Upping Miss South Carolina Teen USA in the incomprehensible beauty pageant question response department is no easy task, but last night during the Miss Universe competition, Miss Venezuela gave it her best shot.
And dammit if she didn't out-awk cringe-master Caitlin Upton.
Asked — by a Spanish translator mind you — which new law she would make if she could and why, Irene Sofia Esser Quintero decided for a reason as indecipherable as her reply to answer the question in English.
What followed was by far the most memorable response of the night, if not the most intelligible.
Luckily for Ms. Esser, being able to speak coherently about matters of jurisprudence doesn't matter that much in these things, so she was still crowned the contest's second runner-up.
[H/T: Guyism]