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7 Shot at Spring Break Party in Florida

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7 Shot at Spring Break Party in Florida

Police say seven people, including several Alabama A&M University students celebrating Spring Break, were shot early Saturday morning at house party in Panama City Beach, Florida.

According to CBS, three of the victims are currently in critical condition. From NBC News:

Sheriff's deputies responded to multiple reports of a shooting at the home at 12:55 a.m. local time (11:55 p.m. ET). The deputies found a "chaotic scene" with seven people — all in their early 20s — suffering from gunshot wounds, Bay County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Ruth Curley told NBC News. Curley said one victim was found outside the house, three in the street and the remaining three in the home.

Authorities have arrested the suspected gunman, 22-year-old David Jamichael Daniels, who is being held on seven counts of attempted murder.

"This is what we've been trying to warn people about," Sheriff Frank McKeithen told The Panama City News Herald. "It's been a rough time and there are two completely different elements of Spring Break. There are the college kids who are here for their Spring Break, and there is the group of people drawn here because of them."

[Image via Bay County Sheriff/Facebook]


Tiny Monkey Doesn't Quite Know What to Do with All These Puppies

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Do you know what to do half a dozen puppies? This monkey clearly does not.

Tiny Monkey Doesn't Quite Know What to Do with All These Puppies

"Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man," the monkey is obviously thinking, "this is like so many puppies."

Maybe kiss them? Pet them? Try to pick them up?

"Oh jeez, wow," responds the monkey. "Just lots of puppies right here."

[h/t Buzzfeed]

Outrageous Soccer Fight Features Head Kick, Brawl, Chase Scene

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This might be the wildest, most bizarre sports fight I have ever seen. Massive brawls between teams or alcohol-fueled fights in the stands I get, but this? Why did the goalkeeper trip the celebrating player, why did the second guy trip him, and WHY DID THE THIRD GUY COME OVER AND KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD?

We first saw this video posted on the Facebook page of a Rangers fan club yesterday, with multiple commenters noting that the voices you hear are speaking Greek. The first upload of a version of the video we can find is this one, from January 28, 2015. That video shows a little bit more of the buildup, with players from both teams arguing with the referee, as well some more shouting after everybody is done fighting.

We are pretty sure the game you are seeing is this one on January 20, 2013, between lower league Asteras Exarchion and Hercules Peristeri, in the Athens suburb of Peristeri. So why are we finally seeing the video two years later? The translation of this Sport 24 article indicates that for some reason the video wasn't ever supposed to be released, but somehow was. Here is a Google translated version of the first part of Asteras Exarchion's statement about the video's release:

'Goal, miscarriages, chase and wood. A catchy title, a copy paste content and the viewing audience delirious fonaskontas "But is it possible?". Two years completed by this black page in the history of Star Exarcheion, because this game took place in early 2013 in Peristeri. Although many people have changed since the team's Star, although the specific teammate us left the group the next day recognizing the tragic mistake, however, the burden of responsibility about this particular incident never sought to oust the fire outside.

Do you speak Greek, or perhaps are for some reason an aficionado of lower league Greek soccer? If so, please tell us more about these two teams, why everybody is mad at one specific player, and how this video was eventually released.


E-mail or gchat the author: kevin.draper@deadspin.com | PGP key + fingerprint

Report: Germanwings Co-Pilot Had Serious Psychosomatic Illness

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Report: Germanwings Co-Pilot Had Serious Psychosomatic Illness

According to German newspaper Die Welt, authorities found clear signs of a "serious psychosomatic illness" when searching the home of Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz.

Quoting an unnamed senior investigator, Die Welt said that Lubitz appears to have suffered from severe depression and "strong subjective burnout syndrome," receiving treatment from "several neurologists and psychiatrists" before this week's deadly crash.

The new report follows similar stories from The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal. Also citing unnamed officials, those papers reported that Lubitz was being treated for depression with prescription drugs (a condition he concealed from his employer) and sought treatment for a potentially psychosomatic vision problem.

On Sunday, The Washington Post reported that handwritten documents found in Lubitz' apartment revealed the pilot was experiencing "deep stress" over his eye issues, believing they threatened his future in his dream career.

According to the Wall Street Journal, investigators found a note written by Lubitz' neuropsychologist excusing him from work for several days, including the day of the crash.

[Image via Getty Images]

Indiana Governor Refuses to Clarify Anti-Gay Bill He Vowed to Clarify

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Indiana Governor Refuses to Clarify Anti-Gay Bill He Vowed to Clarify

Facing widespread criticism over a new "religious freedom" law that may allow businesses to discriminate against LGBT customers, Indiana Governor Mike Pence said this weekend that he was "determined to clarify" the bill distorted by "irresponsible headlines." Then, given an opportunity to do so on Sunday, the governor firmly refused to.

Appearing on This Week With George Stephanopoulos, Pence repeatedly ducked the simple yes or no question at the heart of the controversy: Would the bill allow a religious business owner to deny services to a gay customer without punishment?

"Well there's been shameless rhetoric about my state and about this law and about its intention all over the internet," answered Pence the second time (out of four) he was asked the question. "People are trying to make it about one particular issue. And now you're doing that, as well."

Pressed further, Pence responded with the clarity of a wet brick, saying, "Tolerance is a two way street."

Since the bill was signed into law on Thursday, the state of Indiana has been the subject of a growing backlash from a variety of individuals and organizations, including Apple CEO Tim Cook, Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff, the City of San Francisco and Angie's List, which announced it was canceling a planned expansion in Indianapolis that promised to create 1,000 local jobs.

In response, Pence told The Indianapolis Star on Saturday he planned to introduce legislation to "clarify the intent of the law." Asked whether that meant making gays and lesbians a legally protected class in Indiana, Pence said, "That's not on my agenda."

[Image via AP Images//h/t Mediaite]

Rutgers Student Allegedly Took LSD, Got Naked, Stabbed Friend

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Rutgers Student Allegedly Took LSD, Got Naked, Stabbed Friend

A Rutgers student was arrested for attempted murder on Saturday after police say the man removed his clothing and stabbed a classmate in the neck under the influence of LSD, the Associated Press reports.

Authorities say they found 22-year-old Kevin Huang "naked and pacing" when they arrived at the apartment where the stabbing occurred early Saturday morning.

According to a witness, Huang and 23-year-old Andrew Kim had taken LSD earlier in the evening when Huang suddenly became violent, got naked and started to destroy the apartment. After leaving to get help, the witness reportedly returned to find Kim bleeding from the neck.

