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WATCH: Gawker Exclusive! Donald Trump Is Bald
What is up, generations of bemused and confused observers have asked, with Donald Trump's hair? The television clown and serially bankrupt business mogul sports a peculiar, swirling spun-sugar-colored...
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Teen Arrested After Cleaning Lady Finds 'Ready to Go' IED in His Room
A housekeeper in Tempe, Arizona, was cleaning the room of 18-year-old high school senior Joshua Prater when she stumbled upon an improvised explosive device. The unnamed woman was unaware that the...
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Enron Felon Jeffrey Skilling Getting Out of Jail 10 Years Early
Former Enron CEO and current jailbird Jeffrey Skilling should be out of jail in just four years, skipping nearly a decade of his prison sentence for corporate fraud and graft. As the world's richest...
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Fed up with being given yet another unimaginative packet of worksheets to mindlessly fill out in lieu of an actual lesson, one high school student from Duncanville, Texas, tells his teacher as much,...
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is a Too Tall Gate-Having Monster, Says Neighbor
Ho-lee balls. Looks like some shit is about to hit the motherfucking fan in the ritzy Brentwood district of Los Angeles where some motherfuckers—who shall remain nameless but we all know who they are...
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Texas Congressman Holding Contest for Free AR-15 Assault Rifle
Texas Congressman Steve Stockman, a man who fantasizes about armed fetuses shooting their way out of the womb and believes that oil and gas are the best things to come from the earth, is hosting a fun...
View ArticleEminent physicist Stephen Hawking has pulled out of June's Israeli...
Eminent physicist Stephen Hawking has pulled out of June's Israeli Presidential Conference in support of an academic boycott of the nation. A spokesman for Israel's Foreign Ministry said, "Never has a...
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Horrific Conditions of Cleveland Kidnapping Revealed in Police Report
A police report obtained by WKYC details the horrifying ordeal of the Cleveland kidnapping victims, which included beatings, brutal forced abortions, starvation, and death threats. According to the...
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CIA's New Chief Spy Outed on Twitter
The day after it was announced that the interim head of the CIA's National Clandestine Service had been passed over for the full time position because of her connections to the agency's controversial...
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Why Isn't Cocaine as Good as Exercise?
The sun has risen, and it's time for "Hey, Science," our boldly scientific weekly feature in which we have your most provocative scientific questions answered by real live scientists (or related...
View ArticleTroll Doll-Loving Woman Talks and Flirts Like a Troll Doll
This 38-year-old gymnastics instructor was profiled on last night's season finale of My Crazy Obsession for her Troll doll affinity. She goes by the name of Michelle Kerrins, but she is such a Shelly....
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Text-Friendly Umbrellas Will Be the Worst Thing to Happen to Sidewalks
As a shared thoroughfare, the city sidewalk works best when its users maintain an acute awareness of their surroundings. This should involve recognition of fellow flaneurs, nearby traffic, and the...
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Infographic: Is Your State's Highest-Paid Employee A Coach? (Probably)
You may have heard that the highest-paid employee in each state is usually the football coach at the largest state school. This is actually a gross mischaracterization: Sometimes it is the basketball...
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Here Is Twenty-First Century Fox's New Logo
Rupert Murdoch is thisclose to finally cleaving his entertainment properties from the dying, scandal-ridden newspaper side of the business. Today he announced a new logo: A pair of chopsticks on a...
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If the Koch Brothers Want to Pay Too Much for Newspapers, Let Them
Evil corporatist archconservative billionaires the Koch brothers are considering making a bid to buy several big newspapers from the Tribune Co., including the LA Times and the Chicago Tribune. Unions...
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Michael Musto Said to Be Targeted for Layoff at Village Voice
We hear that Michael Musto, the Village Voice's longtime society columnist and the last remaining vestige of the "classic" Voice, is one of the five Voice staffers targeted for layoffs— the proposed...
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If you enjoyed the rant, in which Janet Hubert (aka The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's Aunt Viv 1.0) called Wendy Williams a demon, you'll probably like this new interview about her being fired from the...
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This Perfectly Timed $40 Mil Global Cyber-Heist Is Better Than a Movie
On February 19, one of the largest bank heists in history was pulled off and almost no one noticed. No getaway vehicles were left idling, no guns were pointed, no panic buttons were pressed—but somehow...
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The first America's Cup 2013 disaster is underway: the racing sailboat Artemis has capsized in the San Francisco Bay near the America's Cup pier. One of the eleven crewmembers has died.
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