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Drone of the Day:  Black Hornet

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Drone of the Day:  Black Hornet

At four inches by one inch and weighing half of an ounce (16 grams), Black Hornet is more Pixar character than fighting drone. And like a Pixar character, one gets the sense that though it is now in the secret agent arsenal of at least three countries—the United States, Britain and Israel—it could easily be swatted away, with the use of a powerful fan as an effective countermeasure.

Invented and manufactured by Prox Dynamics of Norway, as this federal contract shows, the U.S. Army has a handful of Black Hornets—some owned by the Army Soldier Center for research purposes and others for special operations. The tiny, $40,000 PD-100 Black Hornet has been part of the British military’s arsenal since May 2012 as part of Operation Herrick. In 2013, the U.K. Ministry of Defence (MoD) publicly announced that the Brigade Reconnaissance Force had deployed the Black Hornet drone in Afghanistan. Several other Afghanistan “coalition partners” are also reported to fly the drone, Norway being the most obvious candidate. The Blackwater-esque company Triple Canopy also is flying the Black Hornet on security guard duties in Israel, according to Phase Zero sources.

Drone of the Day:  Black Hornet

Black Hornet is so compact it can be carried by the single soldier on a combat vest. It is intended for short range scouting of interior spaces, such as buildings or caves. And in outdoor testing, it has achieved 25-minute flight duration. The PD-100 “T” version (at an obese 18 grams) includes a an integrated thermal and daylight camera with fused imagery that enhances low- or no-light operations. In June 2014, Prox Dynamics introduced the Black Hornet Personal Reconnaissance System (PRS) Block II, a further upgrade. The company claims that the system is capable of performing in harsh environments and windy conditions, but one gets the impression that that is a lot of hyperbole.

A personal reconnaissance system, intelligence in the palm of the hand; if it isn’t already a real capability of special operations forces and paramilitaries, it likely soon will be.

Fun Facts About Black Hornet:

  • Black Hornet, while not specifically mentioned, was referred to as vital part of the United Kingdom’s 10-year defence equipment plan, published in 2012. Philip Dunne, Minister for Defence Equipment, Support and Technology, was quoted as saying, “Black Hornet gives our troops the benefits of surveillance in the palm of their hands. It is extremely light and portable whilst out on patrol.” Ha. Whilst. Defence. Brits are so cute.
  • These fun little buggers (also called Nano Helicopter UAVs) are called Cargo Pocket Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance (CP-ISR) programs. Another day, another acronym.
  • They are being enhanced to be used indoors. From Defense AT&L Magazine: “This will allow the airborne sensor to operate in confined and indoor spaces, such as when soldiers advance from room to room as they are clearing buildings.” Someone call The Bachelor.
  • Here’s a cool video from Broadfield Security Services showing a mock up of soldiers using Black Hornet in action. Watch how effortlessly the actor launches it!

http://www.bssholland.com/#!

[Photos: UK Ministry of Defence and U.S. Army briefing document.]


Why Not Let This US Marshal Fuck His Lady on the Courthouse Rooftop?

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Why Not Let This US Marshal Fuck His Lady on the Courthouse Rooftop?

Hot, sexy news out of Pennsylvania, where citizens are outraged that a US Marshal took his special gal up to the roof of the Ronald Reagan Federal Courthouse for an afternoon of judicial boning.

But their pleasure, she was brief: a female voyeur filmed the pair, then sent the photos to the local news, as one does (if the one in question is a total snitch.)

The person who sent the pictures to abc27 News said she has seen the couple on the roof more than once, after hours. The witness came to abc27 News because she is afraid there is a security risk. People out for happy hour didn’t seem too concerned.

So this unnamed woman took a bunch of pictures of two strangers having sex, then sent the whole series to a news outlet—and not, say, the courthouse or the police or the FBI—to mitigate “a security risk.” Uhuh. Sure.

Anyway, there was no security risk! The marshal in question, who was reportedly off-duty, had access to the roof by nature of his employment.

So a guy had sex at his job after-hours. Truly shocking.

Lighten up ya nerds!


Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 166: It's a Pair of Pink Sneakers

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500 Days of Kristin, Day 166: It's a Pair of Pink Sneakers

Kristin Cavallari, whose debut book Balancing in Heels is scheduled to to enter this world in 344 days, is also pregnant with a baby who will get here much faster. Kristin announced via Instagram last night that the child will be girl.

“The boys are so excited for a little sister!!!!!! [pink bow emoji],” Kristin wrote in the caption of the photo below, referring to her sons Camden and Jaxon.

As you can see in the photo, Kristin is holding tiny pink Converse sneakers to signify the sex of the baby and reinforce gender norms.

Why not a pair of little pink heels, so she can practice balancing early?

Every reality TV villain knows you can’t give the competition an advantage.


This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

[Photo via Getty]

FBI: Dylann Roof Should Not Have Been Able to Buy Gun Used in Massacre

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FBI: Dylann Roof Should Not Have Been Able to Buy Gun Used in Massacre

Dylann Roof should not have been allowed to purchase the handgun he allegedly used to kill nine people in a Charleston church last month, according to the FBI.

FBI director James B. Comey said Friday that a mistake during the federal background check caused investigators to overlook Roof’s previous admission of drug possession, which should have prevented him from buying the 45-caliber handgun (that he reportedly purchased using cash he received from his parent for his 21st birthday). From USA Today:

During the mandatory background check prior to the attempted April 11 gun purchase, Roof’s March 1 arrest on felony drug charges was mistakenly attributed to the Lexington County, S.C., Sheriff’s Department, not Columbia police.

The Columbia police report included information that Roof admitted to drug possession, which would have triggered a denial by the FBI NICS review process. That information was never seen by the reviewer because the FBI’s database did not include Columbia police contacts in its check of Lexington County, where Roof had been held after the arrest.

