Hillary Clinton, who has been known to move her limbs in accordance with strategically timed patterns of sounds in the past
His hands say “time to party,” while his face says “I welcome you, sweet death.”
No need to look at your partner when the beautiful light inside has already dimmed.
Overall, a beautiful evening for a combination birthday party/taste of eventual and everlasting hell. Our best wishes to the happy couple.
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