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Welcome to Guitar Center, a Nightmare from Which You'll Never Escape

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When you first step inside the Times Square Guitar Center, perhaps you hear the opening arpeggios of "Stairway to Heaven," floating across the sales floor like a spring breeze. Then, the "Crazy Train" solo adds a dissonant but not altogether unpleasant counterpoint, followed closely by the "Layla" chorus riff, as if in fugue. By the time "Enter Sandman" starts, slow and lumbering, things are starting to sound ugly.

The cowbell starts quietly, over your left shoulder, a sinister accompaniment to the drunken rendition of "Don't Fear the Reaper" on your right. Behind you, a middle-aged shredder gallops through "Barracuda" like a crazed mare, fire in his eyes and tremble in his picking hand. The opening strains of "Smoke on the Water" beckon you further still into the chaos that lies ahead.

There's no turning back.

Ch-Chunk. My eyes feel like they're gonna bleed. Ch-Chunk, Ch-Chunk, Ch-Chunk. Dried up and bulging out my skull. Ch-Chunk, Ch-Chunk, Ch-Chunk. My mouth is dry, Ch-Chunk. My face is numb, Ch-Chunk, Ch-Chunk, Ch-Chunk.

By the time you begin clawing your way toward the DJ section, "sound," "music," "your own sense of self"—these have all become nebulous concepts, vague recollections of a life you once lived. You won't ever be leaving this place, you realize, and maybe that's for the better. A strange sticklike object catches your eye on the wall, and you take it, running your left hand along its neck. With your right, you delicately finger its strings. How does "Back in Black" go again?


Winklevoss Twins Let a Struggling Startup Die Over a Paltry Payday

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Winklevoss Twins Let a Struggling Startup Die Over a Paltry Payday

No one derails a startup quite like the Winklevoss twins. Now their colossal egos have sunk a startup they invested in because they didn't approve of the terms of its sale.

The alleged casualty of Winklevii's hubris is Hukkster, a discount-tracking app with approximately 300,000 users. The company raised $4.5 million in funding throughout its 27 month life span, according to BuzzFeed, and Winklevoss Capital was its largest investor.

However, Hukkster's sizable chunk of funding wasn't enough to sustain it. The company was reportedly "burning through cash" and was unable to find new investors. So the app, which notified users when products they followed went on sale, needed to either sell or shut down.

BuzzFeed reports that Jet.com's Marc Lore offered to acquire Hukkster "for a fire sale price of less than $1.5 million" at the last minute. The price was low, especially given how much the company had raised, but it would have saved the business:

[The offer] appealed to [Hukkster co-founders Katie Finnegan and Erica Bell] because it would allow Hukkster to keep its website running and its team mostly intact and return at least some money to [the company's most recent] investors, who had been issued convertible debt. (That money was going to be spent on digital marketing and advertising, the pair told BuzzFeed at the time.) The Winklevoss twins were equity investors and thus ranked below debtors for a payout, though they did have blocking rights for a deal, two people familiar with the matter said.

The Winklevoss bros were allegedly miffed they and their friends wouldn't be receiving a payout in the sale. Instead of letting it go through, the twins, who reportedly made upwards of $300 million when Facebook went public, blocked the Hukkster deal hoping to reap more from the small sale.

But with a term sheet on the table and the deal set to close, the twins said they wanted all equity holders to share in proceeds from the sale, which just "didn't make sense" given the financial structure, said two people familiar with the matter. The debtholders came back to the Winklevoss twins and said they could share in 15% of the deal's proceeds if they waived the block, but the twins refused to back down unless 20 or so equity investors were also able to split the money, according to a third person with knowledge of the negotiations. A number of the twins' friends were invested in the company as equity holders, though Winklevoss Capital was the largest equity investor, this person said.

The debtholders—who had only just invested in Hukkster in March—decided they had enough of the Winklevoss's antics and killed the deal altogether. This left Hukkster with a depleted bank account and no choice but to "abruptly" shut down.

Now their employees are presumably without jobs and the company "will probably head into bankruptcy," according to BuzzFeed. All that's left of Hukkster is a splash page celebrating the million-plus hours worked on the business and a brief message telling their users "it's time for a nap."

Winklevoss Twins Let a Struggling Startup Die Over a Paltry Payday

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Nassim Taleb, the author of The Black Swan and one of the most original and provocative thinkers in

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Nassim Taleb, the author of The Black Swan and one of the most original and provocative thinkers in the fields of economics and risk management, is not good at Twitter.

Fake Shark Attack Selfie Tries, Fails to Kill Fall Out Boy

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Fake Shark Attack Selfie Tries, Fails to Kill Fall Out Boy

For a celebrity, one of the greatest rites of passage is one's first viral death hoax. On Thursday, musician Pete Wentz finally reached this milestone, transforming before our very eyes from a Fall Out Boy into a Fall Out Man.

Unfortunately for him, this particular death hoax identified Wentz as "James Crowlett," a 34-year-old insurance salesman from Oregon, in a fake news story titled "Man Takes Selfie Moments Before Deadly Shark Attack."

Out of either laziness or sheer contempt for their audience, publisher World News Daily Report chose to illustrate the "satire" article with a picture of the definitely-not-dead Fall Out Boy bass player. This was an absurdity not lost on Wentz himself, who tweeted a link to the story with the caption "Rest in Pete."

