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Suicide Bomber Kills 54, Wounds Many Others in Eastern Pakistan

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Suicide Bomber Kills 54, Wounds Many Others in Eastern Pakistan

Police and government officers report a suicide bomber detonated explosives in eastern Pakistan on Sunday, near the country's border with India. At least 54 were killed.

According to the AP, the explosion occurred while hundreds were returning from a military parade—an event the Pakistani and the Indian militaries hold daily on their respective sides of the border—at the Wagah border crossing. CNN reports the suicide bomber was a male between the ages of 18 and 20.

Provincial police chief Mushtaq Sukhera said over 100 people were injured, several of the critically, meaning the death toll will almost certainly rise. From the AP:

Another Lahore officer, Haider Ashraf, said some paramilitary troops were among the dead and wounded. The paramilitary forces' provincial Director General Tahir Javed said three soldiers died.

Dr. Khurram Shahzad at private Ghurki Trust hospital said that there were 10 women and seven children among the dead, and eight members of a single family. He said several of them had multiple critical wounds.

According to the AP, officers are unsure of what the target could have been, but Sukhera notes police had intelligence reports that said there could be a bombing in the city. Paramilitary forces were prepared, but CNN reports larger-than-expected crowds led to gaps in security checks.

[image via AP]


British-Iranian Woman Sentenced to Year in Jail For Watching Volleyball

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British-Iranian Woman Sentenced to Year in Jail For Watching Volleyball

A British-Iranian woman who attempted to watch a volleyball game at Azadi Stadium in Tehran, Iran and was arrested on site in June has now been sentenced to a year in jail, though no official reason was given for her conviction.

Ghoncheh Ghavami, 25, was arrested on June 20 at the stadium on charges of "spreading propaganda against the regime," members of her family told The Guardian. Ghavami was a law graduate living in London when she was arrested abroad. She spent four months in prison before the latest sentence of a year in jail was brought down.

Via the Guardian:

"In a meeting Ghoncheh had with her mother on Wednesday, she said no new charges have been filed against her."

Earlier this month Ghavami spent 14 days on hunger strike in protest at her detention, which has drawn condemnation from the highest political level. David Cameron underlined his concerns in a meeting with Iran's president Hassan Rouhani in September at the UN general assembly in New York.

Ghavani's lawyer has not been permitted to visit or speak with his client. She has been held in near solitary confinement at the notorious Evin prison since June, and her lawyer said there is a chance the court could lessen the sentence since she has no prior criminal record.

[Image via The Guardian]

Watch Johnny Depp Play "Beautiful People" With Marilyn Manson in LA

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Watch Johnny Depp Play "Beautiful People" With Marilyn Manson in LA

Frequent Marilyn Manson collaborator Johnny Depp joined the paint-face rocker on stage at the Roxy in Los Angeles this Halloween, where he shredded on guitar and kept his sunglasses on. Ninja from Die Antwoord was also there, and the whole thing was very strange.

The group played Marilyn Manson's 1996 hit "The Beautiful People."

OK!

[ h/t Stereogum]

Philly Dad-Daughter Team Caught on Video Beating Man With Baseball Bat

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Philly Dad-Daughter Team Caught on Video Beating Man With Baseball Bat

A Philadelphia father and daughter pair were caught on a surveillance camera beating a man with a baseball bat and then firing at him with a gun as he ran away one night last week. The 62-year-old father and 36-year-old daughter allegedly yelled, "You know what you did!" before the attack.

The South Philadelphia duo, Rita D'Amato and Carmen D'Amato, turned themselves in on Friday night. Police say that the D'Amato family is well known in the area and the victim initially claimed that he didn't know them and that this was a random attack. According to ABC6, many neighbors in the area are "holding their judgment" until a motive has been released, adding that there had been several car break-ins in the area recently.

Via ABC6:

Some neighbors are holding their judgment until they find out the motive.

"I'll tell you the truth, if the guy was breaking into cars, he deserved to get hit with a baseball bat - I agree with that. But if it wasn't him, God bless the D'Amatos," said Stephen Foster.

Video of the attack can be seen below, from which the victim escaped with two gunshot wounds to the leg. Carmen D'Amato remains in custody on $350,000 bond while his daughter posted bail and has been released.

[Image via Philly.com]

Buncha Bats Crawling All Over This Utah Courthouse

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Buncha Bats Crawling All Over This Utah Courthouse

Order in the Washington County Justice Court? No. Bats!

When employees arrived for work at the 5th Judicial District Courthouse in St. George, Utah on Thursday, they were greeted by a bunch of new little Brazilian free-tailed bat friends. According to KSL, 40 bats were removed on Thursday and Friday from courtrooms, the attic, ceilings, and other areas of the building, and "perhaps dozens more" are still inside.

Despite all these damn bats being around, court proceedings have gone on as usual. Zac Weiland, a deputy prosecutor from Washington County, told KSL that he could hear scratching noises as soon as he walked into court Friday morning, adding, "I don't like bats. I saw it crawling, and it's stuck in a little lamp, and I'm like, I'm done. I want out."

