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'Gender-Bending Anti-Man', 'Fuck Off' and Other Kind Words to Keep Us Warm This Weekend

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'Gender-Bending Anti-Man', 'Fuck Off' and Other Kind Words to Keep Us Warm This Weekend Welcome to the weekend. A weekend we'll all spend huddled inside, guzzling boxed wine and praying the power doesn't go out because god forbid we're without Netflix for a few hours. That is, except for Cord, who'll probably be trail running while he double fists tacos or whatever they do in Los Angeles.

At least we'll have the warmth of your kind emails to keep us from freezing this weekend.

Let me guess, you're the kind of person who's upset there's no men's history month as well.

Subj: Girls Against Boys

Congratulations: your inept 'review' of GIRLS AGAINST BOYS is one of
the most worthless, ill-informed and badly written pieces of garbage
on the internet. No modern zero-budget F-movie is a 'discursive
lightning rod' or capable of becoming one; the days of CANNIBAL
HOLOCAUST and LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT are long gone. You are worse than
clueless if you think vengeance has anything to do with 'finding a
voice' or if you can seriously use 'nuance' in a discussion of this
amateur crap. Your abysmal taste is inexcusable. You must be thirteen.

What's more, only a self-flagellating, dickless retard could ever
endorse such cheap filth or write anything like the words "wielding
their authority like it's a giant cock." If a man has no place making
a feminist movie in your turbo-lesbo-feminazi universe, obviously you
shouldn't have wasted your time adding yet more phallus to the
discourse. With a worldview like that, you have no Y chromosome. You
are a gender-bending anti-man.

If you're a woman named Rich, then my apologies, you're just another
awful proudly sexist bitch.

Classy place, Boston

Subj: My father was born in Charlestown, around 1904.... He knew half
the characters in The Town, and Bolger was his pal.

The Boston Irish!.... What a race... Mass and communion on Sunday,
and "bad stuff" the rest of the time....

When one would go away...to Concord Reformatory..... the phrase was
"Oh, Joe... he fell on hard times...."... meaning "10 to 20" years
worth of hard times.

jb

I don't think anyone here has any desire to get anywhere near Tony Snow's ass.

Subj: Insulting Tony Snow

You wouldn't make a pimple on Tony Snow's ass.

For the record, Robert comes from an Old German name meaning "bright with glory." I don't plan on changing it, despite a lack of glory.

Subj: Hey your name is Rich

Your name is Rich. If you had no money will you change your name to
Poor? Because Rich is short for Richard, but the word "rich" also
means wealthy. The word "poor" is the opposite of the word "rich," so
it make it funny if you change it when you are out of money. This make
me bunt. Yups. So go fuck off and eat dog shit.

[Image by Jim Cooke]


The Latest on the Historic Snowstorm Currently Thumping the Northeast

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The Latest on the Historic Snowstorm Currently Thumping the NortheastIt's here! A huge snowstorm (which some—not me!—are calling "Nemo") is currently moving ominously across the Northeast, piling up feet of snow and rousing winds over 50 m.p.h. up and down the east coast. Here's the latest on the possibly record-breaking storm, from New Jersey to Maine.

In New York City

The Latest on the Historic Snowstorm Currently Thumping the Northeast

  • New Yorkers should expect somewhere between 11 and 15 inches of snow by tomorrow morning, though it could be more or less depending on how far you are from the coastline.
  • They should also expect heavy winds, up to 50 m.p.h. in some places.
  • Point being, don't go outside.
  • MTA subways and buses are still running, and no major suspensions are anticipated. (Though: come on.) Metro-North will be suspended starting at 10 p.m., and Governor Cuomo has already declared a state of emergency.
  • Some 2,000 flights have been cancelled out of the metro's three major airports; northbound Amtrak service has been stopped. No one's leaving.
  • There's a coastal flooding warning for all boroughs except the Bronx.
  • Alternate-side parking has been suspended until Monday.
  • If you live in New York City and see or know a homeless person on the street or another public place, call 311. The Department of Homeless Services is doubling its efforts tonight and will be checking on its clients twice as often.
  • Fashion Week is still, apparently, on, with more heat and doubled-up tents. Good luck, I guess.

In the Rest of the Tri-State Area

  • Northern New Jersey is looking at something like three to six inches of snow; Connecticut—which already has several inches—could get as much as two feet by the end of the day tomorrow.
  • The Jersey Shore is bracing for flooding.
  • Most NJ Transit busses and trains have been suspended. So have all CT Transit busses.
  • A number of gas stations on Long Island and in New Jersey and Connecticut are out of gas as people rush to stock up for their generators.
  • The Governor of Connecticut has declared a state of emergency.

In Massachusetts & New England

The Latest on the Historic Snowstorm Currently Thumping the Northeast

  • Northern New England is fucked the worst: over two feet in parts of Massachusetts, Maine and New Hampshire, and only slightly less in Vermont and Rhode Island.
  • Plus winds of over 60 m.p.h. in same places.
  • In addition to a state of emergency, Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick has declared a statewide travel ban. No cars on the road—if you're caught, the punishment is up to a year in prison and a hefty fine. (This is the first such ban since Boston's record-setting 1978 blizzard, which dropped 27" of snow.)
  • In Rhode Island, there's a highway travel ban.
  • Maine doesn't have a travel ban yet—but there was a 19-car pileup.

In California

[images via AP]

The Morning After: Everything That Happened During Last Night's Monstrous Blizzard

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The Morning After: Everything That Happened During Last Night's Monstrous BlizzardGood morning, survivors!

Snow has now stopped falling in New York City and New Jersey, while it will continue for a few more hours in Massachusetts, Connecticut, Long Island, New Hampshire and Maine. It's already the sixth-biggest storm in Boston on record, and since snow's still coming down, it'll probably climb higher by the end of the day.

Hurricane-force winds, as well as the snow, left over 650,000 across the region without power, while snowfall totals reached over two feet for much of Massachusetts and parts of Connecticut. The grand champion? Milford, Conn., at 38 inches. Here's everything else that happened during last night's blizzard.

On the Long Island Expressway, many motorists were stuck overnight when an accident brought traffic to a halt as the blizzard moved in. Hundreds of cars were abandoned and left in the middle of the highway while rescuers guided their drivers to safety.

The Morning After: Everything That Happened During Last Night's Monstrous BlizzardA woman crosses the street in Portland, Maine.