The ultimate source of the picture, it appears, is a year-old Tumblr post combining an underwater Wentz selfie with a photo of an attacking shark.

Fake Shark Attack Selfie Tries, Fails to Kill Fall Out Boy

But despite being a crude Photoshop of a fairly famous human, the "shark attack selfie" became a viral hit, eliciting numerous shocked reactions on social media.

By Tuesday the article had amassed over 30,000 shares.

[ Image via joetroeman.tumblr.com]

Former Child Bride Courtney Stodden Is Engaged to Her Ex-Husband Again

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Former Child Bride Courtney Stodden Is Engaged to Her Ex-Husband Again

Former child bride Courtney Stodden married 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison back in 2011, when she was just 16. Yesterday, she announced her second engagement: Adult bride Courtney Stodden, 19, will marry actor Doug Hutchison, 54. How times have changed!

The couple have become re-engaged, according to Stodden's mom, Krista Keller, because "Courtney realized just how much love she really had for Doug."

"They really love each other and wanted to be together," Keller told Fox News.

When the two split up last November, Courtney basically said she needed to get laid more, by more people.

"Our sex was good," Stodden said last year, "I'm not going to lie, but I'm a young girl who wants to experience sex of all kinds and he's an older man and he's slowing down a little bit. I just wanted more sex."

According to her mom, Courtney accomplished that mission, and had a chance to "experience other men," but Doug always had a special place in her plastic heart.

"Doug and I have been through so much together, but somehow through it all, it brought us closer and confirmed my love for him," Courtney told Fishwrapper.

That's rill love, obviously. Or at least a rill boost to their declining careers.

[H/T Uproxx]

Uber Issues Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Press Release About Lyft

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Uber Issues Ultimate Passive-Aggressive Press Release About Lyft

Uber is the Übermensch of the sharing economy. It's better at making money than other startups, it knows how to politick better, and it throws sharper elbows. Uber applied the same superior machinations to a press release claiming that Lyft wants to get acquired by Uber.

The statement was in response to accusations of sabotage from Lyft, Uber's rival car service app. Yesterday, Lyft told CNN that Uber recruiters were responsible for canceling 5,560 rides and other tricks. Uber initially deflected blame, suggesting that the cancellations came from overzealous riders paid to convert Lyft drivers (a logical fallacy since riders wouldn't win Uber rewards by hitting cancel.)

[Uber] went on to imply that some of the people identified by Lyft could have been average passengers looking to make money, as opposed to professional Uber recruiters: "We even recently ran a program where thousands of riders recruited drivers from many platforms, earning hundreds of dollars in Uber credits for each driver who tries Uber."

But today Uber decided, fuck it, let's just throw shade instead. The company managed to spread the idea that Lyft is guilty of the same shenanigans, while sounding like it took the high road—and without the burden of offering any evidence. Then, Uber sympathized with Lyft's "expected" desperation.

Lyft's claims against Uber are baseless and simply untrue. Furthermore, Lyft's own drivers and employees, including one of Lyft's founders, have canceled 12,900 trips on Uber. But instead of providing the long list of questionable tactics that Lyft has used over the years, we are focusing on building and maintaining the best platform for both consumers and drivers.

These attacks from Lyft are unfortunate but somewhat expected. A number of Lyft investors have recently been pushing Uber to acquire Lyft. One of their largest shareholders recently warned that Lyft would "go nuclear" if we do not acquire them. We can only assume that the recent Lyft attacks are part of that strategy.

"We can only assume." A for effort, Lyft, but this is how you undermine a competitor.

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Terrifying Video Shows a Flood Crashing Through a Hospital in Nebraska

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A hospital in Kearney, Nebraska released terrifying security camera footage of a flash flood bursting through the doors of the hospital's cafeteria, gushing into the room with the fury you'd expect to see in a Hollywood movie.

The flooding occurred just a few minutes before midnight last Friday at the Good Samaritan Hospital in Kearney, Nebraska. The hospital posted the video to their Facebook page with the following caption:

While our recovery efforts from the flash flooding early Saturday morning continue on a nearly round-the-clock basis, our services for patients have all been been restored. We're overwhelmingly grateful to each person and entity who has assisted us in this effort.

It's hard to put into words exactly what Saturday's conditions were like and just how seriously our facility was impacted. And to say that we're emotional about the whole situation is a bit of an understatement. This security camera footage is just a glimpse into the series of events that unfolded Saturday. Again, we're so relieved that no patients, staff or physicians were injured in this incident.

The town got almost four inches of rain in a brief period of time on Friday night and Saturday morning, "overwhelming the city's sewer system," according to KETV.

The footage is the latest in a string of incredible weather events caught on camera by surveillance systems this year.

[Video via Good Samaritan Hospital's Facebook page | h/t Brad Panovich]


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Two Dead After Off-Duty NYPD Cop Drives Wrong Way on Highway

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Two Dead After Off-Duty NYPD Cop Drives Wrong Way on Highway

An off-duty police officer driving south in the northbound lane of the New York State Thruway this morning struck another vehicle head-on, killing himself and the other driver, NBC reports.

Officer Richard Christopher, 32, and James Devito, 59, were both pronounced dead on the scene after the 7 a.m. collision near Suffern, New York. Neither driver was carrying passengers.