Me too, my man!

Bats are protected in Utah, so the Division of Wildlife Resources has been attempting a "catch and release" program to remove the creepy little pals. Lynn Chamberlain of the Division of Wildlife Resources explained, "There is an apparatus put in place, kind of a one-way door where they can get out but can't get back in."

They hope to have the bats removed by Monday.

[image via Shutterstock]

Women Making $70 Feminist Shirts in Factory Paid Under a Dollar an Hour

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Women Making $70 Feminist Shirts in Factory Paid Under a Dollar an Hour

In a new investigative report published at the Mail on Sunday, a reporter discovered that women in Mauritius who were hired to make shirts that read "This is what a feminist looks like" have been paid roughly a dollar an hour to do so and sleep in dormitories that house 16 women at a time.

The shirts, which are sold in conjunction with Fawcett Society (whose slogan is "Working for women's rights since 1886") and have been worn by everyone from Simon Pegg to Nick Clegg to British politician Harriet Harman, are made by migrant women who make a quarter of the average monthly salary in Mauritius.

Via the Mail on Sunday:

Fayzal Ally Beegun, president of the International Textile, Garment and Leather Workers Union said: 'The workers in this factory are treated very poorly and the fact that politicians in England are making a statement using these sweatshop T-shirts is appalling.

'It would take a woman working in the factory nearly two weeks just to buy one shirt. What is feminist about that? These women have nothing in this world. They are paid a pittance and any money they do receive they send back home.

'They work very long hours and have no lives other than their work. They are on four-year contracts that mean they don't get to see their families in that time. What kind of existence is it when you are sharing your bedroom with 15 other women?'

During a factory tour, the Mail reporter learned that the factory can produce 300 of the feminist t-shirts for roughly $14 when the shirts themselves are sold in the UK for £45 or roughly $70 individually.

Fawcett Society, the organization responsible for selling the t-shirts, issued a statement on Saturday in response to the exposé:

"We have been very disappointed to hear the allegations that conditions in the Mauritius factory may not adhere to the ethical standards that we, as the Fawcett Society, would require of any product that bears our name. At this stage, we require evidence to back up the claims being made by a journalist at the Mail on Sunday. However, as a charity that campaigns on issues of women's economic equality, we take these allegations extremely seriously and will do our utmost to investigate them."

The full statement, which can be read here, explains that Fawcett Society reached out to Whistles, the store where the shirts are sold, who explained that the manufacturer is "fully audited, socially and ethical compliant factory," though Fawcett Society claims they will continue to investigate.

[Image via The Daily Mail]

Researcher Who Found 'Puppy Sized Spider' Received Death Threats

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Researcher Who Found 'Puppy Sized Spider' Received Death Threats

Last month, Harvard entomologist Piotr Naskrecki's wrote a blog post about finding a "puppy-sized" spider in South America. The post went viral. A few days later, Naskrecki was receiving death threats. Why? For collecting one of the specimens he described in his post, and placing it in a museum.

Naskrecki appeared on NPR yesterday to talk about the flood of hate mail he's received in the wake of his blog post, and to explain (quite politely, we think, in light of his situation) that yes, the occasional killing of animals is a necessary part of the research process:

Yes, I have received quite a bit of negative reactions to the fact that we scientists have to collect specimens occasionally. I would like to emphasize that we never do it lightly and this is probably the most unpleasant part of our job. But unfortunately, there's really no other way to look inside of an organism. We need to dissect things to see how their internal organ works. The easiest way to get the DNA is to grind the muscle of an organism. But in addition to that, we collect specimens not knowing what they will be used for. [The Smithsonian Institution, where I work] has 21 million specimens collected over the last 200 or 300 years, and they're still being studied. And we are still answering questions that would have been unconceivable when the specimens were first collected.

Naskrecki doesn't get into this in his NPR interview, but collecting specimens is also a crucial aspect of the conservation process – not just for animals, but their habitats. He elaborates on his blog:

...species are never lost as a result of scientific collecting, but almost invariably because of the destruction of their habitat, or due to competition from alien species introduced by humans. And this loss of species is happening on an unimaginable scale – by some estimates 16,000 species quietly go extinct every year, some even before scientists have a chance to describe and name them. And this is why if I see something that may be new to science, even if I suspect that it might be rare and threatened, I will collect it and deposit it in a museum. Some years ago I found a new species of katydid in South Africa. I knew that its population was tiny and on the brink of disappearance. In fact, this species is now probably extinct. Not because I collected a few individuals, but because its only population was located in a tiny patch of a native yellowwood forest within a massive pine plantation, a patch that was already being cut down to be replaced by more non-native trees grown for timber. Had I not collected a few specimens of this animal, we would have never known it existed. Now, at least its tombstone has a name – Paracilacris periclitatus, The Endangered Katydid.