One death has been reported in connection with the blizzard, as a woman in Poughkeepsie, NY lost control of her car and struck an elderly man who was walking on the side of the road.

Snow will continue to fall throughout the day in Maine, where a record-breaking 29.3 inches of snow has been recorded, on its way to over 30 before the end of the storm.

The Morning After: Everything That Happened During Last Night's Monstrous BlizzardOcean overflows the sea wall in Winthrop, Mass.

The Pilgrim Nuclear Power Plant in Plymouth, MA lost power overnight when snow knocked out offsite power. The plant is now running on its own diesel generators, and officials insist that there is no danger.

New York City airports have just begun service again, with the first passenger flights landing since yesterday, although service remains limited.

Here's a map from the National Weather Service keeping track of the snowfall across the region (damn, Connecticut!).

The Morning After: Everything That Happened During Last Night's Monstrous BlizzardA car buried in the snow in Southington, Conn.

To get a sense of how quickly the snow fell after dark, check out the GIF below of this time-lapse video by Geoff Fox, who set a camera on his porch in Hamden, CT.

The Morning After: Everything That Happened During Last Night's Monstrous Blizzard

Sporting a manly bomber jacket which seems to say "I can't be in Bermuda this time, because this just isn't my style when I'm doing my Bermuda thing," NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg told New Yorkers this morning that "we were lucky," as the storm moved off towards sea, sparing the region a replay of the devastation Sandy caused a few months ago. The final snowfall total for Central Park came in at a little under a foot.

Hug your loved ones, dig out those snow pants, watch out for yellow snow, and enjoy what looks like to be a mostly clear day - after all the hysterics, bogus names, and doomsday prepping, we have been left a beautiful, bright snowscape.

The Morning After: Everything That Happened During Last Night's Monstrous BlizzardNewtown, Penn.

Show Us Your Craziest Pictures From Flake-Quake

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Show Us Your Craziest Pictures From Flake-Quake Snope. Snow kidding. There's a storm out there. But if a thousand feet of snow falls on the Northeast and you're not there to pick the right Instagram filter, did it really fall at all?

Here's hoping we never have to answer that question.

Show us your best storm pictures in the comments. And stay warm! Have a snack!

[Image via AP]

A Rockefeller By Any Other Name Would Make Just as Much

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A Rockefeller By Any Other Name Would Make Just as MuchDepressing information for the normal set: a new study from an economist at UC Davis has found that social mobility, while still a cool concept, is not really happening. By following the rare surnames of prosperous Swedes (prosperous Swedes wake up every morning, clad in their flaxen robes, singing "I am a prosperous Sweeeeede!"), Gregory Clark found that the names of elite families in the 18th century still make up more than their correct proportion of premium jobs. According to The Economist:

As late as 2011 aristocratic surnames appear among the ranks of lawyers, considered for this purpose a high-status position, at a frequency almost six times that of their occurrence in the population as a whole. Mr Clark reckons that even in famously mobile Sweden, some 70-80% of a family's social status is transmitted from generation to generation across a span of centuries. Other economists use similar techniques to reveal comparable immobility in societies from 19th-century Spain to post-Qing-dynasty China. Inherited advantage is detectable for a very long time.

In short: your pal Sven Vanderbilt-Linnaeus is probably going to have a pretty easy go of it.

Working in conjunction with professor Neil Cummins of Queens College, Clark found that in Britain "70-80% of economic advantage seems to be transmitted from generation to generation."

But what about America, land of opportunity (and robes of only the finest Brillo)? Our widening inequality does not bode well at all for future striving generations, as our social mobility is now roughly even with Britain. Being even with a country that prides itself on a iron-tight class system is pretty effin' bad.

So what hope does the rabble have? Clark found that "low mobility may be down to differences in underlying 'social competence'. Such competence is potentially heritable and is reinforced by the human tendency to mate with partners of similar traits and ability."

A proposal: Liberal Arts College, while possibly not the most useful way for a young man of the middle classes to spend his youth, does briefly afford him the opportunity to make out and possibly date the Daughters of American Industry. So make out hard, fellas! The end of social inequality is in your trembling, calloused, peasant hands.

Lark Voorhies Sits Down for Another Bizarre, Cosmetically Questionable Interview

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The Lisa Turtle meltdown of 2012 is still happening. Still.

Thirty-eight-year-old Saved by the Bell alum Lark Voorhies "stopped by" the Inside Edition studio to "set the record straight" on rumors that she is bipolar or suffering a crisis. The ensuing segment was titled "Saved by the Bell Mystery," which sounds ridiculous and melodramatic, but also true, because seriously, what the fuck is going on with Lark Voorhies?

"It has no relevance to me, so it does not relate to me whatsoever, and I don't carry on associated...association with it. At all," says Voorhies in response to an awkwardly phrased question about reports suggesting that she's "off-base."

This is the most recent of several times that Voorhies has spoken to the press with the intention of confirming that she is fine, and the effect being the exact opposite.

The saga started in May, when she appeared in a Yahoo! interview looking like her makeup gun had been set to "vomit." The story there was how unstable she looked, not acted.

Then in October, People ran a story in which Voorhies' mother claimed her daughter was bipolar. Voorhies participated in the piece and according to People, during the interview she "would frequently stop mid-sentence and stare off, often mumbling to herself or to others who weren't there." Voorhies then explained to the magazine, "I have a strong spiritual sense. You caught me in moments of pray [sic]."

(It was at this time that we also discovered her comma-laden bibliography as an e-book author.)

Later that month, TMZ caught up with her. She reflected on the People article by saying, "Well I think it quite comical... I'll put it to you like this, outside contract, everything is funny. Beautiful pictures though, don't you think?"

We aren't even caught up to the most recent chapter, because then in November, Voorhies went on Entertainment Tonight to refute everything. She was described during the report as "charming" and rambling.

"It is a small, uh, opinionata that is getting blown thoroughly out of proportion. I have no stating reasons why anyone should worry about me. I mean, clearly I am a very strong, top-of-the-line, always-rising-to-it personage. And um, I have no worries myself, nor do I exude, exhibit or posses within my living strata...stratus any reason why someone should worry in my behalf. It's just lies. It's completely fictional," she said.

And that brings us up to now, which finds Voorhies still on her beat. It's a fascinating, unpredictable performance but oh boy, does she need to stop with all this if she really wants us to think that nothing is wrong.