Joan Christopher, Richard Christopher's grandmother, told CBS her grandson was an army veteran who served in Iraq and Afghanistan:

"He was just a loving son," said Joan Christopher, who also offered her family's condolences to the DeVito family. "He would do anything for anybody, but why did he have to die?

"He served in the war. He served our country. He came home and became a police officer."

Officials are investigating to find the reason Richards was driving the wrong way, and at what point he entered the highway, CBS reports.


Winners and Losers From 20 Years of Inside the Actors Studio

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Winners and Losers From 20 Years of Inside the Actors Studio

James Lipton would already like to sleep with every single person who joins him on stage for Inside the Actors Studio, which is only one of the reasons that I think appearing on the show is probably a terribly complex feat of acting. You so have to try; and only signal the effort insofar as it makes us love you more. Or do the harder thing and become more fully yourself. (Tellingly, Robin Williams' 2001 appearance splits the partisans.)

This summer marks 20 years since Inside the Actors Studio debuted and so here are some of those appearances that both "won" and "lost" the show, those appearances which through the alchemical/semantic machinery of celebrity made their actors never less than or much too much.

(What's key here is the element of surprise: Meryl Streep has been omitted.)

WINNER: Paul Newman

We should begin at the beginning. (If we ignore Alec Baldwin's opening interview, the series really began with a Paul Newman sit-down on August 14 of 1994.) Newman was already in his late '60s when he appeared on the first season of Inside the Actors Studio, which at that time was less a taped broadcast than a T/Th lecture in that one classroom in the basement with bad air-conditioning. To say that Newman charms is too crude. He plays the piano.

LOSER: Russell Crowe

If you would like to watch Russell Crowe, at one time one of the English language's most startlingly crude and effective performers, talk about his craft well here you are! Although almost all of the nouns in that clause are a lie. Crowe immediately admits there is no craft, no talking, and no you.

WINNER: Bruce and Laura Dern

Do you, like me, often forget that the Derns, Bruce and Laura, are related? It will be impossible after this: The duo's December 2013, appearance is perhaps the equivalent of fitting an entire rubber band around your neck: First it's, Surprise, look at how stretchy this thing is; and then it's, Oh wow I can't breathe, I should remember to breathe; and then finally, Maybe I'm kind of into this?

LOSER: Amy Adams

The thing that I hate about moments like this is it's like, Amy you did the best work of your career in American Hustle and all you want to talk about are your costars. This is a lesson in the limits of humility, in liking someone less for their demonstrable inability to love themselves too much. Sparkle, Amy, SPARKLE.

WINNER: Jake Gyllenhaal

Like a very good piece of mahogany, Jake Gyllenhaal finally appeared on Inside the Actors Studio, in 2013, whole and polished and solid. What is the noun for when a handsome man is telling a good story and then he kind of flashes a smile at you in the middle, like an em-dash for the face?

WINNER: Roseanne Barr

I love that even facing down James Lipton and an adoring audience, Roseanne Barr couldn't give a shit. So Roseanne. That's really the thing here, that like a really fond sponge she just scrubs and scrubs at you and it's painful but not unpleasant. "I'm really proud of it," she says about her long-running and iconic sitcom. This whole fame thing, what a crock. Which is just another way of saying: Barr beats Seinfeld, every time.

LOSER: Sarah Jessica Parker

It's May 2008, and Sarah Jessica Parker is on top of the world: The first Sex and the City film is about to be released and about to make a lot of money and charm a lot of people. Our ongoing national nightmare will, for one summer night, be stilled. So there really is too much to say—a lot of moaning, a lot of kvetching—about her second appearance on the show. But the clip says it all, I think. Look at those neck muscles. That headband. Were we ever so young?

WINNER: Bette Midler

You learn a prodigious amount about Bette Midler during her 2004 appearance. By which I mean: You learn a prodigious amount about Bette Midler's ability to ride the waves of her own life like a mermaid. No work! For seven years! And then she got paid $2 to be in a picture with Nick Nolte.

BONUS: Kevin Spacey

There is no way 'round: Kevin Spacey is how shall we say high-spirited in this lightning round of celebrity impersonations. This is ur-Spacey: droll, removed, quick-fingered; as though he and the rest of the world are just meeting for the first time and he's been studying a different rule book than the rest of us; how does the white man do it? I cannot ever quite finish his Hepburn. It gives me paroxysms of joy.

[Image via Bravo, video via Hulu and Youtube]

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Hollywood Legend Lauren Bacall Has Died

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Hollywood Legend Lauren Bacall Has Died

Legendary actress Lauren Bacall, one of Hollywood's classic screen sirens, died today after suffering a "massive stroke." She was 89.

TMZ reports she suffered a fatal stroke on Tuesday morning and died at home in her apartment in the famous Dakota building in New York.

Bacall brought a sultry, film noire sensibility to classic films like How to Marry a Millionaire, Key Largo, and the Big Sleep, which she starred in with her then-husband Humphrey Bogart.

Bacall's signature "look"—smoldering eyes and an arched eyebrow—was wrought with confidence but was apparently born from nerves.

According to TCM, the actress developed the iconic look "out of necessity" because she was shaking from nerves during her first screen test.

The Hollywood legend met her husband-to-be at age 19 when the pair faced off with crackling chemistry in the 1944 film, To Have and To Have Not.

After Bogart's death in 1957, Bacall later remarried Oscar winner Jason Robards. The pair divorced in 1969.