While detaining Huang, police allegedly observed a large amount cash and drugs in the apartment, ultimately finding "15 pounds of marijuana, approximately 500 bars of Xanax, a significant amount of cocaine, other unidentified pills and crystals" after securing a search warrant.

[Image via AP Images]

Two Bodies Found in Rubble of East Village Building Explosion

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Two Bodies Found in Rubble of East Village Building Explosion

UPDATE 8:30 p.m.: One of the deceased has been identified as 23-year-old Nicholas Figueroa. According to reports, Figueroa was on a first date and reportedly got caught in the worst of the blast when he walked to the back of the restaurant, apparently to pay the check. His date, who was apparently waiting at the table, survived with a broken rib and punctured lung.

UPDATE 4:20 p.m.: According to WABC, authorities say they have found a second body in the rubble of the explosion. The identification of both bodies is reportedly pending.

Police say that search crews have found human remains in the rubble of the East Village building explosion that injured 19 people earlier this week, The New York Post reports.

Since the fiery blast on Thursday, two men have been reported missing, 23-year-old Nicholas Figueroa and 27-year-old Moises Locon, a patron and busboy of the destroyed Sushi Park restaurant. According to the Post, it was not immediately clear whether the body discovered on Sunday was that of a man or a woman.

On Saturday, NBC New York reported that investigators were looking into the possibility that the explosion was caused by a jury-rigged gas line, sources saying that the building had been previously cited for such a free gas scheme.

[Image via AP Images]

Do-Gooder Bus Driver, Nosy Strangers Thwart Toddler's 3 AM Slushie Run

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Do-Gooder Bus Driver, Nosy Strangers Thwart Toddler's 3 AM Slushie Run

"All I want is a slushie." Like a pint-sized Mike Muir, that's what 4-year-old Annabelle Ridgeway told a Philadelphia city bus driver early Friday morning. Unfortunately, thanks to the selfless actions of him and other annoyingly helpful strangers, Annabelle never fulfilled her icy desire.

According to WPVI-TV, the girl's ambitious plan to get majorly slushed began to unravel at around 3 a.m., when a man spotted Annabelle unattended and flagged down driver Harlan Jenifer's bus.

"She's a small little thing. It kind of just shocked me," Jenifer told the station. "'All I want is a slushie,' that's all she said!"

At that point, Annabelle had already traveled five blocks from her house in pursuit of her frosty quarry. Alas, she was back home, slushie-less, within an hour.

"There are no words, he saved my daughter's life," said Annabelle's mother of the bus driver.

Sure, if you can call a life without late-night slushie runs "living."

[Image via WPVI-TV//h/t Buzzfeed]


Report: Iggy Azalea Wants Slime, Cannot Get Slime

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Report: Iggy Azalea Wants Slime, Cannot Get Slime

Slime. Goo. The green stuff. Whatever you call it, Iggy Azalea wants it, but just can't seem to get it.

In an article titled "Iggy Azalea Begged Producers to Get Slimed," The Hollywood Reporter quotes Azalea as revealing her keen views on green ooze backstage at the infamously slimy Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards

"I'm prepared to get slimed," Azalea told the magazine. "I wrote it in my treatment—I want to get slimed!"

Unfortunately—The Hollywood Reporter sorrowfully notes—Azalea's muculent dream "did not come true."

Oh well, there's always Gak, I guess.

[Image via Getty Images]

Scientist Pretends Monsanto Products Are Totally Safe to Drink

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Monsanto pesticides are safe enough to drink in a glass of water, says an honest-to-goodness scientist who immediately refuses an offer to drink a glass of Monsanto pesticides. Not because Monsanto pesticides aren't safe, no, but because he's "not stupid" and the interviewer is "a complete jerk."

Dubious science man Dr. Patrick Moore (incorrectly identified in earlier reports as a Monsanto lobbyist) sent a slightly mixed message in a recent interview with French cable channel Canal+ when he was asked about Monsanto's use of glyphosates in Argentina.

Moore: You can drink a whole quart of it and it won't hurt you

Interviewer: You want to drink some? We have some here.

Moore: I'd be happy to actually. Not really. But I know it wouldn't hurt me.

Interviewer: If you say so, I have some glyphosate...

Moore: No, no. I'm not stupid.

Well, stupid enough to suggest that the product is safe because, "People try to commit suicide with it and fail fairly regularly."

Science!


Contact the author of this post at gabrielle@gawker.com

A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

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A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

Empire-building has been part of many a religious group's strategy throughout history. But no one does it better than Scientology. The documentary Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief, which debuts on HBO tonight, offers the first in-depth survey of Scientology's practices, including its ongoing quest to acquire high-profile real estate.

Since it was founded in 1955, Scientology has purchased hundreds, possibly thousands of buildings. Just how many is tough to fact-check due to the church's many tenuously connected affiliates, but representatives did confirm to the Hollywood Reporter that the church bought 62 properties globally just in a five-year period between 2006 and 2011. The church owns several rural compounds which are more befitting of a cult, like Gold Base, the 520-acre former resort in the desert east of LA which has been turned into a training facility. But many of Scientology's most prominent holdings are found on busy corridors in the center of cities worldwide.

While these urban enclaves in places with high population density help the church increase its visibility—the oversized garish signage helps, too—it turns out there is also an architectural agenda behind these purchases. Representatives of the church have commented that it is indeed part of the church's strategy to buy and rehabilitate aging historic buildings, which in turn helps them to be seen as valuable community partners. Of course, this plan doesn't always pan out.

So you can be a more informed audience member at your local Going Clear viewing party, here are some of Scientology's most audacious real estate assets. All photos (and their corresponding embellishments) courtesy of the Church of Scientology. Except for the top image, which is from the film.


Church of Scientology Information Center | Hollywood, California

A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

The church owns at least two dozen historic properties in the LA area, including four of the largest buildings on Hollywood Boulevard. Some, like the former Hollywood Savings and Loan building seen here are blatant in their evangelical intentions, others like the Psychiatry: An Industry of Death Museum aren't as obvious. But it's not all gorgeous Beaux Arts towers: The church also owns plenty of crumbling stucco apartments which the it to house its newest recruits and shuttle them in unlabeled buses to the towers for work. Director Paul Haggis, whose very public break from the church is featured in the film, says he lived with four other people in one of these apartments when he first moved to LA.


Celebrity Centre International | Hollywood, California

A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

Perhaps the most famous Scientology address is this 1927 replica of a French-Normandy castle at the base of the Hollywood Hills. Originally named the Château Élysée, the hotel was built for actors who needed long-term accommodations while shooting films nearby and hosted most of the major stars of the era. Now it's an event center and provides housing for Scientology's many industry acolytes. For the adventurous: Anyone can have brunch in the building's Renaissance Restaurant.


