Quantcast
Channel: Gawker
Viewing all 24829 articles
Browse latest View live

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

$
0
0

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we give our best friend Kacey Musgraves a call and meet up for brunch, see a movie after, walk around the park and talk about life, get an afternoon snack at some place on the High Line, spend the evening at her house watching OITNB and ordering Seamless, and then wake up from a very good dream and stumble to the magazine store in the heat to see what famous people are actually up to. This week: Kourtney’s pregnant, Justin’s cheating, Brangie’s divorcing, and Kaitlyn looks more and more like Miley’s sister every single day.

Pop a melatonin and finish reading before it kicks in.


OK!

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

KOURTNEY PREGNANT & BETRAYED!

Kourtney Kardashian is EIGHT WEEKS PREGNANT and she’s LEAVING SCOTT. For good this time. I guess. Maybe. Who knows. So what happened was, Kourtney found out she was pregnant, told Scott, and he “hit the roof.” It’s not clear with what he hit the roof, but the roof was hit, and Kourtney has since told him to hit the road. An insider says “he’s coming completely undone” and that “the only way he knows how to handle difficult situations is by boozing. He’s a mess.” He recently went out in NYC, did coke and Quaaludes, then had sex with a “hot young 21-year-old girl” - all while Kourtney was taking care of the family at home. And because he’s always out partying, she “basically feels like she’s raising the kids alone.” Scott says “he can’t live with a woman who’s so controlling,” but I’m not sure what, exactly, she’s been controlling.

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are moving in together! It’s easy to forget about this couple because they’re so rarely photographed together, but sources say Jen has “started moving her stuff into Chris’ $14 million Malibu mansion.” I’m picturing her knocking on his door holding a single box of things. Some succulents, a few Blu-rays, her favorite mug, the Oscar she won for Silver Linings Playbook sticking out of the flaps. “Just set it over there,” Chris says as he points to the living room, where Gwyneth is sitting, drinking tea. “Hey Jen!” she says. “Oh. You’re here.” “Yep! Chris and I got breakfast this morning so I thought I’d drop by. Aw, you brought your Oscar? I used to keep mine in the kitchen.” Jen just sighs and pulls a beer out of the fridge.

You know, I knew this was coming, but I didn’t expect it to happen so quickly. Now that Caitlyn Jenner has revealed herself to the world, tabloids have begun to call her a “diva.” I believe today marks the first instance of what will surely be many. An insider says “For years I knew Bruce as a nice, humble, genuine guy, and now I know Caitlyn to be just the opposite.”

Her diva-like behavior:

  • Being “fixated on lighting and what angle the crew shoots her from.”
  • “She’s a little rude and arrogant and short-tempered.”
  • She’s a “seriously sassy woman.”
  • She’s “obsessing over her face” and “her twitter account.”
  • She required toilets that “flush themselves” be installed in her renovated home.

They also wrote that her gender “has changed.” Cool. Never accept the pickle juice, Cait. Never ever.

And Also:

  • Famous people can’t stop floating on inflatable swans.
  • The couple from Married at First Sight is miserable. Who’d have thunk?
  • Khloe Kardashian is in love with Houston Rockets player James Harden.
  • Paris Hilton’s new beau is worth $200M.
  • Gwen Stefani only hangs out with her kids when photographers are around.
  • Tamra Judge only gets baptized when photographers are around.
  • Maybe Ireland Baldwin was attacked by three men. But, then again, maybe she wasn’t.
  • Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting is “secretly worried” Ryan Sweeting is cheating on her. I’m publicly worried that I’m about to start caring about them.

Grade: C- (You start caring about the life of Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting.)


Life & Style

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

YES, I’M ENGAGED

The first sentence of this Life & Style exclusive is……......“Something was wrong.” If only the full store were as exciting as its lede. Basically, the magazine “has exclusively learned that in one of the biggest twists in the show’s history, Kaitlyn allowed not just one, but both finalists to get down on one knee and propose to her.” Kaitlyn said no to one of them, and yes to the other. The magazine reports they’re “still happily engaged,” but that should surprise no one. Engagements are the norm on this show. Actual marriages? Those are a rarity. It’s cool that you said, “Yes,” to one of those dudes, Kait, but gimme a call when you say, “I do.”

Love & Hip Hop star Sincere Show (I don’t know her) “hinted” that Jay and Bey’s “marriage is loveless, calling it a ‘business decision.’” Another source says Jay’s constant partying has helped create a “lonely life for Beyonce.” Whoa. Two famous people getting married...for reasons...other than love? Wow. Ahhhh. Jeez. I’m gonna need to sit down. Can someone hold my things? I need a minute.

Hold on. Another minute, please.

Deep breaths, Bobby.

OK. I think I’m good. That was just so unexpected. Who knew celebrity love could be...a lie?

Oh damn it:

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

And Also:

  • Mama June says Sugar Bear is gay, gay, gay.
  • Phil Collins just bought a $33M “Miami mansion once owned by Jennifer Lopez.”
  • Kelly Osbourne “was treated for a poisonous spider bite on June 15.”
  • Mila and Ashton want a second baby. Can you hear Demi Moore screaming?
  • Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers are about to break up. *Sips tea*
  • I know it’s old news but I’m so happy Charlize broke up with Sean. Meanwhile, 44% of Life&Style readers think “Charlize should give Sean another chance.”
  • If you don’t own a perforated tote, don’t bother leaving the house again for the rest of your life.
  • Wear gingham or I’ll start calling you a diva in print.

Wrong Answer:

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Grade: D+ (You lent your favorite perforated tote to your bff and then she lost it.)


inTouch

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

BRAD & ANGELINA SHOCKER: DIVORCE ANNOUNCEMENT

Watch out, Bennifer 2.0 (happy now, Jolie?), because you’re not the only A-listers headed for divorce. After 10 years together and just one year of marriage, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are calling it quits. A source has told In Touch that “increasing tensions fueled by epic arguments, a growing power struggle, and humiliating secrets have left Brad and Angie’s marriage in ruins” and that “they’ve agreed to split.” Brad is “beyond miserable,” Angie has already had a breakdown, and “sometimes they don’t speak for days.” Want more proof? “Angie traveled alone with Shiloh to Turkey on June 20 in honor of World Refugee Day.” That’s seals it. They’re through. No more soup for Brangie.

Kaitlyn had a “FANTASY SUITE NIGHTMARE” while filming this season of The Bachelorette. An insider (perhaps Chris Harrison?) told InTouch that, while enjoying some alone time in the show’s notorious Intercourse Room Fantasy Suite, “the production team burst into the room without notice with cameras, microphones and equipment in tow.” And they weren’t just chattin’ about Game of Thrones - they were doing it. “The former dance instructor and her suitor were caught in a very compromising position!” Wanna place bets on which one?

AhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH three tabloids in a row!

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

In which Bella Thorne sort of shades herself:

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

And Also:

  • Married at First Sight is “the most dangerous show on TV”
  • Tom Cruise hasn’t seen Suri in 646 days. Ugh, I remember back when he was only at 212. In less than a year, he’ll be at 917!
  • John Stamos is “out of control.”
  • Bob Saget is “jealous” of John.
  • Mary-Kate & Ashley are “falling apart.”
  • Dave Coulier has a “pervy past.”
  • No one know where Vicky is.
  • Bey and Jay want another baby, and this time they’re going to use a surrogate. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • mmmmm.

Wrong Answer:

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Grade: F (You’re locked in a room with Bob Saget, Dave Coulier, and Vicky’s ghost.)


Star

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

JEN CONFRONTS JUSTIN’S SECRET GIRLFRIEND

First Jennifer Aniston was more pregnant than ever. Then she was more done with him than ever. And now she’s more betrayed than ever. An insider reports that Justin Theroux is cheating on her and that their relationship has been destroyed. The unidentified homewrecker (to be fair, the home is still under construction) is “supposedly a pretty blonde.” Hmmm, sounds like someone has a type. OK. So. Jen was all, “Quit cheating on me with this random blonde!” Justin was like, “I’m not! We’re just coworkers!” But that didn’t stop Jen from CONFRONTING HER in a restaurant in New York City’s West Village recently. “She immediately asked this blonde if she’d had an affair with Justin. I mean, it was ballsy. This woman was so taken aback, she looked like she was about to die. She just said, ‘No, no,’ and quickly left.” LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS ABOUT TO DIE. Part of me wants to piss off Jennifer Aniston so I can experience the thrill of being yelled at by her in a crowded restaurant.