“Because of an error on our part that allowed the gun to be used to slaughter those people is very painful,” Comey said.

“We are all sick this happened,” he added. “We wish we could turn back time.”


Image via AP. Contact the author at taylor@gawker.com.

To Do This Weekend: Drink Beer Through a Straw

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A few weeks ago, I fulfilled two lifelong dreams, one conscious and one very subconscious. The first: I attended a Shania Twain concert. (Should you desire, you can read about that heavenly experience here.) The second: I drank beer out of a straw for what felt like the first time.

The venue Madison Square Garden, in case you were unaware, houses basketball games (the New York Knicks), hockey games (the New York Rangers), and concerts (Billy Joel). This means that you can attend a concert but still have the feeling, as is the case at many other arena shows, that you’re about to see a lot of sweaty men touch each other in a non-boy band way.

Depending on the performance, these two experiences are not actually that different from one another. At the last arena show I went to, held at a football stadium, the energy was quite similar to the drunken disorderly content that often accompanies sporting events. But other concerts are slightly classier, so to drink a large beer (the best beverage available for the right price at these types of venues) is the only correct choice.

You’ve sat in the seats available at these types of shows; they’re close together and sort of awkward. And there you are, climbing over people with a large beer, about to spill. How to remedy this? Cover it with a top — and don’t stop there. Stick a straw in it, and sip.

“Oh duh, I’ve done that Kate.” “This is an old approach, where the fuck have you been?” “Honey, I liked some of your blogs better than others this week.” I anticipate all your responses, mom’s included, and welcome them.

I counter: how often do you drink beer through a straw at places other than sporting events? In your home, on your couch, perhaps slightly prone? Sitting on a stoop so the fucking cops don’t give you a summons for drinking? On a roof with the breeze hitting the back of your neck just right? At your nana’s house because you know she’s down?

This weekend, do yourself a favor: grab a big cup with a top and stick a straw in that bad boy. It’ll bring you back to sub-youth, when bottle service wasn’t a way to throw your dick around but a legitimate way of life. Wanna be classy? Up the ante and try prosecco through a straw! It’s the freakin’ weekend y’all, and the world is your oyster.*

* I solemnly swear I am not yet intoxicated.


Contact the author at dries@jezebel.com.

Congrats on Your Perfect Wedding, Nicky Hilton

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Congrats on Your Perfect Wedding, Nicky Hilton

Spray-tanned American socialite Nicholai “Nicky” Hilton wed British banking scion James Rothschild at the Kensington Palace Orangery today in a couture lace Valentino gown that reportedly cost over $77,000 to purchase. A car ran over it.

Please join us in the recitation of a traditional Irish blessing for Nicky:

May the road rise to meet you

May the wind be always at your back

May the sun shine warm upon your face

and the car run right upon your train

May God continue to smile maniacally, frighteningly, almost dementedly, on the couple now worth a combined many hundreds of billions of dollars.


Image via Splash. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.

Stampede at Clothing Giveaway Kills at Least 20 in Bangladesh

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Stampede at Clothing Giveaway Kills at Least 20 in Bangladesh

Police say a clothing giveaway in Mymensingh, Bangladesh, a city north of the capital, ended in the deaths of at least 20 people on Friday when a stampede broke out among hundreds of people trying to rush through narrow factory doors in order to get free clothing.

According to the AFP, authorities said that people started gathering outside the chewing tobacco factory at around 4:45 a.m. after owners said they’d distribute clothing for free as a charity gesture during Ramadan. At least 1,500 people lined up and tried to force their way in, causing the stampede. Police have counted 20 dead bodies, but say there could be more. From the AFP:

“Most of the dead are poor and emaciated women,” Kamrul Islam, a senior officer at a police station near the factory, told AFP.

Mymensingh police chief Moinul Haque said at least 50 people were also injured.

Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina offered her condolences over a state-run news agency Friday, saying she “conveyed profound sympathy to the bereaved families.”


Image via AP. Contact the author at dayna.evans@gawker.com.

July 4 Terror Panic Based on Report that Said Don't Panic: Read It Here

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July 4 Terror Panic Based on Report that Said Don't Panic: Read It Here

No one who was watching television news last week missed the Independence Day threat alert from the FBI and homeland security: ISIS was coming; it was our hallowed holiday; it was the one-year anniversary of the declaration of the Caliphate; it was the end of Ramadan; we’d just passed through the Garland, Texas shooting. This one was bad: “Not business as usual,” former Secretary Tom Ridge said on Fox. We got our hands on the original June 26 warning and you can read for yourself—but believe us, it’s lame.

July 4 Terror Panic Based on Report that Said Don't Panic: Read It Here

We have no information to suggest homegrown violent extremists (HVEs) aim to conduct attacks in the United States related to this anniversary,” the Joint Intelligence Bulletin says, but just in case, here’s six pages of crap meant to scare the public and empower the police. And we thought color-coded political manipulation went out with the Bush administration...

July 4 Terror Panic Based on Report that Said Don't Panic: Read It Here

Read the complete document below. Maybe Hugh Hewitt should get on this list?


Rumor: Spin Leaked Three of the Year's Most Anticipated Indie Albums

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Rumor: Spin Leaked Three of the Year's Most Anticipated Indie Albums

If you are a fan of indie rock who knows where to find leaked music on the internet, yesterday might as well have been your birthday. On album leak blogs and file sharing services, three of the most anticipated albums of the year suddenly appeared—and they apparently all came from the same place.

That source was supposedly Spin, the one-time powerhouse music publication that has been on life support for several years. According to rumors, Spin was hosting several unreleased albums in a folder on a server that was supposed to only be accessed by staff members. But that server was unprotected and somehow breached, and new records by Beach House, Destroyer (pictured, top) and Mac Demarco made their way online.