The Church of Scientology of Los Angeles | Los Angeles, California

A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

Just Hollywood-adjacent is the church's LA-based headquarters, housed in the 1976 Cedars of Lebanon Hospital (the building is known as "Scientology Hospital" to locals). In 2010 the church restored the building, paved an adjacent street with cobblestones and named it L. Ron Hubbard Way, and painted the complex in a bright Scientology blue. If you catch the giant sign on the roof at just the right angle (the image at the top of the story), it lines up perfectly with the Hollywood Sign. Coincidence???


The Church of Scientology of San Francisco | San Francisco, California

A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

Scientology's purchase of landmark buildings around the world began in earnest in the 1960s. In fact, it was in 1968 when the church renovated the original Transamerica Building in San Francisco, a famous 1909 structure with its signature flatiron shape. As in many cities, this Scientology center is situated in a high-traffic pedestrian area which is also a popular tourist destination.


Founding Church of Scientology | Washington DC

A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

In 1955, L. Ron Hubbard himself negotiated the purchase of the first US outpost of the church, just a few blocks from the White House. This was another brilliant real estate move which helped to position the group as a legitimate religion: The building Scientology purchased is located on "Church Row," alongside the headquarters of many other religious denominations.


The Fort Harrison | Clearwater, Florida

A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

Although Hollywood might be the spiritual heart of Scientology, the official global headquarters consumes the downtown of the Florida city of Clearwater (yes, Clearwater). The largest church complex on the planet serves as a pilgrimage site and religious retreat, staffed by over 1000 followers. The 1920s hotel had fallen into disrepair when it was purchased by the church in the 1970s, and in 2009, it opened as one of the first renovated buildings completed in the downtown.


Flag Building | Clearwater, Florida

A Guide to Scientology's Most Ostentatious Real Estate

Opened in 2013, Scientology's world headquarters is one of its few major buildings which was constructed from the ground up (yep, it just looks historic), although it has taken over 20 years to complete the building due to construction and permitting delays. Also called the Super Power Building, it is the largest building in Clearwater, consuming a full city block, and includes amenities like an anti-gravity simulator and something called a pain station. Ouch.

There Are No Candidates For the Middle Class

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There Are No Candidates For the Middle Class

Important news in the class war: major presidential candidates of both parties are reportedly "aligned" on the issue of income inequality. What does that mean?

What it means, in this case, is that major presidential candidates of both parties are aligned in their commitment to blocking the United States government from enacting any policies that would lead to a diminution of the wealth of the very rich and a consequent increase in the wealth of the middle and lower classes. Whether you vote for a Democrat or for a Republican, you, the top 0.1% of America's wealthy, can rest assured that your candidate of choice will voice soothing platitudes about the grave importance of economic inequality as an issue while simultaneously standing in the way of any attempt to pass a law that might negatively impact the net worth of you, The Real Ruling Class. The American oligarchy is still in perfect working order.

This is the only accurate takeaway from this New York Times story about the odd vague unanimity of candidates on inequality—a story with a very thin veneer of objectivity covering its obvious exasperation. It is perhaps not shocking that a ghoulish human like Ted Cruz "proposed lowering taxes and loosening regulations" as a solution to America's widening inequality, which is like proposing arsenic as a solution to poisoning. But it is vital for all the sober upright Democrats out there who consider themselves progressive defenders of the poor to keep in mind that holy anointed candidate Hillary Clinton, a human-shaped receptacle for soft money, is equally full of shit on inequality. In a great, snide passage, the Times notes, "She alluded only elliptically to 'hard choices' that her husband's administration had made... Asked whether those hard choices she referred to were tax increases, a Clinton spokesman said he was not sure."

The Republican Party exists with the more or less explicit mission of protecting the rich and resisting any economic policy that could be construed as "socialism," which is to say, economic policies designed to shrink the gap between rich and poor. The Democratic Party, though, implies quite strenuously that it exists to protect the interests of the much-discussed but rarely seen "middle class." And where is the evidence that the Democratic Party's likely presidential candidate will pursue policies that will actually protect the interests of the middle and lower classes, even at the expense of the rich? There is no evidence. In fact, Hillary Clinton's silence on this point thus far should be taken as evidence that she will not do that.

America's economic inequality problem will not go away unless acted upon with force. The past 30 years have demonstrated that. Deregulation and lower taxes are the very things that got us here in the first place. Through good economies and bad, inequality has risen. To change that means cutting the share of the pie held by the rich. It cannot be accomplished simply by economic growth. Any presidential candidate who implies anything different is taking you for a sucker, while winking at their moneyed supporters on the sidelines.

Until we institute real campaign finance reform, presidential candidates will be funded by the very rich. They will therefore represent the interests of the very rich. And the very rich are not keen on giving up anything at all, unless they think the pitchfork-wielding mobs are at their front gates. As the campaigns begin in earnest, and the media begins writing thousands and thousands of stories about the differences between the candidates, remember this: until they prove otherwise, they all work for the rich, and not for you. Talk is cheap. Taxes aren't.

[Photos: AP, Getty]


Contact the author at Hamilton@Gawker.com.

Martha Stewart Imprisoned Again, Trapped in Crowded Elevator

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Martha Stewart Imprisoned Again, Trapped in Crowded Elevator

The only insider trading Martha Stewart was doing this time around was: trading tips on how to get out of an elevator (from inside an elevator)!

According to Page Six, Martha Stewart—the original Blake Lively—was trapped in a crowded elevator at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia headquarters on Thursday afternoon for thirteen minutes. For thirteen minutes. In an elevator!

Details on the saga, from Page Six:

We're told the elevator was packed and the doors wouldn't open. It went to the second floor, then the ninth floor, before a building maintenance person finally pried open the door.

What went through Martha Stewart's mind during the thirteen minutes she spent in a crowded elevator at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia headquarters on Thursday afternoon? We'll never know. Maybe, "I can't wait to get out of this elevator," or, "Hmm, what's going on with the elevator?" Maybe something like, "Ahh, god, I hate elevators." Or, "I am going crazy in here, what's taking so long? Wait, how long as it been?" I don't know. Again, we never will.

But, hey—we can imagine.


Image via Getty. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.

