Consumer Reports' first-ever thorough lab analysis of raw ground turkey meat...
Consumer Reports' first-ever thorough lab analysis of raw ground turkey meat and patties discovered that more than half the packages tested positive for fecal bacteria. So much for that "healthy"...
View ArticleHere's the Scene That Made Me Fall in Love With Rectify
The Sundance Channel's series Rectify unfurls so slowly that it's audacious. It risks losing viewers by taking its time to allow its central, fascinating character, Daniel Holden, to feel his way...
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Jan Brewer Signs "No Shitty Inoperable Gun Left Behind" Into Law
It's time someone addressed the real victims of America's decline in traditional family values. I speak of our national shame: unwanted firearms. If Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer could, she'd adopt them...
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Naked Sweethearts & Mud Crawls: A Small College's Big Hazing Problem
Anonymous posters on Greek Life forums have long swapped rumors about the horrific hazing at Young Harris College, a tiny private college up in Appalachia run by former Georgia Secretary of State and...
View ArticleCorrupt fraud-lizard Lanny Davis comforts jabbering bigot Tim Brando about...
Corrupt fraud-lizard Lanny Davis comforts jabbering bigot Tim Brando about Twitter meanies who "spew hate and venom—almost always anonymously." You're both stains on humanity. Signed, Gawker.
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Billboard Exploits Native American History to Sell Pro-Gun Message
Residents of Greeley, Colorado, say they are outraged over two billboards displaying a historic photo of Native Americans in an effort to make an implicit pro-gun point. "Turn in your arms; the...
View ArticleDownton Abbey wants to cash in on itself—and plans to launch an apparel,...
Downton Abbey wants to cash in on itself—and plans to launch an apparel, furnishings, and beauty line. So now you can have all the elegance that comes with Dowager Countess's exercise in maroon, Lady...
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Life "Isn't Easy" for Handsome Bankers with Ivy League Social Network
Gather round, campers, turn down the lantern, and prepare for a story from our friends at Bloomberg. A story of two rich, good looking men, ripped by the claws of fortune and fate as they struggle to...
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Senior Citizens Charged Over Using Iron Maiden to Piss Off Neighbors
An elderly couple in Stockholm, Sweden, faces charges of harassment after they allegedly blasted Iron Maiden tracks at full volume in an effort to exact revenge on a noisy neighbor. After being forced...
View ArticleThe Queen of Versailles Says She Is Doing Fine, Ruins Her Documentary
Jackie Siegel, the subject of last year's brilliant and harrowing Queen of Versailles documentary, appeared on last night's episode of Watch What Happens Live after Bravo premiered the doc. The film,...
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Popeyes Founder's Kin Seek Elegant Memorial Statue Involving Speedboat
At long last, a little chicken-fried class may be coming to roost in the New Orleans metropolitan area. Some descendants of Popeyes Chicken founder Al Copeland are hoping to commission a tasteful...
View ArticleWell, it looks like 1,794 Netflix titles will disappear tomorrow forevermore...
Well, it looks like 1,794 Netflix titles will disappear tomorrow forevermore because Warner Brothers wants them back. Better get to watching Goldfinger, Stardust Memories, or other cinematic treasures...
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Haaay to the Chief: The Military-Industrial Complex Conquers the Homos
Last week, it seemed that the San Francisco LGBT Pride Committee was planning this year’s march with an enormous set of ovaries. As the Bay Area Reporter wrote, "Pride's electoral college, which is...
View Article"There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president...
"There were some on my side who did not want to be seen helping the president do something he wanted to get done, just because the president wanted to do it." —Republican Senator Pat Toomey on why some...
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Kate Middleton Made Classmate's Mom's Life Hell by Being Too Perfect
In advance of the royal birth, Britain's Tatler magazine (think Gossip Girl, on paper, for rich British people) has published an earth-shattering profile of Kate Middleton’s mother, Carole, in which it...
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Among the Baby Names Banned in New Zealand: Justice, Anal, 4Real
Over the past 12 years, New Zealand's Department of Internal Affairs has banned nearly 80 names deemed unacceptable to the government. In looking out for the welfare of Kiwi kids, the Registrar of...
View ArticleAccording to the FBI affidavit (which you can read in full here), one of the...
According to the FBI affidavit (which you can read in full here), one of the suspects arrested today for obstruction of justice texted Dhokhar Tsarnaev when pictures of the Marathon bombing suspects...
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One Woman's Crusade Against Revenge Porn
One of the most insidious aspects of revenge porn—the non-consensual erotica pioneered by the likes of Hunter Moore—is the fact that victims have typically had little legal recourse to stop porn...
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"Missing Soldier" Found Living in Vietnam Is Just a Vietnamese Con Man
The internet got excited yesterday when an old man living in a Vietnamese jungle identified himself as Sgt. John Hartley Robinson, a US soldier who disappeared in Laos in 1968. Interest spiked in an...
View ArticleHere's the Video Turkmenistan's President Doesn't Want You to See
Shortly after finishing first in an obviously rigged 1,000-meter horse race this past Sunday, Turkmenistan's "superhero" president Gurbanguli Berdymukhamedov was caught on camera getting thrown off...
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