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Old School Inspired Kidnapping Prank Prompts NYPD Manhunt, Helicopters, Real...
The thing about reenacting a movie trope in real life, is that real life consequences will follow. Always. Because it's not a movie. Gravity, judgement, debt, concerned witnesses, police,...
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Norwegian Schools Reschedule Midterms to Accommodate Students with Tickets to...
In anticipation of the chaos that will likely ensue when Justin Bieber returns to Norway later this month, several schools in the country have preemptively rescheduled midterm exams citing fears that...
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'Seeing the Bully Finally Meet His Demise is Just Sad'—Michael Arrington's...
Facebook hasn't been kind to Facebook investor and TechCrunch founder Michael Arrington lately. The notorious tech thug was accused by his ex-girlfriend Jenn Allen of physical abuse and death threats...
View ArticleTennessee Woman Jokingly Tells Sister She Murdered Her Husband; Sister...
Okay, okay, last one. But it's a good'un. A Kingsport, Tennessee woman who prides herself on pulling April Fools' Day jokes "all the time" went a shade too far when she told her sister she had...
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Internet Catches Idiot Subway Mugger Who Wore His Frat Sweats to the Crime
Lifehack for robbers: don't wear a sweatshirt emblazoned with your fraternity's name, and your pledge name, when you mug someone. And if you do, hope that video of the crime never gets posted online....
View ArticleFormer Friend of Michael Arrington Says He's Heard Abuse Allegations Before:...
The Silicon Valley tech press has been largely silent on the serious allegations of rape and physical abuse leveled against TechCrunch founder Mike Arrington by his ex-girlfriend Jenn Allen. But a...
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Space Auction: You Can Buy Buzz Aldrin's Toothbrush or An Armrest That Has...
The bidding started at $9,000 for an already used toothbrush formerly wielded by one Buzz Aldrin while in space. The auction house selling a variety of space-related memorabilia estimates that prices...
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Accursed Shit-Scabbed Hell Cruise Breaks Loose from Dock in Search of More...
Avast! Hell cruise Triumph, the Carnival cruise ship that slowly transformed into a shit-encrusted Gulf of Mexico prison two months ago when an engine fire knocked out its electricity and plumbing, has...
View Article'Man Screaming for Help' Who Prompted Call to Cops Turns Out to Be a Goat...
Deputies in Putnam Country, Tennessee, who were called to investigate reports of someone crying for help were relieved to find that the source of the screams was just a goat tied to a fence. "We could...
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Man Sues the City of Phoenix over Penis Doodles and Vagina Pasta
This is a lawsuit over penis doodles and vagina pasta. No, really. This is a lawsuit over penis doodles and a piece of vagina pasta. Not a whole buffet of vagina pasta, not an entire meal of vagina...
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Huey Lewis and Weird Al Reenact Classic American Psycho Scene in Honor of...
Huey Lewis and the News' breakthrough album Sports turns 30 this year. And what better way to celebrate that milestone than to have Huey Lewis and Weird Al Yankovic reenact the infamous murder scene...
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Postcards from Prison: 8 Adorable Images of Justin Bieber's Monkey Under...
Last week, the headmaster's nephew Justin Bieber flew to Munich to put on a few performances as part of his world tour. He brought almost all the important things with him: his shoe, his passport, his...
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A Stupid Death in a Stupid War: Remembering Michael Kelly
Ten years ago today, somewhere south of Baghdad, the editor and columnist Michael Kelly became the first journalist to die in the invasion of Iraq. His Humvee, reportedly under fire, went off the road...
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Paramount Gives Moviegoer His Money Back After He Complains About Misleading...
A New Zealand man who felt ripped off after learning that a scene from the trailer for the film Jack Reacher was not in the final film complained to the country's Advertising Standards Authority,...
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3.9 Tons of Pot Discovered During Routine Traffic Stop in Texas
When a Texas Highway Patrol trooper pulled over a gas tanker as part of a routine stop for commercial vehicles, it's probably safe to assume the trooper expected the ordeal to pass without incident....
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U.S. Embassy in Cairo Deletes Twitter Account After Linking to Daily Show Clip
The U.S. Embassy in Cairo could use a good social media editor after two disastrous days on Twitter. The embassy's problems began Tuesday, when they (or whoever is in charge of their Twitter account)...
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Former Shoe Salesman Arrested for Trying to Cut Off Ex-Girlfriend's Toe Two...
That headline says it all, really. But in case you want to know more: In early February, Daniel Anaya, a former shoe salesman in Santa Fe, New Mexico, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault...
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RichieLeaks: Massive Document Dump Exposes Identities of Anonymous Offshore...
If you're a rich person hiding your money from the taxman on a tiny island nation, you'd better call your bank. (Also: fuck you.) A massive trove of documents has exposed the offshore holdings of...
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Arrested Development Season Four Premiere Date Announced; Episode Count...
They took their sweet time for sure, but Netflix has finally graced fans of Arrested Development with the final official for real debut date of the show's impossibly anticipated fourth season: Sunday,...
View ArticleHere's the First Trailer for Nicolas Winding Refn's Only God Forgives...
Only God Forgives isn't a sequel to Drive, but it could just as well be. It was directed by Nicolas Winding Refn, stars Ryan Gosling, and, from the looks of this red band (read: slightly NSFW),...
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