Rob Kardashian has a “death wish” and his “self destructive behavior has...worsened over the last few months.” All he does all day is sit “alone in a darkened room...eating junk food, watching sports or movies, and playing video games. Then at night, he’ll stay up till all hours playing online poker.” But no one in his family seems to care! “Even Khloe, who’s been his most sympathetic sister, has started giving up on him. She’s told Rob he needs to shape up or get out.” But...maybe the recent tweets between him and Kim means this story is bullshit and that they do care about him?

Star did not call Caitlyn Jenner a “diva,” but they did call Katharine McPhee one! A “C-list Diva,” to be exact.

And Also:

  • Tallulah Willis fell off the wagon.
  • Ty Pennington made eggs.
  • Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy reunited.
  • Carrie Underwood thinks Miranda Lambert should quit music.
  • Star thinks Rihanna should quit Karim Benzema.
  • Kim thinks Kylie should quit Tyga.
  • Hollywood execs think Margot Robbie should quit being so fat.

Wrong Answer:

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Grade: D- (You do something to intentionally piss off Jennifer Aniston, but all she does is politely ask you to stop.)


Appendix:

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Fig 1. Life & Style

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Fig 2. InTouch

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Fig 3. InTouch

This Week In Tabloids: Everyone's Calling Caitlyn Jenner a 'Diva' Now

Fig 4. InTouch


Contact the author at bobby@jezebel.com.


PSA: You Can Still Buy These Confederate Flags From Amazon and Walmart

$
0
0

PSA: You Can Still Buy These Confederate Flags From Amazon and Walmart

In the wake of the murders of nine black churchgoers by a white supremacist with Confederate sympathies, multiple national retailers announced plans this week to stop selling Confederate flags and Confederate flag-branded apparel and paraphernalia. Walmart was the first to eliminate Confederate merchandise, with eBay, Amazon and even Etsy following suit. As of today, there’s scarcely a trace of the famous “rebel flag” on Walmart.com or Amazon.com. But bargain-hunting chattel slavery enthusiasts need not abandon their laptops for flea markets just yet: You can still buy Confederate flags at both of those sites—just not the one most people think of as “the Confederate Flag.”

The Confederate States of America, and its armed forces, flew multiple flags during the Civil War. The popularly recognized “Confederate Flag,” or the “Southern Cross,” was (as most know) the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia. That flag was later incorporated into the second and third Confederate national flags (it was placed on a field of blinding white, designed to symbolize exactly what you think), but the first national flag of the CSA bore no resemblance to the one emblazoned on the General Lee. That first flag featured a circle of white stars in a blue field, representing the states of the CSA, and three thick stripes, alternating red and white. This flag, and not the more famous one, is “the Stars and Bars.”

It’s easier to show than to tell. Here’s what that Confederate flag looked like, courtesy the page on Walmart’s website where it is currently for sale:

PSA: You Can Still Buy These Confederate Flags From Amazon and Walmart

And here is how it looks on Amazon.com:

PSA: You Can Still Buy These Confederate Flags From Amazon and Walmart

Numerous other flags were flown by Confederates during the Civil War. Among the most popular “unofficial” flags of the CSA was The Bonnie Blue Flag, which was first flown by the independent Republic of West Florida following its 1810 split from the Spanish province of West Florida. That flag, a simple white star on a blue field, was flown by the Confederate forces that fired on Fort Sumter. It inspired a popular song, as well as the name chosen by a main character for his daughter in a piece of 20th Century white supremacist literature that was adapted into a popular white supremacist film.

Here it is for sale at Walmart:

PSA: You Can Still Buy These Confederate Flags From Amazon and Walmart

And at Amazon:

PSA: You Can Still Buy These Confederate Flags From Amazon and Walmart

(Both of the Walmart listings note the Confederate association in the product descriptions, making it a bit odd that the items haven’t been pulled yet.)

This is where corporate sensitivity runs up against the realities of modern commerce. The driving ethos of these companies is to sell everything Americans might wish to purchase. Trying to eliminate all racist merchandise from barely-moderated open marketplaces like Amazon or eBay would be, as we’ve seen, nigh impossible.

Political realities even stymie the complete elimination of products featuring the Southern Cross: The Mississippi state flag, a crude amalgam of the Stars and Bars and the Southern Cross, is still available on Amazon and Walmart’s sites, and presumably it will remain so as long as it remains Mississippi’s flag. Enforcement of a no-Confederate-flags policy also gets dicey once once considers pieces of media prominently featuring the flag—will Amazon stop selling Alabama records?

Still, no matter how empty the gesture, if you’re going to promise to remove “the Confederate Flag” from your store, you should probably make sure to actually stop selling literal Confederate flags.

Man Records Anesthesiologist Mocking His Dick During Surgery, Wins Suit

$
0
0

Man Records Anesthesiologist Mocking His Dick During Surgery, Wins Suit

A Virginia man was awarded $500,000 in a defamation and medical malpractice suit after he caught his anesthesiologist openly insulting him and mocking his penis while he was knocked out for a colonoscopy, the Washington Post reports. The patient had set his phone to record so he wouldn’t miss the doctor’s post-op instructions, but ended up taping medical staff joking that a rash on his dick was “probably tuberculosis in the penis” or “penis ebola.”

In the audio recording, obtained by the Post, anesthesiologist Tiffany Ingham jokes about the rash and insults what she perceived as the man’s annoying lack of manliness: “After five minutes of talking to you in pre-op,” she says, “I wanted to punch you in the face and man you up a little bit.” (Later, she makes fun of him for attending Mary Washington College, joking that he must be gay. Or maybe not, because she’s known tougher gay men.)

She also belittled him for being afraid of IV needles, quipping, “Well, why are you looking, then, retard?”

The gastroenterologist who did the procedure, Dr. Solomon Shah, can also be heard joking on the recording—”as long as it’s not ebola, you’re okay”—but the Post reports he was dismissed from the case.

The medical malpractice charge, which accounts for $200,000 of the half-million award, came into play when Ingham said, “I’m going to mark ‘hemorrhoids’ even though we don’t see them and probably won’t,” and then actually did it. The patient’s lawyers successfully argued it was a falsification of medical records.

The Post also describes Shah and Ingham making plans to lie to the patient after he woke up:

Shah reportedly told an assistant to convince the man that he had spoken with Shah and “you just don’t remember it.” Ingham suggested Shah receive an urgent “fake page” and said, “I’ve done the fake page before,” the complaint states. “Round and round we go. Wheel of annoying patients we go. Where it’ll land, nobody knows,” Ingham reportedly said.

They didn’t know his phone was still in his pants, sitting under the operating table during the entire procedure, recording everything. And because Virginia is a one-party consent state, the recording was admissible in court.

“There was not much defense, because everything was on tape,” a juror told the Post.

[h/t BoingBoing, screengrab via Washington Post]

Woman Who Cannot Accurately Describe Things to "Report" for NYT

$
0
0

Woman Who Cannot Accurately Describe Things to "Report" for NYT

Alexandra Staley, perhaps the most-wrong reporter in the New York Times’ rich, cosplay-filled history, is moving back to beat reporting from movie criticism, per a memo from editor-in-chief Dean Bacquet.

Staley will move from writing about the film industry to “creating a new beat: an interdisciplinary look at the way the richest of the rich — the top 1 percent of the 1 percent — are influencing, indeed rewiring, the nation’s institutions, including universities, philanthropies, museums, sports franchises and, of course, political parties and government,” Bacquet writes.

Staley is notorious for her error-ridden appraisal of newsman Peter Jennings, to which a whopping 19 corrections were appended. Last year, she caused a ruckus when she called Oprah an “angry black woman.”

Full memo below.

From: Baquet, Dean <dbaquet@nytimes.com>

Date: Wed, Jun 24, 2015 at 3:18 PM

Subject: A New Beat

To: !NYHQ-newsroom <newsroom@nytimes.com>

Colleagues:

After a dozen remarkable years as chief television critic, Alessandra Stanley has decided to return to reporting. As part of The Times’s deepening focus on economic inequality in America, she will be creating a new beat: an interdisciplinary look at the way the richest of the rich — the top 1 percent of the 1 percent — are influencing, indeed rewiring, the nation’s institutions, including universities, philanthropies, museums, sports franchises and, of course, political parties and government.

This is a subject both intensely timely and well suited to Alessandra’s skills as an observer, reporter and writer — one that has fascinated her, she says, since she wrote about the first generation of Russian oligarchs as a foreign correspondent in the mid-1990s. Now, she’ll be reporting on what she describes as the “psychology, rituals, costs and contradictions” of a new generation of American titans. Her work will add to The Times’s ongoing reporting on inequality in all its forms. More announcements will come on that front.

