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Report: Rachel Dolezal Acted Inappropriately as Spokane Police Ombudsman

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Report: Rachel Dolezal Acted Inappropriately as Spokane Police Ombudsman

An independent investigation into Rachel Dolezal and two other members of Spokane’s volunteer Ombudsman Commission has found “behavioral misconduct during interactions with City employees,” according to KHQ and KREM.

Spokane Mayor David Condon and Council President Ben Stuckart called for Dolezal and the other two members, Kevin Berkompas and Adrian Dominguez, to resign.

“We are deeply disturbed by the facts contained in the report of findings from the independent investigator,” Condon and Stuckart said in a joint statement. “The conduct is unacceptable and falls far short of the community’s expectations of volunteers who sit on City boards and commissions.”

Twenty witnesses were interviewed during the investigation, which began May 4, more than a month before Dolezal’s race was called into question by her parents.

According to the report, persistent, if minor, harassment from Dolezal, Berkompas, and Dominguez caused another employee to resign. Dolezal was also criticized in the report for a perceived anti-police bias and for leaking confidential information. From KREM:

Dolezal and Dominguez also exhibited a bias against law enforcement within the scope of their activities as OPOC commissioners and in public, the report finds. The report cited Dolezal’s involvement with protests of recent officer-involved shootings.

The report further stated Dolezal’s position as NAACP President is a conflict of interest with her role as OPOC chair. The report said her involvement with protests of law enforcement is in conflict with her ability to serve on the OPOC in an unbiased manner.

The report also said Dolezal breached her duty on keeping confidential information by revealing the name and identity of individuals involved or potentially involved in police misconduct investigations.

On Monday, Dolezal resigned as the president of NAACP’s Spokane chapter.


Image via AP. Contact the author at taylor@gawker.com.


Teen Uses App to Track His Missing Phone, Dies Trying to Get It Back

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Teen Uses App to Track His Missing Phone, Dies Trying to Get It Back

An Ontario teen was shot to death early Sunday morning after he tracked down the smartphone he left in a cab and tried to take it back from three unnamed men, the CBC reports.

After he accidentally left his phone in a London, Ontario taxi, 18-year-old Jeremy Cook signed into a tracking app to figure out where it ended up. As he approached the address with a relative around 5 a.m., police told the Canadian Press, he was confronted by three men in a Mazda Sedan—apparently, they had found his phone.

Police say Cook tried to take it back from them, but they began driving away. When he grabbed onto the driver’s side door, he was shot multiple times. Police found his body behind a nearby strip mall.

The car was later found crashed into a fence and a telephone pole, and the CBC reports “police also recovered Cook’s phone”—although they didn’t specify whether it was in the car or left at the scene.

The events leading up to the shooting are “still being pieced together,” police said, but Cook had never been in trouble with the law and apparently had no connection to the shooter.

Police arrested three people near the scene, but let them go after determining they weren’t involved.

London Police Constable Ken Steeves told the Canadian Press he doesn’t blame the kid for trying to get his phone back, and isn’t against people using tracking apps, but the police are happy to help anyone in a similar situation. (London Police are unusually helpful in this regard—police in several American and Canadian cities have refused to help victims recover phones, even with GPS information pointing to their precise locations.)

“It wasn’t the app that took away Jeremy’s life, it was the individuals, which would be rare, who happened to be armed with a gun,” Steeves said.

[h/t Daily Dot, Photo of Cook via London Police Service]

Rolling Stone Lays Off Staffers, Including Longtime Writer David Fricke

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Rolling Stone Lays Off Staffers, Including Longtime Writer David Fricke

This afternoon, Rolling Stone—along with fellow Wenner Media properties Us Weekly and Men’s Health*—laid off several employees, including longtime editor and critic David Fricke, who has been the magazine’s most recognizable writer for several decades.

According to Rolling Stone managing editor Will Dana, Fricke will be going freelance (or contract), which sounds nice unless you are David Fricke’s saving’s account.

The news was first reported by The Hollywood Reporter, which also revealed high-level cuts in editorial at Us Weekly:

The cuts include multiple senior level edit staffers, including David Fricke, senior writer at Rolling Stone, Sasha Morrison, fashion director at Us Weekly, Albert Lee, special projects at Us Weekly and Kevin O’Leary, senior writer at Us Weekly. Fricke, however, is set to continue to contribute to the magazine.

According to a source, no one who worked on Rolling Stone’s infamous UVA story was affected by today’s layoffs. If you know more, email me.

*Correction appended: This post originally misidentified Men’s Health as Men’s Journal.

[image via Getty]


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Everything We Know About Dee Dee Blancharde's Twisted Ozarks Murder

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Everything We Know About Dee Dee Blancharde's Twisted Ozarks Murder

Dee Dee Blancharde’s death was announced unceremoniously, on a Facebook page she shared with her daughter Gypsy. “That Bitch is dead!,” reads a post published Sunday, followed by a stomach-turning comment from the same shared account: “I fucken SLASHED THAT FAT PIG AND RAPED HER SWEET INNOCENT DAUGHTER...HER SCREAM WAS SOOOO FUCKEN LOUD LOL.”

Blancharde, 48, was found “deceased of a violent nature” in her home later that day, police said. Her daughter Gypsy Blancharde and Gypsy’s boyfriend Nicholas Godejohn were arrested Tuesday after Gypsy was reported missing and later found on the run in Wisconsin with Godejohn and thousands of dollars that had evidently been taken from Dee Dee’s safe. Godejohn told police he traveled to Missouri from Wisconsin and stabbed Dee Dee to death at Gypsy’s request, NBC reports. Gypsy reportedly hid in the bathroom during the murder.

According to the Springfield News-Leader, Gypsy told police that she cleaned up the blood using baby wipes, then called a cab to pick her and Godejohn up from the house. She also said that she made the Facebook posts so that her mother’s body would be found more quickly. The taxi driver told the News-Leader that the ride didn’t strike him as suspicious: “It was just a normal pick-up for me.”

Everything We Know About Dee Dee Blancharde's Twisted Ozarks Murder

Neighbors knew Gypsy Blancharde as a disabled 19-year-old who suffered from leukemia and muscular dystrophy, but it’s likely that none of those things are true. Greene County Sherrif Jim Arnott said that Blancharde could be as old as 23, and shortly after police arrested Blancharde, they discovered that she could walk without her wheelchair.

Bobby Pitre, Dee Dee Blancharde’s nephew, told local NBC outlet KSDK that Dee Dee “imprisoned” Gypsy, forcing her to shave her head, use a wheelchair, and take seizure medicine that made her teeth fall out. From KSDK:

Pitre said Dee Dee made Gypsy pretend like she had muscular dystrophy, forced the girl to take seizure medication that made her teeth fall out and even shaved the girl’s head so it would look like she had leukemia.

Pitre said there were instances when Gypsy would get out of her wheelchair and push other children around. He said Gypsy once got up and started jumping on a trampoline only to “collapse” when Dee Dee came outside and saw her.

Pitre — who lives in Larose, Louisiana — said when family members started confronting Dee Dee about her treatment of Gypsy, the mother stopped communicating with the family. Pitre said he has not talked with Dee Dee or Gypsy for the past 15 years.

“It was basically all a fraud,” Pitre said. “I was so disgusted with the woman. I could not believe what she was doing.”

Pitre said he believed Dee Dee’s intention was to keep Gypsy from having her own life. He said Gypsy was home-schooled and spent most of her time at her mother’s side.

“Dee Dee would keep her as close as she possibly could,” Pitre said. “I think that’s how Dee Dee wanted it. I don’t think she ever wanted her to leave.”

The feigned disability may have been part of a larger pattern of fraud. The Blanchardes, who lived in a Habitat for Humanity home, told neighbors in Missouri that Hurricane Katrina had destroyed their house in Louisiana. Police have been unable to verify that claim, NBC reports. Arnott said at a press conference yesterday that the family had received donations under “false pretenses.”

The Blanchardes received a fair amount of media coverage over the years before Dee Dee’s death. In 2003, Gypsy Blancharde told the Times-Picayune that an organization called the Children’s Wish Endowment had sent her to Disney World because of her alleged condition, News-Leader columnist Steve Pokin notes. Pokin also points to a 2009 magazine article in which Dee Dee Blancharde alleges that all of Gypsy’s medical records were lost in Katrina. At AL.com, Crystal Bonvillian remembers keeping a photo of Gypsy Blancharde at her desk for years following an interview with the then eight-year-old about her illness.