The Year's Most Must-See Episode Of Pro Wrestling Airs Tonight

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The Year's Most Must-See Episode Of Pro Wrestling Airs Tonight

It happens once a year. It's the perfect episode of TV for our times: a basic-cable version of the selfie, the Twitter @reply and the Facebook status update all rolled into one. The 2015 edition of this great, fascinating occurrence will happen tonight... on a pro wrestling show. It’s one you should probably tune into, just this once, even if you don't care for that sort of thing.

The listings will say it's simply the latest episode of World Wrestling Entertainment's Monday Night Raw on the USA network. Maybe they'll mention that it will feature the fallout from last night's Wrestlemania.

If you channel-flip past it, it may just look like a standard WWE spectacle: men in tights talking tough and pretending to fight, an audience of 18,000 cheering them on, in this case in San Jose's SAP Center.

But it's not a normal episode and not a normal episode of TV, because the Raw after Wrestlemania, for a variety of reasons, has become one of the wildest annual broadcasts of the year. It's a show that dents the distinction between celebrity and spectator, blurs drama with reality and is, annually, nearly derailed by an arena full of people who cheer what they like and heckle what they hate, even if what they are doing defies the script—and especially if it will get them noticed on TV.

It's a show made better or worse—depending on your perspective—by an audience that doesn't show up simply to be entertained but that assumes that their reactions, their feedback, their snark, their trolling, their clever reactions the things they do, are entertainment too. They are entertained by the belief that they are entertaining. They are a comments section sitting in the arena. We, the viewers, are the readers.

Here's what it was like in 2013, on the Raw after Wrestlemania:

That crowd, in East Rutherford, New Jersey's Izod Center loudly chanted "boring" and "same old shit" over an in-ring speech from new champion John Cena. They yelled "bullshit" when it was announced that The Rock wouldn't be appearing and scolded two wrestlers who botched a move with "you fucked up." During a lengthy match involving two wrestlers they didn't care for, the crowd sang songs and chanted the names of former WWE wrestlers, the match's referee and the ringside announcers.

They're not always negative. They lost their minds and erupted with one of the loudest ovations in the show's history when a little-promoted but much-liked wrestler named Dolph Ziggler "cashed in" a chance to win the world title.

And, a year later, a similar crowd—before riding a lot of the wrestlers in the rest of the show—lauded underdog hero Daniel Bryan with thunderous "you deserve it chants".

(By the 12 minute mark of that clip, you'll hear them gleefully giving grief to Cena, again. Also worth noting: The 2012 version of this crowd honored Bryan when he was supposed to be an unimportant bad guy by peppering the entire post-Wrestlemania Raw with his signature "Yes" chants—well, except when bad guy Mexican aristocrat wrestler Alberto Del Rio showed up, at which point they kept chanting "Si!")

WWE has caught on to all of this, and by last year was producing their own sanitized compilation of post- Wrestlemania Raw chants:

If you don't follow wrestling or know the characters, some of the chants will be lost on you. You'll miss that the wrestlers who are being booed are sometimes the ones the show producers want cheered and vice versa. You'll miss that, at times, the crowd is expressing their disdain for what they're seeing by cheering for wrestlers who no longer work for the company.

Imagine your favorite dramatic TV series, say, Game of Thrones or Mad Men, but performed live in front of a rowdy focus group that shows their disdain for bad scenes by chanting the names of their favorite former cast members when the current ones starts boring them. Maybe they have some fun and add—and sing—their own lyrics to the show's theme song. Maybe they lose their minds when some bit character gets a cameo, because she's their favorite character. Maybe they remember that, oh yeah, they're on TV, too and just start chanting about how awesome they are. At times, you see, they're trying to make themselves the stars of the show.

This is Twitter replying as a TV show. This is Facebook snark and YouTube comments as part of a TV show.

This is the Red Wedding with the ability to hear the audience gasp. This is Brian Williams' televised apology with a studio audience chanting "We want Brokaw" in the background.

The post- Wrestlemania Raws are like this for several reasons:

  1. The fanbase that shows up for the Raw after Wrestlemania are the hardest of the hardcore. Fans from around the world fly in from around the world to go to Wrestlemania, which is in a different American city every year (well, except for the one two years it was in Toronto). Wrestlemania is on a Sunday and WWE runs the following Monday's Raw in the same city. A large number of out-of-town fans book the extra night and take a package deal—or at least the biggest fans do. You wind up with super-fans filling this particular Raw crowd, people who've paid thousands of dollars for their Wrestlemania travel and lodging (read: more adult fans, fewer families and kids). A lot of them are from Europe, where WWE is plenty popular and where the fans are used to singing chants in soccer stadiums and who, traditionally, often cheer for pro wrestling's bad guys.

  2. These fans have been trained by WWE to voice their feelings about the WWE product. Episodes of Raw are filled with references to the "WWE Universe" (fans) making their voice heard through Twitter, Facebook and other forms of social media. WWE has also been pushing storylines involving evil corporate owners and rebellious underdog wrestlers on and off since the late 1990s, encouraging fans to get rowdy to champion their favorites. They've also cultivated a divided audience, promoting the loved-by-kids/booed-by-adults John Cena as their top good guy for a decade, not minding that half of most arenas boos him. The WWE's mindset seems to be, hey, getting any reaction is better than no reaction and getting divided reactions is all the more interesting. At times, WWE will blithely promote a wrestler against an entire crowd's wishes and suffer the consequences.

  3. Fans have learned that their voice can make a difference. Seattle fans can loudly derail a late 2013 episode of Raw to chant for the wrestler Daniel Bryan, clearly forcing other performers in the ring to ad-lib, and that can help propel that wrestler into a main event spot in the next Wrestlemania. Fans in Brooklyn can chant "this is stupid" during an attempted comedy match featuring a midget dressed as an alligator and, not only will the announcers finally be forced to acknowledge it, but the alligator gimmick happens to never return again. Getting loud doesn't just get you recognized by the announcers; it can change the storylines in WWE's never-ending soap opera.

  4. WWE has typically loaded their post-Wrestlemania episodes of Raw with surprises, raising the expectations for dramatic plot twists. Raw never goes into re-runs, so it doesn't really have a season premiere, but this episode is the closest thing to it. That's why, for example, back in 1998, WWE saved the return of wrestler Sean Waltman, who fans thought was still working for rival promotion WCW, for the episode right after Wrestlemania. Waltman then used his live mic to trash his former employers.

    That kind of shock moment has been an annual tradition. Move ahead to the Raw after Wrestlemania 28, though, and the fans are more in on the surprises. Hell, they'll spoil the surprises if they damn well please, which is pretty much what that rabid, Internet-savvy crowd did after picking up the rumor that Brock Lesnar, the former WWE and UFC great is about to make a shock return. They spent much of that show's final segment chanting "We want Lesnar", enough to make John Cena, who was minutes away from being, uh, shocked by a returning Lesnar to quip at 7:25 of this clip: "An always interesting crowd at Monday Night Raw."