There is not enough space here to do justice to Alessandra’s exceptional work as TV critic. She covered the globe, whether the subject was Russian television news — an awkward mix of pro-Putin and opposition stories that she described as “a little bit NPR, a little bit North Korea” — or addictive French crime dramas. Closer to home, she weighed in on election-night coverage, Oscar ceremonies, anchor meltdowns and of course the rise of the golden age of cable dramas. If it was on TV, she was game to write about it. Her insights, wit and rich experience as a political reporter and foreign correspondent tracked a once fading medium as it re-emerged as one of the dominant art forms of the moment.

Dean


Contact the author at leah@gawker.com. DO NOT, under any circumstances, email me with corrections. I do not give a shit.

:)

BREAKING: Hermione Granger Was Never Prosecuted for Use of Illegal Extension Charm

$
0
0

BREAKING: Hermione Granger Was Never Prosecuted for Use of Illegal Extension Charm

Since it occurred, J.K. Rowling has more or less kept silent on the topic of muggle-born Hermione Granger’s 1997 use of the Extension Charm on her small handbag. Today, for the first time in several hours, Rowling broke her silence.

In 1997, Granger used the charm in order to pack all of the supplies she, Ron Potter, and Jesse Wease would need while on the hunt for Lord Valmont’s cherished (and costly!) Horcroxes. In a shocking confession, Rowling revealed today that Granger’s bag and use of the Extension Charm were illegal.

What’s more shocking—Granger was never punished. Vulture has the scoop:

She apparently used an Extension Charm without permission, but was never punished because it “played no insignificant part in the defeat of the greatest Dark wizard of all time.”

Unforgivable.

More as this story develops.


Image via Getty. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.

The Fiendish Life of Jesse Pomeroy, Teen Serial Killer

$
0
0

The Fiendish Life of Jesse Pomeroy, Teen Serial Killer

Jesse Harding Pomeroy has few, if any, rivals for the title of naughtiest boy in American history. Other lads have wrecked trains, burned buildings, and done away with their friends in all sorts of cruel and imaginative ways. But Jesse makes them all look like dirty-faced angels “hooking” apples from a cranky farmer.

Jesse was not an occasional miscreant. He was no Saturday night saboteur or casual killer of playmates. Jesse’s crimes were vicious, unrepentant, and ongoing. He enjoyed every minute of ’em, freely violating the laws of God and man, all the while wearing a wickedly ecstatic grin on his face. Many bad children outgrow their violent delinquency to become upstanding citizens, or at least sensible, respectable criminals. Not Jesse. He was well on his way to becoming the next John Wayne Gacy. When they finally sent him away to prison for good at the ripe old age of 14, a mere life sentence wasn’t enough. The good people of Massachusetts were so incensed with Jesse’s crimes, they made him stand in the corner all by himself for the first 40 or so years.

It’s not hard to understand what made them so mad. Jesse was a very, very naughty boy—the Jack the Ripper of the junior high school set. He specialized in torturing, and sometimes killing, young boys between the ages of 4 and 8, using an elaborate modus operandi involving ropes, knives, pins, and sticks. He killed two children and assaulted at least seven more in a criminal career that scarcely spanned a year. At times, he was attacking a boy a week. Nor was he simply acting on some adolescent peevishness or making an unconscious, pre-New Age “cry for help”. Jesse knew exactly what he was doing and why. He loved it! Although contemporary accounts make no mention of any overtly sexual acts, every one of Jesse’s attacks was marked by strong overtones of sexual sadism. His surviving victims invariably remembered Jesse smiling, even laughing as he beat and stabbed them.

All this, and it was only 1872. Grant was President, Victoria Queen. The Transcontinental Railroad had just been completed. Jules Verne was finishing Around the World in 80 Days. George Custer was riding strong, still several years from his encounter with Sitting Bull. Even Jack the Ripper was 14 years away from his ascension into myth. And there was Jesse, short pants, high collar and all, terrifying Boston with crimes lurid enough to keep a regiment of modern day true crime hacks busy churning out cheesy red-on-black paperbacks with titles like The Tot Torturer or The Boston Boy Killer.

Early warning signs

For all the horror of his crimes, Jesse had a surprisingly normal background. He was born in Charlestown, Massachusetts on November 29, 1859. His mother was a seamstress, his father a laborer in the nearby Boston Naval Yard. His father later quit this job to enter the butcher business. Years later, after Jesse’s arrest, Sunday supplement theorists found great significance in this career change. Mrs. Pomeroy, however, shot down this theory. Her husband’s duties primarily involved toting cattle carcasses around the market. Jesse had not spent his formative years helping Dad at the slaughterhouse. Jesse’s flair for butchery needed no such external inspiration.

Jesse had been a sickly baby. He developed a serious “humor” shortly after birth. He recovered from this apparently serious affliction (whatever it was) by the time he was seven months old, but it left him scrawny and frail. Either the humor or another infant illness scarred the cornea of his right eye, leaving a noticeable mark. But he rallied back from these early health problems. Save for the spot on his eye, he looked like any other chubby toddler, romping around the flat and playing with his older brother Charles by his third birthday.

However, all parties (save his mother) agree that there was something noticeably strange about Jesse from an early age. He wasn’t just another nice normal little boy. It’s not that he was especially bad. That came later, in spades. Unlike many of his brethren in the multiple murderer fraternity, his younger years weren’t a confusion of habitual truancy, strangled puppies, and playground brawls. The only dark portent from his childhood is a neighbor’s possibly apocryphal story about 5-year-old Jesse stabbing a cat and tossing it into the river.

No, the odd thing about Jesse was what he wasn’t doing. He seldom played, or even spoke with the other children in the neighborhood. Even as rambunctious games of “old cat” and “kick the can” raged up and down the street, Jesse quietly remained aloof. He preferred to spend his time reading dime novels, especially those published by the Beadle and Munro publishing houses. His favorite series was based on the grisly exploits of Simon Girty, a real-life renegade white man who led the Shawnee Indians on many a frontier settler massacre in the 1780s. His subsequent activities showed undeniable touches lifted from cowboy and Indian dime novels. But the feeling around the neighborhood went deeper than the traditional prejudice against bookish youngsters. Jesse wasn’t just anti-social; he was anti-social in a weird way. There was something about the boy that was “not quite right.”

Nor was school the environment where he flourished. He was a good, but not necessarily outstanding, student. One teacher described him as “peculiar, intractable, not bad, but difficult to understand.” When he gave an answer, it was the answer. Jesse did not take kindly to any corrections. Nor was he a shame-faced recipient of punishment. He consistently displayed great bitterness and a stinging sense of injustice towards any disciplinary measures, no manner how minor or well deserved.

It’s a time-honored tradition for relatives of any weird criminal to finger some medical mishap as the turning point that sent the family lunatic to his or her gory rendezvous with destiny. For Jesse, this wasn’t the traditional bump on the head but a serious case of pneumonia he caught in October of 1871. During his illness, he went through many crises and was frequently delirious. Even after he recovered, his mother (whose irrational support and defense of her problem child was almost pathological) recalled that he remained “not so well.”

His first victims

Jesse celebrated his 12th birthday shortly after his recovery. A few weeks after he passed this milestone, it suddenly became very unpleasant to be a little boy in the Charlestown/Chelsea area. The first attack came around Christmastime. In Chelsea, a Boston suburb across the river from the Pomeroy home, an older lad enticed a small boy up to a remote area on Powder House Hill. As soon as they were alone, he forced the younger child to take off all his clothes and tied him to a beam. He then took a rope and, brandishing it like a whip, flogged the child into unconsciousness.

In the months that followed, at least three more young boys in the Chelsea-Somerville-Charlestown area, most 7 or 8 years old, suffered similar, yet increasingly brutal and perverse assaults at the hands of the mysterious “boy fiend.” Lured to remote areas (generally Powder House Hill in Chelsea) he would force them to strip and bind them to a post or beam. He would beat them with a stick or whip them with a rope and force them to say naughty things like “kiss my ass.” Often, he cut them with a knife and shoved pins into their bodies. He paid special attention to the area around their eyes (mutilating their faces for life) as well as their genitals and thighs. Every one of the victims reported how much their brutal assailant enjoyed these torture sessions, jumping about with a smile on his face and laughter on his lips as his little victims writhed in pain.