Snow Has Obliterated New York Fashion Week: Host Fashion Week Inside Your Apartment Instead

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Snow Has Obliterated New York Fashion Week: Host Fashion Week Inside Your Apartment InsteadMercedes-Benz Fashion Week, the biannual fashion colloquium in which Maxxinistas from all over the globe gather in New York to learn which fashions are legal to wear, was thrown into chaos last night, as a storm with no name bore down on the city. With London Fashion Week scheduled to begin February 15, an event-wide postponement was off the table. It was either catwalk through the blizzard or enter grimly into a Year Without Style.

And while no events were technically cancelled (organizers have promised to put tents up, around the other tents), Michael Kors wore Ugg boots to the Project Runway presentation, which is essentially a cancellation of the entire endeavor. So unless you're reading this from a tent within a tent within a tent within a tent in Lincoln Center, odds are the snow or your crushing agoraphobia kept you trapped at home. Here's how to host your own New York Fashion Week with friends (lovers? strangers!) in your apartment:

Décor:

Arrange artful honeycombs of Diet Pepsi throughout your apartment, making sure they look intentional rather than slovenly. Disregard your animal instinct to serve Diet Coke instead of The Poor Man's Brown Water; everyone prefers it, but we must honor our sponsors.

Speaking of which: While cans of low-cal caffeine will fly off the shelves with no trouble, Fiber One® bars (provided by NYFW sponsor Fiber One®) are tougher to move than a big BM in a low-fiber diet, because no one likes them. Combat this problem by dropping them in paper gift bags set under various chairs/tables/countertops around the apartment. Inside each gift bag, place four Fiber One® bars and then one more Fiber One® bar.

Guest Attire

Instruct your guests (friends; neighbors; shanghai'd deliverymen) to dress "vaguely famous." If they request clarification, tell them to "be effortless." Elaborate no further. (Ideally, a layperson will be unable to tell if all or none of you are "that girl on that Bravo show" or "the friend of that girl on that Bravo show".)

Note: Precipitation falling from the sky in any form will render it impossible to burn curly hair into submission for much of the weekend. Leave a plugged-in flat iron dangling on the rim of your bathroom sink so that guests may touch up their pin-straight coiffures at will.

Icebreakers:

Discretely place around the apartment "conversation starter" index cards to help elevate the discourse of your reluctant sartorialists, e.g.:

"Like everyone, I treasure clean lines but wonder: Is it possible for a line to be too clean?"
"I found the silhouette to be, frankly, offensive."
"The fabric of the kaftan was to die for."
"Buongiorno, Olivia."
"How has your favorite designer incorporated smokey textures for fall?"

TIP: Any time someone compliments your outfit, lean forward and say "Sorry?" so they have to repeat the compliment. Now you have two compliments.

Party Games

After they have spent few minutes awkwardly shuffling around your cramped apartment while pretending to text "editorial," show your guests to out-of-the-way seats. Direct one person to the arm of a couch; another, to a step-stool in a closet. Frown at your clipboard and tell the delivery man that you don't see his name, but add that he's "welcome to stand" in the corner. If anyone tries to move from their assigned seat, shake your head; all other seats are reserved.

Observe your guests as they sit nervously, waiting for something to happen. Quietly dismiss anyone who does not appear to be effortless.

The Show

Watch an episode of Say Yes to the Dress to the first commercial break.

Goodbyes

Twenty-eight minutes after the guests arrive, shoo them back out into the snow; "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We've got another group that needs the space."

Drop an extra Fiber One® bar into everyone's bag as they leave.

[Image via Getty]

Apartment Hunting and 'Kitchen Privileges'

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Apartment Hunting and 'Kitchen Privileges' If you live in a city of a certain size and do not own a home, chances are that you have had to spend a not-insubstantial portion of your life scanning Craigslist and other ad services looking for a place to rent. If you are not a particularly wealthy person, chances are that you have come across a great many listings in your price range that employ the crushing phrase "kitchen privileges."

Anna Pulley at the SF Weekly pointed out the insidious nature of the phrase in her article yesterday about Craigslist-bashing and the worst of housing ads:

As someone who recently spent many months looking for an S.F. apartment on CL, I've definitely seen my share of horrendous ads, but you know what? I'd far prefer to live with someone who likes her cat and would make me blended beverages than someone who would "appreciate it if you didn't use the kitchen," or would prefer I "not have sex in the house" (true story).

I appreciate a good Craigslist teardown as much as anyone, but Pulley's point, that the profusion of ads promising "occasional kitchen access (light cooking only)" or "optional furniture" is far worse than the occasional long-winded description of upbeat roommates, is a good one. A quick look through the Craigslist housing section for any major American city brings you into constant contact with the phrase. Any in-law unit, studio, or room share ad will carefully lay out how often the applicant might be allowed to use a kitchen: kitchen privilege levels can range from "none" to to "some" to "full."

"Kitchen privilege" implies that kitchens are some sort of exciting innovation that certain lucky renters are getting to test out in an advance trial run rather than just "the place where food happens."


Mariah Carey Is So Weird and Rich (and Probably Drunk) That She Celebrates Christmas in February

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Earlier today, Mariah Carey posted almost three minutes of herself listening to herself (specifically her rendition of "O Come, All Ye Faithful") and rambling over the blaring music about celebrating Christmas in February. In the YouTube clip, she shows off a Christmas tree recently purchased in Connecticut, a roaring fire and decorations. She wishes everyone a merry Christmas and an early happy Valentine's Day. It is a festive, seasonally malapropos moment.

It is also a gift from a woman who just keeps on giving. For someone as self-consciously demure as Mariah, the lack of quality control is impressive. I haven't heard her ramble so hard since she melted down outside a Jersey FYE in 2001, pre-Glitter.

After taking over the camera and filming upside down for a while, Mariah tells her people, "Listening to Christmas music today, driving around, seeing different people, you feel good and that's what life is about. So you can say what you wanna say, but we having fun." We wouldn't want it any other way.

Alleged Killer Cop Found and Returned Thousands of Dollars to a Church in 2002

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Alleged Killer Cop Found and Returned Thousands of Dollars to a Church in 2002 In a development that's sure to add members to alleged murderer Christopher Dorner's burgeoning fan base, it's been uncovered that Dorner was once profiled by an Oklahoma newspaper for a remarkable act of good citizenship.

The Enid News and Eagle this week republished a 2002 story about a then-Navy ensign named Chris Dorner who, with one of his military colleagues, found nearly $8,000 in a bag in the middle of the road and promptly turned the money over to the police. It turned out the money belonged to a church, and the church's pastor has confirmed that the Dorner he met in 2002 is the same person currently suspected of killing three people in the LA area. Back then, Dorner said his decision to return the cash was "an integrity thing."

