The fiscal cliff has been avoided, and here's the best news: it means the end of fiscal cliff parody accounts! Assuming you're sane, you weren't following any of these accounts, anyway. But let's roll the montage of "greatest hits" so we never forget how creatively empty and unfunny Twitter is at its worse.
@TheFiscalCliff: May 4, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
Hi everyone.Hope you're ready for me.
— Fiscal Cliff (@TheFiscalCliff) May 4, 2012
i got it RT @mcatwellons: @reformedbroker better snag that twitter handle asap.
— Fiscal Cliff (@TheFiscalCliff) October 12, 2012
@MrFiscalCliff: Nov. 7, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
I don't always wreak havoc on the U.S. economy, but when I do, I prefer it to be with the most partisan bickering possible. #FiscalCliff
— Fiscal Cliff (@MrFiscalCliff) November 9, 2012
Anyone know the weather forecast D.C. for this week?Can't decide whether or not to bring the raincoat.#FiscalCliffisComingtoTown
— Fiscal Cliff (@MrFiscalCliff) December 31, 2012
@TheFiscalCliff1: Nov. 7, 2012 - Jan, 1. 2013
I'm so excited for President Obama. He keeps printing money and make me bigger and more dangerous each passing year :)
— The Fiscal Cliff (@TheFiscalCliff1) December 7, 2012
Let's print more money to avoid this pesky #FiscalCliff. What could go wrong lol? Money is just paper people c'mon get with it! #tcot #p2
— The Fiscal Cliff (@TheFiscalCliff1) November 17, 2012
Susan Rice would make sure the #FiscalCliff would hit swiftly and powerfully, not just economically but militarily also :) #caring
— The Fiscal Cliff (@TheFiscalCliff1) November 14, 2012
@CliffFiscal: Nov. 7, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
The ladies say, "Oh Cliff, you are so big and bad.How could Congress ever hope to tame you?"And you know what?They're right.
— Tim Collins (@CliffFiscal) November 9, 2012
Cliff Fiscal says, "You may have drawn a line in the sand Mr. President, but it is MY beach."
— Tim Collins (@CliffFiscal) November 9, 2012
@FiscalCliffHuxt: Nov. 9, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
If congressional leaders and POTUS could just meet over some Jell O brand puddings, we'll solve this cliff issue no prob #fiscalcliff
— FiscalCliff Huxtable (@FiscalCliffHuxt) November 9, 2012
You know what will get congressional leaders to agree to a compromise? Bar B Que #FiscalCliff
— FiscalCliff Huxtable (@FiscalCliffHuxt) November 10, 2012
@overCliffFiscal: Nov. 10, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
Petratreus affair shoud fall under dont ask do tell in your bio about the affair
— Cliff Fiscal (@overCliffFiscal) November 10, 2012
Obama concedes that Romney is electorally bankrupt after the election.
— Cliff Fiscal (@overCliffFiscal) November 10, 2012
@RealFCliff: Nov. 12, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
I'm fiscal.. and you know it.
— Fiscal Cliff (@realFCliff) November 30, 2012
Got wingsuit?
— Fiscal Cliff (@realFCliff) December 28, 2012
Happy lose your job New Year!
— Fiscal Cliff (@realFCliff) January 1, 2013
@FisclClifClavin: Nov. 12, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
The Austrian School is actually a product of the barter economy used by its penal system expansion in the late 18th century
— FiscalCliff Clavin (@FisclClifClavin) November 12, 2012
@Clifford_Fiscal: Nov. 13, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
Hi I'm Clifford Fiscal, aka Fiscal Cliff. There has been a lot of chatter about me lately. Bottom line: I will crush economic growth in 2013
— Fiscal Cliff (@Clifford_Fiscal) November 13, 2012
#FiscalCliff - I will raise your taxes. I will I won't just raise your taxes, but I will stymie economic growth in 2013.
— Fiscal Cliff (@Clifford_Fiscal) November 13, 2012
@FiscallyCliff: Nov. 13, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
I just found 20 smackers back there in the pool room, & to celebrate my good fortune, I'm going to buy a round a drinks for all my friends!
