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​Wednesday Night TV Is Not Afraid to Get Real

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At 8/7c. Bring It! on Lifetime has a two-hour finale of whatever it is that happens on that show, fourteen chefs compete in Hell's Kitchen, and we get the second episodes of several TV shows I do not care one way or the other about: Survivor, Mysteries of Laura, The Middle, and The Goldbergs. Mysteries of Laura, you say. Good that NBC's giving it a chance. I mean who knows.

At 9/8c. you've got Legends, Million Dollar Listing: LA and Law & Order: SVU, the third Red Band Society, new Modern Family and Blackish, Couples Therapy on VH1 which I actually recommend, and the premiere of Criminal Minds, which I absolutely do not. That show is the fucking worst.

It's like, you go to the movie theater and all the old folks are like "Torture porn!" no matter what you're watching and so you go home to watch a show that's worthwhile and they're like "Brutal violence!" so you take out your phone and they're like, "You're dissociating from society and becoming a socio!" or whatever but then without fail, at 9 PM of a Wednesday, they tune into CBS for literally the sickest shit I ever seen in my entire life. I saw one episode, ever, and I still have elements from it in my nightmares. I thought it was just dumb and awful like CSI and the one million acronym shows about military lawyers, but no: Criminal Minds is its own goddamn next-level monstrosity thing and I wish somebody had at least warned me about that, because it freaked me the hell out.

At 10/9c. The Bridge ends its second season, as does companion series Teen Mom 2. There's new Franklin & Bash and The League (if you are you), Nashville if you're me, and South Park ("Gluten-Free Ebola") and Key & Peele for both of us. Stalker also debuts, but you've already made up your mind about that one and frankly it's exhausting to think about at this point.

At 11/10c. is the third season, two-hour premiere of Girl Code on MTV, which between its more annoying moments is actually the closest any TV show has come to nineties-genius era Sassy in a while, although it has pretty obnoxious ads so most people don't know that; otherwise you have Watch What Happens: Live with guests Melissa Etheridge and Nasim Pedrad. Yes that Melissa Etheridge and Nasim Pedrad, the well-known pals and industry peers Melissa Etheridge and Nasim Pedrad. Andy, you scamp! Hey here's an idea, how about you get off your ass and interfere in some of those embarrassing labor disputes smearing all over the company of which you're the gorgeous public face? Just a thought.

Morning Afteris a new home for television discussion online, brought to you by Gawker. What are you watching tonight? What are we missing out on? Recommendations and discussions down below.


The Texas Ebola Patient Was Accidentally Sent Home From the Hospital

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The Texas Ebola Patient Was Accidentally Sent Home From the Hospital

The Texas Ebola patient was released from the hospital two days before he was ultimately placed in isolation—despite the fact that he told his nurse he had been traveling in Liberia, officials said Wednesday.

According to reports, Ebola patient Thomas Duncan first traveled to the US on Sept. 20 connecting United flight from Brussels to Dulles International Airport in Virginia and from there on to Dallas-Fort Worth. Authorities say he was not symptomatic at that time and, as such, posed no health danger to other passengers.

But when he did begin experiencing symptoms, doctors apparently failed to notice the signs.

Duncan first checked in to the Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital on Friday complaining of fever and abdominal pain. According to the Washington Post, he told a nurse he had flown from Liberia to Texas, but "this detail was not shared with everyone treating him."

The Centers for Disease Control issued national guidelines for diagnosing Ebola in August—and fever, body pains, and travel in West Africa are red flags—but the Dallas doctors diagnosed him with a "low-grade, common viral disease" and released him.

Over the next two days, Duncan came into contact with around 15 people— five schoolchildren, several relatives, and the medical technicians who treated him on Sunday, when his condition "significantly deteriorated." Duncan is currently in the hospital in stable condition, and the people he's suspected of coming into contact with are being monitored in their homes by health officials.

Duncan may have become infected Sept. 15 when he helped carry his landlord's sick daughter to a hospital in Liberia. The New York Times has put together a comprehensive timeline of the viral spread since—the daughter reportedly infected at least seven people, at least four of whom have since died.

[image via AP]

All Email and No Play Makes Apple an Awful Place to Work

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All Email and No Play Makes Apple an Awful Place to Work

Rarely does an Apple employee leave the Jobsian cult and bad-mouth their former leaders. But when they do, we learn that Apple is business built on long-hours and abuse. These recent tales from two former managers make the company sound a lot worse.

While reminiscing on the Debug 47 podcast, former Apple directors Nitin Ganatra and Don Melton dished on all the drawbacks of working at the world's wealthiest corporation: having to work until late into the night, never being able to take real vacations, and being expected to respond to email instantly at all hours.

According to Melton, "Sunday is a work night for everybody at Apple." Employees are expected to be sitting at their computer, ready to quickly respond to emails from executives getting ready for Monday meetings. Breaks only come when the executives' favorite television shows are airing.

As transcribed by Ole Begemann:

This was especially worse after The Sopranos ended because for a while there, you could count on the hour that The Sopranos was on that Scott [Forstall] wouldn't bug you 'cause he was watching The Sopranos. And that was your reprieve. You could go to the bathroom, you could have a conversation with your family, you know, whatever. But after that—

And Scott was a late-night kind of guy. He was not a morning guy at all. You were basically on until, like, 2 o'clock in the morning.

The late hours didn't just happen on Sundays. Emails are allegedly sent out in the wee hours of the morning on a regular basis.

You just know that there's this firehose of emails that are just going out at 2:45 in the morning and there are VPs or executive VPs who are scrambling to get answers. And that was just week after week, month after month, over the years.

Melton said it wasn't just managers who carried this late-night burden. All employees are expected to respond to emails "promptly" no matter what the hour, and managers would get "a little annoyed at them" if they failed to do so.

The culture of slavish devotion to the job comes from the top, where executives are said to sleep for just a few hours a night:

And by the way, when you hear the so-called apocryphal stories about Tim Cook coming to work in the wee hours and staying late, it's not just some PR person telling you stories to make you think that Apple executives work really hard like that. They really do that. I mean, these people are nuts. They're just, they are there all the time. I know that for Bertrand, certainly when he was there, you would never know what time of the day or night you would get email from that man.

Employees of the email-obsessed company are expected to regularly check messages while on vacations. "You do feel like a slacker if you only check it four times," Ganatra explained. Then Melton described a situation of a family vacationing in France, with kids begging to see the sights while their parent had to answer work emails.

Naturally, the conversation drifted towards their former boss's attitudes. And like an escaped captive suffering from Stockholm syndrome, Melton assures us that they're not monsters:

And I have also tried to explain to people by using analogy, 'cause they ask, "What's it like being around Steve and Avie [Tevanian] and Bertrand and Scott and Phil [Schiller] and Tim [Cook]?"

And I said it's a lot like working in a nuclear power plant, but you don't get one of those protective suits. It's a lot of radiation and you either learn to survive it or you die. 'Cause they're not mean people, they're not spiteful people, they're not trying to trip you up, They're just very intense and, you know, things emanate from them, right?

Apple's heads aren't "mean," but they are the types of guys that will slowly give you radiation poisoning.

