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What Michelle Cusseaux's Death Says About Arizona's Mental Health Crisis

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What Michelle Cusseaux's Death Says About Arizona's Mental Health Crisis

At the time of Michelle Cusseaux’s death, she was 50, lived in Phoenix, Arizona, and suffered from bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, and depression. On August 14, 2014, Cusseaux grew agitated when a cab didn’t show up to take her to the hospital; just a week earlier, she’d filed a grievance on previous transportation failures. Cusseaux called a Southwest Network health facility, and Office Manager Jamey Helms found her comments threatening. Due to House Bill 2105, passed in April of that year, neither Helms nor anyone else affiliated with Southwest Network—which claims to be “one of the largest community behavioral health providers in the U.S.”—have to check in on patients personally. Instead, Helms called the police to make what is formally known as a mental health petition. (Police are frequently first-responders in calls like this, which in ideal situations end in a psychiatric care facility and the actual trip itself is referred to as a mental-health pickup.)

Frances Garrett, Cusseaux’s mother who also lives in Phoenix, was in California at the time of Cusseaux’s pickup. She was attending the parole hearing of the man who had killed her son, Edward, in 1984. Garrett had talked to Cusseaux earlier that day, and later described her daughter’s emotional state as “okay” and “calm.” Garrett got a phone call from Southwest Behavioral Network Services (outpatient and care facilities supported financially by Southwest Network), asking if Cusseaux owned a gun. Garrett said she didn’t, nor had she ever.

It was mid-afternoon when police—who were court ordered to transport Cusseaux to an inpatient mental-health facility—reached Graybriar Condominiums. When the four officers from the Phoenix Police Department (PPD) arrived, Cusseaux opened the door and, perhaps confused, eventually slammed it shut. Upset, police decided to remove the security door, whereupon they saw Cusseaux holding a hammer. About an arm’s length away, police say, she charged at them, and at approximately 3:00 p.m., Sgt. Percy Dupra, a 19-year veteran of the force, fired a single shot that hit Cusseaux in her chest. She was rushed to a hospital, where she later died.

If ever there was a time when the murder of a black woman by a white police officer in America would make the news, it was August 2014. With the death of Eric Garner in New York City and Michael Brown in Ferguson, digital activism surrounding police abuse had reached a zenith.The unjust deaths of other African Americans, like Ezell Ford and Vonderrit Myers, Jr, spurred national audiences to take action.

Michelle Cusseaux’s death, however, did not.

Two days after Cusseaux was gunned down, Cloves Campbell, Jr, a representative in Arizona’s state legislature, bemoaned protestors at a rally for Cusseaux. “We should have a thousand people out here right now,” he said. “With all the social media we have, all the ways we know how to communicate, [the police] have fifty or sixty out here right now, they have more than we do.” A week later, on August 22, activists marched a casket containing her body through downtown Phoenix and past City Hall.

“The original story we heard [about Cusseaux] was not extremely shocking to me,” Mary Lou Brnick, founder of the Arizona mental health advocacy group David’s Hope, told me. Brnick, along with 2.5 million other parents in America (estimates show that at least 40 percent of all cases go undiagnosed), is the mother of someone who battles schizophrenia. She started David’s Hope after experiences with her son gave way to the realization of “how much easier it was for a person with mental illness in Arizona to end up in prison rather than treatment.”

Police activity is a regular part of life in Arizona, which ranks seventh in the nation in incarceration rates. In 2013, the year for which the latest statistics have been released by the Bureau of Justice Statistics division, Arizona had 41,104 federally incarcerated inmates. For reference, just look to the state closest to Arizona in terms of population, Massachusetts, and how in 2013 it held one-fourth as many inmates (10,950). Brinck said her opinion about Cusseaux’s case changed once details concerning how the police entered her home were made public.

“Because they were really putting themselves next to her, not being prepared for her, they knew she was really sick,” Brinck said. “What would have been the harm of waiting a little bit, calling a crisis person to come out? I don’t believe any of those officers were trained to deal with people with mental disabilities. Pull a door off with a crowbar and shoot someone—it makes no sense to me.”


There are two phone numbers that those in Maricopa County, home to more than half of Arizona’s population, can dial in a mental health crisis: 911 and 602-222-9444, an emergency number run by Crisis Response Network, Inc (CRN). Founded in 2007, CRN has grown over the years, and, according to a 2013 annual report, has become “the most extensive crisis response network in the nation.” Contracted mental health hotlines are not uncommon. Many have roots in the Community Mental Health Act of 1964, legislation that quickened what is known as deinstitutionalization, or the movement from mental health treatment from singular institutions to community-based care. And yet, in Maricopa County, where Cusseaux was shot, mental health incidents are typically handled by police—often with brute force.

