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God to Delta: "Fuck Delta"

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God to Delta: "Fuck Delta"

On Tuesday, our Father in Heaven once again demonstrated his passionate opinions about #brands, smiting a Delta 737 as it waited for takeoff at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Airport.

Speaking to CNN, Delta spokesperson Morgan Durrant confirmed that the plane suffered the wrath of our almighty creator, but said no one on board was injured by the fiery manifestation of God’s rage.

“Aircraft design allows lightning bolts to be safely redirected,” Durrant told the news network.

Even the most sophisticated airline, however, will never escape His judgement.

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