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Sarah Palin Might Run for Senate in 2014
Everyone's favorite failed politician might attempt a comeback next year. In an interview with the constantly confused Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin said she was considering a run against Alaskan Senator...
View ArticleTwo weeks after State Senator Wendy Davis' 13-hour filibuster, the Texas...
Two weeks after State Senator Wendy Davis' 13-hour filibuster, the Texas House of Representatives provisionally approved an anti-abortion bill that many consider to be the most restrictive in the...
View ArticleEgypt has ordered the arrest of Muslim Brotherhood leader Mohammed Badie and...
Egypt has ordered the arrest of Muslim Brotherhood leader Mohammed Badie and nine other senior members.
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The NSA Is Amassing Call and Email Data from Latin America Too: Paper
It's not just the U.S.: Brazil, Colombia, Mexico and other Latin American countries are subject to the NSA's wide-ranging data-mining operations, Brazil's O Globo reported yesterday, citing leaked...
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Justin Bieber Urinates in Restaurant Kitchen, Curses Out Bill Clinton
That Justin Bieber is a menace to society has been tangentially documented various times over the past few months: From his run-ins with the paps (some more literal than others), to his abandonment of...
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Is It Time to Give Up on CNN?
For several days now, CNN’s extensive coverage of the George Zimmerman trial has shouldered aside the more important Egypt story on the network’s U.S. channel. I rarely criticize CNN in public, partly...
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Flight Attendants Survive After Being Thrown from Plane During Crash
Two flight attendants on the Asiana Airlines jet that crashed in San Francisco on Saturday were apparently ejected—but were found alive on the Tarmac after the accident, which the pilots now blame on...
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Tie Me Up & Tie Me Down: Andrea Mary Marshall at Anthem Wares
If you like Kink, head down to 175 Mott Street in SOHO to Anthem Wares' most recent pop-up for an exhibition of tittilating self-portraits by the sultry Andrea Mary Marshall. Ms. Marshall has teamed up...
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Texas Man Arrested for Making ‘Gun Gestures’ in a Crowded Movie Theater
In an odd twist to the old "falsely shouting fire in a crowded theater" routine, a Texas man incited panic after he entered a movie theater in Bryan and began making "gun gestures" and "shooting...
View ArticleWhy does the Daily News spell it "controller" instead of "comptroller"?
Why does the Daily News spell it "controller" instead of "comptroller"? Because of the inherently unstable relationship between the spoken and written word, yes, but also because they needed to save...
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The Last Days of Crisco Disco: Colin Quinn on Gay Bars and Grown Ups
Welcome to Next Question With Michael Musto, a regular feature in which Musto uses his time-honed skills to interrogate big celebrities, former celebrities, and wannabe celebrities. Musto is a pop...
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Cafe Owner Posts Warning to Racist Customers: ‘I Am a Black Woman’
A black mother-of-three who owns a cafe in a heavily white town is taking a stand against the racism she says she's had to endure for the past two years by posting a sign on the door informing...
View ArticleNot to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where...
Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white...
View ArticleDC Boys Going to Ptown Know How to Party Without Handbooks
Last month, we brought you the farcical-but-real 58-page Powerpoint handbook assembled in preparation for an "Epic July 4th Trip to Ptown!" by some self-proclaimed "DC Boys." In response, another...
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Anyone Got Any Good Ideas for Barnes & Noble?
William Lynch, the CEO of Barnes & Noble, resigned this week after less than two years on the job, having failed to turn around the earnings of the Last Remaining Book Store by selling color...
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Burglary Victim Finds Thief's Cellphone, Calls His Mom
A West Seattle woman who had a couple of item stolen from her car last month quickly discovered that the thief had inadvertently exchanged the loot for something of his: A black smartphone. Scrolling...
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Colin Quinn Just Sexted Me
He actually texted me the day I shot his portrait. We met up right after his morning work out—he was sweaty and still catching his breath as he explained to me how he was once a sexy muscle jock....
View ArticleThe Texas House of Representatives just passed a bill which will place broad...
The Texas House of Representatives just passed a bill which will place broad restrictions on abortions. The bill will now go to the Texas Senate for vote.
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Terrible NTSB Intern Blamed for KTVU's “Ho Lee Fuk” Blunder
The National Transportation Safety Board issued a press release this evening acknowledging that a summer intern had erroneously confirmed four fake Asiana pilot names to Bay Area TV station KTVU. The...
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Without Tampons Present, Texas Passes Restrictive Abortion Law
After banning the presence of any female hygiene products from its Senate floor, Texas passed its restrictive abortion law last night, which will ban abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy as well as...
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