While WWE has appeared to embrace the post- Wrestlemania crowds, they've also furthered some interesting conversations about what is and isn't fair for fans to chant. Think of this as a debate about the ethics of cheering. If this episode of Raw tonight really is the equivalent of Twitter replies or comments sections, think of this as the part where we wonder who should get blocked or banned, or if it's all good fun. When is a chant improving a show and when is it the equivalent of someone jumping in front of a local news correspondent to wave to the camera?

It's hard not to wonder who pleased wrestlers whose match is being ignored while fans chant for dead former wrestlers feel. The New Jersey crowd eventually chanted "we are awesome", which angered some wrestling pundits, who claimed that the crowd was detracting from the show, though Cena himself praised that chant following that night's episode of Raw.

Some of the post-Wrestlemania crowd's more unruly chants, such as the "you fucked up" for botched moves, have their roots in the late 1990s counter-culture wrestling league ECW, which encouraged fans to be raucous and became legendary long after it shut down thanks to its hardcore fans. Plenty of these chants are similar to what you'd hear at a sporting event, and it tracks the pro wrestling crowds would exude some of that energy. "You fucked up" isn't all that different from a partisan NBA crowd's mockery of an airball.

For a while, though, WWE tried to keep its fan response largely within predictable channels. Late '90s WWF/WWE stars such as Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock mastered the call-and-response style of crowd interaction, exhorted crowds to "give me a hell yeah" or to chant along if they could "smelllllll what the Rock [dramatic pause] is [another pause, crowd waiting for their next word] cooking."

Audiences for Stone Cold and The Rock basically played their role in the broadcast. These days, WWE's bad guy management characters, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon even mock the crowd for this, calling them puppets as they predictably cheer when even the bad guys name-check the city they're on.

But some wrestling crowds—the so-called "smart" ones comprised of older fans—savor their moments when they can rebel, when they can use their cheers and boos to challenge the script or to simply voice their protest. One of the most notorious crowd chants erupted during an August 2006 taping of WWE's failed attempt to revive the ECW brand. The "smart" crowd hated the two wrestlers who were competing in the main event of a live broadcast on the Syfy Network. The best expression of their anger? The inspired and extremely loud chant: "change the channel."

In the last year or so, the most rebellious chant that any WWE crowd will muster tends to involve the former WWE star CM Punk, who left the company acrimoniously in early 2014 and who some fans feel was run off by management. When fans are angry or bored, they'll still break out into CM Punk chants, because they assume it pisses WWE off. Strangely, Punk's wife, AJ Lee, still wrestles for WWE—all the while that he is being sued by the company's lead physician—and there's been a debate about whether the tendency for fans to chant Punk's name during her matches is a proper tribute to her husband or disrespect for her work. She won her match last night and will likely be on Raw. How the post- Wrestlemania crowd reacts to her will be one of the key things to listen for.

Last night's Wrestlemania was largely well-received. WWE brought back The Rock and brought in UFC star Ronda Rousey for a crowd-pleasing showdown against Triple H and Stephanie. The company gave smart-fan-favorite Daniel Bryan a prominent win. They scripted the loudly-booed "good guy" Roman Reigns to lose. In theory, they've given tonight's audience less to be rambunctious about. I suspect the fans will still find a way.

To contact the author of this post, write to stephentotilo@kotaku.com or find him on Twitter @stephentotilo. Top GIF pulled from YouTuber teardropsMF's compilation of 2013 post-WM crowd chants.

Spokesman For Politician Who Committed Suicide Also Commits Suicide

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Spokesman For Politician Who Committed Suicide Also Commits Suicide

Just over a month ago, Tom Schweich, a Republican candidate for governor of Missouri, shot himself in his home outside St. Louis. This weekend, his spokesman and media director Spence Jackson did the same at his apartment in Jefferson City.

In a press conference this afternoon, police said that though Jackson's body was discovered yesterday after a family member was not able to get in touch with him, they believe he shot himself at some point early in the weekend. They also stated that a note was found in Jackson's apartment, but that they won't be releasing its contents.

Schweich committed suicide on February 26 in the midst of a frenzied morning in which he appeared to be setting up interviews with reporters in order to reveal what he believed to be a religion-based whisper campaign being waged against him by John Hancock, the chairman of the state's Republican party.

In the wake of Schweich's death, Jackson called for Hancock to resign his position:

"There is no way that the Missouri GOP can move forward under his leadership for the reasons that Sen. Danforth made out this morning," Jackson said. "He needs to resign and Catherine Hanaway needs to call on him to resign. It is unconscionable to think that the Missouri GOP can be successful in 2016 as John Hancock as the chairman."

Jackson has repeatedly told the press that he will continue on as chairman of the party.

[image of Jackson in 2002 via AP]


Heckler to Cosby: "Tell the One About How to Get Away With Rape"

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Heckler to Cosby: "Tell the One About How to Get Away With Rape"

With two more women coming forward Friday to accuse Bill Cosby of rape, the total number of sexual assault allegations against the famed comedian is nearing 40. He's still performing, but not without getting heckled at every turn.

At his Baltimore show Friday night, it took just 15 minutes before a protester shouted at Cosby about his many, many alleged crimes, the Baltimore City Paper reported. They posted a video of the encounter, showing a guy later identified as Michael Crook hollering "38 women called you a rapist!" and "Tell the one about how to get away with rape."

The crowd was on Cosby's side, and he told them to "remain calm" while they waited for security to escort Crook out of the building.

"We are here to enjoy my gift," he said. "We are not here to argue. Let those people speak. We will find them and ask them to leave."

On Friday, a woman named Margie Shapiro said Cosby took her to a Playboy Mansion guest house when she was 19, and challenged her to a game of pinball where the loser had to take a pill. She said she lost, took the pill, and blacked out.

"I am going to handle this the way I want it handled," Cosby said onstage later that night, responding to Crook's heckling, "I'm going to tell you some more jokes."

[h/t Boston Herald, Photo: AP Images]

Audit This: The Most Disturbing Scientology Stories of the Last Decade

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Audit This: The Most Disturbing Scientology Stories of the Last Decade

Following the premiere of the damning Scientology documentary Going Clear last night, you may have more questions about the bizarre cult and its recent history. Compiled below are the most insane reports about Scientology from the past ten years.

The Leader

David Miscavige—that's "Mr. David Miscavige" to church members—is not the kind of guy you necessarily want to be alone around.

