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Please Stop (With These Fashionable Dicks)

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Please Stop (With These Fashionable Dicks)

Rick Owens's new Fall/Winter line is all dick and no style. This morning, during his Paris runway show, the famed designer revealed his latest men's collection. Small penises made an appearance.

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This is madness.


Jen Is Fine, She Just Wanted to Murder William H. Macy. She's Fine.

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Jen Is Fine, She Just Wanted to Murder William H. Macy. She's Fine.

You might think that after suffering an Oscar snub, Jennifer Aniston would not be fine, but that would be very presumptuous of you, because as she states multiple times in a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, she's fine. She just wanted to murder William H. Macy one time, on the set of her non-Oscar nominated film Cake and she didn't, so it's fine.

THR reporter Stephen Galloway writes that "the words 'pain,' 'anger' and 'control'" came up again and again "throughout" his conversation with Jen, but that is not because Jen needs comforting, or for someone to give her permission to fail, because as she says herself, she has "really tried" to work on her anger, and it's going fine. Except for that one time she was filming a scene with William H. Macy for Cake, and this happened:

During another scene, when the man responsible for the car accident that has left her in so much pain (played by William H. Macy) arrives at her door, Aniston was overwhelmed. "Seeing the face of that man, I just wanted to beat the shit out of him," she says. "Thankfully, they gave me a stuntman to beat up, because I would have killed Bill. Really. This big guy said, 'You can punch me as hard as you possibly can.' And I remember seeing white and just beating him for take after take. And the next day, I woke up and couldn't move. My body seized [up]. I was like, 'What the f— did I do?' "

She would have killed William H. Macy. Really! She remembers seeing white, and just beating the stuntman for take after take, and the next day she woke up and couldn't move, and her body seized up, but she's fine.

During the interview, Jen also reveals many other things that she is fine with in her life. Here are some of them:

Jen is fine with: Death

Everyone dies, and you just move on. Jen's old boyfriend died. Her dog died and she got a tattoo of his name on the inside of her foot. You know what? That's O.K. Here are some other people in Jen's life who died, but it's fine.

Her grandmother:

"I was around 21 years old, and it was the first time I'd had a loss. It was really sad. But then, like anything, you have to move on."

Her therapist:

"But I learned so much in the four years I worked with her, that when she did pass away I remember thinking, 'Wow, everything that we talked about and discussed, it's allowed me to be really peaceful about it all.' I mean, there were human moments. But I was really shockingly OK."

The celebrated British actor Laurence Olivier:

"Honestly, I was obsessed [with him] when I was a kid. I just remember being so enamored of him. I remember thinking, 'Maybe someday, if I become an actress, I'll be able to work with him.' And I remember the day he died, crying my eyes out."

And all of her other heroes excluding the Dalai Lama:

She has few heroes she can cite, other than the Dalai Lama. "They're all dead now," she observes wistfully...

It's fine.

Jen is fine with: Her dyslexia

Did you know that Jen suffers from dyslexia, and that she wasn't diagnosed until she was in her 20s? She thought she wasn't smart but it turns out she just wasn't not dyslexic. After she found out she was dyslexic, everything was fine.

"I thought I wasn't smart. I just couldn't retain anything," she says. "Now I had this great discovery. I felt like all of my childhood trauma-dies, tragedies, dramas were explained."

Jen's dyslexia was caused by a condition we will call crazy eyes, that makes her eyes like jumping beans.

"My eyes would jump four words and go back two words, and I also had a little bit of a lazy eye, like a crossed eye, which they always have to correct in photos."

They always have to correct it in photos, but it's fine.

Jen is fine with: Her mother

Jen hasn't always had the easiest relationship with her mother, actress Nancy Dow. For example:

"...I was never taught that I could scream. One time, I raised my voice to my mother, and I screamed at her, and she looked at me and burst out laughing. She was laughing at me [for] screaming back. And it was like a punch in my stomach."

And also:

"She was critical. She was very critical of me. Because she was a model, she was gorgeous, stunning. I wasn't. I never was. I honestly still don't think of myself in that sort of light, which is fine."

Now Jen says of their relationship, "We're all fine."

Jen is fine with: Not doing that anymore

While filming Cake, Jen had to submerge herself in water. As she's said before, she has "a terror of water," and no one will believe her. Here's her description of filming the scene which involved water:

It took forever. I kept going in, and I'd have the weirdest Pavlovian thing, and I'd turn around and go right back up. I was starting to cry. I was really having a lot of anxiety. I'm like, "Don't cry! Don't cry! Don't cry!" And the underwater camera guy came over and said, "Don't do this. Don't do this anymore."

O.K., she won't do that anymore. She's fine.

Jen is fine with: Her fiancé

Jen has been engaged to actor Justin Theroux for over two years, and it's fine. "We don't have a [wedding] date," she says, totally fine with it. The important thing is that she feels comfortable around Justin:

He's the easiest guy to hang around. He was so completely in his skin. It was the first time I remember being so comfortable [with a romantic interest], like with all my gay friends.

You know, comfortable, like with all your gay friends.

So, will Jen and Justin have children together?

"Listen," she continues, "that's a topic that's so exhausted. I get nervous around that, just because it's very personal. Who knows if it's going to happen? It's been a want. We're doing our best."

She's doing her best she's doing her best she's doing her best and she's fine.

Jen is fine with: Control

[Jen] gets up and crosses the room to adjust an ottoman a notch. "Sorry, I had to move that," she says.

She's fine.

[Photo via Getty]

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Vanderbilt Woman Didn't Think She'd Been Raped Until She Saw Video Of It

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Vanderbilt Woman Didn't Think She'd Been Raped Until She Saw Video Of It

The Vanderbilt University student who was allegedly raped by several football players last year testified Thursday that she didn't believe she had been sexually assaulted until investigators showed her video of the incident.

The woman, a then-21-year-old majoring in neuroscience and economics, had reportedly been dating 21-year-old Brandon Vandenburg, a football player at the school. One night in June, 2013, she allegedly drank multiple drinks and reportedly awoke clothed, in a strange bedroom, with no memory of the night before. When she asked, Vandenburg allegedly told her he cared for her after she puked in his bedroom.

Via the AP:

"He told me that I had gotten sick in his room and he had to clean it up and that it was horrible and that he had to spend all night taking care of me and that it was horrible," she testified of what Vandenberg told her about what had happened. "I apologized. I was embarrassed."

