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Master Bedroom, Extra Closet: The Truth About Gay Marriage
Any day now, possibly as soon as tomorrow, the Supreme Court of the United States will rule on whether or not access to civil marriage is the law of the land for any adult couple, gay or straight. If...
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Bald Britney Spears Was The Dot-Com Boom Era For Paparazzi
Tales From The Gang Bang will be a recurring feature penned by a person who worked the paparazzi beat for three years. We'll call him American Ex-Pap so he remains anonymous. Britney Spears was like...
View ArticleWife Finds Husband with Another Woman, Throws Her Off a Cliff
In an incident caught on camera by a nearby security camera, Lissette Lupo Mamani is seen attacking a woman she believed to be her husband's lover after catching the two having a conversation. The...
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Mechanic Tried to Sell Radiation Weapon to Klan, Synagogues, Feds Say
What do the South Carolina Ku Klux Klan and two upstate New York synagogues have in common? (Besides great potlucks, heh heh!) According to a federal complaint, both were thought of as potential buyers...
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This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give Kim a Blingy Push Present
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Kristine Gutierrez visits the newsstand and picks up the hot-off-the-press issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star, where we search for juicy...
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Jenn Allen Not Backing Down on Michael Arrington Rape Claims
Newly filed court documents show Jennifer Allen won't recant: her attorneys say she's sticking with her story, and are prepared to fight back in an impending libel case from TechCrunch founder and VC...
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Hannity Says Obama Went to School in Kenya, Indonesia, "or Wherever"
Smirking Punch puppet of a man Sean Hannity recently gave an interview with Playboy magazine, a dying softcore porn brand that in just 50 years has gone from interviewing people like Malcolm X to...
View ArticleKidz Bop Covers 'Thrift Shop,' Covers Up the Word 'Cock' Among Others
The aural plague known as Kidz Bop is unveiling its 24th manifestation next month as part of the kid-friendly compilation's ongoing campaign to rid the world of happiness. The latest setlist of adult...
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Paula Deen Clarifies: She Used the N-Word to Describe a Bad Black Guy
TMZ has just released a partial transcript of the deposition in which the doyenne of diabetes, celebrity chef Paula Deen, reveals that "of course" she has thrown around racial slurs once or twice in...
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Fox News Flack Irena Briganti Tried to Scrub Her Bad Online Reputation
In New York magazine this week, Graeme Wood explores the world of paid online "reputation management" firms, which charge up to $10,000 per month to try to push bad stories about you off the front page...
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There Are Over 50 Instagram Ripoffs: The Stupid Startup Clone War
One of life's grand injustices is that it's very hard to come up with an idea that's both original and good. Even harder to make money from it! But that's not stopping anyone from trying to cash in...
View ArticleKim Thompson, co-publisher of beloved graphic-novel and literary-comics...
Kim Thompson, co-publisher of beloved graphic-novel and literary-comics imprint Fantagraphics Books, died this morning. He was 57.
View ArticleKotaku Microsoft Is Removing Xbox One DRM | Gawker Paula Deen Says 'Of...
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View ArticleAdam Levine's Scent Smells Like Motorcycles, Originality
Adam Levine does not hate fragrances. Adam Levine does not hate celebrities. Adam Levine does not want you to be alarmed by a scent. Adam Levine has inadvertently created the best video of the day...
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Party Animal Banned from Drinking Tells Judge to Jail Him Instead
Appropriately named 22-year-old Milo Manu Felix Wild, who lives, appropriately enough, in the Australian city of Darwin, asked a local judge to end a two-year court-ordered ban on alcohol consumption...
View ArticleGruesome Video Appears to Be Aftermath of Michael Hastings' Car Crash
A photographer from freelance photography/videography outfit Loudlabs alleges to have been on the scene immediately after journalist Michael Hastings died in a fiery car crash early yesterday morning....
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New York Times: Manhattan Tech People Gorging on Free Fattening Treats
Do you find your job, diet, and existence inadequate? If not, make sure to read this latest dispatch from the New York Times trend squad: the city's startup jockeys are spending day after day pressing...
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James Gandolfini Dead at 51
The Sopranos star James Gandolfini has died in Italy after suffering a suspected heart attack. He was 51. HBO confirmed the news this evening to Variety. Gandolfini was in Italy to participate in the...
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Gandolfini's Greatest Hits
James Gandolfini died today at the young age of 51, but that doesn't mean he didn't leave us with a huge amount of work to remember him by. Throughout the course of his nearly 30-year career as an...
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Minutemen Militia Founder Arrested on Charges of Child Molestation
Chris Simcox, the co-founder of the border control militia Minuteman Civil Defense Corps, was arrested Wednesday on charges of child molestation. The 52-year-old former kindergarten teacher is accused...
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