How about David Lynch? Or mumblecore pioneer Joe Swanberg? Or self-made-weirdo-slash-spoon-aficionado Tommy Wiseau?
The bad news is that Kathryn Bigelow's cult 1991 action flick Point Break is probably getting a very unnecessary remake.
The good news is that this terrible idea has allowed filmmaker Patrick Willems ("the Terrence Malick of YouTube") to imagine what that remake might look like if helmed by some of the best cult directors in offbeat cinema today.
And just like that you're suddenly wishing at least one of these were real.
[H/T: Bleeding Cool]