He allegedly "prides himself on having memorized 'the sexual irregularities of practically every staff member' at one facility." He once reportedly dressed his dog up in a uniform and made staff members salute him. His favorite activity is apparently reading celebrity dossiers (this is possibly the only normal thing about him).

Former members also say he's insanely violent, according to extensively detailed accounts first reported by the St. Petersburg Times in 2009.

Oh, and according to reports, he also did something to his wife, Shelly, who mysteriously disappeared eight years ago:

According the Scientology theorist/journalist Tony Ortega, Shelly Miscavige was transferred to a secret compound close to Lake Arrowhead in 2005 or 2006, where a small group of Scientologists remain cut off from the world.

She hasn't been seen since.

The Members

One positive thing about Scientologists? They make excellent videos.

But then again, members reportedly believe they can heal tsunami victims by groping them. And there were those allegations that the church covered up the rape of an 11-year-old girl. The group is also suspected of human trafficking, and some members are forced to work in sweatshops. They're allegedly tortured and abused and even sometimes forced to have abortions. Church guards once killed a guy who tried to storm the building. One time, some members conspired to kill a cop. It's obscenely expensive to remain a member. And their catalogues suck.

Plus, it's impossible to leave peacefully: just when these former members think they're out... they get stalked by a rabid group of men wearing cameras on their heads calling themselves the "SquirrelSquad."

One such target was reported to be Katie Holmes.

All of this, of course, makes it easy to believe even the most far-fetched rumors: for example, this insane-yet-believable Golden Suicides conspiracy theory.

The Media

According to leaked memos, journalists critical of the religion can expect to be stalked—and often harassed—by members of the church.

For example, Scientology agents put Washington Post reporter and Scientology critic Richard Leiby under 24/7 surveillance, even searching his trash for information they could use to humiliate him.

Other memos document the movements of Mark Ebner, then a freelance reporter, including proposals on his potential vulnerabilities. And in 2009, Roger Friedman claimed the church got him fired from FOX after he had several unpleasant run-ins with Kelly Preston.

The Celebrities

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is, as the above video might suggest, all in. And it's been pretty good for him. (And lucrative, as far as cult associations go—his motorcycles were apparently painted with Scientology slave labor and his birthday parties were reportedly staffed by Scientologist slaves. Plus, he may one day be able to move things with his mind.)

His wives were also reportedly auditioned for him by Miscavige, which seems convenient. But what Scientology giveth, it also taketh away: his divorces from both Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes—who reportedly left him when she learned he had been "secretly indoctrinating" their young daughter, Suri—both involved the church.

Recalls ex-Scientologist Carmen Llewellyn, who divorced actor Jason Lee in 2002:

Jason and I were talking to Tom, and we told him that we went to the CoS center in LA. He said brightly, 'Oh yeah? Well, me and Nicole are Scientologists too! Right, Nic?' But she turned and gave Tom the most evil look. She stared at him for about 10 seconds, and Tom looked at her like he was throwing daggers with his eyes. I interpreted her look to mean, 'I am not a Scientologist, and I will not be a Scientologist.' She was clearly mad at Tom for saying she was. And the next thing you know, they're getting a divorce!

One alleged failed Scientology Set-Up? A pairing with Homeland actress Nazanin Boniadi, who allegedly moved in to Cruise's Los Angeles home in 2005:

Initially she was told only that she had been selected for a very important mission. In a month-long preparation in October 2004, she was audited every day, a process in which she told a high-ranking Scientology official her innermost secrets and every detail of her sex life. Boniadi allegedly was told to lose her braces, her red highlights, and her boyfriend. According to a knowledgeable source, she was shown confidential auditing files of her boyfriend to expedite a breakup.

But Cruise allegedly broke up with her after she "insulted" Miscavige by asking the vaunted leader to repeat something he had said.

Yet even Scientology's poster boy isn't immune from Miscavige's shame and ridicule: according to reports, Miscavige routinely reads from Cruise's confessions and mocks him behind his back.

Peaches Geldof

In 2010, a Reddit user named Ben Mills posted a series of photos of Peaches Geldof along with a detailed story about spending the night together doing heroin before waking up the next morning at the Los Angeles Scientology center.

Recalls the tipster, "I awoke at about 1pm in a sauna, throwing up all over the place. I started freaking out. I look around and see her on an exercise machine outside the room, looking in about the same shape as me. I get out of the room and people come past me cleaning the puke like it was nothing to them. I'm standing in the room groggy, in a speedo, and confused as hell. I look around and read some stuff realizing I'm in the Celebrity Scientology Center in LA. This girl ended up being a hardcore Scientologist and a D-List celebrity, and we were doing a process called Purif."

Paul Haggis

Oscar-award winning director Paul Haggis publicly departed Scientology in 2009, citing the church's views on gay rights and Miscavige's tendency to use "confidential" audit information as party anecdotes and leverage against former members.

Jason Lee

Scientologist and actor Jason Lee's ex-wife, Carmen Llewellyn, publicly blamed the religion for the couple's 2002 divorce.

Johnny Lewis

The actor—who murdered his landlady before killing himself in 2012—was a Scientologist, though you'd never hear it from the church. According to reports, he was a vocal proponent of the church's dubious detox program called Narcanon and was even featured on the program's website. Despite his "cured" status, cops say he was under the influence of drugs at the time of his death.

Leah Remini

Former Scientologist and actress Leah Remini publicly left the church in 2013, about Miscavige's missing wife, Shelly:

While in the church, Remini had reportedly inquired about Shelly, particularly why she wasn't present at the wedding of Tom Cruise, where her husband served as the best man. The church spokesman at the time, Tommy Davis, allegedly told her: "You don't fucking rank to ask about Shelly."

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Remini praised director Alex Gibney and Going Clear. She tweeted:

John Travolta

It's long been rumored that John Travolta has stayed with the church so long out of fear that he'd be outed if he left. (He allegedly had a relationship with a fellow Scientologist Jeff Kathrein, a married man he's been photographed kissing.)

Even so, he's also made the religion a family affair: Travolta's wife, the actress Kelly Preston, says she had a completely normal silent Scientology birth because, "L. Ron Hubbard found that the single source of aberration, of psychosomatic illnesses, stress, fears, worry, things like that, have to do with the reactive mind, and in that part of the mind is different words and commands that can come back to affect you later in your life."

Even so, Travolta did defy the church—however minutely—when, in 2010, he admitted his late son Jett suffered from autism.


Contact the author of this post at gabrielle@gawker.com

Are Children of Swingers Affected By Their Parents' Lifestyle?

