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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Poops All Over the World's Most Expensive Dog...
Last July, many were flabbergasted when a marriage ceremony featuring a canine bride and groom set a Guinness World Record for most expensive pet wedding ever. But it actually wasn't as bad as it...
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Publisher Sues College Librarian for Saying Publisher Sucks
A well-known principle of academic debate is, "If someone challenges your intellectual credentials, the best way to prove them wrong is to try to sue them into oblivion." So it goes for the poor...
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9/11 Truther Tags Priceless Work of Art with Marker
See this painting? Liberty Leading the People, by Eugene Delacroix, currently on display at the Lens branch of the Louvre. Now, imagine it with a 9/11 truth tag! Way better, right? Delacroix's iconic...
View ArticleThe Oogieloves Really Might Be the Worst Movie of All Time
Last Labor Day weekend, the incoherent children's movie The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure had the worst-ever debut opening for a movie in over 2,000 theaters. As educational and ugly as a...
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NC State Students Divided Over 'Dirty Bingo' Event Featuring Butt Plugs,...
A bingo night with a kinky twist is offering students at North Carolina State University a chance to take home some very unique prizes. Butt plugs, dildos, artificial vaginae, and other adult items...
View ArticleSend This Video to All the People In Your Life Who Are Panic-Buying Bread and...
Because if all those photos of empty shelves across the Northeast are any indication, they need to take a long, deep breath and think about why they suddenly need ten hands of bananas. Crazy. RT...
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Ex-Gay Blogger Who Was Busted on Grindr Sells His Computer, Locks His Phone...
Earlier this week, a "formerly homosexual" blogger for the Christian Post was "outed" as a hypocrite for denouncing the "homosexual lifestyle" as immoral on the one hand, while using the other hand to...
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George W. Bush Is An Outsider Artist, Standing Apart From History, Naked
Now we've seen the art of George W. Bush, but have we really seen it? We asked arts blogger Greg Allen, of greg.org, to give the ex-president's works a close reading. I can't stop thinking about them,...
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Is This The CIA's Secret Saudi Arabia Drone Base?
The CIA's secret Saudia Arabia drone base was finally revealed this week (again, after having been revealed in 2011 a couple times) to much controversy. Now Wired's Danger Room blog appears to have...
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How to Make a Snow Cone
As the Northeast braces for the storm of the century of the week, her citizens have turned into a population of old tabby house cats, arranging their nests as they prepare to die. In their desperate...
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Melissa McCarthy Called a "Female Hippo" By Critic After Humiliating Herself...
Alien-acid queen, movie-crit staple and star of the infamous 1970 flop Myra Breckinridge Rex Reed describes Identity Thief star Melissa McCarthy as "tractor-sized," "humongous" and a "female hippo" in...
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Tainted Beef Scandal Grows as British Lasagna Meals Recalled for Containing...
The frozen food manufacturer Findus was forced to recall its line of beef lasagna meals this week after testing by the British Food Standards Agency revealed that, instead of beef, the meals contained...
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Think Nemo's Bad? In Brazil It's Raining Spiders
What's that? You're worried about a little snow falling on your head? How adorable. Meanwhile, in Brazil, it's raining spiders. Footage posted online yesterday shows thousands of spiders "falling from...
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Blade Runner In the Senate: All These Truths Lost in Time, Like Tiered...
If you're looking for a takeaway from White House Counterterrorism Advisor John Brennan's testimony before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence, all you need is a line from Sen. Richard Burr...
View ArticleEvery Single Weather Report From Now On Should Be Presented by This Dapper...
For this week's "Scheels Weather Kid" segment, KVLY North Dakota invited 9-year-old William Hallman of Fargo to help out Chief Meteorologist Hutch Johnson with his 5 PM weather report. Little did...
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Teen Tearfully Apologizes to Judge She Flipped Off; Judge Agrees to Drop...
18-year-old Penelope Soto became the face of a movement earlier this week after she flipped off a judge during her own bond hearing. The South Florida teen returned to the same courtroom today, but...
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Don't Call This Storm Nemo
As I write, a massive snowstorm is bearing down on the Northeast, whipping up 50 m.p.h. winds and dumping as much as a foot and a half of snow on New York City. If you live in its path you should buy...
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'A Man with Morals': The Alleged Killer Cop's Growing Online Fan Base
In the day and a half since ex-cop Christopher Dorner allegedly went on a vengeful killing spree that's left three dead so far, the search for the 33-year-old former Navy reservist has reached rabid...
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Today In Sentences You Never Thought You'd Read: Nelson Mandela Is a Fan of...
You'd think Nelson Mandela, a worldly, highly decorated 94-year-old man who spent 27 years of his life in a harsh, degrading prison fighting to free his people from the shackles of injustice and...
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Fox News Accidentally Uses Photo of Same-Sex Couple to Illustrate Article...
Atop yet another typical Fox News article espousing the merits of heteronormativity sits a decidedly atypical sight: A photo of the same-sex couple who made headlines last year for being the first...
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