pickups with vinyl floors and accessory all-weather floor mats purchased new with the vehicle. The mats can slip under the driver's feet because the vinyl floors have no attachments to secure them in place. Customers are advised take the floor mats to their dealer for a full refund. GM is unaware of any crashes or injuries related to the mats.

    According to The Detroit News that brings GM's total cost estimates to $2 billion in the first two quarters.

    Bitcoin Cartel Seizes Enough Power to Spend Money Twice

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    Bitcoin Cartel Seizes Enough Power to Spend Money Twice

    On paper, Bitcoin is easy, decentralized, secure, and democratic. Doesn't that sound nice? Unfortunately, the real Bitcoin is currently threatened by a shadowy organization called GHash that's managed to control 51% of the currency's computing power, and could destabilize the entire thing.

    Ars Technica reports that for the first time in the history of Bitcoin, the internet's favorite anonymous heroin-purchasing voucher, "a single entity has repeatedly provided more than half of the total computational power required to mine new digital coins, in some cases for sustained periods of time." That entity is GHash, a so-called "mining pool" that allows individuals to band together to generate Bitcoins out of thin air at a steady rate. Mining pools are supposed to take some of the sting out of this generating process, which is costly in terms of time, hardware, and your electricity bill.

    But by consolidating a majority of the planet's Bitcoin mining capacity, GHash has become a central figure in what's supposed to be an entirely decentralized system. And unlike, say, a central bank, no one knows who the hell really owns and operates GHash. It's accountable to nobody. There's no one to get in touch with, or scrutinize, or subpoena. There's no name on the door. GHash can also leverage its majority control of Bitcoin mining for all sorts of naughty tricks, like nullifying transactions at will, or spending the same Bitcoins more than once—a scam GHash has already been busted for once before.

    So how do you bring true regulation to a community of generally paranoid armchair economists? Reddit, in perfectly typical Reddit fashion, seems to think some combination of vengeance and whining is the answer:

    The way to "regulate" mining pools is to fuck up their earnings if they misbehave. The Bitcoin Foundation is a toothless entity that moves at a snail's pace, what are they going to do, put out a blog post that says "Please Stop?".

    If only there were some other, more reliable form of money one could freely acquire and spend!

    Photo: Getty

    Obama Might Send SEALs, Green Berets to Iraq

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    Obama Might Send SEALs, Green Berets to Iraq

    The White House is considering sending U.S. special operations forces to Iraq as the country's northwest collapses under the weight of a Sunni Islamist revolt, unnamed officials told the AP this afternoon.

    Deploying a small number, perhaps 100, of the elite forces is "high on a list of military options" under review for Iraq, the three officials told the news service.

    But it's unclear exactly what those troops' main function would be as the country devolves into sectarian conflict yet again:

    It's not clear how quickly the special forces could arrive in Iraq. It's also unknown whether they would remain in Baghdad or be sent to the nation's north, where the al-Qaida-inspired Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant has overrun several cities in the worst threat to the Shiite-led government since U.S. troops left in 2011.

    White House spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden said no combat troops would be sent to Iraq, but that the U.S. is looking at other options.

    To keep up with those political semantics, any military operators sent overseas would likely be labeled as trainers, tasked with "advise and assist" roles for the still-hurting Iraqi security forces:

    The troops would fall under the authority of the U.S. ambassador and would not be authorized to engage in combat, another U.S. official said. Their mission is "non-operational training" of both regular and counter terrorism units, which the military has interpreted to mean training on military bases, not in the field, the official said.

    Even so, it's unlikely that the U.S. elite forces would be prevented from engaging in action, perhaps helping to guide airstrikes or operating with Iraqi troops in the field, if the U.S. or Iraqi governments deem it necessary.

    About a hundred extra soldiers and Marines have already deployed to Iraq in recent weeks to fortify security for Americans at the U.S. embassy in Baghdad, the AP also reported.

    [Photo credit: U.S. Air Force]

    Woman Dies After Puking From Moving Vehicle and Hitting Her Head

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    Woman Dies After Puking From Moving Vehicle and Hitting Her Head

    Amanda Ezra, a mother of three from Mishawaka, Ind., died yesterday after hitting her head on an unidentified object while vomiting out the front window of a moving minivan. She was 24.