Photo: Getty, h/t Business Insider

Thailand Wants Drunk Tourists to Wear Electronic ID Bracelets

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Thailand Wants Drunk Tourists to Wear Electronic ID Bracelets

Tourism in Thailand is down, presumably because of a summer of political unrest and two brutally murdered tourists, so officials are floating new ways to keep its drunkest foreign visitors safe.

Tourism Minister Kobkarn Wattanavrangkul said the country may try out beach party curfews, buddy systems—pairing tourists with a local guide—and ID bracelets.

"When tourists check in to a hotel they will be given a wristband with a serial number that matches their ID and shows the contact details of the resort they are staying in, so that if they're out partying late and, for example, get drunk or lost, they can be easily assisted," Kobkarn said.

"The next step would be some sort of electronic tracking device but this has not yet been discussed in detail."

According to the LA Times, Kobkarn proposes the wristbands be used "as a security precaution" on all the resort islands. The Tourism office is also taking over the nightlife on one island to assure tourists it's safe to visit.

The announcement was reportedly in response to the murder of two British tourists. Hannah Witheridge, 23, and David Miller, 24, were found dead on Sept. 15 in a particularly brutal crime scene on a Koh Tao beach.

[image via AP]

Prosecutors Investigating Possible Leak by Ferguson Grand Juror

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Prosecutors Investigating Possible Leak by Ferguson Grand Juror

St. Louis prosecutors are investigating a possible leak after someone claiming to know about the Michael Brown grand jury proceedings posted information about the case on Twitter.

According to the New York Times, Twitter user @thesusannichols posted Wednesday, "I know someone sitting on the grand jury. There isn't enough at this point to warrant an arrest" in response to another user.

The account was reportedly deleted when other users responded saying that grand jury proceedings are secret. According to the Washington Post, the user had also tweeted messages of support for Darren Wilson.


The grand jury, which was convened in August, has until January to decide whether to bring charges against Wilson in the shooting death of Michael Brown. But prosecutors say they expect a decision by mid-November.

[image via AP]

Two High School Teachers Arrested Over Threesome With Student

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Two High School Teachers Arrested Over Threesome With Student

Two Louisiana high school teachers are in jail after the 16-year-old student they allegedly had a threesome with bragged about the encounter at school, local police say.

According to WWLTV, the two teachers invited a male student to their home after a football game last month. According to police, the English teachers then had sex with the student until "early morning hours."

WGNO says the school began investigating after the student—now 17—began "bragging to other students that he was having a sexual relationship with teachers." He reportedly told investigators the encounter was consensual. The website reports:

Former students telling us the three had been hot and heavy for some time, meeting for sex multiple times and documenting some of their encounters on video.

This week, police arrested Shelley Dufresne, 32, and Rachel Respess, 24, on felony charges. Respess's attorney says she "maintains her innocence."

The Third Law of eMotion

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The Third Law of eMotion

The first one that arrived was for Kevin, a teenage boy from Port Arthur, Texas:

Hello kevin,

Looks like you're embarking on getting your Texas drivers license with our state-approved Adult Driver Education course. Let's get rolling!

Kevin is a serious gamer—League of Legends, Origin. He owns a BlackBerry. He likes music enough to have registered for Pandora. He has registered many times for the gaming site MovieStarPlanet, because he never gets their confirmation emails. I do.

Hi ,

You're receiving this email because you requested a password reset for your Origin Account. If you did not request this change, you can safely ignore this email.

I started receiving other people's mail a few years ago. They were both automated and personal emails, meant for Kevin, Kalondria, Kayla, and others. It didn't quite make sense: How could someone not know their own email address? Or, how had someone registered my email address as theirs? Whatever the explanation was, I didn't seek it out, but watched, every few months, as I'd get another message not meant for me.

After several months of "being" Kevin, I started to get messages intended for "Kay Breezy," a South African man. The first was subject-free, from someone named Teboho, and simply read: "My sexy love." Soon, Kay Breezy had registered for Facebook with my email address, sans the dot, a distinction Facebook recognized that Gmail did not. My email inbox flooded with wall post notifications, event invites, and private messages:

The Third Law of eMotion

The irony is that for all the Kay Breezy mail I received, I still didn't know that much about him. I think Kay Breezy is the person who posted the clip of three South African women laughing and talking under a tent, in a language I don't recognize. I think Kay Breezy signed up for Twitter with our email address—@kaybreezy9, though he never tweeted. Through all of the messages and media, I have pieced together his life: where he lives, who his friends are, what they look like. But Kay is a silhouette; Kay is negative space.

Later, Teboho invited Kay to connect on LinkedIn, and I couldn't resist—I clicked the link. I had done the same thing after Kay registered for Facebook, partly to detach my email from his account, and partly to sate my curiosity about who he was. Eventually, I severed the tie between my email and Kay's Facebook—but when I clicked that golden button from LinkedIn, suddenly our accounts combined into one. I'd been behind a two-way mirror for so long, but now I was through the looking glass, for the other Kay Breezy to see.

The Third Law of eMotion

Receiving so much of other people's mail makes you wonder if the wrong person is getting your messages, too. I am tech-savvy enough to believe I haven't mistyped or misremembered my email address, but there probably is some equal and opposite reaction to all of the lives I have intruded upon, electronically or otherwise.

Like the time I read my mother's teenage diaries. I found them in my grandparents' attic when I was a little girl. She told me not to, but I read them anyway. For all the thoughts she recorded, never thinking anyone else would be privy, how many times has someone rifled through my journal, purse, closet, or email account, looking just because they could, completing the karmic equation: For every act of betrayal you commit, an equal and opposite betrayal will be committed against you.

I've kept a journal all my life—in fact, my mother gave me my first one, when I was 6. She encouraged me to write down my goings-on over summer vacation at my grandparents' house, so that she could read them when I returned. The things I wrote then were predictably cute, small-time. But by the time I'd reached age 10, my entries were about boys, hating my changing body, and filled with angst. Did she secretly read those entries, to check up on me? Did she rifle through my teenage diaries as I had done with hers?

Sometimes, it's not private thoughts, but private spaces that we intrude upon. Last year, fresh off a breakup, I wound up having a fling with someone who'd previously been off-limits. He invited me to his parents' house in the suburbs to "relieve the tension" that had been building up between us. They were out of town, and so their son brought me to their house to eat their food, watch their cable, use their sauna, and have sex in their bed. Being away, they were totally unaware—but then again, wasn't I away, too? My roommate was a deeply respectful woman who would never do something so cavalier—or, so I assumed. Just like I assumed his parents wouldn't find out I'd been there. Couched within all my assumptions about the things people did or didn't do, were all the things I didn't know, and wasn't supposed to.

The Third Law of eMotion

From "Account creation confirmations" on the Gmail support site:

If a new user lists a recovery email address when creating a Gmail address, we automatically send a confirmation message to that address. Unfortunately, users often misspell their recovery addresses, so the confirmation message is sent to the misspelled address instead of the user's intended address.

The Third Law of eMotion

The irony of being email twins with someone is that you have their contact information, yet you can't contact them. I know who almost all of my twins are, or at least the senders. What I can never tell, though, is the relationship between the sender and whomever was supposed to receive the email. Like the agonizing, pleading chat conversation between Amanda and Italiano010. Amanda wants some guy named Josh to be her boyfriend, but the Italian wants her. "I just don't know who I'm better off with," she says. "Me, obviously," he responds. "I won't break up with you." Why did she forward this chat transcript? Did she send it to someone who'd help her decide?

