Here's That Daft Punk Commercial That Keeps Getting Pulled from YouTube
During Saturday Night Live this weekend, a 15-second spot advertising the upcoming Daft Punk album aired. If the music debuting in the clip isn't a collaboration with dance-music legend Nile Rogers,...
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Unemployment Stories, Vol. 29: 'I Can't Talk About Our Misery With Anyone....
The stock market is up. Corporate profits are booming. Very little of that money is flowing to the workers. And even less is flowing to the unemployed. Each week, we bring you true stories of...
View Article'Baby B-girl' Schools Older Breakdancers at International Competition
The "Baby Battle" at the annual Chelles Battle Pro breakdancing competition is mostly a platform for crews to showcase up-and-coming b-boys and b-girls who will present a threat in battles to come....
View ArticleThis Anti-Marriage Equality Ad Does a Great Job of Mocking the Anti-Marriage...
Though less of an actual anti-marriage-equality ad and more of an intentional parody created by Brandon Muller of NonRandomNonSense, "The Ultimate Anti-Gay Marriage Ad" nonetheless manages to get...
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Hope You Enjoyed Your Fucking Weekend Because 19-Year-Old Millionaire Justin...
Everyone remembers the first time they turned 19. Their "Neat Nineteen." The big one-nine. For some, it is one of the best days of their lives. For others, it is absolutely the best day of their lives....
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Navy Vet Spends Months Memorizing the Name of Every American Killed in...
Ten months ago, Navy vet Ron White began a monumental task: Memorizing the names and ranks of over 2,200 American service members, CIA agents, and civilian contractors who have been killed since the...
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Giant Luxury FutuRoboCondo Development to Make Williamsburg's 'Edgy' Past...
The Domino Sugar Factory is a big old abandoned factory by the Williamsburg bridge. Soon, the Domino Sugar Factory will be a virtual forest of gleaming new condos and office buildings including not...
View ArticleConcertgoer Nearly Impales Herself on Security Fence, Ends Up Mooning...
A female concertgoer trying to sneak a closer peek at Blink-182 during their recent performance at the 2013 Melbourne Soundwave Festival was forced to take a hard route towards the realization that...
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Impostor! A Fake Bishop Walks Into the Vatican…
A man impersonating a Bishop managed to sneak past Vatican security and get photographed with a cardinal—with only confidence, a winning smile, an entourage of fake clerics, and a too-short cassock....
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Lamb of God Frontman Randy Blythe Acquitted of Manslaughter Charges
A Czech court has acquitted Lamb of God frontman Randy Blythe of manslaughter charges related to the 2010 death of Daniel Nosek, a fan who was pushed off the stage by Blythe during a concert in...
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Brian Williams, Please Tell Us About Your 'Grindlingly Middle Class'...
Brian Williams is the blow-dried anchor of NBC Nightly News. His salary is $13 million per year. His daughter stars on Girls. But hey, don't go thinking Brian Williams is fancy—has he told you about...
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Realtor Too Busy Helping Himself to Female Homeowner's Clothes to Notice the...
A couple from Arlington, Virginia is accusing their Realtor of stealing clothing from their home — and they have the surveillance footage to prove it. While the homeowners were away last month,...
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Lecherous Webmaster Matt Drudge Tortures Yale Sex Survey Number
"1 IN 10 YALE STUDENTS SAY THEY'VE BEEN PAID FOR SEX..." tweeted internet behemoth Matt Drudge just a minute ago. Yikes! Drudge, who is commonly understood to be gay, links out to a report on the blog...
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Oberlin Police: 'KKK Figure' May Have Been Person Wearing Blanket; Racist...
A day after Oberlin College canceled classes when a month of racist, homophobic and anti-Semitic graffiti graffiti culminated in the early-morning sighting of a figure wearing Ku Klux Klan robes, an...
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Boy Scouts Lose Both National Scout Jamboree Headliners as Carly Rae Jepsen,...
Just one week after the Boy Scouts of America excitedly announced the upcoming performances of Train and Carly Rae Jepsen at the 2013 National Scout Jamboree, both acts have announced their decision...
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Was a Drone Flying Over Brooklyn Yesterday? [UPDATE: The FBI Is On The Case]
The idea of drones over New York City have inspired art projects and a rap song. Now they may be a reality too. The FAA is investigating a report from an Alitalia passenger jet of a drone spotting over...
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Women Be Dying Younger
Women. They're dying younger. What is up with that, ladies? A new study published in the journal Health Affairs found the following odd thing: We examined trends in male and female mortality rates from...
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Taylor Swift Told Vanity Fair that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Will Burn in Hell...
Every time she opens her mouth to speak, Taylor Swift, an antique doll brought to life by black magic, becomes more and more terrifying. This month, like an agent of Satan, she informs Vanity Fair who...
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Dunkin' Donut Employee Goes All Dirty Harry on Would-Be Robber, Comes Up with...
A robbery attempt at a Dunkin' Donuts in West Haven, Connecticut, over the weekend was quickly foiled when a rogue employee doused the perp with a cup of hot coffee. The clerk, identified only as...
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Pulled From Season 85 of Downton Abbey: Disgraced Astor Accused of Selling...
Convicted fraudster and mother-looter Anthony Marshall was caught attempting to scam party-goers celebrating the building of the Titanic II. Marshall tried to hawk a century-old Astor family...
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