Gypsy Blancharde and Nicholas Godejohn are in custody in Wisconsin on $1 million bail, and will soon be extradited to Missouri, NBC reports.


Photo via Greene County Sheriff’s Office. Contact the author at andy@gawker.com.

Channing Tatum Takes Us Behind the Scenes of Legendary Sony Hack Email

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Channing Tatum Takes Us Behind the Scenes of Legendary Sony Hack Email

Of all the revelatory emails we gleaned from the Sony mega-hack, none stayed with us like this one from Channing Tatum. The image of him typing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH in an email over and over like it’s the best fuckin’ day of 9th grade is eternally endearing. How long did it take him, we’ve wondered—and now we know.

Tatum hit Reddit today for an AMA segment, and one Taterhead asked him, straight up, what Gawker reader Manhattan123 asked on December 14th, 2014, at 2:18 am:

Channing Tatum Takes Us Behind the Scenes of Legendary Sony Hack Email

Channing Tatum is maybe the only person who is exactly how you think he is and it’s not a terrible thing. Given that the “HAHAHAHHAHA...” portion of his celebratory email is over 14,500 characters long, it’s fair to picture Channing Tatum tapping on his phone for a very, very long time.

Photo: Getty


Contact the author at biddle@gawker.com.
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Wonderful Channing Tatum AMA Offers Many More Reasons to Love Him

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Wonderful Channing Tatum AMA Offers Many More Reasons to Love Him

This evening, amiable backpack-loserChanningTatumHere” fielded the internet’s questions on Reddit to promote a charity contest for a date with Tatum to the premiere of Magic Mike XXL. His answers were charming and perfect and exactly what you’d expect from the cheerful, guileless lunk we’ve all grown to love.

Below are some of Tatum’s especially perfect responses, revealing everything from his favorite sandwich (peanut butter and jelly and Cheetos) to his penis’ nickname (Gilbert).


Channing Tatum on Sex and Love

buefo: I loved your support of the LGBTQ community at the LA Pride Parade. Fantastic! From which of your (male) Magic Mike costars would you most like to receive a lap dance?

I am not even joking about this. Kevin Nash. I’ve always wanted to know what it feels like to be tiny in his arms and thrown around.

apinz: What’s the dirtiest thing a fan has ever said to you?

Oh fuck. God let’s see. No one has anyone said let’s go to the alley and fuck or anything like that. It’s kinda shocking that no one has said that. Their behavior gets bizarre and that’s the strange part. Also othing that anyone would ever say to me would be worse than what’s going on in my head.

sushisection: Does your penis have a nickname?

Gilbert.


Channing Tatum on Friendship

ofthedappersort: What’s Jonah Hill like?

that’s a complicated one to answer. Jonah is one of the most fascinatingly dualitied person. He can completely be one of the most intellectually smart and quick people that i’ve ever been around, and then he can come down to my level and just be very kid like and just play without any pretension. I love him. He’s like a brother to me.

eliannalove: What was the last picture you took with your phone?

The last picture I took on my phone I was going into a meeting and there was a tv on the wall playing CNN and they were talking about Jurassic World shattering box office openings so I sent that to my buddy Pratt. I’m just really proud of him, happy for him. It also said something about southeast Texas weather pressure.

That’s what I was really trying to tell Pratt, to make sure he was aware of a pressure front coming in.


Channing Tatum on Illness and Insecurity

LaurenB10: Do you like get nervous before acting or do you just go ahead and do it ?

yeah, I do get nervous to act, it kind of depends on what it is really. Doing SNL was by far the most terrifying thing that I’ve ever done, because there is a lot of reading involved, and I don’t read that well out loud. I get terrified and freeze up. So it really depends on what kind. If i’m really super prepared and I’m off book, I’m not nervous. There’s no wrong way to do it, just different ways to do it, because you never know what is going to work.

hideoutcut: Chan, you’ve talked about how you were diagnosed with ADD as a teenager and how you struggled in school because of that. If you had the opportunity to talk to someone in school dealing with similar circumstances, what would you tell them?

You know it’s a really difficult thing to talk to as a broad answer type thing because everyone’s on a spectrum of ADD and I kind of refuse to call it a disability. Some people really need drugs to help them, and others could maybe go on a different route. So it’s really tough. Whatever you do don’t look at it as a disability and hopefully whatever is helping you understand it will show you the great things about how and how you can use it to your benefit and not just feel like you have some curse upon you.


Channing Tatum on Is He Channing Tatum?

NeoPhalanx: Hello Channing Tatum! This is something I’ve always wanted clarified since it happened...were you ever in Sea-Tac airport at the Chili’s restaurant looking for a beer but IDless? I was the one working there who had to make the difficult decision as to whether we could serve you or not.

It all ended with a picture of you giving each of us a peck on the cheek, myself included. It’s still one of my favorite stories to tell so I hope I wasn’t just duped by a very convincing look-alike.

That absolute was me. Because I love Chili’s. And no one believed me that i got into an airport without my id. I just wanted a beer and some chicken crisps, and i actually couldn’t get either of them for a while, because i remember you guys didn’t have chicken crisps either! what’s a Chili’s without chicken crisps?


Channing Tatum on Food

Shermzilla: Channing! The world has gotta know, what are the components of your perfect sandwich?

k get ready: it’s very complicated.

bread, white. peanut butter, not crunchy, creamy. grape jelly, double portion, more than you think should actually fit on a piece of white bread. bread. and then some cheetos shoved in there, and then you’re good to go.

theturtleguy: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

it’s kind of boring. Cookie Dough. But then you can put cookie dough on just about anything and I would eat it.

Dizzydsmith: Is it true that in 7th grade you got in a fight because you wore an “I hate pizza” shirt to school?

Hahahaha what? No. But I fucking wish. That sounds like an awesome story. Because I don’t hate pizza. If that did happen I would respect anyone that punched me because I wore that shirt. Because pizza is awesome.


Channing Tatum on His Favorite Things

TheDuskDragon: What’s currently your favorite TV show and which character do you think embodies you the most?

it’s really hard to not want to be Joffrey on Game of Thrones. My favorite thing that I’ve seen yet wasn’t on tv, it was on Youtube. It was called Kung Fury and it was the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

emtkidder: You can only bring three things to an island for the rest of your life. What are they and why?

How about a magical seashell that’s always filled with bourbon. And I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there’s just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.


Channing Tatum on the Broom From Fantasia

bristolgal08: Hi changing, my question is do you have a favourite Disney character?

I like the broom from Fantasia.

[Image via Getty Images]

Report: Brian Williams to Lose Anchor Chair, Remain at NBC

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Report: Brian Williams to Lose Anchor Chair, Remain at NBC

Citing sources “with knowledge of the plan,” CNN’s Brian Stelter reports that NBC has finally reached an agreement with suspended Nightly News host and conflict zone Zelig Brian Williams.

According to Stelter, insiders say that Williams will stay with the network when his six-month suspension ends in August, but not return to his former position. From CNN:

Instead he will have a new role; the details of it are unknown to all but a very small number of executives.

“No one knows anything,” one anchor at the network complained Wednesday.

Stelter’s sources say an announcement about Williams’ future with NBC could be made my the network as soon as Thursday.

[Image Getty Images]

Treasury Secretary: New $10 Bill Will Feature Dead Woman, Not Sure Who

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Treasury Secretary: New $10 Bill Will Feature Dead Woman, Not Sure Who

On Wednesday, the U.S. Treasury Department announced that a redesign of the $10 bill would feature a yet-to-be-determined woman in addition to Alexander Hamilton, who “will remain part of the $10 note,” possibly appearing on a second version of the bill.

“We have only made changes to the faces on our currency a few times since bills were first put into circulation,” said U.S. Treasury Secretary Jack Lew, “and I’m proud that the new 10 will be the first bill in more than a century to feature the portrait of a woman.”

It will reportedly be several months until the Treasury decides what woman (who, by federal law, must be deceased) will be printed on the bill and the department is currently soliciting public input. From The Hill:

Lew said Obama administration officials are seeking advice nationwide — including people who “aren’t comfortable using a hashtag as well as people who are comfortable using a hashtag.”

“We are going to be open to many ideas as we go forward consistent with theme of democracy,” Lew said. “Our thinking is to select a woman who has played a major role in our history who represents the theme of democracy.”

According to the Treasury Department’s website, the bill will go into circulation sometime after 2020.

