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Here's Secret Video of Mitch McConnell Talking About Attacking Ashley Judd's...
How freaked out was Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) about a possible election challenge from movie star Ashley Judd? So freaked that in February he assembled a secret meeting of advisors...
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Former Vice Mayor of Tennessee Town Accused of Terrorizing Dozens of Women...
William Blakely, former Vice-Mayor of Mount Carmel, Tennessee, was accused in court yesterday of having a long-running streak of reckless driving incidents that stem from a penchant for sticking his...
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Florida Man Steals Truck Carrying $75,000 in Campbell's Soup, Has Brief...
Take heart, German Nutella highway pirates: You are not alone. Florida state troopers arrested a 51-year-old Orlando man Monday for commandeering a tractor-trailer full of soup bound for a supermarket...
View ArticleSmart Cat Figures Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Practice Its Jazz Hands
It was really only a matter of time before cats stopped being frightened of their own reflections and moved on to the next stage: Spending all day in front of the mirror practicing their Jazz Hands....
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The French President's Camel Was 'Eaten in Mali'
"Which camel, Monsieur Président? Oh, that camel? Ah, yes. We ate it." Usually, a sheepish "Oh, sorry, I ate that" response comes from peckish roommates, siblings who didn't know that was "yours," or...
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Chinese Man Requires Emergency Surgery After the Swamp Eel He Stuck Up His...
A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt. She just had to blog about it. Story goes that the...
View ArticleFox and Friends: We Should Make Congress Take IQ Tests To Make Sure They Know...
Working off of this column in the New York Post that suggests we should make members of congress take IQ tests—tests which, according to this guy, will quiz people on their knowledge of guns— the gang...
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Ringling Bros. Elephant Shot in Mississippi Drive-By
We may never know if the person who fired his gun into the BancorpSouth Arena parking lot in Tupelo, Mississippi at 2 a.m. Tuesday morning intended to hit the circus elephant traveling there while on...
View Article'Very, Very Clever' Raccoon Does a Daring Tightrope Walk Across Phone and...
There is so much to like about this video: The very, very clever raccoon navigating his way across a makeshift two-rope bridge like a furry James Bond; the Toronto housewife providing National...
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Here Are the Top Pornos Downloaded in the Vatican
Once you've seen the Sistine Chapel six or seven times, life in Vatican City can get a bit... boring (we imagine). So what else is there to do? According an analysis by TorrentFreak and Scaneye:...
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Deadly Earthquake in Iran Has Killed 30, Injured 800
A 6.3 magnitude earthquake in southwest Iran's Bushehr province has already killed 30 people and injured 800. Though the earthquake occurred 60 miles to the south of Iran's only nuclear power station,...
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Marine Refuses to Lend Military the American Flag That Covered Saddam's Statue
Ten years ago today, TV carried one of the most iconic, if stage-managed and misremembered, images of the invasion of Iraq: Moments before toppling the statue of Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein in...
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Worst Guard Dog Ever Leaves Home with Burglar While Owners Look On
The only thing stolen during a recent home invasion was the family dog, an East Wenatchee, Washington, couple told police. According to a police department spokesman, the burglar broke into the...
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Nova Scotia Teen Commits Suicide After Rape, Bullying
Rehtaeh Parsons, a 17-year-old from Nova Scotia, died this past Sunday in a hospital, after attempting suicide on Thursday. Her mother stated that a rape in 2011 and subsequent bullying led to her...
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Twelve Wounded in Texas Community College Stabbing, Suspect Detained
The sheriff's deputies in Harris County, Texas are reporting that at least twelve people were wounded in a stabbing incident at Lone Star College just before noon, local time. A suspect as been...
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President of Malawi Says Madonna 'Just Came Unannounced...and Made Poor...
Last Monday, Madonna arrived in Malawi a VIP. Last Saturday, she left the country with her VIP status revoked. She and the first female president of Malawi are having a real bitch-off. The Madonna...
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Dumpster Diver Who Found $20k in Recycled Book Giving Rightful Owner One More...
After giving the owner of a book containing $20,000 five months to claim his treasure, the Massachusetts man who found it in the trash says he's willing to wait one more month. But then he plans to...
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A 'Big Brother'-Esque Snooping Program Tells Professors When Students Skip...
What the internet giveth, the internet also taketh away. Thanks to a sneaky new program called CourseSmart, professors will be able to determine how much of the reading each ostensibly dedicated...
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Hooters Waitress Claims Restaurant Forced Her to Quit After Brain Surgery...
A Hooters waitress from Missouri has filed a lawsuit against her employer for allegedly pushing her out after she underwent brain surgery that left her with a buzz cut and a sizable cranial scar....
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Tough Guy Claims He Personally Stopped the Lone Star Stabber, Posts Instagram...
Social media has steadily grown to become a significant component of mass casualty events, bringing breaking news from the scene before more established outlets can sift through the noise. But today's...
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