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On last night's episode of A&E's reality show about a tight-knit Ohio community's tighter knit subculture of swingers, Neighbors With Benefits, ringleader Diana broke down while talking about the shunning she's received at her children's school because of her swinging lifestyle.

"The moms trying to distance themselves from me at school, I don't think has a direct effect on the kids right now, but in the future I feel like it might," said Diana, whose sex life was the subject of internet gossip (and is now national gossip, thanks to her participation in this reality show). "It's a constant battle. That's the hardest part about all of this is the kids, but I don't want to teach them to not be somebody that they are, just to blend in society and be what everybody else wants you to be. What if one of my kids is gay? What if one of 'em's a transsexual? I want to teach them to be strong and stand up for what they think is right."

Even before the show, word got around, as you'd expect it would in a small town with as booming a population of singers as Neighbors With Benefits makes the unnamed Warren County town seem. Regardless, Diana shouldn't have to live in secrecy or shame to make other people more comfortable with her seemingly healthy attitude about sex. It's hard not to feel for her here, even as she risks her children's embarrassment. Were she to repress herself, she might be putting her family at more serious risk.

"At this point in time, I really don't foresee it ever actually having a negative impact," says Diana's husband, Tony, regarding their three young kids. "Maybe as they get older, like, I could see once we get in the teen years where people feel my swinging could mess with the formation of their adolescent minds. I could see maybe an argument there, but at this point if I said I was a swinger to my kids, they'd ask me if I played baseball."

This weekend saw the brewing of a non-controversy regarding the show, which premiered last week. TMZ reported that Playboy Radio hosts Mike and Holli took issue with the portrayal of swingers on the show, including the alleged implication that in order to swing, one must be actually fuckable:

And what really pisses them off is the show's claim you have to be 'hot' to partake. The hosts insists peeps of all shapes, sizes and looks are welcome.

This seems...dumb? The stereotype is that the swinger community is full of gross, lecherous men with slightly more attractive wives, so to see legitimately good-looking (but not necessarily model-esque) people enjoying each other in this context is somewhat refreshing, at least to these voyeuristic eyes.

Are Children of Swingers Affected By Their Parents' Lifestyle?

Are Children of Swingers Affected By Their Parents' Lifestyle?

Are Children of Swingers Affected By Their Parents' Lifestyle?

That's especially true for Cody, the dreamboat:

Are Children of Swingers Affected By Their Parents' Lifestyle?

Are Children of Swingers Affected By Their Parents' Lifestyle?

This show is trashy in format and subject matter, but those things are also what's great about it.

What Would Being In A Bunker For 15 Years Really Do To Your Head?

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What Would Being In A Bunker For 15 Years Really Do To Your Head?

So a woman emerges from a bunker after 15 years. She's cheerful and ready to embrace life. It's the premise of the recent Netflix series The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, but what is the reality? What do years of isolation and confinement actually do to a person's brain?

Personal Isolation Versus Group Isolation

There are few types of torture more effective than deprivation. We found that out in 1958, when a psychologist named Donald Hebb decided to do some research on extreme isolation. Each member of a group of volunteers was locked in a separate cell. Some were kept in dark rooms. Some were put in restraints and wore goggles and white noise ear phones. It took only a couple of hours for them to get restless. It took only a day for their performance on cognitive tests to slip. After two days they were hallucinating. The test was a week long and not a single volunteer made it through. The experiment itself has been criticized, both for its techniques and for its results, which show that lack of stimulation annihilates people.

The study was done on people in total isolation, but it provided clues to the behavior of people in — excuse the oxymoron — group isolation. There is no one way that people respond to this kind of thing, because there are endless ways that the conditions of this isolation can vary. A specially-trained submarine crew is isolated and academics on a space station are isolated and a group of abused children is isolated. All of their experiences are wildly different, but there is a small thread of common response that we can examine to find out what it is like when your world is narrowed down to a few yards and a few people.

The Brain Needs Stimulus To Maintain Itself

The Hebb experiments' most dramatic outcomes were the visual and auditory hallucinations. People heard choirs and saw spaceships. Some parts of their brains were kicked into overdrive by the lack of stimulus. Less well-known, but scarier, is the fact that other parts of their brains were dissolving. The subjects lost the ability to think with clarity and precision about anything. They couldn't keep their thoughts on track. If the mind doesn't have something to do, it will make tasks for itself, but the brain alone simply can't provide the kind of stimulation necessary to keep itself going.

A stomach-turning example of this came to light in the late 1980s, after a revolution in Romania deposed the dictator Nicolae Ceausescu. When Ceausescu first came to power, he encouraged people to have children and expand the population. The succeeding years of population growth paired with poverty and political strife resulted in a huge orphan population. Orphan babies and small children were kept in warehouses, where babies were routinely left in cribs staring at blank ceilings every day, all day. More mobile children were often chained to their beds.

What Would Being In A Bunker For 15 Years Really Do To Your Head?

Aid workers expected that such orphanages would be ear-splittingly loud. They weren't. They were nearly silent. Children didn't, and often couldn't, talk. The babies were so understimulated that they were cross-eyed because they couldn't focus their eyes properly. Take away anything to react to and people stop reacting.

The children, though provided with a balanced diet and enough food, never seemed to grow. When researchers did MRIs on the kids, they found that the children's brains were physically smaller than the brains of children who weren't institutionalized. Their IQ scores averaged around 73. Fortunately, these results weren't set in stone. When the children were taken in by foster families, many of them began physically and mentally developing extremely quickly. They did show the ability to "catch up" to children who hadn't been deprived. Still, the isolation and understimulation shows that brain development isn't just a matter of "the will to learn." Brains physically can't develop without stimulation.

The brain also needs stimulation to maintain itself. Organizations like NASA and the military regularly study groups of adults and find that cognitive abilities decline fast when people don't have enough to respond to. Wintering scientists in Antarctica and submariners and simple experimental volunteers all mentally decline - at least going by their scores on cognitive tests - when confined to a small space with a small group of people. The mind can't keep working without plenty of things to occupy it.

The Body Stops Functioning

Some mental decline, among adults, has to be because of the way the body suffers when confined to a small space — especially because most of the spaces studied are indoors. One man who voluntarily spent months in a cave away from natural light experienced what he called "slow time." When asked to count out the seconds in a minute he counted incredibly slowly, taking over two minutes to count out sixty seconds. His sleep schedule would fluctuate wildly between 18 and 52 hours.

What Would Being In A Bunker For 15 Years Really Do To Your Head?