The last woman to appear on U.S. paper currency was Martha Washington, featured on the $1 Silver Certificate from 1891 to 1896.

[Image via Shutterstock]


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Here's What We Know About the Alleged Charleston Shooter, Dylann Roof

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Here's What We Know About the Alleged Charleston Shooter, Dylann Roof

On June 17, a young, white male gunman opened fire inside a predominantly black Charleston church, killing at least nine people who had gathered inside for a prayer group. The man identified as the shooter—21-year-old Dylann Storm Roof—was apprehended 14 hours later in North Carolina. Here’s what we know so far.

He Has a Criminal Record

According to reports, Roof has already been arrested at least twice—once for felony drug possession and once for trespassing. Via the New York Times:

Mr. Roof had two prior brushes with the law, both in recent months, according to court records. In February, he attracted attention at the Columbiana Centre, a shopping mall, by asking store employees “out-of-the-ordinary questions” such as how many people were working and what time they would be leaving, according to a police report. An officer who responded searched him and found Suboxone, a prescription drug used to treat opiate addiction and frequently sold in illegal street transactions. Mr. Roof admitted that he did not have a prescription for the drug, the report said, and he was arrested and charged with felony drug possession. The case is continuing.

In April, Mr. Roof was charged with trespassing on the roof of the same mall. The police report said he had been banned from the mall for a year after the previous arrest. Mr. Roof was convicted on that charge, a misdemeanor.

He reportedly served 12 days in jail and paid a $262.50 fine for returning to the mall. He was reportedly out on bond for the felony drug charge at the time of the shooting.

“The dealings I had with him, he was just a normal kid,” the attorney defending him on the drug charges tells Mother Jones.

He’s Openly Racist

Immediately before opening fire, Roof is said to have shouted at his victims that he was there to “shoot black people.” But his racism was on display long before he entered the church.

In his Facebook profile picture, the 5-foot-9, 120 pound alleged murderer is seen posing in the woods wearing a jacket with flags from both apartheid-era South Africa and the former white supremacist state of Rhodesia. Another photo circulating the internet shows him mugging in front of his black Hyundai Elantra, displaying a license plate with three Confederate flags on it.

And even friends that didn’t take him “seriously” said he made an awful lot of racist jokes in high school.

“I never heard him say anything, but just he had that kind of Southern pride, I guess some would say. Strong conservative beliefs,” he said. “He made a lot of racist jokes, but you don’t really take them seriously like that. You don’t really think of it like that.”

But according to the Post and Courier, Roof didn’t stay in school for long: “Lexington County officials said that he dropped out of White Knoll High School in February 2010, when he was in the 10th grade.”

Roof’s uncle, Carson Cowles, says his nephew was “quiet” and lacked motivation.

“I said he was like 19 years old, he still didn’t have a job, a driver’s license or anything like that and he just stayed in his room a lot of the time,” Cowles told Reuters, later telling the Daily News, “He’s a monster, and they need to catch him, and he needs to pay for what he’s done.”

He Told People He Was Planning a Massacre

According to the New York Daily News, Roof told friends he was planning a massacre—but they say they thought he was joking because he had a “deadpan sense of humor.”

The 21-year-old suspected gunman told his trailer park friends last week that he wanted to kill people at a local college — but no one took him seriously because of his “deadpan sense of humor,” neighbor Christon Scriven told the Daily News.

“He flat out told us he was going to do this stuff,” said Scriven, who lives in the same Lexington, S.C., trailer park as Roof.

Last Wednesday — exactly one week before the Charleston church massacre — Roof told his friends and neighbors “he was looking to kill a bunch of people on Wednesday” at the College of Charleston, Christon said.

“He’s weird. You don’t know when to take him seriously and when not to,” Christon tells the paper.

He Owned a Gun

Roof’s uncle, Carson Cowles, says the alleged shooter’s dad gave him a .45 in April as a gift for his 21st birthday.

Roof was thrilled when his dad gave him a .45 caliber gun when he turned 21 in April, Cowles said. Cowles called him a day later.

“He said, ‘I got to go, I’m outside shooting target practice right now,’” he said.

It’s still unclear if that was the same weapon used in the attack, but the New York Times reports Roof had to reload his gun at least five times.

He Left Survivors So They Could “Tell Everyone What Happened”

Roof reportedly left at least three survivors behind because, as he told one witness, he wanted there to be a record of the shooting.

“Her life was spared because the shooter said, ‘I’m not going to shoot you because I want you to tell everyone what happened’” Charleston NAACP president Dot Scott said on CNN.

Her account is predictably chilling; via the New York Times:

Sylvia Johnson, a cousin of Mr. Pinckney’s, said in an interview with NBC News that a survivor of the shooting had told her the gunman reloaded five times. The survivor said the gunman had entered the church and asked for the pastor. Then he sat next to Mr. Pinckney during the Bible study before opening fire.

“I have to do it,” the gunman was quoted as saying. “You rape our women and you’re taking over our country. And you have to go.”

He Was “Compliant” When Cops Found Him in North Carolina

Roof managed to elude capture for almost 14 hours following the shooting. He was finally apprehended around 11 a.m., some 250 miles north of Charleston, driving down a road in Shelby, North Carolina.

Cops reportedly initiated a traffic stop after a resident called in a report of a suspicious vehicle. Roof—who was armed—was said to be compliant and was taken into custody without major incident.

“We had a number of tips that were coming in,” Charleston Police Chief Greg Mullen said at a press conference Thursday. “It was amazing the fact that we had teams ... standing by. Whenever we got a lead ... we sent out teams. It was a tremendous effort.”

TV footage shows Roof’s car was eventually pulled off the road and onto a dirt path, where it’s been cordoned off with police tape.

Here's What We Know About the Alleged Charleston Shooter, Dylann Roof


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Why We Shouldn't Call the Charleston Murders "Terrorism"

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Why We Shouldn't Call the Charleston Murders "Terrorism"

I know that he is white. I know the history of attacks on churches. I understand how unfair our society is, how fucked up the debate and the media are, the gaping gulf that exists between black and white, red and blue, left and right. It’s still not terrorism.

But it is a crime: Hate crime, heinous act, tragic, evil. The act speaks for itself: White gunman walks into Bible study group meeting and kills nine black church members claiming, “You rape our women.” If the reports are true. I actually still believe in beyond a shadow of a doubt and even mitigating circumstances.

I took a deep breath this morning and answered Glenn Greenwald regarding the Charleston shooting.

Why We Shouldn't Call the Charleston Murders "Terrorism"

Now social media is filled with talk of domestic terrorism, quoting the Patriot Act and its definition of domestic terrorist. But I think it’s a trap calling this terrorism, and falling into that trap, even rhetorically, no matter how many quotation marks are used for emphasis or irony endangers civil society and coarsens us. And not only that, but it defeats the very point I think people are trying to make, that is: that if anything is terrorism, this is. Because it isn’t.

I didn’t intend to continue the discussion about this on Twitter, and even the immediacy of this blog doesn’t give it justice. I could quote the sages, the philosophers, Jesus and the Bible itself. And the Quran; that too. I could quote the law: Patriot Act and the Geneva Conventions; and even older mores about morality and humanity. I could use the words distinction and discrimination in the ways the scholars and theologians have used and dissected and explained them.

But I don’t mean to ascend some perch of expertise. I’m not interested in slaying anyone and don’t even want to be clever.


“There is something we call terrorism, acts that stand outside the laws and accumulated conscience of mankind. But we should reserve the term for that which stands outside the law.”


Last night, police say the man prayed for an hour with his victims before opening fire. The Department of Justice has launched a hate crimes investigation, old wounds of other massacres are opened, black versus white festers, the mental health community foams. But he is not a terrorist.

By calling the Charleston shooter a terrorist, by using and dignifying this buzzword of our day, by being hyperbolic in the news media, we dehumanize the act. And back to terrorism and national security, and the promiscuity of the government in all of its appropriation, we also inadvertently bestow a heinous crime with some outsized political meaning. I think the consequence is real: No matter how demented this shooter might be, by dignifying this law-breaking act as being part of some noble (or even evil) struggle, by suggesting in using the word terrorism that it has some message and purpose, we aid this perpetrator (and others) in justifying the act. We aid them.