Kevin has been my only steady through the years, but he's also the only one I can't find elsewhere online—he's just Kevin. He's created so many different user names on these sites, after not getting the confirmation email, then checking his spam folder, but it wasn't there either, so he registered again—but none of those handles lead to him.

I wonder if he's gotten his license, or found a job—there were so many job emails. Thanks to Kevin, I now know whenever there's a League of Legends tournament, and that they have live broadcasters. I clicked the link out of curiosity, but don't worry, K, I didn't touch anything. But then again—how would you know?

Kyla Marshell is a writer and artist based in New York. Her work has appeared in Sarah Lawrence magazine, on Wondaland.com, Okayplayer's REVIVE Channel, Blackbird, and elsewhere. Read more at kylamarshell.com.

[Image by Tara Jacoby]

Lawsuit: Nicholas Sparks Is a Racist, Homophobic, Anti-Semitic Monster

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Lawsuit: Nicholas Sparks Is a Racist, Homophobic, Anti-Semitic Monster

Nicholas Sparks, progenitor of best-selling books that get adapted into movies that apparently inspire (half) brothers and and sisters to fuck each other, is being sued by the former headmaster of his Epiphany School for Global Studies, TMZ reports.

Saul Hillel Benjamin's lawsuit is a doozy: He claims to have been privy to The Notebook author disparaging black and gay people and expressing anti-Semitic views.

After Benjamin brought up to Sparks (who founded the school in 2006 with his wife Catherine) that the New Bern, North Carolina school lacked diversity, with allegedly only two out of 514 students being black, he claims the author gruffed, "Black students are too poor and can't do the academic work." And when Sparks learned Benjamin was meeting with a member of NAACP, Sparks allegedly instructed the headmaster to "engage only in private and less visible contact with African Americans."

And when gay students complained of bullying, the suit alleges, Sparks balked, apparently going so far as to support a group calling for a "homo-caust." Benjamin also claims he was forced to stand in front of the entire school "and defend his Jewish heritage," at the behest of Sparks.

It's this final, ironic facet of the suit that puts the whole thing over:

Benjamin says he was fired and Sparks — who famously wrote "The Notebook" about a couple's love transcending Alzheimer's — telling others in the school to ignore Benjamin's claims because he was suffering from Alzheimer's.

Should these accusations be true, it puts the school's carefully worded pedagogical philosophy in a nasty light. From the school's website:

Our Christian Traditions, ethical commitments toward others, open-hearted faith, and appreciation for diversity, are integral to the honorable values and kindness manifested in the daily life of the school. There is no specific religious doctrine associated with the school nor are there any Statements of Belief, and the inherent dignity of all human beings is celebrated. The school welcomes students, teachers, and administrators of all faith traditions, or indeed, no faith tradition. All students are empowered to learn in a place where the universal commandment to Love God and Your Neighbor as Yourself is an anchoring goal.

The Epiphany School for Global Studies' new headmaster, Dwight Carlblom, is featured on the school website's homepage with the quote, "Every child who walks into our school has become both our responsibility and our privilege."

If you know more about the Sparks family's involvement at the Epiphany School for Global Studies, please email me at aleksander@gawker.com or hop in the comments below.

[Image via AP]


A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

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A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

Never a show to shy away from divisive social issues, last night's Nashville featured main character Juliette Barnes preparing to terminate her pregnancy. And then she showed up to this awesome abortion clinic, which had photos of adorable babies all over the walls.

A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

This is why everyone should go and donate to Planned Parenthood right this instant! In fairness, it was not the photos that led to Juliette's likely decision not to go through with the abortion, but rather the realization that the fetus within is NOT in fact the devil spawn of her one-off hate sex with vile label head Jeff Fordham. Instead, it is the beautiful manifestation of her love with soulmate Avery Barkley, who now detests her for the aforementioned one-night hate sex.

In bad news, I guess condoms don't work. In good news, maybe Juliette won't be able to take the part of Patsy Cline in a biopic and ruin more classic songs. (ALSO in good news, will this bring Juliette and Avery back together? Swoon.)

But Nashville did not stop at considered-but-not-implemented abortion! It bravely tacked some other, perhaps even tougher issues.

Gay Cowboys Whose Beards Are on the Verge of Nervous Breakdowns: At first, Layla was upset when she found out that her hunky country singer of a husband was gay. And then, when she learned that they would have to continue filming their Newlyweds-esque reality show or risk him being outed, she became pretty peeved. But after realizing just how far in toilet her career is, she went full psycho. Did anyone else expect her to start screaming, "NEELY O'HARA!!!!!" at the end of this scene?

Supporting Characters Getting Cut: As if the entire arc of her character wasn't humiliating enough, Tandy leaves Nashville (and Nashville) to go work at a non-profit in San Francisco. Now who will have expository conversations with Rayna at the beginning of every other episode?

A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

Selling Out: Rayna's album has been bumped from the number one spot on the charts by aforementioned gay cowboy Will Lexington, and apparently the only way for her to get back on top is by revealing personal details about her engagement to Luke Wheeler (and/or starting her own line of barbeque sauces). So on Good Morning America she reveals the very intimate thing Luke whispered in her ear when he proposed: that his trick knee was bothering him. Is anyone else missing her tortured eye sex with true love Deacon a whole lot right about now?

A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

Fluffy Hair: So, season three of this show already started off kind of weird, and now we have to deal with THIS HAIR from every thinking woman's personal hair icon, the luminous Ms. Connie Britton? I just can't with this right now.

A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

Creative Cinematography: Seriously, though, what the eff is going on with the camera work in this scene of Juliette and Avery? Is it supposed to give us a taste of what morning sickness is like? Why is season three of Nashville trying to kill us?

Guest Appearances by Project Runway contestants: Project Runway's Amanda had a real "make it work moment" as Juliette's stylist, though I believe Nina Garcia would have deemed her Patsy Cline audition dress as a little too "costume."

A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

Revenge Sex: There is a dramatic principle of nighttime soap operas dictating that when a hot new Bluebird waitress makes eyes at Avery in Act I, she must bang Avery in Act III. I'm guessing this won't turn out great.

Co-writing with an Ex: If Scarlett and Gunnar taught us one lesson this episode, it is that unless you want to fall in love all over again with your ex, DO NOT co-write with them. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T HARMONIZE WHILE BATHED IN ANGELIC LIGHT!

A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

Bratty Teenagers: Maddie wonders why all of her parents (except the non-biological dad/mayor that she can't stand) are deserting her. The answer is because she's such a jerk! Instead of having cute baby photos all around that abortion clinic, they should feature shots of teenagers rolling their eyes.

A Very Serious Nashville Tackles Very Serious Issues of Our Time

[Videos and images via ABC]

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Buying Tumblr Was a Big Mistake, Says Everyone But Yahoo

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Buying Tumblr Was a Big Mistake, Says Everyone But Yahoo

Activist investors are awesome at concern-trolling. Just look at Starboard Value's open letter to Marissa Mayer, a new contender for the underminer's hall of fame. The hedge fund "wants Mayer to stop buying companies" because it's worried recent bets haven't paid off.

