The NTSB has confirmed that a plane in Alaska crashed during takeoff, killing...
The NTSB has confirmed that a plane in Alaska crashed during takeoff, killing all 10 people on board. The accident took place one day after Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crashed in San Francisco, killing...
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Scores Dead in Egypt after Army Opens Fire on Protestors
Late-night violence at the site of a sit-in held by supporters of ousted Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi left at least 42 dead—nearly all protesters—and over 300 wounded, and led the right-wing...
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Brazilian Singer Shot Dead During Concert While Fans Watch On in Horror
A popular Brazilian musician was shot and killed by an unknown assailant in the middle of a performance Saturday night in the Brazilian city of Campinas. 20-year-old Daniel Pellegrine, an...
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Golden Corral's Disgusting Food Storage System Exposed by Employee
Golden Corral cook Brandon Huber actually likes his job at the national buffet chain's Port Orange, Florida, location. That's why he tried going directly to Golden Corral management first before...
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Police Investigate Possible Foul Play in Suspicious Quebec Train Blast
Police have begun a criminal investigation into the train derailment explosion that took five lives in Lac-Mégantic, Quebec on Sunday. Forty people are still unaccounted for. The driverless train...
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Back-to-School Shopping Season Has Already Begun
If the school bell has finally sounded for the final time and the kids are gleefully preparing for several long, hot months of family road trips and spilled frozen dairy dessert substances, it can only...
View ArticleA new study found that college men who are not in fraternities are actually...
A new study found that college men who are not in fraternities are actually more likely to have "hypermasculine attitudes and hostility toward women," because frat bros are major pussies.
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Holy Shit Chris Pratt Got Built For His Next Movie
Actor Chris Pratt, better known to fans of slow-witted, well-meaning, beardface schlubs as Andy Dwyer on NBC's Parks & Rec, has broken out of his typecasting cocoon and emerged an unrecognizably...
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Jason Biggs Pens Perfect Parable For The Surveillance State
Terabytes-worth of commentary have been written on the NSA surveillance scandal, all of which now eternally reside on a hard disk silently spinning in a nuke-proof supercooled datacenter Utah. But few...
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This Huge Statue of Colin Firth Is Going to Eat the Royal Baby
Looks like the royal baby will have zero time to recover from its swim through the English Channel of amniotic fluid before doing battle with its first foe: a giant Loch Ness monster version of Colin...
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Kanye West Shows His Giant Sims Dick in Pulled “Black Skinhead” Video
Earlier today, Kanye West posted the official video for the Yeezus single "Black Skinhead" on his official site. It features a CGI Kanye dancing to song's Gary Glitter-esque shuffle. It's bad. Really...
View ArticleGawker 50 Cent Bashes Son, ‘That Dick Sucking Bitch You Call Mom’ via Text |...
Gawker 50 Cent Bashes Son, ‘That Dick Sucking Bitch You Call Mom’ via Text | io9 Why Pacific Rim Doesn't Look Like Any Movie You've Ever Seen Before | Jalopnik How Honda Revealed The Government's Top...
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Peeping On Women from Inside Restroom Toliet
The Keystone Fire Department were called to the White Water Park in Sand Springs, Oklahoma, yesterday to help extract a man found peeping on women from inside a public restroom septic tank....
View ArticleTrayvon Martin's father, Tracy, testified today that he had not denied it was...
Trayvon Martin's father, Tracy, testified today that he had not denied it was his son's voice screaming for help on a 911 call recorded the night Trayvon was shot, which goes against police testimony....
View ArticlePious Americans Fight to Keep God Where He Belongs: In a Beer Ad
Everyone knows that beer is God's drink of choice, but not everyone knows that God's beer of choice is a Boston lager named after puritanical founding father Samuel Adams. The Boston Beer Company,...
View ArticleThe death toll from Saturday's train crash in Quebec now stands at 13, with...
The death toll from Saturday's train crash in Quebec now stands at 13, with 50 people still missing.
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NY Nun Gets Jail for Stealing $128,000 to Feed Gambling Addiction
A Roman Catholic nun is going to jail for stealing almost $130,000 from a pair of New York parishes in order to feed her gambling habit. From 2006 to 2011, Sister Mary Anne Rapp took a total of...
View ArticleThe five Indonesian men trapped in a tree for five days by Sumatran tigers...
The five Indonesian men trapped in a tree for five days by Sumatran tigers have been rescued.
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Son Hospitalizes Father With Punch After Finding Out About Affair
A fight between a father and son in the parking lot of an Orlando Dave and Buster's ended with the father in critical condition and the son in jail. The cause of the fight? A mid-dinner revelation that...
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Ernst & Young Now Shares a Name With a “Sexy Boys” Magazine
Last week, the London-based accounting firm Ernst & Young rebranded itself as EY in an attempt to "to strengthen and modernize" its image. Great idea! But, as the Los Angeles Times notes, there's...
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