In the realm of warfare and national security, I don’t really care if al Qaeda or Obama, Clinton or Bush, Cheney or Biden think that they are justified, quote the law, make up their own laws, assert national interest and international security, aggrandize executive privilege, or even claim a greater good in what they do. You don’t intentionally kill civilians. And when you do, it is a crime. And in warfare — even there — it is a crime against humanity. I have my opinion as to who is worse because they intentionally do so. There is a gigantic body of law and consideration behind Nuremberg and even today’s International Criminal Court that parses such things.

Yet even in the case of those who are in custody, particularly in the case of such arch-criminals as Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, we have to maintain the rule of law. We have to want to see real justice. And we want justice also for the perpetrators because without that we have nothing. There is something we call terrorism, acts that stand outside the reach of our laws and the accumulated conscience of mankind. But we should reserve the term for that which our laws are truly inadequate to redress.

What I have to say today is so immaterial and insignificant in the sweep — I am saddened, even ashamed to be part of our blaring world. I’m hesitant to even throw out my own articulation of bloody murder. But it is not terrorism.

Talk amongst yourselves.

[Photo courtesy of AP.]


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Attempted Murder Charge for Man Accused of Shooting at George Zimmerman

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Attempted Murder Charge for Man Accused of Shooting at George Zimmerman

Matthew Apperson, the man who allegedly fired into George Zimmerman’s pickup truck in May in a reported road rage shooting, will be charged with attempted second-degree murder, prosecutors say. According to the AP, this charge was upgraded from an aggravated assault charge.

Apperson planned to bring his case to court as a Stand Your Ground defense, claiming that he acted in self-defense when he and Zimmerman met on the road in Lake Mary, Fla. According the AP’s report, prosectors say that Apperson had a “fixation on Zimmerman,” which was part of the reason prosectors upgraded the charges:

A prosecutor on Thursday upgraded the charges against Matthew Apperson to attempted second-degree murder. Apperson earlier had been charged with aggravated assault and battery for firing a gun into Zimmerman’s car during a traffic run-in last month. Zimmerman had minor injuries.

Zimmerman was wounded during the altercation by a piece of glass from his pickup truck’s broken window, but was not hit by Apperson’s bullet.


Image via AP.

J. Crew Exec. Celebrates In the Streets After Firing Several Coworkers

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J. Crew Exec. Celebrates In the Streets After Firing Several Coworkers

J. Crew, America’s finest purveyor of shirts that look like tablecloths, fired 175 people last week. Layoffs are a sad whirlwind, and people react differently to the swiftness of sudden unemployment. One really bad way to deal with layoffs is to post boozy photos to Instagram celebrating your continued employment at the expense of your subordinates.

The New York Post has the story of Alejandro Rhett (pictured above), the perfectly named vice president of men’s merchandising at J. Crew, who as part of the layoffs was, the Post reports, forced to axe several of his employees. It must have been difficult for Rhett, no doubt, his days of thinking up new ways to sell $90 sweaters momentarily halted by the heavy reality of capitalism.

After informing his unlucky employees that they should not be expecting regular paychecks anymore, Rhett went to commiserate over drinks at Linen Hall in the East Village for what must have been a very somber occasion...

J. Crew Exec. Celebrates In the Streets After Firing Several Coworkers

The Post elaborates on the photos:

In one shot, Rhett and a female pal literally jumped for joy, with the executive hoisting a drink in his right hand and pointing his left finger to the sky, “Number One”-style.

Hashtags attached to the pic — which scored 33 “likes” — included #hungergames and #maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavor.

The latter is a reference to the encouragement given to the teens who are forced to fight to the death in the blockbuster series of “Hunger Games” books and action movies.

Rhett and J.Crew employee Julie Stamos also posed for a “casual photo shoot” outside the watering hole, modeling preppy clothing and sunglasses.

In one of those shots, the 31-year-old Rhett flipped the bird to photographer and underling Vanessa de Jesus, who works in J.Crew’s men’s merchandising department.

Stamos posted the photo, tagging it #forthewin and #damnitfeelsgoodtobeagangster.

(Note: At the top of its story, the Post reports that the layoffs took place yesterday, meaning these photos would have been taken last night. As you can tell by the “2d” timestamp at the top of both photos, that would be impossible. The layoffs instead took place last Wednesday, meaning these screenshots were taken last Friday.)

According to a statement given to the Post, J. Crew does not want you to think that its executives blow off steam after layoffs by rejoicing in the streets of New York:

A J.Crew spokesman said the company “does not condone” the behavior of Rhett and the others, adding, “As soon as we were made aware, the appropriate actions took place.”

As always, if you’re going to be a rich asshole, at least keep it off social media.


Contact the author at jordan@gawker.com.

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If You Lost a Book and Notes at the Concert in the Park, Here They Are

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If You Lost a Book and Notes at the Concert in the Park, Here They Are

If you forgot some reading and writing material on the Great Lawn in Central Park last night, here it is. Presumably you went to the New York Philharmonic concert there, which marked 50 years of the Concerts in the Parks series. It was a nice show but hectic—the unexpected rain forced an early intermission, caused a couple of numbers to be dropped from the program, and led some people to flee early.

And so, after Sousa’s “Washington Post” and the fireworks, as we were cleaning up our multifamily encampment just outside the VIP section barriers, we found abandoned on the grass this copy of Slave: My True Story by Mende Nazer, accompanied by a well-worn Hefty zipper bag full of note cards.

There’s a lot of reading and note-taking that went into the package, and someone almost certainly would want it back. A slip of paper at one side of the bag, facing out, lists the name “Jinny,” a Brooklyn address on Taaffe Place, and a nonworking 312 phone number.

I’d prefer not to ransack the bag for more clues unless I have to. So if this collection of notes is yours, or if you know whose it might be, please let me know at scocca@gawker.com.


Ken Shamrock Is The World's Most Dangerous Can

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Ken Shamrock Is The World's Most Dangerous Can

Six months ago, Ken Shamrock bought an RV. Two months ago, he parked it nine hours south of his family home in Reno, Nev., right by a mixed martial arts gym, where the 51-year-old is training for his heavyweight fight tomorrow night against Kimbo Slice.

It’s 38 feet long, cozy but with enough room for him and his dog. There’s no running water, so Shamrock buys huge jugs from the store to hydrate and chase down supplements. He makes his own meals, often of chicken and rice; when he’s done, he brings in water from the gym to wash off the plates. When he needs a shower, he showers in the gym. When he sleeps, he sleeps right there in the parking lot. When he wakes up, he’s already at training.

“But I got heat here,” the fighter says. “So we’re good to go with the heat.”

This is a new regimen. Once, he had people making his food, folding his laundry, doing his dishes, catering to his every whim. That was years ago, though.

“There was a point in time where I felt like I was living off my past, and my accomplishments, and what I’ve done,” Shamrock goes on. “It just felt like I was being empowered to be this person that I’m not anymore. And I felt like I needed to go back to the beginning again, and really start wanting and get hungry to want to be that guy again.”

That’s why he lives in the RV now, isolated from virtually everyone, including his wife, kids, and 10 grandchildren, who wait on him hand and foot, who make life easier these days.

When he speaks about past, he speaks about it with pain, with the self-awareness and wisdom of an old man. Over a career that spans nearly 30 years and includes forays into professional wrestling, no-holds-barred hand-to-hand combat, and bygone hybrids of the two, Shamrock was crowned as both the godfather of mixed martial arts, and more importantly, The World’s Most Dangerous Man—the best fighter in the world.

But his career is a winding one that took several dramatic turns, leaving him broken, disgraced, and forgotten by the very sport he helped usher into the present. When I ask why he’s stepping back into the cage now to fight YouTube’s most famous brawler, nearly five years since he last fought, and longer still since anyone thought about him in the present tense, his answer is simple.

“Seal my legacy,” he says defiantly, “about who I am and what I’m about.”

This is where self-awareness gives way to self-mythologizing. Shamrock doesn’t think it was supposed to go down like this. It was all, he figures, some kind of mistake. So after three decades, he’s washed up one last time in one of the largest fight promotions in the world, with one more shot to fight an old foe 30 pounds heavier, restart his career, and make things right.

Shamrock insists now he is stronger now than he’s ever been. His abs are as flat and defined as ever, and at six feet tall and 215 pounds, with arms like fire hydrants, and still grasping to his All-American good looks, he looks much like the tireless brawler who competed in the first-ever Ultimate Fighting Championship contest, 22 years ago. But now his hair’s grayer, and deep wrinkles dance from his narrow gaze like cracks in worn leather, and the once-great athlete walks from here to there on stiff, heavy legs.

This is how people get killed.

