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Your Guide To The Boston Marathon Bombing Amateur Internet Crowd-Sleuthing
In the wake of the Boston Marathon bombing, people on the internet have taken to groundlessly speculating on the identity of the attacker or attackers based on photos and videos from the scene, a...
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Authorities Have Not Arrested Their 'Possible Suspect' in Bombings
After viewing security-camera footage from the surrounding area, investigators have identified a "possible suspect" in the Boston Marathon bombings, several outlets are now reporting. That is literally...
View ArticleParks and Rec Let Patton Oswalt Ramble On for Eight Minutes Straight About...
One of the two Parks and Recreation episodes airing tomorrow features a cameo by the inimitable Patton Oswalt who demonstrates at length what makes him so inimitable. Oswalt, playing an aggrieved...
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Texas Smells a Business Opportunity in Newtown Massacre
On the heels of Connecticut's post-Newtown push to restrict assault weapons, a Texas tea party congressman has plans to send form letters to Yankee gunmakers, goading them to move their operations to...
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Tumbling Further Down the Rabbit Hole, Bieber Posts Cartoon of Himself in Bed...
Well-adjusted teen Justin Bieber posted a fun image to Instagram yesterday: a drawing of him, nude, cuddling in post-coital bliss with an anonymous fan, also nude (and helpfully labeled "BELIEBER")....
View ArticleVideo: Watch Louie Gohmert Blame Messican Immigrant Mooslins for Boston,...
Texas Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert, the patron saint of marginally literate Nacogdoches bigots, has taken time from his busy schedule of indulging big oil to advise America on how it can...
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Tylenol Found to Reduce Anxiety Over 'Existential Uncertainty and Death'
Researchers at the University of British Columbia say they've discovered yet another use for Tylenol besides breaking a fever and relieving pain: Reducing anxiety associated with "thoughts of...
View ArticleMarathon Bombing Suspect Has Been Arrested and Is In Custody But Has Not Been...
This is what has been happening on cable news for the past few hours: After insisting that they had confirmation from two separate sources that an arrest had been made in the marathon bombing, and...
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Anne Frank's Stepsister: She 'Probably Would Have Been' a Belieber
Yet another person with close ties to Anne Frank has come forward to defend Justin Bieber from critics deriding the questionable comments he left in the guestbook at the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam...
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FBI Statement Basically Scolds Media for Being Shameful Rumormongers
Following the clusterfuck that was—and continues to be!—the media's coverage of Monday's Boston Marathon bombing, the latest disaster being CNN's completely false scoop that a suspect had been...
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Texas Teacher Denies Fondling First-Grader, Says She's Too Racist to Molest a...
A Texas prep school teacher who stands accused of molesting a black first grade student claims she's completely innocent. Her proof? She's a racist. 61-year-old Esther Irene Stokes of Montgomery was...
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We Are All Cowards Now
The most common refrain you hear in the wake of tragedies like Monday's Boston Marathon bombing is also the one that sounds most like a redneck bumper sticker: "Don't be scared." In an interview with...
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Margaret Thatcher's Hottie Granddaughter Stole the Show at Her Funeral;...
On Wednesday, over 2,300 mourners attended the funeral of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher in London. But only one of them was hot. Her name is Amanda Thatcher. She is Margaret...
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Senate Kills Gun Plan Vast Majority of Americans Supported
Today, almost four months to the day after a gunman opened fire at Sandy Hook Elementary School, the Senate started voting on a series of amendments to President Obama's gun bill, and the body...
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Republican State Senator Exchanges Series of 'Unbelievably Insane' Emails...
A Missouri State Senator previously known best for appearing in a Tea Party movie about an armed revolt against the government and allegedly assaulting a staffer employed by his political rival is...
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Drunk Florida Woman Calls 911 Out of Loneliness, Gets Arrested
On March 30, a woman in Florida started drinking to combat her loneliness. She soon became drunk. Standard enough, right? We've all been there. Less standard, however, is what the woman did next....
View ArticleObama Says Gun Lobby 'Willfully Lied' After Senate's Gun Vote
In a speech at the White House this evening, President Obama minced no words when it came to criticizing those he deems responsible for the Senate's failure to pass expanded gun-sale background checks...
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Trial Starts for Woman Who Put Husband's Penis in Garbage Disposal
The trial has finally begun for Southern California woman who (sort of) famously cut off her husband's penis before throwing it in the garbage disposal. Opening statements were heard on Wednesday from...
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Explosion at Texas Fertilizer Plant Kills up to 15, Injures Over 160
A giant explosion at a fertilizer plant in West, Texas has killed between five and 15 people and injured over 160, prompting a widespread evacuation of the small town. The blast was felt and heard for...
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Thousands Join to Sing National Anthem Before Boston's First Major Sporting...
The Boston Bruins played the Buffalo Sabres last night in the city's first major sporting event since Monday's bombing of the Boston Marathon. But the game itself was an afterthought following the...
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