Without even naming Tumblr specifically, Starboard incited analysts to call Tumblr a flop, reports Fortune:

"Tumblr is relatively inconsequential," said Ben Schachter, a long-time Yahoo analyst at Macquarie Securities. "They continue to lose share of dollars and mindshare. They haven't been able to execute a turnaround. A lot of the new strategy is the same as the old strategy and it's not working yet."

Schachter said Tumblr had approximately $10 million to $15 million in revenue at the time of the acquisition, and since Yahoo has not updated the numbers, revenue has likely not grown by much. Even if Tumblr revenue had grown, say, twice as fast as traffic, it would have added only single-digit millions to the company's revenues.

Mark Mahaney, another longtime Yahoo analyst, told Fortune the $1.1 billion deal to buy cool and attract other wunderkind founders was "inconsequential."

Tumblr was cagey about its numbers when it was private and that hasn't changed under Yahoo, but the company is standing by its Millennial man:

"Tumblr has been important from a consumer standpoint, an editorial standpoint, an advertising standpoint, and a technology standpoint," Kathy Savitt, Yahoo's chief marketing officer, said in an interview.

Traffic at Tumblr has grown by about a third to 400 million monthly users since last year's acquisition, and the numbers of blogs and posts have nearly doubled, according to the company's own figures. Savitt noted that while Tumblr operates independently, Yahoo and Tumblr have collaborated in productive ways. Yahoo's ad technology now powers Tumblr's "sponsored posts," which are the main vehicle for monetizing the microblogging platform. Tumblr-sponsored posts from brands like Lipton, Lexus, and Lionsgate appear on Yahoo. "Brands are able to create rich stories that are engaging in their own right," Savitt said. Yahoo has used the Tumblr platform for some of its own digital magazines.

Tumblr has allowed Yahoo to bring those magazines—which span categories such as technology, travel, food, style, beauty, and movies—to market faster, Savitt said. It also allowed Yahoo's editorial teams to produce richer content. With Tumblr, the company has been able to tap into a younger audience, which is important to Yahoo's future, Savitt said.

Savitt's defense doesn't inspire much confidence. But a Yahoo employee, who previously worked at Facebook, pointed out that the skepticism is premature. "Tumblr has lots of traffic and they can make ad dollars, but it's taken them much longer than expected for sure," said the source, adding: "How long has it [taken] Instagram to monetize? Still hasn't happened yet."

The difference between Tumblr with Facebook's $1 billion hipster purchase is that Instagram is currently no. 8 among free apps in the Apple App Store—and Mark Zuckerberg made sure activist investors couldn't tell him what to do.

To contact the author of the author of this post, please email nitasha@gawker.com.

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iPad Hacker and "Troll" Weev Is Now a Straight-Up White Supremacist

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iPad Hacker and "Troll" Weev Is Now a Straight-Up White Supremacist

Four years ago, Andrew "Weev" Aurenheimer poked an easy hole in Apple's iPad security, exposed the information of 114,000 users, and embarrassed both that company and AT&T. He spent a year in prison before his sentence was tossed out, becoming a hacker hero in the process—and also, apparently, a neo-Nazi.

In a new post on The Daily Stormer, a white supremacist blog, Weev recalls what he learned from his time in prison—apparently a deep hatred of Jews, black people, and other significant portions of society—and reveals a giant swastika tattoo on his chest.

The man is known for deliberately offending as many people as possible with racism, antisemitism, and other forms of inflammatory hate speech. But for years now, it's been chalked up to his self-professed "troll" status. But the line between Hey, just trolling! and This man is an open fascist is clearly artificial one. But if your life is one big troll, it's not a troll at all; you are just a hateful, bad person:

I've been a long-time critic of Judaism, black culture, immigration to Western nations, and the media's constant stream of anti-white propaganda. Judge Wigenton was as black as they come. The prosecutor, Zach Intrater, was a Brooklyn Jew from an old money New York family.

[...]

The whole time a yarmulke-covered audience of Jewry stared at me from the pews of the courtroom. My prosecutor invited his whole synagogue to spectate.

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They took control of our systems of finance and law. They hyperinflated our currency. They corrupted our daughters and demanded they subject themselves to sex work to feed their families. These are a people that have made themselves a problem in every nation they occupy, including ours. What's saddest is that we are the enablers of this problem. The Jews abused our compassion to build an empire of wickedness the likes the world has never seen.

And so on. It's not even particularly novel racism.

What separates Weev from all the eager internet bigots who commented on his Daily Stormer post is that he's a minor celebrity in the online security world; as he points out in the post, "Harvard, Stanford, the Electronic Frontier Foundation, the National Assocation [sic] of Criminal Defense Lawyers, a throng of information technology experts, and the world's foremost legal expert on computer crime would end up scribing briefs in my defense." Of course, being a shitmonger doesn't mean you've broken the law, and a racist deserves equal protection (and a fair criminal defense) like anyone else—as the EFF made clear, Weev was harpooned by the truly awful Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

But Aurenheimer still enjoys a kind of outsider-insider status in the security field—he was on CNBC, in a suit! When he speaks, or rants, or raves, he's taken at least half-seriously, with whatever makes us uncomfortable thrown out as "Oh, Weev" trolling. His martyrdom protects him from anything else. And if he's going to be considered a digital hero, the lesser counterpart to Aaron Swartz, let's also remember that Andrew Aurenheimer has a very large swastika tattoo.

Liberia to Prosecute Texas Ebola Patient for Lying on Questionnaire

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Liberia to Prosecute Texas Ebola Patient for Lying on Questionnaire

The Liberian government will prosecute Thomas Eric Duncan, the U.S. Ebola patient in Texas, for lying on a questionnaire when he left Liberia for the States. He reportedly answered "no" when asked if "he had cared for an Ebola patient or touched the body of anyone who had died in an Ebola-affected area."

According to NPR, Duncan did help an Ebola-infected pregnant woman get to the hospital in Liberia, which is likely how he was infected. Binyah Kesselly, the chairman of the board of directors of the Liberia Airport Authority, said that in regards to the questionnaire, "We expect people to do the honorable thing."

Texas health officials say Duncan came into direct or indirect contact with at least 80 people since he landed in the U.S. on September 20.

[Photo via AP]

Everyone You Know Should Be Watching CW’s Reign

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Everyone You Know Should Be Watching CW’s Reign

Mary, Queen of Scots: historical figure, tragic queen, and star of the CW's racy period soap opera Reign, which returns Thursday 10/2 at 9pm on the CW with season one now available for streaming on Netflix.

I urge you to signal boost this premiere to your nieces, your daughters, your friends' little sisters and hell, go ahead and check it out yourself because, real talk: there are a lot of poisonous messages floating out there in entertainment directed at young women. Teens are boy crazy, so teen programming is boy crazy, vicious cycle is vicious. Heroic female characters are often written as physically aggressive, emotionally-distant male characters with boobs. And Reign is an antidote for all that.

In addition to being lushly shot, decadently romantic and indulgently fancy (at court, every day is prom) Reign crafts a progressive, "girls to the front" drama while being set in the 16th century.

Here's eight great reasons why Reign is slaying the "style AND substance" game:

8. It's about teens whose decisions really matter: Unlike teen dramas that can only empower adolescents through supernatural means, Reign tells the true story about a time when teens ruled the world. When the average life expectancy is 29, every day counts. When your love life effects the national economy, the drama gets fierce. Reign's plots center on statecraft and politics while being sexy and suspenseful which, damn.

