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Even More Evidence Shows the IRS Didn't Single Out Conservatives
If you needed proof that the current IRS "scandal" is far less scandalous than the American people have been led to believe—besides the proof that already exists, of course—the New York Times has it...
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Seth Meyers Is Engaged But I Always Thought He'd Get Engaged to You
Damn. Surprising announcement from that guy I always figured you'd meet (somehow) and eventually marry. It seems comedian Seth Meyers is newly engaged. To someone else. A rep for the couple—that is:...
View ArticleBullet-Time Fireworks are Dramatic and Astounding
Look at this spectacular video of fireworks, sparklers, and contained explosives in all their slow-motion, fiery, explosive glory. Although, I harbor a seasonal pet peeve about setting off fireworks...
View ArticleHere is a man who has wisely invested $75,000 of his own money into...
Here is a man who has wisely invested $75,000 of his own money into developing a symbol to represent the word "the." All that cash got him a symbol that basically looks like an uppercase "T" and a...
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John Kerry Was Totally Chilling On His Yacht During The Egyptian Coup
At this point John Kerry should just consider quitting water sports all together. In a flip-flop that played out like that 2004 Bush windsurfing ad, Kerry first adamantly denied — then reluctantly...
View ArticleEdward Snowden, presumably still stuck in Russia's transit zone, or maybe on...
Edward Snowden, presumably still stuck in Russia's transit zone, or maybe on the Bolivian president's plane, or maybe he never really existed at all, has apparently applied for asylum in six additional...
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The Week in Movies: Despicable Lone Ranger Goes Way Way Back
Welcome to Annotate This, where we gather reviews, trailers, and annotate the posters for movies coming out this week. It will help you decide what to avoid, what to see, and what to pretend to see....
View ArticleUS House of Representatives Endorses Hamptons Uber Chopper
Driving too slow? Your #UberCHOPPER is arriving now… http://t.co/zQECJMyhaT #innovation cc: @Uber — House Transportation (@Transport) July 4, 2013 The bipartisan House Transportation and...
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Magna Carta Leaks Early, But Not To All The People It Was Supposed To
Magna Carta Holy Grail? More like Holy Fail. Puns! But really, Jay-Z's new album, released early to Samsung customers who agreed to download an app and give up more information than a Nigerian Prince...
View ArticleHappy four-day-weekend y'all.
Happy four-day-weekend y'all. Six of eight drivers involved in an eight-car pileup in Atlanta this morning are being charged with DUIs after the crash. The first car struck a pedestrian (who is being...
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Missouri Is Trying To Bring Back The Gas Chamber
When your state runs out of the drugs necessary for lethal injections, it seems you have a few options. You can hold off on executing prisoners until a court of law can decide what is humane and what...
View ArticleBoth Venezuela and Nicaragua have offered asylum to NSA leaker Edward...
Both Venezuela and Nicaragua have offered asylum to NSA leaker Edward Snowden, still ensconced in Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport.
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Mob Sexual Assaults In Tahrir Square Are Escalating
Tahrir Square was a point of celebration on Wednesday as Egyptians celebrated the ouster of Mohamed Morsi, but for at least 80 women it was a nightmare. In the last week alone, more than 169 cases of...
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OMG Rich People Are Now Going Below 59th Street
New York's upper crust is struggling with the age-old existential question, “Do I have an affair, get a divorce or get a downtown apartment?” According to the New York Times, the "gaggles of Muffys...
View ArticleMURRICA!
MURRICA! An escaped convicted rapist thought he could just sidle into an Ohio convenience store and order an iced tea, but he didn't count on American flag t-shirt guy recognizing him and TAKING HIM...
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Man Celebrating 21st Birthday Allegedly Stabs Homeless Vet 70 Times
Twenty-first birthday celebrations usually involve multiple shots. But Dale "Bugsy" Wakefield apparently opted for stab wounds — more than 70 — on a 71-year-old homeless veteran, police say. Wakefield...
View ArticleRebecca Martinson, deranged sorority girl and inventor of the "cunt punt,"...
Rebecca Martinson, deranged sorority girl and inventor of the "cunt punt," may have been forced out of Delta Gamma, but she's in as BroBible's newest columnist. If you've somehow forgotten her e-mail,...
View ArticleBolivia, probably still pissed off over that whole plane incident, is...
Bolivia, probably still pissed off over that whole plane incident, is threatening to shutter the US Embassy. The Latin American country is also casually flirting with America's ex, offering Edward...
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Police Just Violating All The Constitutional Amendments Now
A Nevada man is suing the city of Henderson and its police under the rarely-used Third Amendment, claiming that they unconstitutionally arrested him for obstruction of justice when he refused to let...
View ArticleA Boeing 777 Has Crashed In San Francisco [UPDATING]
A Boeing 777 is on fire at San Francisco International Airport. The emergency slides have deployed, though it is not immediately clear what caused the crash and conflagration, nor if there are any...
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