The World’s Most Dangerous Man

In 1997, a special called The World’s Most Dangerous Things aired on ABC News. In it, the crown of “The World’s Most Dangerous Man” was given. There have been more episodes of The World’s Most Dangerous Things since, and other men have been named “The World’s Most Dangerous Man,” but that year was Ken Shamrock’s turn.

By then, he was already 33, and had already followed up a childhood of poverty and terror with a full, celebrated career.

Shamrock grew up fighting. He was born Kenneth Wayne Kilpatrick in 1964, in Georgia; when he was five, his father abandoned him, his mother, and his three brothers. With his mother go-go dancing to put food on the table, the four sons fought in the street until his mother remarried a man named Bob Nance and the family moved to Nance’s hometown of Napa, Calif.

When Nance wasn’t working one of three jobs, he beat his stepsons, and took them camping, and signed them up for sports. None of his attempts to raise them worked, though, and when Ken was 13, Nance kicked them out. They lived on the street and separated. Ken bounced around a couple of foster homes, then ended up at Shamrock Ranch, a 6,400-square foot property in Susanville, Calif., a year later.

Shamrock Ranch, run by Bob Shamrock and his wife Dee Dee, was renowned for giving the worst teenagers their last chance. Boys from all over—as many as eight at a time—were shown love at the ranch, and taught etiquette, and those who wanted could play sports at school. Bob and Ken connected, and when Bob adopted him in 1982, Ken took the Shamrock name as his own.

Bob was Ken’s biggest fan. He supported Ken as the teenager played football and wrestled in high school. Bob also played to his sons’ worst impulses. When they argued, he would let them fight in the yard, with boxing gloves. And after Ken spent two years playing community college football and did a stint in the Marines, Bob entered him into several Toughman competitions, where amateur fighters boxed. This is where the two learned that Ken, always a tough out in the yard, had the ability to deliver a knockout punch with boxing gloves on to grown men who were donning protective headgear. This, too, is where Shamrock got his first nickname: The Destroyer.

Bob was a huge professional wrestling fan and, seeing his son’s athletic potential, he pushed Ken toward pro wrestling along with Toughman. In 1989, Ken moved to Morrisville, N.C. to join up with South Atlantic Pro Wrestling.

“That’s where I really got my start,” Shamrock says. He was a natural, and even did a couple of house shows with the World Wrestling Federation. “I just found at a young age that I really wanted to be more competitive.”

Starting in 1990, he made trips to Japan to wrestle professionally. And in 1993, through wrestling star Dean Malenko, he was introduced to the form of pro wrestling that was about to become mixed martial arts.

“When I first tried out, I went to Miami, and I had to go against a couple guys,” Shamrock says. “The real deal. And I finished most of the guys. Then I went to Japan and I had to do four different guys over there, and you know, two of them were [Minoru] Suzuki and [Masakatsu] Funaki. They handed me an asswhooping.”

All these years later, the early iteration of Pancrase—the Japanese fight promotion that started up in 1993 featuring Shamrock, Suzuki, and Funaki—doesn’t seem much less strange than it must have at the time. The conceit was essentially that its fights (held under rules that, like modern MMA, allowed kicks, knees, and open-handed strikes) were pro wrestling, but real, and it had a real hall of mirrors quality. The competition was for the most part legitimate, but some matches were fixed, some sequences were staged, and sometimes fighters went easy on inferior opponents to give the crowd a show. If its roots were in pro wrestling-as-MMA, early Pancrase, at least in modern terms, is best described as MMA-as-pro wrestling. Witness Shamrock suplexing an opponent—Matt Hume, currently a top coach whose charges include UFC flyweight champion Demetrious Johnson—and then backflipping directly into a mount in an obviously choreographed sequence:

Caveats aside, Pancrase was as close to recognizably modern MMA as anything else going at the time, and fighting there meant that on Nov. 12, 1993, Shamrock was as qualified as anyone else for the first UFC event, an eight-man, one-night cagefighting tournament. He quickly submitted his first opponent with a heel lock, and then took on a Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighter named Royce Gracie. Gracie was 175 pounds, the lightest man in the tournament; at 215, Shamrock looked like an action figure. (Many claim it’s because he used steroids and performance-enhancing drugs as a wrestler and Pancrase fighter in Japan.) In just 57 seconds, Gracie absorbed Shamrock’s rush, scrambled onto the American’s back, and choked him out. Shamrock tapped.

It was a seminal moment in the history of fighting. Twenty-two years later, there’s nothing especially surprising about seeing a smaller, more technically skilled athlete have his way with a musclebound specimen, but at the time, before most anyone in America knew what Brazilian jiu-jitsu was, it was revelatory.

Shamrock swore to take vengeance on Gracie at UFC 2, to be held March 11, 1994. But while preparing for it, Shamrock broke his hand, and Gracie was able to defend his claim to being the best fighter in the world. At UFC 3, on Sept. 9, 1994, Gracie withdrew due to dehydration.

In its way, all this build-up was seminal as well, introducing the sport to the kind of pro wrestling-style hype that to this day largely defines MMA in America. And that makes sense, because Shamrock was, functionally, a pro wrestler. He was still competing, after all—both legitimately and less so—in Japan, and won the Pancrase championship on Dec. 17, 1994.

Shamrock finally fought Gracie at UFC 5 on April 5, 1995. They drew after 36 minutes of, essentially, Shamrock laying on top of his rival. A month later, Suzuki took Shamrock’s Pancrase title by escaping a fully-extended armbar in an unbelievable recovery and tapping Shamrock out in a kneebar.

Over the next year and a half, Shamrock fought five more times in the UFC, going 3-1-1 in that span. At one point, he won and defended the UFC Superfight Championship before losing it in an infamously dull affair with Dan Severn. Neither could finish the other man after 30 minutes of circling one another, but unlike the second Gracie fight, there were judges. Severn won in a split decision.

In late 1996, the UFC looked to be running out of money, and Shamrock was married with three kids, and a fourth on the way. After winning a fight in December, Shamrock went back to professional wrestling. He made his WWF debut in Feb. 1997, just after his 33rd birthday. In March, after the ABC News special, Shamrock took to the ring with a new nickname: “The World’s Most Dangerous Man.”

“Ken has always been hailed as a badass in a weird way,” Sherdog’s Jordan Breen says, “in the way that the fake and the real [entwined] themselves kind of add to the allure that he’s the real deal.”

While in the WWF, no one could say that Shamrock wasn’t hard. In his time there, he was known for taking incredible punishment, for running headlong into chairs with his hands down, without any protection. On multiple occasions, he got seriously fucked up.

He badly hurt his neck and ripped up his knees, injuries that added to a laundry list he incurred throughout his career. But in 2000, Shamrock returned to MMA, to live, unscripted combat.

“I love the idea of going out there and being able to compete,” he says. “Doing something nobody else, or maybe one percent of people are able to do.”

But he was nearly 36. His career was as good as over. He just didn’t know it.

“People will not believe me.”

In August 2000, Shamrock fought Kazuyuki Fujita for Pride, a Japanese fight promotion—at the time, the biggest in the word. After seven minutes, seemingly out of nowhere, he forfeited; he thought he was having a heart attack. His corner had no choice but to throw in the towel.


That was the end of whatever Shamrock had been as a fighter. Over the next six years, he took eight fights, and lost six. His main use was as a sacrificial lamb. Three of his losses were to Tito Ortiz, one of the biggest stars of the UFC’s second generation and a longtime rival of Shamrock’s Lion’s Den teammates. Among them was Ken’s adopted brother Frank Shamrock, in many ways the first truly modern fighter, who moved between striking and grappling with a fluidity that made it seem as if he was participating in an entirely different sport than Ken was.

In the first Ortiz fight, Shamrock refused to come out after being ground into the mat for three rounds. In the second, a pay-per-view bout heavily hyped for months on the UFC’s then-new reality show The Ultimate Fighter, Ortiz stopped him after one minute and 18 seconds. The fight was so disappointing that the UFC immediately staged a rematch on basic cable, where a huge audience watched Ortiz humiliate him, brutally revealing that he simply had no business fighting professionally. It was Shamrock’s last bout in the UFC.

The significance of Shamrock’s second run in fighting had nothing to do with his ability; it was about promoters trading on the aura still attached to him as MMA’s first American star and as the supposed World’s Most Dangerous Man. The fights were real, but the outcomes so preordained that he may as well have been back in the WWF. Even a decade ago, he was a relic of a time before the sport of MMA had a name.

