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Central Utah Town to Pass Ordinance Recommending Every Resident Own a Gun
Spurred by the mass shooting in Newtown, a councilman from Spring City, Utah, has drafted a proposal recommending that each of the town's 956 residents get their hands on a gun. The proposal initially...
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You Are Not Qualified to Be This Queens Couple's Nanny and Here's a...
Hiring a nanny is nervewracking. You want someone who's great with kids, who can speak three languages, and who has impeccable virtue, yet you also want someone who will work for free. It's a delicate...
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White House Finally Responds to Petition Calling for the Deportation of Piers...
White House Press Secretary Jay Carney this afternoon made good on his promise to respond to a We the People petition calling for the deportation of "British citizen" Piers Morgan over his outspoken...
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Here's How Desperate for Money PR People Are Right Now
The most exciting public relations industry development of the day is undoubtedly the official launch of the hottest new PR agency in town: $100 Dollar PR. That is actually the name of the new PR...
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Bigot vs. Bigot: Rick Santorum to Oppose Chuck Hagel Nomination
Non-Senator Rick Santorum has announced his intention to combat the Senate confirmation of Chuck Hagel for Defense secretary. There's a lot to that sentence, so let me re-state: Rick Santorum, who as...
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Stripper Who Gained National Attention After Falling From Balcony During Lap...
After spending a week in critical condition at the MetroHealth Medical Center in Cleveland, exotic dancer Lauren Block succumbed to injuries she sustained after hitting her head in a 15-foot fall from...
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Chris Christie is More Popular with Democrats than Republicans
New polling data suggests New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie may have exactly what it takes for a Republican to be elected president: Democrats like him more than Republicans do. Public Policy Polling has...
View ArticleToday's Song: This Soothing, Bizarre Lullaby Version of the Red Hot Chili...
Rockabye Baby! produces sleep-friendly covers of pop and rock — they have released, for example, a white-vinyl version of lullabies based on Smiths songs. A disc of nap-time spins on Rush favorites is...
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Arrested Development's Fourth Season Premiere Date Officially Confirmed
Fans of the critically acclaimed series Arrested Development have had to endure months of teases and at least two false starts, but the good news is that all that lead-up has left little waiting time...
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French Teacher Fired for Giving Students Wine in France; Says Crazy Things...
Another arrow in the gaunt, stylish corpse of la vie bohème: the New York Daily News reports that a judge ruled on Tuesday that a Manhattan school's firing of a French teacher was legal, after the...
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Seattleite Will Only Buy Food from Starbucks for the Rest of the Year Because...
The well-worn cliche is that there is a Starbucks practically everywhere. One Seattle woman has decided to take that hackneyed observation to the next level by eating her every waking meal exclusively...
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Reddit Is Raising $1 Million
Hyper-popular online misogyny aggregator Reddit is looking to raise money from outside investors for the first time. All Things Digital reports they're looking for around $1 million. Reddit has never...
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Chaps Don't Get A Fella What They Used To: We Predict The 2013 Academy Award...
Thursday morning, Seth MacFarlane and Emma Stone will get up about seven hours earlier than they usually do to announce the nominees for the 85th Academy Awards. This will be stupid and pointless and...
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Georgia Man Sentenced to Four Years in Jail for Handcuffing Himself to a Taco...
A judge yesterday sentenced 25-year-old Jason Earl Dean of Dalton, Georgia, to a split sentence that includes four years in jail after he handcuffed himself to a female Taco Bell employee who wouldn't...
View ArticleJapan's Most-Wanted Hacker Taunts Authorities with Clue Taped to a Cat
Japan's most-wanted hacker is also one its most brazen. After taunting authorities for months, the hacker sent them a mocking clue in the form of a memory card strapped to a cat which lived on an...
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You Will Not Be Able to Escape the Worst Flu Season in 10 Years (Unless You...
How bad is this year's flu season? Here's a Google map that estimates how bad the flu is across the country based on aggregated Google search data. No matter where you live in the U.S., you're facing...
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Earth-Shattering New Report Claims Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are...
Hey, Mack. Who's the most sensual twosome on the block? That's easy: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Every day, conversations like the one above play out all over America, on all the blocks where...
View ArticleTwo Cats Get Predictably Catty About Having to Share the Same Food Dish
Think Two Girls, One Cup, but without the searing mental anguish that comes from knowing that no amount of regret and shame will ever blot out that which can never be unseen. [Daily Picks and Flicks...
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America Is Number One (At Obesity, STDs and Dying Young)
Among wealthy, developed countries, that is. According to a study from the National Academy of Sciences, Americans are "far" unhealthier than their counterparts in Canada, Australia, Japan, Britain,...
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Tupac-Commemorating Alligator Found Guarding 34 Pounds of Pot
That headline says it all, really, but in case you want more info: When the sheriff's department in Alameda County, California attempted to conduct a "probation compliance" check at a home in Castro...
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