In 2009, Bacall was awarded an honorary Academy Award.

She leaves behind three children.

[image via Getty]

Asshole Gorilla Humps Robin Williams' Corpse for Publicity

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Asshole Gorilla Humps Robin Williams' Corpse for Publicity

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Dramatic Walkout on Bachelor in Paradise Undercut by Silly Backpack

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Last night on Bachelor in Paradise, contestant Ben broke the only rule on Bachelor in Paradise, namely, be there with the right intentions (single/ready to mingle).

When the housemates found an incriminating letter from a girlfriend in Ben's luggage that revealed he was in a relationship, contestant Michelle tearfully insisted that he leave ABC's resort compound because it wasn't "fucking fair."

And really, thank goodness for Michelle's overwrought need for eligible beaux, because how else would we have gotten this perfect walk out from Ben? This immaculate, Waiting For Guffman-esque pearl of comedy that begins with him earnestly declaring "Goodbye Hollywood!" and ends with him throwing a patent-leather turtle-shell novelty backpack over his shoulders as he saunters out the door? The next time you quit a job, consider Ben's exit strategy: scathing, impassioned speech + tiny backpack when you turn around to leave.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: ABC's Bachelor franchise editors are ruthless comedy-seeking geniuses, and bless their cold coal hearts for running Ben's exit in it's entirety.

Let's just hope now that Ben's left the show he can "live with himself" for slightly modifying Michelle's dating options.

[Videos via ABC]

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The Atlantic City Dream Is Dead

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The Atlantic City Dream Is Dead

The Revel Hotel and Casino—better known as the Jersey Shore's last, desperate attempt to hide its stale cigarette smell with a spritz of cloying eau de toilette—lost big today. The still-shiny-and-new $2.5 billion property plans to shut down next month, confirming once and for all that the Atlantic City dream is dead.

When the Revel opened its doors just two years ago, it billed itself as a glittering resort oasis along the shore's seedy boardwalk in an unsuccessful attempt to lure visitors away from other gambling epicenters like Las Vegas, Delaware, Pennsylvania, and Maryland.

Morgan Stanley, which originally backed the casino, ended up taking a billion dollar loss in 2010, washing its hands of the property. But after two bankruptcies, no qualified buyers emerged (Potential offers ranged between $20 million and $250 million) and the shell of a resort finally put itself out of its misery today, announcing a mid-September closing date.

Part of the problem in luring a buyer were the insane upkeep costs, Gothamist reports:

There are property taxes, and they're hooked into this power station with the local gas company, and those two bills are $6 million a month," the source said. "So there's $72 million a year before you turn a card. That's the kind of nut you're gonna have to have somebody come in and wrestle with and still be able to have a profitable operation."

More than 3,000 people are expected to lose their jobs when the Revel shuts down next month. And that number could jump as high as 6,000—the Trump Casino also expects to close for good in September, joining the Showboat Casino, which went out of business this month and the Atlantic Club Casino Hotel, which closed in January.

Atlantic City is dead. Long live Atlantic City.

[image via AP]

America Is Not For Black People

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America Is Not For Black People

The United States of America is not for black people. We know this, and then we put it out of our minds, and then something happens to remind us. Saturday, in the St. Louis suburb of Ferguson, Mo., something like that happened: An unarmed 18-year-old black man was executed by police in broad daylight.

By now, what's happening in Ferguson is about so many second-order issues—systemic racism, the militarization of police work, and how citizens can redress grievances, among other things—that it's worth remembering what actually happened here.

Michael Brown was walking down the middle of the street in Ferguson's Canfield Green apartment complex around noon on Saturday with his friend Dorin Johnson when the two were approached by a police officer in a police truck. The officer exchanged words with the boys. The officer attempted to get out of his car. At this point, two narratives split.

According to the still-unnamed officer, one of the two boys shoved him back into the vehicle and then wrestled for his sidearm, discharging one shot into the cabin. The two ran, and the police officer once again stepped from his vehicle and shot at the fleeing teenagers multiple times, killing Brown.

According to Johnson and other eye witnesses, however, the cop ordered the friends to "get the fuck on the sidewalk," but the teenagers said they had almost reached their destination. That's when the officer slammed his door open so hard that it bounced off of Brown and closed again. The cop then reached out and grabbed Brown by the neck, then by the shirt.

"I'm gonna shoot you," the cop said.

The cop shot him once, but Brown pulled away, and the pair were still able to run away together. The officer fired again. Johnson ducked behind a car, but the cop's second shot caused Brown to stop about 35 feet away from the cruiser, still within touching distance of Johnson. Multiple witnesses say this is when Brown raised his hands in the air to show he was unarmed. Johnson remembered that Brown also said, "I don't have a gun, stop shooting!" The officer then shot him dead.

After that, the narratives dovetail again. Brown was left where he died, baking in the Missouri heat for hours, before he was removed by authorities. The officer was placed on paid administrative leave.


Michael Brown is not special. In all its specificity, the 18-year old's death remains just the most recent example of police officers killing unarmed black men.

Part of the reason we're seeing so many black men killed is that police officers are now best understood less as members of communities, dedicated to keeping peace within them, than as domestic soldiers. The drug war has long functioned as a full-employment act for arms dealers looking to sell every town and village in the country on the need for military-grade hardware, and 9/11 made things vastly worse, with local police departments throughout America grabbing for cash to better defend against any and all terrorist threats. War had reached our shores, we were told, and police officers needed weaponry to fight it.