But surveillance videos reportedly said otherwise:

Detectives asked the woman to get a physical examination, but she initially refused, still not knowing what had happened.

When Vandenberg sent her a text message saying that he was probably going to get kicked off the team, she replied by telling him, "I don't want anyone to get in trouble because of me."

"I'll do everything I can to clear your name," she said in a text to Vandenberg.

Her main concern at the time, she testified, was protecting him. To this day, she said she has no memory of what happened.

It was after Vandenburg and three other football players were charged with her rape that she would see graphic videos of the alleged attack, she testified. Prosecutors played videos of the alleged attack for jurors that they said were shot from Vandenburg's cellphone. A Nashville detective testified that police were able to recover the videos from a laptop.

The details are, according to court testimony, horrifying. Vandenburg allegedly "passed out condoms, encouraging players to have sex" with the passed out victim, tried to wake up his sleeping roommate to participate, and allowed one teammate, Cory Batey, to urinate on the victim when they were done assaulting her.

The prosecution rested its case today in the criminal trial against Vandenburg and Batey. Two other football players, Brandon Banks and Jaborian "Tip" McKenzi, are also facing charges but have not yet begun trial.

All four have entered pleas of not guilty.

[image via AP]

Saudi King Abdullah Is Dead, Who Is The New Guy and What Is His Deal?

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Saudi King Abdullah Is Dead, Who Is The New Guy and What Is His Deal?

Saudi Arabia lost King Abdullah today, but already a new king has risen in his stead—his half-brother, Salman—one of seven sons born to his father's favorite wife, legend holds. So what's this golden son's deal?

Who is he?

The 79-year-old was, until Thursday, a crown prince. He's also a member of the "Sudeiri Seven"—seven sons born to King Abdul-Aziz's favorite wife, Hussa bint Ahmad Sudeiri—and is known for keeping the peace within his large family, the AP reports.

The Al Saud family has long sought to keep a united front, papering over any internal disputes to keep the stability of its rule. Salman appears to have played a frequent role in ensuring that unity. The 2007 U.S. Embassy memo said he "is often the referee in family disputes." It pointed to an incident after King Abdullah formalized the Allegiance Council, a body of top royals that is tasked with voting on succession issues based on merit and not just age. Salman's eldest living brother, Abdul-Rahman, was outspoken in his criticism of the arrangement, but Salman bluntly told his brother to "shut up and get back to work," according to the memo.

He's been married three times, but according to reports at least one of those wives died in 2011. Salman's also had some health issues, suffering at least one stroke that's restricted movement in his left arm ever since. And it's been reported many times—including today, in the Washington Postthat he's suffering from dementia.

So who takes over if he can't rule?

No one's really sure. He appointed his half-brother, Muqrin, as the new crown prince and heir, but 69-year-old Muqrin's no spring chicken, either.

In Saudi Arabia, succession passes between the sons of Salman and Abdullah's father, the late King Abdul-Aziz bin Saud. When their generation is exhausted, the title will drop down to pass amongst Abdul-Aziz's grandsons—and there are hundreds of them. And a 35-person council made up of family members will have to choose one. And they've never dropped down to grandsons before—so there's no precedent here at all. So although the family's been known to put aside squabbles in favor of maintaining power, I've seen Game of Thrones and I know how this story goes.

Wait let's get back to King Salman. Does he have any experience?

Well, he's been a crown prince and defense minister for three years, and before that, spent fifty years governing the Riyadh province. As governor, he was "reputedly adept at managing the delicate balance of clerical, tribal and princely interests that determine Saudi policy, while maintaining good relations with the West," which is a real newspaper quote and not something I copy-pasted from his LinkedIn.

Also he got to take over the kingdom in 2012 when Abdullah went on vacation, which makes him as qualified as any other royal brother out there.

So how will this change things in Saudi Arabia?

Though analysts predict the new king won't change many of Abdullah's policies, it also doesn't sound like Salman's the most progressive guy. Via the AP:

King Abdullah had carried out a slow but determined series of reforms aimed at modernizing the country, including increasing education and nudging open the margins of rights for women. Salman appears to have fallen in line with those reforms. But he has also voiced concerns about moving too fast.

In a 2007 meeting, he told an outgoing U.S. ambassador that "social and cultural factors" —even more than religious — mean change has to be introduced slowly and with sensitivity, noting the power of the multiple tribes in the kingdom, according to an embassy memo of the meeting leaked by the Wikileaks whistleblower site.

More importantly, how's this going to change things outside of Saudi Arabia?

As far as anyone can tell, not a lot, at least to start out. Salman's quick ascension was reportedly intended to act as an assurance that politics will continue on as usual. He's "thought likely to continue the main thrusts of Saudi strategic policy," which includes the amiable relationship Abdullah maintained with the United States.

Okay, but tell me one thing. Is he intellectually curious?

Apart from the dementia allegations? You betcha! Former U.S. ambassador to Saudi Arabia, Robert Jordan, "described the new king in an interview earlier this month as 'a very intellectually curious person.'"

"He's also very fond of inquiring of world leaders their opinions of the threats that are out there, the threats to particularly the Middle East," said Jordan, who's now diplomat in residence at Southern Methodist University in Dallas.

[image via AP]

Car Manufacturers Have Been Faking Our Engine Noises Is Nothing Sacred

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Car Manufacturers Have Been Faking Our Engine Noises Is Nothing Sacred

If you bought a car recently, I'm sorry to tell you your "badass" engine noise is probably just a recording of someone else's badass engine, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Car manufacturers including BMW, Ford, BMW, Porsche and Volkswagen, have apparently making extremely quiet engines for a while now, the Washington Post reports.

Car companies are increasingly wary of alerting buyers that they might not be hearing the real thing, and many automakers have worked with audio and software engineers to make their cars' synthesized engine melody more realistic.

Volkswagen uses what's called a "Soundaktor," a special speaker that looks like a hockey puck and plays sound files in cars such as the GTI and Beetle Turbo. Lexus worked with sound technicians at Yamaha to more loudly amplify the noise of its LFA supercar toward the driver seat.

Some, including Porsche with its "sound symposer," have used noise-boosting tubes to crank up the engine sound inside the cabin. Others have gone further into digital territory: BMW plays a recording of its motors through the car stereos, a sample of which changes depending on the engine's load and power.

The trickery is sadly necessary, as the Post points out, for electric cars, which have totally silent engines and are apparently quite extremely dangerous to "inattentive pedestrians and the blind."