We encourage you to read the rest of Naskrecki's response to the knee-jerk vitriol he's received since his post went viral: "Involuntary Bioslaughter and Why a Spider is Dead."

H/t NPR

Couple Caught Having Sex in Public Continues to Have Sex in Public

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Couple Caught Having Sex in Public Continues to Have Sex in Public

A young, sexually adventurous couple was caught having sex on a bench by a car park attendant in Bengbu, a city in China's northern Anhui Province. Instead of stopping, the couple reportedly "just started to speed up."

The scene between 25-year-old Lei Mei Ni and her 26-year-old boyfriend Dong Jen, which was caught on tape by onlooker Jian She, shows the car park attendant shouting and urging them to just quit doin' it already:

Jian spoke with the Daily Mail:

A stunned Mr Jian said: "At first I thought he was asleep or just lying on top of her. But then I saw the tell-tale signs. His trousers being down also gave it away. But when the guard came over, rather than cover up, he just started to speed up."

The car park attendant, 40-year-old Tain Yu, explained to the Daily Mail why he didn't report them:

"I wouldn't say it was shocking, more weirdly comical. I was shouting at them to stop and they were saying they were nearly finished. I took down their names but in the end did not report them. They were very drunk."

[h/t Uproxx]


Genius Surfs Dead Whale, Gets Stranded When Sharks Appear All Around Him

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Genius Surfs Dead Whale, Gets Stranded When Sharks Appear All Around Him

On Saturday afternoon, a man in Western Australia decided to board the carcass of a dead whale that had been floating in the water for several weeks, "surfing" it for fun—until he noticed that the waters all around him were spotted with hungry sharks.

Harrison Williams, 26, told the Daily Mail Australia that he was trying to save the whale, saying "Basically the whale looked in distress and I tried to help it. But clearly I was too late," though there could have been no way for this man to have confused the dead whale for, uh, a live whale. Williams explained to Perth Now, "I was out on the boat with the boys and one of my mates said it would be pretty funny to surf the whale so I did it."

According to Perth Now, Williams saw the sharks when he swam over to the whale, but they didn't deter him. Instead, when a great white shark popped up to munch on the dead creature, his friends came to his rescue with the nearby boat. As the Daily Mail reports, Williams is a lover of extreme sports and as Williams himself shared, his parents think he is an idiot.

[Image via Perth Now]

Police Admit No-Fly Zone Over Ferguson Was Designed to Shut Media Out

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Police Admit No-Fly Zone Over Ferguson Was Designed to Shut Media Out

St. Louis county police instituted a no-fly zone over the Ferguson protests solely to prevent news helicopters from covering the events, recorded conversations obtained by the AP reveal.

At the time, the police department claimed the no-fly zone was necessary because shots had been fired at a police helicopter—and not, as Sgt. Brian Schellman told reporters at the time, because the police wanted the media to leave. "We understand that that's the perception that's out there, but it truly is for the safety of pilots," he told NBC.

According to the AP, the tapes reveal St. Louis police officers worked with FAA air traffic controllers to tweak the flight restrictions to ground media aircraft while still allowing commercial flights and police helicopters to operate in the area.

Media outlets were reportedly told there was an outright ban, despite exceptions for "aircraft carrying properly accredited news representatives."

"They finally admitted it really was to keep the media out," said one FAA manager about the St. Louis County Police in a series of recorded telephone conversations obtained by The Associated Press. "But they were a little concerned of, obviously, anything else that could be going on.

At another point, a manager at the FAA's Kansas City center said police "did not care if you ran commercial traffic through this TFR (temporary flight restriction) all day long. They didn't want media in there."

FAA procedures for defining a no-fly area did not have an option that would accommodate that.

"There is really ... no option for a TFR that says, you know, 'OK, everybody but the media is OK,'" he said. The managers then worked out wording they felt would keep news helicopters out of the controlled zone but not impede other air traffic.

FAA administrator Michael Huerta denied the allegations, telling the AP, "FAA cannot and will never exclusively ban media from covering an event of national significance, and media was never banned from covering the ongoing events in Ferguson in this case."

[image via AP]

Who Is Alex From Target, and Why Is Teen Twitter Obsessed With Him?

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Who Is Alex From Target, and Why Is Teen Twitter Obsessed With Him?

Teen Twitter (the most powerful force in the universe) has been hit by a bomb, and that bomb's name is Alex From Target. Who is this ordinary Target checkout guy, and why is Teen Twitter obsessed with him? Read on for more.

Alex from Target is a teenager, and a Target employee, and an overnight sensation. But he is also the latest thing that octogenarians and middle-age-genarians are confused about. "Who is Alex From Target really? Am I really that old? I've been working on my novel for fifteen years why isn't it finished yet!!!! I have to empty the dishwasher."

If you're on Twitter, you've seen him, you've heard of him. You may have even encountered impostor accounts that purport to be him, and you, the person who uses the internet to read Gawker and fuck about looking at paisley pillows on Overstock.com are confused. Hold on to your butts, here is the Alex From Target explainer.