    Said Michelle Lyman, a neighbor:

    "You've got a 24-year-old child you've raised to be a young adult and has their whole life ahead of them, and it's snuffed out because of a decision that was made and because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time."

    Ezra had been drinking, and police believe she was sitting on the driver's lap. The driver, a man in his 20s, allegedly fled with another passenger after the accident. He was arrested for driving while intoxicated, causing serious bodily injury, and leaving the scene of an accident.


    KFC Apologizes for Kicking Out a Little Girl Over Her Facial Injuries

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    KFC Apologizes for Kicking Out a Little Girl Over Her Facial Injuries

    KFC has issued a $30,000 apology to the family of a 3-year-old Mississippi girl who was asked to leave one of their restaurants because her scarred face was "disrupting our customers."

    The little girl, Victoria Wilcher, suffered serious facial injuries after being attacked by her grandfather's three pit bulls. The dogs have since been put down. Victoria is recovering from broken bones in face, but she was left with visible scars and lost one eye.

    Since being kicked out of KFC, Victoria has become self-conscious about her injuries and afraid to look in the mirror.

    "When we go to a store, she doesn't even want to get out," her grandmother told WAPT. "She's 3 years old and she's embarrassed about what she looks like. She's embarrassed and I hate it because she shouldn't be. It ain't her fault."

    In a statement, KFC apologized for its franchisee's behavior toward the little girl, and agreed to donate $30,000 toward her medical bills, which the family is struggling to pay.

    "As soon as we learned of the report on Friday, we immediately began an investigation. This kind of hurtful and disrespectful action would not be tolerated by KFC. Regardless of the outcome of our investigation, we have apologized to Victoria's family and are committed to assisting them. We are making a $30,000 donation to help with her medical bills. The entire KFC family is behind Victoria and her recovery."

    Victoria still needs several more surgeries to reconstruct the right side of her face, which remains paralyzed. At the time of the KFC visit, she was on a feeding tube, but her family felt mashed potatoes would be soft enough for her to eat without chewing.

    [H/T Opposing Views, Photo via Facebook]

    "Now is not the time to re-litigate either the decision to invade Iraq in 2003 or the decision to wi

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    "Now is not the time to re-litigate either the decision to invade Iraq in 2003 or the decision to withdraw from it in 2011," William Kristol and Frederick Kagan write. Agreed! This is no time for blood-soaked proven idiot monsters to crawl back out and try to talk to us about war policy. Shut up forever.

    Russians Arrested For TP Attack on U.S. Embassy in Moscow

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    Russians Arrested For TP Attack on U.S. Embassy in Moscow

    Shit's getting serious in the world now. Fortunately, there's plenty of toilet paper.

    Four Russians were detained by cops in Moscow over the weekend for allegedly trying to toilet-paper the US embassy by lobbing rolls over a security fence. Via the English-language Moscow Times:

    There have been a spate of similar protests at embassies recently linked to the ongoing crisis in Ukraine.

    On Saturday, Ukrainian activists in Kiev wreaked havoc in front of the Russian Embassy and in retribution Russian lawmaker Vitaly Milonov on Sunday staged a protest at the Ukrainian Consulate in St. Petersburg.

    It was unclear whether the "toilet paper protest" was also connected to the ongoing conflict in Ukraine.

    The detained tossers may be part of the estimated 71 percent of Russians with a negative view of the U.S. Or they may just be Auburn fans.

    [Photo credit: State Department]

    The GOP Will Try to Entice You With This Shitshow of an Ad

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    Is it trying to get you to associate the Republican Party with SportsCenter? Hoping you'll fall for a lovable anti-Clinton mascot costume? Trying to court nut producers for donations? Who knows? The point is: Reince Priebus wanted it, and it's in HD, so watch the damn turd.

    This simulacrum of an ESPN ad, replete with a life-size squirrel mascot or something, is supposed to warm viewers to the Republican National Committee's new campaign against Hillary Clinton, i.e. a retired woman who hasn't announced she's running for anything. But if—if!—Clinton runs for president in two years, what with her high approval ratings, the GOP will have succeeded in letting you know where it stands:

    The GOP Will Try to Entice You With This Shitshow of an Ad

    Here's something that's not nuts, according to the American people: loving Bill Clinton, who just yesterday was determined by a poll to be the most admired president in the past 25 years. By a lot. Like, he was almost as popular as Barack Obama and the two George Bushes combined.