But for everyone else, it's just another reminder to trust no one: the quieter engines are actually a good thing—it's because they're more fuel efficient—but bad for sales. Turns out our fuel-efficient cars have been running on bullshit this whole time.

[image via AP]

Man Suggests Teens Could Have Been More Subtle About Fucking a Teacher

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Man Suggests Teens Could Have Been More Subtle About Fucking a Teacher

A California high school was forced to suspend a third teacher this week when an art teacher publicly defended two female teachers who allegedly had sex with several male students during an overnight beach party.

Sean Kane, an art teacher at South Hills High School, reportedly posted the rant on Facebook, saying the students should have kept their "stupid mouths shut" about boning a teacher. Via the NYDN:

I just got one thing to say. As many of you know especially those of you whom were once former students and now adults and are my friends on facebook and posting about it two female teachers (colleagues of mine) got arrested for going on summer vacations with and sleeping with some of the male students... Hey... all I gotta say is EVERYONE KNEW MISS [redacted] who was the high school algebra teacher (who also flunked me twice for not "showing my work") w/as fucking the popular senior boys at my highschool when I was there. So what?!.. All I want to know is what the fuck is in the heads of the dudes who banged these ladies and then squealed? ... Shit man! You should have just kept your stupid mouths shut and enjoyed it. I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore.

Everyone has lost their fucking minds.

Kane now joins the two female teachers on a paid administrative leave. Also recently removed from the classroom was the school's wrestling coach, who was arrested in January on charges that he slept with a 17-year-old student.

Everyone has lost their fucking minds.

[image via ABC]

Vulture Capitalist: Avoid That Box IPO! 

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Vulture Capitalist: Avoid That Box IPO! 

My friend the Vulture is a venture capitalist in Silicon Valley. He recently wrote a piece for us and I've been hoping he would do another one. I asked him what he thought of the Box IPO, which is taking place today. Shares last night priced at $14 per share, which will imply a valuation of $1.7 billion for Box — which last July raised a private round at $2.4 billion. Meaning: Box is limping into the public markets. But maybe, at this price, Box is a steal? Vulture doesn't think so. In fact he was brutal — especially about the VCs who are foisting this lump of coal onto the public while also setting up a sweetheart deal for themselves.


I really, really wish that I had something positive to say about the venture industry. Really. It sucks to have to scribe these pieces that are more negative than the democratic stance on the Keystone Pipeline. But, if the shoe fits, wear it.

This week, Box is preparing for its long-awaited public offering. Hats off to Aaron Levie and team for getting to the milestone that every entrepreneur wishes to achieve. It's the road to eternal happiness and a pocket full of money for founders and early investors. But has anyone explained to Aaron and team that being a public company is significantly different than being a private company that burns 100 percent of its revenue on sales and marketing?

You read that right! According to the S-1 filing and the red herring, the company charted a course to $153.8 million in the first nine months of the current fiscal year, which ends January 31, 2015. That is great year-over-year growth of 80 percent for the same operating period.

But — and it's a BIG BUT — the company spent 100 percent of revenue on sales and marketing. That means, they will burn $153.8 million in sales and marketing expense during the same period.

Add another 25 percent for research and development and 25 percent for operations and you have a -50 percent operating margin. So Box actually burned $230.7 million in the same operating period.

Simple math, people: $153.8 million in revenue minus $230.7 million in expense equals a $76.9 million loss.

Back in July 2014 Box raised $150 million in new funding. More than half of that $150 million will leave the building after nine months of operations.

Now they're doing an IPO, because — no shit! — they need more cash!

They aren't going to raise another dime from private investors at the valuation of $2.4 billion, which was the valuation of their last round.

If their revenue is $240 million for the year and their expense is $360 million, losing $120 million – who would invest at that valuation?

Enter the greater fool of investing: The Public Market. Mom and pop, get your orders in with Morgan Stanley, J.P. Morgan or Credit Suisse for those Box shares. It's a great deal!

At whom should we point the finger? Aaron Levie? Hell no. We should be looking at the board of directors and investor syndicate that will benefit from the IPO with their low-priced preferred shares.

Get this – when you buy a share of box in the public market, your share gives you one vote. But, if you held a share of Box as a private company (like the private investors and VCs) your shares will each get you 10 votes.

A single DFJ share gets 10 votes and mom and pop's share gets one. What a fucking joke!

If you're a VC and want to exert that much control over one of the companies in your portfolio, here's a recipe.

1.) Don't go public

2.) Nut up and tell the team that the burn is out of control and they need to reduce it.

3.) Tell your LPs that you fucked up by taking HUGE write-ups and now you need to come back to earth and help Aaron and team build a real company.

Box is a great service. But it doesn't have the fundamentals of a public company and the road to profitability in 2017 is full of IEDs. The investors hope that by floating an IPO with 12.5 million shares that have almost no voting power that they can flip another card on someone else's money.

This week's IPO is a Box of rocks. Don't do it, mom and pop!


We Only Have One More Episode of Parenthood Left In Our Entire Lives

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We Only Have One More Episode of Parenthood Left In Our Entire Lives

Even if we live for one thousand years, our skin rotting from our bones, our mouths emptied of tongue and teeth, our eyeballs as dry as after two nights of accidental contacts sleep, we will never again live another week during which we can say, "There's a new Parenthood next week." To everything turn, turn, turn. There is a Zeek, turn, turn, turn. And another Zeek—a baby Zeek this time. Congratulations are in order.

Amber had her baby! But we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Amber almost has her baby right away, but it turns out to be gas instead of a baby. Whoops. That doesn't keep Crosby and Adam from coming to the hospital, and it certainly doesn't keep Kristina and Jasmine from shouting at each other about The Luncheonette in the hospital waiting room.

Kristina is unhappy that Jasmine talked Adam into putting the insurance money back into their failed recording studio. Why, Kristina? Just because Adam has no idea how to run a successful recording studio, nor should he? Just because in the last year you had a new baby, had your oldest baby go to an expensive college, started an entire school for your middle baby, ran for mayor or whatever, and also had cancer? IDK, I feel like you should relax about $$$$$!

They fight, Crosby is also mad, blah blah, but later Jasmine and Kristina make up by giving each other thumbs up from across a dance class. Yay. I think The Luncheonette is over for real. We'll see in the final episode, I suppose.