What's up with this teen sensation "Alex From Target"? Explain it to me for I am old, as old as Shakespeare the playwright.

On Sunday afternoon, a girl shopping at a Target in Texas tweeted a photo of a hot boy at the checkout. By Sunday night, the photo had amassed enough retweets, faves, and general teen chatter that Alex himself (whom the teens had digitally tracked down) had reached over 300,000 Twitter followers. Girls and boys everywhere shared photos he had posted, learning about his life, his friends, his family, and his story.

By Monday morning, Alex From Target had made it to CNN, thanks entirely to a single handsome photograph.

(We still don't know who the first person to tweet the photo—patient zero—was. There's a decent chance that she is dead now, I'd say a 90 to 95 percent chance. If you are alive, Girl From Target, please join the discussion on Kinja.)

Alex From Target is a cute teen. I'm allowed to say that because I am also a teen, in terms of my attention span, and thought patterns. When one brave young woman was buying what women buy at Target like a good-ass Mossimo cardigan or Homer Simpson underwear or some chintzy jewel-encrusted item from the One Spot (the dollar store of Target [this has been the Target explainer portion of this explainer]), Alex was there, bagging those goods and making an impression. The brave woman captured his image on a camera phone and uploaded it to the web.

Teens, whose thirst for cute boys is unslakable, retweeted the hell out of that photo.

He's just . . . a cute guy who works at Target?

Yes. Sounds like someone is getting testy about employment I wonder why . . . no judgments or anything but . . . kinda crazy that you're so salty right now . . .

How did Alex From Target get over 300,000 followers on Twitter in under twenty-four hours?

This is a twofold answer. The first fold is: Alex From Target is a babyfaced angel (for proof, see the photograph emblazoned at the top of this post and also in your ~dreams~).

The second fold is: Teens are good internet detectives who love to follow babyfaced angels on Twitter. In an effort to truly get to know the living human man, who can speak and breathe and move around in physical space, teens undertook a dedicated web search for the cutest checkout boy Texas has ever seen. And Alex From Target, to the surprise and glee of the teen web, had his own dot-com presence on sites like Twitter.com and Facebook.com.

What is Alex from Target's Twitter handle?

Alex From Target's Twitter handle is @acl163, which could mean one of two things.

What are the two things?

Either Alex From Target's name is Alex Christopher LaBeouf (this is the correct answer) or he is very informed about the muscular makeup of his body and has torn his anterior cruciate ligament one hundred and sixty-three times which means Alex From Target is a success story of a man with legs like Gumby. A real hero who has faced adversity and punched adversity in the mug because fuck adversity, I am Alex From Target and my legs work! (This is a lie I made up.)

How is Alex From Target handling his fame?

Duh, he's lovin' it.

Is it true that Alex From Target has a girlfriend and that she NEEDS. TO. BE. STOPPED.

Teenagers are not happy about Alex From Target's girlfriend, Lindsey. But guess what she's a hot bitch so why don't you back off or maybe fave some of her tweets, okay? She could use the support right now, okay?

Btw, this tweet is about you:

You mentioned that there are Alex From Target impostors.

This morning, a national trending topic on Twitter—wait, let me say that again so that it really hits you, old person—a national trending topic on Twitter—was #AskAlexAQuestion. The wild thing isn't just that this was nationally trending on Twitter, it was that the hashtag was being addressed by a NOT EVEN REAL ALEX FROM TARGET. An impostor Alex From Target was fielding answers as if HE WERE ALEX FROM TARGET. The impostor Alex From Target sucks and that's all you gotta know about that.

Like, who is this tool.

Isn't it a little convenient that Taylor Swift's new album has a special promotion at Target and this kid comes out of nowhere and suddenly Target is all I can think about man I have been running low on laundry detergent maybe I'll pop over to Target real quick and buy some reasonably priced goods . . .

Taylor Swift is connected to this meme, yes. She is connected to everything.

But hey, Target approves of Alex From Target. Are you really surprised by this exceptional showing of brand enthusiasm? Shut up, Target. This isn't about you. You aren't a cute boy!!!

Hey, my friend's teenage son is pretty handsome. He works at Costco. Can I tweet a photo of him?

Do what you want, this is between you and your god.

[Photo via a mystery woman on Twitter, who are you?]

San Francisco Is Being Sued For Playing Favorites with Airbnb

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San Francisco Is Being Sued For Playing Favorites with Airbnb

San Francisco got little right with their Airbnb-legalizing legislation. The home-renting startup has been accused of illegally lobbying to get the bill passed. Airbnb also helped regulators write portions of the law. Now HomeAway, the Airbnb competitor that runs VRBO, is suing to get the law overturned because it was designed with only one company in mind.

HomeAway claims the law, which was supposed to update antiquated rules to allow for home rental startups, instead "stifles opportunity in such a discriminatory manner." According to the San Francisco Chronicle, the company believes it is being unfairly punished with the law's requirement that short-term rental owners live in the city.