Needless to say, the public objected loudly to these hi-jinx. The police were under considerable pressure to capture the perpetrator of these outrages. So far, the fiend’s victims had all survived, but it seemed only a matter of time before he went too far. The City of Chelsea offered a $1000 reward, and the police launched an aggressive investigation. Many a neighborhood bully found himself under suspicion. At least 17 youthful hooligans were arrested and paraded in front of the little victims. Each time, the battered little boys shook their heads. No, that wasn’t the boy torturer.

The attacks stopped as quickly as they began in late July. But by early August, another series of sadistic assaults on young boys started in South Boston. The modus operandi matched the Chelsea attacks. Victims were lured to lonely areas, generally by the shore or the train tracks, forced to strip, bound, beaten, and cut. By mid-September, at least three more boys had been assaulted.

Meanwhile, things had not been going well in the Pomeroy household. Jesse’s father packed up and left, leaving Mrs. Pomeroy the daunting prospect of providing for their two boys. But she was a resourceful woman. She rented a small storefront in South Boston at 327 Broadway and made it into a dressmaking shop. And in August of 1872, the small family moved into a flat across the street at number 312. It wasn’t easy; both boys had to help out in the shop. Charles also took a job selling papers. Oddly enough, their move coincided almost exactly with the end of the Chelsea attacks and the beginning of the South Boston outrages.

Meanwhile, the boy torturer claimed his final victim on September 17. Using his undeniable gift for gab, he enticed a boy, apparently 5-year old Robert Gould, away from his home to a lonely spot near the railroad tracks. (No one can agree on the exact order of Jesse’s victims.) He forced the terrified child to strip, tied him to a telegraph pole, cut him about the face and whipped him.

The boy torturer had assaulted his last victim—at least for now. According to Jesse’s autobiography written a few years later, Jesse was innocently strolling by the police station a few days after the Gould attack when a cop walked out, accompanied by victim Joseph Kennedy. The cop beckoned Jesse to step inside. Jesse later wrote “I told him I had done nothing, and commenced to cry. I was so frightened.”

At the station house, a few of the South Boston victims identified Jesse as the boy who’d attacked him. Jesse later begged to differ:

...those boys that had been so maltreated by another came and said that I was the boy that did it to them and the only way they identified me was because I had a spot on the right eye.

The police also suspected Jesse may have had a hand in the earlier attacks in the northern suburbs. They brought Johnny Balch down from Chelsea. Overjoyed, the small, now-scarred boy excitedly jumped about and exclaimed, “That’s the boy who cut me.”

Torturer on trial

When Jesse was indicted the following week, six of his erstwhile victims signed the complaint. At his trial, his mother testified that Jesse was dutiful, obedient, and an all-around “good son.” He never had problems with school and, contrary to that one neighbor’s story, was never cruel to animals. The whole thing came as a complete surprise to her. As for Jesse, he admitted all the charges, for now. (He would sing quite a different tune in the not-so-distant future.) Considerable sympathy was expressed towards Mrs. Pomeroy; even Jesse, whose lack of emotion was interpreted as an inability to comprehend the seriousness of his situation, cried after she testified. Nonetheless, he was sentenced to confinement for the duration of his “minority” at the Westboro House of Reformation. The judge had chosen this institution after much deliberation. He figured it was the place where Jesse would be least likely to contaminate other inmates.

Life in South Boston returned to normal. Once again, small children darted recklessly along the sidewalks and through the alleys, no longer in fear of the lurking boy fiend. And Jesse went about becoming the star inmate of the reformatory. His behavior was impeccable. He applied himself to his studies, standing near the top of his class yet avoiding any difficulties with his fellow inmates. The administration granted him increasing privileges, eventually giving him free run of the entire school. And not once did he abuse fellow inmates or his newly won freedoms. The “boy fiend” had to all outward appearances reformed.

Thus, when his mother petitioned for his parole the following year, her request fell on receptive ears. Jesse was a model prisoner. A stable, healthy home awaited him, with plenty of work to distract him from the odd impure thought. Mrs. Pomeroy needed Jesse to help out in the store, and his brother could use an extra pair of hands on the paper route. The only concern was that Jesse might have some problems with the people in the neighborhood, especially from boys his own age. The local police put in their two cents here. They assured the reformatory that they’d be happy to keep an eye on things to make sure Jesse didn’t become a victim himself. It would be no problem.

The fiend on parole

Thus, about 14 months after his arrest, Jesse, now 14, was quietly paroled to his mother’s custody in early February, 1874. Just like the police promised, there were no problems. There was no outcry in the neighborhood or in the papers. Like a repentant sinner returning to the flock after going briefly astray, Jesse quietly went about his work, a testament to juvenile reform. He was ever the dutiful son.

The quiet life of the neighborhood was disrupted briefly six weeks later. On March 18, 9-year old Katie Curran disappeared while running an errand on the 300 block of Broadway. The cops searched the entire neighborhood, including the Pomeroy store, looking for evidence of foul play. Fortunately for Jesse, a child told the police they’d seen a girl meeting Katie’s description climbing into a buggy with a strange man. The popular verdict was that she had been abducted. Jesse himself would opine the snatch had been arranged by her father in order to ship her off to a convent. Jesse was apparently never a serious suspect. Everyone knew he preferred little boys.

A little more than a month later on April 22, two boys playing in the marshes jutting out into Dorchester Bay between South Boston and Savin Hill made a grisly and gruesome discovery. They found the still warm body of a preschool boy lying on his back in the mud. He had obviously been the victim of a frenzied assault. His pants were down around his ankles. Blood still oozed from his eyes and numerous knife wounds in his chest and groin. Running, the boys told two nearby hunters of their discovery who then summoned the police.

It was a sight. The body was identified as Horace Millen, 4, of South Boston. His throat had been cut ear-to-ear, almost decapitating him. His body bore numerous stab wounds in his right eye, chest, and hands: all told, some 33 punctures. And, to leave no doubt as to motivation, the killer had all but castrated the boy. The testicles tumbled out onto the mud as the body was removed.

Police found footprints nearby indicating an older boy had accompanied Horace to the scene of the crime. The footprints led back to a wharf a half mile away. Witnesses there remembered a young teenager that morning walking around with Horace, “asking what the men are shooting on the marsh.” He then jumped from the wharf, helping his small companion down with “a swing of his arms.” Horace took the older boy’s hand and, under what pretext will never be known, happily walked across the marshes to his fate.

This time, the police had a pretty good idea what kind of boy would do such a nasty thing. First instincts would prove correct. When they arrested Jesse at his home, they found blood on his knife, another spot of blood on his undershirt, and marsh mud on his boots. Reportedly, when the police confronted him with Horace’s mutilated corpse asked him if he’d done it, he laconically replied, “I suppose so.” Jesse explained he’d cleaned most of the blood on his knife by sticking it in the mud. His only request was that the police not tell his mother of his latest crime.

Whether Jesse actually confessed just then is open to question. Certainly, by the time of the inquest a few days later, he was singing a tune he’d harmonize with for the rest of his life: he was innocent. With utmost sincerity, he gave court a minute-by-minute account of how he rode the streetcars out to Boston Common for some good old-fashioned adolescent hanging-out the day of Horace’s murder. He hadn’t been anywhere near the marsh. The bloody knife? Why, that was the exact knife he’d lost earlier!

For some reason, there was a long delay in setting a trail. Jesse was still lingering in jail in July, awaiting his day in court. And that is when it really hit the fan.

A terrible discovery

Things had been rough on Mrs. Pomeroy with her youngest son in jail. She continued to vociferously express her total belief in his innocence. Unfortunately, a son charged with capital murder wasn’t her only problem. Business at the dressmaking shop was bad and probably not improved by the increasing notoriety of the Pomeroy name. She was forced to close the store a month after Jesse’s arrest. She continued to operate out of her home.

One person’s misfortune is another’s good luck. James Nash, owner of an adjacent grocery business, saw this as a golden opportunity to expand. Mrs. Pomeroy had scarcely toted her dummies and sewing machine across the street when he signed the lease and started planning extensive renovations.

In late July, a worker knocking down a wall in the cellar of the old dress shop noticed some bright fabric sticking out of a pile of ashes and rubbish. He reached down and gave it a tug. He received the shock of his life when a child’s skull rolled out of the rubbish. The police were quickly summoned.

