In one of the most simultaneously bleak and fawning ten minutes of television I have ever seen, former candidate for Vice President of the United States and current off-brand Fox News (OAN) personality Sarah Palin interviewed everyone’s favorite screaming steamed carrot, Donald Trump.
The interview consisted of a lot of Sarah Palin referring to Trump as “The Donald,” a lot of Donald Trump sitting in the foodcourt of your local mall, and a lot of softball questions asked in doe-eyed, glistening tones. In other words, it was exactly what you would expect of an interview between a belligerent media-magnet and a former punchline clinging to relevancy. I do not recommend enduring it by any means.
But! If you just can’t pass up the opportunity to wallow in communal misery, there were a few “highlights.”
Here is Sarah Palin asking Donald Trump how he got so big and strong.
And here is Donald Trump appearing (more) visibly uncomfortable (than usual) as he says, “You know me—I love the bible. I’m Protestant. I’m Presbyterian.”
You can watch the ten-minute interview in full above, or if you’d prefer something more to the point, absolutely any video of a public handjob.
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