The new law says only permanent residents of San Francisco can rent their homes to short-term travelers. But most of the 1,200 San Francisco listings on HomeAway and its subsidiary VRBO are second homes, whose owners don't live here year-round. HomeAway wants the permanent resident requirement tossed.

In a statement to the Wall Street Journal, a spokesperson for the bill's author, Supervisor David Chiu, dismissed the suit as "absurd."

"This company (HomeAway) wants to continue to be able to turn housing for San Franciscans into full-time vacation rentals with impunity," he said. "The requirement that only permanent residents of San Francisco can engage in short-term rentals is the linchpin of the legislation because it ensures that housing units for San Franciscans will not become full-time hotels."

HomeAway also objects to the tax collection requirement in the new law, reports the Journal:

The law also says that vacation-rental platforms have to collect and remit San Francisco's 14 percent hotel tax, something that Airbnb started doing in October, although it's been mum about any plans to pay an estimated $25 million in back taxes. But HomeAway and VRBO function differently than Airbnb, acting as classified-listing services rather than middlemen, which means they don't have the ability to collect the hotel tax — or even to know when homes were rented out via their sites.

In a statement, HomeAway's co-founder expressed disappointment that the legislation was not "thought-leading public policy." Had the law favored HomeAway and punished Airbnb, we're sure the company would have found the bill much more 'visionary.'

To contact the author of this post, please email kevin@valleywag.com.

Photo: shanelykins / Instagram

The Navy's Top Intel Official Is Banned From Seeing Classified Intel

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The Navy's Top Intel Official Is Banned From Seeing Classified Intel

The U.S. Navy has a three-star admiral in charge of all its intelligence-gathering and analysis efforts. But for a year, he has been barred by officials from viewing any secret intelligence, essentially making his job moot and leaving the service dead in the water when it comes to gathering critical information.

The Navy Times has the bizarre story of how a top military spook has lost his security clearance, but not his job:

Vice Adm. Ted Branch, the director of naval intelligence, had his security clearance suspended in November 2013 after being investigated for possible misconduct. In the year since, no charges have been filed and there is no sense of when they might be, leaving the Navy in an untenable situation.

If classified information is being discussed at a meeting, the director of naval intelligence has to leave the room.

If Branch drops by a subordinate's office, the space must be sanitized of any secrets before he enters.

Branch can't attend morning intelligence briefs, or sit with the other services' intel chiefs when they meet with Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, said a naval intelligence source, who spoke on background because he was not authorized to speak to the press.

Branch and his deputy, Rear Adm. Bruce Loveless, have been subjected to a yearlong investigation into whether they took gifts from an accused fraudster known as "Fat Leonard" Glenn Francis, according to the Times.

For years, Francis' company was in charge of arranging port visits for Navy ships, and he plied many ships' captains and officers with goods and services from prostitutes to Lion King tickets to get lucrative (and sometimes) secret information on the ships' movements and port plans.

It's unclear why the Navy hasn't reassigned Branch and Loveless to another job while the investigation runs its course. In a statement to the Times, a spokeswoman for the service said only that "Vice Adm. Branch and Rear Adm. Loveless are performing their respective functions to the extent restrictions placed on their access to classified material permit," which is akin to saying a noseless bloodhound is doing just fine in his job as a tracker, as long as you don't count the parts that require sniffing.

[Photo credit: U.S. Navy]

Shane Smith Has Problems

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"To live is to suffer," Nietzsche said. "To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering."

Is This Jumbo Diesel Electric Submarine A True Nuclear Alternative?

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Is This Jumbo Diesel Electric Submarine A True Nuclear Alternative?

Air Independent Propulsion equipped diesel electric submarines offer incredibly stealthy and long diving capabilities, but they have remained somewhat diminutive in size and limited in capabilities compared to their larger nuclear counterparts. Now, renowned French naval ship builder DCNS is looking to change that with their super-sized SMX-Ocean sub concept.

The SMX-Ocean's size is telling — 328 feet long and displacing 4,750 tons while surfaced (more while submerged). That makes her roughly three times the size of the innovative AIP capable Swedish Gotland Class AIP diesel electric subs (diesel electric subs are also known as SSKs) that largely introduced the modern AIP concept as a usable form of undersea propulsion.

With greater size comes much greater capability. The SMX-Ocean is aimed directly at eliminating much of the advantages of the "SSN," the multi-role nuclear attack submarine. This is done by extrapolating the latest in AIP technologies into a larger hull design. In this larger hull there is room for traditional features that were once only found on bigger and much more expensive nuclear boats, as well as others that are on the leading edge of undersea combat.

The SMX-Ocean design, which is based loosely on the French Navy's Barracudda Class SSN, is said to offer an incredible 18,000 mile range at an average of 10 knots submerged, and the ability to patrol for 90 days without tendering or coming into port for refueling and resupply.