It’s not unusual for albums to leak, of course, but the music industry has gotten much better about security in the last handful of years. It’s rare nowadays for a high-profile album to leak more than a week or so in advance of its release, usually around the time that physical copies are printed and shipped and artists can no longer exercise complete control over who touches their music. Many albums don’t trickle out until they have been streamed online by places like iTunes or NPR, and “surprise” releases (popularized, though not quite pioneered, by Beyoncé) have prevented albums by artists like D’Angelo, Drake, Frank Ocean and Kendrick Lamar from leaking at all.

But in this case, both Beach House’s Depression Cherry and Destroyer’s Poison Season were leaked nearly two months in advance of their August 28 street dates, while Demarco’s Another One was compromised a month before its scheduled release on August 7.

This breaking of the dam harkens back to an era before both indie and major labels figured out how to plug the pipeline that brings music to consumers. Back in 2007, for instance, major albums by LCD Soundsystem and Of Montreal were on torrent sites like Oink many months before their release dates. In 2006, records by The Decemberists, TV on the Radio and Joanna Newsom were leaked in nearly the same way as what is alleged to have happened to Spin, when an internal file-sharing network maintained by Pitchfork was infiltrated by members of a music message board.

In this case, it’s highly suspicious that all three records leaked on the same day—you can see on the popular leak blog newalbumreleases.net that the Beach House, Destroyer and Mac Demarco albums were all posted on July 8. Each record also leaked in 320 kbps, a high-quality bitrate that suggests the files originated from an official source like a record label.

I emailed two editors at Spin about the rumor that they are the source of the leak, but did not hear back. Reps at Sub Pop (Beach House’s label) similarly ignored my emails. Reps for both Destroyer and his label Merge said they had no comment, and would neither confirm nor deny that Spin was the source of the leak.

I did speak to a rep for Demarco, who indicated that she had heard about the alleged leak at Spin but did not believe that the leak of Demarco’s record was connected:

As far as we know, Mac’s album did not leak as part of that. We’re still finding out the source of the leak, but we don’t think it was part of that.

If you know anything about this rumor or the leaks in general, feel free to email me or leave a comment below.

UPDATE (4:55 p.m.) According to screenshots provided by a tipster, a member of the longtime Hipinion message board posted last night that the above albums were leaked by an intern at Spin. I have not been able to confirm whether that is true.

[image via Merge Records]


Contact the author at jordan@gawker.com.

Who Was the Bitch Texting Through Hamilton on Broadway (Madonna)

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Who Was the Bitch Texting Through Hamilton on Broadway (Madonna)

Rude Broadway audiences are starting to become a thing now, so it may not come as a surprise that Madonna recently appropriated it at a preview for the new Broadway show, Hamilton.

Hamilton actor Jonathan Groff, however, was not “on board” with Madonna’s new look: he called her a bitch, probably in an endearing way but maybe not, in a recent interview with Dot 429.

KS: It was certainly the hottest ticket in town when it was at the Public and will be again on Broadway. Were you disappointed the night Madonna was there but was barred from coming back afterward by Lin-Manuel?

JG: No. Because that bitch was on her phone. You couldn’t miss it from the stage. It was a black void of the audience in front of us and her face there perfectly lit by the light of her iPhone through three-quarters of the show. What was funny about it was that she was there that Saturday night, but at that Saturday matinee Michelle Obama was there. We were collecting for Broadway Cares after the show, and Mrs. Obama stayed in the audience while the Broadway Cares speech happened, and Lin called her out and the audience applauded for her. Then she came backstage and hugged every crew member—the wig girl, all the costume people, every cast member. She said to us—and this is a direct quote—“This is the greatest piece of art I’ve ever seen.” It’s crazy. I’ve never been a part of a theatrical experience in which you have in the audience Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama and Bernadette Peters and Busta Rhymes and Black Thought and Jimmy Fallon and Dick Cheney . .

And you know what, I get it. It’s super annoying to lose your place on Instagram! I’d guess even more so when the actors you presumably paid money to watch act won’t like, stop and wait for you to be ready. God, service these days.

But she was blocked from going back stage! Literally, Dick Cheney was there and Madonna was the worst person in the audience. Bitch, that’s impressive.


Image via AP. Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.

Oh, Bother

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Oh, Bother

A two-year-old bear was seen at the University of Colorado Boulder today just minding its damn business (as bears do), hanging in a tree (as bears do), when authorities were called in to bring the little buddy back to its natural habitat. That bear was not enrolled in college—he is only a bear.

Members of the Colorado Parks and Wildlife department tranquilized the bear, who was chilling happily in the tree, and waited for it to fall out and onto a padded mat below, which provided us all with this extremely exciting image to gaze upon on this blessed Friday:

Oh, Bother

Fun times for this bear!


Extremely chill images via Facebook. Contact the author at dayna.evans@gawker.com.

Atlantic Hurricane Season Snoozes While the Pacific Teems With Typhoons

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Atlantic Hurricane Season Snoozes While the Pacific Teems With Typhoons

Asia and the Pacific Islands are getting slammed by the tropics this year, as storm after storm spins up and tears toward land, threatening millions with ferocious winds and dangerous surges of water. Here in the U.S., though, it’s quiet—almost too quiet—and it’s likely going to stay that way for a little while longer.

The Pacific’s Hoppin’

Hurricanes need very warm waters, calm winds, ample disturbances (as a nucleus for development), and high levels of tropical moisture in order to form, survive, and thrive. These conditions are easier to come by in the Pacific than the Atlantic, so they’re at risk for typhoons all year round. The western Pacific typically sees many more tropical cyclones than we do in our part of the world, but this year the basin is teeming with activity, teetering on the verge of earning the CNN-ready title “hyperactive.”

