“That was shrinkage for me,” said Justin Bieber, confirming the fact that, despite media reports, he remains a nightmare human.
Speaking on the recent paparazzi photos
“My first thing was like, how can they do this?” he said. “Like, I feel super violated. Like, I feel like I can’t step outside and feel like I can go outside naked.”
He’s not the first man with the last name Bieber to comment on the photos. In a move that was equally abhorrent as his son’s comment, Justin Bieber’s father Jeremy gave his vomitous input last week, writing in a now-deleted tweet:
@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy
Everything here is bad.
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