After uncovering what was left of the body, the police had a pretty good idea who the corpse was. They brought in Mrs. Curran, mother of the girl that had vanished so mysteriously the previous month. The distraught mother identified the clothes as the ones Katie had been wearing the day she disappeared. The distressed woman exclaimed, “Oh, could she have been drowned. Anything, but such a death as this!” The police had to physically restrain her from taking remains, by now half skeleton, home with her.

Word of the discovery quickly spread through the neighborhood. No one had any doubts who might be responsible for this latest atrocity. A crowd gathered on the block, murmuring angrily about Jesse’s premature release and fomenting vague plans to do something. The police took Mrs. Pomeroy and Charles into custody, as much as material witnesses as for their own safety. It was not a good time on that block of Broadway to have the surname ‘Pomeroy.’

At first, Jesse was indifferent when he heard news of the body. (He was really good at this.) But the police had a double cause for suspicion: not only had Katie’s body been found the Pomeroy store’s former quarters, Jesse had apparently been asking around the jail during the previous weeks if there was a reward offered for locating her body. When confronted with these accusations, Jesse coolly denied any knowledge of the body and called the stories lies that couldn’t be proven. He helpfully added that he didn’t think his mother committed the murder, either. In fact, the only thing that seemed to bother him was that she was in jail, too.

Jesse later confessed Katie’s murder to the Chief of Police. As he told the story then, Katie had gone out that morning to buy a “school card.” Stepping into the Pomeroy store by mistake, she asked Jesse, who was manning the counter alone, if he had any. Being a dressmaking shop, of course they didn’t. But Jesse, ever the boy fiend, hit on a scheme instantly:

I told her there was a store downstairs... I followed her, put my left arm about her neck, my hand over her mouth, and with my knife in my right hand cut her throat. I then dragged her to and behind the water closet... and put some stones and ashes on the body.

When a cop reading the confession back misread “cellar” for “stairs,” Jesse was quick to correct him. “I didn’t say ‘cellar’, I said ‘stairs’, for if I had said cellar she wouldn’t have gone down.” However, the surviving parts of Katie’s body bore mute witness to the fact that Jesse’s attack wasn’t so simple. She had been stabbed and mutilated much like the Millen boy. Later, when asked at the inquest why he’d done it, Jesse only said, “I do not know. I couldn’t help it. It is here,” pointing to his head.

There were some questions raised as to how Katie’s body could have avoided detection all those months. As it turned out, the cellar of the store was a real mess. When the police checked it after Katie disappeared, they apparently took one look at the piles of junk and garbage, figured nothing had been disturbed recently, and left to search elsewhere. The tenants above the store later noticed a rank odor, but, as the papers described it:

They continued their search for defunct vermin in the crannies of the cellar and behind the ceiling, little suspecting the real cause of their inconvenience.

Although contemporary accounts make no mention, the smell may have played no small part in the failure of Mrs. Pomeroy’s dress store.

A high-profile murder trial

In December, Jesse was tried for the Millen murder. Two doctors for the defense testified that Jesse was insane due to some obscure form of epilepsy. To no one’s surprise, another doctor brought in for the state thought that while Jesse certainly wasn’t normal, neither was he crazy. However, all three medical men concurred on two things. Jesse had no feelings for his victims and felt no remorse for any of his acts. The jury convicted him of first degree murder with a recommendation of mercy despite this unflattering diagnosis. But the judge brushed aside their advice and sentenced Jesse to the gallows anyway.

This set off another storm of controversy. Many prominent men, including Oliver Wendell Holmes, supported commuting Jesse’s sentence to life imprisonment on the basis of his tender years. He’d barely turned 15, after all. A commutation petition was quickly filed. But hot on its heels came a counter-petition, “numerously signed by both sexes protesting against it.” In the midst of this furor (which wasn’t helped when church sexton Thomas Piper luridly clubbed a small girl to death in a Boston belfry), the state’s Executive Council formally denied Pomeroy’s petition for clemency. The governor needed only to sign a death warrant and set a date to make Jesse only the second child under 16 executed in Massachusetts history.

While the governor pondered, Jesse’s autobiography was serialized in a local newspaper. In keeping with a rich tradition in criminal autobiography, Jesse denied all charges against him. His early young victims were all mistaken in their identification:

Not one of them did or could tell what dress I wore or how my voice sounded—in fact, failed to notice everything a sharp boy would and fell back on the untenable ground of identifying me by my eye.

His original confession came only after being dragged out of bed around midnight and being threatened with “prison for 100 years” (wich we shall see was not that much of an exaggeration). His first trial, why, it was no trial. “The complaints were read to me, and I understood them about as much as I would Greek or Latin.” And his conviction? “It was not justice dealt out, but rather injustice.”

He was equally glib in discounting the two murders. Confessions be damned. He accounted for his activities on the day of the Millen killing minute by minute. Needless to say, he wasn’t anywhere near the marsh. He only confessed and feigned insanity to protect his mother and brother, who had spent five and six weeks in jail respectively. The jury that convicted him consisted of “12 jackasses good and true.”

But no one, not even Jesse himself, had as much faith in his innocence as his mother. In letters published in the papers, she repeatedly stated her unshaken belief in her youngest child’s complete innocence. She knew Jesse, ever the selfless son (“...there never was a more kind-hearted boy”), confessed only to save her: “I was not surprised—I knew Jesse better than anyone and I knew his generous heart...” She bemoaned the cruelties heaped upon her innocent offspring: “I do not doubt that he is insane—driven insane—driven insane by the treatment that was heaped upon us.” She knew that Katie’s body had been put in the cellar after she vacated the store, and much of the testimony and evidence against Jesse was either contrived or misinterpreted. She angrily blamed Jesse’s death sentence as a sop to appease the bloodthirsty mothers of Massachussets.

Meanwhile, the governor wouldn’t sign Jesse’s death warrant. And when a new governor was elected, he too refused to sign on the dotted line. The Executive Council finally caved in. On August 31, 1876, Jesse’s sentence was commuted to life in solitary confinement.

Prison life

Jesse was transferred to the State Prison at Charlestown. His home for the next 16 years was a boiler-plate lined 10’ x 8’ x 8’ “coke oven” cell built in 1805 to house the insane. Isolated from the prison population, he came in contact with no one save his mother (who visited every month until her death in 1914), prison officials, and perhaps the odd clergyman and a lawyer or two. In the early 1900s, he was transferred to a more modern, but no less solitary, cell.

Jesse did not spend these years of isolation quietly going insane. Number one item on his agenda was escape. Every couple of years, the papers carried stories about his latest effort, which generally never went too much beyond monkeying with the bars. The only notable effort was in 1888, when he dug a small hole through the wall of his cell, broke a gas pipe, let the gas fill the gap between two walls, and lit a match. Typical of his escape schemes, the resulting explosion did not blast out the wall or tear his cell door open. He succeeded only in singing his eyebrows and making a lot of noise. Jesse never came close to busting out of the joint.

Between escape attempts, he became an omnivorous reader and fanatical self-educator. He eventually read all 8000 books in the prison library, picking up a working knowledge of a broad range of subjects and learning several languages, including French, German, Greek, Latin, Spanish, and Italian.

Not too surprisingly, one of his favorite subjects was law. If Jesse couldn’t get out one way, he’d do it the other. Over the years, with no official encouragement or the faintest glimmer of a positive response, he bombarded every authority from the Governor to the US Supreme Court with a steady stream of petitions, briefs, and pleas. The arrival of his petition for pardon at the state capitol in Boston was almost an annual event. No less than 12 governors in a row would deny it.

Jesse may have been bettering himself intellectually, but he was far from Nathan Leopold material. A commission of three psychiatrists and the prison physician studied him and reviewed his case in 1914 after he’d spent 38 years in solitary. They found him to be sane and intelligent, but a cold, paranoid manipulator utterly obsessed with his pardon. Their report stated:

He takes kindness as a matter of course, is highly egotistical and inclined to dictate to the prison authorities. His only interest in his mother is the aid she can give him in securing his release. He shows no pleasure at seeing her but begins on his case as soon as she comes and talks of nothing else. He is very unreliable on account of his untruthfulness. He thinks everyone is against him and apparently never loses his suspicions for a moment.

Surprisingly, they found Jesse a strong believer in firm punishments for law breakers. But when conversation turned to applying this theory to his case, he became evasive and steered conversation to the “illegality” of his sentence. The commission noted, “His memory is very good except on points the admission of which might weaken his case.”