"The military stresses integrity," Dorner said. "There was a couple of thousand dollars, and if people are willing to give that to a church, it must be pretty important to them."

He said it was "a little scary" having that much money in front of him.

Dorner said his mother taught him honesty and integrity.

"I didn't work for it, so it's not mine. And it was for the church," he said. "It's not so much the integrity, but it was someone else's money. I would hope someone would do that for me."

Dorner, who claimed in a Facebook manifesto that a corrupt LAPD has led him to his "last resort," remains on the run from police.

[Image via Facebook]

The NYPD Probably Didn't Stop All That Crime

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The NYPD Probably Didn't Stop All That CrimeHere's the popular consensus: In the mid-nineties, New York City finally got tough on crime. By using the ground-breaking CompStat computer system, cracking down on misdemeanors and criminalizing social situations (like hanging out with other people in parks or hallways), as well as instituting its controversial "Stop and Frisk" strategy, crime fell. It went down a jaw-dropping 40% in three years. Bill Bratton (pictured above), its intrepid police commissioner, was hailed as an innovator and savior. The legacy of Mayor Rudolph Giulliani was forever intertwined with the "broken windows" policy, which then spread to cities worldwide. Being tough on crime meant arresting anyone (mostly poor people) for the slightest of infractions. And that's how New York City came back.

The problem with popular consensus is that once it's cemented, it's very difficult to change. We believe in the narrative above because it makes sense: crime had to be solved, and, whether we liked it or not, we were given a solution.

What's less easy to swallow, however, is the growing acknowledgement that the NYPD had almost nothing to do with drop in crime. A new paper by New York University sociologist David Greenberg focuses on the statistical flaws in studies that support the NYPD's claim, and finds "no evidence that misdemeanor arrests reduced levels of homicide, robbery, or aggravated assaults."

Most damaging to the "broken windows" policing narrative is the chart below, which shows that crime had begun to plummet well before 1994, when Bratton took office.

The NYPD Probably Didn't Stop All That Crime

Another study cited by Greenberg, this one by Richard Rosenfeld of the University of Missouri, shows how little crime rates have decreased in precincts that aggressively use "Stop and Frisk" tactics.

So why did crime drop then? If it wasn't the militarization and constitutional overreach of police departments nationwide, then what? Did people just start acting better?

While Greenberg leaves the door open to alternative explanations, like Roe V. Wade leading to more abortions and less crime, or even less exposure to lead paint, he doesn't offer a true reason why crime dropped. For whatever the reason it dropped, cities, especially New York, are left in the uncomfortable situation of clinging to policing methods that are not only extralegal, but also impractical and wrong. Popular consensus is a tough thing to turn around, however, and the myth of being "tough on crime" helps perpetuate the stoic, unwavering vigilance of our insanely popular police leadership, who are too ashamed, scared, and stubborn to back down even an inch.

Gassed in Pennsylvania: Green Jobs, Black Men, and the Dirty Hope of Fracking

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Gassed in Pennsylvania: Green Jobs, Black Men, and the Dirty Hope of FrackingAfter an intense six-week training program, the only thing that stands between Aaron Alton and a $90,000 fracking job is a commercial driver's license. It's August of 2012. The job, at a natural gas drilling company, is Aaron's ticket out of Harrisburg, PA.

Waiting at the PennDOT, the state's motor-vehicle office, Aaron thinks he's all set until they run his information. They tell him that his driving privileges are suspended. He remembers being pulled over a year ago for tinted windows on a Lincoln Navigator.

Driving with tinted windows is not illegal.

It is, however, the pretext used to pull over lots of drivers in Pennsylvania who happen to be black and Puerto Rican.

That particular stop—his third with the same cop within months—happened on the same day his insurance had lapsed. Driving without insurance is an automatic three-month suspension, which Aaron thought he had already served. But he'd never sent the actual license card to the county while he was off the road.

A suspended regular license means no commercial license, which means no fracking job. Aaron thinks about his current job at the city's notorious alternative school for kids labeled delinquent, where he's overworked and underpaid. He thinks about the teens he counseled there. They are 15-year-olds. Much of their drive is already dissolved. He's seen many of them buried or hauled off to prison.

Standing at the PennDOT counter, Aaron thinks of his own friends in and out of prison and the few free ones who he'd told that he had finally found an escape hatch in fracking. Most of his friends had grown jaded from the many other workforce training programs, the green job charmers, and labor recruiters that too often left them certified and licensed to be nothing but unemployed. Now Aaron would have to face them and tell them that in spite of all his preparation, his fracking job, the one he thought would free him, wasn't happening.

***

I was in third grade when I learned that Harrisburg burned its garbage off into the air. I thought my school was weird because we often had these "drills" where our teachers led us downstairs to the school's creepy basement that seemed inhabited with shadows.

During the drills, we had pencil fights, joked around and busted on each other's mamas until a teacher hushed us. Teachers distracted us from the shadows with games like "I've Got a Secret." We were told the drills were done in case a meltdown happened at the nearby nuclear plant, Three Mile Island.

One day, a friend of mine told me that the garbage plant, the city's waste incinerator, would melt down too. Sometimes we were sent home and our families were ordered to stay inside because the "air was bad." I don't know if it was ever explained to us that the emissions from the garbage plant, right there in the state capital, were toxic.

The incinerator broke frequently and it was so out of compliance with the Clear Air Act that the EPA would eventually shut it down completely. Harrisburg's long-time Mayor, Stephen Reed, said, "The useful life of the plant was 20 to 25 years max."

But before it was even 15 years old, the plant was already eroded.

The city borrowed tens of millions of dollars to pay for constant upgrades and repairs throughout the 1990s, and by the time EPA shuttered it in 2003, the city owed over $100 million on it.

The plant should have stayed closed.

Instead, the mayor took out more bonds and loans to have it re-opened, saying without it, the city would lose jobs. The Reed administration hired a small company called Barlow that said it could make the incinerator run more efficiently and less toxically. Barlow claimed it could retrofit the plant with a new process that used high-pressure air blasts to manage the waste and decrease noxious gas emissions.

In order to take out more debt, the city and the county had to prove that the plant was "self-liquidating," meaning it would pay for itself. They did that by agreeing that all of the cities in Dauphin County would ship their trash to Harrisburg, and the fees the city collected for that service would be the revenue to pay off the debt. If that didn't work, the taxpayers, whether they knew it or not, would foot the bill.