Joel and Julia are back together on very stable ground just kidding. Julia slept with more than one man and has new sexy underwear; Joel only slept with one woman and no doubt has the exact same underwear he's always had (navy boxer briefs). This causes tension. They fight in a car, but happy music plays, because they needed to fight. They'll be all right after all, says the music. The next morning they sleep in a sunny glow.

Zeek is not having his surgery. It is sad. "I'm just gonna die, I think," he says, pretty much. Will we have time enough in the final episode for both Lorelai's wedding (she is getting married in the next episode!) and Zeek's scattered ashes baseball game? Time will tell.

Did you know Lorelai knows how to play guitar? It's possible you did and I just missed it, but she does! She and Amber sing Joni Mitchell's "The Circle Game." Amber admits that she was relieved when she just had gas instead of a baby earlier on in the episode. She's not sure she can or wants to do this, she explains. I gasp. IS SHE GOING TO PUT HER BABY UP FOR ADOPTION?!, I wonder aloud. MAYBE THAT WOULD BE FOR THE BEST? I think privately. (She should give it to Joel and Julia!) She isn't doing that, though. Lorelai reassures her that she will want her baby when she sees his sweet baby face.

There is also some Max drama, which I was really missing in the previous few episodes. My sweet Max. Max, I love you, my baby. You perfect child, you sweet thing. Buddy. I'll hire you to photograph all of my events, I promise!

(There is also [also also] a Kristina's School montage at the end where every child is perfect. She fixed them all and they are all perfect dancers and chefs. Everything is turning out great.)

Finally: Amber has her baby. It is an incredibly realistic birthing scene. Makes you really not want to have a baby! But then the baby comes out, covered in goop, and is cute. Makes you not want to have a baby still, but appreciate this baby more.

The baby is named Zeek, of course.

I'll see you next week, and then never again.

I love you,

Kelly

[image via NBC]

Rich Guy Is Making This Class War Too Easy

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Rich Guy Is Making This Class War Too Easy

Jeff Greene is a billionaire real estate investor. Jeff Greene's Beverly Hills mansion is for sale for $195 million. Jeff Greene has a famous sex party yacht. Can you guess what Jeff Greene said at Davos the other day?

If you guessed "Something demonstrating a billionaire's typical mix of narcissism and brazen lack of self-awareness," congratulations. (You win nothing.) From Bloomberg:

"America's lifestyle expectations are far too high and need to be adjusted so we have less things and a smaller, better existence," Greene said in an interview today at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. "We need to reinvent our whole system of life."

Too easy? Almost. But our standards are low.

Get a new schtick, Jeff Greene.

[Photo: AP]

Was An Argentinian Prosecutor Killed to Cover Up an Iranian Terror Plot?

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Was An Argentinian Prosecutor Killed to Cover Up an Iranian Terror Plot?

For the past 10 years, an Argentinian prosecutor named Alberto Nisman had been investigating a 1994 bombing at a Jewish community center that killed 85 people in Buenos Aires. This past Sunday, he was found dead in his high rise apartment with a gunshot wound to his head. Originally, the Argentinian government claimed Nisman committed suicide, but yesterday president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner reversed course in a bizarre letter that intimates Nisman was murdered.

The official explanation of Nisman's death had been questioned from the start. The prosecutor had devoted his career to solving the deadliest terrorist attack in Argentinian history, and in the process he made a number of enemies, a few of whome were members of his own government.

But it was the timing of his death that seemed particularly suspicious: Nisman's life ended the day before he was set to present a report before the country's congress detailing evidence he believed proved that current high-ranking Argentinian officials agreed to cover up Iran's involvement in the bombing in exchange for oil.

From a Wednesday New York Times article:

Intercepted conversations between representatives of the Iranian and Argentine governments point to a long pattern of secret negotiations to reach a deal in which Argentina would receive oil in exchange for shielding Iranian officials from charges that they orchestrated the bombing of a Jewish community center in 1994.

The transcripts were made public by an Argentine judge on Tuesday night, as part of a 289-page criminal complaint written by Alberto Nisman, the special prosecutor investigating the attack. Mr. Nisman was found dead in his luxury apartment on Sunday, the night before he was to present his findings to Congress.

But the intercepted telephone conversations he described before his death outline an elaborate effort to reward Argentina for shipping food to Iran — and for seeking to derail the investigation into a terrorist attack in the Argentine capital that killed 85 people.

There was an obvious motive for someone—or some organization or government—to kill Nisman, and the exact circumstances of his death are equally as suspicious. Though a gun was found near Nisman's body, he left no suicide note, and further, forensics from the scene appear to not support the theory that he killed himself.

From The Atlantic:

For starters, Nisman, a high-ranking Argentine prosecutor, had left no suicide note. More curiously, his cause of death⎯a gunshot to head⎯had no exit wound, giving rise to the theory that he had been shot from a distance. Next, a forensics analysis of his body determined that there were no traces of gunpowder on Nisman's fingers, constituting yet another red flag. Then, contrary to reports, a locksmith said he had found a hidden service door that had been left open when he was first called to Nisman's apartment.

If this characterization of the events is correct, it sounds like Nisman was murdered in a manner that could inspire a Bourne film, with someone breaking into his apartment to kill him and then staging the scene to appear as if it was a suicide.

But, at this point, how Nisman died is perhaps less interesting and important than the question of who might have killed him. Kirchner, according to the New York Times, wrote Thursday that Nisman was being manipulated by an unnamed group who then murdered him.

"They used him while he was alive and then they needed him dead," Mrs. Kirchner wrote in the letter, which she subtitled, in part: "The suicide (that I am convinced) was not suicide."

That Kirchner, the Argentinian president, personally and publicly pushed back against the idea that Nisman killed himself seems to indicate that the country won't be standing behind the theory for much longer.

Unfortunately for Kirchner, the list of logical suspects is short, and it would have to include her government broadly...and her specifically. In her long and rambling letter, she neglects to accuse any specific person or group—simply a general "they":

Prosecutor Nisman was not made to come back only to denounce something which they knew had no grounds and could not be sustained. When journalist Sandra Russo analyzed the case in Página 12 newspaper under the heading"El truco de la confusión" [The trick of confusion], she claimed that: "They wanted to use Nisman alive and now they will use him dead". But she is wrong. They used him alive and then they needed him dead. As sad and terrible as that.

Last Wednesday, just days before his death, Nisman testified before a judge and named Kirchner as a direct negotiator in the deal that would have kept Iran's alleged involvement in the 1994 bombing secret.