“Ken is a better athlete than just about anyone,” Breen says. “But he hasn’t evolved as a fighter. People who get crushed for not evolving have evolved way more than Ken Shamrock.”

It took him a year and a half after being bounced out of the UFC to find another fight, against Robert Berry in March 2008.

It looked startlingly like Shamrock took a dive, or else was a danger to himself. It was the fight that, more than any other, cemented Shamrock as a can, an easy payday, a joke. A year later, he submitted an opponent with an armbar in the first minute of the first round, then tested positive for three different anabolic steroids.

This didn’t come as a shock. Everyone had long assumed the 45-year-old career professional wrestler with the impossible body was doing steroids. But now, they knew.

Then Shamrock found Christ, and got to work on a documentary about his rebirth as a Christian and a fighter. The documentary, called The Greatest Fight, shows footage from Shamrock’s final three professional fights.

In the last, he fights a fat man named Mike “The Rhino” Bourke, coming off a run of 15 fights in which he’d gone 2-12-1. It ends with Bourke screaming and mugging for the crowd as Shamrock gets up, barely able to walk. Shamrock hasn’t fought since.

Why the hell does this man think he can fight again?

“I fought all the best guys in the world over in Japan, England, Russia, you name it,” he says. “I’ve fought ‘em, and I was world champion in both countries while I was doing it. Bareknuckle, with gloves, you name it. I did it all. And I was the best.”

But then, 10 years ago, Shamrock explains, he got hurt. And what’s more, he didn’t know he was hurt. He claims that because of this, he could never peak in camp, never get into top fighting shape.

“That in itself almost killed me, because I would push past the injuries, and past these situations, and of course I didn’t know I didn’t have them at the time,” he says. “And because I was doing that, I was on the brink of death. So yeah, at one point, it was my strength, and at another point, it was my weakness.”

Miraculously, within the last year—having already retired to a life of ministry, motivational speaking, and aiding at-risk youth—Shamrock has, he says, gotten better, and is now in the best shape of his life. When I ask him how he’s gotten better, he says God. When I ask what he hurt exactly, he doesn’t tell me. But:

“I’m gonna write a book,” Shamrock says, defiantly. “I’m going to explain over the past 30 years of my life of things that I endured and what I went through. And when I do, I promise you with everything that I am, that people will not believe me. But I have factual proof of everything that has happened to me, and I have been able to overcome.”

He swears this is the best he’s felt in 10, 15 years. He feels reborn. So does his opponent.

“Can you fucking fight? Are you a fighter? Is it in your heart?”

Kevin Ferguson was born in the Bahamas three days before Shamrock’s 10th birthday. Like Shamrock, he relocated as a child; Ferguson and his mother moved to West Perrine, Fla., an impoverished, black Miami suburb. Like Shamrock, he grew up poor and was a standout athlete, becoming a star linebacker in high school. He almost made it, earning a scholarship to the University of Miami, before dropping out.

Shamrock had both his first professional Pancrase and UFC fight in 1993; 10 years later, Ferguson, at the time a bodyguard for the porn production company Reality Kings, fought in his first taped street fight against a guy from around the way named Big D. At six-foot-two and 260 pounds, Ferguson was a black, bald, bearded mountain of muscle. He made quick work of Big D, and when they were done, Big D had a crushed orbital eye socket. In the grainy video, his eyeball appeared to have been pulverized. That earned him the moniker “slice,” and added to his childhood nickname, he had a new name to go with his viral fame. It took two years, but footage of the fight gave Kimbo Slice a way out of West Perrine.

YouTube was launched in 2005, and Slice was one of the site’s first stars. Millions of people watched videos of him taking on different men in backyards and parking lots. He was by no means a martial artist. He also wasn’t fit, or fast, or quick, or agile. He couldn’t really protect himself, attacked with wide, looping punches, and was clueless when one opponent thought to grapple with him. But he ducked okay, and when those wide, looping punches connected with men’s faces, those men bled, and then they fell down.

With such a sizable online following behind him, Slice started training for mixed martial arts, and had his first MMA fight in the now-defunct EliteXC, in 2007. When he walked to the cage, the Reality Kings crew was his entourage. At the opening bell, Slice strode across the mat, and punched his opponent, Bo Cantrell, in the sternum. Cantrell went down. Seconds later, the ref pulled Slice off. Kimbo was 1-0.

In 2008 with a record of 3-0, Slice took a fight against Shamrock, who’d just been knocked out by Robert Berry, in a heavyweight bout. At the weigh-in, Shamrock weighed in at 206.5 pounds; Slice was 28 pounds heavier. When it was time to square up for fight photos, the inexperienced Slice instead turned his back, gesturing to the crowd. Feeling disrespect, Shamrock shoved him from behind.

There was a melee, and both camps struggled to separate the two fighters. It was the best thing that could happen in the leadup to the nationally televised fight, something right out of Shamrock’s days in pro wrestling. And then Shamrock backed out.

The older man purportedly split his brow in training just before the fight. Shamrock’s father Bob also was in the hospital, in a coma. The World’s Most Dangerous Man simply wasn’t ready to fight. Kimbo’s camp, of course, called him a coward. But he subbed out, and was replaced by Seth Petruzelli. Slice outweighed Petruzelli by 29 pounds. Petruzelli knocked out Slice in 10 seconds.

There was confusion afterwards. Many onlookers had surmised before the fight that Shamrock would take a dive, furthering the hotter fighter’s career. And after the fight, Petruzelli implied in a radio interview that EliteXC asked him to take a dive.

“They hinted to me, and they gave me the money, to stand and trade with [Slice],” he said. “They didn’t want me to take him down. Let’s just put it that way.”

Petuzelli has since backed off his claims, saying that EliteXC had simply offered a knockout bonus in hopes of a more exciting fight. But after that fight, Slice’s career, like Shamrock’s before him, took a turn. He was called up to the UFC, went 1-1 over the next year and a half, and then dropped. Some even called him the worst fighter in the sport. In 2010, the year Shamrock bowed out of MMA, Slice transitioned to boxing. His managers continued to carefully manicure his career, matching him against seven nobodies, often much smaller men. One of his opponents even claimed to wear 20-pound ankle weights just to make the heavyweight division. Slice won all of his matches, but no one took him seriously. His last fight was in 2013.

“I’m glad you recognize the skills, dog,” Ferguson says when I tell him I’ve been watching him since my senior year of high school. On the phone, the grandfather is warm and accommodating, only making conspiratorial nods toward Kimbo Slice, his more public persona.

“I can bowl like a 190 game,” he says when I ask him what he does when he’s not hitting things. “Bowling is relaxing. Think about it, man. It’s a black ball rolling down the lane, knocking down some white pins with red stripes around their necks. That’s poetry, man.”

Later, he adds: “I can bowl a 200 game.”

He doesn’t get believably heated until I bring up Shamrock.

“Ken Shamrock, man? I got bad blood with this dude,” he says. “I don’t like him. He put his hands on me. Where I’m from, in the hood, you don’t put your hands on a nigga unless you’re trying to do something.”

Oddsmakers have Slice as the heavy favorite. It’s simple: Kimbo is a decade younger. To win, Shamrock will have to take Slice down. To take Slice down, he’ll have to get close enough for Slice to punch him. It’s been years since anyone has seen Shamrock successfully dodge, or parry, or absorb a punch.

Shamrock claims to be returning to the ring for the love of competition. Slice swears he has different motivations.

”I hope he know to dogfight. Can you fucking fight?” Slice asks of Shamrock over the phone. “Are you a fighter? Is it in your heart? If you come in here thinking it’s a fucking competition and we’re going to exchange submissions, you’re going to get your ass beat.”

When I ask Slice what’s going to happen, he cackles.

“Man, come on. You already know. I already know, and you already know it, too. The only thing I can’t predict is how quick it’s going to be.”

“He’s going to go down like an old person.”

Kimbo Slice still runs his security company, tries to land acting roles, and just released a documentary of his own, on DirecTV. He’s hustling. This fight is work.

For Shamrock, the motivation is, we’re told, different. Seeing him in the ring one more time would perhaps be easier to digest if it was about something as simple as money. But he insists that it isn’t, that he’s doing just fine. About six months ago, he bought a stake in Fighters Source, the largest amateur fighting league in the world. He has a drink out, called the Shamrock Slam. He just bought that 38-foot RV. He has a business partner named Des Woodruff.

