No, but now you'll never need to: serial tech investor Brad Feld and his wife, Amy Batchelor, co-penned a self-help book titled Startup Life: Surviving and Thriving in a Relationship with an Entrepreneur. This is a problem most of us hope to never confront head-on, but just in case, here's what the fucking is like:
It turns out, Feld loves as he lives, with smooth sheets soaked in metrics, quantitative patterns, and predictive analysis.
Nothing gets a penis or vagina ready to collide into another one like "objective information." Really, none of the following words should ever appear in a discussion of healthy sex:
- Spreadsheet
- Data
- Forestall
- Frequency
- Forestall
- Tiny
- Incremental
- Cumulative
- Patterns
- "Blank piece of paper"
It's really a shame to be collecting data about your fuck habits, no matter what, be you an "entrepreneur" or a house painter. But the notion that deeply intimate information is both ripe for analysis