A measure called Accumulated Cyclone Energy, or ACE, is a good way to look at the longevity and power of tropical cyclones—a category four hurricane that rages for a week will have a much higher ACE than a tropical storm that’s only around for twelve hours. We can judge how different seasons stack-up against each other by measuring the ACE for each; seasons with higher ACE likely saw stronger, longer-lasting, and more numerous cyclones.

According to WeatherBELL, in an average year, the ACE through July 10 in the western Pacific is 49. As of about 1:00 PM EDT today, the year-to-date ACE in the western Pacific was 164.89, or 336% higher than normal. The year-to-date ACE in the eastern and central Pacific basins combined is 291% higher than normal. That’s...significant!, even for July 10. The climatological average ACE for the western Pacific is 302, so with five-and-a-half months to go, we’re a little more than half way to average.

To put that into some perspective, the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season was the basin’s most active ever recorded—28 named storms—and the seasonal ACE was only 250, also the highest ever recorded in that basin. A normal year in the western Pacific exerts more energy on average than the strongest season ever recorded in the Atlantic.

And we thought we had it bad.

Conga Line of Storms

If that’s just a bunch of numbers to you, look at this afternoon’s satellite image for a visualization of the abundance of evaporated paradise:

Atlantic Hurricane Season Snoozes While the Pacific Teems With Typhoons

Seven systems all at once, stretching from Mexico to China. The most serious storm among them is Typhoon Chan-Hom, which is likely going to make a direct hit on Shanghai soon with strong winds, heavy rain, and storm surge which could cause major issues for the many people and buildings in low-lying areas. Typhoon Nangka, a much stronger storm, will post a threat to Japan in a couple of days.

Over in the central Pacific, the office in Honolulu is tracking three systems—the remnants of Ela, which just fell apart north of the state, along with two tropical depressions just south of the island chain which will likely become tropical storms over the next couple of days, threatening nothing but some fish and ships.

Finally, in the eastern Pacific, we have two invest areas—disturbances being monitored for tropical development—that have a high likelihood of turning into tropical depressions over the next day or two. The one farther out to sea will likely stay there, but the one closer to land has the opportunity to develop into an interesting system if the latest models are accurate. It remains to be seen how far away from Mexico it will stay, but it’s something that the area should keep a close eye on.

Meanwhile, over in the Atlantic...

Atlantic Hurricane Season Snoozes While the Pacific Teems With Typhoons

Nothin’. That’s not too abnormal, of course, since we’re still at the very beginning of hurricane season around these parts. Even though the season officially begins on June 1—and we’ve already seen two storms in Ana and Bill this year—things really don’t get jumping until August and September.

It doesn’t help that an enormous Azores High is suppressing the atmosphere like a nasty dictator, or that constant influxes of dry, dusty air from the Sahara are making the Atlantic a rudely inhospitable place for many thunderstorms to develop, let alone tropical cyclones. Waters are actually a little warmer than normal off the coast of North America, but it doesn’t look like we’ll see much for the time being.

Not that that’s a bad thing, of course.

Yo soy...El Niño

Atlantic Hurricane Season Snoozes While the Pacific Teems With Typhoons

It finally happened! That gigantic El Niño predicted to unfold a year or two ago is starting to get its act together. The waters of the eastern Pacific are steaming, and all indications point to an El Niño could continue strengthening and become one of the strongest recorded in a very long time.

An El Niño occurs when the trade winds in the Pacific stop or shift directions, allowing warm water to flow east and pile-up off the northwestern coast of South America. This region typically experiences upwelling—cold, deep ocean water rising to the surface—which keeps gives the area pretty calm weather most of the time. This sudden oceanic warming upends the atmosphere, among other changes shifting the jet stream and allowing powerful storms to take shape in this region of the world.

That altered jet stream could be great news for the western United States if the feature continues through the winter, and it’s also good news for those of us who live near the Atlantic Ocean. Hurricane activity in the Atlantic during El Niños gets crushed like a grape due to enhanced wind shear flowing over the basin. Wind shear blows the tops off the thunderstorms, preventing them from growing and developing. El Niño events also tend to increase hurricane activity in the eastern Pacific, though, so it could be a rough year on the western coast of Mexico.

It’s not over just yet...

Forecasters still expect a handful of tropical storms and hurricanes in the Atlantic this year, so don’t let your guard down if you live along or near the coast. Even an extremely quiet hurricane season can produce a disaster. 1992’s Hurricane Andrew was the season’s first named storm, and it didn’t form until the end of August.

If you average together all of the hurricane forecasts issued at the beginning of the season, experts still expect somewhere around seven and nine named storms (including Ana and Bill). It’s something we’ll have to take day by day, but it looks like we’re in the clear for a little while longer, at least. Use that time to get prepared just in case.

[Top Image: Linfa, Chan-Hom, and Nangka via CIMSS | Other Images: CIMSS, NOAA, WeatherBELL]


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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Occasionally, against all odds, you’ll see an interesting or even enjoyable picture on the Internet. But is it worth sharing, or just another Photoshop job that belongs in the digital trash heap? Check in here and find out if that viral photo deserves an enthusiastic “forward” or a pitiless “delete.”

Image via Twitter/@cabel


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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

On Tuesday, right-wing pundit and convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza tweeted an image of a young Hillary Clinton with the Confederate flag, urging his followers to “look closely.” If D’Souza had instead searched for a broader view, however, he would have quickly learned that the picture is an altered version of a photo taken for a 1969 issue of Life magazine.

After almost everyone pointed out his error, D’Souza acknowledged the image was a fake and attempted to pivot the tweet from being another example of his serial wrongness into an observation about wacky ‘60s fashion.

Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Images via Twitter


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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Just a week after The New York Times earned a presidential rebuke for suggesting people put peas in their guacamole, software developer Cabel Sasser posted the above image supposedly showing the crazy bastards at Subway had gone ahead and done it.

Contacted by the Huffington Post on Monday, a Subway spokesperson denied the sandwich chain was “experimenting with peas” and Sasser soon admitted the photo was a prank—created, apparently, on a budget about equal to the price of a meatball sub:

Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Images via Twitter


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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

While many of the “incredible” animal pictures found online are color-manipulated (if not outright fakes), this photo that shot to the top of Reddit’s /r/pics page on Thursday accurately shows the coloration of the blue-streaked lory.

Native to Indonesia’s Tanimbar and Babar Islands, these particular lorries were photographed at the San Antonio Zoo in 2008.

Image via Twitter


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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

This frightening photo of a jet engine nozzle’s near-miss with a mobile home was similarly popular on Reddit this week and no less real, depicting the debris from a fiery midair collision between an F-16 fighter and a Cessna over Charleston, South Carolina on Tuesday.

While the jet’s pilot was able to safely eject from his plane, the Associated Press reports that two people on board the Cessna were killed.

Image via Twitter


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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Molokini, a partially submerged volcanic crater off the coast of Maui, is very real. This photo, showing Molokini plus a dumb fake star island, is very not.

As the picture below shows, the actual islet is still plenty spectacular, although not nearly as valuable in 2015’s bullshit-dominated viral photo economy.

Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Image via Twitter//h/t @PicPedant

Are Beats Headphones Really Designed To Trick You?

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Are Beats Headphones Really Designed To Trick You?

Last month, Beats by Dre headphones went in for a thorough slagging across the internet, and on this here blog, on the basis of a teardown of the flashy cans. The exercise, conducted by a venture capital outfit called Bolt that focuses on hardware startups, seemed to prove that the headphones were a sham. It turns out that the teardown itself was based on a sham: The headphones were counterfeit. But as revealed by our own teardown of what we’re pretty sure is a legit pair of Beats, Bolt wasn’t wrong about the quality of these devices.

First the backstory: On June 18, a young engineer at Bolt named Avery Louie posted on his company’s blog a teardown of what he thought was an old pair of the Beats by Dre Solo HD headphones. The goal of the post was to reveal some of the secrets to bringing manufacturing costs down. The headphones were cheaply manufactured all right, and if you’re familiar with Beats’ reputation for fragility that shouldn’t be a surprise to you. (I’ll bring you up to speed: They break. Often.)

Louie’s original analysis, though, had one surprising claim: The Solos contained four metal parts that seemed to him to serve no purpose aside from adding bulk to the otherwise cheap plastic design.

I’m one of the writers who seized upon the detail and saw it as an opportunity to rip Beats apart. Look at this deceptive practice! Beats are such garbage that they need extra weight so that people won’t see them for the rubbish they really are! It was an irresistible story. I’ve never been a fan of Beats and it bugs me that an inferior, over-marketed product sells so many units when there are much better headphones to be had for the same price. Before they were replaced by a successor, the Solo2s last fall, the Solo HDs were a blockbuster, moving roughly 2 million units in 2013.

All that on the strength of their fashionable design and their association with a hip hop icon. The brand’s infamous sound tilts toward overpowered bass that erases nuance and detail, not that it matters to anyone who is buying them. A lot of people had gripes with Beats as well, it seems, because posts on the subject exploded—mine is hovering at about one million pageviews right now.

But over the following weeks, as the pageviews climbed, the stories came under closer scrutiny, and some of Louie’s claims started to fall apart. Were those metal parts really only there for weight? Louie had used a discontinued model of the Beats Solo headphones—how did did he get them, and were they even real?

In a followup post published on Wednesday, three weeks after the original teardown, Louie conceded that he had indeed been duped by counterfeit Beats headphones. He conducted a teardown of two additional sets, concluding that counterfeit Beats are nearly impossible to spot without a careful eye. And even more interestingly, the real Beats contained the same weighted pieces as the counterfeited version.

My Teardown

When his post went up, I’d just finished a Beats teardown of my own. I’d seen the claims that Louie’s pair might’ve been fake, and I wanted to see for myself if his conclusions held up. My choice was a matte-black set that certainly looked legit. Since the Solo HDs are discontinued, I was forced to pick amongst third-party sellers on Amazon, many of which list specs that are completely fabricated.

It’s easy enough to figure out how to take Beats apart. There are plenty of tutorials on repair online, and all you need is a $6 set of tiny Stanley screwdrivers to do the job. The screws are mostly Phillips, and using the tiniest flathead in my set I was able to remove the few Torx screws. The flathead also serves as a lovely pry bar for popping apart the snapped together pieces. The toughest part of the disassembly was using a hairdryer to melt the glue that binds the drivers to the ear cups.

Are Beats Headphones Really Designed To Trick You?

Here’s the whole teardown of my probably legitimate Beats by Dre Solo HDs. Shows the heavy metal sizer (1), the decorative joiners (2), and the metal covered drivers (3).

Once disassembled, I called Michael Liang, aka HiFiGuy528, a Beats aficionado who was the first guy to do an unboxing of this very set of headphones in matte-black years ago. He walked me through the tell-tale signs of a fake, and I just couldn’t tell from what he told me if mine were indeed legit. “Some of them are very, very convincing,” he says. Based on Louie’s second analysis, I’m confident I’ve got a real product. Like authentic Beats, the drivers in mine are coated in metal. Also two of controversial metal parts on my headphones are weakly magnetic, which suggests they’re made of steel, whereas the fakes are made of non-magnetic zinc.