Officers have tanks now. They have drones. They have automatic rifles, and planes, and helicopters, and they go through military-style boot camp training. It's a constant complaint from what remains of this country's civil liberties caucus. Just this last June, the ACLU issued a report on how police departments now possess arsenals in need of a use. Few paid attention, as usually happens.

The worst part of outfitting our police officers as soldiers has been psychological. Give a man access to drones, tanks, and body armor, and he'll reasonably think that his job isn't simply to maintain peace, but to eradicate danger. Instead of protecting and serving, police are searching and destroying.

If officers are soldiers, it follows that the neighborhoods they patrol are battlefields. And if they're working battlefields, it follows that the population is the enemy. And because of correlations, rooted in historical injustice, between crime and income and income and race, the enemy population will consist largely of people of color, and especially of black men. Throughout the country, police officers are capturing, imprisoning, and killing black males at a ridiculous clip, waging a very literal war on people like Michael Brown.


"There's a long history of racial tension and misunderstanding in this region," St. Louis Post-Dispatch columnist Aisha Sultan told me over the phone yesterday. "Especially on the north side."

This sort of thing—especially on the north side—is what gets glossed over a little too easily when we try to fit a particular incident into a broader narrative. Ferguson is a small town of 21,000, mostly white until the 1960s, when whites fled anywhere but where they were. Today, Ferguson, which is a bit north of St. Louis, is mostly black; Ferguson and St. Louis County police are mostly white. That fits a metropolitan area flanked by two rivers that divide neighborhoods and regions by race, the sixth-most segregated in the United States.

To people, like me, from the coast—I'm from Maryland—St. Louis can seem like a blank in the the middle of the country, a place where people and even ideas get stuck on the way to somewhere better, or at least somewhere else. But St. Louis is like New York (the fourth-most segregated metro in America), or Los Angeles, or Miami, or Dallas, or Washington, DC, only more so. Far from a blank, St. Louis is often regarded as the most American of America's cities.

"It is a microcosm of the rest of the country," Sultan said. "If this can happen in St. Louis, it can happen in any city."

It does. On August 5 in Beavercreek, Ohio, 22-year-old John Crawford was killed in a Walmart when a toy gun he had picked up from inside the store was apparently mistaken for a real gun. LeeCee Johnson, who had two children with Crawford, said that she was on the phone with him, and that his last words before she heard gunshots from police officers were, "It's not real."

On July 17 in Staten Island, New York, 43-year-old Eric Garner, a well-known presence in the neighborhood who sold illicit cigarettes and kept an eye on the block, was killed after breaking up a fight when NYPD officer Daniel Pantaleo used an illegal chokehold on the asthmatic man. "I can't breathe," he said, before he died. "I can't breathe."

On the night of September 14, 2013 in Charlotte, N.C., 24-year-old Jonathan Ferrell was killed after getting into a car accident. He climbed out of the rear window of the car, stumbled to the nearest house, and banged on the door for help. The homeowner notified the police, who showed up to the house. Ferrell was tased, and then an officer named Randall Kerrick shot and struck Ferrell 10 times.

There was Trayvon Martin in Sanford, Fla., and Oscar Grant in Oakland, Calif., and so many more. Michael Brown's death wasn't shocking at all. All over the country, unarmed black men are being killed by the very people who have sworn to protect them, as has been going on for a very long time now. It would appear that cops are not for black people, either.


After Brown's death came his demonization. First, we heard that Brown had run for stealing candy from a store. Then we were bombarded with a photo of Brown in a red Nike tank top on a stoop, posing for the camera.

America Is Not For Black People

This photo, in which Brown was flashing a "gang sign"—a peace sign, actually—was presented as proof that the teenager was a thug; his friends and family now not only have to work through their grief, but against a posthumous slur campaign. Johnson described his friend in an MSNBC interview as cool and quiet. Brown's uncle, Bernard Ewings, said in a Sunday interview that Brown loved music. Brown's mother, Leslie McSpadden, said that he was funny and could make people laugh. He graduated from high school in the spring, and was headed to college to pursue a career in heating and cooling engineering. Monday would have been his first day.

By all accounts, Brown was One Of The Good Ones. But laying all this out, explaining all the ways in which he didn't deserve to die like a dog in the street, is in itself disgraceful. Arguing whether Brown was a good kid or not is functionally arguing over whether he specifically deserved to die, a way of acknowledging that some black men ought to be executed.

To even acknowledge this line of debate is to start a larger argument about the worth, the very personhood, of a black man in America. It's to engage in a cost-benefit analysis, weigh probabilities, and gauge the precise odds that Brown's life was worth nothing against the threat he posed to the life of the man who killed him. It's to deny that there are structural reasons why Brown was shot dead while James Eagan Holmes—who on July 20, 2012, walked into a movie theater and fired rounds into an audience, killing 12 and wounding 70 more—was taken alive.

To ascribe this entirely to contempt for black men is to miss an essential variable, though—a very real, American fear of them. They—we—are inexplicably seen as a millions-strong army of potential killers, capable and cold enough that any single one could be a threat to a trained police officer in a bulletproof vest. There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys. Guns aren't for black people, either.