“What’s happening is that if you call the crisis, they’re taking about two minutes to listen to you, and then they’re saying you need police,” Brinck said. “It never really matters if you tell them you need police or not, police are very frequently being sent.” CRN did not respond to requests for comment.

It’s an issue that, after Cusseaux’s death and the march with her casket through downtown Phoenix, has become more public. On October 22, then-Police Chief Daniel Garcia announced plans for the Phoenix Police Department to develop a mental health advisory board. “I know that these advisory boards work,” he said. “This is where change happens.”

While various reports highlighted how top mental health officials from around the area would be added to the board, only one was mentioned by name: Justin Chase, chief executive officer of Crisis Response Network, Inc. The press conference was interrupted by Garrett, who said she had not been informed of the advisory board’s existence. “[Phoenix] need[s] a voice from the community such as myself,” Garrett later said. “I speak for a lot of community members. We have lost loved ones. We know what the root of the problems are, and only we can speak on that because we have experienced it. Until you have walked in our shoes, I don’t see how they can understand and move forth and have empathy for us.”

With Garrett (who did not return multiple requests for an interview) that day was Liz Singleton, chief executive officer of Singleton Housing, which provides low-cost housing and services to nearly 300 people with mental health issues. Asked about attending the press conference with Garrett, she laughed: “Yeah, we weren’t invited. We almost didn’t get in.”

Like Garrett, Singleton is critical of police outreach efforts. “There’s no one on the mental health advisory board but CEOs,” she said. “So the CEO of some insurance company has some outreach. But there’s no peer support, there’s no family.”

The failures and stumbling blocks placed in front of the mentally ill in Phoenix are multi-tiered, according to Singleton. Some of the problems are simple: “We need a three-digit number!” she told me, echoing a similar proposal made in Utah earlier this year. She is highly critical of HB 2105, and believes that “it’s easier to petition someone than to go and try to de-escalate the situation. Everyone in this [industry] has been affected by HB 2105”. Others problems are technological: Singleton said it would be beneficial if mental health service providers and case managers were given the ability to scan an area, Uber-style, for police officers in the area of someone in need of a medical pickup who have undergone Crisis Intervention Training (CIT).

“We want our mental health responders as first responders in a crisis situation, and for police to be there in situations [where the person is a danger to his or herself] and others, meaning the situation becomes dangerous for the professionals to maintain,” Singleton said. “But currently, we don’t have that system, police are the first responders in a mental health crisis. They’re first responders for a lot of issues in our mental health community. We don’t want that.”


Michelle Cusseaux was born in 1963. She had a childhood nickname, Lulu, that stemmed from a bow her mother made her wear (it made her look like the cartoon character Little Lulu). A lover of music, her favorite artists were the Isley Brothers and James Brown.

It was around 2007 when she was officially diagnosed with schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and depression (Garrett claims Cusseaux’s mental break began years prior after her brother was killed in a drive-by shooting). But Cusseaux never let her illness get in the way of life. She found work where she could, taking jobs here and there, which included driving a cab to working as a janitor.

According to the Arizona Republic, Cusseaux, who was 5’5” and 130 pounds, had “six felony convictions, a long history of drug abuse and had reportedly threatened mental-health workers” on previous occasions.

But those who knew Cusseaux best, remember her differently. Affectionately known “Cuddie” and “Chelly Baby,” Cusseaux was a common jokester around friends and often “the life of the party.” Just before her death, she was planning a trip to Jamaica to celebrate her friend’s 40th birthday.

“That brightness always showed in her eyes,” Malik Waheed, Cusseaux’s uncle, said during her funeral last August. “I saw it when she was angry, when she was sick, when she was sad. There was always a sparkle in Michelle’s eye that just smiled. [You] just know that God was looking from behind those eyes. She was a beautiful person.”

Yesterday, nine months since Cusseaux’s death, Garrett spoke fondly of her daughter in an appearance on Democracy Now.

“She was a very caring person,” Garrett said. “Sure enough that she had mental health issues, she also went back to school and became a peer, to help others such as herself.”


House Bill 2105 is the child of Arizona State Representative John Kavanagh. Born and raised in Queens, New York, Kavanagh was a police officer with the Port Authority for 20 years. Before that, he worked his way through college driving a New York City ambulance. Since his move west to Arizona 12 years ago, and his subsequent election to the Arizona state legislature, Kavanagh has found his way onto national cameras again and again.

In the last few months alone, he’s come under fire for a bill aimed at targeting trans bathroom rights and seeking jail time for “aggressive begging,” as well as a bill shielding the names of police officers involved in shootings, such as Cusseaux’s shooter, Sgt. Percy Dupra.