When people are in groups, the effect is less pronounced, but it's still there. The celebrated Mars 500 crew, who spent 17 months in isolation to simulate the effects of a trip to Mars, was entirely made up of dedicated and trained people - and they still had huge problems with their sleep schedule. For quite some time, scientists assumed that people confined for any long space mission would eventually fall into a 24-hour rhythm. The subjects of the Mars 500 experiment fell into all kinds of rhythms, including one that was twenty-five hours long and one that split the day into two 12-hour periods. These sleep period problems were minor, but over time they built up. The group suffered periods of excruciating insomnia and resulting lethargy.

Soviet scientists, studying long-term space flight, dubbed this sort of thing an "asthenic reaction." Exercise and rest can only do so much. Confined and isolated, people will undergo periods of debilitating weakness. The Mars 500 crew was able to fight the effects, in part because they volunteered to do important research for a cause that they believed in, but they couldn't avoid the physical consequences.

The Emotions Eventually Take Over

This physical exhaustion is real, but it may be exacerbated by emotional exhaustion. When studying groups that go into voluntary isolation, researchers notice a "third quarter effect." Whether the isolation lasts for a hundred days — as with some Antarctic overland crews — or four to six months, at some point people count the days and realize that all that they still have a long way to go before it's over, and their discouragement takes over.

The common factor for nearly every group was depression and weakness, but some people had more acute effects. Submarine crews and, to some extent, early Antarctic crews, experienced intense panic and anxiety. Their lives depended on equipment, and equipment could fail. As people ran out of distractions, smaller anxieties were blown out of proportion. The combination of lack of distraction and helplessness gave people intense panic attacks, or constant grinding anxiety.

The emotional effects of group isolation vary widely, because people are confined under widely different circumstances. The "third quarter effect," can only happen if the group knows when their isolation is going to end. The Chilean miners, who spent 69 days trapped underground, knew that people were coming for them. Although many experienced psychological after-effects, including panic attacks, they had more trouble dealing with the consequences of fleeting fame than they did with the actual isolation. Things are different for people who don't know if their term of confinement will ever be over.

The Self Clings To The New Version of "Normal"

Considering the conditions — sleep deprivation, lack of privacy, lack of variety, and in some cases extreme abuse — it's surprising that few people in this kind of group isolation actually lose their minds in the "screaming and babbling" sense of the phrase. This kind of reaction was generally expected. When Richard Byrd first led an expedition to Antarctica, he brought a number of straight jackets with him, expecting multiple members of his crew to go crazy.

What Would Being In A Bunker For 15 Years Really Do To Your Head?

In reality, people adjust, and sometimes they can adjust too well. We see this, again, with the Romanian orphans. While many competent people were involved in their care, foster families and even professionals often found themselves unable to help - because the children themselves weren't able to tolerate the change in their situation. Toddlers would desperately ask to be picked up, but then couldn't stand being held. Children who were raised in an abusive environment — and were sometimes recruited to physically hit the younger children in order to keep them in line — couldn't take a system that worked any other way. One boy said, "I respond better when you beat me, or when you smack me around... When you show me kindness, when you show me love, compassion, it seemed to make me even more angrier." There's only so much change a person can take, even if the change is good.

The need for consistency and for contact any kind also explains why people who have been kidnapped will sometimes stay with their kidnappers even when given the chance to get away. Remember that, within 48t hours, complete isolation causes people to see snakes on the ceiling and hear music boxes in the walls. Attaching yourself to whoever is in an isolation chamber with you may be the only way to keep your brain functioning.

Who Does Well In Group Isolation?

Today group isolation situations tend to be expensive. We isolate groups to send them under the sea, or on long space voyages, or to remote locations on Earth where they will gather important data. Although utter psychosis is rare, it's better to pick a group of people who will get along.

Depressingly, you'll want a fairly homogeneous group. Differences create tension. Tension is fine when people can walk away for a while, but in these situations that isn't possible either physically or psychologically. Not only is there limited space, there's no way to separate yourself from a mission to Mars. As one of the Mars 500 crew pointed out, astronauts or scientists are, technically, always at work.

As for personality types, you very rarely want a "fearless leader" type. As great as that is for an action movie, it's terrible for a group. Two fearless leaders are even worse for the group. Generally, you want a person who is all about calm and cooperation. Surprisingly, socially awkward introverts are okay, although they can be prone to further withdrawal and isolation within the group. What you really don't want is socially awkward extroverts. Anyone who needs a lot of attention and stimulation has to be able to earn it, not just demand it.

In the end, it's important to realize that this kind of isolation hurts people badly. There is no good way to keep people in a small space with limited social contact. Any experiment, institution, or project that requires these conditions needs to be designed, from start to finish, with the understanding that it is ameliorating the effects of a bad environment, not building a good one.

Orphan and Mars 500 Photo Credit: AP Images Elizabeth Smart Image: White House Photographer

[Source: BBC, What Extreme Isolation Does To Your Mind, Breathtakingly Awful, Variation in Neural Development, Mars 500 Guinea Pigs Suffered Insomnia and Lethargy, Space Psychology and Psychiatry, Empire Antarctica, A Year Out Of The Dark, But Still Trapped, Classification of Asthenic Conditions, How Parents Shape a Child's Brain, Psychosocial Issues In Long-Term Space Flight.]

Will Giancarlo Esposito Appear on Better Call Saul? He'd Sure Like To

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Will Giancarlo Esposito Appear on Better Call Saul? He'd Sure Like To

Giancarlo Esposito would like to appear on Better Call Saul, please.

Giancarlo Esposito, best known for his work as Breaking Bad's Gus Fring, appeared at Dutch ComicCon over the weekend, which sounds not fun. If you have nothing else in this world to be grateful for, please be grateful, at least, that you feel no pressure to attend conventions around the world in an effort to extend the amount of time you receive acclaim for a somewhat small part—no offense to Giancarlo Esposito, he was great, and is great, I'm just saying—in a no-longer-running TV series. Life is a gift.

Speaking of, Esposito reportedly mentioned at Dutch ComicCon that he'd like to appear on the Breaking Bad spinoff Better Call Saul:

"I told Vince Gilligan: If you do not put me in Better Call Saul, I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter."

Very intense Gus Fring quote choice, Giancarlo Esposito. Maybe instead you could have said, "A man provides for his family, Vince Gilligan." Or maybe, "Hello, my name is Gus Fring—please put me on the show."

In any case, it's rumored that Esposito might appear on Better Call Saul as soon as this week's episode. So that's good!


Image via AMC, h/t Uproxx. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.

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