Potential spoilers ahead: If you've already read the dead-wood edition of A Song of Ice and Fire, then you knew that carnage was coming on last night's episode of HBO's Game of Thrones.
If you've only been watching the show, then you had absolutely no clue that you were about to lose your fucking shit
Fortunately, your book-reading friends did, and they were more than happy to record you going apeshit at the exact moment you joined them in the realization that George R. R. Martin will certainly be around to finish this book series because he is keeping himself alive by bathing in the tears of his fans.
[H/T: Reddit]