DCNS's latest fuel cell and lithium-ion battery based AIP technology will allow these big boats to stay submerged and near entirely silent for up to 21 days at a time. With its large internal volume, the SMX-Ocean will have enough fuel and stores on-board that it will be as adapted to 'blue water' operations (open ocean) as 'brown water' operations in the coastal littoral areas. This makes them capable of missions like carrier escort, which have traditionally been conducted by nuclear boats for navies that have the capability.

As for the SMX-Ocean's combat capabilities, they mirror or even exceed those of the most modern nuclear attack subs of a similar size, and even larger in some cases. The SMX-Ocean boats are designed to pack vertical launch tubes for land and surface attack long-range cruise missiles and even anti-aircraft missiles. This is all in addition to the standard forward firing torpedo tubes, although these too are capable of deploying anti-ship, anti-sub and even anti-air weaponry. In total, this innovative new SSK design will be able to pack an incredible amount of firepower, totaling 34 missiles, mines or torpedoes. In comparison, the Virginia Class SSNs, which are nearly double displacement, carry 39 weapons.

In addition to her bristling quiver full of missiles and torpedoes, full accommodations for a team of special forces frog men, including a lockout chamber and a 'garage' for swimmer delivery vehicles and/or a dorsally mounted midget submarines are part of the initial design.

A huge part of the SMX-Ocean concept includes the use of unmanned underwater vehicles (UUVs) and unmanned air vehicles (UAVs) that can range out far from the submarine's location. There they can use active and passive sensors to help build a situational picture of the battlespace, all without putting their mothership at risk.

For instance, an UUV can be forward deployed and used tactically to search for other subs or mines using active sonar, or it can pave the way for a special operations team inserting deep into enemy territory. A sub-launched UAV will be able to provide targeting information for a standoff attack on an enemy flotilla, reconnoiter a suspect smuggling ship, or conduct over-watch for a special forces raid. All this can be done while the sub itself still remains hidden, dozens of miles away from the target in question.

A deployable 'virtual mast' system is also built into SMX-Ocean design. Basically, this is a buoy system fitted with electro-optical, signals intelligence, and even radar sensors, as well as data-link communications, that can be deployed while the sub is at great depth. Such a system can be used as a traditional periscope would, to visually survey the boat's surface surroundings and target craft if need be, or it could be used for communications, building an aerial and surface radar picture, or to relay information collected by a sub-launched UAV.

This whole "virtual mast" technology is so exciting because it largely alleviates the most vulnerable situation that an attack sub regularly puts itself in- breaking the surface of the water to prosecute an attack, communicate, or to simply see what is going on around it. The traditional periscope itself creates a radar return that many sub hunting radar systems are incredibly capable at detecting, and it is often a sub hunter's best clue as to a boat's location. In addition, all these technologies, including UUVs, UAVs and virtual masts are all expendable, as they can be abandoned on command or destroyed by the enemy without a major loss of the submarine they are supporting. Simply put, it is a much better deal losing a $2M UUV instead of a $1B+ submarine, not even counting the cost in human life.

In the SMX-Ocean, DCNS really has a lower-cost diesel-electric AIP competitor for countries that already have nuclear attack subs in inventory, and a very enticing product for countries that do not have nuclear submarine capabilities but sure would love some without the cost or infrastructure hassle associated with them. Australia in particular has big subsurface ambitions, and many other nations, especially in Asia, may see fielding an SSN like SSK as the perfect tool to counter-balance China's increasing area-denial and anti-access technologies. Western nations are also dealing with a growing Russian threat, one that small quantities of extremely expensive 'blue water' SSNs may not be able to keep up with.

The US Navy should really take a look at the SMX-Ocean, as it would be perfect fit for a low-end (comparatively) companion to their Virginia Class SSNs and their upcoming next generation fast attack nuclear submarine design. If two of these boats could be bought for the same price as a single Virginia Class, while offering the vast majority of the Virginia Class's mission set and capabilities, the Navy would be reckless not procuring them.

Is This Jumbo Diesel Electric Submarine A True Nuclear Alternative?

If 'buying French' is deemed unacceptable, and the off-the-shelf nature of the SMX-Ocean with its lack of pork cannot attain the necessary support in Congress, than at the US Navy should design and field something similar.

As mentioned in the recent Foxtrot Alpha feature on the game-changing Swedish Gotland Class, these non-nuclear multi-role subs could be forward deployed to friendly nations, and even possibly paired with the Navy's bloated Littoral Combat Ships to increase operational synergy and give the LCS more of purpose in life.

Really, the SMX-Ocean is most likely a vision of things to come in regards to subsurface warfare technology. As nuclear submarine technology becomes increasingly unaffordable for even the most wealthy states, their capabilities will have to be shared by cheaper diesel-electric AIP boats. Meanwhile, nuclear capabilities will be better reserved for the ballistic missile deterrent mission and for fast attack submarines operating under the polar icecap or on other extreme endurance missions.