However, HB 2105 was met with minimal resistance: It passed with 60 votes to zero in the Arizona House, and 20 votes to 3 in the Senate. Kavanagh later said that the only concerns lawmakers expressed were “on the basis that someone with a grudge could presumably have the power to put a rational individual into psychiatric custody.”

The bill was directly inspired by Kavanagh’s time on the force in the 1970s, when he became aware of a theory about policing the mentally ill termed “uniform reaction.” Kavanagh tells Gawker that “the problem with making police officers actually witness the threatening behavior is that if a person is mentally ill and has spent time in a mental hospital, they often become conditioned to calm down when they see a uniform, and so because the mental health workers wear uniforms at a mental institution, then, if they’re acting up, they get punished by the person with the uniform.”

Kavanagh cited the theory in testifying for the bill, saying that by the time he arrived at a crime scene, “the person had calmed down and wasn’t dangerous, but they did have serious problems.”

Whatever Kavanagah’s personal experiences may be, “uniform reaction” has no grounding in scientific theory. Gawker contacted two experts on police interaction, neither of whom were familiar of the concept. “If there is scientific backing to the ‘uniform response’ theory, I’m not personally aware of it,” said Dr. Amanda Geller, clinical associate professor in New York University’s Department of Sociology.

Dr. Paul Applebaum, the Dollard Professor of Psychiatry, Medicine, and Law at Columbia University, was also not familiar with the term. “I have never heard of a ‘uniform reaction,’ and I know of no research on the phenomenon.” Applebaum, having seen Kavanagh’s response, added, “It’s not true that mental health workers wear uniforms—at least not in any hospital I’ve ever been in. Nor do mental health workers ‘punish’ patients for ‘acting up.’”

“That being said,” Dr. Applebaum continued, “the new law may nonetheless be reasonable.” He pointed toward other states like New York and Massachusetts where a “police officer isn’t required to witness a particular behavior, but can take the totality of the available information into account.”

The law may be reasonable in theory, but is it reasonable in Arizona? Any law requiring additional time spent with individuals who are severely mentally ill, no matter the job, should take into account a person’s experience and training for the situation.

Massachusetts, the state with a fourth of Arizona’s federal inmate population, has a jail diversion program that aims to reduce the amount of time those with mental illnesses spend locked up; local departments within the state have applied for grants to mirror that progress. New York City is in the process of revamping its mental health training, as is the state. In Arizona, the Police Officer Standards and Training Board offers one eight-hour seminar on mental health first aid, as well as an optional course called Understanding Mental Illness and Developmental Disabilities, and another course in which a person can learn how to teach the UMIDD seminar. Just this week, it was announced that Nneka Jones Tapia, a clinical psychologist, will head Chicago’s Cook County Jail, which is the second largest in the nation.

“When a third of your population is mentally ill, you sure as heck better have someone who understands that at the top,” Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart told Reuters.

Former Phoenix Police Chief Garcia, who was fired shortly after announcing the Mental Health Task Force, also said that some level of “mental-health awareness training” would be required for 1,300 officers, although he did not give any specifics. Though there are eight police departments in Maricopa County that use the 40-hour CIT curriculum, Phoenix is not one of them.

The department’s big push for a course correction after Cusseaux’s death is a not-yet-realized six-person team to deal with the specific issue of mental health pickups, which it is calling a Crisis Intervention Squad (CIS). As noted in a PPD Facebook post, CIS “is supported by the Police Chief’s Mental Health Executive Advisory Board.”

But despite a promised start date of March 2015, CIS hasn’t panned out. “Unfortunately, resources are a bit depleted right now so it is taking longer than expected,” Sgt. Jonathan Howard told me. “But we continue to make progress and hope to be assembled within the next month.” Although the PPD has not had a graduating class of officers in seven years, earlier this month City Manager Ed Zuercher promised $2.2 million for general police training, a portion of which would include mental health training, as well 110 new officers.

Phoenix Police Department Commander Matt Giordano responded in a follow-up email saying, when CIS officially starts, the department is “hopeful” and that “recruitment will close on May 15.” On May 15, Giordano told Gawker that the department is “on schedule to have the six officers identified and assigned to the Community Relations Bureau in early June.” Although a start, CIS will not be able to provide a comprehensive solution for all of the department’s mental health pickup problems.

Giordano declined to describe the training that will be required of these officers, saying instead that the department will provide a “wide array of training specific to crisis intervention in conjunction with our local mental health providers.”

“To be clear, this squad will not handle all mental health pickups,” Sgt. Howard said, “but will be assigned during those days and hours that we have identified as having the highest quantity of requests to maximize their impact.”


In recent years, the Phoenix Police Department’s impact has been measured in bodies.

Zach Pithan was 23, and he suffered from bipolar disorder. According to official reports, four officers from the PPD were required to subdue the 150-pound Pithan, and in fearing for their lives the police shot and killed him.