Via The Washington Post:

"The president and her foreign minister took the criminal decision to fabricate Iran's innocence to sate Argentina's commercial, political and geopolitical interests," Nisman said.

While Argentinian officials obviously had an incentive to order Nisman's murder, they weren't the only ones: Iran, of course, was deeply implicated, as was Hezbollah, the terrorist organization that Nisman has said for years worked in concert with Iran to plan and carry out the 1994 bombing.

If Nisman was murdered, whoever did it was so desperate to have him dead that they killed him at the exact moment when his death would be the most suspicious. His evidence, at least, seems to be damning enough to cause that exact sort of panic.

From The New York Times:

The complaint asserts that the negotiators included Argentine intelligence operatives and Mohsen Rabbani, a former Iranian cultural attaché in Argentina charged with helping to coordinate the bombing.

In one transcript from 2013, an Argentine union leader and influential supporter of Mrs. Kirchner said he was acting on the orders of the "boss woman," adding that the government was open to sending a team from the national oil company to advance the negotiations.

"He's very interested in exchanging what they have for grains and beef," said the union leader, Luis D'Elía, referring to a powerful Argentine minister with whom he had just met.

Another intercept shows negotiators talking about ways to place blame for the bombing on right-wing groups and activists.

Yet another transcript includes a discussion about swapping not just Argentine grains, but weapons as well, for Iranian oil.

Nisman seemed to know that he was making allegations that could put his life in danger. The day before his death, he told a reporter, "I might get out of this dead."

[imaga via AP]

Are Diplo and GQ Scared of Taylor Swift's Secrets?

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Are Diplo and GQ Scared of Taylor Swift's Secrets?

Diplo, a producer and musician who dated Katy Perry, has a history of beef with pop princess Taylor Swift. And it's just gotten weirder.

You'll remember that in November of 2014, Diplo made the huge mistake of tweeting about Taylor's ass (or rather, her lack thereof), saying that "someone should make a Kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty." (So he did.) This drew the ire of Taylor's current BFF, Lorde, who in retaliation tweeted back about Diplo's dick (or rather, his supposed lack thereof).

More apparent tension between the two stars was revealed this week with the release of GQ's "19 Musicians That Matter" feature (surprise: mostly men). "You're a part of the tabloids now," the magazine's Mark Bryne said to Diplo in his interview with the DJ. Diplo's response:

It sucks for me, because now I have to not be as crazy as I am on the internet. Which totally sucks, because it's not going to be fun anymore. But the repercussions are really bad. Like, Taylor Swift fans are really crazy. They threatened to murder me and stuff. It's really bizarre, and disgusting. They're the worst people in the world.

Hm. In what ways are Swifties "really crazy"? Byrne seemed to egg on his subject: "You couldn't pay me enough money to piss off the Taylor Swift fans," he said. Diplo replied:

Yeah. And I'm a pretty big fan. But they're like "I wish your kids had Down syndrome." They're so evil. I dissed Lady Gaga before, and the gays were never even this mean. They're funny. These people are like mean-spirited, evil human beings. I'm not a politician. I shouldn't have to be under the microscope for people like that.

Interesting.

But it seems Taylor's fan army hasn't scared Diplo enough to stop talking about the singer completely, because he goes on to tell Byrne:

She has like forty million Twitter fans. Forty million! Yeah. It's crazy. I'm a fan though. Her powers—she's big. She's strong, bro. Taylor Swift is very strategic with her friends and enemies. And I know lots of secrets. I can't divulge, but I know a lot of stuff about her. And she's definitely, there's definitely scary stuff going on. And I'm scared. I'm scared for my life.

I'm scared for my life.

To make matters more mysterious, that last quote by Diplo—where he says he's "scared for his life"—has led a very interesting life on GQ.com in the past 48 hours.

At first, a slightly different version of that same quote accompanied a photo of Diplo in a slideshow for the magazine's "19 Musicians That Matter":

"Taylor Swift is very strategic with her friends and enemies," he said. "And I know lots of secrets. I can't divulge, but I know a lot of stuff about her. And I'm scared. I'm scared for my life."

But that quote was quickly replaced in the slideshow with this quote:

"So many great albums came out that week, and all people talked about, on all the big press, was Me vs. Lorde, and Kim Kardashian's butt. No one covered any music. And it's funny, because me and Lorde, we're actually friends."

Then Billboard noticed the change. When I asked a rep for GQ to explain, I was told that both quotes come from an online-only interview with Diplo that hadn't been posted in full, and that the Swift quote "didn't make sense out of context."

Then that full interview with Diplo was uploaded to GQ.com. Except the quote was different. Again. It read:

"She's strong, bro. She's very strategic with her friends and enemies. And I know lots of secrets. I can't divulge, but I know a lot of stuff about her. And she's definitely, there's definitely scary stuff going on."

I asked GQ to explain the discrepancy, and the best they could come up with is this editor's note now appended to the story:

In a version of this interview published earlier today we inadvertently abbreviated a quote. This story has been updated and that error has been corrected.

Now the quote appears online in full:

She has like forty million Twitter fans. Forty million! Yeah. It's crazy. I'm a fan though. Her powers—she's big. She's strong, bro. Taylor Swift is very strategic with her friends and enemies. And I know lots of secrets. I can't divulge, but I know a lot of stuff about her. And she's definitely, there's definitely scary stuff going on. And I'm scared. I'm scared for my life.

Either GQ's web production team is sloppy as hell, or Diplo or Taylor Swift's respective teams tried to quash that last quote and too many people noticed GQ capitulated, forcing the men's mag to run the full missive.

Anyway. If you know anything about what would have Diplo "scared for his life" of Taylor Swift, email me: aleksander@gawker.com. Anonymity guaranteed.

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SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy, Sends Man Back to Wretched Malls of Earth

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SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy, Sends Man Back to Wretched Malls of Earth

SkyMall, the preferred shopping choice of Ambien-addled flyers everywhere, is broke. The company that owns the eclectic in-flight shopping catalog filed for bankruptcy on Thursday, in part because passengers prefer playing with their iPhones over buying weird shit from a magazine.

"With the increased use of electronic devices on planes, fewer people browsed the SkyMall in-flight catalog," Xhibit Corp Chief Executive Scott Wiley said yesterday, according to the Wall Street Journal. In-flight access to WiFi, Wiley added, "resulted in additional competition from e-commerce retailers and additional competition for the attention of passengers, all of which further negatively impacted SkyMall's catalog sales."