In 1916, the Executive Council finally voted to lift Jesse’s solitary confinement. For the first time in 41 years, he was allowed to attend chapel, mingle with the general population, and work in prison industry if he so desired. Not that he did. Commissioner of Corrections A. Warren Stearns, who knew Jesse, wrote in a long article on the case:

He engaged in no occupation, never participated in prison industries, and was seen as a gradually aging old man, nearly blind, with a tremendous hernia, standing about impassive and solitary, not taking part in any of the social life of the institution.

The Fiendish Life of Jesse Pomeroy, Teen Serial Killer

The Boy Fiend as an old man.

Gradually, Jesse became the most famous convict in the country. In 1920, when he made his first public appearance since boyhood, it was headline stuff. At the annual inmate minstrel show, he read a 13 stanza poem, one of many pieces he contributed to the prison newspaper under the byline ‘Grandpa.’ Convicts and staff accorded him a standing ovation.

Later that year, he privately published his first (and apparently only) book, Selections from the Writings of Jesse Harding Pomeroy. Reportedly, friends from his boyhood (!) helped him pull this project off. Comprised of a mix of poetry and prose pieces with stimulating titles like “How I Learned Spanish”, “A Boston Brew of Tea, Sir!” and “A La Miss Suffragette”, a reviewer concluded that although not bad, “there is nothing in his book of intrinsic merit.”

The milestones gradually passed. The judge at his trial, the prosecutor, his lawyer, and all 12 jurors died. His mother visited him every month until her death around 1915. Clarence Darrow threatened to take up his case, blustering, “The State of Massachusetts ought to be in the hands of a receiver for keeping Jesse Pomeroy in prison 50 years. It is an outrage.” But nothing further came of this. By the late ‘20s, Jesse was the state’s oldest prisoner.

Despite his anti-social attitudes, Jesse found plenty to keep himself busy in between his never-ending pleas for a pardon. In 1927, one Miss Alice Blackwell wrote a letter to a Boston paper accusing Jesse of being cruel to animals in prison. (This was the subject of many a popular rumor. Prison records, however, record no such offenses.) Jesse was severely offended by this affront to his good reputation. He responded by suing her for libel. The presentation of his case at the trial was hampered by prison officials refusing to give him a furlough to testify on his own behalf. Nonetheless, he won, but it was a hollow victory. He was only awarded $1 in damages.

End of the line

In 1929, the warden recommended Jesse for transfer to the State Prison Farm at Bridgewater. Jesse protested vociferously. The only ways he planned to leave Charlestown were via pardon or pine box. He added petitions to block the move to his usual pardon paperwork. But it was all for naught.

The transfer came through in August. Jesse was driven to Bridgewater, his first real ride in an automobile (he’d had one quick spin around the prison yard a few years earlier). Virtually every two-bit pen jockey in the country seized the opportunity to comment on how strange the outside world must seem to this modern Rip van Winkle after 53 years “inside.” Poor Jesse unwittingly found himself the spring board for countless bad metaphors and half-baked musings on 50 years of progress.

During the extensively documented 1 hour, 43 minute transfer, the 69-year-old murderer appeared very shy and unsure of himself. The crowds and the traffic frightened him; he pulled his cap down and coat up to conceal his face as much as possible. He saw his first elevated train and his first steam shovel. In wonderment, he asked where all the horses had gone. Even though he was now blind in one eye and losing sight in the other, he noticed a headline trumpeting the move of the “boy slayer.” He questioned why they were making such a big deal about it. And why did they insist on calling him “slayer”? He drank ginger ale, ate an ice cream cone, and watched a plane take off. Left unsaid were his thoughts on the young boys he surely saw on the streets.

At Bridgewater, Jesse became even more “dissatisfied, peevish, almost surly.” Losing his cell behind Charlestown’s austere brick walls and iron bars knocked him from his spot as America’s most famous convict. He’d had prestige and special privileges at the State Prison (he used to sell photos of himself for $1.50); now he was just another old codger out on the farm. He had little to say to anyone, and didn’t take part in any activities. When they caught him with a bundle of tools and clothes for one last escape attempt, everyone laughed, sure the 70-year old con was just out for the publicity. With his hernia reaching massive proportions, he’d be lucky to make a half mile even without pursuit.

Jesse died two years later on September 29, 1932, two months shy of his 73rd birthday. By then, he’d spent a record-setting 59 years in jails, reformatories, and prisons, much of it in solitary confinement. After his death, there were rumors that he had amassed a considerable fortune from his writings, his brokerage account, and his photo-peddling business. But when they actually got around to counting it, he’d only left an estate valued at $191.

In the years following his death, a small body of legend grew up around him. Some accounts claimed he’d killed dozens of children. Others stuck to the traditional two victims, but hinted darkly he’d tortured many more children who never came forward. Accounts of his 1888 gas-fueled escape attempt became exaggerated to the point where three fellow inmates were killed in the blast, and so on.

But even with the case shorn of its legends, the remaining facts are enough for Jesse to occupy a high position among the ranks of youthful offenders. He is unmatched for his cruelty and continuity. His crimes weren’t the behavioral lapses of some little brat, but the vicious acts of someone who loved what he was doing. The only thing that stopped Jesse was getting caught; chances are, if he’d gotten out again, he would have been up to his old tricks again within weeks. Jesse truly deserves his naughtiest boy crown.

Lower image: AP Photo

John Marr is the former editor of the zine Murder Can Be Fun. Further information here and here.

This article originally appeared in Murder Can Be Fun and has been republished with permission.

What's It Like Working at Ikea? 

$
0
0

What's It Like Working at Ikea? 

Sensing the way the political winds are blowing, unassembled furniture warehouse Ikea is following the lead of retailers like Walmart and raising the wages of its employees. Will that be enough?

Despite having the sort of upwardly mobile creative class brand equity enjoyed by places like Starbucks, Ikea—perhaps because it’s not based in America—has not been subjected to the same level of scrutiny over its labor practices that other big, identifiable retailers and service industry companies have received. It is apparent by today’s announcement, though, that Ikea is not a significantly more lucrative place to work than most other craphouse retail chains: “Starting Jan. 1, Ikea’s average minimum hourly wage will increase to $11.87, which is $4.62 above the current federal wage and marks a $1.11 increase, or 10 percent, from this year’s average minimum pay.” The story does note that this will raise Ikea’s “average hourly wage” over $15 per hour—the mark that progressives and the labor movement want to see set as the minimum hourly wage nationally.

Is Ikea an employee-friendly workplace? Is it well managed? Does it follow labor law at every store? Are the working conditions and pay rates as enlightened as the company’s reputation? I don’t know. But I’d like to hear from Ikea employees who would like to tell us. If you work at Ikea, please email me and let me know what it’s like, and what you think of the company’s announced pay raise. Enough? Just a drop in the bucket? Corporate heaven, or corporate hell?

Email me. We’ll share the feedback in a future post.

[Photo: AP]


Contact the author at Hamilton@Gawker.com.


Superstar Producer Scott Storch, Who Once Had $70 Million, Now Has $100

$
0
0

Superstar Producer Scott Storch, Who Once Had $70 Million, Now Has $100

Scott Storch, a meerkat wearing sunglasses, once produced mega-hits for artists like Beyoncé, Chris Brown and 50 Cent. Because of that, he used to have a whole hell of a lot of money, which was way more than the amount of money he currently has, which is no money.

According to TMZ, Storch filed for bankruptcy yesterday. The site reports that he claimed $3,600 in assets. Three thousand of those dollars come from a single watch, and another 500 comes from the alleged value of his clothes. The remaining difference—$1oo—is allegedly the amount of cash he has on hand, although one imagines that figure might be lower if Storch has fed himself at any point in the last 12 hours.

At an earlier point in his life, Storch had so many hundred dollar bills that if he dropped one on the sidewalk he might not even have bothered to pick it up. A memorable long article on his life published by the Miami New Times in 2010 detailed the type of spending you would expect from someone who, by some estimates, once was worth $70 million, but who is now, at least according to his accountants, worth next to nothing.

He stocked his garage with at least 13 vehicles, including a $600,000 Mercedes SLR McLaren, a $500,000 Mercedes Maybach, and a $1.7 million black Bugatti Veyron — the most expensive car on the market.

A $3 million 34-carat yellow-diamond pinkie ring crowned his personal jewelry collection, which also included a diamond watch formerly owned by Michael Jackson. He paid $20 million for a 125-foot yacht. And the pièce de résistance: his 2006 purchase of a 18,000-square-foot white-columned Palm Island mansion, dubbed Villa Ferrari, for $10.5 million.