Timothy Sean O’Brien was trying to get into a pool in a park that was locked. A 25-year-old man who also suffered from bipolar disorder—and whose mother said he “would get agitated,” but not violent, when in a manic state—O’Brien was shot and killed by police who let him get within striking distance with a baseball bat.

Before the PPD got to his house, Raul A. Suarez Jr. had run through his neighbor’s backyard naked, and by the time police arrived, he was in the shower saying how he was both Jesus and Satan. Suarez warned them he had taken heroin and that “you might as well shoot me now.” Police attempted to arrest him in the shower and when he resisted, they used tasers. But when Suarez showed “incredible” strength in the struggle, police shot and killed him.

The morning of December 18, 2014, Joshua Dawson was throwing rocks at a construction worker’s truck. When police showed up, the 35-year-old Dawson, whose mother described him as a “paranoid schizophrenic,” started punching the squad car. When a second officer arrived on the scene, Dawson started throwing knives at the officers, who shot and killed him. Neither officer was injured. Dawson’s father told local media, “This state’s idea of mental health care is either in jail or at the barrel of an officer’s gun.”


Today, Frances Garrett has taken her fight to court. Having been denied entry onto the Mental Health Executive Advisory Board created in the wake of her daughter’s death, she is suing the city on charges of wrongful death, assault and battery, and negligence. “Sgt. Dupra,” Garrett’s notice of claim (a legal precursor to a lawsuit) reads, “used lethal deadly force on Michelle when he could have easily receded. He could have taken the necessary time to communicate with Michelle in order to build trust and alleviate her fears.” Represented by a lawyer known in the Phoenix area as “Mr. Big-Shot Attorney,” Garrett is asking for $7 million.

However, it is doubtful Garrett will win. A recent report by the Arizona Republic shows that in the face of lawsuits with hefty price tags, the City of Phoenix rarely has to pay much, if anything.

“Of 58 shooting claims,” the Republic noted, “four received bodily-injury pay and three received money for property damage.” Two other cases revolving around fatal shootings were awarded nothing. Larger payouts, upwards of $8 million, have been possible when Maricopa County’s high-profile sheriff, Joe Arapio, has been involved.

But without a larger-than-life figure to rally against, speaking for those who are often unable to speak for themselves, Garrett and others in Phoenix fighting for the rights of the mentally ill are often to relegated to the shadows.

The coming lawsuit will determine if they can finally step into the light.

David Grossman is editor of The Membrane.

[Illustration by Tara Jacoby]


Everything Is Going to Be All Right for Cara Delevingne, Rihanna Knows

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Everything Is Going to Be All Right for Cara Delevingne, Rihanna Knows

Rihanna is incredible for a number of reasons, no doubt, but is one of those reasons that she is psychic? Maybe.

Speaking to WSJ Magazine, Cara Delevingne—beautiful Cara Delevingne—expressed her sadness over losing a part in a Beach Boys film that didn’t end up being made:

“I was heartbroken,” she says. “With modeling, if someone else gets a job, I’m like, Yeah, of course, there are so many better models. But with acting, you grow such an attachment to each role.”

It is sad, truly. Would Cara Delevingne ever pick herself back up? If you would have asked me at the time, I would have said, “I don’t know—maybe this is the end for Cara Delevingne.” I would have continued, “Maybe losing the part in this Beach Boys movie that didn’t end up being made is the final nail in the coffin of Cara Delevingne’s very successful career as a supermodel, actress, singer, etc., etc., basically whatever else she feels like she wants to do—she does whatever she wants and everyone loves her for it because she is perfect. I’m not complaining.” That’s what I would have said.

Not Rihanna, though. Rihanna knew:

Distraught after the film was scrapped, she called Rihanna, who told her, “Everything happens for a reason. You are going to call me back up in a week or two, and you are going to say to me, ‘You are right.’ ” Soon after, Delevingne landed Paper Towns, partly on the recommendation of a producer involved with the Beach Boys project.

Damn. Is Rihanna psychic?


Image via Getty. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.

Flickr's Auto-Tagging Feature Accidentally Labeled a Black Man "Ape"

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Flickr's Auto-Tagging Feature Accidentally Labeled a Black Man "Ape"

Search for “ape” on Flickr and you’ll witness an endlessly scrolling cavalcade of primate photography, from monkeys glimpsed on safari to those held in captivity at the zoo. Until recently, you’d also see a portrait of a middle-aged black man named William. Flickr thought William was an ape, too.