It didn't work.

Barlow over-promised. They'd done a couple of pilot projects, but never a retrofit of this magnitude. Work delays and unaccounted-for expenses drove Barlow into bankruptcy. Meanwhile, the city continued to borrow millions, kicking the can down the road for future generations. As bonds, insurance, and loan payment dates lapsed, the city kept driving the incinerator along like nothing was wrong, and no one lost their license.

What the incinerator ended up burning was a hole in the city's finances, leaving the city $340 million in debt. Half of the city's population is African-American, and another 20 percent is Latino, mostly Puerto Rican. A quarter of them live below poverty level. Overall, Harrisburg now owes over a billion dollars, most of which could be passed on to its 50,000 residents through tax hikes. Every man, woman and child in the city is on the hook for about $30,000, which happens to be twice as much as Harrisburg's average income per household.

***

The fumes from decades of burning trash were part of a larger legacy, where the nation's incinerators, power plants, and other facilities spewed trillions of tons of greenhouse gases. Climate change is why we're now getting baked, flooded, and stormed over.

In 2008, the Obama Administration determined that one of the best ways to fight climate change was to phase out greenhouse gas-spewing industries and phase in clean energy. America's old facilities had been emitting heat-trapping gases like carbon dioxide and methane for too long, while other aged buildings were wasting off excessive heat and energy. Obama's plan was to have them closed or retrofitted so they'd be more energy efficient and less polluting.

This approach was very much what Harrisburg was trying to do with its incinerator.

Obama gave considerable attention to developing natural gas, which he called a "bridge fuel." This bridge was not entirely dirty, but it wasn't all that clean either. The discovery of rock shale gas deposits under our feet, and a new procedure called hydraulic fracturing, or "fracking," could free up volumes of natural gas and wean us off dirty energy sources like coal and oil.

Many environmentalists advised against natural gas, citing potential risks like toxic chemicals leaking into our water supplies and the presence of deadly methane in the gases. But it was an energy source that many Democrats and Republicans agreed on, and, most importantly, fracking offered jobs.

Meanwhile, many believed that green jobs, created by bolstering wind and solar energy companies, were a solution to the unemployment crisis, with the jobless rate running over 50 percent among black and Latino young adults in small cities like Harrisburg and major cities like Chicago.

Green jobs projects, though, were mostly pilot programs in random cities—nothing long-term or widespread like the jobs offered by the fossil fuel industries. In Pennsylvania, coal, the dirtiest of all fuels, was still king. As king, the coal companies it did its mightiest to keep green jobs in the pilot phase. Together with oil and gas companies, the coal industry did a PR blitz, even trying to convince Americans that they could burn "clean coal." They also filled Republican candidates coffers with millions of dollars to fight clean energy policies. Their goal was to obstruct and delay renewable energy, and block wind and solar from any license to operate.

Environmentalists and most Democrats lined up with the green energy companies, while anti-regulation capitalists and Republicans lined up with the fossil-fuel empires.

While they duked it out, natural gas slowly seeped to the top. And my friend, Aaron Alton, needed a better job and a way out.

Around 2009, Aaron was out in Harrisburg with his cousin Deon and a close homey, Mack, celebrating a new gig he was about to start the following day with Pepsi. It was a somewhat promising position, one that nudged him far above the hourly-waged jobs he had been familiar with. They stopped at a bar Uptown for drinks when Aaron got into it with some dude intent on playing SuperThug. Punches were thrown. Some connected. Broken Corona bottles were everywhere.

They rushed out of the spot before the cops came. Taking inventory of their bruises, lost cell phones, and jewelry, Mack saw a blanket of blood covering Aaron's chest. Aaron was leaking badly from his neck. Perhaps due to shock, he barely felt it.

Deon sped him to the hospital where doctors said the laceration had stopped just a quarter-inch from his jugular. Six hours, one surgery and 22 stitches later, Aaron lay in the hospital bed thinking, I don't want to live this life anymore. He was unable to take the Pepsi gig, stuck in Harrisburg and left wondering if everything pays for itself.

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In December 2011, I got a tweet from Aaron's account: "Chuck's sister Tarina was killed."

Tarina was our best friend's little sister—our little sister. Reports said her estranged husband shot and stabbed her multiple times. I went back to Harrisburg for the funeral. As usual, the funeral served as a reunion for old friends to talk about who was in jail, who'd been shot, who else died, and who was pregnant again.

Aaron talked about something else, though. He was so hyped about these healthy-waged jobs he heard were coming to Pennsylvania. All he needed was the ability to relocate upstate and a commercial drivers license. When he told me that the industry was interested in was natural gas-drilling and fracking, I initially blanched. As an environmental reporter, I was hyper-aware of the dangers implicit in that work. But intimately knowing the story of Aaron and Harrisburg, I tucked that awareness away, smiled at him, gave him dap, and told him, "That's whassup. Get that money."

A company called Shale Net Talent Match had a grant from the US Department of Labor to train and place workers with the hundreds of drilling companies flocking to Pennsylvania for our generation's gold rush: gaseous hydrocarbons. Many of the jobs available were for truck drivers, transporting millions of gallons of water and millions of pounds of sand back and forth to well sites. The wells are drilled down to rock formations deep below the earth's surface; the sand and water are mixed with unnamed chemicals and then blasted through the underground rock sheets to release a blend of gases that are captured above ground. Imagine of the vapors released from the rocks as a crack user inhales through a crack pipe. Now imagine those vapors being used for energy. That's fracking.

Landing a job in the fracking industry became Aaron's mission. The jobs typically paid between $70,000 and $120,000 to start. He then hoped to leave Harrisburg, probably for Houston where he had family and heard there were even more drilling jobs.

Aaron looked for commercial driving classes. They were expensive, running between $5,000 and $7,000. But Shale Net was offering grants to cover these costs. The jobs would pay for themselves. He applied for the grant, and the first classes were scheduled for May 2012.

At the juvenile delinquent facility where he worked, Aaron's nerves were flaring up. The kids were growing more aggressive. There were meltdowns, emotional and physical. Then there was a riot that temporarily shut the facility down. Aaron was one of the counselors blamed for not having more control over the kids and was demoted.

With the May classes on the horizon, he didn't let the demotion break his spirit. But then the May classes were pushed back to June. June classes were pushed back again to July. Aaron looked in the mirror every morning and worried that this gig might not happen. A huge scar across his jawbone and neck was a painful reminder of unfulfilled promises he'd made to himself.

