Above is a five-minute clip reel of many of the things that aired on TV this year that made me almost pee myself. These are over-the-top and entirely out of context, so if you want a little more background, you can check out the original posts (or, in the few cases that a clip was not yet posted on this site, the source material). Full list follows:
- Oprah Is More Batshit Insane Than Ever: My Favorite Things About Oprah's Favorite Things 2012
- Kathie Lee Dropped a Puppy on His Head on Live TV Today
- "Mandy Patinkin, Holla," Is the New Angelina Jolie's Leg
- Here's a Woman With a Phobia of Mayonnaise
- ‘Hi, I'm Jay-Z's Sister,' Says Insane Woman on the News
- Courtney Stodden apparently idolizes Erin Brockovich...
- God Shoots Guns, Eats Raw Lamb, Hangs with Dwarfs, Appears on Reality TV
- RuPaul's Drag Race 4 - Episode 1: RuPocalypse Now!
- Eastbound & Down - Season 3, Episode 5
- Toddlers & Tiaras Explained in Fewer Than Five Seconds
- Here's the TV Episode About 8-Year-Old ‘Topless Showgirls' Yanked Off the Air
- Here Is the Woman with the World's Largest Natural Breasts
- Hattie Is a 76-Year-Old Cougar, and This Is Her Manifesto
- The Best of Millie Jackson on Unsung
- Oprah's Next Chapter: Justin Bieber
- A Woman Peed on a Man on MTV UK This Week (NSFW)
- It Could Be Worse - You Could Have a 160 Lb. Scrotum
- Doing Gay Porn Doesn't Make Reese Rideout Gay, But It Does Make His Wife Look Miserable
- Here Is a Man Who Has Romantic Relationships with Balloons
- Showtime's Polyamory Is Trashy, Profound and the Best Reality Show on TV
- Barbara Walters Is the Most Fascinating Person of The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2012, Especially When She Says "Fahts"
- Abby & Brittany In Unison
- "Everybody's a Little Gay": Here Comes Honey Boo Boo [and Basketball Wives L.A.] and Acceptance
- What Honey Boo Boo Child Is and Why You Should Care: A Guide to Reality TV's Trashiest Sensation
- Made - Season 12, Episode 28: Drag Queen
- American Music Awards: EDM Is ‘The Hottest New Thing in Music'
- Reboot of Philly-Area Teen Dance Show Is Perfectly, Thrillingly Awkward
- Big Tiny
- Maya Rudolph and the Roots Performing Prince's "Darling Nikki" Was the Best Thing on TV Last Night
- Breaking Bad: Over the Top and Loving It
- Oh God Jennifer Holliday What Are You Doing
- LeAnn Rimes Was a Mess on Last Night's X Factor
- Bratty or Subversive?: Honey Boo Boo Derails TV Interview Again
- Basketball Wives: Season 4, Episode 12
- Here Are the Highlights of Lindsay Lohan's Atrocious Acting in Liz & Dick
- The View
- Big Brother Is Full of Xanax Enthusiasts
- GT…FO: Jersey Shore Is Gasping Its Final Breaths
- Extreme Cheapskates: Woman Serves Friends Trash-Picked Dinner, Triumphs as an Individual
- Goodbye, Glitzy: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo as Tearjerker