Watch: Shots Fired During a Live TV Broadcast at the Cannes
Reuters reports a man "carrying a dummy grenade and a knife" as well as a pistol was arrested immediately after firing shots at the Cannes Film Festival. No injuries are being reported. The shots were...
View ArticleAmy Schumer Can Take a Compliment
In the most recent episode of Inside Amy Schumer, comedian Amy Schumer’s new show on Comedy Central, there is a sketch about not taking a compliment. A group of women greets each other by doling out...
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Alligators, Cats, Academia, and More Hate Mail This Week
Our critics this week called us out on our poor timing, "form and content" generally, and our abilities to distinguish the titles of academia. Enjoy samples of our hate mail this week, posted below....
View ArticleTomorrow's Powerball jackpot is reportedly approaching $600 million.
Tomorrow's Powerball jackpot is reportedly approaching $600 million. Get your ticket now, but remember that winning the lottery will completely devastate your life. Also, you won't win the lottery, you...
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Commuter Trains Collide During Rush Hour, Leaving Dozens Injured
Two Metro-North Railroad trains collided during rush hour in Connecticut last night, injuring 60 people, 5 of them critically. The collission occurred just outside of Fairfield, Conn., when an...
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Obama Can't Even Avoid the Rain Without Causing a Scandal
This has not been Obama's month. And with scandals rising out of the State Department, the DOJ, and the IRS, it was really only a matter of time before the military got involved in some sort of...
View ArticleSe passer la corde au cou pour tous!
Se passer la corde au cou pour tous! Aujourd'hui, French president Francois Hollande signed the gay marriage bill into law.
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Koch Brothers Dump Three-Story Pile of Toxic Byproduct on Detroit
There's a new addition to the scenic view along the Detroit River: a three-story pile of petroleum coke, a byproduct of the tar sands drilling in northern Canada over 2,000 miles away. Petroleum coke...
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Student Fakes Kidnapping to Distract Parents From a Failing Grade
Aftab Aslam may have failed his Georgia Gwinnett College English class (twice), but he definitely earned an A in "Faking Your Own Kidnapping, Worrying the Hell Out of Your Parents, and Wasting Police...
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Justin Bieber's Monkey Just Became German Forever
The Germans still have Bieber's monkey, OG Mally. They have Mally, even though it's obviously not cool to have your own infant Capuchin monkey anymore, and Bieber has since lost interest in the...
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Disgraced Brooklyn Politician Now Resigning by Monday
By now, you've probably heard about New York's latest sex-scandal-of-a-politician, Assemblyman Vito "Gropez" Lopez. While Lopez's pervy predilections have been public since at least 2012, the...
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Oh Hey, It's a Naked Man on a Scooter, Carrying a Crucifix
It's not everyday you see a naked man riding a scooter with giant cross. Warning: This article has content some readers might find objectionable. Last month, Kotaku brought word of a Beijing man who...
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Two Anecdotes About My Parents and Marijuana
Last year, my boyfriend and I went to West Virginia to visit my mother while she was undergoing chemotherapy for cancer. It was the second time she’d been diagnosed in three years, and the side...
View ArticleThe moon was hit by a huge meteorite in March that left a new crater 65 feet...
The moon was hit by a huge meteorite in March that left a new crater 65 feet wide. The impact was visible to the naked eye, but because it happened in March and NASA is just telling us now, don't even...
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North Korea Launched 3 Missiles Into the Sea
North Korea, strangely quiet as of late in terms of threatening to destroy other countries, launched three short-range missiles today into the sea. Its intent was unclear. South Korea confirmed the...
View ArticleWhat's one way to thwart a dapper bank robber who hands you a note demanding...
What's one way to thwart a dapper bank robber who hands you a note demanding cash? Screaming, "Oh my God," running across the bank, and hiding under a counter.
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James Franco Painted a Mural in Williamsburg Today
James Franco is trying his hand at the visual arts again, this time working in the time-honored medium of mural on the beaten streets of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. The title of his new work, "This is The...
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A Man Was Shot Last Night in Greenwich Village Allegedly for Being Gay
A 32-year-old man was fatally shot last night in what police are saying is the fourth local hate crime targeting gay men in the last two weeks. Police say that the victim, Marc Carson, was walking...
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Florida Teen Faces Felony Charges Over Same-Sex Relationship
Kaitlyn Hunt, an 18-year-old high school senior from Indian River County, Florida, is facing felony charges for engaging in a sexual relationship with another girl at her school. Kate, then 17,...
View ArticleJezebel Asses Out and Buttcheek Chic: The Billboard Awards Red Carpet |...
Jezebel Asses Out and Buttcheek Chic: The Billboard Awards Red Carpet | Deadspin Miguel Delivered A Diving Leg Drop To Two Fans At The Billboard Awards | Gizmodo Flashback: How Yahoo Killed Flickr and...
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