Finally, in July 2012, Aaron started that four-week course in CDL training, eight hours a day, five days a week. He woke up early every morning to get to class by 7 a.m. He went to work at the juvenile center immediately after classes ended. The earliest he got home every night was 10 p.m.

***

After a week of general workforce training, and a week of worker safety training, all that was left was getting the actual license. He expected Shale Net would place him with a company. The natural gas industry in Pennsylvania was literally bubbling. The Obama Administration committed to subsidizing it with billions since it was the closest thing they could come to clean energy without pissing off the Republicans.

By August, Aaron's driving training had wrapped and a six-figure salary was within reach. His girlfriend told him she was pregnant. Aaron was in talks with cousins and uncles in North Carolina and Texas who were telling him that with the commercial license, he could move there, drive trucks, make more than a living wage, and raise a family.

By this point, Aaron understood the climate change crisis. But it didn't matter. In places like Harrisburg, people were suffocating, and in the fracking industry—no matter how dirty or dangerous it was—Aaron saw hope.

He went to the PennDOT office with a certificate in hand, showing he had completed the trainings and that all costs were paid. The Shale Net representative told him companies were lined up and he would be hired immediately.

That's when he found out his drivers license was suspended.

***

Aaron's last hope was reaching out to a college administrator who worked at the community college associated with the Shale Net training course. Aaron understood that the relationship with the administrator was a connection most similarly situated black men in Harrisburg didn't have.

Surprisingly, the administrator was able to work it out with the transportation deparment, and Shale Net convinced a company to hold a position for him. Aaron now works for a company called Frac Tech Services International as an equipment operator. He started January 2 of this year. Instead of transporting water and sand as he would have done in the job he originally wanted, Aaron is handling the machinery that does the actual fracking. The job isn't an immediate way out of Harrisburg, but it's a step, the biggest step Aaron has taken in his life.

I checked Aaron's Facebook page last week and saw that he posted a picture of his open hand. It looked aged, weary and hardened. Creases slashed across his palms like deep windshield cracks. Aaron's fingers were smudged, charcoaled and ashed. In his comments, he wrote, "I been working hard so I deserve a hand massage, right?"

Aaron Alton has only been fracking for a month now. We will eventually pay for that, whether we know it or not.

Brentin Mock is a Pittsburgh-born, Harrisburg-raised independent journalist currently living in New Orleans. He's covered environmental justice and civil rights issues for the last six years. His forthcoming series on the Supreme Court's review of the Voting Rights Act can be read later this month at Colorlines.com, where he reports for Voting Rights Watch.

In a project overseen by contributing editor Kiese Laymon, Gawker is running a personal essay every weekend. Please send suggestions to saturdays@gawker.com.

Fielding Questions About 'White America'

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Fielding Questions About 'White America' We receive a great many emails here at Gawker headquarters. We cannot answer them all. But today, we can answer one of them. This morning, prominent email-sender Tony Caputo sent in a list of questions. Here are the answers:

Subject: WHEN IS???????????????

DEAR WHITE AMERICA:

WHEN IS WHITE HISTORY MONTH?

White History Month falls during the month of Flivvember, as it does every year. Please consult your official White Person's bedside calendar for further reference. If you have lost your official White Person's bedside calendar, please consult your official White Person's combination wristwatch and traffic ticket canceller. For further questions about official white holidays, please contact your local branch of the White IRS (the real one) by speaking directly into the drawing of a Founding Father on any piece of legal tender.

WHEN IS WHITE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION? THE BLACKS HAVE HAD IT FOR 50 YEARS NOW AND HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT!

White affirmative action will begin in 2072. Please be patient. Next on the 50-year-affirmative-action docket are the Trobriand Islanders. They will give affirmative action to white people when it is their turn.

WHEN IS THERE GOING TO BE AN ALL WHITE BEAUTY CONTEST?

When the current reigning Queen of White Beauty dies. Currently she is in excellent health, has all of her original teeth, and living in the Mammoth Cave system of Kentucky. When the day comes that she feels death approaching, she will use her remaining powers to summon her former court to her side and announce plans to select America's next most beautiful white woman. Her bones will then be added to the collection behind Thomas Jefferson's eyes in Mt. Rushmore.

WHEN WILL THERE BE A WHITE CONGRESSIONAL CAUCUS?

When House Representative Steven King can hunt and defeat the white hart that entered into the hall of the Department Operations, Oversight, and Nutrition Committee on the feast day of St. Stephen's, and not a day before.

WHEN WILL THERE BE AN ALL WHITE COLLEGE?

When Ted Nugent finishes his dissertation and can present the board with a viable business plan.

WHEN WILL THERE BE A NAAWP?

Oh, I am sorry. This is uncomfortable. There is a NAAWP. They are not currently considering you for membership. Thank you for your interest.

DO BLACK POLITICIANS LOOK AFTER AND HELP ALL THEIR PEOPLE OR JUST "THE BLACKS"?

Neither; black politicians are all currently occupied with the building of Health Care City, a city where the streets are made of health care and the health care is made of reverse racism (and the reverse racism is made out of more health care).

WHEN WILL BLACK ERIC HOLDER ABOLISH "THE BLACK PANTHERS"?

Black Eric Holder cannot abolish the Black Panthers. The Black Panthers can only be abolished by the spirit of Shirley Chisholm after the last injustice has been righted.

DOES BARACK OBAMA BREAK ANY "CIVIL RIGHT LAWS"?

The current drone program is a distinct possibility.

WHO SPEAKS FOR WHITE AMERICA?

The Racist Lorax. The Racist Lorax is, perhaps ironically, fluent in over 20 major world languages, including sign language, so as to speak for White America more efficiently. The Racist Lorax also speaks for trees. (Truffula trees only. Non-Truffula trees need not contact the Racist Lorax for speaking engagements or other advocacy work.)

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Ron Paul Calls on United Nations (Which He Doesn't Believe In) to Confiscate RonPaul.Com

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Ron Paul Calls on United Nations (Which He Doesn't Believe In) to Confiscate RonPaul.ComIn 2008, a group of Ron Paul supporters founded RonPaul.com, a Ron Paul fan-site that became one of the leading sources for information about and support for the perennial Libertarian presidential candidate. The creators of the site "put our lives on hold and invested 5 years of hard work into Ron Paul, RonPaul.com and Ron Paul 2012." His presidential campaign fell short, but the enthusiasm lived on as supporters continued to rally around this free enterprise Messiah.