    Here's something that is nuts: Jockeying to be the party that represents everyday red-blooded Americans with an ad campaign revolving around a squirrel mascot costume from France. Dumbass rodent probably windsurfs and hangs out with that eurotrash GOP hipster.

    Hundreds of New Emoji Coming to Replace More Words

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    Hundreds of New Emoji Coming to Replace More Words

    It is safe to say that as we enter the summer of 2014, emoji demand is outpacing emoji supply. There are so many emoji, and yet, so many more words, so many emotions we can't yet ironically express via tiny images in text messages. That list, though, has dwindled: phones will soon be able to recognize up to 250 more emoji.

    This bit of news was first caught by The Verge:

    Unicode, an industry standard that regulates the presentation of text across different software platforms, updated today to include 250 new emoji, the Unicode Consortium says. It will be up to the makers of Unicode member platforms like iOS and Android to implement the new standard and develop pictographs to represent the emoji, each of which Unicode describes only with a few tantalizing words.

    Translated into layman's terms, that means that your iPhone or Android will have the capability to recognize hundreds of new symbols, but first software developers will have to draw those images up. But the list certainly has potential, even though it also seems incredibly daunting and perhaps even suffocating.

    Here are some possible new emoji, via Emojipedia:

    Thermometer, Cloud With Rain, Wind Blowing Face, Hot Pepper, Dove Of Peace, Pocket Calculator, Checker Board, Raised Hand With Part Between Middle And Ring Fingers (aka the fucking VULCAN SALUTE -Ed.) and Bed.

    Yes, there is finally going to be a bed emoji, which is perfect for a new language for people too lazy to verbalize their thoughts.

    [image via my iPhone]

    Duck Dynasty Nephew Running for Congress Says Our Rights Come From God

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    Duck Dynasty Nephew Running for Congress Says Our Rights Come From God

    Zach Dasher, nephew of Phil and Silas "Uncle Si" Robertson, of the highly politicized Duck Dynasty flock, announced his candidacy today for the Louisiana congressional seat to be vacated by Vance McAlister, who was caught on camera making out with a woman who was not his wife. It's a circling back of sorts: McAlister's other big moment of celebrity was when Duck Dynasty son Willie endorsed him for the same seat.

    Dasher, 36 and a pharmaceutical rep, has never run for office before. To surprise of absolutely no one, he's running on a strict, conservative platform. Also, applying gender pronouns to America at large.

    "I want to help restore America to what she once was—a nation that builds freedom and prosperity on the anchor of God," Dasher told the Shreveport Times.

    His candidacy, blessed by the full, reality television-provided and supported powers of the entire Duck Dynasty family, will be about returning G-O-D to this godforsaken country of ours.

    "I got to looking around at the problems in politics today, and what I see in Washington, D.C., is no God. There is no God. The elite political class thinks they can be running our lives," he told the Associated Press. "I think there's a vacuum in D.C. of people who understand where rights come from. Rights don't come from men. They come from God."

    [Image via AP]

    The Associated Press has confirmed that President Obama will deploy 275 military troops to Iraq to c


    Hey Regular People, Companies Want You to Invest in Their Risky IPOs

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    Hey Regular People, Companies Want You to Invest in Their Risky IPOs

    All the way back in April—when Uber commanded a $3.5 billion valuation, instead of $18 billion—the New York Times delineated the difference between the current tech boom and the dotcom cycles of yore: "If it is a bubble, one thing that sets it apart is its relative dearth of retail investors."

    That distinction is getting erased. The democratizing tide of the Internet has washed up on your nest egg, reports MSNBC.

    Some companies planning to go public are opting to include employees, fans and customers in their IPO, giving them access to shares at the same time and same price as Wall Street.

    GoPro, the wearable video camera company, will be employing that strategy during its initial public offering expected later this year. A startup called Loyal3 is helping the unaccredited to buy shares.

    Loyal3 underwrites IPOs alongside Wall Street banks and allows investors with as little as $100 to invest in the companies it helps take public. It also allows investors with as little as $10 to invest the opportunity to buy shares in companies using its platform.

