Most Americans Hate Their Job
This is perhaps not the most surprising news but, according to a new study, most Americans are unhappy at work. A recent Gallup study found that 52 percent of American employees felt like they were...
View ArticleThe presidential palace in Kabul, Afghanistan was attacked early Tuesday...
The presidential palace in Kabul, Afghanistan was attacked early Tuesday morning. Gunfire and several large explosions were reported at the palace and the buildings surrounding it, including the CIA's...
View ArticleLooks like all of those apology videos didn't work: On Monday, Smithfield...
Looks like all of those apology videos didn't work: On Monday, Smithfield Foods, the world's largest pork producer, ended their business relationship with Paula Deen. If the makers of various spiral...
View ArticleCalifornia: Solving Prison Disease Outbreak Will Cause Race War
The criminal justice system in the state of California is operating perfectly, excepting the small matter of the looming and inevitable infectious disease race war. Yesterday, the AP reports, a...
View ArticleTerrible People Selling Pork-Laced Bullets to Better Kill Muslims
A bunch of awful xenophobes in Dalton Gardens, Idaho have banded together to sell bullets wrapped in a unique porcine coating. The goal here is for the ammunition to strike fear into the hearts of...
View ArticleYour Gross Face Shape is Probably Ruining Your Chances of Finding Love
Is the shape of your face ruining your chances of finding life-long love and therefore happiness and a satisfactory life? Some British scientists found that the shapes of women's heads are correlated...
View ArticleZod Fans Criticizing New Superman in Restroom Run Into Terence Stamp
At a recent Q&A for his latest cinematic contribution Unfinished Song, veteran thespian Terence Stamp, best known to Superman fans as both the original General Zod and, later, the voice of Jor-El...
View ArticleGawker Texas Lawmaker Braving Backbreaking Filibuster to Stop Abortion Bill |...
Gawker Texas Lawmaker Braving Backbreaking Filibuster to Stop Abortion Bill | Kotaku The Xbox One Vs. PS4 Headset War Begins | Lifehacker How to Pay Off Your Debt Using the Stack Method | Gizmodo...
View ArticleTV's Least Scary Villain Is a Dome
Last night, CBS premiered its TV series adaptation of Stephen King's 2009 novel Under the Dome to gigantic ratings. So far it's about a mysterious dome that people find themselves mysteriously under....
View ArticleWho Are These Random Babies Kim Kardashian Is Pretending Are Hers?
On Tuesday, Kim Kardashian, Mother of the Great Unknowable North, got a handful of random babies wasted off the exotic elixir of fame when she allegedly sent their pictures out to a half-dozen friends,...
View ArticleMichigan Family Allowed to Keep Pet Deer Rescued After Mother's Death
Some good news for a family in Michigan who, after a battle with the state's Department of Natural Resources, will be able to keep their pet deer, which they rescued five years ago. The family rescued...
View ArticleNonviolent Criminal with 8,000 Pot Plants Gets Probation, Not Jail
Here's a crazy idea: A Michigan man convicted of having a large quantity of pot—a plant that everyone smokes to get a little high now and again—was recently given probation by a judge who thought it...
View ArticleTwo years after he resigned from Congress for sending pictures of his penis...
Two years after he resigned from Congress for sending pictures of his penis to random women on Twitter, Anthony Weiner is now the front runner in the Democratic primary race to become the next mayor of...
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Democratic Rep. Edward Markey defeated Republican candidate Gabriel Gomez in the special election in Massachusetts for John Kerry's vacated Senate seat.
View ArticleThe Texas Filibuster May Be Over But No One Knows (UPDATES)
Shortly after 10 PM CDT, Texas State Senator Wendy Davis, in hour 11 of her historic filibuster to prevent an anti-abortion bill from passing, received her third point of order or warning, effectively...
View ArticleTax-evading financier Marc Rich, pardoned by President Clinton on his last...
Tax-evading financier Marc Rich, pardoned by President Clinton on his last day in office for some funny business about illegally selling Iranian oil while the country held Americans hostage, has died...
View ArticleTexas Senator's 13-Hour Solo Filibuster Kills Brutal Abortion Bill
After 13 hours, three warnings, a long debate about parliamentary procedure and hundreds of thousands of messages from supporters, Wendy Davis can finally sit down: SB5, the "toughest" abortion bill in...
View ArticleWhy Is a Diet Company Giving the Virginia Governor a $6,500 Rolex?
Virginia Governor McDonnell received a Rolex from a prominent political donor and failed to disclose the wrist-watch in his financial reports, as is habit with the absent-minded, timepiece-wearing...
View ArticleInternet Catches Texas Senate Altering Timestamp on Abortion Bill Vote
After a half-day filibuster that was controversially halted by Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst, Republicans in the Texas Senate scrambled to quickly pass the equally controversial abortion bill SB5, but were...
View ArticleA new report says the majority of Americans with student loans are "concerned...
A new report says the majority of Americans with student loans are "concerned they will be unable to repay their debt." Next week, federal student loan rates are likely to double.
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