“Believe it or not,” Woodruff tells me over the phone, “but The World’s Most Dangerous Man is getting into stocks now!”

In any sport the beauty shines through at the top levels, with the best athletes plying their craft, expressing their genius, showing the outermost limits of the human mind and body. This is even—perhaps especially—true in MMA, which is violent, and which has yet to attract the very best athletes in the world. The UFC has a near monopoly on the top talent in the sport. When the quality diminishes, the beauty of and the rationale for the competition become harder to see through all the carnage. What’s left is, well, ugly.

“This is gonna go so fucking badly,” Breen says. “I don’t think people have any idea how much of a fucking sham this is gonna look like. Kimbo is going to punch him in the head, and he’s going to go down like an old person.

“This is a joke of the cruelest, most epic proportions.”

The question with bygone fighters is always about which promotion is going to let them fight, knowing that this could turn out to be an ugly, sad, brief, or dangerous affair. The UFC wanted nothing to do with this. Bellator, the UFC’s main competitor, made the fight.

The president of Bellator, Scott Coker, has always been a good, shrewd fight promoter. He burst onto the national scene in 2006 with the now-defunct Strikeforce, which had long promoted in Northern California but took advantage of the MMA boom to make a run at the big time. Strikeforce’s first headline fight was billed as Shamrock vs. Gracie—that is, Ken’s brother Frank against Cesar Gracie, Royce’s nephew. Cesar, an important figure in his own right, was not Royce. Frank ended the fight in 21 seconds with an overhand right.

Coker has always placed fighters in archetypal roles, and isn’t afraid to use deception in marketing. Outside of UFC, the Viacom-backed Bellator has the deepest, most capable stable of martial artists. It can put on terrific fights. It can also put on ugly bouts on a pure bait-and-switch model.

Shamrock and Slice are both big names with some mainstream appeal. But they’re not martial artists, in the modern sense. This is essentially a pro wrestling match: an old, white warrior against a (somewhat) younger black streetfighter. If their limited tools lead to an entertaining fight in a bar-brawl sort of way, no one will be upset about it, but it isn’t the point. The rest of this card is loaded with much of the best talent in the promotion. For Bellator, it’s easy: come for the subpar main event, and get a real undercard thrown at you. Maybe you’ll come back for more of what you saw there.

Shamrock and Slice almost definitely both know this. For Slice, it doesn’t much matter. He was looking to take a fight in a local Florida circuit before Bellator came calling. This is a chance to make some quick money and look good enough to make some more.

For Shamrock, the endgame is different. He is a can. No one will ever again pay to watch him take on anyone he can beat. He is getting paid to get fucked up. And when I ask him again why he’s fighting, he says he wants one last valedictory.

“When people talk about going out on your shield, they talk about it in terms of dying,” he says. “But when I talk about going out on my shield, I talk about being raised up. I talk about being celebrated.”

And that’s why Ken Shamrock has exiled himself with his dog and his jugs of water in his RV, nine hours away from the comfort of his family. The isolation itself is a performance, in preparation for one final act that ends with the conclusion he feels he deserves. Regardless of what has happened in his career, he was The World’s Most Dangerous Man. He still remembers. For one night, he wants us to remember it, too.

Image by Jim Cooke; Photo credit: Getty Images

Note: An earlier version of this piece referred to the gym that Shamrock’s RV is parked outside of an San Diego Combat Academy. We have since corrected the error.


Rest in Peace, World's Oldest Person

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Rest in Peace, World's Oldest Person

Jeralean Talley, the world’s oldest person, died on Thursday at the age of 116. According to her daughter, 77-year-old Thelma Hollaway, Talley was in the hospital for a week before returning home Saturday. Four days later, she “went away peacefully.”

Talley turned 116 on May 23, 2014, and was living in Inkster, Michigan, at the time of her death. When asked for her secret to longevity, Talley, a member of the New Jerusalem Missionary Baptist Church, frequently said that she treated people the way she liked to be treated. She also enjoyed fishing every summer, bowling, and mowing her lawn.

The title of world’s oldest person now belongs to Susannah Mushatt Jones of Alabama. According to the Gerontology Research Group, Jones is 115 years old. Congratulations!

Rest in peace, Jeralean.


Image via Detroit Free Press.

The 8 Weirdest Things That Happened In V.C. Andrews Books

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The 8 Weirdest Things That Happened In V.C. Andrews Books

The strangest V.C Andrews fact is that her books have continued to churn out, nearly 30 years after her death. (Thanks, ghostwriter Andrew Neiderman.) But for this list, we’re reaching back to Andrews’ own work — because those nuggets of Gothic fantasy are, and always will be, the weirdest.

1. Hot-tar haircut, Flowers in the Attic

The only thing Andrews’ books have in common with today’s most popular YA novels is the theme of survival, by any means necessary. But Flowers in the Attic doesn’t take place in a dystopian future; its drama unfolds in the attic of a mansion filled with anger, lies, incest, child abuse, and murder (did anyone who read that book ever look at powdered-sugar donuts the same?)

Oldest sister Cathy is perfecting her ballet technique and getting it on with her brother, Chris. But then her long, blonde hair incites the ire of her cruel grandmother, who drugs her and slathers her hair in hot tar. She could have just chopped off our fair heroine’s locks with scissors (which eventually has to happen anyway), but that wouldn’t have been dramatic enough, would it?

2. Starving kid drinks blood, Flowers in the Attic

Back to cheery Foxworth Hall for this one. When Grandma cuts off the attic food supply, Chris and Cathy are forced to get gruesomely creative to feed their malnourished younger twin siblings. The only options are to eat the mice they’re sharing quarters with ... or eat each other. Even Andrews isn’t dark enough to push her characters into cannibalism, but the Dollanganger kids come mighty close when Chris opens a vein and lets the little ones drink his blood.

The 8 Weirdest Things That Happened In V.C. Andrews Books

3. Cathy’s son is possessed by his great-grandfather’s evil spirit, If There Be Thorns

After the events of Flowers sequel Petals on the Wind, which follows the Dollanganger siblings following their attic escape (to recap: the twin that survived the attic, Carrie, kills herself; Cathy becomes a ballerina and has multiple marriages and affairs but all the men die; Chris becomes a doctor and pines, Lannister-like, for his sister), If There Be Thorns is almost low-key. Almost.

Thorns focuses on Cathy’s two sons, particularly the more troubled younger one, Bart. Bart befriends the MYSTERIOUS OLD WOMAN NEXT DOOR, and her evil butler, who reveals the woman’s identity (duh, it’s Chris and Cathy’s mother) and gives the boy a journal that belonged to Malcolm Foxworth, his woman-hatin’ great-grandfather.

We never really got to know Malcolm while he was alive — other than that he’s the reason the kids have to be stashed in the attic, because if he finds out about ‘em, Mama Dollanganger will lose her inheritance — but he’s plenty sinister from beyond the grave. The power of his words is so great that nine-year-old Bart experiences a violent, Damien-in-The-Omen personality shift, going so far as to attempt to drown his adopted sister in her kiddie pool.

The 8 Weirdest Things That Happened In V.C. Andrews Books

4. Bart becomes a televangelist, Seeds of Yesterday

Hey, it was a glamorous thing to do in the 1980s! His career change comes after he builds a complete replica of mansion/prison Foxworth Hall — one of many buildings that burns down, conveniently taking out a major character or two as the series progresses. Other recurring themes in Andrews books, besides incest and religious fervor: 1) accidents that leave the victim paralyzed; 2) breast cancer; 3) extreme wealth vs. extreme poverty; 4) ballet; 5) twins. The first two directly relate to Andrews’ own experiences, since she herself was confined to a wheelchair due to rheumatoid arthritis, and battled breast cancer until her death in late 1986.

5. A desperate father sells his children for $500 apiece, Heaven

Luke Casteel might’ve been West Virginia “hill scum,” but dammit, he was resourceful! Also, fertile, which meant his scheme to sell off his five children — including the daughter, Heaven, who reminded him of his dearly departed first wife — for $500 a pop yielded him plenty of moonshine money.

The 8 Weirdest Things That Happened In V.C. Andrews Books

6. Heaven’s brother Tom is mauled by a tiger, Dark Angel

A lot of crazy stuff happens in the Heaven sequel, which echoes the events of the Flowers series in so many ways. There’s a rich family with a fancily-named estate and a twisted past, nobody’s parentage is what it seems to be, forbidden affairs and attractions abound, etc. etc. But absolutely nothing happens in any Andrews book, ever, to rival the moment when Heaven’s beloved half-brother is ripped to pieces while rushing to help Luke from a rampaging animal while both are working at the circus. It’s kinda Heaven’s fault, for distracting her father while pulling a move from Cathy Dollanganger’s playbook: dressing up exactly like her dead mother. But still. Death by tiger mauling, in a book set largely in the West Virginia mountains.