— Fiscal Cliff (@FiscallyCliff) November 13, 2012
@Mr_Fiscal_Cliff: Nov. 14, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
It's a little known fact that the "Fiscal Cliff" was a term invented by the Peloponnesians during WWII.
— Cliff Fiscal (@Mr_Fiscal_Cliff) November 14, 2012
Little known fact: Ma makes great beans & rice. MT@davidgregory Senator Lindsey Graham will join me on MTP Sun.-more on Libya and Susan Rice
— Cliff Fiscal (@Mr_Fiscal_Cliff) November 14, 2012
@FiscalCliffCla1: Nov. 28, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
I'm tired of everybody complaining about how bad the economy is. I'm very fiscally fit. #fiscalcliff
— Fiscal Cliff (@FscalCliff) November 28, 2012
@FiCliffHuxtable: Nov. 29, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
#FiscalCliff could trigger recession?A zibbity zib zabity jello pudding!
— Fiscal Cliff Huxtble (@FiCliffHuxtable) November 30, 2012
Last time we hit the #fiscalCliff, Theo couldn't afford a new Gordon Gartrell shirt
— Fiscal Cliff Huxtble (@FiCliffHuxtable) November 30, 2012
@iamfiscalcliff: Nov. 29, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
Today Lindsay Lohan tried to drive off me. #fiscalcliff #lohan
— fiscal cliff (@iamfiscalcliff) November 30, 2012
I've got next weeks "homeland" somewhere on me #cliffhanger
— fiscal cliff (@iamfiscalcliff) November 30, 2012
@fiscalCee: Dec. 7, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
#FiscalCliffDrinkingGameWatch a newscast—drink when they say my name—"Fiscal Cliff". You'll be blind drunk in no time
— Cliff Fiscal (@fiscalCee) December 7, 2012
@danieltosh Fiscal Cliff here—just started tweeting. It's time I broke my silence. I'm not such a bad guy—can I get a RT?
— Cliff Fiscal (@fiscalCee) December 7, 2012
@FiscalCliph: Dec. 12, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
Man, people blame me for everything. I bet they'll tie me to Global Warming and apartheid before long.
— Fiscal Cliff (@FiscalCliph) December 12, 2012
Where are Thelma and Louise when I need them?Ladies, let's ride!
— Fiscal Cliff (@FiscalCliph) December 14, 2012
Money Nut Cheerios #ObamaBreakfastCereals
— Fiscal Cliff (@FiscalCliph) December 18, 2012
@fiscalcliffc: Dec. 15, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
Boehner is to White House as Gary's Old Towne Tavern was to Cheers.
— Fiscal Cliff Clavin (@fiscalcliffc) December 15, 2012
@FCliff2013: Dec. 28, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
I'm making my list and checking it twice. Fortunately, it's an easy one. It includes every man, woman, child, and everyone in-between.
— Fiscal Cliff (@FCliff2013) December 29, 2012
That sucking sound you're hearing is formerly known as your disposable income. It's mine now.
— Fiscal Cliff (@FCliff2013) December 31, 2012
@FiscalCliffJr: Dec. 28, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
Whoa there Obamer!I said I got your money, I just don't have it on me right now.#fiscalcliff
— Fiscal, Cliff (@FiscalCliffJr) December 29, 2012
Having my financial affairs made public is very embarrassing. I can explain some of those Asian website credit card charges in private.
— Fiscal, Cliff (@FiscalCliffJr) December 31, 2012
If everybody wakes up and half their money is gone don't look at me.
— Fiscal, Cliff (@FiscalCliffJr) December 31, 2012
@FsclCliffClavin: Dec. 31, 2012 - Jan. 1, 2013
#LittleKnownFact: Dee, ahh, current tax rates der, will be extentuated for all wage earners making below 400 grand...
— Fiscal Cliff Clavin (@FsclCliffClavin) January 1, 2013
Dat includes beeah drinkahs,postmen, and former ballplayers, der Sammy.
— Fiscal Cliff Clavin (@FsclCliffClavin) January 1, 2013