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Hairless Dogs Flock To Yearly Ugly Dog Competition
This Friday, the Sonoma-Marin Fairgrounds in California will host the 25th annual World's Ugliest Dog contest. The winner usually has something in common with many Californian genital areas:...
View ArticleThe petty fights your children have with one another are actually screwing up...
The petty fights your children have with one another are actually screwing up their mental health for life, and it's all your fault.
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It to Take Incriminating Photo Booth Pics
Police in Maryland are seeking the public's assistance in tracking down a group of teen criminal masterminds who allegedly stole a Crofton woman's credit card and then proceeded to take incriminating...
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Here Is a List of Everyone Currently Rotting in Guantanamo Bay
Thanks to a Freedom of Information Act request from New York Times reporter Charlie Savage, the U.S. Department of Justice today released—with certain classified omissions—a list of its Guantanamo Bay...
View ArticleLack of sleep makes you stupid, vulnerable, cancerous, ugly, fat, diabetic,...
Lack of sleep makes you stupid, vulnerable, cancerous, ugly, fat, diabetic, depressed, diseased, infected, angry, moody, inattentive, forgetful, slow, and, eventually, DEAD. When will you learn? Oh...
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America's Kids Under Constant Threat of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
Toilet seats: your penis belongs dangling in front them, not crushed underneath them, but try telling that to America’s dumb kids. A new study published in urology journal BJU International (summarized...
View ArticleGizmodo What's Wrong With the iOS 7 Icons?
Gizmodo What's Wrong With the iOS 7 Icons? | Kotaku The Xbox One Believers | Deadspin Shushing Your Kid Is Idiotic | Gawker Internet-Famous Preteen Metalheads Are Being Bullied for Being Awesome |...
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Mom Wants Class Photo Retaken After Disabled Son Pushed to the Side
A heartbreaking photo of a second grader with spinal muscular atrophy who was forced to "sit out" his class photo went viral over the weekend, sparking accusations of discrimination directed toward...
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Drunk British Man Survives Fall From 15th Floor Apartment Balcony
Losing your keys while you're drunk is something that happens to most people, eventually. What doesn't usually happen is the next part of 20-year-old Tom Stilwell's story: surviving a fall from a...
View ArticleThe 2013 edition of the Oxford English Dictionary will expand the definition...
The 2013 edition of the Oxford English Dictionary will expand the definition of “tweet” to include "to make a posting on the social networking service Twitter." In other communication news: the world's...
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'Real Housewives of NYC' Cast Caught Staging, Re-filming Scenes
The cast and crew of The Real Housewives of New York City were filming in Southampton over the weekend, where onlookers got a chance to see how their reality TV sausage is made, as Heather Thomson and...
View ArticleMediaTakeOut claims that a nurse at Cedars Sinai Hospital has revealed the...
MediaTakeOut claims that a nurse at Cedars Sinai Hospital has revealed the name of the Khrist Child: Kaidence Donda West. She already has tons of fake Twitter pages. Welcome to the world, Kaidence.
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Do You Have a Picture of THE POLITICO's Chief Hoarder in Action?
Reading the New Republic's enlightening and maddening interview with the the amoral monsters behind THE POLITICO—"Q. Does President Obama read Politico? A. I assume he does, yes."—we were reminded of...
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Smoking Now Banned in Your Apartment and in Your Car
The smoking rate here in the USA is down to a meager 18%, continuing a decline that's been going on for decades. Which is good, because it is now illegal to smoke almost everywhere. WHERE IS IT ILLEGAL...
View ArticleEverything That Rises Must Converge
#Yeezus drops today. Check out the @ACLU's analysis of #privateprisons in @KanyeWest's "New Slaves" via @RapGenius: http://t.co/0hdgbNiiKE — ACLU National (@ACLU) June 18, 2013
View ArticleJalopnik profiles "the most interesting man in car porn" in an article...
Jalopnik profiles "the most interesting man in car porn" in an article replete with all sorts of fun themes you look for in a feature—sex, drugs, drones, and fast cars.
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Refute Claims That He's Not a Real Captain
In a month already rife with scandal, the Internet has somehow managed to unearth perhaps the greatest controversy in recorded history: Beloved cereal mascot Cap'n Crunch is not, in actuality, a...
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If You're Famous And Fly Delta To LAX, Prepare To Be Greeted ByTMZ
Welcome to Hit List Wishlist, where we feature excerpts from some of the best manifestos and tips we've received so far. We still want more — so keep 'em comin. " There are dozens of airlines that fly...
View ArticleNational Review writer Daniel Foster thinks that assassinating Edward Snowden...
National Review writer Daniel Foster thinks that assassinating Edward Snowden would be hilarious.
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These Hairy 'Anti-Pervert Stockings' Are Big in China
A photo that took China's Twitter-alike Sina Weibo by storm this week claims to show the country's latest fashion trend: "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for...
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