The discussion of why Beats are so easy to counterfeit is definitely interesting. But the more intriguing question—the thing I was on a mission to find out—was whether Beats really uses metal purely to add to the weight of its product.

Do Headphones Even Need Metal?

After his initial tear-down of counterfeit Beats, Louie did a follow-up with a legit pair. His conclusion was the same. In fact, he even identified new metal parts in the real pair. But fake or real, he wrote, those metal pieces, accounting for 33 percent of the mass of the product, are “there to add a bit of weight and increase perceived quality with a nice look.” I had torn down my own pair and confirmed the existence of the metal and plastic structure that Louie’s claims were based on. The hefty metal parts were definitely there.

Are Beats Headphones Really Designed To Trick You?

The metal sizers.

But finding out whether they served a functional purpose was more difficult. Are they really only there to add weight and enhance the feel of the headphones? Is that really possible?

Jude Mansilla, proprietor of the giant headphone community Head-Fi, told me that these long, thin metal pieces are a component he colloquially calls the “sizer.” Mansilla explained something surprising: He thinks it makes sense for the sizer to be metal. “If you think about how the force is being applied there, you’ll see that it starts to bend at that part of the headband,” he said. “Doing it with plastic is very hard.”

Probably the biggest proponent of using metal in headphones is Val Kolton, founder of V-Moda, which is a kind of anti-Beats. V-Moda headphones contain almost no plastic and are built to military specifications for durability. He’s very proud of the slick hinge on the XS headphones—the direct competitor to Beats Solos. “It is user-friendly, strong, light-weight and reliable, with a ‘click tactile sound like a luxury lighter,” he told me by email. He wasn’t exaggerating. The click is delightful. Both Kolton and Mansilla seemed to agree—metal is often structurally necessary in headphones, and when it’s used right, it can even delight users.

But Do Beats Need Metal?

So metal is good, but only if you use it properly. Settled. Is Beats using it properly? Does this metal serve a structural purpose? Here’s the crux of Louie’s argument: The metal sizer pieces ultimately attach to a plastic headband. In other words, whatever load they’re able to carry gets passed down the chain to a crappy plastic part, pretty much negating whatever functional purpose they served:

Some might assume that the metal hinges are used for function rather than feel. At first glance this seems reasonable but further disassembly reveals that the metal parts are actually mounted to plastic bosses. Nearly all stress on the metal parts is transferred to these plastic features, which are actually smaller than the beefy metal parts.

I went digging through my headphones for other examples of sizer parts. From a design perspective, the closest Beats analog I could find were the newest version of the Bose noise-canceling headphones that are mainstays of airport lounges everywhere. These headphones have an ultra-thin sizer mechanism that bends so freely I was sure it was plastic. It’s actually a very lightweight metal, which runs from earcup to earcup, serving as the core of the headband’s entire structure.

This perfectly illustrates Louie’s point: Where the Beats sizers have oversized metal hinges that are rendered virtually useless because they’re attached to plastic at a weak joint, the Bose sizers use metal as the central element of the headband structure. (When I asked Bose about its design, the company declined to comment on Beats and pointed me to the 30 utility and design patents on the headphones. Fair enough!)

How about some of the other metal parts Louie identified, like these two small metal joiners?

Are Beats Headphones Really Designed To Trick You?

These exist to join together two pieces of the headband in a low stress spot. The best evidence the component doesn’t need to be metal? The special edition Solo HDs I used for my tear down—which have the matte-black colorway—actually forgo these metal joiners entirely for cheaper lighter plastic. (At first I didn’t believe it, so to make I asked Michael “HiFiMan528” Liang to take apart his headphones to make sure. It is indeed plastic.) Today, the Solo HDs have been replaced by the Solo2s that don’t use this component at all.

Are Beats Headphones Really Designed To Trick You?

The little joiners are plastic on the matte black colorway.

In his new post Louie writes:

The decorative metal pieces in the headband are just that — decorative. They are not used to trap or hold any of the plastic pieces. These metal dividers cover an area where the material changes from hard plastic to softer silicone rubber. Having the two parts right next to each other accentuates color differences created by making the parts out of different materials, which can be particularly hard to match. Engineers often use a separating feature, in this case the metal band, to visually divide two materials.

They’re industrial-design jazz hands!

The gloss is an aesthetic consideration, and along with the weight, it’s a part of the overall emotional experience the headphones are supposed to conjure. You buy these headphones not just because they look good, but also because they feel good when you hold them.

So where does that leave us? The metal sizers, the parts that started this whole investigation, could add structural strength but attach to weak plastic bosses anyways. Meanwhile, the metal of the joiners doesn’t have any purpose beyond improving the look and finish of the headphones.

This confirms what we knew all along going into all of this mess: The headphones place aesthetics above function and quality. We didn’t need a teardown to prove that they’re very expensive devices that break far more often than others. In the end, people like the look of polished plastic—but it feels cheap, and metal is a clear solution to the problem. Even if it doesn’t serve an explicit functional purpose, without it, this wouldn’t feel like $200 worth of headphone.

But that’s the genius of Beats by Dre, which evidently treats its manufacturing as a kind of extension of its marketing: all luster and heft, no substance.

Image by Jim Cooke

Contact Mario Aguilar, the author of this post, at maguilar@gizmodo.com. Follow him on Twitter.

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Misogynist Tantrum Officially Drives Ellen Pao from Reddit

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Misogynist Tantrum Officially Drives Ellen Pao from Reddit

After spending the last few months turning Reddit into a virtual guillotine for its widely despised CEO Ellen Pao, it looks like redditors are finally getting their wish. Ellen Pao is officially stepping down as CEO, and Steve Huffman, co-founder and original CEO, is taking her place.