Damn. Where will the next generation of trapped travelers buy Cobra Goddesses Sconces, Basho the Sumo Wrestler Table, or human slingshots?

SkyMall Files for Bankruptcy, Sends Man Back to Wretched Malls of Earth

But all is not lost, at least not yet. Wiley said the company is looking for a buyer and will continue "scaled-down business operations" until they find one. In the meantime, let's share our favorite SkyMall products in the comments.

Jennifer Lopez Has Gotten Good at Throwing Shade

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On last night's episode of Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen revisited one of the classic diva feuds—Mariah Carey vs. Jennifer Lopez. During the WWHL lightning-round staple Plead the Fifth, he asked guest J.Lo, "If you were in Las Vegas only one night, and could only see one show, would you rather see Mariah or Britney perform?"

"Britney, 'cause she dances," said Lopez. The first indication of this being shade was the fact that Britney, in fact, does not dance, and she hasn't in about eight years. The second indication was Lopez's manner after she answered the question.

Jennifer Lopez Has Gotten Good at Throwing Shade

Ice.

Later in the show, Lopez was asked about Gone Girl and Ben Affleck's nude scene. (She's seen his giant dick before, FYI.)

Cohen asked Lopez if she dug the movie and she responded, "I did. I thought it was a good movie. It was fun." She has the enthusiasm of a flatline, and followed her review with more ice:

Jennifer Lopez Has Gotten Good at Throwing Shade

When discussing her taste in men, Lopez said, "I'm not, like, a looks person—I don't know if you noticed over the years," in apparent reference to at least her ex-husband Marc Anthony.

"Sexy is important," she clarified. "But I don't feel like good looking is necessarily sexy...I thought they were all hot, you know? They were all hot. Other people might be like, 'What the hell is she thinking?' but I don't care."


QUIZ: What Super Bowl Time Are You?

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QUIZ: What Super Bowl Time Are You?

Around this time of year one question always seems to be on everyone's lips: What time is the Super Bowl, when does the Superbowl start, what is the Superbowl kick-off time? Maybe you're also wondering: What Super Bowl time are you? Are you Super Bowl 2015 between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks at 6:30 p.m. on the east coast? Or are you Super Bowl Patriots Seahawks on NBC at 3:30 p.m. on the west coast? Or could you be central time zone Superbowl kickoff time 5:30 p.m.? Let's find out!

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Peanut Butter and Jelly—On a Wrap

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Peanut Butter and Jelly—On a Wrap

Peanut butter and jelly—on a wrap.

Try this: peanut butter and jelly—on a wrap. I think you'll be pleased with what you find.

Take a wrap—or a tortilla, or what have you—and put peanut butter on it. Add your favorite jelly. Now roll it up. Give that try. How do you like that?

Good, right?

Love peanut butter? Love jelly? Have you tried them—on a wrap? Maybe you should. You won't be disappointed. I can't guarantee it, but I'm fairly assured in my prediction.

If you enjoy the great taste of peanut butter and jelly, imagine how well they go together when you lose the big slices of dry, crumbly bread and replace them with a sleek, thin wrap. The barrier between your taste buds and the delicious peanut butter and jelly flavor has now shrunk by a significant percentage. Go ahead—take a bite. Experience a direct blast of taste explosion, interrupted by only the minutest possible outer layer. It's a new day. The day of peanut butter and jelly—on a wrap.

"Low carb?" Sure. But that's just a happy coincidence. The real treat is the taste: a fully contained unit of peanut butter and jelly flavor, waiting to burst forth. The only thing standing between you and something good to eat is how fast you can roll it up.

Peanut butter and jelly on a wrap is the next big thing and if you don't think so, you don't know what you're talking about.

[I made this photo myself]

Little Victories, Big Losses: How and Why American Sniper Fails

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Little Victories, Big Losses: How and Why American Sniper Fails

There is a point, about a third of the way through American Sniper's conventional narrative, where a different kind of war movie threatens to break out. SEAL sniper Chris Kyle is dropping Iraqi bodies left and right. He is protecting colleagues, but opening a wound on himself. It is not a glorious sacrifice. He seems to wonder how many more he will have to kill.

In a perfectly watchable movie full of triumphal and nostalgic moments, this is the only moment in which our hero comes close to a broader critical assessment of his lot. It mirrors the famous fleeting moment of introspection once displayed by Kyle's sometime boss, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, in a memo written as Iraq turned shitty in late 2003:

Today, we lack metrics to know if we are winning or losing the global war on terror. Are we capturing, killing or deterring and dissuading more terrorists every day than the madrassas and the radical clerics are recruiting, training and deploying against us?

As with Rumsfeld, movie-Kyle's pangs are brief, and understandably so. There are Marines to protect, and bad men to protect them from. On with the show.

Clint Eastwood went to theaters with the movie he had, and that movie is not the best he could have fielded. Less campy than Heartbreak Ridge, his goofy paean to the post-Vietnam Marine Corps, and more deadly earnest than Unforgiven, his superior meditation on lethal men who do wrong things for the right reasons, American Sniper pulls its punches. It doesn't simply take artistic license with Kyle's story, a paper narrative that was already squeezed through a moral and political wringer. The film infuses that story with a sentimentality that tries mightily to evade political divisions. In doing so, it couldn't be more political.


The greatest failure of American Sniper is that it is not the sort of film that can change the tenor of that discussion after you have seen it.


It is a peculiar but immutable feature of our American system of free speech that we expend so much of our speech trying to silence other speakers. The left and right have both tried to use American Sniper to shut down a conversation, rather than open one. The left says Kyle, who killed as many as 255 Iraqis before a troubled veteran killed him on a Texas shooting range, was too reprehensible in life to deserve filmic treatment and pop-deification as a hero. They claim he cashed in on his homicidal, possibly racist, almost-certainly exaggerated exploits to become a well-compensated celebrity. "I haven't seen American Sniper, but correct me if I'm wrong: An occupier mows down faceless Iraqis but the real victim is his anguished soul," left fire-eater Max Blumenthal tweeted on Christmas, as the film premiered.

So unless you're going to call him a sociopath, shut up about Chris Kyle, already.