7. Audrina’s father tries to force his daughter to become her dead older sister, My Sweet Audrina

The 8 Weirdest Things That Happened In V.C. Andrews Books

Andrews’ epic, soap opera-tastic standalone novel packs every flavor of darkness imaginable into its pages. It’s a page-turning smorgasbord of horrifying tragedy, jaw-dropping cruelty, and insane mind-fuckery. In other words, it might be Andrews’ greatest achievement as an author, other than popularizing the book-cover style that consisted of a “keyhole” front, with a cutout that opened to reveal a lurid painting of faces beneath.

It focuses on a young girl named Audrina whose older sister, also named Audrina, is dead, but is otherwise superior to Audrina #2 in every way. Desperate to bring “the first and best Audrina” back to life, Audrina’s father encourages her to hang out in the dead girl’s room, rock in her chair, and, like, absorb her essence:

I squeezed my eyes shut and heard the wind chimes clamoring louder, much louder now... I told myself, as I’d told myself before, that there was nothing to be afraid of. The dead couldn’t harm anyone. But if they couldn’t—why was I so terrified?

I heard Papa’s soft voice outside the locked door. “You do have her gifts, Audrina, you do...”

“Papa,” I wailed for one last time, “please don’t make me...”

“Oh,” he said heavily, sighing, “why do I have to force you? Why can’t you just believe? Lean back in the rocker, put your head against the high back, hold the chair arms and begin to rock. Sing if it helps to wash your mind clean of fear, of worries, of desires and emotions. Sing and sing until you become an empty pitcher...”

Oh, yes, I’d heard this before. I knew what he was doing. He was trying to turn me into the First Audrina...

8. The OMFG twist in My Sweet Audrina

In the book’s final moments — after, let’s see, births, deaths, broken bones, seductions and tender love affairs, poisonous sibling rivalry, people being pushed down the stairs, nightmares, post-traumatic rape flashbacks, miscarriages, suicides, at least one coma, and so much more — we learn that there was only one Audrina all along. ONLY ONE AUDRINA! Even if we suspected all along (which, OK, we all did), it’s a bombshell turn of events that neither the Casteels nor the Dollangangers, for all their own insanities, could hope to live up to. Slow clap for that one, V.C.

Sources: VC Andrews wiki; Wikipedia; The Complete VC Andrews; Biography

Images: Kikn; eBay; eBay

Here Are the First Post-Arrest Photos of Alleged Shooter Dylann Roof 

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Here Are the First Post-Arrest Photos of Alleged Shooter Dylann Roof 

Alleged Charleston shooter Dylann Roof was escorted from the Shelby, North Carolina, police station this afternoon. He’s since waived extradition and is expected to be returned to Charleston to face murder charges for allegedly killing nine people last night at Emanuel AME church. Below are the first videos and photos of him since his arrest this morning.

Here Are the First Post-Arrest Photos of Alleged Shooter Dylann Roof 

Here Are the First Post-Arrest Photos of Alleged Shooter Dylann Roof 

Here Are the First Post-Arrest Photos of Alleged Shooter Dylann Roof 

Here Are the First Post-Arrest Photos of Alleged Shooter Dylann Roof 

Images via AP. Contact the author at taylor@gawker.com.

Brutal Heat Wave Gripping Southeast Will Last Another Week, I'm So Sorry

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Brutal Heat Wave Gripping Southeast Will Last Another Week, I'm So Sorry

The southeast is melting under the influence of an unusually brutal early-season heat wave, with temperatures soaring into the upper 90s and low 100s for four days now. Temperatures will moderate somewhat for a day or two this weekend, but the heat is going to crank back up for most of next week.

Last year’s cool summer aside, it’s not unusual for it to get very hot for a few days in June, but the intensity and duration of this heat wave has only happened once or twice every decade in recent years. This heat wave really is something else when you put it into perspective.

Florence, South Carolina—which is the first big (“big”) city you hit in S.C. as you drive south on I-95—has hit at least 97°F for the past six days (three of which had a high of 101°F), and the 97+ streak will last through at least Saturday the 27th if The Weather Channel’s forecast verifies. This 15-day streak would tie the record for consecutive days with temperatures at or above 97°F, which was set back in July 1993. Even worse, Florence has hit 100°F or warmer three times so far this month (all this week), and since 1948, the city has never seen more than four 100+ degree days during the month of June. They look to be on track to break that record, as well.

It’s a similar story for many cities across inland parts of Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina, where record highs and records for consecutive days at or above a certain temperature are falling and topping themselves with each passing day. It seems that the only thing that will prevent a challenge to these records is the potential for pop-up thunderstorms, which would disrupt the heating of the day.

The second half of this heat wave will encompass a much larger area than the first, with the heat stretching from the Carolinas through parts of Mississippi, Alabama, and northern Florida. Several days with temperatures at or near 100°F are possible as far west as the border between Alabama and Mississippi.

The reason for the heat is the ridge of high pressure that’s parked itself over the area. Ridges are stubborn, promoting sinking air that allows for calm, warm weather to prevail for as long as the ridge lasts. When you get a persistent ridge like the one we’re seeing over the southeast right now, it takes a major shift in the jet stream to break its influence and allow the pattern to moderate itself. It’s the same reason that California was so hot and dry this past winter.

Brutal Heat Wave Gripping Southeast Will Last Another Week, I'm So Sorry

A small upper-level trough—the remnants of Tropical Storm Bill—will make its way through the Tennessee Valley on Saturday, but it doesn’t look like it’ll be strong enough (or dig far enough south) to allow temperatures to return to normal for the majority of the area affected by the heart of the heat wave. If anything, the trough will prevent temperatures from topping 100°F on Saturday and Sunday, before they once again reach the century mark when the ridge builds back in next week.

How bad is it looking? Here’s a look at possible highs and lows according to the GFS model—these are model-generated forecasts without expert intervention, so they’re not completely accurate, but it gives you a good picture of general trends.

Fayetteville, North Carolina:

Brutal Heat Wave Gripping Southeast Will Last Another Week, I'm So Sorry

Florence, South Carolina:

Brutal Heat Wave Gripping Southeast Will Last Another Week, I'm So Sorry

Augusta, Georgia:

Brutal Heat Wave Gripping Southeast Will Last Another Week, I'm So Sorry

Montgomery, Alabama:

Brutal Heat Wave Gripping Southeast Will Last Another Week, I'm So Sorry

The forecasts produced by experts aren’t much prettier. Since we’ve focused on Florence so much (hello to all two readers from Florence!), here’s what The Weather Channel is forecasting for the city over the next couple of days, beginning with tomorrow (Friday), in degrees Fahrenheit: 98, 98, 98, 100, 98, 101, 97.

And so the story goes for Augusta, Charleston, Columbia, Charlotte, Atlanta, Birmingham, Montgomery, and on and on for countless more cities across the southeast. Highs will be warmer in urban areas, and exact readings from place to place will depend on variables like thunderstorms, winds, and proximity to bodies of water. A few degrees won’t make too much of a difference, though: the bottom line it’s going to remain dangerously hot and humid for another week.

Heat is dangerous on its own, but when you factor in the moisture in the air, it’s even worse. Unlike that dry heat in Tucson that dehydrates you, the heat is almost worse east of the Rockies because of the heat index, or the combined effect of the actual air temperature and the humidity on your body. High levels of moisture in the air make it harder for sweat to evaporate from your skin, making it harder for your body to cool off. This effect makes it feel hotter than it actually is; that humid 99°F has the same effect on your body as a much, much hotter temperature. Heat indices will hover between 105-110°F or warmer on the hottest days, which makes it dangerous for even healthy individuals to spend more than a couple of minutes outdoors without shade and water.

If you live in this or any area affected by extreme heat, make sure you check on your neighbors, especially if they’re vulnerable to heat-related illnesses, or you know they don’t have access to basic conveniences like fans or air conditioning. Buildings that aren’t air conditioned don’t always cool down at night, especially with low temperatures staying as warm as they are during this heat wave.

[Images: National Weather Service, Tropical Tidbits, WeatherBELL]


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