Speaking to Recode, Pao claimed that the decision to leave her role as interim CEO was a “mutual decision with the board, due in part to different views on growth potential. ‘They had a more aggressive view than I did,’ she said.”

From Recode:

When I asked her directly if she was fired, Pao laughed and said, “Thanks for getting right to the point,” but again underscored she resigned. Reddit board member and Y Combinator head Sam Altman answered more definitively about whether she was ousted: “No.”

The announcement was embargoed to the press (Gawker not included), but apparently, word got about the ousting as early as last night.

At the same time, Y Combinator head Sam Altman made the following post to the Reddit community at large:

Misogynist Tantrum Officially Drives Ellen Pao from Reddit

The real question, though, is whether Reddit users’ vast and unwavering hatred for Pao played a role in this supposed “mutual decision.” Obviously, having a huge number of users regularly comparing the site’s CEO to a variety of genocidal dictators isn’t something that would be tolerated for long. And nearly every unpopular decision the site’s made since Pao came into power has blamed almost entirely on her alone, a phenomenon that seems to have popped up as a direct response to the her former lawsuit against Kleiner Perkins for gender discrimination.http://gawker.com/a-guide-to-the...

All this despite there being very little indication that the various site-wide changes that enraged redditors (implementing anti-harassment guidelines, for one) were directly Pao’s fault. But that hasn’t stopped the site’s users from engaging in a perpetual, vicious virtual witch-hunt, which culminated in over 200,00 signatures on a Change.org petition asking for Pao’s removal. The most recent—and visible—protest on the site itself, though, was the mass revolt this past weekend, when moderators from every major subreddit temporarily turned their respective subs dark, all to protest the ousting of popular AMA coordinator Victoria Taylor.http://gawker.com/reddit-in-chao...

Despite all this, neither Pao nor Y Combinator head Sam Altman would admit that the users’ tantrum contributed to Pao’s dismissal. But that hasn’t stopped the virulent, angry misogynists of the site from celebrating their newfound victory.

The site’s new CEO kind of sort of chided redditors for comparing Pao to Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, and a literal pile of shit (among other things) telling Recode, “It’s okay for Redditers to be angry, but I thought some users crossed the line when it became personal.”

For their part, redditors seem absolutely delighted with themselves.

Misogynist Tantrum Officially Drives Ellen Pao from Reddit

Misogynist Tantrum Officially Drives Ellen Pao from Reddit

Misogynist Tantrum Officially Drives Ellen Pao from Reddit

Misogynist Tantrum Officially Drives Ellen Pao from Reddit

Which is, perhaps, the most depressing part of all.

You can read Ellen Pao’s own letter of resignation letter in full below.

Misogynist Tantrum Officially Drives Ellen Pao from Reddit


Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com.

Who Will Be Taylor Swift's Special Guests in New York This Weekend?

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Who Will Be Taylor Swift's Special Guests in New York This Weekend?

This weekend, two Gawker staff writers who shall go unnamed but who look remarkably like they could be sisters of Cara Delevingne and St. Vincent will attend different Taylor Swift concerts in New York, one on Friday night and one on Saturday night.

It is well documented that Taylor Swift has “lots of friends” that she does not pay to bring out on stage with her during her shows, and that with every city the ante is upped and the special guests become even more special. This weekend, Swift’s shows at the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey will surely be filled with New York’s finest, a veritable who’s who of Swift’s east coast “real New Yawker” squad. They are here to party and they love nothing more than Taylor Swift and bialys and Central Park. Will any of these people be her special guests, do we think?

  • Mayor Bill de Blasio
  • The US Women’s National Team
  • Beyoncé
  • A ghost
  • All the bodega cats that Taylor has personally rescued
  • Woody Allen
  • Ben Affleck in a garter belt
  • The New Yorker editor David Remnick
  • Minions
  • More minions
  • Ah, yes, minions again
  • Bill Cunningham
  • Governor Cuomo and his girlfriend Sandra Lee
  • The cast of SNL
  • Bobby de Niro
  • Mr. Met
  • It’s probably just some models to be honest

Image via Getty. Contact the author at dayna.evans@gawker.com.

NYT: Turns Out Atticus Is a Racist in New Harper Lee Novel

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NYT: Turns Out Atticus Is a Racist in New Harper Lee Novel

Here’s some bad news if you grew up idolizing Atticus Finch, the beloved protagonist of Harper Lee’s 1960 classic To Kill a Mockingbird: Your childhood hero is an awful, Klan-loving racist in Lee’s new novel, Go Set a Watchman, according to the New York Times review.

According to chief book critic Michiko Kakutani, Finch spent the 20-something years between Mockingbird, set in the 1930s, and Watchman transforming into a run-of-the-mill Southern bigot fond of saying things like, “the Negroes down here are still in their childhood as a people” and “Do you want Negroes by the carload in our schools and churches and theaters? Do you want them in our world?”

Finch also denounces the Supreme Court and the NAACP in the new book. From the Times:

The depiction of Atticus in “Watchman” makes for disturbing reading, and for “Mockingbird” fans, it’s especially disorienting. Scout is shocked to find, during her trip home, that her beloved father — who taught her everything she knows about fairness and compassion — has been affiliating with raving anti-integration, anti-black crazies, and the reader shares her horror and confusion. How could the saintly Atticus — described in early sections of the book in much the same terms as he is in “Mockingbird” — suddenly emerge as a bigot? Suggestions about changing times and the polarizing effects of the civil rights movement seem insufficient when it comes to explaining such a radical change, and the reader, like Scout, cannot help but end feeling baffled and distressed.

Part of the reason for the drastic change in Finch’s behavior could be because, as the Times notes, Watchman was basically an early, rejected draft of what eventually became Mockingbird. Many have also questioned whether Lee, who is 89, would have published the book at all if she were in better health. http://gawker.com/how-unauthoriz...