Yesterday morning, Ron Paul repaid their support by filing a complaint with the World Intellectual Property Organization, an agency of Paul's much-reviled United Nations, seeking the expropriation of both RonPaul.com and RonPaul.org from his supporters without any compensation.

The editors of RonPaul.com explained the situation,

Last month, after Ron Paul expressed regret on the Alex Jones show over not owning RonPaul.com (in an interview titled "Ron Paul: The Internet Is Our Last Chance to Awaken America"), dozens of supporters urged us to contact Ron Paul to work out a deal.

We sent Ron Paul the following respectful offer [View/Download PDF File], explaining that we'd prefer to keep RonPaul.com due to reasons explained in our letter.

At the same time we offered him RonPaul.org as a free gift so we could keep using RonPaul.com and he wouldn't have to use something like RonPaulsHomePage.com.

Ron Paul rejected their offer. They then told Paul exactly how much their site was worth:

Our offer went on to explain that in case Ron Paul insisted on obtaining RonPaul.com, we would prepare a complete liberty package consisting of RonPaul.com and our 170k mailing list.

The value we put on the deal was $250k; we are getting our mailing list appraised right now but we are confident it is easily worth more than $250k all by itself.

Their offer is consistent with their beliefs: In Libertarianism, nothing is free, except Freedom, which isn't really all that free anyway. What happened next is outstanding: instead of engaging in Free Market bargaining, Ron Paul (RON PAUL) appealed to an international governmental organization for help.

The editors of RonPaul.com have reprinted some very choice words that Paul had to say about the United Nations while he was in office:

Those bureaucrats are not satisfied by meddling only in international disputes, however. The UN increasingly wants to influence our domestic environmental, trade, labor, tax, and gun laws. Its global planners fully intend to expand the UN into a true world government, complete with taxes, courts, and a standing army. This is not an alarmist statement; these facts are readily promoted on the UN's own website. UN planners do not care about national sovereignty; in fact they are actively hostile to it. They correctly view it as an obstacle to their plans. They simply aren't interested in our Constitution and republican form of government.

The choice is very clear: we either follow the Constitution or submit to UN global governance. American national sovereignty cannot survive if we allow our domestic laws to be crafted by an international body. This needs to be stated publicly more often. If we continue down the UN path, America as we know it will cease to exist.

Down is up. Cats are doing dogs. Ron Paul has asked the United Nations for help.

Seven Days Later, the Killer Ex-Cop Is Still On the Loose

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Seven Days Later, the Killer Ex-Cop Is Still On the LooseThe manhunt continues for Christopher Jordan Dorner, the alleged killer of 3 people, whose manic manifesto, celebrity fixations, and past good deeds have earned him a burgeoning fanbase.

Cops are still searching the area by Big Bear Lake in the San Bernardino Mountains of California, after finding his burned-out pickup there on Thursday. The manhunt was suspended overnight as a snowstorm moved in and temperatures dropped into the teens. Police are setting the dragnet wide as there have been reported sightings as far away as Las Vegas and the California-Mexico border.

Responding to Dorner's growing online support, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa told media:

"There is absolutely nothing that was done to this individual that would rationalize in any way the murder of three innocent people. The notion that somehow this deranged individual be given any credence boggles my mind."

Meanwhile, Maggie Carranza, 47, and her mother, 71-year-old Emma Hernandez, the two newspaper delivery women who were shot after being mistaken for Dorner (their cars were similar), were not given any warning before they were shot, their lawyer claims. "There was no warning. There were no orders. No commands. Just gunshots." Police shot between twenty and thirty rounds. The officers who shot the mother and daughter have been put on paid administrative leave.

NBC News is reporting that three of Dorner's relationships ended in legal action, while police released a new photo of Dorner from a few weeks ago.

Police are growing skeptical that they have Dorner cornered, however. ""We're going to continue searching until we find he either left the mountain or we find him, one or the other," San Bernardino County Sheriff John McMahon told reporters.


Dozens of Hidden Pyramids Found in Sudan

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Dozens of Hidden Pyramids Found in Sudan Had you asked me last week if the number of known pyramids in the world was likely to substantially increase anytime soon, I might have said no; how wrong I would have been. LiveScience recently reported that in the last three years "at least 35" petite pyramids have been uncovered for the first time in millennia at a single site in Sudan.

In one field season alone, in 2011, the research team discovered 13 pyramids packed into roughly 5,381 square feet (500 square meters), or slightly larger than an NBA basketball court...

One of the most interesting new finds was an offering table found by the remains of a pyramid. It appears to depict the goddess Isis and the jackal-headed god Anubis and includes an inscription, written in Meroitic language, dedicated to a woman named "Aba-la," which may be a nickname for "grandmother," Rilly writes.

It reads in translation:

Oh Isis! Oh Osiris!

It is Aba-la.

Make her drink plentiful water;

Make her eat plentiful bread;

Make her be served a good meal.

The offering table with inscription was a final send-off for a woman, possibly a grandmother, given a pyramid burial nearly 2,000 years ago.

This increase in the global pyramid supply doesn't even take into account the numerous pyramids discovered in Egypt via satellite from 2011. We live in a world that continually disgorges surprisingly wee pyramids covered in ancient, terse blessings; we live in a good world.

[Image via AP]

Students, Teacher at Indiana High School Demand 'Traditional Prom' Without Gay Kids

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Students, Teacher at Indiana High School Demand 'Traditional Prom' Without Gay Kids

Students, parents, and at least one teacher at Sullivan High School in Sullivan, Indiana, have come together in support for a "traditional prom" that prohibits gays from attending.

Those who met yesterday at the Sullivan First Christian Church to discuss the possibility of holding a "separate but equal" prom say others agree with their idea but are reluctant to speak up.

"If we can get a good prom then we can convince more people to come and follow what they believe," student Kynon Johnson told NBC 2.

"We want to make the public see that we love the homosexuals, but we don't think it's right nor should it be accepted," said student Bonnie McCammon.

Along with parents and local pastors who supported the throwback initiative, one teacher also spoke out in favor of the homophobic prom.

"I believe that it was life circumstances and they chose to be that way; God created everyone equal," said special ed teacher Diana Medley. "Homosexual students come to me with their problems, and I don't agree with them, but I care about them. It's the same thing with my special needs kids, I think God puts everyone in our lives for a reason."