The accidental racism came via Flickr’s new auto-tagging system, which aimed to be helpful in appending broad labels to users’ photographs without asking them first. Previously, if you took a picture of your new Harley but didn’t tag it with “motorcycle,” other users might not find it when performing a search for pictures of two-wheelers. Auto-tags are meant to rectify a situation that didn’t need rectifying in the first place. (Maybe you didn’t tag a picture of your newborn because you didn’t want him turning up in someone else’s search for generic baby pics.)

In a comment to the Guardian about the snafu, which was pointed out by a user, Flickr touted the “advanced image recognition technology” behind the auto-tagging feature. That technology, it turns out, possesses the discerning eye of a shar-pei with cataracts. In addition to labeling Corey Deshon’s portrait of William with “ape” and “animal,” Flickr did the same for this photo of a white woman with multicolored paint on her face—the software’s intentions apparently aren’t racist, even if the results sometimes are—and tagged photos of the Dachau and Auschwitz concentrations with “sport.”

All of the offending examples listed here have since been corrected, though the two portraits are still labeled with “animal,” which is I suppose technically accurate. And users can manually remove bad auto-tags from their pictures. As the Guardian notes, Flickr appears to have wisely removed “ape” entirely from its auto-tagger’s list of choices. Maybe leave this stuff to humans with eyes next time.


Screenshot via Flickr. Contact the author at andy@gawker.com.

Pentagon Admits Airstrikes Probably Killed Two Children in Syria

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Pentagon Admits Airstrikes Probably Killed Two Children in Syria

In a statement, the Pentagon confirmed that coalition airstrikes against ISIS in Syria “likely resulted” in the deaths of two children, the Guardian reports. The airstrikes were carried out in early November of last year against facilities in Harem, near Aleppo, controlled by the Khorasan group, an al-Qaida affiliate.

According to the Guardian, the Pentagon has denied for months that there have been any civilian fatalities as a result of the U.S.-led coalition’s campaign against the Islamic State. The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, however, reports that at least 66 civilians have been killed in coalition airstrikes since September.

Several months after reports of civilian casualties spread across social media following the November 5th airstrike in Harem, an investigation was launched. “A preponderance of the evidence available indicates the strikes likely resulted in the deaths of two civilian children at or near one of the targeted locations,” the investigation found.

“We regret the unintentional loss of lives,” Lieutenant General James L Terry, the commander of Operation Inherent Resolve, said in a statement. “The Coalition continues to take all reasonable measures during the targeting process to mitigate risks to non-combatants, and to comply with the principles of the Law of Armed Conflict.”


Photo credit: Getty Images. Contact the author of this post: brendan.oconnor@gawker.com.

Whole Bunch of Walruses on the Walrus Cam

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After more than a decade, the Walrus Cam on the northern tip of Alaska’s Round Island is back up and running again. No offense to the walruses but it looks like they smell really bad. Sorry!

The stream is being paid for by the philanthropic organization explore.org, which has donated to the struggling Alaska Department of Fish and Game, the Associated Press reports:

A monetary grant from explore.org, along with other donations this year, have had an unintended benefit for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game.

The funds are allowing the Alaska state government — struggling financially because of low oil prices — to put two paid staff members on the island about 400 miles southwest of Anchorage to not only welcome the handful of visitors it gets every year, but also to help prevent boats or aircraft from spooking the 2-ton walruses and sparking a stampede.

Mostly the walruses seem to be chilling. Perhaps that will change? Only one way to find out.


Image via Walrus Cam. Contact the author of this post: brendan.oconnor@gawker.com.

“It has always struck me as puzzling, if Picasso was such a misogynist, how he could have got on so

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“It has always struck me as puzzling, if Picasso was such a misogynist, how he could have got on so well with this formidable intellectual and pioneer of gay culture.” How, indeed.

Ex-Football Player Pleads Guilty to Posting Revenge Porn On Instagram

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Ex-Football Player Pleads Guilty to Posting Revenge Porn On Instagram

Jermaine Cunningham, former linebacker for the New York Jets, pleaded guilty to spreading sexually-revealing photos of a former girlfriend through his social media. Cunningham admitted to posting suggestive photos of his ex on his Instagram, as well as tagging her in the pictures without her consent. The posts revealed shots of the woman’s inner thigh, groin and buttocks.

Cunningham was charged under a New Jersey statute that makes it illegal to distribute sexual images without the person’s consent. According to Time, the law, which has been in place for the past ten years, was one of the first revenge porn statutes in the country. Cunningham also pled guilty to third-degree invasion of privacy and fourth-degree gun charges as part of a plea deal that will allow him to be placed on probation. He was arrested this past December when authorities found a .380 handgun in the glove compartment of his Audi and hollow-point bullets.

Image via AP.


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Police: "No Reason to Believe" D.C. Pizza-Murder Suspect Is in N.Y.C.