7. Mary genuinely values her agency: The biggest fight Mary has had with her dreamboat husband Francis is over an instance where he took away her autonomy to protect her by locking her in a tower so she missed a ship to Scotland to quell a rebellion. This kind of controlling machismo was played as a complete betrayal and the opposite of romantic, which is frankly hella refreshing. Mary loves Francis, but she loves her agency more

Everyone You Know Should Be Watching CW’s Reign

6. Anne of Green Fucking Gables, y'all!: Mary's mother-in-law,Catherine de Medici is played by none other than Megan Follows, who some of you might remember as your childhood hero. As Catherine she's an HBIC who is to poison what Dr. Dre is to beats. She's also the most important relationship in Mary's life, serving as an adversary and mentor in turn. And yes, even though she's not a teen she has relationships and lovers and feelings, which is rad because teens: feelings don't go away when you turn thirty. Trust.

5. Mary genuinely values her female friends: You know how female leads will have super best friends until they get into a relationship and then all their friends disappear? Mary has a crew of well-rounded, three dimensional waiting ladies with independent story lines who she's all about.

4. Queens aren't threatened by other women just trying to get their life: When a "mean-girl" bitchy blonde archetype, Olivia, showed up season one to try and win Francis away, Mary embraced her while asking Francis to please not engage. Olivia went on to have her own well-rounded storyline, emphasizing that the "other woman" is still a human being. The message here is that Mary holds Francis 100% responsible for his own behavior. She doesn't blame other women for his actions, or try to control their behaviors in an effort to control his.

3. Sex doesn't define or embarrass the characters: No one fetishized virginity harder than the 16th century nobleman, but the show uses that same historically accurate aspect to emphasize how little sexual inexperience has to do with the content of your character . Mary's waiting lady Kenna started the season as the randy Mistress of King Henry, now she's married to heartthrob Bash, and their well-crafted romance has become an investigation of sex vs. intimacy and possession vs. partnership in a compelling and sex-positive way.

2. It dissolved the central love triangle like a boss: Love triangles seem requisite for teen programming, and a lot of season one centered on Mary choosing between Francis and his half-brother Bash. Then Mary made a choice, Bash respected that and moved on, and the brothers have repaired their relationship. God bless the show for not stringing along two fandoms season after season with emotional contrivances that make all three leads look increasingly like assholes, but creating characters who act like mature, healthy people and moving on to new ideas.

1. Queens are allowed to cry: Mary is a strong leader who will ruthlessly kill a bitch to protect her countrymen. She also cries when she gets her feelings hurt, makes herself vulnerable to her close friends, and occasionally uses fashion to solidify her political messages. This is called valuing traditionally feminine behavior.

Clearly I'm a big fan. My admiration may also have to do a lot with the castles, fancy balls, ghosts and amazingly talented cast, but I just want all my girls to come hang out in the 16th century tonight. Prithee babes, check it out, it's a good time.

[Images via CW]

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GOP Gives Out Phone Number of Rival Candidate's Ailing 91-Year-Old Mom

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GOP Gives Out Phone Number of Rival Candidate's Ailing 91-Year-Old Mom

John Fisher is running for the Michigan House* as a Democrat. In a recent mailer, the Michigan Republican Party told voters to call a number for Fisher and express their displeasure over his support for Obamacare. The number went to Fisher's elderly mother's hospice, where she's undergoing heart treatment.

Via MLive:

The mailers, which were paid for by the Michigan Republican Party, urge voters to call John Fisher, a candidate for the 61st state House District, and "Tell him hard-working Michiganders are being hurt by Obamacare and the health care policies (Democrats) support."...

The number is registered under Fisher's name, but is a direct line to his mother's room at Tendercare Portage, where Isabel Kramb is currently receiving hospice care for congestive heart failure, said Fisher's campaign manager David Topping.

In a gloating press release, Fisher—a 64-year-old pastor—said he's been all for Republicans telling voters to call him in the past, "which worked to my advantage, because most people agree with me that policies that improve life for families and seniors are good for Michigan." But calling up his 91-year-old mom in the home was just not cool.

"I am disgusted that Republicans are recklessly bullying my mother when she needs rest and quiet the most, but she is not the only senior in Michigan whose life has been disrupted because of them," Fisher added.

*I initially incorrectly identified Fisher as a candidate for Senate.

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What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

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What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

Something bizarre happened overnight: New York City's population grew to the size of Shanghai's, swelling from 8 million people to 24 million. It's like a natural disaster, but this tidal surge is made of human needs. Here's how we'll rebuild the city to make room for them all.

Illustration by Imperial Boy

Though the rapid change is fantastical, the transformation isn't: New York's population is likely to grow by almost this much by the end of the century. All over the world, cities are making the transition from large cities to megacities of over 15 million people. So our thought experiment isn't about wanting to escape to the city planet Coruscant from Star Wars. It offers a glimpse of what the largest city in North America might actually look like in 2114.

Disappearing Streets

New York City is already one of the most densely-packed urban spaces in the world, with 10,724 people on average per square kilometer. To triple the living spaces here, we'll need to build up — but we'll also need to build between. The city could no longer afford to devote so much street space to the products of an already-shaky auto industry, and the city's grid would change immeasurably. So would the laws that govern it.

For efficiency's sake, Manhattan would have to retain a couple of the major avenues like Fifth, which cuts through the center of the island. But it would be reserved for trucks delivering food — or taking garbage out. Other streets would be for licensed taxis and services like Uber, while cars belonging to individuals might be routed to the edges of island, or to other boroughs entirely. Getting around in Manhattan would mean taking public transit, or paying dearly to get an Uber.

At the same time, there would be a flowering of pedestrian walkways like Sixth and a Half Avenue, which tunnels through the skyscrapers of midtown in between Sixth and Seventh Aves. As more skyscrapers grew, walkways would also take to the skies in bridges between buildings. To keep the ground-level streets less congested, pedestrians would be invited to walk Broadway from the air, hustling from building to building via a growing network of architectural tissues that would nourish a new sidewalk culture fifteen stories off the ground.

What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

Shape-shifting elevated sidewalk concept, by sanzpont

Some of these elevated sidewalks would be classic New York, complete with tar-gummed concrete and jagged nubs of rusted rebar poking out at odd angles. But others would look like high-tech works of art. Architectural futurist Geoff Manaugh, proprietor of BLDG BLOG, describes megacity New York like this:

A world of Judge Dredd-like megastructures, land bridges across rivers, and pedestrianized super-corridors extending through the labyrinthine hearts of financial complexes ... carving new routes through the deep interiors of buildings, without a car in sight.

It would no longer be enough to tell someone to meet you at the deli on the corner of 55th St. and Seventh Ave. You'd have to give a three-dimensional destination, specifying whether this would be the corner on the 7th story or the 15th.

Colonizing the Northeast Corridor

What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

Boswash map created by Bill Rankin

If we want to keep our population of 24 million inside the current metropolitan area, however, we're looking at an absolute catastrophe. Shanghai's density is roughly 3,809 people per square kilometer, so it may have a huge population but it also occupies an enormous land area. If we crank up New York's current density to three times its current state, the only cities we can compare it to are ones like Dhaka, in Bangladesh, which are riddled with shantytowns.

