Paula Deen Fans, Like Butter, Are Melting Down on Facebook

Food Network has just announced it will not renew Paula Deen's contract when it expires at the end of the month. Some Paula Deen fans cannot believe this, for who among us hasn't fantasized about dressing our employees up like Antebellum slaves at one time or another? Many of them have taken to the channel's Facebook page to express their frothy outrage.

Here is what happens when you take away America's butterwitch:

Some people request that Food Network executives fire the President of the United States:

Some people point out that nobody is perfect!!!!!! [A/N: Her surname is spelled "D-E-E-N"]

Some people reveal themselves as scholars of history:

Some people will NO LONGER BE WATCHING EVERYDAY ITALIAN ON DEMAND WHILE EATING CEREAL:

Some people love grilled zucchini casserole :)

Some people act like they don't get it, but they get it:

Some people stand up for "every single white person in America" by railing against BlackPeopleMeet.com:

However, it's important to note that not everyone is mad at Food Network's decision to burn Paula Deen. Some people have found that tart too sexy for some time:

For additional righteous fury (and weird sex stuff), keep refreshing the Food Network Facebook page.