Sunday was Brown's vigil, and several hundred people congregated in Ferguson. They began to march toward the Ferguson police station in protest. Police met them in full riot gear, with rifles, shields, helmets, dogs, and gas masks. Protesters yelled, "No justice, no peace!" They called the police murderers. They raised their hands in mock surrender, saying, "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed."

And then the protest turned violent, as some citizens began to break into, loot, and set fire to storefronts in their own community.

Police officers shot tear gas and rubber bullets. Thirty-two people were arrested that night. Two policemen were injured. There was nothing easy to make of it. It was a senseless and counterproductive attack on the community; it was the grief-stricken flailing of people who knew it could have been them, or their friends, or their brothers or sons. Whatever it was, it was met with force.

On Monday morning, Sultan went back to Ferguson, where she witnessed citizens cleaning up debris from the night before. Some were shocked by the violence; others said that they'd been backed against a wall, forced into necessary evil. Sultan interviewed an 11-year-old boy about the rioting. "It seems like police are about to go to war with the people," he said.*

On Monday night, police again took the streets as demonstrators again marched in nonviolent protest, holding their hands high. Police again fired rubber bullets and tear gas, and again blocked off the main streets, not allowing anyone in or out. Police were photographed sweeping into side streets, and pointing guns over fences into backyards. It spilled over into today. They ran helicopters and drones over all of it; they shot tear gas; they ran up on citizens with guns drawn.

America Is Not For Black People

"Return to your homes," they yelled over megaphones.

"This is our home," the people of Ferguson answered. There wasn't—there isn't—much more to say.

Top Photo via Scott Olson/Getty Images; Bottom Photo via Jeff Roberson/AP

Areas Near Baltimore, Maryland Saw 12 Inches of Rain Today

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Areas Near Baltimore, Maryland Saw 12 Inches of Rain Today

Areas south of Baltimore, Maryland got slammed with record-breaking rainfall this afternoon, with some areas just south of the city seeing a foot of rain in just one day. What's even more amazing is that while one town saw twelve inches of rain, areas just a few miles away got just one inch.

One of the amazing things about thunderstorms is their seemingly random nature. Most of the time meteorologists can tell the general area where they can form, but not exactly where. Sometimes it comes as a complete surprise that storms will produce such incredible amounts of rain. That was pretty much the case today; the areas that saw the heaviest rain in the D.C./Baltimore areas didn't see a flash flood watch. It caught people off guard.

The phenomenon that occurred is called "thunderstorm training." Sometimes, due to processes wonkier than you probably care about, thunderstorms can continuously redevelop and travel over the same areas for hours at a time. The movement of the thunderstorms resembles a train moving over railroad tracks, hence the term "training." This dumps an enormous amount of rain over the same areas while leaving neighboring vicinity dry, and that's exactly what happened today.

The radar image above shows the radar estimated storm total rainfall. Baltimore is just off the top of the image, centered in the cluster of red highways and orange state routes. The scale to the left shows the rainfall in inches. The distance separating the twelve inch bullseye and areas along the Bay that only saw one inch is just seven miles.

You simply cannot imagine what a foot of rain in one day looks like until you've lived it. I recently graduated from the University of South Alabama in Mobile, and about two weeks before graduation, we had a major severe weather outbreak just to our north. The storms traveled down to the northern Gulf Coast as a complex called a "mesoscale convective system" (MCS), which promptly stalled over us and created a prolonged training event. We got more than a foot of rain in Mobile in just over 24 hours, and a few dozen miles to our east, Pensacola, Florida got an incredible 24 inches of rain in the same period of time. The event led to historic flooding; some residents even claim it was worse than the flooding that occurs in major landfalling hurricanes.

I took the above video of the initial line of storms moving through, and if you'll excuse my painfully dorky narration, it was a sight to see. That first round of storms dropped three inches of rain in just 23 minutes. That's a rainfall rate of almost nine inches per hour!

The beauty of nature is unending, but its power is something to be reckoned with. Just like people who see a tornado or live through a hurricane, bearing witness to some of nature's most energetic storms is a humbling experience. In Mobile, we were somewhat used to incredibly heavy rainfall (but not quite on that scale), but this kind of event in a place like Maryland is very rare indeed. I'm sure local meteorologists and weather historians will be able to fill in the gaps, but I grew up in the D.C. area and I can't think of any comparable events that dropped so much rain in such a small period of time.

The single worst flooding disaster in the region by far was in Nelson County, Virginia during Hurricane Camille. The county saw more than two feet of rain in just a few hours and the resulting flash floods killed more than one hundred people.

Thankfully, it doesn't appear that today's flooding in Maryland resulted in any injuries or deaths. That's actually surprising given the amount of photos that came out on Twitter and Facebook of people driving through flooded roadways. As I said in my post earlier this afternoon, it only takes a couple of inches of swiftly moving water to disable a car or make it buoyant, requiring a swift-water rescue crew to come out and save the driver and passengers. No matter how highly you think of yourself, you can't tell how deep the water is and you can't judge if you're going to make it across. Please don't cross a flooded roadway. Your life isn't worth giving up for a brief moment of momentous stupidity, and getting where you need to go certainly isn't worth risking the lives of those who have to rescue you.