    Aswath Damodaran, a popular finance professor at NYU's Stern School of Business, tells CNBC there's nothing wrong with targeting fans of your brand instead of savvy financiers:

    "I don't see these online platforms as doing something that bankers don't do already. If they are going to attract small investors, and investors buy into their sales pitch, then that's a chance they take," Damodaran said. "If they want to play the game, let them play the game."

    The key word there is "game."

    To contact the author of this post, please email nitasha@gawker.com.

    [Image via Shutterstock.com]

    Check Out These Incredible Twin Tornadoes in Nebraska

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    A storm in Nebraska produced an extremely rare pair of tornadoes this evening as it tracked through the northeastern part of the state. Multiple vortices are common in the strongest tornadoes (think Joplin), but two large, distinct tornadoes side-by-side like this is unprecedented.

    Numerous storm chasers are reporting "catastrophic damage" and serious injuries as a result of the tornadoes.

    Satellite tornadoes, where smaller, rope-like tornadoes circulate around a larger parent funnel, have been documented by spotters in the past, but it's hard to think of any time where we saw two independent tornadoes traveling side-by-side like this before. The Weather Channel's severe weather expert Dr. Greg Postel, filling in for Dr. Greg Forbes while he recovers from a round of chemotherapy this morning, says he's never seen or heard of a storm that's produced such a structure.

    The only other storm I can think of that produced multiple independent tornadoes like these is the infamous supercell that spawned seven tornadoes in one night in Grand Island, Nebraska back in 1980 — the storm was the inspiration for the novel-turned-TV-movie The Night of the Twisters.

    Reed Timmer was on the storm (of course) and he took this shot of damage left behind by one of the two twisters seen in the background.

    Here's another shot of the twisters taken by Matt Coker:

    Check Out These Incredible Twin Tornadoes in Nebraska

    For weather wonks, here's a screenshot I got of the radar while the twin tornadoes were on the ground. The circulations are visible in the white circles where the bright green and bright pink colors meet on the southwestern side of the storm.

    Check Out These Incredible Twin Tornadoes in Nebraska

    Tornado watches continue across the central Plains and upper Midwest, with enhanced "particularly dangerous situation" (PDS) wording added by the Storm Prediction Center. A PDS watch is rarely issued and it's meant to convey the severity of the tornadoes expected.

    [Video via The Weather Channel, images via Reed Timmer, Matt Coker, and RadarScope]

    Gym Bags Full of Cash Is a Great Metaphor for Celebrity Tech Investing

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    Gym Bags Full of Cash Is a Great Metaphor for Celebrity Tech Investing

    As part of its annual series on the highest-paid athletes, Fortune.com looks at Floyd Mayweather, Jr.: world champion boxer, fashion critic, and budding tech investor. So far, the only startup Mayweather has ever backed is Shots, a flailing selfie app financed by Justin Bieber and fluffed by TechCrunch.

    Fortune gleefully offers up an anecdote about Mayweather literally throwing money at at Shots founder John Shahidi and expecting it multiply:

    The man they call "Money" Mayweather tossed a gym bag full of cash at his friend and former employee.

    The friend refused. No no no, he said. That's not how you invest in a tech startup.

    Isn't it, though?

    Even famed acting-capitalist Ashton Kutcher began by throwing money at a few flops before he started cribbing off of experienced investors' portfolios.

    Celebrities find someone they think "gets" it and hand over the money and/or the promotional power of their personal brand. According to Fortune, Mayweather and Shahidi met through RockLive, his iOS game development startup, which put out athlete-based apps like Mike Tyson's Main Event. RockLive "rebranded" when Shahidi "came up with the idea for Shots." (The idea being a selfie app.)

    In 2012, after Shahidi had helped Mayweather set up his Twitter and Facebook accounts and guided him on social media, he told the fighter about Shots. Mayweather recalls, "I loved the idea. He told me, 'We've built it but need to release it at the right time.' Something gave me a good feeling about what he was saying and I felt like Shots was going to be something big."

