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Easter Egg Hunt at Seattle Zoo Turns Into Bloody Brawl Between Moms
Easter. A time associated with family, church, and, if you're lucky, a day off from work. But what Christ-honoring holiday would be complete without a bloody brawl between overly competitive mothers...
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Dad Shoots Family Dog, Slices Open Its Stomach to Retrieve Son's Finger
When Luis Brignoni, a 41-year-old Florida Man, heard screams from his backyard, he went outside to discover a terrible scene: his 11-year-old son, Fernando, screaming and bloody-handed as his older...
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North Korea Restarts Nuclear Reactor as U.S. Moves Destroyer Into Region
Declaring that North Korea's "nuclear armed forces represent the nation's life which can never be abandoned as long as the imperialists and nuclear threats exist on earth," Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un...
View ArticleWatch America's Jon Stewart Passionately Defend 'Egypt's Jon Stewart,'...
Bassem Youssef, the Egyptian TV host and satirist known as "Egypt's Jon Stewart," was arrested over the weekend for insulting President Mohamed Morsi and Islam. America's Jon Stewart, who's had...
View ArticleCaught on Camera: Woman Nearly Run Over by Train After Jumping Onto Tracks to...
Footage posted to YouTube late last week shows a Brazilian woman being pulled out of the way of an oncoming train at quite literally the very last second. According to local reports, the incident took...
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New York State Senator and City Councilman Arrested for Trying to Rig Mayor's...
New York State Senator Malcolm A. Smith and City Councilman Daniel J. Halloran were arrested early this morning on charges of trying to rig the New York City mayoral race. The two men were among...
View ArticleInept Purse Snatcher Manages to Escape Despite Running Into Glass Door,...
An attempt to make a clean getaway turned into a scene right out of a screwball comedy for one Australia thief who slammed into a glass door on his way out of a shopping mall in Perth. "He made a...
View ArticlePat Robertson Blames Ivy League Schools for Lack of Miracles in America
It may have been April 1st yesterday, but televangelist Pat Robertson wasn't kidding when he told a viewer that Americans aren't experiencing God's miracles because they are too "sophisticated." Why...
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Asshole Cablevision Boss Jimmy Dolan Fires Security Guard Who Doesn't...
Are you telling me you don't know who I am? That's a sentence that always goes over well. Filled with humility, sympathy for your fellow human, eschewing vanity, beaming with a deep awareness of your...
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Waffle House Employee Faces a Year in Jail for Criminally Stupid April Fools...
Police in Hampton, Virginia, spent hours investigating an early-morning report of a robbery at a local Waffle House, sending out officers to do a door-to-door neighborhood canvas, sweeping the scene...
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Heidi Klum's Son and His Nannies Were Almost Swept Away by the Ocean This...
Today in normal stories to which everyone can relate: supermodel Heidi Klum and her bodyguard boyfriend spent Easter Sunday performing an ocean rescue operation after Klum's seven-year-old son Henry...
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Tree Returns Fire on Man Who Used It for Target Practice
A man in Iowa is currently in hospital recovering from an injury he sustained after a tree he was using for target practice fired back at him. According to initial reports, 27-year-old Logan Bunn was...
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The Saga of Dan Halloran, the First Atheling of Theodish New Normandy, Who...
Lost today amidst the news that New York State Senator Malcolm Smith, the state's first black senate leader, had been arrested on bribery charges was the fact that his Republican co-conspirator, Dan...
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April Fools Joke Comes to Life As Airline Starts Charging Passengers Based on...
Samoa Air had more than few people reaching for the calendar this morning to check if April Fools' Day had been extended after the company announced plans to ditch the standard pay-per-seat model in...
View ArticleMichelle Shocked on Supposedly Anti-Gay Rant: ‘I Didn’t Know What I Was...
Endlessly malfunctioning pop cultural disaster Michelle Shocked appeared on last night's Piers Morgan Live to clarify last month's seemingly anti-gay babble that pushed her into the spotlight like...
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School Suspends Student for Writing YOLO on Test, Tweeting It to School...
"I was being a high school kid getting on Twitter," Texas high school student Kyron Birdine said in his defense after being suspended for tweeting out a photo of a state-mandated standardized test...
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Document Shows John Travolta Paid at Least $84,000 Last Year Over Sexual...
Butt-chinned actor John Travolta faced a messy litany of sexual charges last year, accusations that varied in size, shape, and credibility. Most famously, there were the two John Doe masseurs, a pair...
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Popular Florida Radio Hosts Suspended After Childish April Fools Joke Lands...
A pair of popular morning show hosts from a Southwest Florida radio station have been suspended indefinitely following an April Fools' Day joke that the station's General Manager believes crossed a...
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Was Biggie Lying about Being From Bed-Stuy?
Fans of Biggie will remember that the late but relentlessly beloved rap icon often remarked on his hardscrabble younger years in Brooklyn's Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood, where he grew up in an...
View ArticleSon Fakes Heroin Addiction to Freak Mom Out for April Fools; Mom Freaks Son...
YouTube prankster Vitaly Zdorovetskiy — he of the incredibly ill-advised "Miami Zombie Attack Prank" and that nasty BangBros porn (NSFW) where he desperately tried to get it up but couldn't — is back...
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