[Radar image via Gibson Ridge]


Note: I've disabled comments due to the sick bastard(s) hitting the Gawkersphere discussion threads with horrific images of gore and porn. I'll reinstate the comment threads once they figure out a fix. Thanks for your understanding. — Dennis

Robin Williams' Daughter Pens Heartbreaking Goodbye to Her Father

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Robin Williams' Daughter Pens Heartbreaking Goodbye to Her Father

Robin Williams' daughter Zelda issued a heartbreaking goodbye to her father tonight in a long, poignant statement posted on her Tumblr account.

Williams committed suicide Monday morning, leaving behind a wife and three children. Tonight, Williams' kids spoke out publicly for the first time about the loss of their father and friend.

Zelda writes:

My family has always been private about our time spent together. It was our way of keeping one thing that was ours, with a man we shared with an entire world. But now that's gone, and I feel stripped bare. My last day with him was his birthday, and I will forever be grateful that my brothers and I got to spend that time alone with him, sharing gifts and laughter. He was always warm, even in his darkest moments. While Ill never, ever understand how he could be loved so deeply and not find it in his heart to stay, theres minor comfort in knowing our grief and loss, in some small way, is shared with millions. It doesn't help the pain, but at least its a burden countless others now know we carry, and so many have offered to help lighten the load. Thank you for that.

To those he touched who are sending kind words, know that one of his favorite things in the world was to make you all laugh. As for those who are sending negativity, know that some small, giggling part of him is sending a flock of pigeons to your house to poop on your car. Right after youve had it washed. After all, he loved to laugh too

Dad was, is and always will be one of the kindest, most generous, gentlest souls Ive ever known, and while there are few things I know for certain right now, one of them is that not just my world, but the entire world is forever a little darker, less colorful and less full of laughter in his absence. Well just have to work twice as hard to fill it back up again.

Zelda (who was named after one of Williams' favorite video games, The Legend of Zelda) was, by all appearances, extremely close with her father. She often accompanied him on the red carpet, and the duo starred in a sweet Nintendo commercial together. Williams' final messages on Twitter and Instagram were a photograph of the two of them together, wishing her a happy birthday.

Last night, Zelda also posted a quote from Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's The Little Prince dedicated to Williams.

Williams' ex-wife and two sons also released statements Tuesday.

"Yesterday, I lost my father and a best friend and the world got a little grayer. I will carry his heart with me every day," Zak Williams, 31, wrote. "I would ask those that loved him to remember him by being as gentle, kind and generous as he would be. Seek to bring joy to the world as he sought."

Williams' son Cody, 23, wrote, "There are no words strong enough to describe the love and respect I have for my father. The world will never be the same without him. I will miss him and take him with me everywhere I go for the rest of my life, and will look forward, forever, to the moment when I get to see him again."

Williams' ex-wife Marsha Garces Williams echoed a similar sentiment.

"My heart is split wide open and scattered over the planet with all of you. Please remember the gentle, loving, generous - and yes, brilliant and funny - man that was Robin Williams. My arms are wrapped around our children as we attempt to grapple with celebrating the man we love, while dealing with this immeasurable loss."

[image via AP]

The Kardashians Are Reportedly Refusing to Film Their Reality Show

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The Kardashians Are Reportedly Refusing to Film Their Reality Show

Finally some good news this week.

The Kardashian sisters are reportedly refusing to film their reality show after their homes were burglarized at least three times over the last year.

Although the alleged criminal mischief is equally as likely to be a scripted development, the sisters reportedly believe a staffer is responsible for the burglaries and are refusing to resume production until someone is arrested.

TMZ reports:

All 3 thefts — $4K taken from Kourtney's Hampton's rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney's Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe's house — appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.

The 3 women say they've done everything they've been asked to do to thwart the thieves — hiring additional security, installing more surveillance cameras and rotating staff — all to no avail.

Sadly, the family isn't scheduled to resume filming until October, making it all-too-likely the show's tenth season (TENTH SEASON??) will air as planned.

[image via AP]

Robin Williams Once Bought Conan O'Brien a Bicycle to Cheer Him Up

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Tonight Conan took a few minutes to remember Robin Williams, "the best talk show guest in the world," who once went out of his way to cheer Conan up during that whole Tonight Show debacle.

"He was generous in so many ways, he just had such a generous spirit as well," Conan said on Tuesday night's show. "But just as a quick example of what he was like, five years ago I went through publicly kind of a bump in the road, and I was feeling a little low. Out of the blue, Robin Williams buys me a bicycle."

It sounds like a silly thing, you know, like he was the first person to buy me a bicycle since my parents got me a bicycle... when I was 35. But I was kind of low and Robin loved to ride and I loved to ride and he bought me a bicycle, but this was so Robin Williams, he bought me this bicycle and he had it delivered to my house and it was the most absurd bicycle you've ever seen. It was bright orange and bright green and had shamrocks on it.

So I called Robin up, because who does that? I didn't know him well enough to justify this kind of, "You didn't get me anything." So I called him up and I just said, "Robin, I'm floored by this bike." And all he would say was, "Well I knew you ride and I knew you could use it," and he went, "Does it look ridiculous, does it really look ridiculous?" And I said, "Yeah, it looks ridiculous."

And he went, "Good. Do you really look stupid riding it?" I said, "Yeah I'm going to look really stupid." And he said, "Well then that's good then."