    Gym Bags Full of Cash Is a Great Metaphor for Celebrity Tech Investing

    Even with Bieber commanding his 52 million followers to download Shots—it's right there in his Twitter bio—Mayweather's good feeling hasn't panned out. But he still considers Shahidi his sherpa through all things tech:

    But what is clear is that it is also Shahidi, more than just Shots, who Mayweather has put his faith in and who will guide his friend's future involvement in the space. "I own buildings, concert promotion companies, music publishing and other long term businesses, but Shots is my only tech investment," he says. "I want to fully understand a business before investing . . . I am going to talk to John and see what other cool non-competing startups might interest me. It's a great area to invest in and I trust John's knowledge of the industry to help me."

    Every Bieber needs their Braun.

    h/t @PE_Feeds

    To contact the author of this post, please email nitasha@gawker.com.

    [Image via Getty; graph via AppAnnie]

    Jennifer Lawrence's Email Address Probably Has "Butt" in It

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    Jennifer Lawrence's Email Address Probably Has "Butt" in It

    Your best friend, Jennifer Lawrence, has an email address with the word "butt" in it. Of course she does, because she's a cool girl who checks out John Stamos' ass and has a well-organized collection of butt plugs.

    This important J-Law email address update comes to us from New Zealand singer and Jennifer-Lawrence-email-address-haver Lorde, who tweeted this over the weekend:

    So, you know, just make sure you use that new email address when you want to start a Google Hangout with your pal Jen and then conspicuously forget to invite Taylor Swift to it.

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    When Louie Stopped Being Funny

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    When Louie Stopped Being Funny

    In the penultimate episode of this season of Louie, we're given a 90-minute flashback into Louie becoming a stoner in middle school. There's a scene in which his science teacher demonstrates to the class that if you fall asleep through loud noise, its absence can work the same way as an alarm clock to wake you up. This—waking up thanks to a sudden silence—was how I felt watching the fourth season of the show, which ended last night.

    Like most progressive white late 20somethings, I've been a fan of Louis CK's comedy before even his show's already-legendary on FX. Even when he's working hard against the grain—his n-word bit, the "feminist" rape joke—I think he's coming from a place where he's really trying to point out just how awful people—mainly white—can be, forcing self-examination and, ideally, change. That's what stand-up comedy should be. Most comedians don't get a pass the same way that Louis CK does; then again, most people are not as funny. But this season of Louie has done damage to my perception that CK is using brutality to make us think. There are instances of sexual and sex-related violence where Louie either faces no recourse or benefits from them and this runs counter to how I've seen him thus far.

    There are the cute comedy club waitresses who pay him no mind until he comes home from a Hamptons benefit, having had the shit beat out of him after he accidentally breaks his one-night stand's eye socket. That sex was consensual; the elbow incident felt shocking but truly unintentional. It was the smarmy smirk when he realized the waitress who had previously denied his advances was going to hang out with him, touch his face, feel pity, that made me think: This is not the same Louie anymore.

    We saw plotlines guided by typical Louie fare: perfecting his masturbation techniques, dealing with his ex-wife's constant disappointment in his behavior. But he had a lot more sexual tenacity this season after his random Hamptons encounter. A six-episode arc where Louie has a dopey romance with his Hungarian neighbor's non-English-speaking niece Amia is consummated via coercion. Louie's clumsiness has always been part of his charm and the twitterpated beginnings of his relationship with Amia should have remained just that. When, the morning after, she delivers a speech that only people who speak Hungarian (and probably some dark corner of Reddit) know the meat of. The only English she says to him: "No good." In the context of Louie's world, I am sure many viewers took this as a tragically funny comment on Louie's sexual prowess. I took her to be expressing her discomfort by how the situation shook out.

    I hoped that the next week they'd confront the scene. Instead, Amia wrote him a letter about how much she loved their time together, but that she had to return to her home country. Louie's neighbor, Dr. Bigelow (played with gruff brilliance by Charles Grodin), instructs him to embrace the pain. Heartbreak is a benefit of loving someone, Bigelow tells him: "You're so lucky. You're like a walking poem." This is the part that fucks me: As a viewer, and as a person who has recently been dumped and moved by Grodin's missives, I sympathize. I think, Oh, maybe he didn't know what he was doing. But I'm also a person who has written before about rape on this show. In season three, Louie is sodomized by a blind date (played by Melissa Leo). If you can recall, after performing oral sex on Louie in her car, she expects reciprocity. When he says he doesn't want to, she cold-cocks him in the face hard enough to shatter the glass of her passenger side window and then climbs on top of his face. I loved CK for writing this into the show. I thought that he could elicit empathy from men over sexual pressure by seeing it happen to someone like them. But I didn't share that experience this season in the same Grodin-featuring episode when Louie chased Pamela Adlon's eponymous character around his apartment, grabbing her and trying to force her into his bedroom. It's too real.

