Rhode Island's state Senate just voted 26-12 to allow same sex marriage.
Rhode Island's state Senate just voted 26-12 to allow same sex marriage. After the bill passes in the House, New England (with all six of its states allowing gay marriage) will officially be America's...
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Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having Sex With His Pit Bull
A man in Michigan convicted of having sex with his pet pit bull faces a 15-year jail sentence for the crime. 37-year-old Kurtis Peterson, who was convicted of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct in...
View ArticleOfficials are now saying Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was unarmed when police captured...
Officials are now saying Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was unarmed when police captured him inside a boat Friday night. Authorities initially claimed police had exchanged gunfire with Tsarnaev for up to an hour...
View ArticleA 53-year-old businessman in Taiwan tested positive for the H7N9 bird flu...
A 53-year-old businessman in Taiwan tested positive for the H7N9 bird flu virus, making him the first victim outside of mainland China. So far, 108 cases of the virus have been confirmed, with at least...
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George W. Bush Is 'Very Comfortable' With His Decision to Invade Iraq
In an interview with ABC News to promote his new game-filled library, George W. Bush spoke about the most important moment of his presidency: the decision to go to war with Iraq. That war, which led to...
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Twitter Co-Founder: Vine Pretty Much Ruined Art
Just like we'd have trouble going back to silent films and burning the dead to stay warm during winter, Dashing Microblogger King Jack Dorsey can't deal with the primitive ways anymore: Vine is so...
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Gas Explosions Ignite Barge Inferno
A series of giant explosions on two barges filled with natural gas have left three in critical condition in Mobile, Alabama. The explosions occurred adjacent the disabled, shit-encrusted Carnival...
View ArticleDzhokhar Tsarnaev reportedly confessed and explained to the FBI how he and...
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev reportedly confessed and explained to the FBI how he and his brother carried out last week's Boston bombings, but he did so in the 16 hours of questioning before he was read his...
View ArticleThe death toll in yesterday's garment factory collapse in Bangladesh is now...
The death toll in yesterday's garment factory collapse in Bangladesh is now over 200. The Age reports that even after police ordered the factory shut down, supervisors told workers that "their pay...
View ArticleIt's Getting So You Can't Even Have a Four-Foot 4/20 Pot Joint Anymore
Here's video of UC-Santa Cruz student Gennady Tsarinsky, 25, getting his "2 pound" (or maybe "2.5 pound") joint jacked by a buzzkill campus narc on 4/20. "Dude, were going to court, man. We're totally...
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Is This The Hunk Deemed 'Too Handsome' for Saudi Arabia?
When news surfaced last week of three men being deported from Saudi Arabia after having been deemed "too handsome" by the local religious police, many people were up in arms. Not so much over the...
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Let's Play Spot the Non-Whites Around Rupert Murdoch!
This photo was posted yesterday to Rupert Murdoch's excellent new Tumblr, Murdoch Here. It's captioned, "Hanging with the Dow Jones team today." Cool hang. I think I might be able to see a couple...
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Sorority Email Writer Resigns, Guilty of Caring Too Much
Delta Gamma is once again a safe space for boners. One week after a foul-mouthed crash course in social etiquette put the sorority on the GODDAMN FUCKING map, Delta Gamma brass have decided that the...
View ArticleHere is a discontinued Nike "Boston Massacre" T-shirt apparently selling for...
Here is a discontinued Nike "Boston Massacre" T-shirt apparently selling for $150,000 on eBay.
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Polls Confirm Hawaii Has Been Least Stressed State Since Polls Started
Hawaii! Most of you occupies an island chain land formation that is also one of the most beautiful words in all languages. Photos suggest you have so many flowers that necklaces had to be created. The...
View ArticleHere's to Rosalind Franklin, whose work to discover the structure of DNA was...
Here's to Rosalind Franklin, whose work to discover the structure of DNA was published by Watson and Crick 60 years ago today.
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Swedish Police Find Drugs and a Stun Gun on Bieber’s Tour Bus (Duhhh)
Police in Stockholm have reportedly discovered drugs and a stun gun on the tour bus of World’s Worst Baby Monkey Mother Justin Bieber. A police spokesman told the AP that a raid of the bus was...
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Brown Student Misidentified as Boston Bomber Found Dead in River
In one of the more major media failings in a long line of media failings last week, Brown University student Sunil Tripathi, who'd been missing since March 16, was widely identified as a suspect in...
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Plastic Surgery Blamed for Making All Miss Korea Contestants Look Alike
It's an accepted truism that all beauty pageant contestants have a certain similar "look," but one Japanese blog has touched off a firestorm of speculation that South Korea's plastic surgery craze may...
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Punky Brewster Raised $2.5 Million for Her Product-Less Startup
When you're trying to raise millions for a startup without an app or even details besides a plan to sell "affordable physical products" (imagine all the whiteboarding it took to come up with that...
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