"He had just that amazing spirit of fun. The generosity but also the fun at the same time. And so often I would just look at that silly bike and think, "What a wonderful spirit, what an amazing spirit," Conan said during the show. "And we know now that he had his battles, and I think it's very courageous for someone to be that generous in the face of that kind of depression."

[h/t Uproxx]

Soldier Cops Aren't So Fun Now, Video Games

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Soldier Cops Aren't So Fun Now, Video Games

Let's take a look at a few things.

Soldier Cops Aren't So Fun Now, Video Games

These men are not soldiers, they are police. This is not Baghdad, it is the United States. (image: NYT)

These tear gas rounds are being fired into the yards of protestors.

Soldier Cops Aren't So Fun Now, Video Games

These are not soldiers either. (image: AP)

The above images and video were tall taken in Ferguson, Missouri this week, as protests rock the town in the wake of the shooting of an unarmed teenager. More notable than the protests themselves, however, has been the police response, which as you can see, has been on the heavy-handed side.

Paul Szoldra, a former US Marine and combat veteran of Afghanistan, has written for Business Insider on the turmoil, pointing out just how heavy-handed the response has been (he references the images at the top of this post).

In photos taken on Monday, we are shown a heavily armed SWAT team.

They have short-barreled 5.56-mm rifles based on the military M4 carbine, with scopes that can accurately hit a target out to 500 meters. On their side they carry pistols. On their front, over their body armor, they carry at least four to six extra magazines, loaded with 30 rounds each.

Their uniform would be mistaken for a soldier's if it weren't for their "Police" patches. They wear green tops, and pants fashioned after the U.S. Marine Corps MARPAT camouflage pattern. And they stand in front of a massive uparmored truck called a mine-resistant ambush protected vehicle, or as the troops who rode in them call it, the MRAP.

Perhaps the saddest part of Szoldra's report comes from a tweet he received from a veteran of the Army's 82nd Airborne Division, who said "We rolled lighter than that in an actual warzone."

But this isn't a warzone. It's a small town of 21,000 people. An American town.

Into a world where Ferguson has now happened, where people around the world are confused and outraged at this type of police appearance and presence, EA is going to release a video game about heavily-armed police blowin' shit up on the streets of the USA.

Soldier Cops Aren't So Fun Now, Video Games

Nathan wrote about people's concerns (and EA's responses) with Battlefield Hardline's subject matter earlier this year, but that was a piece inhabiting a vacant plot of the media and cultural landscape, where the only thing present were those concerns. Now, we have some reality to sit alongside them.

Sure, you could argue, it's not a good look, but this is happening now, and that game isn't out until 2015. It might all blow over by then!

But it won't. This is not the last time events like this are going to transpire. We're not talking your standard SWAT level of gear here. The United States is being flooded with military hardware returning from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan - as detailed in this excellent New York Times report - and police forces are the beneficiaries of much of it, taking stock of vehicles and weapons that were designed to fight wars, not police streets.

And for all its economic, political and military might, the United States is a nation beset by fundamental social problems, some of them stemming from race, many of them stemming from an increasing divide between the rich and poor.

What we're seeing here isn't some isolated one-off. It's simply the first time a geared-up local police has had a chance to take its new toys for a test run. There will be more weeks like this. And each time it happens, it'll make a game where the soldier cop is front and centre look a little less tasteful.

So what are EA to do? Well, there's not much they can do, or to be honest anyone should ask them to with regards to Hardline. The game was announced months ago and is well on its way to being completed. It's going to be out next year, and while the subject matter is a little weird for a series that's previously been exclusively about the armed forces, millions of others will not give two shits and will buy it because it's about men with guns and because it has the word "Battlefield" on the box.

Let's not pretend EA's game is about antagonizing civilians, either. It's about catching heavily-armed criminals (or, well, shooting them to death).

What I'd hope EA do, however, and this goes for all video game publishers, is to take the subject matter a little more seriously next time they want to approach it. There's a deeply unsavory element to casting police as assault rifle-toting warriors, one that in the wake of Ferguson - and its inevitable successors - video game companies would do well to remember and be a little more careful with.

Because now that we've seen it in action, there's little heroism or admiration to be found in police cosplaying as combat soldiers, pointing military rifles at the people they're meant to serve and protect.

Teen Choice Awards Out Calvin Harris as the Meanest Ex-Boyfriend Ever

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Teen Choice Awards Out Calvin Harris as the Meanest Ex-Boyfriend Ever

The Teen Choice Awards were nothing but drama this year. In addition to upsetting teen Vine stars, this cursed awards show also brought out the worst in a fully grown adult (male DJ). DJ Calvin Harris reportedly blocked his ex-girlfriend Rita Ora from performing at the awards, according to a source close to the situation (Rita Ora).

Ora, a London pop star known for her red lipstick and decent Beyoncé covers, said yesterday that she didn't perform at the awards because Harris wouldn't let her sing the song he wrote when they were together, perfectly titled "I Will Never Let You Down."

"He wrote and produced the song, so he has to approve anything TV-wise," Ora told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. "He owns the rights to it and he didn't approve the Teen Choice Awards. You write a song with somebody and I guess there's some stuff that comes with it." She added that she doesn't feel bad for herself in this situation, just her fans.

Harris, being the obviously mean and wrong ex-boyfriend that he is, clapped back on Twitter this morning with a statement that wasn't a denial:

The "bye" emoji: so cold. Cancel the Teen Choice Awards forever; not even the adults can handle them.

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