Storch shuffled through women who were equally expensive. He gave heiress Paris Hilton a Maybach and flew her to the French Riviera via private jet — at a cost of $275,000, according to XXL Magazine — and became full-fledged paparazzi prey by reportedly dating Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, rapper Lil’ Kim, and porn star Heather Hunt.

The ultimate root cause of his downfall, though, is a story as old Storch himself.

More than once, manager Jackson showed up at Villa Ferrari to coax Storch into getting clean. The inside of the mansion resembled a crack house, strewn with garbage and paraphernalia. Storch was surrounded by “takers” — fellow addicts, gold diggers, and bumbling handlers.

Constantly snorting bumps of coke, he now paired his jewelry with shirts stained from “blood that would just gush out of his nose at any given time.” Storch seemed to Jackson like an animal, capable of viciousness but not reason: “Scott didn’t give a fuck. You can’t be humiliated while you’re high. You’re not conscious of the destruction you’re wreaking on the lives of people around you. You feel nothing, you see nothing, but the drug.”

Most recently, Storch, looking suspiciously like Verne Troyer, was filmed getting a haircut while smoking a cigarette and making some fucked up-ass EDM beat.

So at least he has that.

[image via Getty]


Contact the author at jordan@gawker.com.

Bed Bugs Demand Recognition from the United Nations

Cops: Escaped Murderers Probably Armed, Maybe Hurt With Blister

$
0
0

Cops: Escaped Murderers Probably Armed, Maybe Hurt With Blister

Last we heard from escaped murders Richard Matt and David Sweat they were leaving their underwear and bloody socks in an upstate New York cabin. Now comes news that they’re probably heavy armed and possibly injured…with a blister.

“Let’s face it, a bloody sock could mean somebody had a blister,” New York State Police Maj. Charles E. Guess of the said at a press conference today, according to the New York Times. “Or it could mean a lot worse. I am hoping for the best.”

“Best” like only a blister or “best” like something more serious that might slow them down? Probably the latter but hard to say for sure—maybe Guess is too compassionate.

As for the possible weapons the murderers may possess, Guess said most cabins in the area near Owls Head, N.Y., where one of the inmate’s socks and underwear was discovered on Monday, are stocked with guns this time of year. From the Times:

“They put an inordinate amount of weapons and ammunition and other tools in these shared seasonal hunting camps and cabins,” he said, adding that an investigation showed that the people who used the camp did not keep an inventory of their firearms. “They can’t tell us what is missing and what is not,” he said.

The search, Guess said, is now focused in Franklin County, where earlier today law enforcement agents swept through more than 75-square miles.


Image via AP. Contact the author at taylor@gawker.com.

“Bring Me Young Blood”: The Creepy Threats of the Westfield Watcher

$
0
0

“Bring Me Young Blood”: The Creepy Threats of the Westfield Watcher

Earlier this month, a couple named Derek and Maria Broaddus filed a lawsuit in Union County, New Jersey alleging their home’s former owners had failed to warn them about a local individual who calls him- or herself “The Watcher.”

“The Watcher” allegedly sent the Broadduses three letters last summer in which he or she threatened the couple and their three young children. The entire family has since vacated their home, located in the town of Westfield, in fear of their safety. Below you’ll find the disturbing contents of the letters revealed in court papers so far.

The First Letter

According to the lawsuit, “The Watcher” began their correspondence with the Broadduses in a letter dated June 4, 2014 (a few days after the plaintiffs closed the sale of the house). A key theme appears to be the Watcher’s familial connection to the Broaddus’s home:

  • The couple’s house “has been the subject of my family for decades”
  • “I have be put [sic] in charge of watching and waiting for its second coming”
  • “My grandfather watched the house in the 1920s and my father watched in the 1960s. It is now my time.”

In the same letter, “The Watcher” threatened the plaintiffs and their children:

  • “Now that they have it to flaunt it, they pay the price.”
  • “Tsk, tsk, tsk ... bad move. You don’t want to make 657 Boulevard unhappy.”
  • “I asked the Woods [the previous owners] to bring me young blood.”
  • “Once I know their names I will call to them and draw them too me.”

The Watcher also asks the couple:

  • “Why are you here? I will find out.”
  • “Do you need to fill the house with the young blood I requested?”

The Second and Third Letters

The following passages reportedly appeared in two letters, dated June 18 and July 18 of 2014, that the Broadduses received from “The Watcher.” It is not precisely clear which passages appeared in which letters; we’ve listed them in the order they appear in the lawsuit.

  • “Have they found what is in the walls yet?”
  • “In time they will.”
  • “I am pleased to know your names now and the name of the young blood you have brought to me”
  • “Have you found all the secrets it holds[?]”
  • “Will the young bloods play in the basement[?]”
  • “Who has the bedrooms facing the street? I’ll know as soon as you move in”
  • “It will help me to know who is in which bedroom then I can plan better’’
  • “All of the windows and doors in 657 Boulevard allow me to watch you and track you as you move through the house.”
  • “Who am I? I am the Watcher and have been in control of 657 Boulevard for the better part of two decades now. The Woods family turned it over to you it was their time to move on and kindly sold it when I asked them to.”
  • “You have changed it and made it so fancy.”
  • “It cries for the past and what used to be in the time when I roamed its halls.”
  • “When I ran from room to room imagining the life with the rich occupants there.”
  • “And now I watch and wait for the day when they young blood will be mine again.”
  • “657 Boulevard is turning on me it is coming after me.”
  • “I am in charge of 657 Boulevard.”
  • “Let the young blood play again like I once did.”
  • “Stop changing it and let it alone.”

You can read the entire lawsuit here.

If you know any more about this incident, please get in touch.

Deadspin Hand Big | Gizmodo We May Have Dramatically Misunderstood the Shapes of Black Holes | io9 W

500 Days of Kristin, Day 150: No Offense Kristin Is Not Worth $2.99 

$
0
0

500 Days of Kristin, Day 150: No Offense Kristin Is Not Worth $2.99 

Since 2014, Kristin Cavallari has occasionally updated the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android with nonsensical items like “Best Bathing Suit For Different Body Types” and “The Secrets of Bone Broth,” which is her right as an American citizen. She has generously provided these semi-coherent musings free of charge...

Until today.

What was once free is now $2.99.

Per month.

Kristin obfuscated this fact in an Instagram post last night that shows Kristin carrying an ice cream cone (another lie).

She wrote in the caption:

New content up on my app! Includes a 3 day food diary, my trip to Napa, pregnancy fashion inspo, plus what pill I think everyone should be taking every single day. Check it out- search Kristin Cavallari in the App Store 👍

What Kristin did not mention is that if you try to click on “The Most Important Pill To Take Every Single Day” on the app, you are greeted with this screen:

500 Days of Kristin, Day 150: No Offense Kristin Is Not Worth $2.99 

Kristin are u for real. Kristin!

Like anyone else who follows the Official Kristin Cavallari App for business or pleasure, this financial reassessment was not welcome news. But don’t take my word for it—Kristin’s followers have been reacting to the announcement themselves since last night. The people are not happy.

In fact, there may be a révolution coming.

Here is a sampling of the user comments posted on Kristin’s Instagram and in the iTunes reviews of her app over the course of the last day.

I have really enjoyed your app & got a lot of good info from it, but I deleted it as soon as I saw it’s $2.99/month. Not happening!

Not gonna pay—sorry—deleting app.

App deleted...not worth $2.99 a month.

Do you hear the people sing?

Not paying! Get over yourself. You’re not that important.

Singing a song of angry men?

Paying for an app for u to tell me what pill to take 😂 yahhh k

It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again!

$2.99 per month? You’re delusional.

When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums—

Thanks for locking up your content. 😕 I used to really like your app but now Im deleting it. Ill consider the book if it gets good reviews. And theres no way you take the 10 or so supplements you claim to take, including disgusting things like Aloe Vera juice and fermented food.

There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes!

Like you don’t have enough money already. Paying for a blog is ridiculous. App has been deleted.

Will you join in our crusade?

I used to like this app but the new update requires you to pay for any her content. It’s cheap and greedy after offering this for free for so long. Deleting it.

Who will be strong and stand with me?

$3/mo app? Ridiculous

Beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see?

Why don’t you and jay cash out his deal with the Bears since “it’s just not home” Chicago doesn’t need his constant negative attitude and we definitely don’t need you. 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻. Also, charging 2.99 a month is absolutely ridiculous since we (chicagoians) gave your hubby a boat load of money to suck. You can afford a free app.

Then join in the fight—

Why pay$2.99 when I could just read @laurenconrad blog for free!