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Police: "No Reason to Believe" D.C. Pizza-Murder Suspect Is in N.Y.C.

Authorities have abandoned the idea that alleged murderer and Dominos customer Daron Dylon Wint is in Brooklyn, CBS News reports. New York City police told ABC News that they have “no reason to believe” he is in the city.

Wint’s girlfriend told police that he stayed with her in New York on Wednesday, but, according to ABC, police have not been able to confirm this. She also told investigators Wint would turn himself in, which has not happened yet.

Wint is a suspect in the deaths last week of four people in Washington, D.C.—Savvas Savopoulos, 46, his wife Amy, 47, their son Philip, 10, and the family’s housekeeper, Veralicia Figueroa, 57, were found dead in their burning home, having been tortured. He was identified from DNA found on a Dominos pizza that had been ordered to the house as the family was being held.

Whoever ordered the pizza did so online, CBS News reports, and requested that it be left on the porch, adding a $5 tip to the cost.


Image via Metropolitan Police Department. Contact the author of this post: brendan.oconnor@gawker.com.


Quadruple-Murder Suspect Daron Wint Apprehended in D.C.

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Quadruple-Murder Suspect Daron Wint Apprehended in D.C.

Daron Dylon Wint was taken into custody late Thursday night, NBC Washington reports. He is charged with first-degree murder while armed.

From NBC:

Authorities searched several locations in Maryland for him Wednesday night and Thursday. Law enforcement sources said Thursday afternoon they believe Wint took a bus to New York City and arrived in Brooklyn sometime in the previous 24 hours, before returning to D.C.

Wint was captured during a traffic stop, police sources told News4.

Investigators identified Wint as a suspect in the killing of the Savopoulos family after he matched with DNA found on a piece of Dominos pizza ordered to the house where the Savopoulos family was killed.


Image via NBC Washington. Contact the author of this post: brendan.oconnor@gawker.com.

Mama June to TLC: No Fair, You Support Duggar Molestation and Not Ours

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Mama June to TLC: No Fair, You Support Duggar Molestation and Not Ours

Honey Boo Boo matriarch Mama June Shannon is so angry about TLC’s handling of the revelation that 19 Kids and Counting’s Josh Duggar molested girls (including his sisters) as a teenager, that she’s threatening to sue the network, TMZ reports.

TLC quickly cancelled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last year with a whole season of the show taped and in the tank after it was alleged that Shannon had entered in a relationship with Mark McDaniel, a convicted sex offender who allegedly molested Shannon’s own daughter, Anna Cardwell. She tells TMZ she’s out “hundreds of thousands of dollars” now that the show is over.

So far, the network has stayed quiet in regards to 19 Kids and Counting, documenting the lives of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar and their children. Their oldest, Josh Duggar, was revealed in a story by inTouch Weekly yesterday to have been accused as a teenager of molesting multiple underage girls—including his own sisters. As US Weekly noticed, TLC actually aired a 19 Kids and Counting marathon last night.

“I read that the Duggar family said, this happening with their son brought them closer to God and each other. So they’re saying it’s ok to have family touch time? Hell no,” Mama June told TMZ.

Here’s an idea: How about no one on any TLC show ever has any family touch time?


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Good Luck, Ned Sheehan

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Good Luck, Ned Sheehan

In a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, Ed Sheeran was asked if there were a level of success he could reach at which he would feel satisfied. He said this:

At the moment, Taylor [Swift] is a benchmark in America and a lot of other countries. In America, I want to catch up with her.

LOL.

He continued:

I think it would take a lot more work because she’s obviously been going about 10 years more than me. If I passed her, I think she’d then get more competitive and do more stuff. I think it would only be healthy. Like her surpassing me in sales in the U.S., that’s healthy for me because I now want to get up to that point.

Haha. Good luck, Ed Sheeran.


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The $30 Hot Dog Man Is a New York City Hero

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The $30 Hot Dog Man Is a New York City Hero

Metropolitan hot dog vendor Ahmed Mohammed is in hot water—he’s been fired after he was found to be charging tourists $30 for a hot dog. So... when are they giving him the key to the city? DeBlasio?

New York City, once reputed to be a gritty urban hellhole where “only the strong survive,” has now become a vast playground for the wealthy, tourists, and wealthy tourists, particularly Europeans, who are always walking around gesturing rudely like “Wha? [in French].” The island of Manhattan is the epicenter of the rich/ tourist invasion which has rendered what was once the heart of NYC into a mere stage for commerce.

Consequently, ripping off tourists is now a public service.

This city has always ripped off tourists. This city is built on ripping off tourists. The hotels are too expensive. The restaurants are too expensive. The pedi-cabs are too expensive. Every single thing located in the midtown tourist district is too expensive. There are enormous industries in New York City entirely based on ripping off tourists. Even Wall Street is based on ripping off tourists, if you define “tourists” as “everyone not employed on Wall Street.”

