Surrounded by political and religious leaders, the head of Egypt's armed...
Surrounded by political and religious leaders, the head of Egypt's armed forces just officially announced in a televised address that that the military had seized power from President Morsi. The...
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One Time a Big Mac Tried to Kill Jennifer Aniston
Lord knows everyone's had some troublesome times in their lives. Maybe you didn't even realize you were pregnant until cramps started up again, the hollow, throbbing ache that left you so doubled over...
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Meet North Korea's Bizarre English-Language Social Media Strike Force
The North Korea YouTube account is the country's officially recognized, premier means of reaching Western audiences. It's also utterly insane. But it starts to make a little more sense once you meet...
View ArticleThe fourth and fifth moons of Pluto have officially been named Kerberos and...
The fourth and fifth moons of Pluto have officially been named Kerberos and Styx, respectively. The Earth's moon is still named fucking "Aiden."
View ArticleResearchers have found that merely by manipulating whether or not a newborn...
Researchers have found that merely by manipulating whether or not a newborn common lizard gets fed right away, they can change the entire trajectory of the lizard's subsequent life and behavior....
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Rupert Murdoch Caught on Tape: “We Will Hit Back”
ExaroNews a British investigative web site, has just published the full transcript of a secretly recorded meeting between media mogul Rupert Murdoch and the staff of The Sun, a U.K. tabloid owned by...
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Jay-Z's New Album Is Basically A Massive Data-Mining Operation
Jay-Z's Magna Carta Holy Grail is not so much an album as a co-branded multimedia content delivery platform, Presented By Samsung™ Galaxy™. He announced it, after all, during an epic commercial for the...
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Twitter Wants to Start Tracking You on the Web, Here's How to Opt-Out
In a blog post today, Twitter announced that they're "experimenting with new ways of targeting ads," which is their way of saying they're planning to track you around the web—even when you leave...
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Look, It's a Good Idea About How to Pay for College
Americans are currently drowning in student debt. Debates over this issue tend to descend into arguments over whether college is "worth it." Meanwhile, debt-hobbled graduates scrounge unsuccessfully...
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The U.S. Government Is Spying on Your Goddamn Snail Mail, Too
Perhaps you are under the impression that if you do not use email or the telephone, both of which we now know subject you to government surveillance, you can fly under the spies' radar. Perhaps you...
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Cancer Patient Mistaken for ‘Surgical Mask Bandit,' Who Also Exists
A Wells Fargo branch in Montebello, California did its part to make one cancer patient’s life a smidge more hellish last Friday, when tellers mistook mild-mannered lymphoma patient Joe Jaramillo for a...
View ArticleThis Scooter Is Dog-Powered and It Works Great
Big dogs need a lot of exercise — far more than most of us humans can give them. What do they expect us to do? Run? Throw a ball? There are just too many things we need to be watching on Netflix. But...
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The Vegan Sellout List Is The Best Worst Thing Ever
There are a few kinds of ethically depraved humans that the animal-rights activists behind the Vegan Sellout List will not tolerate. One type is the "paleo-terrorist," those bloody-fingered...
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The Untold Story Of The Tesla Prototype Test From Hell
Take away timing, ego, innovation, and opportunity and what you are left with is bullshit. And bullshit is a dead deer, a dead car, and the smell of gunpowder and imminent media disaster. Our ears were...
View ArticleLifehacker Twitter Wants to Start Tracking You on the Web, Here's How to...
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View ArticleAs nations continue arguing over who might take in American fugitive Edward...
As nations continue arguing over who might take in American fugitive Edward Snowden, the Ecuadorian embassy in London claims it discovered a bug hidden in ambassador Ana Alban's office.
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Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him in Yard for Police, Goes to Work
An Oklahoma man who caught a burglar breaking into his home wasn't content to simply scare the criminal away; instead, the man bum-rushed the burglar, pinned him to the ground, hogtied him, and left...
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Tom Cruise Is 51 Today And Totally Normal: A Video Tribute
To commemorate the 51st birthday of Thetan Master and extraordinary lover Tom Cruise, we've taken on the enormous task of cobbling together videos of Hollywood's strangest alien just being...normal....
View ArticleLate Wednesday, rescue workers found the body of Randy Udall, Senator Mark...
Late Wednesday, rescue workers found the body of Randy Udall, Senator Mark Udall's brother, in a remote area in the Rocky Mountains. Udall went missing over a week ago after embarking on a multi-day...
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California Legislators Pass Transgender-Rights Bill for K-12 Students
California lawmakers today approved a bill that would allow transgender public school students to choose which restrooms they use and which sports teams they join based on their gender identity rather...
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