That will give you the right to be free!

A message to our readers: We refuse to pay $2.99 for this app. And so, it seems the most important pill to take every single day will remain secret...

...forever.

(But it’s probably birth control.)


This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

[Photo via Getty]

Three Charged in Jailhouse Death of Mentally Ill College Student

$
0
0

Three Charged in Jailhouse Death of Mentally Ill College Student

Three people were indicted Wednesday on involuntary manslaughter charges after a mentally ill college student was found dead inside a Georgia jail cell.

Mathew Ajibade, a 22-year-old college student, was arrested on New Years Day after allegedly attacking his girlfriend and breaking a Sheriff’s deputy’s nose during a bipolar episode. He was transported to the Chatham County Detention Center, where he was strapped to a restraining chair inside an isolation cell, tasered, and apparently left to die.

Earlier this month, Chatham County coroner William Wessinger ruled Ajibade’s death a homicide caused by blunt force trauma, citing “abrasions, scrapes and bumps on [Ajibade’s] upper body and head.” Via NBC:

“[Homicide is] sort of an incendiary term. The average layperson thinks that means murder. It does not. It’s death at the hands of somebody else, that somebody else did something that caused the death,” Wessinger said.

While Ajibade had various injuries on his skin, it wasn’t clear where he got them from, he said.

“Were they incurred at the jail when he was booked? Were they incurred when he was being arrested? Were they incurred when he was in a scuffle with his girlfriend?” he said. “That’s for somebody else to determine — maybe a court.”

Now a court will, in fact, determine what happened: two former jailhouse employees and one contract health worker have been charged with involntary manslaughter, the AP reports—carrying a potential sentence of up to ten years.

Nine cops were also reportedly fired after Ajibade’s body was discovered, but none have been indicted.


Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.


Shia LaBeouf Puts Head Through Window, Suffers Grisly or Minimal Injury

$
0
0

Shia LaBeouf Puts Head Through Window, Suffers Grisly or Minimal Injury

Shia LeBeouf, a talking man who was once blessedly silent, went to the hospital Wednesday after injuring himself doing a stunt for the upcoming film American Honey. “The actor was supposed to put his head through a glass window in one scene, but a mishap caused his head to be cut, along with his index finger,” Variety reports. (The mishap was probably that he put his head through a glass window?)

TMZ adds that LaBeouf received 20 stitches and 13 staples for his “MASSIVE HEAD INJURY.” Meanwhile, a rep for LaBeouf described the MASSIVE INJURY to TMZ as “minimal,” adding, “As protocol, production sought out medical attention and Shia received stitches on his hand and for a laceration on his head. He is due back on set Thursday.”

Best of luck to LaBeouf in healing from his severe and/or negligible wounds.

[h/t Gossip Cop, Photo of LaBeouf in Charlie Countryman (2013): Allstar/Millennium]

Ex-Baltimore Cop: I Saw Colleagues Shit on People's Clothes During Raids

$
0
0

Ex-Baltimore Cop: I Saw Colleagues Shit on People's Clothes During Raids

On Twitter this morning, an ex-Baltimore police sergeant named Michael A. Wood detailed a litany of abuses he witnessed or participated in while on the job. Even if your faith in cops to do the right thing has been completely demolished over the past several years—or if it was never there to begin with—you’ll almost certainly find something new that turns your stomach.

Wood’s tweetstorm—which I first saw on the Kinja blog The Salad Bowl—comes in the wake of Freddie Gray’s death by spinal injury in the custody of Baltimore police in April. Gray’s death forced the Baltimore police into the national spotlight, but the department has a long history of abuse, particularly against black and low-income Baltimoreans. Wood—who served in various roles in the police department between 2003 and 2014, according to his LinkedIn profile—provides the gruesome specifics of that abuse.

Presumably, he means CCTV cameras “turning off”—so they don’t catch the violence the cops inflict when they catch up with their suspects.

Shitting on people’s clothes!

That is, lying under oath in court and in probable cause affidavits that he saw a person drop controlled dangerous substances—drugs—while chasing them.

Asking people who weren’t present at the scene of an incident to lie and say that they were on a probable cause affidavit, which Wood and his colleagues could later use to obtain a search or arrest warrant.

A ploy to collect extra money for your colleagues, which Wood and another tweeter helpfully explain below.

After many people responded to Wood’s tweets in anger that he hadn’t come forward sooner—while he was still employed by the BPD, maybe—he offered this alarming bit of ostensible justification.

At the end of that horrifying string of anecdotes, Wood wrote that he may tweet more tomorrow.

Image via AP. Contact the author at andy@gawker.com.

Lockheed Martin's Quiz Is Crap So Take Our Better One

$
0
0

Lockheed Martin's Quiz Is Crap So Take Our Better One

Lockheed Martin, a defense contractor worth billions and billions of dollars thanks to its work making war machines, is a befuddling company. On the one hand, they have people smart enough to make those machines. On the other hand, they made an incredibly dumb quiz about those machines.

A quiz entitled “Which Lockheed Martin aircraft are you?”

Because instruments which are fundamentally intended to cause death can tell you so much about your own personality, much like learning which Friends character you are.

Lockheed Martin's Quiz Is Crap So Take Our Better One

So, so bad.

And it’s not the issue of war that we take issue with, as sometimes it is necessary, nor the tools used to fight them. But what we do take issue with, is treating them like they’re some sort of fun! new! thing! for kids! that is deserving of some crap internet quiz.

We’re sorry, Lockheed Martin, but killing is not Buzzfeed. (Not yet, anyway.)

So to celebrate this clusterbombfuck of the internet, we’ve made our own quiz. Take it, and then cry for the rest of humanity.

H/t to the ever-so-cromulent Kelsey Atherton!


Contact the author at ballaban@jalopnik.com.
Public PGP key
PGP fingerprint: 0D03 F37B 4C96 021E 4292 7B12 E080 0D0B 5968 F14E

Mariah Carey Is the Newest Branch in the Bieber-Bloom Sexagon

$
0
0

Mariah Carey Is the Newest Branch in the Bieber-Bloom Sexagon

Last July brought us one of the great celebrity stories of our time, when Orlando Bloom swung at Justin Bieber in an Italian restaurant in Ibiza as Leonardo Dicaprio cheered on. Though the two have not crossed paths since, branches are still sprouting from their twisted sexagon, with the newest one being even a bigger diva than either Bieber or Bloom: Mariah Carey.

Carey, according to several reports, is currently dating—or, in publicist parlance, “enjoying spending time with”—Australian billionaire James Packer. Carey posted a photo to Instagram of her and Packer with a group of people at Cannes, and this appears to be her and her daughter on Packer’s yacht in the seas south of Italy.

Packer, as devoted fans of the Bieber-Bloom feud will remember, was once married to a model named Erica Packer. Erica Packer was tagging along with Bloom in Ibiza when he tried to knock out Bieber; meanwhile, a month prior, James Packer had taken Bloom’s ex-wife Miranda Kerr for a spin on the same yacht now shepherding Mariah Carey around the land of great-a pizza pies.

Will this culminate with Nick Cannon attempting to punch an Australian billionaire? We can only pray.

[image via Mariah Carey’s Instagram]


Contact the author at jordan@gawker.com.

Bobbi Kristina Brown Moved to Hospice Care: "She Is in God's Hands Now"

$
0
0

Bobbi Kristina Brown Moved to Hospice Care: "She Is in God's Hands Now"

After almost five months in the hospital, Bobbi Kristina Brown was transferred into hospice care on Wednesday, the Associated Press reports.

“Despite the great medical care at numerous facilities, Bobbi Kristina Brown’s condition has continued to deteriorate,” said aunt Pat Houston in a statement. “As of today, she has been moved into hospice care. We thank everyone for their support and prayers. She is in God’s hands now.”

Citing people close to the family, celebrity news outlets have painted a grim picture of Brown’s current condition, one source telling Entertainment Tonight that Brown could pass away “at any moment.” From People:

A Brown family source tells PEOPLE, “She’s skin and bones now. She has been losing weight, she’s been losing hair. They were taking good care of her, but she has no muscle tone at all. There has been some worry that her organs are shutting down.”

Brown, the only child of the late Whitney Houston and singer Bobby Brown, was found unconscious in a bathtub in January and has been in the hospital since. In April, grandmother Cissy Houston told People that Bobbi Kristina remained unresponsive, having sustained “global and irreversible brain damage.”

[Image via Getty Images]

Viewing all 24829 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images