On Tuesday, the US Navy launched a jet-sized drone from an aircraft carrier...
On Tuesday, the US Navy launched a jet-sized drone from an aircraft carrier for the first time. Its new mobility will allow the drone “to be used around the world without needing the permission of...
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Europe Still Contracting, France Officially Back in Recession
The Euro Zone economy shrank more than expected during the first three months of 2013, revealing a group of nations still deeply mired in recession. The Euro Zone, which has relied on austerity...
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Would You Pay $2 Million for This Painting of Naked Bea Arthur? [NSFW]
Artist John Currin painted this portrait (which Bea didn't model for) of the late, great Golden Girl in 1991. The New Yorker referred to it as part of a series by Currin that featured "acrid fantasy...
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Sad Orphan Polar Bear Cub Finally Finds a Home At Buffalo Zoo
The saddest thing is a baby polar bear in Alaska waiting and waiting for his mom to come home, but the mom never comes home because a hunter killed her, for sport. And this will always be the saddest...
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The Complete List of Things America Gave to Prince Harry
Future gag-gift-giving uncle Prince Harry is wrapping up his Spring Break tour of the U.S. with a polo match in Connecticut today, because nothing says "I am a man of the people and I 'get' America"...
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Only Elitists Oppose Monsanto's Global Domination Plan, Says CEO
Monsanto is a $58 billion multinational Pesticide-'n-Frankenfood corporation that has moved on from selling Agent Orange to its new business of patenting actual seed genomes and then suing farmers who...
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Giant Rubber Duck Found Deflated Under Mysterious Circumstances
The world-famous 54-foot-tall "Rubber Duck" that's been seen floating in bodies of water all around the globe has met an untimely, albeit temporary demise in the rough waves of Hong Kong's Victoria...
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PSA for all da Laaaadies from the NYPD: You Can Go Topless in Public
As temperatures continue to skyrocket into the low to mid-sixties up and down the East Coast, many beautiful and strange-looking women will soon find themselves faced with the eternal conundrum of...
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Prince Won't Discuss Marriage Equality, Lied About His Band
Former future dirty old man/cross-singer Prince granted a "rare and far-ranging, two-hour-plus interview late, late on Monday night" with his hometown paper The Star Tribune. One thing he wouldn't...
View Article"Unacceptable and Shameful": Eric Holder Slaps Down Rep. Darrell Issa
Attorney General Eric Holder, who is currently embroiled in the Justice Department's AP phone records controversy, was having none of it today when Congressman Darrell Issa (R-CA) got a little acerbic...
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Politico: None of These Obama Scandals Mean Anything
The Politico, America's worst news outlet, is all over the news that President Obama ordered IRS agents to murder Americans in Benghazi or whatever exactly is going on with these very big scandals:...
View ArticlePat Robertson To Woman with Cheating Husband: Get Over It, He's a Man
Are you married to a man who committed the ultimate act of betrayal and cheated on you? Are you finding it impossible to forgive him because he ruined your relationship and destroyed the sense of...
View ArticlePhysicists say they have discovered a new type of friction.
Physicists say they have discovered a new type of friction. Yeah right.
View ArticleIncredible Video Captures Deer Crashing Through Bus Windshield
A Pennsylvania bus driver survived a terrifying encounter with a wild deer that burst through the windshield before frantically jumping around looking for a way out. The driver had some minor cuts on...
View ArticleJezebel This Week in Tabloids: Teen Mom Farrah Is One Delusional Bitch |...
Jezebel This Week in Tabloids: Teen Mom Farrah Is One Delusional Bitch | Kotaku Valve Launches Steam Trading Cards, So Much Better Than Achievements | Gawker Ricky Gervais Can't Not Be an Asshole| io9...
View ArticleMy Grandmother's Ravioli Is Cute As Hell
Grandmothers. Grammas, Nanas, Meemaws, and Grammys. She's a lot older than you and you love her for it. The next time you've got a little down time to spend with yours, assuming you're lucky enough to...
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Meet The 'Inflatable Car' Inventor Suing The U.S. For $675 Million
The U.S government's green car program has been under scrutiny with the recent failure of two of the companies that received the loan, including coverage of a $675 million lawsuit by an inventor...
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Three Men Busted in Massive Facebook IPO Scam
The only thing worse than actually investing in the Facebook IPO is probably thinking you'd invested in the NASDAQ stinker, when in fact the cash was stolen from you as part of an international scam....
View ArticlePresident Obama just announced in a press conference that IRS Acting...
President Obama just announced in a press conference that IRS Acting Commissioner Steven Miller has resigned amid accusations that the tax body unfairly targeted conservative groups for scrutiny.
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White House Releases 100 Pages of Benghazi Emails
This Benghazi shit just won't stop: On Wednesday, the White House released more than 100 pages of emails showing the modification of various talking points by Obama administration officials, the CIA,...
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