Asked if she thought gays also "have a purpose in live," Medley responded, "No, I honestly don't. Sorry, but I don't."

Meanwhile, a counter campaign has been launched by Sullivan students who believe prom should be for all students.

In the comments of the now-defunct "2013 Sullivan Traditional Prom" Facebook page, one student noted that many at the high school disagree with their classmates' call for a "traditional prom," and emphasized that the school itself does not support banning gays from prom.

"Sullivan High School is ACCEPTING the same-sex couples and the staff at SHS is for the same-sex couples going and so are the majority of student and people in the community," the student wrote. "I absolutely hate how my town is getting called Anti-Gay Bigots because a few "Christians" are planning a separate prom! Not all of Sullivan is like that I can damn well guarantee it."

Correction: A previous version of this post misidentified the Sullivan student who spoke out against the "traditional prom" as gay. That student is, in fact, straight.

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Has America Had Enough of Mass Incarceration?

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Has America Had Enough of Mass Incarceration?More than two decades of The War on Drugs has proven definitively that locking people in jail is a terrible way to solve the drug problem. It has given us the world's highest incarceration rate—an incarceration problem that is worse than the problems that the mass incarceration was supposed to solve. Now, perhaps, the pendulum has begun to swing back towards sanity.

The WSJ today looks at the scattered, but hopeful, evidence of the slowwwwww beginnings of a decline in the American prison state. While noting that there are no comprehensive stats on prison closures, the bulk of evidence seems to indicate that states are starting to shut down prisons and shrink their inmate count—not from a sense of moral duty so much as from a fiscal imperative. Locking up everyone turns out to be pretty expensive.

Cash-strapped states are increasingly turning to corrections budgets in search of cuts. From 1982 through 2001, state corrections budgets more than tripled to a peak of $53.5 billion, according to the Bureau of Justice Statistics. Now, spending is 9% below that level... in 2010, the inmate population fell for the first time in nearly four decades.

If only there were more effective ways to spend that money.

[WSJ. Photo: AP]

Cancel Valentine's Day: The Grandest Romantic Gesture Possible Has Been Performed

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Cancel Valentine's Day: The Grandest Romantic Gesture Possible Has Been Performed

The Grand Romantic Gesture is a trope as old as romance itself.

So it was really only a matter of time before someone came along and performed the ultimate grand romantic gesture: A display of affection so over-the-top that any attempt to surpass it would be predestined to fail, thereby rendering any effort pointless and all other gestures subpar.

Cancel Valentine's Day: The Grandest Romantic Gesture Possible Has Been Performed

Case in point: This tale of love after death from Sue Johnston of Houston, Texas.

My Sweet husband, John, and I were married for 46 years. Each Valentine's Day, he'd send me the most beautiful flowers containing a note with five simple words: 'My love for you grows.' Four children, 46 bouquets and a lifetime of love were his legacy to me when he passed away two years ago.

On my first Valentine's Day alone, 10 months after I lost him, I was shocked to receive a gorgeous bouquet addressed to me...from John. Angry and heartbroken, I called the florist to say there had been a mistake. The florist replied, 'No, ma'am, it's not a mistake. Before he passed away, your husband prepaid for many years and asked us to guarantee that you'd continue getting bouquets every Valentine's Day.' With my heart in my throat, I hung up the phone and read the attached card. It said, 'My love for you is eternal.'

In other words, not only did John ensure that his romantic gesture would be the grandest — he also ensured it would remain so for the rest of recorded time.

[image via HyperVocal via @LettersOfNote]

The SEAL Who Shot Osama Finally Breaks Silence, Says Navy Told Him 'Go Fuck Yourself'

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The SEAL Who Shot Osama Finally Breaks Silence, Says Navy Told Him 'Go Fuck Yourself'The Navy SEAL who killed Osama Bin Laden in the 2011 nighttime raid on the Al Qaeda leader's compound in Abbottabad has finally broken his silence. In an Esquire article published today, the Center for Investigative Reporting's Phil Bronstein writes about the guy—who's remaining anonymous—and his attempts to form a post-Osama life. The upshot: with no assistance from the Navy or the government, he's been left with no insurance, no job, and no security. But he's got a lot of good stories.

Bronstein writes that the SEAL—whom he calls throughout the story, more than a little melodramatically, The Shooter—left the Navy last September, retiring after 16 years. That's four shy of the full 20, which means no transitional health insurance and no pension. And with no desire to become a security contractor, few job prospects. (A call to a video-game company is unfruitful: "Right now we are pretty stacked with consultants," he's told.) The last job help the Navy offered him was a witness protection-like setup: he'd become a beer-truck driver in Milwaukee, under an assumed identity, and he and his family would have to give up any contact with their former lives.

"The Shooter"—unlike No Easy Day author Matt Bissonette—has no desire to go public about who he is, for security reasons as much as anything. (His wife and kids, Bronstein writes, have been taught home-defense tactics that edge into paranoia, and are considering transferring all titles and bill to her name, to sever his paper connection to the family.) Which means he's like almost any other veteran finding inadequate institutional support during a difficult transition into civilian life: depressingly common. (One conspicuous and odd absence from the article: the Department of Veterans Affairs, which should theoretically be able to provide material support and job assistance.)

But, okay. If nothing else, he's got stories, the kind Zero Dark Thirty's screenwriters would've killed for, from the pre-raid:

At Jalalabad, the Shooter saw the CIA analyst pacing. She asked me why I was so calm. I told her, We do this every night. We go to a house, we fuck with some people, and we leave. This is just a longer flight.

This is hearsay, but I understand Obama said, Hell no. My guys are not surrendering. What do we need to rain hell on the Pakistani military? That was the one time in my life I was thinking, I am fucking voting for this guy. I had a picture of him lying in bed at night, thinking, You're not fucking with my guys. Like, he's thinking about us.

to the raid itself:

On the third floor, there were two chicks yelling at us and the point man was yelling at them and he said to me, "Hey, we need to get moving. These bitches is getting truculent." I remember saying to myself, Truculent? Really? Love that word.

and he's not unpoetic when it comes to the assassination itself.

And I remember as I watched him breathe out the last part of air, I thought: Is this the best thing I've ever done, or the worst thing I've ever done? This is real and that's him. Holy shit.

Everybody wanted him dead, but nobody wanted to say, Hey, you're going to kill this guy. It was just sort of understood that's what we wanted to do.

[Esquire; image of Abbottabad via AP]

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