City planner and architect Mark Hogan says that even if we were willing to house New York's additional population outside the city limits, it would still take up 10% of Connecticut's current land area at its current density.

So we're going to have to build New York out, way out, after we've stretched the outer boroughs to the breaking point. The city's tentacles would reach out along transit corridors that already exist. As you can see in the map of "Boswash" above, there is already an enormous amount of urban density along the Northwest Corridor train line that connects Boston to Washington, DC. Now, imagine 16 million more people in that fat ribbon of urban development.

Columbia professor of urban development Kate Ascher (author of The Works) thinks the megacity of New York would have to spread into transit corridors, with construction booming (and prices skyrocketing) near train stations that can take commuters into the city center. Many of these new nodes would also be high-density areas with little area for automobiles and elevated sidewalks shuttling commuters through their vertical towers.

When you look at New York's future population from the perspective urban planning, there are really only two scenarios: disaster or expansion. Hogan said:

If it happened overnight, I think it would be a disaster. I think you would end up with millions living in third-world conditions. A better solution would be to distribute the extra population over the Northeast Corridor, so less dense places like Philadelphia and Connecticut can help pick up the growth. Lower-rise housing could be built at high densities throughout the corridor so you end up with a huge Paris instead of another Dhaka or Kolkata.

What would we call this new megapolis? Would it remain New York City, or would it become Boswash, or New Conndelphia? If we look to China for inspiration, we already have one possible answer. The nation has just designated a new urban zone called a "city cluster" in the Pearl River Delta.

What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

That region is already home to a handful of enormous cities, including Shenzhen (pop. 10.3 million) and Guangzhou (pop. 12.7 million). The plan to make one economic center out of the Delta involves linking the city clusters to each other with high-speed rail and putting money into development for less affluent cities.

All That Garbage

Even if we can create our own version of Pearl River Delta's city clusters along the eastern seaboard, we may still be looking at an urban disaster. New York City produces about 37,000 tons of waste per day, all of which has to be trucked out of the city, often for hundreds of miles, before finding its final resting stop in landfill. Certainly the city might begin recycling more if the population boomed, but we'd still be looking at about three times the amount of waste — so, we can assume that our 24 million New Yorkers will be pumping out 111,000 tons of garbage every day.

The problem wouldn't be the garbage piles, but the infrastructure needed to move them around. So says Robin Nagle, author of Picking Up, and the anthropologist-in-residence for the New York City Department of Sanitation.

Nagle says that we'd notice a lot of small differences as the city grew. First of all, garbage trucks would have to be bigger. Even the street sweepers known as mechanical brooms would have to change. Currently they scour the streets, swirling up everything from used needles to Blue Bottle coffee cups, depositing them into a hopper that holds roughly a ton of litter. In the New York megacity, we'd need much bigger hoppers, bigger garbage trucks, and a veritable army of sanitation workers to run them. A lot New York's remaining major streets would be filled with garbage trucks.

What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

Ultimately those trucks might be the biggest problem. Hauling garbage to distant "final deposition" sites would stress highway infrastructure and air quality, along with landfill capacities. In our efforts to rid the city of garbage, we'd just be creating an even bigger pollution problem. It's an ugly scenario.

To find a new home for the landfill, the the city might rejuvenate a 1934 plan for expansion, which would have topped up the Hudson River with landfill. At the same time, the city might also explore radical new methods for garbage disposal, including converting it into an energy source or biochar for fertilizer. The edges of the city might be ringed with enormous biochar plants that heat up all the waste until it's converted into a coal-like substance whose byproducts include carbon neutral fuels.

Disaster or Dinner?

Most of New York's food arrives the same way garbage escapes: on trucks. There's been a lot of excitement about building vertical farms within Manhattan, or skyscraper greenhouses packed with enough crops to feed the whole city. But there is a lot of controversy over whether such structures would save money and energy. In the more populated future, we're probably looking at bringing in food on trucks powered by alterantive fuels rather than giant hydroponic farms towering over Union Square.

With so many people depending on imported food, however, food security expert Evan Fraser worries that the new megacity would be even less prepared for disasters than it is now. Where would the city store emergency food supplies for 24 million New Yorkers if a natural disaster were to take down the power grid or blanket the midwest in ash? "New York City is dependent on a global supply chain for its food," Fraser said. "We have no data on what kinds of food stores exist because the government doesn't store food anymore. And food companies like Walmart or Monsanto won't tell us what they have stored. It's a proprietary secret."

A volcanic eruption or war that affects the food supply chain could wreak havoc in this dense city whose people generally worry more about their proximity to transit than their access to grain.

Short of this kind of disaster, though, New Yorkers will probably maintain their current food obsessions. The hyper-populated city might devote itself to the social aspects of dining even more than it already does. New high rises will offer micro-apartments without kitchens. Instead of cooking at home, residents have access to a communal kitchen area for cooking on each floor — or they can go to a group dining floor to buy dinner from the co-op chef.

What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

New York's High Line Park

Robert Hammond, one of the founders of New York's High Line Park, believes that novel communal spaces like these are bound to emerge in a city whose sheer size creates a feeling of loneliness. Repurposing an old railway bridge to create a park has convinced him that our several million new residents will need to reuse old industrial spaces as well as build new ones.

Those enormous kitchens that New Yorkers never use could finally become useful living spaces. And who knows? Maybe we'll build parks in the husks of abandoned parking structures, and some of our new aerial sidewalks will be lush with greenery.

The One Thing You Can Count On

Unlike many cities that are struggling under the weight of population expansions, New York has one precious resource in abundance. Partly due to smart early planning, and partly due to luck of geography, the city has many sources of drinking water, including the Catskills and Croton watersheds north of the city. Clean water from these areas tumbles into the city through viaducts, propelled by nothing more than gravity.

What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

New Croton Dam

Even if the city were to swell to three times its size, says civil engineer and water systems expert David Sedlak, the city's residents wouldn't be parched. The real question is how New Yorkers will start to recycle the water they have. Turns out the answer could help a little bit with the waste problems that our garbage-producing millions are creating.

New York City has what's called a combined sewer system, which means that sewage uses the same pipes as water runoff. You can imagine what happens when this system is flooded with storm water. If you've ever smelled something terrible in New York during a rainstorm, now you know why. This problem is only going to get worse as the amount of sewage increases.

But Sedlak points out that water recycling plants pull straight from the runoff system, converting our flood of contaminated water into drinkable water — thus preserving our watersheds and helping to deal with excess waste. The city might begin refilling the Croton watershed as it empties out. Instead of just spurting out toxins and garbage, the city could produce its own fuel and fresh water.

The question is, will it?

The City Crisis

What Would It Take to Turn New York into a Megacity?

When New York City sprawls all the way from Boston to Washington, DC, its urban clusters linked by high speed rail, it's far from certain that the megapolis will be sustainable. Realistically, there will be pockets of sustainability right alongside regions where people continue to drive hundreds of miles to dump their garbage.

Connecticut might grow its own version of Dhaka, with shantytowns that are barely wired for electricity. And Manhattan might isolate itself behind a wall, allowing in only the people who can afford the exorbitant tolls — and who register as clean on the identity detectors flanking the entrance to every elevated walkway system. The city once known as New York will be in crisis, its citizens divided over how to maintain over 16 million new immigrants and residents.