The left's calculation of heroism is disturbingly simplistic. So is the right's. Conservatives say no one deserves the right to criticize a dead hero who did the hard work so few are willing or able to perform in our free, easygoing society. To trash "the man in the arena" is ungratefulness at best, treason at worst. Theirs is part of a larger pattern of talking about war that we've adopted in the post-Vietnam, all-volunteer era: If you're not a veteran, shut up. If you're a vet who didn't serve downrange, shut up. If you were downrange but not infantry, shut up. If you were infantry but didn't kill or see killing, shut up. If you were combat-hardened but not a special operator, shut up. "You are such a white hippie. If you feel so guilty go over there and spread your legs," one conservative tweeter responded to Blumenthal, goaded on by a Michelle Malkin-founded website that highlighted "left-wingers" who were "bad mouthing the runaway hit American Sniper."

So unless you're going to thank him for your freedom, shut up about Chris Kyle, already.

Even before the film enjoyed a wide release, critics and defenders emerged without having seen it to tell others what to think about it. The greatest failure of American Sniper is that it is not the sort of film that can change the tenor of that discussion after you have seen it. It takes no overt position on the big issues, instead stuffing the senses silly with misty minutiae. "Aim big, miss big," a sniping instructor tells young Kyle, explaining to him how to focus more narrowly to hit a more precise target. "Aim small, miss small." Eastwood makes his film according to that advice. So much that is worth questioning in Kyle's world is left as background scenery, treated as natural facts of life rather than the consequences of men's decisions. His universe is small, indeed.

Here is what I mean: The movie starts with a black screen and the sounds of a Muslim muezzin's call to prayer, accompanied by ominous string chords, before opening on a scene in Iraq. Minutes later, it flashes back to a prepubescent Kyle, being lectured by a gruff father about how the world is made up of sheep, wolves, and shepherds. Both of these flashes are timeless war-story memes, as evidenced by their lampooning in 2004's Team America: World Police. If Eastwood were more familiar with that film's lecture on the "pussies, dicks and assholes" that make up humanity, a decade ago, perhaps he would have omitted Kyle's father's painfully Hobbesian monologue.

By the time Kyle has his flashes of war-weariness, in Iraq deployment No. 1, we have already seen him abandon rodeo for the SEALs after watching the 1998 embassy bombings on TV. (This was not the real Kyle's experience; it is one of many artistic creations.) He has charmed a gruff, cynical woman into a happily traditional marriage, after holding her hair while she vomits liquor she cannot handle. (He proposes in bed, informally, his powerful forearm and G-Shock Ironman watch cradling her heaving chest.) He has watched with her as the Twin Towers fell, and celebrated on the weatherdeck of a yacht with his teammates as their deployment orders come in during his own wedding. "Just got the call, boys. It's on," their team leader shouts above the cheers and toasts, an eye-rolling homage to the graduation-ceremony scene from Top Gun.


So much that is worth questioning in Kyle's world is left as background scenery, treated as natural facts of life rather than the consequences of men's decisions.


Kyle "pops his cherry" by killing a militant woman and her son (another embellishment; the child is not shot in Kyle's memoir); thereafter, he is an idealized version of America's warrior elite, down to his consumptive choices. Besides the G-Shock, he wears Carhartt jeans, Champion athletic gear, and a Bowtech hat. He drives a Ford supercrew that would make Toby Keith proud.

But beyond the look, this warrior is obnoxious in ways that aren't easily idealized, no matter how the film tries: He "trains up" infantry Marines, helpless babes that they are; he kicks in doors, literally strong-arms civilians into informing for him (and facing death for doing so), proves that even gracious Iraqis are murderous traitors, and plans entire ops around revenge for fallen comrades, with predictably unsatisfying results. He tussles with paper-pushing higher-ups who question whether he's killed civilians; you can tell they're cowardly tools, because they wear the shiny rank insignia of garrison Marines, rather than the matte-finished appurtenances of real field warriors.

We are eventually immersed in the world of film-Kyle, along for the ride in a first-person shooter, seeing his victories as the only ones that matter. There is a relentless pursuit of "Mustafa," his apocryphal Iraqi sniper counterpart. (Is Mustafa a Sunni, since he protects one of Al Qaeda in Iraq's top lieutenants? Or is he a Shiite, since he holes up in Sadr City for the final battle? Ehhhh: He is an armed Iraqi MAM—"military-aged male," what else matters?) There is Kyle's ill-advised, Matrix-like, CGI, 2,100-yard shot to kill Mustafa, which reveals his team's position and leads to a Call-of-Duty-style shootout and evacuation; and, that mission accomplished, there is Kyle's resignation from the Navy and predictably rocky return to domestic life, although the war rages on without him.

Finally, there is the suggested but unseen end of Kyle's life, as he attempts to console other troubled war vets with shooting therapy, and is shot by one—a demise that, like it or not, invites more questions, all of them left unanswered. It was worth exploring more deeply why and how Kyle—an NRA supporter who also coauthored a pop-history on famous American guns—considered shooting the best way to connect with and ease the pain of other service members. It is a missed opportunity that is missed in most artwork about American war: the opportunity to explain how not all veterans are sick, and not all sick veterans are sick in the same ways.

Part of American Sniper's evasions might be explained by the fact that Kyle was alive when the film went into production, but that after he was murdered, it became more of a sappy Tribute To Heroes than a sober retelling of one man's complicated reality. That would certainly explain the tacked-on closing imagery taken from real news footage of his memorial, of U.S. flags of ever-increasing size flying on interstate overpasses as Kyle's hearse zips by en route to AT&T Stadium. This closing is made all the weirder by a poignant and awkward SEAL's funeral scene Eastwood had inserted earlier in the film. In that scene, a blubbering relative of the deceased rises after the 21-gun salute to deliver a jeremiad against the war and its costs. It goes unfinished and ignored by Kyle and the rest. What is the use of it all? Certainly more than that.

"Aim small, miss small." Small victories are what we all aim for, every day, in our small lives—victories at work, with the kids, getting the car repaired, handling a new mortgage. The fighters of our special operations forces are no different, though their small victories often require a greater share of momentousness, courage, fitness, and yes, sublimation and denial, than ours do.

It's natural to ascribe to our small victories a larger significance than they really have. Natural, and dangerous; for how do we answer to ourselves why a string of small successes didn't lead to a greater big-picture outcome? Why couldn't we prevent a divorce, even after scaling back our office hours? With his workout regimen, how come Dad couldn't have five more years? If our soldiers were so good, why didn't we win that war?

