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Did Reddit's Boston Bomber Sleuthing Actually Turn Up a Decent Piece of...
For the past few days, Reddit's quest to ferret out the Boston bombing culprits with the powers of the internet has come across as juvenile at best, embarrassingly paranoid at worst. But it turns out...
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Unluckiest Luckiest Man Survives Both Marathon Bombing and Waco Blast
Joe Berti doesn't feel "unlucky" to have witnessed and survived both the bombing at the Boston Marathon and then the explosion at the fertilizer plant outside of Waco, Texas. He does want to "get away...
View ArticleWatch This Trapeze Artist Survive an 85-foot Fall
I'm never going to the circus again. A Kenyan trapeze artist performing at a Moscow circus lost his grip and fell a horrifying 85-feet last month, crashing through the safety net below him. The...
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Police Hunt for Second Bombing Suspect After Killing One in Shootout
Authorities in Watertown, Mass. are engaged in a citywide manhunt for one suspect of the Boston Marathon bombing after the other was killed in a shootout early Friday morning. Details are still...
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Does This Picture Show Martin Richards and His Murderer?
Reddit has found another eerie piece of photographic evidence in the Boston Marathon bombing. The photo above shows bombing victim Martin Richards, 8, circled in red, standing on the barrier while the...
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Everything We Know About the Alleged Boston Bombers
The city of Boston is currently on lockdown, as officials search for the white-hatted Boston Marathon bombing suspect, who authorities believe is 19-year-old Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, a Chechnyan who'd been...
View ArticleRyan Lochte Is Very Bad at Being Interviewed
Speaking with Good Day Philly yesterday morning to promote his new reality TV show, mimb-Olympian Ryan Lochte had some, shall we say, technical difficulties. Attempting to explain to viewers why they...
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Wounded Man in Iconic Marathon Photo Helped Identify Alleged Bombers
Before the blast took both his legs below the knee, Jeff Bauman says that he looked into the eyes of one of the alleged bombers. According to Jeff's brother Chris: "He woke up under so much drugs,...
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Republican Lawmaker Spends Tax Dollars on Resolution Honoring Himself
Having recently completed turning Tennessee into a present-day Xanadu, one local lawmaker finally found the time to focus his attention ob passing a resolution that has been far too long in coming: A...
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Is This The Boston Marathon Bombing Suspect's Twitter Account?
A cached profile photo that matches his picture, and tweets from other users he's interacted with suggest that this is the twitter account of 19-year-old Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev, the fugitive suspect #2...
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Boy Scouts Announce Imminent End to Longstanding Ban on Gay Members [UPDATE]
After months of deliberations over the topic of its much-despised ban on gay and lesbian members, the Boy Scouts of America are finally preparing to end the longstanding policy. Striking down the ban...
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Images from the Shootout and Manhunt for the Suspected Boston Bombers [UPDATE]
A violent shootout last night resulted in the death of 26-year-old MIT security guard, Sean Collier, as well as the death of suspected Boston bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev, who was shot in Watertown,...
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Paranoid Martha Stewart Rips Out Roses So Thorns Can't Nick Grandkids
The people of Boston are currently holed up in their homes as authorities canvas the area for a suspect considered "armed and extremely dangerous." Meanwhile, Martha Stewart is working frantically to...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Fans 'Convert to Islam' for Free Concert Tickets
Norway loves Justin Bieber. So much so that a free Bieber concert in Oslo last year nearly ended with police declaring a state of emergency. And this year, several Norwegian school rescheduled their...
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Everybody Named the Wrong Boston Suspects Last Night and Promptly Forgot
Last night around 3:00 a.m., at the conclusion of several hours of insane police-scanner monitoring and reports of gunfights and explosions in the Boston suburbs, local law enforcement officials on...
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Just What Is Tom Cruise Trying to Accomplish at This Point, Anyway?
Some spoilers follow. In Oblivion, Tom Cruise's character Jack Harper drives a Bubble Ship, a double-occupancy, hover helicopter of the future that features a long, thin cockpit between two big old...
View ArticleBombing Suspect's Uncle Makes Raw Emotional Plea, Goes Viral
If a "star" is to emerge from this week of bloodshed and panic, it would seem that star has quickly become Ruslan Tsarni, uncle to suspected Boston Marathon bombers Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev....
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Sarkozy's Campaign Funds Investigated Amidst Alleged Link to Gaddafi
A judicial investigation has been opened against former French President Nicolas Sarkozy, after allegations that he received illegal funding from the late Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi for his 2007...
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Reddit Wants to Help Find Missing Brown Student It ID'd as Bombing Suspect
After spending the better part of last night dragging Sunil Tripathi's name through the mud and negligently inflicting emotional distress on his friends and family, Reddit now wants to play a part in...
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Here's the Anheuser-Busch Beer Heir's Letter of Resignation From the NRA
When you've lost a beer magnate, you've lost America. Adolphus A. Busch IV, heir to the Anheuser-Busch beer fortune, resigned his lifetime NRA membership last night in a blistering two-page letter...
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