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Hooters is Getting a Facelift
Hooters — the restaurant you totally go to "just for the wings" — is getting a new look. Its location in Kirby, Texas has just unveiled a new redesign that will serve as a "prototype for future...
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Barack Obama Takes the Oath of Office for His Second Term
President Barack Obama was officially sworn in for his second term as president. In a small ceremony at the White House, Obama swore to "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United...
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Australian Library Moves Lance Armstrong's Books to the Fiction Section
A Manly, Australia library is moving all of Lance Armstrong's books to their fiction section, following his admission that he used performance-enhancing drugs and blood transfusions during his...
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Five Shot and Killed by Teenager in New Mexico [UPDATE]
Two adults and three children are dead after being shot by a teenager in an Albuquerque home this morning. The teen, whose exact age has not been released, has been arrested and booked on two counts...
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'FU Sandy' Beer to Benefit Sandy Relief
Charity is great and all, but oftentimes there's just not enough drinking involved. Thankfully, New Jersey-based Flying Fish Brewery is here to help. Flying Fish has announced a new brew called FU...
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Here's a List of People Injured or Killed by Guns on 'Gun Appreciation Day'
Yesterday was deemed a day to appreciate your guns in America, and boy did we. Five people were shot at gun shows in North Carolina, Ohio and Indiana. These were not, however, the only instances of...
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Stalker/CNN Reporter Has Written President Obama Every Day for the Past Four...
Tom Foreman is an Emmy Award-winning journalist for CNN who has covered everything from the Sago Mine explosion to the economy to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. He has also been obsessively writing...
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Lupe Fiasco Booted from Stage at Inauguration Party Following 30-Minute...
Asking a rapper who once called President Obama "the biggest terrorist" to headline an inauguration party might seem like a recipe for a fiasco. And that's precisely what transpired at last night's...
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'Prankster' Justin Bieber Drops Trou, Posts Moon Shot to Instagram (NSFW)
Justin Bieber managed to rack up nearly 100,000 likes on Instagram after uploading a photo of his butt crack this past Saturday. The moon shot wasn't up for long, but still long enough to necessitate...
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A Look Back at the Last Day You Felt Unreservedly Good About Barack Obama:...
It's been a hard four years for liberals. There's the radicalized and intractable opposition, the weak response to our sluggish economy, the widening inequality, and the ever-lengthening "Kill List" of...
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Hip City USA (Washington DC) Is Finally Getting Credit for Its Hipness
The Washington Post has a long and proud journalistic tradition of owning the DC Hipness beat—continuously breaking news on the young, hip vibe of our nation's capital, where conservative and liberal...
View ArticleThis Video of a Baby Laughing Hysterically at a Dog Eating Popcorn Almost...
Did you know that today is not one, but two different federal holidays? You'd think you'd get at least one of those off, but nope — you're at work. And the fact that today is Monday can't make that...
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No Lie: Plus-Size Model Has the World's Largest Hips
Mikel Ruffinelli is nothing to look at above the waist — but below the waist she turns heads on a regular basis. That's because the mother of four from Los Angeles currently holds the world record for...
View ArticleToday is 'Blue Monday' On Fox and Friends, For Reasons Totally Unrelated to...
This morning, January 21, 2013, is the "most depressing day of the year" says Steve Doocey of Fox and Friends. Why? Because of "drab weather, holiday bills, and resolutions we have not met." Ok, then....
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Embracing the Cool Porcelain of Our National Toilet: The Obama Hangover
The last time Barack Obama stepped up to an inaugural podium, the notion that we would spend four years with the Senate minority leader pledging not to pass a single item of legislation to help the...
View ArticleInfamous Dutch TV Hosts Settle Age-Old Debate by Strapping Themselves Into...
The Dutch TV show hosts who made international headlines in 2011 after they allegedly consumed each other's flesh are back in the news for something a bit more family-friendly, but not by much. Dennis...
View ArticleWho Was That Boy Flirting with the Obama Girls?
"WHO WAS THAT BOY?!" Twitter yelled, in a panic. Who was that boy with the hi-top fade, with the winning smile, and the silver tongue? Who was that boy flirting with Sasha and Malia? Doesn't he know...
View ArticleWatch President Obama Age 10 Years in 5 Years in 2 Minutes
As President Obama begins his second term in office, it's important to take a look back at just how much he's aged during his first one. Artist Jeremy Tubbs has an art project dedicated to doing just...
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Scalia in a Really Weird Hat, and Senator Claire McCaskill Is Creep-Shotting It
"Four years ago today I began tweeting," Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill wrote this morning. "One of my first tweets was a comment on Scalia's weird hat." Indeed, it was: Scalia in a really weird...
View ArticleWatch Obama Flub the Presidential Oath for the Second Time
For the second time in as many inaugurations, the president screwed up the oath of office. This time — unlike in 2009 — it wasn't even Chief Justice John Roberts' fault: Obama just stumbled over "the...
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