A Norwegian woman in Dubai who reported to police an alleged rape in March...
A Norwegian woman in Dubai who reported to police an alleged rape in March has been sentenced to 16 months in jail for having extramarital sex.Read more...
View ArticleNate Silver, the statistics whiz whose political projections kept millions of...
Nate Silver, the statistics whiz whose political projections kept millions of Democrats from completely losing their shit during the 2012 election cycle, is leaving the New York Times for ESPN.Read...
View ArticleRaw Sewage Has Turned The Hudson Into An Antibiotic-Resistant Cesspool
In case you needed to be told again, DO NOT SWIM IN THE HUDSON RIVER. DO NOT EAT THINGS YOU FIND IN THE HUDSON RIVER. If you can afford a jetski, take it to somewhere other than the Hudson River. The...
View ArticleHelen Thomas, Pioneer Journalist Who Covered 9 Presidents, Dead at 92
Helen Thomas, whose long run as part of the White House press corps earned her the unofficial title of its "dean", has died at the age of 92.Read more...
View ArticleHomemade Bomb Explodes At Beijing Airport, Injuring Only The Detonator
A man in a wheelchair detonated a homemade bomb at Beijing Capital International Airport early this morning, injuring only himself. Read more...
View ArticleFirefighter Makes Fake 911 Calls and Then Robs Firehouses
An FDNY firefighter is being charged with grand larceny and burglary by police after making fake 911 calls and then robbing firehouses after firefighters had gone off to respond to the fake...
View ArticleTennessee Man Allegedly Stole Human Ashes Believing They Were Cocaine
Somewhere, high in a palm tree, nestled amongst the coconuts, Keith Richards approves. Read more...
View ArticleOn Friday, a secret court extended the NSA's authority to collect and store...
On Friday, a secret court extended the NSA's authority to collect and store phone records. According to the Washington Post, this is the first time U.S. officials have publicly acknowledged the NSA's...
View ArticleVenezuela To Not Even Try To Be Friends with United States Anymore
The Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela, a socialist thorn in the side of capitalist United States, is not even going to bother trying to be friends with the U.S. anymore, after a series of remarks by...
View ArticleJK Rowling's Pen Name Was Leaked By Her Attorney's Wife's Best Friend
It sounds like a Mel Brooks joke, but it's true — a British law firm has admitted that it was responsible for outing JK Rowling as the secret author of a detective novel, after a partner of the firm...
View ArticleThe CIA Is Studying How It Can Control the Weather
It's Christmas-time in conspiracy-land as it's been revealed that the CIA will be funding a $630,000 study into whether the government could control the weather and stop global climate change.Read more...
View ArticleCalifornia Mother Arrested For Chaining Up Her Ten-Year-Old Son
A mother of three was arrested in Santa Ana this week after police discovered her ten-year-old son bound up in chains and crying in the courtyard of an apartment building. Read more...
View ArticleOn Trayvon Martin and Our Fear of Smiling Black Men
After I finished cutting my hair yesterday, I spent a longer time than usual staring at myself in my bathroom mirror.Read more...
View ArticleThe SEC Charged Miami With Fraud For Playing Financial “Shell Games”
Miami. A beautiful city, but also many other things. A city of class. A city where people casually eat other people's faces. And now, it's also the first city to be charged with fraud by the SEC. Read...
View ArticleDoctor, My Eyes
70 is the new 50 (Erica and family are going to be so pissed...but at my age...) pic.twitter.com/KU9IQhaF0w — Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) July 21, 2013Read more...
View ArticleNightmare Come to Life: Texas Woman Thrown Off Roller Coaster
A woman who told a park employee she didn't feel secure in her seat before a ride at Six Flags in Arlington, Texas fell to her death on Friday after being thrown off a roller coaster. Read more...
View ArticleThousands of people across the country rallied in honor of Trayvon Martin...
Thousands of people across the country rallied in honor of Trayvon Martin yesterday. In New York City, Martin's mother said her son "was a child, who thought as a child, who acted as a child." After...
View ArticleRegistered Sex Offender In Custody After Police Find Three Bodies
A 35-year-old registered sex offender has been arrested after Ohio police found three bodies wrapped in plastic in the same 300-yard radius on Friday and Saturday. All three victims are believed to be...
View ArticleU.S. Drops Bombs on Great Barrier Reef
Whoopsies. A Navy exercise went terribly wrong last week when American fighter jets dropped four unarmed bombs onto Australia's Great Barrier Reef.Read more...
View ArticleReal Suicide Attempt Mistaken for San Diego Comic-Con Stunt
As folks gathered around a building in San Diego for what they believed was a promotional Comic-Con stunt, it was quickly revealed that the fake suicide attempt they were witnessing was, in fact, a...
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