So Ahmed Mohammed charged tourists in the Manhattan tourist district $30 for a hot dog. So???? Welcome to New York City, motherfuckers! Anyone who willingly hands over thirty U.S. dollars to a hot dog vendor for a single hot dog is, by definition, someone who deserves to get soaked by the grand hustlers of New York City—the hustlingest city in the world. These suckers will have a great “real” New York story to tell the folks back home. “We couldn’t find any three-card monte, but we did manage to find what the sign said was New York’s very best hot dog!” Everyone wins.

If Ahmed Mohammed had built a shitty “prix-fixe” dinner restaurant charging $60 for a “pre-theater” meal, he would be a respected businessman. If he had dreamt up an opaque financial security that could be packaged and sold off to rubes before it blew up, he’d be a millionaire. But because he only sold an expensive hot dog to tourists, he’s out of work. His only crime was that his hustle wasn’t big enough.

Ahmed Mohammed, the $30 hot dog vendor: we salute you. If we all pitch in and follow your lead, perhaps we can one day make this city so unfriendly that some of us will be able to afford an apartment.

[Photo: Flickr]

"They're Here." GO AWAY: Poltergeist

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"They're Here." GO AWAY: Poltergeist

Of course Carol Ann’s name is now Madison.

Gil Kenan’s dickless remake of Steven Spielberg and Tobe Hooper’s 1982 classic Poltergeist is probably the most unnecessary redux in the perpetual cycle of horror remakes yet. It always feels that way after watching yet another update that doesn’t even appear to be trying to live up to its canonized source material, but I really think this one’s the worst. Kenan’s remake rarely deviates from the 1982 original except to update the technology—now it’s iPhones and flatscreens that hiss with paranormal static. It’s as though everyone figured that kids today would be befuddled at the cathode ray tube that Carol Ann communicated through in the original and the only way to tell this story to those kids is through the devices with which they are familiar. It turns out that no device is more horrifying than relying on old ideas to make new money.

Kenan’s Poltergeist mostly serves to remind you of the original’s frequent brilliant ideas. Back again are the scary tree that seems to be alive while thrashing in the storm and then turns out to be so, ugly clown toys, and the kid who’s afraid of “everything” and is right. The alterations here are almost uniformly for the worst. The head ghostbuster in charge is no longer a delightful little person with a funny voice (Zelda Rubinstein) but a rather bland British guy with a few scars and reality TV fame (Jared Harris as Carrigan Burke). There’s no face-peeling scene, though patriarch Sam Rockwell does have a hallucination that has him thinking he’s vomiting up earthworms into a sink for a moment. That could be a reference to the giant worm Craig T. Nelson threw up in Poltergeist II: The Other Side just as easily as it could be a reference to current trends in composting. Who knows who cares.

A drone is deployed across space and time. A drone. Griffin Bowen (Kyle Catlett) flies his iPad-controlled drone camera into the dimension in which his younger sister Madison (Kennedi Clements) is trapped so that the crew working to get her out can locate her more easily. The vision for that plane of purgatory—a Geiger-esque green-gray lattice work of writhing souls—is the best thing that this Poltergeist has going for it. And it’s captured by a drone. A drone.

We watch that scene from the drone’s point of view, which gives the movie a fleeting found-footage sensibility. So, if you ever wondered what the unseen dimension in Poltergeist would have looked like through a shaky modern camera with a consumer price point, you now have your answer.

The original Poltergeist was released in 1982, less than a year after the kidnapping of Adam Walsh and a few years after the disappearance of Etan Patz. Through media and milk cartons, it was clear in the early ‘80s that the world was a stranger-dangerous place and Poltergeist offered the fantasy of being able to communicate with your missing child and eventually rescue her with your own arms. Thirty-three years later, the cultural context for this Poltergeist remake is: haunted houses are the in thing in horror movies and found footage isn’t entirely obsolete yet. That’s it.

I do have to credit Kenan’s Poltergeist for presenting the most hilarious jump scare I’ve ever seen: a screaming squirrel that tears through Griffin’s attic room. We’re still early into the summer movie season, but that’s twice now that a squirrel has been the highlight of a shitty movie—the first happened in Hot Pursuit when Reese Witherspoon’s coked-up character tells a story about how she saw two squirrels kissing when she was 7 and watched them for way too long. Maybe instead of remakes and haunted houses, Hollywood should start focusing on squirrels. They’ve yet to have their day and they’re way more interesting than this shit.