This kind of crisis has defined city life for centuries, if not millennia. As urban populations swell, bizarre new problems arise. Neighborhoods and communal spaces are redefined, and privacy sublimates into something else. We can use raw numbers and urban plans to understand what our future cities might look like, but there are always unpredictable outcomes. What will mega New York's economy be like? Will it have a single municipal government, or a coalition of representatives from city clusters?

Just as important as these questions, though, are more pedestrian ones. You have to imagine what it will feel like to eat dinner every night with the random people who live in your building. Maybe they are the ones who will help you when the next tidal wave leaves the shelves at Whole Foods bare. Or maybe they'll just pass you by on the elevated sidewalk without a second glance, before disappearing into the crowds.

Annalee Newitz is the editor-in-chief of io9. She's the author of Scatter, Adapt and Remember: How Humans Will Survive a Mass Extinction. Follow her on Twitter, or email her.


​New Fall TV: Should I Watch Gracepoint?

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Gracepoint premieres on Fox tonight at 9/8c. for a ten-episode season that you should not watch. If you think I am going to explain why this identical remake of a ponderous British show is happening or what it means, I regret to inform you that nobody knows and science can't help.

Logline: One thing a TV show has never been about is a quirky detective with personal problems. There should be more TV shows about those. There should be only those. Stop making all other kinds of TV and just focus on this exciting new idea about the dickbutt cop and how he solves things such as crimes.

Bottom Line: Benefitting from simultaneous waves of transatlantic enthusiasm and the latest hipster-dad accolades about how TV is good now, ITV1 import Broadchurch premiered earlier this year on BBC America. Before most people had even seen it, they were declaring it the best show in the entire universe—heretofore known as the True Detective Effect—and nattering on and on about it online. (The fact that the male lead once played Doctor Who tells you all you need to know about the implacable, dog-with-a-bone tenor of these conversations.)

Of course, by the incredibly shitty ending, a strange silence had crept over the world (again, just like True Detective) and all those self-identified superfans went back into hiding like groundhogs, waiting for another actor that was ever on Doctor Who to be on another show so they could let everybody know the person was on Doctor Who.

Now there is a remake of this boring show that should not exist, and the only differences are: 1, A different ending and 2, the Scottish man from Doctor Who is playing his same role only with an unconvincing Cali accent. Isn't that so dumb? Go watch a real TV show, that's my advice.

Watch This Show! Because Anna Gunn deserves an apology from all of us. No other reason.

Absolutely Do Not Watch This Show! Because it is going to be so, so stupid and pointless. Because without being Scottish David Tennant just looks like a background extra. Because the original was fucking offensive, no spoilers but it managed to be both insulting and nonsensical, with one of the most bizarrely stupid conclusions of all time.

Hey Season One of The Killing called and was like, good job bro.

Parents Television Council Says: Who cares. Not even the PTC has anything to say. A million monkeys with a million typewriters could type for a million hours and all they would come up with, given every single review I've seen to date, is "But how come though?"

Gracepoint airs Thursdays on Fox at 9/8c., starting tonight. Don't watch it, don't be a chump.

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The Fung Wah Bus Still Doesn't Have Its Shit Together

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The Fung Wah Bus Still Doesn't Have Its Shit Together

The Fung Wah bus, a rolling sardine can that once carried passengers from Boston's South Station to the foot of the Manhattan Bridge and back for a mere $15 each way, failed its latest attempt to get back on the road. Depending on your outlook, this is either very good or very bad news.

The bus line, which was forced to indefinitely suspend its service after a federal Department of Transportation investigation last year, attempted to obtain a new operating license in January (it was denied), then filed an appeal in March (also denied).

The denial of its appeal came down in September, DNAinfo reports. Things don't sound good:

"The agency denied Fung Wah's most recent appeal for operating authority because they failed to provide sufficient evidence on how they would comply with federal safety standards, including how they would conduct future drug testing, how they would properly train their staff moving forward, and any corrective action that was taken to counsel or discipline the staff who falsified records in the past," the FMCSA said in a statement.

The company has until October 10 to submit evidence for another application review, DNAinfo reports, and after they do, the Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration has 30 days to decide whether they're safe enough. Until then, there's always Lucky Star.

[Image via Flickr]

Severe Thunderstorms Threaten Nearly Forty Million People This Evening

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Severe Thunderstorms Threaten Nearly Forty Million People This Evening

A widespread severe weather outbreak is taking shape across a large swath of the central United States this evening, stretching from Texas and Louisiana north through Illinois and Indiana. Nearly forty million people are at risk for damaging winds, large hail, and possibly a few tornadoes.

While spring is the most active season for severe weather in the United States, the country experiences a second, less intense peak in severe weather during the fall months as air masses duke it out (to use a technical term). A powerful cold front is marching out of the Plains towards the Mississippi River Valley this evening, with strong to severe thunderstorms firing up along and ahead of the leading edge of the front. This same cold front will bring the first real blast of cold air (30s are possible as far south as central Alabama on Sunday morning).

As of the publication of this post, severe thunderstorm watches are in effect from central Texas to central Illinois ahead of the storms. The main risks with these storms include wind gusts to 70 MPH (especially in line segments that develop), very large hail on the order of 1.50" to 2.00" in diameter (likely in discrete storms), and the possibility for a tornado or two in discrete storms that are able to tap into areas of low-level shear.

Severe Thunderstorms Threaten Nearly Forty Million People This Evening

The most widespread risk from today's storms is expected to be damaging winds. The SPC has issued a 30% risk for damaging winds (map above) across the entire state of Arkansas and large parts of Texas, Oklahoma, and Missouri. The SPC's website lists almost 11 million people under the 30% risk, including larger cities such as Memphis, Shreveport, and Little Rock.

Keep an eye on watches issued by the Storm Prediction Center and warnings issued by your local National Weather Service office this evening and tonight. Make sure you have a way to be alerted for severe weather if you're asleep. Most smartphones have Wireless Emergency Alert capability now, which automatically sounds that annoying Emergency Alert System tone when your location goes under a flash flood warning or tornado warning.

A marginal risk for severe weather exists across parts of the Deep South tomorrow afternoon.

[maps by the author]


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The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

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The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

After making its absurd case for retiring the most capable counter-insurgency and close air support platform in existence, the USAF is deploying the Warthog back to Iraq. The Indiana Air National Guard's 122nd FW will be taking the 'Hog on an unprecedentedly large and long deployment to CENTCOM's area of operations this October where it will likely take on ISIS like only the 'Hog can.

For context, make sure you read my widely distributed special feature outlining just how ridiculous the USAF's reasoning is for retiring the entire A-10 Warthog fleet:

A move to deploy the A-10 to fight ISIS is a totally logical one, as there is no better aircraft for executing strike coordinated armed reconnaissance (SCAR) and close air support (CAS) than it. This is especially true as the hunt for ISIS fighters and material will proceed largely without the help of forward air controllers (otherwise known as JTACs) on the ground, at least according to the White House and the Pentagon.