As area denial and anti-access technologies continue to proliferate, putting allied surface vessels and aircraft at greater risk, more and more missions will be pushed onto stealthy submarine forces. In the US there is already a higher tasking demand than there is a supply of available submarines by a good margin. DCNS's new SMX-Ocean could be a solution to this pressing problem, as it is one that will only worsen as time goes on.

Is This Jumbo Diesel Electric Submarine A True Nuclear Alternative?

Regardless of if the US Navy gets off its nuclear high-horse or not, these near SSN sized diesel-electric AIP boats will start to appear throughout the world in coming decades, with our friends and our enemies at the helm alike. This alone will put even more demand on America and her closest allies' gold-plated nuclear attack submarine force. At some point in time the US, UK and French navies will have to come to terms with the fact that even the best submarine in the world can only be in one place at one time, and that is dockside more often than not.

In the end, the more near-silent US subs in the water doing reconnaissance, patrols, and supporting special operations the better, regardless of how they are powered.

Tyler Rogoway is a defense journalist and photographer that maintains the website Foxtrot Alpha for Jalopnik.com You can reach Tyler with story ideas or direct comments regarding this or any other defense topic via the email address Tyler@Jalopnik.com


Car Talk Host Tom Magliozzi Dead at 77

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Car Talk Host Tom Magliozzi Dead at 77

NPR is reporting that Tom Magliozzi, one of the two hosts of the wildly popular public radio show Car Talk, has passed away at 77, of complications from Alzheimer's disease.

Magliozzi and his brother Ray hosted Car Talk for 35 years as Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers. The news of Tom's death was sent in a note to NPR from Car Talk executive producer Doug Berman on Monday:

"I have the sad duty to report today that Tom Magliozzi, one of the hosts of Car Talk, passed away this morning due to complications of Alzheimer's Disease.

"Tom's been such a dominant, positive personality amongst us for so long that all of us in the public radio family — and I include our millions of listeners — will find this news very difficult to receive."

Car Talk has been on air since 1977, when it launched on WBUR in Boston. It was soon after picked up by NPR, and lasted until 2012, when the brothers retired.

WBUR has announced that they will host a special rebroadcast of Car Talk tonight at 9 p.m. and a memorial tribute will air on Saturday, November 8 at 11 a.m.

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The Fake Hot Teacher Sex Tape That's Sweeping the Internet, Explained

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The Fake Hot Teacher Sex Tape That's Sweeping the Internet, Explained

The Daily Mail reported today that a high school teacher in Santiago del Estero, Argentina had been suspended after sleeping with a 16-year-old student who made a sex tape and leaked it to his friends. The story has been going viral on Spanish-language news sites since last week. It's (mostly) fake. Let us explain.

According to the viral story, Lucita Sandoval, a 26-year-old (or 35-year-old, depending on the source) English teacher had previously faced as many as 5 disciplinary hearings over her relationships with students. Some sources even reported Sandoval had been arrested.

The alleged 23-minute tape, which shows the young man giving a thumbs up to the camera, was reportedly the first real evidence against her. The video went viral and appeared on porn sites (NSFW) after the boy, instead of deleting it as promised, supposedly shared it with his friends via WhatsApp.

The Fake Hot Teacher Sex Tape That's Sweeping the Internet, Explained

"Lucita Sandoval" has since become an infamous internet celebrity, with several fake Facebook profiles dedicated to her, featuring dozens of photos.

But an investigation by local Santiago del Estero paper Nuevo Diario, published nearly a week before the sex tape went viral in Latin America, and almost 2 weeks before English-language tabloids took the story worldwide, claims most of her story is just viral bullshit.

The sex tape exists, but doesn't show a teacher and an underage boy. A Nuevo Diario reader was Facebook friends with a woman who appears to be the star of the video, and alerted the paper to her profile. According to an expert, "There are marks on the skin , beyond the nearly exact similarities between the [Facebook] photographs and the analyzed frames [of the sex tape] that are almost impossible to replicate in position, shape and depth in two similar people."

Although she did go to school to teach English, the woman in the video isn't a teacher in Santiago del Estero. She's actually from a different city, Corrientes. Following the trail from her profile, they also tracked down the man in the video, who isn't an underage student. His Facebook profile says he's in college.

The alleged student-teacher sex video seems to be a private sex tape that was shared via Whatsapp and then uploaded to a porn site. Nuevo Diario believes the original source was an Xvideos user named Metatron1980, who posted two videos on Sept. 8. with the title "puta correntina." Neither one is 23 minutes long.

The Fake Hot Teacher Sex Tape That's Sweeping the Internet, Explained

The last remaining mystery, Nuevo Diario reports, is how the video made it to Santiago del Estero's local Whatsapp network and had the "teacher" rumor attached to it.