Bon Jovi Gave the Class of 2015 The Best Gift of All: A Bon Jovi Song

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Bon Jovi Gave the Class of 2015 The Best Gift of All: A Bon Jovi Song

On Thursday, Sayreville, N.J. native John “Jon Bon Jovi” Bongiovi, Jr. was given an honorary degree at the Camden campus of Rutgers University. John Bongiovi, Jr. is now an Honorary Doctor of Letters for his work in philanthropy. To show off a bit of that philanthropic skill he’s known for, Bon Jovi came bearing a gift.

The gift of song, that is!

As new college grads sit and wonder, “How will I ever pay off the loans that I have amassed from taking several pass/fail philosophy classes and hitting the bong nightly at Troy’s?” Bon Jovi reminds them that all you need in this life is a little bit of music to get by. Paper money and gold coins, these are the ruiners of men.

The new Bon Jovi song, which was met with tepid applause, as surely many of the new grads expected Bon Jovi to shower them with oversize checks made out to “Mr. Hotshot Graduation,” is called “Reunion.” Here are some lyrics from the chorus:

Write your songs
Sing along
Love your life

Learn to laugh
Dare to dance
Touch the sky

This gift cannot be returned or exchanged.


Images via AP. Contact the author at dayna.evans@gawker.com.


Cursed Woman Dies After Falling Down Stairs and Out Fifth Story Window

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Cursed Woman Dies After Falling Down Stairs and Out Fifth Story Window

A woman died after falling down the stairs of her New York apartment building and out of an open window between the fifth and six floors Thursday night.

From the New York Post:

The tragedy happened at about 8:30 p.m. as the unidentified woman was on a staircase in an Inwood apartment building.

She somehow slipped between the sixth and fifth floors and tumbled out an open window.

First responders found her at the rear of the building and declared her dead.

Initial reports said she may have jumped, but cops say they believe she accidentally fell.

I’d never considered something like this as a possible way to die, so one more thing to worry about now, I guess. Damn.


Image via Shutterstock. Contact the author at taylor@gawker.com.

Horror Movie Remakes, Ranked

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Horror Movie Remakes, Ranked

27. Poltergeist

26. Prom Night

25. The Stepfather

24. When a Stranger Calls

23. Sorority Row

22. Black Christmas

21. The Fog

20. The Hitcher

19. The Last House on the Left

18. The Amityville Horror

17. Carrie (2013)

16. Carrie (2002)

15. I Spit on Your Grave

14. The Omen

13. Friday the 13th

12. My Bloody Valentine

11. Halloween

10. A Nightmare on Elm Street

9. Fright Night

8. The Crazies

7. The Town That Dreaded Sundown

6. The Hills Have Eyes

5. Dawn of the Dead

4. Maniac

3. Piranha 3D

2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. Evil Dead

Peggy Noonan Would Like You Kids to Shape Up!

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Peggy Noonan Would Like You Kids to Shape Up!

Cutting edge newspaper columnist Peggy Noonan today warns college kids about the danger of “trigger warnings.” Huh. Have you heard of this?

It’s not something I’ve heard much about before, but then again I don’t have access to the volume of up-to-the-second news that Peggy Noonan has, nor her well-honed powers of synthesis, critical thinking, and exposition. Well: it seems that the youth of today demand to be coddled and handled with kid gloves in the hallowed halls of academe. “Idiocy!” Peggy declares. How do you like that children? And another thing!

I notice lately that some members of your generation are being called, derisively, Snowflakes. Are you really a frail, special and delicate little thing that might melt when the heat is on?

At last, a voice of reason in the broad American dialogue! Peggy Noonan is a woman who once traveled to the land of Brooklyn with no concern whatsoever for her personal safety. Do you think she asked for a “trigger” warning? She did not.

Why isn’t anyone else writing about this stuff?

[Photo: Getty]

“One prominent investor...called the rhetoric ‘class warfare’ and noted other times in history, incl

English Teacher Arrested for Allegedly Giving Teen Students Pot Brownies

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English Teacher Arrested for Allegedly Giving Teen Students Pot Brownies

A high school English teacher was arrested Thursday for feeding pot brownies to two female students even though come on it’s called high school what did you expect.

Camille Brennan, who taught honors classes to sophomores at Archbishop Hannan High School in Covington, La., was busted after one girl’s parents narced her out to the principal and police. Brennan resigned Wednesday. She’s now charged with two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, two counts of narcotics distribution, and one count of being too chill for Catholic school.

“English classes are designed to serve students well beyond the confines of the English classroom,” the school’s curriculum guide notes, apparently very accurately.

“I ask your prayers for our entire school community,” said principal Rev. Charles Latour in an email to parents.

Best of luck to Archbishop Hannon as it weathers this difficult battle with the great green menace from Satan’s own garden.

[h/t The Smoking Gun, Photo: St. Tammany Parish Sheriff’s Office]

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