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Barack Obama Uses Too Many Big Words For Baby Man Jeb Bush

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Barack Obama Uses Too Many Big Words For Baby Man Jeb Bush

In the same interview with the New Hampshire Union Leader during which he declared that Americans aren’t working long enough hours, Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush also said that President Barack Obama uses too many big words.

Speaking on what he perceives to be the Obama administration’s foreign policy missteps, Bush said:

You don’t have to be the world’s policeman, but we have to be the world’s leader—and there’s a huge difference. This guy, this president and Secretary Clinton and Secretary Kerry. when someone disagrees with their nuanced approach—where it’s all kind of so sophisticated it makes no sense, you know what I’m saying? Big-syllable words and lots of fancy conferences and meetings—but we’re not leading, that creates chaos, it creates a more dangerous world.

Bush went on to blame the perceived distance between the White House and the Israeli government on Obama not having a good personal relationship with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. “You don’t have to have a good relationship with your counter-party, you have to recognize the security importance of that relationship is not just for us and Israel, it’s for the Middle East.”

So, which is it? Is Obama an overly cerebral professor-president or a petulant child?

Meanwhile, on the economy:

“My aspirations for the country, and I believe we can achieve it, is for 4 percent growth as far as the eye can see,” Bush said. “Which means we have to be a lot more productive. Workforce participation has to rise from its all-time modern lows. It means that people need to work longer hours and through their productivity gain more income for their families. That’s the only way we are going to get out of this rut that we’re in.”

And on market-based solutions to problems emerging as a result of climate change:

“Ultimately,” he said, “there’s going to be a person in a garage somewhere that’s going to come up with a disruptive technology that’s going to solve these problems and I think markets need to be respected in this regard.”

Inspiring stuff!


Photo credit: AP Images. H/T National Memo. Contact the author of this post: brendan.oconnor@gawker.com.

Star Wars Just Pulled Off The Ultimate Comic-Con Mic Drop

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Star Wars Just Pulled Off The Ultimate Comic-Con Mic Drop

Fireworks, lightsabers, Harrison Ford, and that wasn’t even the panel. Yes, Friday night Lucasfilm and Star Wars did their best to drop the mic on what a San Diego Comic-Con event could possibly be. They threw a free concert for 6,000 fans who had already seen a kick-ass presentation.

We liveblogged the Star Wars: The Force Awakens panel here, and it contained several new pieces of news about the film (Domhnall Gleeson’s character is named General Hux, he works on Starkiller Base, Simon Pegg is an alien, etc.) as well as a chill-inducing behind-the-scenes video. But that was just the start of an unforgettable evening for Star Wars fans.

As the panel ended, director J.J. Abrams said there was one more star of the Star Wars films they wanted to talk about: The music. He explained that every single person in Hall H was invited to a Star Wars concert, right now. Then, somehow someway, 6000 people quietly filed out of Hall H and calmly walked about a half mile to the San Diego Symphony in the Marina behind the convention center.

Star Wars Just Pulled Off The Ultimate Comic-Con Mic Drop

It was a happy, excited crowd who lumbered slowly to the venue along a well-organized path laid out by some of San Diego’s finest. Along the way, several dark SUV’s holding the cast of Star Wars: The Force Awakens drove by, most of which remained closed. Some didn’t though. Daisy Ridley joyously popped her head out the window at fans and screamed. Mark Hamill reportedly gave high-fives as well.

Upon arriving at the venue, fans were directed to tables where they were each given a free Hasbro light up lightsaber in their choice of colors: red, blue or green. I grabbed mine and headed to my seat amongst the mass of fans posing, laughing, buying concessions and more.

A DJ played Top 40 tracks as the venue filled and the sun slowly set over the San Diego Marina. Just as it got dark, Abrams and Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy took the stage. They thanked everyone for being so “professional” about the walk and brought out each member of the cast who attended the panel. Fans waved their lightsavers in unison, chanting for each of them. The cast too had their own lightsabers and waved them at the audience. John Boyega even ran out and slapped sabers with the front row and Harrison Ford pretended to use his as a cane.

Star Wars Just Pulled Off The Ultimate Comic-Con Mic Drop

After taking some photos, the cast left and the show was about to begin. But first a video. It was John Williams, the legendary composer of every live-action Star Wars score, who apologized he couldn’t be there. He said he’s busy working on the new score but selected a few of his favorite tracks for the San Diego Symphony to play.

And play them they did. It was your standard greatest hits of the Star Wars universe. Things kicked off with the Imperial March, went into the Astroid Field, Anakin’s Theme from the prequels, the Ewoks theme and, of course, the Love Theme. There were a few classics missing, but it was a solid selection, all set to a unique montage of clips from the first six films.

It was then, after a great panel, surprise and concert, that things got turned up a notch. They played a video to thank the fans who continue to celebrate Star Wars at Comic-Con every year, comprised of movie clips and vintage Star Wars Comic-Con footage. As it ended, the first few notes of the iconic Star Wars theme kicked in.

As those first few notes hit, something else hit too: a barge full of fireworks in the marina — timed with John Williams score. The crowd exploded with exuberance. They say the Force flows through you, but it was joy flowing through everyone at that moment. I heard grown men lose their minds all around me as the explosions and music blended in perfect harmony. This went on for a good five minutes until, alas, the hour or so long event came to an end.

Comic-Con is all about spectacle. Raising the bar against your competitors and creating an experience people never forget. Something they will forever associate with their movie. And, this year at Comic-Con, Star Wars did that and more. They took the bar set by other studios in the past and blew it away like the Death Star. Footage and news are one thing, an experience is another and Star Wars provided an experience unlike any Comic-Con had ever seen.

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