In America, in martial matters, the warrior is never the problem. And so, in reconciling the warrior's little victories to our bigger failures, we tend to settle on some version of the old Dolchstoßlegende: Our brave soldiers were screwed on the home front by doubting thomases, craven politicians, and traitorous critics. The result is a feedback loop in which a society starves for narratives about the wars waged in its name but demands that they come from only a tiny, narrowly qualified warrior aristocracy. We tend to privilege the experiences and insights of the veterans, no matter how narrow the experiences or untested the insights. It's difficult to blame a handful of SEALs and Green Berets for delivering those earnest narratives, and profiting decently. The only valid question to ask a hero becomes: Since you are invincible and faultless, who and what prevented you from being more heroic?

There's nothing wrong with all of this as vicarious entertainment; it has deep resonance for plenty of us who did work downrange. It worked brilliantly in Heartbreak Ridge, a cornball action-comedy at a time when America's civil-military relations needed a little levity. But American Sniper is a truer-than-true "true story": where Kyle told his own story in the book, embellishments and all, this even-more-embellished narrative tells Kyle's tale from a God's-eye view, objectifies and naturalizes him and the events it depicts. It is a small stretch—one easily gapped by a certain kind of political ideologue—to tout American Sniper not just as how one director interpreted one man's limited perspective on war, but as a True Story About The Way Things Are, a broader comment on war itself.


In reconciling the warrior's little victories to our bigger failures, we tend to settle on some version of the old Dolchstoßlegende.


"Guess what? In my experience having visited Iraq a number of times during the war, Clint Eastwood, the movie's director, is telling it like it is," writes Max Boot in a Commentary review of the film titled "American Sniper and the Truth About Iraq." That's Max Boot, M.A. Yale '92, a bestselling neoconservative war cheerleader who never served, but who famously raved in print about the iced lattes he sampled on his long, perilous tours of coffee shops "inside the wire" at American bases in both Iraq and Afghanistan.

It's good that we should encourage veterans to tell their stories. It's bad that we should hammer them all into identical vessels to hold the same "objective" truths, as determined by brave epistemological philosophers like Max Boot.

It is a mistake we will keep making as a society, long after Sniper and Kyle and Eastwood are forgotten. Because we will keep telling ourselves the same stories about ourselves; because we will keep trying to shut up each other's disruptive, complicating opinions; because otherwise, what is the use of it all? Aim big, miss big.

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Here Is Pedophile Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book

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Here Is Pedophile Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book

Donald Trump, Courtney Love, former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak, and uber-lawyer Alan Dershowitz may have been identified by a butler as potential "material witnesses" to pedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's crimes against young girls, according to a copy of Epstein's little black book obtained by Gawker.

An annotated copy of the address book, which also contains entries for Alec Baldwin, Ralph Fiennes, Griffin Dunne, New York Post gossip Richard Johnson, Ted Kennedy, David Koch, filmmaker Andrew Jarecki, and all manner of other people you might expect a billionaire to know, turned up in court proceedings after Epstein's former house manager Alfredo Rodriguez tried to sell it in 2009. About 50 of the entries, including those of many of Epstein's suspected victims and accomplices as well as Trump, Love, Barak, Dershowitz, and others, were circled by Rodriguez. (The existence of the book has been previously reported by the Daily Mail. Gawker is publishing it in full here for the first time; we have redacted addresses, telephone numbers, email addresses, and the last names of individuals who may have been underage victims.)

Here Is Pedophile Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book

According to an FBI affidavit, Rodriguez described the address book and the information contained within it as the "Holy Grail" or "Golden Nugget" to unraveling Epstein's sprawling child-sex network. But despite having been subpoenaed for everything he had on his former boss, Rodriguez didn't share it with the FBI or Palm Beach Police Department detectives investigating Epstein. Instead, he tried to make a $50,000 score by covertly peddling the black book to one of the attorneys launching lawsuits at Epstein on behalf of his victims.


Who is Jeffrey Epstein? Click here for our primer about the billionaire pedophile.


The plot backfired when the attorney reported Rodriguez to the FBI, and he was promptly charged with obstruction of justice. But not before he had, according to the FBI affidavit laying out the crime, marked up the book and an accompanying notepad with "handwritten notes" that contained "information material to the underlying investigation that would have been extremely useful in investigating and prosecuting the case, including the names and contact information of material witnesses and additional victims."

Rodriguez, who spent 18 months in prison, died in December after a long illness and never spoke out about the address book, so the precise significance of the names he circled remains fuzzy. But the FBI's case against him makes clear that Rodriguez regarded the address book as crucial to understanding Epstein's crimes; during a conversation with an undercover FBI agent posing as a potential buyer, he "discussed in detail the information contained in the book, and identified important information" to the agent.

In addition to the names above, as well as scores of apparent underage victims in Florida, New Mexico, California, Paris, and the United Kingdom listed under the rubric of "massage," the circled entries include:

  • Billionaire Leslie Wexner
  • Former New Mexico Governor Bruce King
  • Former New Mexico Governor and Democratic presidential hopeful Bill Richardson
  • Peter Soros, the nephew of George Soros
  • Former Miss Sweden and socialite New York City doctor Eva Andersson Dubin

Some of the circled entries include additional notes—one address in New York City, for instance, is marked as an "apt. for models," and two names bear the marking "witness."

Asked why Rodriguez might have circled his name, Alan Dershowitz told Gawker, "I've never seen the book and I have no idea what it means. I was neither a victim nor a material witness—I never witnessed any crimes or participated in any crimes, and I can prove it."

Virginia Roberts, one of Epstein's alleged victims, has claimed in repeated court filings that Epstein instructed her to have sex with Dershowitz on several occasions, charges that Dershowitz categorically denies.

Trump, through a spokesperson, said, "Mr. Trump only knew Mr. Epstein as Mr. Trump owns the hottest and most luxurious club in Palm Beach, [redacted], and Mr. Epstein would go there on occasion."

Although Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew have been mentioned in connection with Epstein's sordid deeds, their names aren't circled in the black book. But Epstein did have 21 contact numbers and various email addresses for Clinton, as well as several contact numbers for the prince.

Here is the address book:

Nick Bryant is the author of The Franklin Scandal, the true story of a nationwide pedophile ring that pandered children to a cabal of the rich and powerful, and the co-author of Confessions of a D.C. Madam: The Politics of Sex, Lies, and Blackmail, which will be published in March. Additional reporting by J.K. Trotter. If you have information to share about Epstein's activities, please email tips@gawker.com.

Top image by Jim Cooke, photos via AP.

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