The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

Basically, SCAR sorties are search and destroy missions, something that is not easy to do in a relatively fragile, fuel hungry, supersonic capable jet flying at close to 20,000 feet. A modern fighter pilot, without a pair of very well trained boots on the ground, only has their soda-straw-like-field-of view-capable targeting pod, and in most cases, a tiny screen the size of a compact disc case, to actually survey the imagery it is collecting. On the other hand, the A-10, and its very ground-attack oriented skilled pilot, has all the same tools as an F-16 for CAS and SCAR missions, but it also has the ability to get much lower so that it can bring a pair of binoculars, or even a naked eyeball, to bear on the action below.

In this lower-altitude and higher threat environment, an A-10 pilot can rapidly build up a picture of what is going on, and can engage the enemy repeatedly with laser guided and GPS bombs, Maverick missiles, Wind Corrected Munitions Dispensers (guided cluster bombs), rockets and of course, its daunting 30mm GAU-8 Avenger cannon. Additionally, A-10 pilots are by-and-large also airborne forward air controllers (FAC-A). Building up a game plan based on the assets available, they can use their quarterback-like expertise and better vantage point to call in the weaponry carried by any other coalition aircraft in such a way that it maximizes their combined effects on the enemy.

The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

The Warthog's straight wing maneuverability, heavy armor, defensive suite, honeycomb construction and redundant systems allows it to venture down into the MANPADS (shoulder fired heat-seeking missile) engagement envelope, an area where no other fixed wing military aircraft was actually built to operate in. If indeed the 'Hog is allowed to operate in this dynamic environment for which it was originally designed, it could deal ISIS an incredibly heavy blow.

Another unique aspect of the Warthog is its ability to be staged from airfields with minimal support infrastructure and improvements. Whereas coalition fast jet fighters such as F-16s and F-15s have to constantly suckle logistically demanding and expensive tanker gas, the A-10 can be based directly within the theater of operations, such as in Erbil, the Kurdish semi-autonomous region's capital. If not forward deployed there in full, the Warthogs could utilize austere airfields surrounding the city as forward arming and refueling points (FARPs). Here, aircrew can be swapped out, new intelligence can be relayed in person, and the jets can be rearmed and refueled before going back out over the battlefield to rapidly prosecute targets and reconnoiter for new ones.

Forward deployed A-10s operate at captured Tallil Air Base during the opening weeks of Operation Iraqi Freedom:

The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

Having the A-10s use FARPs instead of flying a thousands miles each way from a base in Qatar or Bahrain to northwestern Iraq could drastically increase sortie rates over key ISIS held towns. Doing so could also allow for a quick reaction force to respond to Kurdish or Iraqi forces under fire. This is a far less costly and more flexible tactic than having B-1B bombers, F-16s and F-15s fighters travel thousands of miles just to orbit high over Iraq while suckling tanker gas for hours on end.

The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

Considering the nature of the ISIS threat in Iraq, wouldn't we be smart to deploy all of our available A-10 units to take the fight directly to ISIS instead of just one? This is the purpose-built jet's exact mission set, why have other, more costly assets prosecute that mission that are not as effective at it to begin with? Oh right, I forgot, because the USAF is an equal opportunity warfighting force when it comes to weapons platforms and their prospective communities. This is the same Air Force that flew B-1 and B-52 bombers over Afghanistan from Diego Garcia, close to 3,000 miles each way, for years on end. The same force that elected to fight men in mud huts with AK-47s using supersonic F-16 and F-15 fighters for over a decade instead of supplying a cheap precision attack capable light close air support and surveillance aircraft to augment and work alongside the A-10. The same USAF that does all this, then turns around and complains that they have flown the wings off their fast-jet fleet. Finally, it would sure be contradictory of the USAF to deploy the perfect asset for the job in force seeing as they want to desperately retire this asset so that they can replace them with less capable machines that cost exponentially more to procure, fly and sustain (see the F-35).

The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

In essence, no war during the Warthog's 35-year-old career has been more in need of it and its pilot corps' very unique set of capabilities, or more worthy a cause, than the strange and fairly terrifying one that we have found ourselves in seemingly overnight with ISIS.

Hopefully, this whole ISIS fiasco will act as a strong lesson to the USAF's ever short sighted brass, that sacrificing the most effective weapon for the wars that they may no longer want to fight in the present just so they can buy vastly more expensive and unproven weapons for the wars they think they may have a slight chance of fighting in the future, is totally unacceptable and puts our nation at risk.

The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

Without even having to fire a single shot, world events have proven the A-10's worth, and put into question the USAF leadership's ambiguous priorities, all over again.

Considering that President Obama has pledged unequivocally that there will be no American "boots on the ground" to guide high-flying fighter's and bomber's weapons on to their targets, the Warthog is our best hope at actually taking the fight to the enemy in Iraq. It is time to not just deploy one A-10 squadron, but to let the Warthogs loose en masse via deploying every available A-10 squadron, and allow them to collectively ply their deadly trade like no other weapon system can. If there is any sense left in the USAF's swept-wing fighter-jock heavy management, they would put their pride aside and allow the reclaiming of Iraq to be the Warthog's war.

The USAF's Much Maligned A-10 Warthogs Are Deploying To Fight ISIS

Photos via USAF, A-10 maneuvering formation shots by our friend Jim Haseltine at High-G Productions via the USAF.

Tyler Rogoway is a defense journalist and photographer who maintains the website Foxtrot Alpha for Jalopnik.com You can reach Tyler with story ideas or direct comments regarding this or any other defense topic via the email address Tyler@Jalopnik.com

Real Housewives Stars Joe and Teresa Giudice Sentenced to Prison

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Real Housewives Stars Joe and Teresa Giudice Sentenced to Prison

In a scene nearly as dramatic as the time Aviva confronted Sonja about skipping a charity spin class to spend time with her dog, a New Jersey judge sentenced Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Teresa and Giuseppe "Joe" Giudice to 15 and 41 months in prison, respectively, for bankruptcy, mail, and wire fraud.

NorthJersey.com reports that Teresa's jail time will be followed by 2 years of supervised probation. Joe Giudice was ordered to pay $414,588 in restitution, and is thought likely to be deported back to Italy at the conclusion of his sentence. (Giudice emigrated to the United States with his family when he was one year old. Page Six notes that his attorney previously told the court Giudice was not aware he was not an American citizen.)

Judge Esther Salas previously agreed to stagger any jail time the couple received, to enable one parent at a time to remain at home with the couple's four children.

NorthJersey.com reports that earlier in the hearing, Judge Salas admonished the couple for "glaring omissions" in their pre-trial financial disclosure forms, after they failed to report purchases of cars, furniture, construction equipment, and "recreational vehicles." The couple's attorney stated that most of the furnishings seen in TV footage shot in the couple's palatial $3M home are provided by the production company, and that they own only $25,000 worth of furniture. When asked why Teresa reported no jewelry on the forms, her attorney answered that her jewelry is costume, and of little value.

This past spring, the Giudices pleaded guilty to conspiring to falsify loan applications to the tune of millions of dollars. They also admitted concealing assets when declaring bankruptcy. Joe Giudice acknowledged having failed to file one year's taxes.

In a letter read before the court, Joe's mother pleaded for leniency, saying "My son needs a slap on the wrist, not to be taken away from his family."

Judge Salas later responded: "It's not a slap on your wrist you need, Mr. Giudice. Uh-uh."

This post has been updated to include information about Teresa Giudice's sentence.

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