    That's this season's biggest problem. The show is always littered with the maudlin or the unfortunate, but it's usually counteracted with the outrageous. We like him because he's a family man, he struggles with his career, he believes in the right thing. When we see him in an episode like season three's "Dad" where he finally gets the gumption to visit his father, with whom he has a rocky past, but ultimately becomes so frightened that he runs away only to steal a motorcycle to drive across town to then steal a motor boat, so he can find sanctuary in the middle of the water. No one is ever going to do that, but that kind of desire exists in everyone: Doing the fantastical to get away from the upsetting. With Amia and Pamela, Louie does hasn't divined himself a Don Juan; he's reached into the shitty annals of power to get what he wants. We rely on Louie to retrieve himself from darkness using the absurd. But in season four, Louie dispenses darkness onto others.

    When Louie Stopped Being Funny

    So, with her back pressed to the wall, Adlon's fear becomes palpable. It's a disturbing scene because probably every woman you know has been in a similar situation—when the power dynamic shifts so that physicality reigns and the smaller person has to fight with insurmountable strength or submit without will. Pamela's best defense is screaming at him, "This would be rape if you weren't so stupid." It doesn't stop Louie, however, from backing her into a corner to steal a painful kiss before allowing her to leave. It is awful. On Morning After, Jacob Clifton wrote, "It's quite possible there is a dance happening here that I'm not equipped to notice, because I never had to learn the steps." For anyone who has never been in this situation before, the steps to that dance go like this: Do everything you can to get the fuck out of there before this moment ruins your life.

    For two weeks, I waited for the Pamela plotline to continue. The thing about Louie is that almost everything that happens on that show exists in a vacuum: He suffers no PTSD from seeing a homeless person have his head knocked off by a truck; he still has a pretty fine relationship with his brother, even though he's sexually propositioned him; we're supposed to be shocked when his daughter Lily wears blackface for her Frederick Douglass Halloween costume only to find out two seasons later, despite being white-looking, she is half-black. The one thing that has been constant? Pamela. And he's pretty much been nagging her to ameliorate his unrequited love since they met at a PTA meeting. His mom comes out of the closet, a date abandons him by hopping on a helicopter—we're supposed to forget about all of these things, but we're never supposed to forget about Pamela.

    And how could I? Adlon's characters tend to be brash. She's a firecracker as Marcy Runkle on the increasingly unfortunate Californication and maintained a perfect sarcastic malaise when she played CK's wife on his short-lived HBO sitcom Lucky Louie. But Louie's Pamela? The toughest. During last night's finale, when Louie asks her what she's doing, she tells him, "Searching for elephants in your mother's vagina." Her coldness, her potty-humor, her penchant for berating him: I get it. She's perfect for him. Except for one major thing, she repeatedly, repeatedly tells him that she is not attracted to him. And, yet, by the end of the two-part episode, they are sharing a bath, a nod to the one time in a past season where she considered acquiescing to his interest.

    In "Pamela Pt. 1," before the attempted rape scene, Louie does a lengthy stand-up bit about how he believes that women should be the dominant sex (because mothers are the first people who take care of you) and theorizes that at some point ("when we walked around naked") they were. But to him, women spent too much time making fun of and "flicking" penises, so that when men took over, their fear of women turned them into monsters. "We're so scared of [women]," he says. "We punch a woman and she is like, 'Wahhh' and [we react], 'We can hit them!' We're so afraid of women." But in parts 2 and 3, Pamela only acknowledges the awkward kiss when Louie asks her on a proper date, as if the rest of the incident was not totally terrifying—and especially for the viewer, for people like myself who have been in that kind of situation before. There is no learning moment. There is no example to be made. What we learn in this season of Louie is that if you press a woman hard enough, she will eventually be romantic with you in the capacity that you want.

    Claire Lobenfeld is a music and culture writing living in New York. A former staff member at Stereogum and Complex, her recent work has appeared in SPIN, Billboard, Rolling Stone and InStyle.

    [Illustration by Jim Cooke]

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