[h/t Daily Mail, Photo: Facebook]

Rich Donor Heckles Senator: "Fucking Abortion Is All He Talks About"

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Rich Donor Heckles Senator: "Fucking Abortion Is All He Talks About"

Democratic Colorado Sen. Mark Udall's tenuous chance at reelection took a hard blow Sunday after he was cussed out in the middle of a public stump speech by one of his own ultra-wealthy donors because, in the donor's words, "fucking abortion is all he talks about."

Udall—the scion of an American West political dynasty that descended from one of the country's most infamous religious mass-killers—is a first-termer with a shaky tenure in a purple state where opinions are bitterly divided on the president and his political party. But Sunday's shouting match was not merely a "losing the day" lowlight; it highlighted the unease many Democrats feel over Udall's cynically one-note strategy to court female voters.

The Guardian was present for Sunday's fireworks, at a gathering in front of Udall's campaign bus:

The crowd cheered and autumn leaves fluttered about the senator like confetti.

Then, finally, came the only reference to policy in Udall's speech. "And by the way, I'm proud to stand with Colorado's women," he said, almost as an aside. "I'm proud to stand for reproductive freedom."

An angry voice from the crowd jeered: "That's not the only thing you stand for! Jesus Christ!"

Udall turned to a short, dark man on his left. The senator look genuinely stunned. "I'm sorry?"

"That's not the only thing you stand for!" The heckler was Leo Beserra, a 73-year-old who made millions on Wall Street and, since the early 1990s, has shared a generous slice of that wealth with Colorado Democrats.

Now, a lot was going on there. Few creatures are as perpetually needy as ancient millionaires, and the uterus-free Beserra could simply have been frustrated that his dollars hadn't purchased a senator who was speaking directly to him. And the "Democrats just treat women like reproductive systems" knock has long been a conservative riposte to charges that Republicans wage a war on women.

But Udall's clunky appeal to women through pro-choice boilerplate has been "particularly relentless and, seemingly, ineffective," in the Guardian's words. Recent polls have shown that reproductive rights, while important, are not high on voters' priority lists these days.

That's not to say women, or men who care deeply about women's rights, are amused by Udall's opponent and his fondness for fetal "personhood." But neither do they see Udall's tack as anything but a cynically instrumental ploy.

Perhaps voters are smarter than Udall assumes. Maybe pretty much correctly assume that any given Republican is clueless on women's issues, and any given Democrat may be slightly better, and they don't really need this articulated to them ad infinitum, so much as they need it related better to their daily lives and needs.

Perhaps, too, they smartly recognize that—unless Republicans gain a GOP president or veto-proof majorities in both the House and Senate—another anti-abortion senator, while annoying and culturally retrograde, can't actually do much to further erode reproductive rights in the next few years.

But perhaps the worst cynicism came not from Udall but other Democrats. Speaking to the Guardian after that confrontation, Becerra the wealthy donor sounded more concerned about polls and optics than people:

"Who is running the worst campaign? [Udall]. Because fucking abortion is all he talks about. He should not talk about it any more whatsoever. There are so many other issues."

Referring to the 2012 election strategy, Beserra added: "Two years ago it might have made sense. But didn't they get an inkling that it wasn't working [this year]?"

Udall, in fairness, tried to make precisely that case, telling the Guardian that abortion rights were part of a larger social and political narrative about his opponent. "Gardner's focus on limiting those reproductive freedoms is an indication of his extreme position on everything from climate change to affordable college tuition, to protecting social security and Medicare," he said.

It's true all of those are women's issues, family issues, human issues—and that they're more immediately threatened by a conservative Congress with power of the purse. So why not talk about them more directly, rather than making the circuitous appeal to women's sense of well-being and security through their birth canals? There is a war on women, and it is waged primarily—though not exclusively—by conservatives. Pointing that out once was a successful strategem for Democrats. Pointing it out again, two years later, after having done little of note to end the war, is a lazy, insulting number-crunching gambit for continued political power.

Fair or not, that's a narrative Republicans are telling to great effect about Democrats like Udall, because it fits the facts fairly well. Is it a good reason to vote against Mark Udall? No. But if voters were motivated solely by good reasons, these elections would already have been canceled for lack of interest.

[Photo credit: AP Images]

Construction Worker Killed by Tape Measure That Fell 50 Stories

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Construction Worker Killed by Tape Measure That Fell 50 Stories

In a freak accident that does nothing to calm your fears of objects falling from the sky and killing you, a construction worker in Jersey City died this morning after a one-pound tape measure fell 50 stories and hit him in the head.

According to the Associated Press, the 50-year-old man, who has not yet been identified, was apparently not wearing a hardhat when the tape measure fell, ricocheting off construction equipment below and hitting him in the head. From NBC New York:

As he walked over, a 1-pound tape measure fell off the belt of a contractor working on the 50th floor, bounced off a piece of metal construction equipment about 10 feet off the ground and hit him in the head, police said. He was knocked unconscious and later died at the hospital.

The Jersey Journal reports that the man was delivering sheet rock to the construction site for two 50-story buildings attached to a hotel.

[Image via Shutterstock]

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